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you two are bad friends who are these two idiots you're Jewish yeah and you're Irish you two are disgusting you two or something we're
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bad friends that's it happy Hanukkah happy Hanukkah bad friends Bobby is gone and
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today we have the one and only the unique the lovely the special The Talented my sweet prince d
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bird thank you is bird Jewish uh well b y r d b r d you don't even know how to spell my last name what do I care work together I love you do I a [ __ ] I feel my recollection maybe I'm
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just making this up is that it's actually rooted in Bowski Bowski but I that could be a total fit but you know
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the skis back home in Chicago ski means um usually skis are like uh polish oh wow I've got some something in I got some sort of I don't know you could be could polish yeah cuz skis up like up
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skis any of the skis is all usually usually polish uh Dave I want you to meet uh a very good friend a great comic this guy has the friendliest face I've ever seen in my life this is black magic
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this this is Doc Willis AKA little black magic hey man hey nice to meet you love your face he likes you he was he was
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saying before the show he's too shy now but he was saying how much he likes you but you could tell him now that you like him you're a good dude hey uh
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instantaneous love coming what's that haed you don't know who Haim mased is the uh former General and uh 30-year space chief of Israel he he the one who said there dude he does this kind of all
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time no he said he was a gal he does this [ __ ] all the time no I'm telling you who the dude is's going he's from
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yeah he's from Israel right he's the one who said there was a Galactic Federation uh and that the United States cont
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aliens I know that's you're a real one you are real how do you spell his name I want to look
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him up how do you spell that h a i m h i m e s h e d you know the prime former well Benjamin Netanyahu shout out to Netanyahu well I don't know about that but
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he went to my high school wait seriously he's like from Philly is he yeah where he went to high school click on new Netanyahu went was chham high school cheltonham yeah you don't we don't want
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to shout him out but okay this is this is Haim ashad this is him now click on news and what was his deal he was the
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one who said that the United States was in contact with with aliens that there was a galc federation and that Trump
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knew about it well he's right are we saying he's wrong that sounds like he's right well he's the D former Israeli
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space security Chief says uh extraterrestrials exist and Trump knows about it yeah I believe all this do you
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I believe every single second let's get it aliens are out there we've seen the aliens I feel as though there must be how could but I honestly don't feel
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like if there was they would tell Trump that's the I guess they'd have to I guess but
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he couldn't know that and not tell everyone e Maniac like I found him first I found the aliens they were [ __ ] each other you know what's so funny though it it I
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think all the richest people in the world do have contact with the aliens I believe that like an Illuminati type of%
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of course I believe that I think once you reach the multi-billionaire status you get granted access to that stuff cuz
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otherwise why you're on that why earn all that money look you have a lot of money you're rich let's let's just say
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that you're rich it's true okay all right so you're rich but you're not wealthy I don't know the aliens no yeah
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no you're not like them no but you know right now you're comfortable financially what you have it's great money you make
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a great living you have a great life off you can take a few years off yeah that's talking about you can't no
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you% you can't even take a week off a day off a day off and I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] forever
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like this what's the incentive to earn more money then now you have plenty of money what do you do you want do you want more money money doesn't really
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drive me I know um so what would drive you meeting the [ __ ] aliens yeah that would drive me someone said if you got a
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billion you'll meet the aliens let me ask you this yeah right now someone comes to you and they say if
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you want to find out everything there is to know about everything I will take you on a mon one Monon tour of aliens past
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future the whole any like question you have will be totally answered in a month and
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then you have one day back on Earth to you know log the information and then you die would you take that
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deal what do you say Doc that's a deep cut that's really hard you die so one day you get to spr I'll give I'll give
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you a week back on Earth then yes a week but no one's going to believe a word you say I know but it's so fun but for one
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week you get to push around this narrative to everybody you know and write everything down yeah and just be like listen you can believe me or not
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I'm going to be dead on Saturday so if you prophesies your death then they might just think that you were a cook and you committed suicide cuz some cult
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they probably were how do I die how do I die after the week uh spontaneous combustion Grand Canyon off what am I
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doing in Arizona you're off the Grand Canyon that's answer question I just wake up and I'm sitting
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on the edge of the Grand Canyon yep and you're hurled and who pushes me the Illuminati no footage no one knows it uh
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I think you jump between you and I'm forced to jump yeah it yeah when I was younger I used to go to I mean I went one time and I was like 10 and I was so confident imagine the stress on my
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parents I used to say to them I'm telling you I can I can jump and and Brace this fall in the grand can in the
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grand Canon so the whole trip I was threatening jumping and I really believe that I I
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could survive it which is to this day no let's go I don't want to do that now I wait you really as a child thought you could jump and yeah why Dave why did you think that was I think s think that too
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I used to think that too like if you jump from a long distance maybe before your knees hit you like collapse and
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roll over some [ __ ] like that like I don't know this bad logic guys that's 6,000 ft
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up 6,000 ft I'm feel you though Dicky I'm with to jum I understand what you guys are saying when an elevator like an
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I have that thought in elevators all the time like look I was in Philly I was in Philly uh and in the hotel it was so old
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downtown yeah and you can feel that when it stops it kind of Jiggles a little bit I like that so I thought if I thought
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that one night I was coming down and I thought if this broke all you have to do is wait till it's close to the bottom
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and then jump the last second right before and the the top of it smashes your head and then and then you're paralyzed but at least you're
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alive so I'm I'm bro my neck is shattered your thoughts are thought still do comedy oh I'd crush might do
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better yeah I'd Crush oh yeah you'd be and my album would be called going down you be the new Steven Hawkins [ __ ] my
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Steven Hawkins comedy yeah knows what I'm talking about when if somebody leaves you going to take a [ __ ] or to
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out this so mean Stephen Ain doing comedy though he would just he would absolutely murder murder you can get
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away with anything with a computer you can say cuz cuz he didn't mean it he can say it and didn't mean it oops Yeah my
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be my be my be look at this bitch's tips if a computer says all that how are you
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to blame all right let's go over some stuff right now cuz doc wants to learn happy Hanukkah we're late we know we're
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late but we're anti um we're anti- Christmas this year we did Christmas last year the Christmas the Christians
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can can take a hike it's way too much and it's the week of Christmas which is when we're putting this out so you know
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what Hanukkah twice that's what we're doing this year I'm happy up Hanukkah yeah because Hanukkah twice we want
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because here's the problem with Hanukkah this has always been my issue it's not enough nights not enough dead serious that's literally what I was going to say
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why eight uh well as the story has it if I recall that's how long like the oil and the they could have scratched it out I think they Scrat that the whole premise of Hanukkah is that they scratched it out for it's like a
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miraculous thing that they even made at eight nights all right so let's make it more nights so they just party for eight days straight I don't think it was a
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part I think it was more survival in this day and age we they celebrate for eight days okay but okay back then it
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was to stay alive oh I didn't know that yeah we got eight little eight little knick-knack gifts maybe one how many are
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in front of you I mean the one two three four five six seven eight yeah did it they know what they're doing here why
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don't you open one of them why don't you open one these for me yeah every time you open one I have to light a candle though of course so go ahead and open
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one those are for you I'm excited yeah I haven't gotten any gifts this season are you serious yeah my parents just give me
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a check for Hanukkah yeah real real Jewish now they just every year just a check no not even it's gotten lower now they just like uh like re-update my NBA
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League Pass every year that's huge what do you mean that's huge that's dope do you even you NBA El pass no I can't even
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it's like 500 bucks no it's like 150 oh really why did I think it was expensive well uh what is it what am I think
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Sunday Ticket is more expensive I Ain even got cable fell Sunday ticket's like 400 bucks you don't have cable no I don't have cable I'm like looks like
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there might be a mug [ __ ] I like well oh a brain mug beautiful it's your own merch we're giving you your own merch you buy it too so I'm making money off
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of this gift making money off the gift we bought it that's the best type of Jewish that feel that feel that double
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up onug what does it what does it say by the way this [ __ ] don't know about Pangia oh yeah yeah famous quote of what
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a good video thank you you did the video yeah yeah and Tony Tony directed yeah Tony who directed EP many episodes on
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our show yeah uh Dave which Bobby mocks constantly and calls it Davey because he's jealous that the success well he's
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on Sex in the City so yeah what made you get into ring uh you know I I this guy Entertainment Tonight question oh yeah that's what I'm talking about boom straight to it hey man tell
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me what made you get in well you know St Jewish dude you know Jewish you know what do you mean Jewish shoes on rap you ever heard the Beasty Boys they Jewish yeah Jes is Jewish Drake is half Jewish Drake
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is half Jewish [ __ ] Jim Jones yeah he's Jewish Jim would you no you know the Beasty Boys
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are Jewish no I thought they were just regular old like trailer park dudes getting it you trailer park
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dudes bro bro that's trailer park right there hey yeah what what trailer park do
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you know in exists in the city of New York where are the trailer park he's thinking 8 Mile Eminem oh you're think
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white rappers in in trailer parks in brookin have you seen have you been to Brooklyn he thinks they're from like Middle America no not really I've been
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I've been there to the like the little clubs out there but I haven't been in Brooklyn Brooklyn you know what I'm saying shout out to Jay-Z and no don't
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Shout Out J JayZ oh sorry all right well you know I'm trying the Beasty Boys are from New York City okay they are where
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did you think they were from I thought they were from like a little bit like Iowa a little bit something like that yeah maybe they put off an Iowa Vibe
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yeah they got the [ __ ] cornfield Vibe s dick see he feel me no he's doing this to help you out because this is
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insane hey fam fam you know No Sleep Till Brook it wasn't Iowa City [ __ ] No Sleep Till Lincoln that's drive from Iowa so long so far
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yeah and they didn't want to they didn't want to pass out stay up why did I get into rap I you know I always want to be a comedian my whole life like that was
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my my dream even as a boy like I always I made people laugh as a kid and I was like this is an Irreplaceable feeling
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how can I do this forever yeah and I I kind of wrapped uh you know for fun and and I wasn't N I wasn't necessarily like wow you're a great rapper but I was like and I was seeing you know Lonely Island
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I saw these guys and they were becoming incredibly successful off of comedic rap and I was like there's no one else doing
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it so I thought what if I use my funny ideas because I didn't know anybody I didn't know how to no one could I give a
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script to I I didn't like know how to make you know film you know it just felt like the most accessible way to do it
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was on my computer I have Garage Band I can literally make high quality music from my apartment my room so I start
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started rapping with the intention of being noticed as a comedian and it kind of like just worked like a sport the more I did it the better I got and it's
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like I've always loved rap you know it was a total dream to be a rapper of mine too but it was like that you know my
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dreams growing up were like comedian rapper basketball player one of those was never going to happen I feel like honestly two of them felt like they weren't going to happen yeah but one of them for sure wasn't going to happen
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yeah it it felt like as I was rapping and getting better it felt like as if I like like started playing basketball and
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got good enough to play in the NBA like that's how I feel every day as but then you meet like six eight black dudes and
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you're like never mind this is insane if they if every black dude in the NBA looked like him you'd be in good shape
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you would be dope yeah you could post me up and get it yeah hey but I say uh everybody out there in Tel Aviv this is
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the guy you want to look up to all right keep it going everybody out there in Tel this don't you forget it and I I
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perform in televis let me tell you I I felt a lot of admiration how many times did you
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perform over there I went I performed there one once but never have I felt he's right I have never felt like bigger as a star as a rapper just as like yeah
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as like a presentent like as when I walked down the street than I did in Israel wow wow and it was yeah cuz you
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like the [ __ ] and the hummus God the hummus is off the chain now it's incredible you like hummus hell yeah bro
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with some [ __ ] uh Townhouse crackers Townhouse crackers that's always the tradition that is the when you go to the
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Middle East I do say they do have good hummus and Townhouse crackers hey that's how we do it in
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America [Music] dude it's so funny to be half cultured oh yeah no I love hum man you got to give me them Town House cracking
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up a half culture is so funny to me that's how we good yeah know I love Kebab me I mess with kebab and you just
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got to put it in a peita you know what I'm saying put it in a wrap uh hey hey fans yeah what did you ask about the
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gold this listen how offensive this question is you're going to love it wow well cuz he literally said what he literally walked in here he's he's
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Spanish so we don't trust him at all but he go he literally walked in as he's setting up the room and he goes to Pete the other producer he says why why did
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they like this gold so much he this is what he wants to know why there's the gold and then Pete tried to explain to
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him what this is and it's a game right with the drele yeah but but honestly doesn't help the image no the gold thing doesn't really help the I got to tell you I haven't really thought about bad
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idea I mean look it's spread out on the table and Pete Pete's kid Pete's kid is Pete kid isn't Jewish goes to a Jewish Elementary School Preschool preschool
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yeah preschool and I was like well I didn't know you know how did you get him in and he's like well they don't know he's not Jewish until they change his
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diaper right and they see his little uncircumcised snake yeah you're C though oh I'm overly C I'm CLI too but see but
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but we did it it was like a normal thing for my generation to do it yeah it wasn't like a Jewish or not or a European or not every kid I knew was
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clipped are you circumcised yeah yeah you got to be right you got to have a head I mean I feel I forget what where
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it's at but I recall there being new philosophies on circumcision today where it's like almost there's like some sort
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of I don't know which way the science is telling you to I think I think what it says we did research this one time on
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the show I think it says that it's um in today's society it's so easy to clean and have the the hygiene levels are so high you don't need to do it anymore because everyone washes so often
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yeah it used to be you B you bathe once a you month whatever you would get infections all that stuff that's why it
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became standard what what's your word for the debris in the force schma yeah it's always been schma you know that
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isn't that a Jewish I think it sounds look up if shagma is Jewish that'd be cool if like a Jewish cat phrase I mean
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think about it they were like why are we clipping like the schma It makesense kind of ridiculous though like when you got circumcised yeah you didn't have all
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of your friends and family come over and witness your dick get cut yeah I did oh you did yeah I did well I did it when I
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was 30 wait so non-jews have I'm kidding we don't do that that's insane we do it in the hospital we get it out of the way
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EX do it behind closed doors don't let that fall that's a sin against man it didn't fall I gave you a PIN to clip it
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into your hair I didn't see it it's on the it's on it itself I don't want to I know you don't want to clipped are you clipped I am clipped schma schma from
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Lattin from Latin borrowed from ancient Greek and it's smegma all right never mind alternative form of smegma soap
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detergent is I wipe I clean what does that say isuck a Jewish word of do you screen capture these searches in real time next we come to schmuck which is English rather vulgar definition of a uh
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contable for foolish person in other words a jerk in yish schmu literally means penis schmu means penis I I have
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not known that yeah I didn't know that either what's the other word for penis and there's another one yeah what's the
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other word I don't think what did you text me before this how bad of a Jew you are I'm not a good Jew what I think I'm a better
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Jew than you are and I'm not even Jewish I'm like so out of the loop in terms of what to do and and it's okay yeah I feel
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as though I represent it like pretty reasonably culturally like I have like the spirit of like a good Northeast Jew
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heart the hair you just the way you look yeah you couldn't you look and like sound and talk like I think my behavior
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is very feel yeah you don't have you do a lot of Jew [ __ ] yeah yeah but it's like I read Jew yeah you a mile away
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they go je oh yeah don't do that at home proud of that I proud of that you should be I just I just you know all these uh
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you know I went to Hebrew school as a kid I I was you know I was in the know I was every week two days a week going to Hebrew school uh Ki knesseth Israel in
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uh cheltonham Pennsylvania oh wow you from the home oh you from oh you real real yeah no no he's from Pennsylvania
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yeah I don't know do you think he's from Israel he said he was kessi Israel is the name of the name of the synagogue oh
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[ __ ] okay all right we should have kept going with that he is from Israel okay you know that yeah yeah yeah he is oh
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that's dope I Miss Israel I just went one time I mean the women were the most beautiful smoke
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shows and but the men on the other hand I went to a club and I just remember like I've never in my life like did I
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like you know I have a very like if my life on in theory is very if any life was like Entourage like it'd be like
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mine and I never really feel that way like normally it's just like a very carogin Jewish person's day but the
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there was this one moment where I was walking to my my table in Israel where like they walked me in into the thing I swear it was like every directed as if
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it was like on like it was like a one take shot where like the right woman passed and like smiled at me and then
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like everything and then they let doves out they they when you sat down they out yeah yo you got to go back to is
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what are you doing here I well the one my one complaint about Israel is that it's a little too Sun beaten is that hot
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out there it's hot but it's just like drained of color like it's that's my one complaint no trees or what what's going on I got a couple of complaints I got a couple ofs what ready for my complaints about
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Israel yeah hold what do you mean sunbe yeah because like the buildings look like
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they've just been like smacked by the Sun for and they have been but like so it's I'm more of like a San Francisco
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pastel color type of you like you like the jacket my jacket and everything there's a little monochromatic for me in
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terms of just like looking around and like enjoying the aesthetic feels like Arizona yeah how things are kind of like uh all taupe or whatever yeah yep yeah
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but that's also historic it is historic so I have a different level of respect for it the oldest place in the world right well isn't it the oldest epicenter
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of the world it's there's something there's old [ __ ] let's just make it up it's the oldest place in the world went
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to the Western Wall with g Wailing Wall yeah it's the Wailing Wall I think they're the same and what do they call
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it that people cry at it yeah like you yeah people were there and they're just like they're having like emotional the G
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emotionally was moved by G still references that moment in this life was like C very funny to me did you cry at
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the wall no you don't feel anything oh you broke tradition I mean it was cool it was cool I like I wrote a little
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something and put it in the you know you you WR the wall put it in the wall can you tell me what you said couldn't even
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remember it's probably like keep going brother who's that for for I don't even know what's the Vegas of Israel funniest thing you've ever said I think it's what's the Vegas of
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Israel so many way that's what I you know what I mean Tel aiv had all the the yeah and I there was a a a man that I just want to connect maybe it's not
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that good of a story but I basically actually I went to an international peacemaking Camp I don't know if you know this about me so when I was like 14
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I went to this Camp called seeds of Peace International Camp which is a really interesting amazing organization
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that takes people from different conflict groups like Israel and Palestinians and Indians and pakistanis
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and they put all these people Under One Roof more or less and they coexist during a summer and like they play
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sports together but then every you know day there's like a two-hour dialogue session so and there's like 15 Americans
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that are like top of their class that get into the only reason I got in is because my cousin used to run it and so
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like everyone every other American there was like an Ivy league student and I was only there uh cuz my cousin you know you
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have to apply to get in you have to apply it's very hard to get in wow and so then every day I was sitting in you know these conflict sessions where
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Israelis and Palestinians were just like talking like you know 15 like the smartest 14y olds in each country and
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they're talking about the issues and like it's hard it's tricky because both sides like they have different histories
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in terms of what they think like who was there first and what happened and it was just very interesting to witness but
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there was a a guy there who I went to Camp with named Daniel who there weren't many kids like me at that camp who were
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like you know athletic like just seemingly like kids that I would be friends with if I went to high school and they were you were athletic I was
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athletic yeah I and I always won the award are you questioning his athletic no I'm just
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saying he just I was very athletic I yeah I didn't see the you never seen this guy play basketball on our show never hey man I ain't trying to diss
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explain why you don't he don't even [ __ ] Hanukkah why do you think he's not athletic hey man you make hey I just you didn't look like you you know what I mean every year at my other May a
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what accountant maybe but when you said athletic I used to win best athlete who doesn't look like an athlete every year
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oh see yeah so it's see they they know yeah telling you bro I feel it okay what is Doc does Doc look athletic no oh yeah
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you see how that feels you didn't like that did you that hurt assumptions are annoying F yeah man don't assume okay
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that was my bad but you look gentle my bad thank you bro I'm glad I look sweet man I'm glad I look he's a [ __ ] mass
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murderer straight killer you know no go he used to sell Rock in the hood that's cool does he look does he look if if he
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was like no man I used to sell would you believe it if he said it like that well that's what he said you don't look like when you told
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us that you used to sell I didn't believe an ounce of it oh yeah okay because people who no
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you you usually people who sell look tough as [ __ ] that's not true though that's what's the problem that's how you know you don't sell yeah that's how you I couldn't I mean the cops were like
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he's right there how could you hide it's just like oh they think that all the women that they see on New Jack
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City that's how the crackheads look it's like n they actually just regular Working Class People and some of the women look really good on the street dep
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how deep in the Rock they are yeah depend on yep yeah if you're in the first couple of month if you're in the the the you're yeah if you're in
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the the honeymoon stage of a crack you yeah you're going to smoke track no dude you no never he already asked me this he
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was in like he was like Hey you do because I didn't believe it I think if you sell enough at some point you're going to try it I understand that you're going to try it what why because it's around and and it's curiosity and
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boredom once am I selling these these workingclass people exactly what am I selling these workingclass people and
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what were you selling them Craig poison and never once very [ __ ] never but why would you it's this don't make when you I guess because y'all ain't never sold but when you're around people that
00:28:07
[ __ ] smoke crack it you look at them like I'll never do this [ __ ] ever that's what it's like I know but the H but the
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but the human experience has a lot of uh we like to we like to try things that are going to hurt us anyway self we like
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self-destruct I know you're different you're different open another gift it's time I I think we're supposed to let
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these burn out all the way isn't that the whole deal let them uh yeah but I mean it no no no but I'm saying don't
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you let one burn out before the other one goes this is is that a double seems so you Light One Candle at a time or you
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light all of them at the same what you're supposed to do is you light one every night you light you light one and it burns out but we don't have time this
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why oh my God what is it Marathon Marathon Man DVD o Marathon Man on DVD I've never seen this movie are you serious oh my God
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never great movie it's such a good movie that's good and is that the CD that goes along the soundtrack Stan my mother's
00:29:02
favorite artist Barbara Stan essal yeah apparently my mom says she is the most incredible voice of anyone ever that's not true at all but she is a great singer there's no way she could have the
00:29:13
best voice of all time she's known as a pretty distinct vocalist it's phenomenal yeah but like what about like I don't
00:29:19
know artha Franklin yeah what depends on what genre of music you listen to but what is she she's considered what what
00:29:25
Str say Jewish she's considered Jewish music [Laughter] somebody goes what kind of music do you play she's like Jewish they're like I got it I don't know what she is I think I know that there was like a show tune
00:29:35
past didn't you do like yento or Fiddler on the I don't know um I'm GNA say yes I'm just GNA say yes that's kind of like how comedians used to do the the the cat skills you know like the the what do
00:29:46
they call it Market I'm so ignorant yentel film yeah there you go there she is yeah look at her beautiful eyes my
00:29:54
mother what else is anything else beautiful do you like just her eyes don't be don't be she's shaped like a
00:30:01
what like a boy it seems in this movie I don't like hair give me a good picture of of of Barbara stri that's a good look
00:30:09
did you find her attractive so your mother was obsessed with her did you find her attractive when you were a kid no I never no cuz she always felt very
00:30:14
motherly and like and then I'm seeing her in the movies like meet the [ __ ] or whatever right my one of my goals in life is to get my mom meeting Barbara
00:30:22
like that you know how can we not make that happen I feel like that's so easy to do well as famous as you are as
00:30:27
connected you are I'm not going to reach out be like hey can I bother you and have you meet my mom why would let me
00:30:32
let me say this knowing what you know yeah about sweet Jewish women like your mom why wouldn't she want to meet your mom she would want to but it's just you know I I need I needs to be like at an
00:30:43
event or like there needs to be some sort of like right we need to we need to like create pit and hold this thing yeah
00:30:48
we need to make it out where it's like Barbara yeah you won't believe that my my mother's yeah we need get her on the show have my mom come going say
00:30:56
connected do the surprise type of thing speaking of people can't stop asking me if we're going to do the show again it's
00:31:03
almost annoying yeah and I tell them no yeah we're done we we quit we retired like I said I've generated enough wealth to take off it's well and you're not you're not alien wealth but you're getting there we are going to do the
00:31:14
show again we're going to do the show people stop please stop asking can't stop won't stop yeah we're gonna do 50
00:31:19
Seasons yeah I don't know man I never found her attractive I remember my mom liking her too beautiful in that oh my
00:31:25
God I'm that picture so for me I love her I guess she was okay hair and her hat and her eye I'm so into that picture do you find her attractive doc she just
00:31:36
what couple drinks in couple couple drinks in okay yeah he needs a little bit of intoxication like nice nice
00:31:41
little necklace like just light and subtle yeah sure but I mean you know her eyes are like piercing blue beautiful
00:31:47
they're beautiful yeah I love her in that picture you know look she's look and she's Jewish she like what she's
00:31:56
Jewish right oh I was over here thinking again I said what maybe she [ __ ] you yeah yeah she's also from Iowa Iowa City just like the
00:32:08
Beasty Boys she's got to be from New York now you [ __ ] with me Tino yes 100% of course get real all right give
00:32:14
me bring bring some of the Jewish terms up so we can teach doc because doc doc needs to Lear I'm learning all right do you know what a Bubby is do you know
00:32:20
what that is no what the [ __ ] you can read it but bbby oh Grandma you never heard that
00:32:25
before Nana no not yeah that's now he just does all of them hell yeah you give him one he doesn't stop you call your grandma Bubby no uh both my my grandmothers were dead before
00:32:37
I met before I was born o yeah really yeah why uh just death cancer uh old age my cancer and I guess old a I I don't know why the
00:32:52
cuz that's quick to die I mean your parents weren't old when they had you no they both died like ear like six 607s
00:32:58
yeah you're not going to last they di right before I know I'm 38 and out brother this is it yeah 38 and out like
00:33:05
it's a route Cowboy hit right 38 out I had a step grandmother who who who really acted and treated me and she was a wonderful woman yeah um but I called her by her first name what was her Jean
00:33:16
Jean's a great name Grandma my mom's name too uh yeah wow so if I call my grandma by her first name she was so mad
00:33:23
at me I call my parents by their first names would have been knocked you do yeah like I can't yeah you call them mom
00:33:28
yeah Ma uh what do I call them it's so weird yeah Mom and then Daddyo pop uh or that's cool dyo and pop are so much or whatever I'm mad about he called me yesterday my great Anna doesn't like us
00:33:43
calling her by her first name we have to call her auntie Auntie's great aunti say her aunt first and then her name I'll
00:33:49
tell you what's not Jewish is Auntie yeah you can't do that in the Jewish community no ain't no a in the Jewish
00:33:55
but what what what happens you just get just like it's a first of all Auntie 100% is a black term you do oh it is even just Aunt whites don't do it yeah whites don't do Auntie no wait a minute
00:34:06
if you watch like uh desie porn some of it has like Auntie in there you watch what desie porn like when you Google
00:34:13
desie porn like from PornHub desie it's India porn so they have like he teaches me stuff okay desie aunti porn is a real that's a thing you go to like a I don't
00:34:26
know I just looked up desie and then you weird tell no no I'm telling you straight up I'm telling you straight up a desie is like Indian porn period but
00:34:33
Desi means what what does desie mean I have no clue all I know is if you just type in Indian porn you'll see titles
00:34:39
like desie Auntie desie desie this desie that so then I'm like oh okay Desi is a word used to describe people culture and
00:34:46
products of an Indian subcontinent and their diaspora derived from zoom in derived from Sanskrit meaning land country Desi traces origin specifically the people the country of India Pakistan and bang so Desi is kind of it's re it's
00:34:58
a regional definition of that area of porn there it is right well so now you know now you should learn stuff before
00:35:03
you off process as far as like locating the porn that you jerk off to because I feel like the process I use I don't understand why everyone doesn't it seems very dis I like the algorithm decide for
00:35:14
me exactly yeah you go there I click on as much things as I like and and then then it says related videos and and then
00:35:20
you're always for the rest of the time I let the algorithm decide so you let you here's what here's what we do you let
00:35:26
your cookies match you yeah let my cookies match for me [ __ ] why am I doing the work and it and it
00:35:31
does it incredibly the machine is going to do it better than your brain could ever assemble it probably but I just like spity of typing in my own [ __ ] and
00:35:38
seeing what I get I never what phrases interest you well desie porn there it is that's one of them desie let's get it not just go into a deep rabbit hole bro have you ever dated an Indian girl no
00:35:49
I've never dated any girl only Latina black and white well but you but obviously you sexualize them so you
00:35:56
don't want you don't want anything well it's just I just watch them all I don't discriminate when it come to porn I know but you said you like his category what
00:36:02
I'm saying is are you not are you attracted to Indian women in real life no I'm telling you like I literally go
00:36:07
through every race oh so this month isie month I'll be like yeah I'll be like okay today Arab
00:36:15
girls let's see what we got you know what I'm saying there was an Indian girl that was beautiful you'd be attracted to
00:36:20
her H yeah that's why man he Li and when it's black history month do you only jerk off to black porn do you feel it's
00:36:26
like offensive to jerk off to yeah yeah I wouldn't even Google I would go to desie in
00:36:31
honor of respect to the black history you know what I'm saying so I would jack off maybe to desie so that I won't
00:36:37
offend right myself you feel what I'm saying I'm black you don't jerk off to black porn well we ain't going to say
00:36:43
that I'm just saying if I did if I had that kind of conscience if I had a conscience like that you know say what
00:36:49
you search then doc what's your search cuz we're letting out Cho man let me I I just told you like I go through the different races right yeah and then
00:36:56
sometimes I'm like you know what with these granny look like right what these Gran look like yeah cuz you know there some hot ones out there yeah so then I
00:37:02
might hit a little PG porn you know what I'm saying you know fat ass white girls
00:37:07
yeah you know always ebony you know you always go that round but that's just obvious right
00:37:12
there is such a great but my [ __ ] is simple though I don't like the like the SNM I don't like the cuck [ __ ] like the
00:37:19
cuck old [ __ ] is weird yeah I don't like that stuff when [ __ ] husband in the room like what is this man I don't even
00:37:25
like gang bang porn no no like just now we now you lost me I'm taking the other car I got to go too much to what do you mean I love it it's a fantasy I'll never be a part of it's a thing I'll never be
00:37:36
a part of youever notice how like the cameraman always got to be running to see the different action of different people fulltime job man he's he you like
00:37:44
it on sticks you like it a tripod dude I like a handheld let's move around let's
00:37:50
see it all I don't like very coordinated um by the way what a Hanukkah episode this let's open up another gift you knew it was going to go there I know of course how could I not third
00:38:04
candle I know that the the first two haven't burned all the way this is the big the big one what is by the way what
00:38:09
night is the night where you really get like probably the best gift I feel like seven or eight oh so coming to the end
00:38:15
yeah so at the beginning you get like little nicknack little things and then by the end you're getting like an Xbox 360 [ __ ] do you remember any of the any
00:38:22
of the gifts when you were a kid at all I really I I got like the gaming consoles like at the end yeah but at the
00:38:27
beginning what is it because I'm trying to I'm trying to Lear like it's like little it's like uh [ __ ] like this right
00:38:34
it's like tiny little yeah like yeah figurines like GI Jo's yeah oh yeah yeah that's fine clear all that stuff off your desk all the packaging I'm trying to remember what is this what did he get
00:38:47
you got some great gifts actually Jerry's apartment in Seinfeld oh my God that's amazing who makes this what
00:38:54
company Funko Funko mini I love this this this would be a great middle Hanukkah get so this is we're a little
00:39:01
early Oh no you're getting at the right time this is this is the right yeah oh that's dope as you I got a Bruce Lee action figure from this is awesome dude
00:39:07
do you see this guy I got I got a Bruce Lee action figure from yeah he just wants to be a part of it you know what I
00:39:12
mean he really I have gifts too like he needs to be that's TI that's a great gift I guess it's stacked it's I'm only seeing and you know Jerry is like look
00:39:23
at what of course Jewish am I missing something I'm only seeing like the window yeah no look at the back yeah it's like the little cubby is it just oh
00:39:34
oh yeah this is just one piece you could collect the whole apartment hey man we have a low budget on show until we do another season to
00:39:41
Dave I'm not going to be able to afford the whole apartment I'll take the window and the the furnace this is his this is this but you
00:39:49
know by the way that is a integral piece of the show this little this little uh computer desk right there with his
00:39:55
little where his uh um where his uh coat rack was big moments came from him turning and back to camera from there by the way hu huge moment from there was
00:40:07
when Kramer came in slaps the money on the table when he said I'm out when they had the who couldn't jerk off there's some really I mean it is so funny to see
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00:40:19
executive producers and um co-creator co-creator uh on our show is uh one of the early writers one of the early writers yeah he didn't direct an episode did he of Seinfeld I don't think so but he like came up with the the Festivus
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poll FES was him yeah f for the rest of us he uh that's where he met Larry and now he does curb with Larry too it's
00:40:37
nuts my my favorite episode to this day will always be uh Kenny Rogers rosters where they switch apartments where
00:40:43
Kramer becomes Seinfeld Seinfeld becomes Kramer that's to me so it was such a good acting job by Jerry for the first time because most of the time he didn't do a lot of acting on the show no he played Jerry he was breaking then he
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00:43:47
daughter of a billionaire you know that right I I think I did know that just like you like like the
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daughter she's so funny it's beond I made her break one time it was like the moment in my career that really making
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her and Larry laugh are the two biggest moments in my career the curve making him break in the room if that happens
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again pin I'm getting vnook over here I know how the pin would work you just push it into your hair and clip H I just
00:44:15
made up a Jewish word a yish word I'm getting vnook over here you know how easy it would be to make it's so easy to make up Jewish words pin doesn't you
00:44:21
want me to do it for you yeah like a real Jew I know what I'm doing oh hilarious like this oh oh it's a snap
00:44:29
yeah snap cool well you don't have sisters so you don't wear a wear no you know my in my synagogue it was like you want to wear it and I was just like no why not though I think this is great F
00:44:41
fancy loves it covers up his don't like wearing hats like I'm not a big hat you know oh you're not a hat dude you you love it fans huh I love it it's it works
00:44:48
better than keeps he doesn't need to take pills to keep his hair anymore he's just going to wear yamaga just become Jewish yeah I got problem with it it's
00:44:55
just if I had the option to it's like do you want to wear a watch today or no watch I would not wear a watch you know it's same yeah but a watch doesn't have
00:45:01
any religious connotation no this is pretty but they weren they aren't like put it on if they were like put your
00:45:07
nomic on I would do it they would be like do you want to wear one it's was very uh uh casual it very Jewish yeah it's very Jewish to be like yes no fine
00:45:14
no big deal that's such a Jew that's it's such a sweet Jewish way about with Catholics it's like you hey you're gonna
00:45:20
get baptized and you're going to drink the blood of Christ and eat his body yeah you're going to like and you have to line up and you have to feel weird
00:45:26
and bad about it and then the kids were always in line we're always making jokes the whole time we're always [ __ ] on it and you know the dad is like hey cut
00:45:32
it the [ __ ] up that happens that doesn't happen in the C no chance no just warm warm Smiles because there's nothing that
00:45:38
serious there huh we have to get up and do s [ __ ] sing and if you don't sing singing yeah but if you don't sing your dad yeah my dad would be like get the hey [ __ ] you'd be mad if we were
00:45:49
[ __ ] off were you going to church every week no not every we never went every week yeah it was impossible as a
00:45:55
kid cuz lives happen and you know I mean what a Time suck it stinks yeah and it's
00:46:00
it's football it always bothered me as a kid like if the Bears if if the Bears were
00:46:07
playing in the morning games we're [ __ ] up we're [ __ ] up we're missing all of it I have to go to church
00:46:13
unless unless they wanted to go to early service and then if we got really early then we can knock it out and make it did
00:46:19
you go to church yeah yeah I did you care to expand on it at all some chocolate in these [ __ ] yeah godamn you know all Jewish money is has chocolate in probably I kick it with
00:46:34
y'all if y yeah I'd kick it with y'all if y'all Chate if y'all money was chocolate you know I'd like
00:46:40
more doc what it's your lucky day yeah what did you do what did you go to C are you Catholic Baptist oh yeah yeah you
00:46:47
know I should have known yeah why would you even I should have known come on black Chicago I'm disappointed a little
00:46:52
bit I went to a couple Baptist Churches you ever been uh no [ __ ] me they sing the singing is but the singing is wild
00:47:00
people are excited they're excited no one's falling asleep there every time I went to church as a kid we fell asleep
00:47:07
yeah but I mean even the kids even the kids can be entertained it's two or three hours it's
00:47:13
[ __ ] like it's like this guy is doing like Armageddon type of preach you like bro the the goddamn game is on what like
00:47:20
stop arm man man come on bro it's too long they they sometime they did you ever get in trouble when you went to synagogue uh yeah uh what happened did you guys like did you run off and do
00:47:32
some dumb [ __ ] yeah one time the basically I've been going to Hebrew school for like five years and then you get bar mitf and then it kind of ends so there
00:47:43
was like a last day of Hebrew school mhm and it's like the last day of school every year but like the last day of like high it's like you know there's so many years have gone so the last day of school of Hebrew school I got kicked out
00:47:55
of class for for like talking too much to my friends you know oh that but nothing bad no well then oh okay here it is I was just so annoyed that like this
00:48:06
is the last day I've put in so much time and energy into this Hebrew school which is not something I'm particularly passionate about but I did it with a
00:48:11
good open mind and I feel like I got the right values and I feel like I was a good boy and they kicked me out just for
00:48:16
being too loquacious on the last day and I uh in RA in a fit of rage I um I I kicked a like a window in wait like glass broke it no just the screen yeah I
00:48:29
kicked the screen it's like Diet anger I kicked the screen yeah that's true and I got the [ __ ] out of there talk them yeah
00:48:36
yeah so and I and I I I have been back but when I go back I feel bad about the screen how funny you should bring a
00:48:42
screen you should bring the screen as a gift I feel bad I'm sorry for I shouldn't have done that but uh that's
00:48:47
not that bad you're a good dude man yeah that's not that bad they were testing me you you're Catholic right huh you
00:48:53
Catholic yeah okay but it's we're talking about this right now okay my bad I just today I'm Jewish okay I feel like
00:49:01
sometimes I I get asked if I'm Jewish because there is a lot of hidic Jews with red hair H there is look up redhead
00:49:08
hidic Jews there's a there is a high population of redheaded Jews in Israel apparently but I had no idea yeah look
00:49:16
at these guys National redheaded day the history of Ginger Jews click on that the history of look at these guys look at
00:49:21
these look at these guys gorgeous bro look at the what are the what are those called what are those pasos pasos P that
00:49:28
dude's pasos is [ __ ] lit so that's the ones that uh that don't like electricity or like is that not me I
00:49:35
feel like that's me could be that's me for that's you later that's you lat wait two down is you look no one one below
00:49:41
that that guy no no to the right that is you yeah there I am oh [ __ ] godamn that's your doppo right
00:49:49
there this must be a guy a famous guy cuz look at look at the first picture is him again too click on the first picture also me who Israel activist
00:49:57
Yehuda Glick shot oh no shot and wounded I got clipped yeah oh hell yeah click on that let's see what happened in the in
00:50:02
the Wall Street Journal I was wounded in Israel Israeli activist you Hooda Glick bro you Hooda Glick shot and wounded you
00:50:09
h a Glick out here in these streets shot and wounded D he got clapped oh this was a long time ago Street c you got to grow
00:50:15
a beard like that that's legitimately me that looks exactly like hell yeah bro I have that same nose the shape of my nose
00:50:22
is long deep like that yeah it's got the same kind of little hair flip same hair flip dude that's me 100% they asked me
00:50:28
if I was Jewish when I was walking through the old neighborhood when I my buddy used to live off of like pico Pico
00:50:33
uh Boulevard yeah Pico and like Olympic yeah no yeah right down there oh yeah yeah yeah Pico Beverly yeah I mean you
00:50:41
you don't you didn't look Jewish to me before today but now I see with the yamon like I believe that you could be
00:50:46
now I'm selling it yeah we should next season on the show we should I should I should you wore one in the I did I did
00:50:51
on the bar mitzvah episode but next season I should get the instinct to just take it further like look it's something I want to do
00:50:57
and I get we get into a fight because I'm mad you're not Jewish enough yeah yeah yeah that's fun that's I'm like I'm like I start speaking ysh to you that is
00:51:05
funny I'm like don't uh I'm making up yish words as I go don't K me okay you're really getting under myish all
00:51:11
right let's light another candle and open a gift baby it's goddamn Spanish is killing me literary yeah yeah we do oh by the way
00:51:20
the candles is a great uh oh what is it who is stepen Spielberg who is St Spielberg oh that's great a great book I don't know I don't know much about Jurassic Park Woody
00:51:32
Allen and Woody Allen okay a king of the Jewish Film Community yep yeah isn't he
00:51:38
your favorite fancy my favorite he loves Woody Allen and he hates Jews so that's a good
00:51:43
[Laughter] balance Woody Allen uh he's been slipping up he made a couple of mistakes
00:51:51
okay then put the Spielberg on top he doesn't slip up at all put him on top there you goes it is this guy makes bang
00:51:57
all he does is make bangers yeah Spielberg to the Jews is Spielberg to the Jew to the Jewish Film Community yeah is you know Scorsese to yeah to the
00:52:09
to the wops yeah I can say that because I'm a w I'm half [ __ ] what do you mean okay yeah I'm half [ __ ] he is though the
00:52:16
way that Italians treat scorsi is the way that I feel like everybody treats Spielberg but he is a king of the Jewish
00:52:22
he hasn't really made a Jewish film has he who wants to see those yeah Schindler's List what are you talking
00:52:28
about that was Spielberg oh my God that was that was Spielberg yeah Spielberg directed Schindler's List are you joking
00:52:34
are you are you serious I am serious yes oh that that movie is so good hey man turn
00:52:41
look look up that's it turn your don't do that don't do that oh my bad don't do that this is very reminiscent of a bad my Munich what about Munich okay so he's actually made
00:52:53
a ton of Jewish films um an American tale that definitely was not Sten Spielberg why was awesome shind was
00:53:01
incredible it was like one of the greatest films did did It win Oscars oh yeah yes how many I'm saying all of them
00:53:08
didn't win all of them I loved it best picture best picture I know best director Best Director what else
00:53:13
cinematography never mind he did it sorry Stephen yeah really really he asked you to turn into Jew card like you
00:53:19
guys get card Jesus Christ doc no you know you know what I'm saying look at that oh my God Shindler clipped all
00:53:27
those that's 12 Academy Awards no he he won seven I think one seven got nominated 12 times yeah yeah he how the
00:53:34
[ __ ] are we not nominated for anything how the [ __ ] are we not I'm sick of this nonsense yeah what the [ __ ] are we
00:53:40
talking about I don't know how if the next season we don't get nominated for anything well you know I I feel like
00:53:46
these Seasons deserve nomination so it's like if they're not yeah but you can't go back no but so I've just kind of like
00:53:52
you can't put stock in it cuz you know well I've said this pretty publicly I don't really like that stuff anyway and
00:53:57
I know that's not good to say but I don't care about it but for your sake I want it for you yeah you know what I
00:54:03
mean I don't really doesn't do anything for me but I want it for you just because I'm like I don't get it yeah
00:54:10
didn't give us a nod huh didn't even give us a nod what other comedy show is hot like that well look we're in a weird
00:54:16
Gap time because our show kind of came out after Awards seasoned we didn't we you have to season two hasn't been up
00:54:22
for Emmy yet no it can't be because it's off we it'll be up next year we're basically like yeah it will be it could
00:54:27
be up next year yeah yeah but it's so long gone at that point I don't know that's how I don't know I don't really know how it works well fancy knows isn't
00:54:33
that right fans yep yeah we're too kind of like we're too out of the realm of like you've got to be pretty close to
00:54:39
that's why a lot of those shows like why huh but why I thought it like timing is everything in Hollywood so once you're not being spoken about is the reason
00:54:46
that a lot of films get nominated especially in the Emmy category not Oscars that Academy Awards is different but emy's is mostly because it's timing
00:54:53
it's Buzz it's hype it's why succession is like on fire and everybody talks about it's like it's a perfect timing
00:54:59
it's like an amalgamation of like timing and culture and our show existed in an and the off season almost I don't really think there's any excuse you could make for it to not yeah I I don't I don't I'm
00:55:10
on your team I'm saying the I'm giving the legistics of why okay do you watch succession by the way
00:55:16
I love it it's funny you say that I love it because I used to be in love with it and now I'm I'm waning I'm just getting
00:55:23
a little are you caught up oh I haven't seen the final episode this year I thought the the last one you've seen
00:55:30
yeah last episode the last one you've seen the second to last one is the best episode series of the series period I
00:55:35
couldn't agree more we literally both said that because the episodes ensuing prior to that were not as so good like
00:55:40
there was a lot of foot dragging and Nicholas Brun huge fan yeah cousin Greg [ __ ] phenomenal I succession is great it's it's a great show you don't watch any of that no I don't even know what
00:55:51
that is I love guess what succession is just guess based on what we said secession is uh it's definitely a white
00:55:59
show uh no no no no no there's uh yeah couple in there probably I'm just no non-whites on that show there's
00:56:06
literally no non-whites there's some where the uh the dad's like wife who's like gone she was like in the beginning and then she's gone she was killed in the beginning like she wasn't killed but they they get it they they split up it
00:56:19
is it is an incredibly white show well but look at the look at what we're talking about yeah okay when that
00:56:25
happens do we need to do something like when the candle completely Burns Out pray to your god brother do you don't you guys don't say anything when
00:56:30
the candle's done do you wait for it to burn out or you just go to bed go to bed uh that seems like Reckless no you
00:56:36
probably like my parents probably did a little check like you know no but I mean you there was no there was no like thing to say you go there you light the candle
00:56:42
you say the prayer when you light the candle you get the gifts and then you how long is the prayer 30 seconds can we
00:56:47
say any of it do you know any of it look it up let's say if I saw the words I might have my memory such a bad Jee wait
00:56:54
wait wait can your next album be called hold on don't say it without us lighting it all right here here we go all right
00:57:00
I'm going to light this you're can open up a present ready ready here we go who's as's kid that's what it is that's nice
00:57:13
blessed blessed are you our God ruler of the universe who makes us holy through your Commandments and commands us to light the Hanukkah lights simple oh look
00:57:21
at that it's an Adam Sandler uh towel or blanket how fun is that it's a Sandler blanket give it to me let me show oh that's that's fire right there this is great what a
00:57:34
Jill what a men is what we say yeah look at all the titles story career huh I said what a storyed career Sandler is the [ __ ] goat Sandler is the [ __ ] yeah I think he's
00:57:47
such a [ __ ] he is he is the [ __ ] man I love him he's so he is so dope he's done the thing where it's like someone's like oh he movies aren't did you want him to make Teenage humor up into his 60
00:58:01
that's insane yeah and I think he has to his credit done a good job of like sprinkling in like the a few great
00:58:07
movies like you know what I mean like drunk love yeah but I mean Spanglish yeah what about what about the new the
00:58:13
movie that just came out what's the movie that just came out what's wrong with me I don't know the D the Jeweler where he's the oh uncut
00:58:20
gems so for every grownup was good but that was I think that was more of a Jud production than
00:58:26
anything still great yeah but I'm saying like he was a great actor he's a great point is he's a really good actor also
00:58:32
Zohan underrated underrated and fun funny people Billy Madison Happy Gilmore are like the two well the the two Knockouts water booy was great yeah water boy was great Wedding Singer was phenomenal phenomenal 51st dates is one
00:58:45
of my favorite all time uh 51st dates say that again say it again 51st date is one of your favorite of all time respect doc respect big daddy trying to tell Big Daddy phenomenal yeah I Love
00:58:58
Bulletproof yeah okay I did I loved it you like bulletproof it's okay look the guy made so many bangers and I hope you do sleep with this because I think this is an awesome gift
00:59:10
I played basketball with him one time over at at Sony I mean yeah I played up on that Court yeah and I liked it he's
00:59:17
good he's competitive I remember thinking like we started playing like really quickly into it it was two on two and he put his shoulder right into my
00:59:23
chest and I thought I like this man yeah he hoops not going to go soft on you yeah especially another young Jewish man in the bu's got a whole Bureau in his
00:59:30
office with basketball shorts like he pulls out a drawer and it's like just yeah cuz he wants to hoop at all times that's cool so do y'all have like uh a
00:59:37
Bloods and Crips of like the Jews where like certain Jews don't like each other you know one one type don't like the
00:59:43
other type Jews the the thing about Jews is that they're really do don't do that let me have one moment do y'all have
00:59:49
Bloods and Crips Jews I mean insane they gang subsets of Jews not even G those are gangs CRI are you know tribal type ofal philosophically one of the good
01:00:01
strengths of the Jewish Community is that they really do like band together and Elevate each other okay [ __ ] duck
01:00:07
the uh are blood the ones that don't like electricity are they Amish people yeah that has nothing to do with Orthodox Jews maybe and I think they they're okay with oh you're talking
01:00:17
about you're talking about like on shabas and stuff like that they're they're they're not like uh you know enemies with the ones who are less
01:00:24
religious okay that's just like saying you have to have a family member you have to have an auntie that's like crazy religious right
01:00:32
she doesn't care that you're not crazy religious you're just you just it is what it is yeah that's the same [ __ ]
01:00:37
yeah okay htic Jews are just much more religious than him they they practice okay he's non practicing okay we talk about practice practice talk about
01:00:49
practice put me in the game put me in the game not in the game yeah not in the game yeah I was watching that live when
01:00:54
it happened that's probably one of the greatest moments in interview history yeah that or and for people you you know
01:01:00
what we're talking about don't you where where what what we talk about you talk about practice oh oh I alen
01:01:07
iers yeah yeah yeah yeah ai ai had a great moment about for fans if I hope you've you've seen the clip but [ __ ] me
01:01:13
it's just by the way you know you know was what was so unfortunate about ai's career in this regard this was kind of a
01:01:20
microcosm of what was going on they painted him in this light all the time right right even from the high school fight tapes they wanted to picture him as this Thug is what they said in the
01:01:31
news they said it all the time thug thug thug but all he was doing was being organically himself and they took it as if it was this Thug M but it wasn't that
01:01:43
was the problem none never even went to jail he didn't he he didn't do anything no it prop that was the craziest part
01:01:49
about this and so then this this is another way that the media portrayed him in this bad light where they were like
01:01:54
oh and he's and he's too good to show up that's not even remotely true yeah the whole thing was a weird lie the media
01:02:00
perpetrated it just shows why why if anybody besides Trump I've said this before if anybody besides Trump coined
01:02:06
the phrase fake news it would have weight in our community because the news is full of [ __ ] they do these kind of
01:02:12
things but Trump said it to Aid his opinions and it [ __ ] up the truth because the truth is yeah news is fake
01:02:19
fake news is Real This was fake news he didn't skip practices he wasn't this delinquent he was a great team member
01:02:24
all they loved him yeah but this made him out to be this they wanted to paint a nemesis Ivers I I wonder if he's got
01:02:31
to be a hero of yours oh my God I was say I wonder if I'd even be a rapper it wasn't for alen Iverson like growing up in Philadelphia at the prime of his
01:02:36
career like I was 13 getting bar mitz when they were going to the NBA finals like putting out albums in between
01:02:43
Seasons how fun was that [ __ ] so fun it was kind looking back on it's Reckless remember when Latrell sh put out Spinners remember when spinner like
01:02:49
Latrell made made rims a cool thing it was very Reckless to put out albums while you're in the playoffs yeah I mean
01:02:55
I don't care at all but the language he used in some of the songs is insane for like uh like an NBA player but I guess
01:03:01
good for him well I I'll be honest with you I was mad when he got traded to the Pistons I was like [ __ ] why y'all pick him up like this guy is not fit the
01:03:08
Pistons let me see some of lyric what song do you do you remember any the song from his album I know his name was Jewels j e
01:03:15
w and I the one I I like he wrapped in a really interesting way like a like a staccato he was he was what he was he was Jordan to you for me because growing
01:03:26
up in Chicago [ __ ] it was wild to have Jordan was like I I didn't appreciate it until I got older I didn't know any
01:03:32
better how could I have known all right go ahead doc why don't you wrap this for us because we know that you can do
01:03:39
it wow I say that I say I say that was so much I say that was so much sarcasm because there's a real rapper in the room but I need doc to do this in front of Dave because I want to see how he feels about it for the year 2G rap CH
01:03:53
okay let's go for the year 2G rap changed the game changed the name uh jwes ain't man I
01:04:05
can't do this [ __ ] I got I ain't [ __ ] got it no you you ain't got it 100% for
01:04:10
the year 2G the rap game change for one name jwes aim to slain anything on this plane remains are fine when the best
01:04:15
kept secret got heated you went platinum with the Ghost Rider so in the game you cheated who is he talking about I don't
01:04:20
know somebody that's interesting who is he who is he shooting at I love when when uh Kobe and Shaq were R like and
01:04:28
and when Shaq won and he was like Kobe how's my ass taste he got I just love Sha Sha rap too you know who's a really
01:04:34
good rapper uh is um he's on the Hornets uh what the [ __ ] is his name he's one of
01:04:39
their best currently not Jer Mor no is uh first off Damen Lillard is a great rapper um is he yeah Damen lard yeah say
01:04:47
Dame dala but um who do you think would be the worst rapper in the NBA who would be the most trash you just instinctually
01:04:53
like Andis caner yeah you know who I want I want to hear Dennis schroer rap just cuz he's got that ACC smooth with it yeah that's what I mean I want to hear his little German his German twang Kobe Kobe made a rap I
01:05:07
think it was rest in peace we won't say anything about it it was what about sha what do you feel about was Shaq Shaq was
01:05:13
so garbage it was unbelievable it was teric D was something else I thought that was did he yeah Shaq and biggy had
01:05:20
a song looked that up yeah sha the problem with Shaq is he sounds like he's on pills that's cuz he cuz he's was so
01:05:26
big and slow yeah Shaq and Notorious BIG can't stop the oh I remember this can't stop the rain I remember this song I do
01:05:33
remember that song that this is an obvious had an incredible career this is a bump he's still killing it yeah yeah he's he's
01:05:40
probably my favorite commentator on Sports history D those dudes are the greatest I love God him when him and
01:05:45
Charles go at it it's literally the show the show should just get rid of Ernie no offense but just make them Ernie sure as
01:05:52
a balance just give me a show what those two guys going I love K they're great they're great Charles goes Kenny I like
01:06:00
I love oh come on Kenny man you you don't know what you yeah I love it like me right he kind of sounds like you my
01:06:05
my my Charles Barkley is Doc come on ky ky hilarious he does have that little Southern twang come on Kenny have you there's one guy who does the best Charles you can't uh oh I know I know
01:06:17
who you're talking about the seen gu crazy it is really really it's almost perfect sha is too hard cuz it's too
01:06:22
deep in God roll well sha is go ahead do it Shaq is like can you please the thing that I'm seeing out there I
01:06:29
can't you side of your mouth too sha got to be a little bit on the side of your mouth yeah what and the problem cuzz cuz
01:06:36
here's Leon LeBron can't do it LeBron can't do it barbecue chicken barbecue chicken all right open up another gift Papa let's do it oh this feels cloth
01:06:48
like this a great gift by the way these let's give a shout out to Pete say thank Pete shout out to Pete for some some of
01:06:54
the most dope gifts what do we got putting that work in getting those gifts oh it's a shower curtain oh which you
01:07:01
must use at your new home we must have here let Dad open it for youer Papa you don't want Papa to open it wait a minute shower I have a really good shower curtain right now it's breasts it's just
01:07:13
boobs yeah it's like a cartoon boobs it's cool those are the rings and let's see what the curtain is let me stand up
01:07:20
and show you here let me have it so I can you can see it I got a funny story with a curtain in
01:07:26
Judaism I'll tell it after what the [ __ ] oh gold oh that's cool as [ __ ] it's gold blowing an ape yeah oh that's cool as
01:07:37
[ __ ] that's a great shower that is a great shower oh God what a great reveal really good gift yeah man that's
01:07:44
dope can I tell you something on this show we do give gifts i' we've never gotten gifts this good yeah man so
01:07:49
they're obviously showing a little bit of favoritism at my bar mitzvah speaking of curtains so first my bar mitzvah
01:07:55
I had gotten sick the week before and I was like emaciated like I had lost like 20 pounds right flu [ __ ] I don't know I
01:08:02
just I but all I know is I'm doing this you know I'm on stage and you know you do the reading or whatever and like my
01:08:08
whole family all my friends are in the audience and I had this one kind of like really like quirky ant Sandy and
01:08:15
everybody has a quirky ant Sandy I've got two of them and the rabbi was like you know very hypothetically he was like
01:08:21
so where is God and my Aunt Sandy in the middle of the Sur stands up and she goes
01:08:28
he's behind the curtain in the middle of the thing I've never it was like shocking how funny if
01:08:35
God was like I'm right here I I thought there was like a wizard of O setup going on he is behind the curtain yeah I mean
01:08:40
metaphorically he is behind where is an Sandy now dead okay she's behind the curtain now
01:08:46
you hit that yeah tell yeah I have to hit a left right and I shouldn't do that in front of a you I know that's kind of weird is this weird to do this in front
01:08:53
of you no I like it's like I think feel I I think of baseball do you feel a little tingling right now is this bur if
01:08:59
I keep doing this are you sting a little bit I'm I'm I'm on a grass field you know what's so funny this means I don't
01:09:04
even this means nothing to me because I'm not religious when I see people do that on the plane every time I take off on a plane flying every single week to
01:09:10
do shows every time really you see it every time without fail see someone go people yeah and you know what's so funny
01:09:17
about Catholics or Christians or whoever that does it they do like in church or whatever you'll see people really do it you know but when it's on a plane they want to it's weird to show publicly how
01:09:30
you feel about something but they want to get through it quickly so you'll see someone in the seat kind of and they hide it they'll
01:09:35
go I did it too when uh we had somebody on here doing he blessed himself we had we had Shin Li one of the greatest
01:09:41
magicians of all time wow come here live and do cart tricks and Doc really he just had to pray to his god well he sat
01:09:47
down got to get rid of them Spirits that's all just bring in them Spirit CU you know how black people feel about magic that's why we call them little
01:09:53
black magic but you know black people get weirded out by magicians they just don't like the way that because what do
01:10:00
you think it is you think it's Voodoo it you know well at first now that I know what it is but but at first yeah you're
01:10:06
like man this dude is messing with the spirits messing with the spirits we don't have any connection Realms and
01:10:12
[ __ ] like that I just see David blae doing card tricks and you don't like David Blaine at all no remember I said
01:10:17
that I thought blame David bla was black and then yall correct yeah you did think he isn't he half black he's not we all
01:10:22
thought that he's not I know that's what I'm saying that's what I'm what is he Puerto Rican and Italian descent is what
01:10:27
it says there okay that's why he looks that's why he looks you think it'll say that I'm Jewish in in my early life I
01:10:33
highly doubt it won't huh search Wikipedia no dude you were already there just stay on the page and search
01:10:38
Wikipedia is I bully him through the internet all right let's read David zoom in David Andrew Bird known as Little Dicky American Amer comedian actor he came to prominence release the music
01:10:49
video about no go down to early life yeah all right here we go born in chham Township North B of Philadelphia grew up
01:10:54
in upper middle class Jewish Family in Elkin Park neighborhood upper middle class make no mistake about it that's right chham what a what a wild ch ch
01:11:07
cheltonham cheltonham cheltonham I'm saying it wrong cheltonham what do that even mean cheltonham do you know what
01:11:12
it's a reference to the [ __ ] how did you answer that question about any City what does that mean maybe there was Dan cheltonham that founded it you see what
01:11:18
happens on the show you get gifts and you learn yeah yeah and little black magic says weird stuff like are there Crips and bloods and juice
01:11:25
with really sinc he means everything he says kind of connect with you dog you know mean I I love you hell yeah I love
01:11:31
you too I like be a part of your life feel that [ __ ] dog [ __ ] dude you don't want this guy no it's ins he does he
01:11:38
[ __ ] loves me he wouldn't throw that out there if he didn't feel it you don't really know there's he's got there there's some [ __ ] yeah yeah we go all
01:11:44
the way back to Egypt right yeah no you don't go back to Egypt all Africa I'm there with you back there the Pharaoh
01:11:49
let's get it do you let get it let me say this even even in Egypt you guys were born in different parts don't matter we still very away coexistent that's coexistent you know
01:12:02
what you know what what's start and I'm on the island and I'm from the Island the Island Ireland
01:12:10
ohel and I'm on the island and that's where we're from and I'll stay on my Island you Egyptians can co-mingle I'll
01:12:16
stay on my cold wet sad pale Island you guys get sun and you ruin your buildings
01:12:22
with sun I'll stay pale with potatoes well we love you very desaturated it's a lovely country but I get why I get why booze I get why people
01:12:35
drink yeah it's a tough place it's Seattle it was gray the difference of Seattle Seattle and Ireland same kind of
01:12:43
weather but they commit suicide is heavy in Seattle because it's sad we just drink and laugh it away yeah two kinds
01:12:50
of culture it's culture you guys play the long game suicide yeah we die at the very end of let us kill us yeah we let
01:12:56
booze do the work for us all right open your open your almost last gift second last what is it Joan Rivers adult Jo Rivers adult coloring book another
01:13:10
famous Jewish hero rest in peace rest in peace to River she was the best beautiful art oh rig carpet do a Fant promise me you will color one of those if you haven't caught her on Louis cater
01:13:24
what are you saying over there sometimes he just mumbles [ __ ] and it he he doesn't say anything what are you
01:13:30
episode of Louis she was on that me and Lou K had a personal moment I talked to him about it I told him that was my
01:13:35
favorite episode with him and John Rivers so what did Lou say to you he said it was his favorite too huh yeah so
01:13:41
you said let's do the conversation I'm Lou you Lou you red hair yeah thank get it yeah thank you okay now so like
01:13:49
jerking off so I was [ __ ] time all right so go ahead let me goam lose my y That's pretty goddamn good there [ __ ] bro all right so look I'm Lou
01:14:08
you Lou I'm like hey what we're at The Comedy Store obviously yeah I'm Comedy Store here he was leaving and I said hey
01:14:13
man you got to get my car I said hey Lou I said I've been watching your your show and I said let tell you something yeah
01:14:18
lwe cuz you know he was like only black guys are allowed to give nicknames to people and they have to accept it call
01:14:25
me Tino Tino and I love it I love it said it as a kid I'm your dog yeah my dog my f Oh I thought you meant I'm your dog like a dog I thought you don't have a dog no like dog dog my homie yeah when
01:14:38
I was a kid Tino sometimes mostly Santino but go ahead so I was like man Lou I was like man yo I love your show
01:14:45
man I said I said I just wanted to tell I just wanted to tell you that episode with Joan Rivers that I said man that
01:14:51
was my favorite episode he said oh he said that's my favorite episode too I said cuz when she she said in there was just beautiful man it was like [ __ ]
01:14:58
don't remember but I'm going tell you what bro that was [ __ ] it was good yeah did he say anything else to you he
01:15:05
said uh he gave me a tip and then he left great Tipper what' he tip you 100 actually 200 huh 200 bucks to park
01:15:13
in lot see now I'm not a lot probably know like he ain't never took me to worry about it me and Lou we got a
01:15:18
special relationship so don't get mad imagine he'll never ever remember this you know what's funny you know how I got
01:15:24
past that Pro cuz I follow L wait what so Ian Edwards had his show there Lou CK dropped in right right and then Lou bumped me and I was in the back panicking and then Ian was like no no no
01:15:36
don't worry you'll be able to follow him though I said man CU he was killing it I said [ __ ] Lou CK was killing it yeah he
01:15:42
was killing there I was he was surprised like man what a greatest he was just ripping this [ __ ] I was sweating like I was in juvenile court right so then the [ __ ] was like so Ian
01:15:55
said that then I just went up did my thing and then after that that's when Jamie cuz remember Jamie flam remember
01:16:01
he got the dynasty top riter he came to me he said from now on you going to be in here and we going to book you we we're not going to be able to give you a
01:16:06
lot of spots but know that we we we think you're funny like that and Rita was because you followed up him well yep
01:16:12
cuz I went behind him well yeah that's how I got P that D PR I love going to those places with you I know you have I
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love when you come it's my heaven on Earth when I'm there with I get all the VIP behind the scenes
01:16:24
you do treated likeing it's great and everybody wants to come say hi to you because you're as much a part of the
01:16:29
comedy world uh as you are the rap world so for us it's I think for comedy fans yeah there's an overlap I mean it's one of it's kind of becomes one of well with you it's one of the same I love watching
01:16:40
you up there you like me me do my little thing great you're so great come on sweee make great this this [ __ ]
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did a great job we went down to San Diego B Theater was 1,400 seats what was it y 1400 1400 seats and uh I said that
01:16:56
doc he's nervous we were in The Green Room he was nerv you were nervous I'm not sh was nervous every show and and I
01:17:01
like it I wasn't I was G I could tell I could feel he was a little nervous I said just do your thing do 10 12 minutes just do your thing he gets out there
01:17:08
this [ __ ] I mean it's like somebody inflated the confidence he get out he's like what's up Sandy I mean
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just blew up and he did 20 something 20 [ __ ] I said I first came out I go I forgot doc was black I told him to do 10
01:17:21
minutes I knew he was G to [ __ ] up 10 minutes is 30 minutes [ __ ] he's like I I I don't know where the clock is
01:17:26
the clock was right in you know on stage it's right at it on the [ __ ] speaker a w regular wall analog clock on the
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speaker I was looking in the back for a digital anal yeah I'm used to a digital I was looking for the ligh and I just
01:17:38
kept going like fck may just I'm having a good time he goes Tino I can't perform with no analog clock you know who the
01:17:44
[ __ ] I am yeah you know what I'm saying you to do any comedy in La soon not to make plans in the middle of the podcast but no no no but but honestly uh uh I want yeah we will I'll get you before I go
01:17:56
and then and then I'm doing like New Year's Eve and Phoenix and then I have a couple of runs and I end in Vegas you
01:18:03
should come to Vegas in March March March yeah all right because I'm doing like three months at the beginning of the year and then I think we'll probably
01:18:08
film in the summer MH something like that so I'm just gapping out the beginning of the year yeah and then
01:18:14
doing that until till we go again kiddo till we do our thing all right let me see your last gift right here it I'm
01:18:21
excited you know it's the bottom of the pile the it's the heaviest is there a name for the no the the it's not there's
01:18:28
no like uh this is the ABY singer or whatever but we should call let's name it something now what's it called the
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what's it the what's the last shot Martini Martini Martini yeah uh okay the last gift on Hanukkah it's got a sound y it's got to sound yish so it's got to be called AK is AK would be uh German well
01:18:45
no AK is uh is uh Latin say German feel German yeah like like Crystal KN you heard Crystal knst night no it's the night of the broken glass yeah Crystal Crystal where like in Germany they they
01:19:00
moted all the Jewish stores right oh what a night how fun would have that been huh yeah if you on the right side of
01:19:06
History all so wait a minute let's name it before you open it don't do that let's name it eight is eight eight um
01:19:13
aula aula yeah like but that sounds Spanish but it's yeah aula it's got to sound it's got to sound Yiddish here is the Grand at the the
01:19:24
grand ah the grand ell yeah that's perfect ooh a little little frame I don't know what the picture is yet ooh uh-oh I haven't seen it yet I haven't seen it oh [ __ ] classic dude
01:19:37
that's that is awesome oh Pete that is [ __ ] awesome oh sure do you know who that is no you don't know who that is are you
01:19:48
[ __ ] is this sto oh yeah no you don't know that is oh no the ton this it seems like it's old kids looks old he had kids kid yeah he had he had a group of of handicap or or disadvantaged
01:20:02
kids he had a huge charity for them oh Roy Rogers no joking give me this so the fans can see I have no idea who that is wow you
01:20:14
don't know who this is no [ __ ] oh bro I'll give you I'll give you a hint what's a good hint what's a good hint so
01:20:20
we don't give it away uh I got a feeling you're gonna tell me his name and I'm still not going to know who it is yeah you going to know this this would be
01:20:26
impossible for you not to know you think no question black magic knows you think no question I've heard of this guy's name Dean Martin undoubtedly Dean Martin
01:20:33
I've heard of he was one of his best friends come on guy bombs away from a chandelier throwing balls he did comedy and music together they did
01:20:46
shows forever TV uh what's a good what's a good uh dancing well hint without giving it away fans the original Nutty Professor yeah the original Nutty Professor that's
01:20:57
probably one of the best you love Nutty Professor Eddie's version don't you yeah this is the original Eddie did a great job should we give him the initials do
01:21:04
you want to hear yeah start with the initials Jay yeah last initi L JL John Lennon J
01:21:14
Jackie JL it's not John Lovitz uh let me give you the first the figure out the first to figure out the first name would be uh lead s of the Grateful Dead
01:21:27
Jerry Jerry JL Jerry Lewis Jerry Lewis yes okay Jerry Lewis Jerry Lewis I have name who that I have name
01:21:38
recognition with Jerry Lewis that's how I was able to guess Jerry Lewis but I have no clue what he what you know you don't know his legacy no pull up a
01:21:44
little yeah we can know about Jerry Lewis funniest dudes out there in the streets I don't like much before more
01:21:50
physical he was more of like a physical actor okay so he was uh the gim car of his son yes yes he was
01:21:58
the gim carry of like Tom that knowledge so he was so physically wacky and Goofy
01:22:05
he was look look at that the picture of the Guardian yeah exactly that that right uh he was so wacky and but also so
01:22:15
so smart and funny it was shockingly good I mean he was I'll watch some clips today I'll go home and I'll him he was a caricature man he was unbelievable and there name of the movie that he was in when he
01:22:26
was throwing the bubs do you remember that when he was at on top of the chandelier and he was throwing the bubs and hitting
01:22:32
everybody one of the funniest [ __ ] uh why can't I think of that it's called Uh God damn it I don't know man he was just
01:22:38
so good at transforming into these these wild characters at the end of his life he kind of became the an angry Crogan
01:22:46
was kind of that happens to every J I know but this guy his got pretty bad his was kind of like look I understand that
01:22:53
when Comics get to the end life they kind of turn that's why they say like uh Chevy Chase is kind of a little Moody
01:22:59
and progyny and it's like I think at the very I wonder if Larry David is gonna go the other way get nicer and nicer yeah
01:23:06
get sweeter and sweeter and sweeter because you know you're coming to the end because he's always been do you think you're gonna you're going to do
01:23:11
I'm a grump now yeah so I'm thinking I'll probably get sweeter because I'll get more perspective I've gotten more
01:23:16
loving and openhearted as time has gone on with stuff just because you get older and you start to smell the rose you you
01:23:25
start to smell well yeah well you also smell that like you smell the roses I smell the roses yeah I start to smell
01:23:31
what's coming is what I mean I know that it's like the end isn't super far away you're getting older I've got a lot of
01:23:37
Life to Live yeah you're like a young but you know what I mean is like you start to realize that like things don't matter as much there's not enough time
01:23:43
to complain about it's like who gives a [ __ ] about a lot of the stuff you can't control my roof leaked this morning so what well that could be a thing fix
01:23:50
though huge deal huge deal it was a nightmare yeah but but it's like after complaining and bitching and like doing what I could I was like living it up what yeah the movie living it up it says
01:24:03
it right there yeah living it up let me tell you something if nothing else his timing is
01:24:09
impacted I thought he was just telling you no he wants me to live it up yeah he lives it up he lives that he lives a [ __ ] happy life he is you feel content in life don't you yeah yeah if I
01:24:19
was go if I left right now I'm good wow isn't that insane beautiful his disposition is is how old do you think
01:24:25
Doc is uh I'm going to guess like 38 how old are you doc 48 oh wow just turned 48 wow [ __ ] yeah there should be a new
01:24:38
phrase that black don't crack thing is not a good phrase it's got to be like it's got to be something better
01:24:44
than that it's not don't crack because you do have some AG lines without a doubt yeah you're cracking but you're not that gray no he's kept all of his
01:24:51
hair really nice and yeah you don't die it either do you no yeah it's like it looks like it's about to turn gray but
01:24:57
it just like doesn't seem to turn gray does doesn't feel like hold on yeah you got any gray do redhe heads go gray we just kind of go bald you just like go it falls out it goes a little
01:25:07
bit lighter and then just gets out of there I have I there's one gray strand down here I'm starting to get gray in my
01:25:13
are you afraid to go gray uh it just it's a it's it's a sad sign I guess but like I think cosmetically it might make me look better if you go gray just like salt and pepper I think is a good look
01:25:23
on a there salt and pepp does look good but salt and pepper and curls I've never seen salt and peppy curls all right well
01:25:29
let's let's say happy Hanukkah guys what a dream um if you here's what I'm trying to say this I'm not vou these guys it
01:25:36
doesn't apply to them they don't have to get behind this but if you're a young Jewish kid and all the kids in your neighborhood have Christmas trees and
01:25:42
you feel alone uh this end of the year just know that we're with you we're rooting for Hanukkah if you are able to
01:25:49
break into a friend's house steal their tree and light it on fire I'm Pro that I'm big on that you know what the Jews
01:25:55
do on Christmas what you go to the movies yeah go to the movies every year I I would go to the movies buy one
01:26:00
ticket to a movie stay behind the ticketing thing walk into a second movie see that movie for free hard and then I would go get Chinese food every go get Chinese food that's your tradition I
01:26:12
think some kids should do that at home if you do that guys send it into US let us know that you guys are going to get Chinese food uh and see two movies but
01:26:18
pay for one or see three yeah you could i' I've seen three I have seen three you
01:26:23
have I have seen I've done two we've done that where I snuck in and went to the other I've never done three it's great it's a great all the good the best
01:26:28
movies come out can what do you think your limit would be four three three I think is enough three is a lot yeah
01:26:34
that's like six seven hours yeah God damn depends on what movies you're watching I I to me I could sit like if a
01:26:41
movie is good the longer the better like a three-hour great movie is better than
01:26:46
an hour and a half great movie for me what's what's what what's the binge of hours have you ever watched movies back
01:26:52
to back or at home like I spent there was one week where we got uh shut down for covid yeah on the show and I just spent a week like watching European
01:27:02
films and I I would watch I would watch like five movies a day wow can you name some of the films because I know fancy
01:27:08
knows almost all of them um my favorite one was the prophet you know the prophet fans yeah awesome movie yeah yeah
01:27:14
awesome movie this guy's a movie database yeah I watched a lot of I watched like um French Thomas vinterberg
01:27:21
movies like another round and do you know Thomas vinterberg that's a good movie Another Round these These are the
01:27:27
film dorks they know all that stuff The Darden Brothers the dardine naturalistic movies you really
01:27:34
like that stuff I love that [ __ ] now what do you have to buy it right you can't read it no oh yeah Netflix right no it depends depends you know you got
01:27:40
all these apps like half the times it's like offered on Hulu or offer and then it's like you know it's but worst case scenario you run it on apple or iTunes
01:27:48
all right well look I love you I appreciate you so much I'm so happy that you're that you're healthy and happy
01:27:53
honestly I feel like s for the first time in a while today do you really yeah isn't this awesome it is awesome ah [ __ ]
01:27:58
that makes me feel good oh yeah happy Hanukkah to all my our Jewish brothers and sisters out there to all our Christian brothers and sisters go [ __ ]
01:28:04
yourself easy uh he said it it's a joke okay just relax do Jesus I shouldn't say
01:28:11
Jesus and don't forget Jesus was a Jew Jesus was a Jew yeah you're not a Jew for Jesus no it a great episode occur by the way yeah the Jews for Jesus what do you feel about the Jews for Jesus uh
01:28:24
to each is her own no you don't feel that way you really have have an opinion I I honestly anyone who believes
01:28:30
anything really passionately I'm kind of like how could you like yeah that deeply yeah like how could all this stuff is so
01:28:36
like I'm not saying that one thing's not true or another but anyone that could like really passionately totally believe
01:28:42
that something is a truth it's like but there's no proof of anything so how it just feels you believe in yeah I just I
01:28:48
believe in ignorance that no one knows anything I like that yeah I don't know anything that's all I'm passionate about that no one has any idea what's going on
01:28:53
and anyone it claims to know exactly what's going on it kind of is a little offputting sketches me out but I
01:28:58
understand why one would believe something their own you want to yeah I get I'm not saying don't believe but I don't like being pushed beliefs yeah no
01:29:05
me neither yeah and like we're about to right now happy Hanukkah Hanukah uh thank you for being a bad friend and I
01:29:11
want actually why don't you take us out and say happy Hanukkah thanks for being a bad friend into the into your camera
01:29:17
go ahead everybody happy Hanukkah thank you for being a bad friend see you next year eight nights
01:29:30
woo woo woo yeah woo yeah