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Loving a Water Mattress

March 23, 2025 / 00:58

This episode features a humorous recounting of a past experience involving a 400 lb woman in Phoenix, Arizona. The discussion includes physical impressions, the setting of a water bed, and a comedic take on an awkward encounter.

The host shares a story about performing at a venue where he had an unexpected interaction with a woman who was significantly larger than him. He describes the moment with vivid imagery, including the grip of her hand and the panic he felt during the encounter.

Key moments include the host's reaction to the woman's grip, which he compares to that of a gorilla or walrus. He humorously details his escape from the situation, emphasizing his desire to avoid further interaction.

The episode captures the blend of humor and discomfort in the storytelling, highlighting the absurdity of the situation and the host's feelings of guilt afterward.

TLDR

A host humorously recounts an awkward encounter with a 400 lb woman in Phoenix.

Episode

0:58

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I had SE with one time Year many many years ago with a 400 lb woman that is that's not I don't think that's

00:00:06

physically possible it happened in Phoenix how was it um 400's pretty big I mean you did have with a water bed yeah

00:00:13

this is premat TV oh before you got on yeah so before I got on let me tell you she liked you for who you really were

00:00:18

but here's the sad part of the story and I feel so bad about it I think about it

00:00:22

all the time and I feel so bad about it somebody grabbed my jacket or my shirt long she shirt and then look over and

00:00:29

it's her no I just this fat hand on my how strong was that grip what how strong was that grip was it like a gorilla

00:00:35

grabbed you or walrus where you go flipper it was a wallor flipper I did this I went I pulled it away like that yeah and

00:00:43

then after my set I ran down out so she couldn't grab me damn and I stayed in the green room so I wouldn't run into I

00:00:50

feel so bad about it she was clawing at the door yeah and you hear it like a dog

00:00:55

under smelling you under the door

Episode Highlights

A Memorable Encounter
A story about a surprising past experience with a 400 lb woman.
“I feel so bad about it, I think about it all the time.”
@ 00m 20s
March 23, 2025

Episode Quotes

I feel so bad about it, I think about it all the time.
Loving a Water Mattress
How strong was that grip?
Loving a Water Mattress
It was a walrus flipper!
Loving a Water Mattress

Key Moments

Unexpected Encounter00:02
Regretful Reflection00:20
Humorous Comparison00:38
Nervous Escape00:46