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If You See a Hippo Baby, Run

February 06, 2026 / 00:52

This episode features a humorous discussion about hippos, their behavior, and their eating habits, particularly focusing on their interactions with food like watermelons and fried chicken.

The hosts joke about the dangers of baby hippos and their protective mothers, emphasizing the need to run if encountered. They also ponder the absence of the father hippo, adding a light-hearted twist to the conversation.

Throughout the episode, the hosts share amusing anecdotes and observations about hippos, including their ability to bite through tough objects like watermelons.

The conversation is filled with playful banter, showcasing the hosts' comedic chemistry as they riff on various hippo-related topics.

Overall, the episode combines humor with interesting facts about hippos, making it an entertaining listen for animal lovers.

TLDR

Hosts humorously discuss hippos, their eating habits, and dangers of baby hippos.

Episode

0:52
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If you see a hippo baby, run. >> Cuz they'll kill you. >> The mother will kill you.
00:00:02
>> Yeah, they'll just kill you. What is the father doing? Is he MIA? >> Yeah, he he left.
00:00:07
>> Go ahead. >> You go ahead. >> No, you go. >> You go ahead. You go ahead.
00:00:10
>> I don't want it. >> Yeah. I don't want it either, though.
00:00:13
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'll be back getting the bread. >> I'm going to get bread. I'm going to get
00:00:17
bread. I'll be back. It never comes back. >> Never comes back. >> Yeah. Yeah.
00:00:20
>> Well, they can swallow. They They bite. You see them bite through stuff is nuts.
00:00:23
>> Yeah. >> You ever seen them bite through like a watermelon? >> Oh, yeah.
00:00:26
>> They can crack right through it. Fancy. Fancy. Why'd you say watermelon?
00:00:31
>> Cuz I always see videos of hippos and watermelon. >> Out of all the vegetables,
00:00:34
>> just say pumpkin. >> I always see videos. No, no, no, no. >> There's always videos of hippos with
00:00:39
watermelon. You see it. You know it. >> Yeah. And fried chicken. >> I knew it. I was waiting for it, dude.
00:00:46
Have you ever seen him feed him a carton of Newports? He'll He'll do that. He'll

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Episode Highlights

  • The MIA Father
    What happens to the father hippo? Is he missing in action?
    “Yeah, they’ll just kill you. What is the father doing?”
    @ 00m 02s
    February 06, 2026
  • The Bread That Never Comes Back
    A humorous take on going out for bread that never returns.
    “I’m going to get bread. I’ll be back. It never comes back.”
    @ 00m 17s
    February 06, 2026
  • Hippos and Watermelons
    A quirky discussion about hippos biting through watermelons.
    “You see them bite through stuff is nuts.”
    @ 00m 22s
    February 06, 2026
  • Feeding Hippos Newports
    An unexpected twist on what hippos can be fed.
    “Have you ever seen him feed him a carton of Newports?”
    @ 00m 46s
    February 06, 2026

Episode Quotes

  • Yeah, they’ll just kill you. What is the father doing?
    If You See a Hippo Baby, Run
  • I’m going to get bread. I’ll be back. It never comes back.
    If You See a Hippo Baby, Run
  • You see them bite through stuff is nuts.
    If You See a Hippo Baby, Run
  • Have you ever seen him feed him a carton of Newports?
    If You See a Hippo Baby, Run

Key Moments

  • MIA Father00:02
  • Bread Run00:17
  • Watermelon Bite00:22
  • Newports Feeding00:46
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