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you two are bad friends who are these
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two idiots a white dude and an Asian
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dude you two are
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disgusting you two are something we're
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bad
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friends uh the Patriots playing
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something something else yeah but I
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didn't know that it was your hometown
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Club Hometown Club the clubs versus the
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clubs what year do you think this
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Jersey's from
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191919 1919 yeah yeah Bob three 19s
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that's actually really close 191919 no
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seriously you're like you're a couple
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years off what is it 1917 1917 that's
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what I said yeah you said 1919 and I
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can't wait for you and your family is
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your family still in town yeah they're
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here oh the joy of it all did you see
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the minivan I was driving the joy of is
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it pleasure is it Pleasant pleasured is
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it pleasure is it pleasure to have my
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parents here for how long have they been
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here for over a week well we drove to
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Northern California went to carel we
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drove we drove all the way up there to
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do see the wine country with my wife
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family and look at the look at how
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delicious this Cabernet tastes it's got
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a a scent of nutmeg and and
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fig yeah yeah yeah and then we're going
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to drive back and watch the big game at
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four and then make and make Bobo wake up
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from the jet lag oh yeah oh you oh you
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oh
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you you
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I have to wake up and do stuff cuz I'm a
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50y old man yeah and you know a job 50y
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old man let me see old you're a 5 Z when
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I was working at a job can I finish my
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can I finish you got like 20 years left
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you should be waking up early enjoying
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the DAT old [ __ ] Jules let this be a
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lesson to you okay when you have a job
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she's not in the mood today she doesn't
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want to hear any of it Jules when you're
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you have a job and it starts at 4
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usually right and you you you they
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switch it around on you you twoo will be
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a little upset because isn't that yeah
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but that's not the job is that's not
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when the job is jobs change what times
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change this is not this different job
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this is the same job we do this job at a
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certain time right and no matter what
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happens a game or the family needs to go
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up North and go to Wine Country we don't
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switch it around like we don't switch
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around or when you go to hungry for nine
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weeks that's a job you if you were
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working if you working at
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I'd be like [ __ ] yeah do it play time
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with your family in a
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minivan some game that no one gives a
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[ __ ] about yeah I do that is my job to
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care about my team yeah yeah that's not
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your team you're from Chicago is that
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the Chicago yeah are they playing yeah I
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you said it was Boston versus LA you
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don't hear anything I say you said it's
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Boston versus LA Chicago Cubs versus
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Dodgers the Boston
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Cubs the it's is that the Boston Cubs we
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have good news here on the show I don't
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want to hear it it's not going to switch
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bring up the photo Christa Stefano had
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his baby but look what he brought his
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child into the world wearing a Rudy bad
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friend sweater how awesome is that how
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many babies does he have that's his
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second uh biological child he has two
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girls how many he has how many kids does
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he have in the house well three cuz his
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he's got a boy from his his uh it's not
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that big of a deal is it three kids he
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has them if it was his first it would
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have been like woo you know this is huge
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it is why this is a big deal why because
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the baby well I should have said I
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shouldn't have said girl the baby hasn't
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chosen its gender um and we're going to
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let the baby decide so right now he's
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got a genderless beautiful little thing
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oh deal no no I should I should have
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texted them the baby has a gender reveal
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party let me text him cuz I haven't
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coming up the baby gets to do a gender
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reveal
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party that's funny that's funny you I'll
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be honest with like why don't you call
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him call him right now I'll be honest
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with you yeah
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I for some reason I don't care but I'm
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going to call
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him you don't care that one of our one
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of our like closest friends just had a
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child and brought a child he got you co
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his friend got me Co you're the friend
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he brought the friend you're right I
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still have a little issue but um I want
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to you know what you want to see acting
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look how handsome this guy is though
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great I love him you want to see acting
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yeah I'm going to see you care you want
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to see acting I want to see it right now
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go here's some acting excited
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[Laughter]
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hi hey I just want to say man oh God man
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I just it brings tears to my eyes that
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you're the baby is the baby healthy the
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baby's healthy and actually when she was
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born she looked like a like a small
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Asian man so I asked Jazz a couple of
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questions about her interactions with
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you and she said she's pretty certain
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you're not the father yeah yeah yeah
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yeah yeah because I haven't been in the
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east coast in a while you know so um I
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don't think it's mine but my point
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though being is is that you know you
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having a baby it's like me having a baby
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it's like Andrew having it's like a
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family baby and I just really appreciate
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it and I'm congratulations on me it's a
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life-changing experience it is yeah no
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it is to have two two little girls now
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um really just like reconfirms to me
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that I have gay sperm and I'm accepting
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of it well I would I think it would mean
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that you have athletic sperm not gay
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sperm well I have at the very least
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trans sperm yeah yeah I guess so is the
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baby genderless
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well they actually asked for the you
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know it wasn't like this with Delila six
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years ago but they asked um on the birth
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certificate it said male female
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non-binary so we asked her and she kind
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of just vomited a little bit so we we
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took that as
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non-binary yeah yeah yeah okay well good
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congratulations so we kind of we're
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pretty clear about what it is then we
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love you Chrissy yes all right
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congratulations it's it's a big deal and
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it's it's great so uh congratulations
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for me and uh this is Bob by the way and
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um I love you and I'll see you on the
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back side of things all right okay okay
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bye bye love you okay okay said Trump
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2024 that's a funny um by the way this
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Jersey's 1917 I just corrected I was
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deal you know I just uh it's a really
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big deal it's a really I just wanted I
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just wanted to celebrate I wanted to
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celebrate um uh Chris stano's baby more
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importantly is Britney Spears is what we
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really want to talk about today big deal
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going on with Britney Spears do you know
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I mean it's like asking me if I know is
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asking me about Megan Markle and the
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Prince Harry I know I I know it all you
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do well I'm Vaguely Familiar with it I'm
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not I'm not I don't know much about like
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I follow Brit on Instagram I follow her
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too I like her dances yeah I like her
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dances I just like her whole vibe you
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know what I mean well she's trying to
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get out of her conservatorship and and
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uh um what's the guy's name downstairs
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what's the guy's name downstairs from
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where right here what's his name down
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downstairs Andreas the other guy Pete
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Pete yeah are you is Pete here he is
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yeah yeah hey I'm here
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yeah's say hey I'm here yeah Pete
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compiled some audio for us of Beast bear
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give it to us Pete let's
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hear three days later after I said no to
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Vegas my therapist sat me down in a room
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and said he had a million phone calls
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about how I was not cooperating in
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rehearsals and I haven't been taking my
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medication all of this was a false he he
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immediately the next day put me on
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lithium out of nowhere he took me off my
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normal meds I'd been on for 5 years is a
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very very what's with all the text
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messages and all that stuff is that
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whoever recorded it yeah it's whoever
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recorded it it's part of the audio so so
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her therapist gave her lithium to
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they're trying to try this poor girl has
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been under medication this is like slave
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[ __ ] though this is scary dude yeah
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that's scary they enslaved their own kid
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yeah I don't know what's going on in her
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mind well how could she doesn't know
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she's been under the influence right so
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I don't know the specific situations
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yeah that she's involved I don't know
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what happened for her the father to go
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all right that's enough I mean she
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shaved her head that one time remember a
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long time ago yeah and she hit the car
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with the umbrella she went a little
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crazy you know what I mean why did she
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hit the car with the umbrella I don't
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know so it's like I don't know what the
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specifics are yeah you know that's what
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I'm saying I don't know the details I
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don't know the details so it's like but
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I believe that one should be free in
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America free Britney and she has you
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know her own money that she's earned she
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should have full access to she doesn't
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have access to it she should have access
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of course but she doesn't that's what's
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creepy yeah get her the access to her
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money and if she is crazy and can't take
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care of I guess she's going to die oh
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man you know what I mean but just let
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her be free let her be free this is free
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Britney let me hear some more of this
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stuff that she's saying once you see
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someone whoever it is in the
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conservatorship making money making them
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money and myself money and working that
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whole that whole statement right there
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the conservatorship should end there
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should be no I shouldn't be on in a
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conservatorship if I can work and
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provide money and work for myself and
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pay others totally true you know you
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know what I hear in that that's really
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strange you know how they say when they
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like um when somebody like makes it
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young or they like kind of manipulate
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you when you're young in the business
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and you kind of like remain a child
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forever kind of like Michael Jackson you
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know he would talk with like this little
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baby voice it's like she kind of has
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that baby voice thing and it's weird
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it's she's got that like it's like they
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trapped her into like I've heard bring
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up the photo of her from hit me one more
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time when they when they made her like
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the um it was like a school girl outfit
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remember this hit me baby one more time
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do you remember this yeah the music
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video yeah but I've can I just say this
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but I know fifth-year old women in La
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like I know because something's wrong no
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that's just the way they talk no
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something's wrong do you think she's hot
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there Bob yeah I never I know was never
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into her 16 that's 16 so they made her a
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sex symbol at 16 and then they trapped
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her and stole all her money do you think
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she'd be stable now in her 30s be
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impossible they made they made a sex
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symbol for grown men and she was 16 and
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then they trapped her and then stole all
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of her money of course she was going to
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turn out wonky how could you fix that
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they put pigtails on a 16-year-old and
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made her out to be like a I don't know
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mid like someone in her mid 20s like
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they made her a sex icon yeah I me I
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feel bad for her dude she's that's crazy
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it's not as if though she's like her dad
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was like you're going to do this no
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matter what she's like I want to do it
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she wanted to be famous young people
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want to be famous that's why Rudy is
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here she wants to be famous yeah but
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that but that situation oh really you
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don't want to be famous yeah yesterday
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she was like um Bame can I take acting
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class no yeah I and I go what kind she
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goes I would like to do it's a method
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acting class you want to do method
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acting I go me yeah I go like Robert
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Dao's like yeah know yeah look at her
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now you're acting like that that's
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actually good that's very good act now
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you're acting like that you're like so
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um I want the most expensive one with
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the young Hollywood and I and I go
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really she goes and strictly says I've
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been working on monologue oh you have
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well she's been working on monologues
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what monologue you been working on R
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yeah get her get her a monologue get her
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a monologue in a movie you've been
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working on monologue yeah she has been
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Bobby is forcing me to do it no he's not
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oh yeah now you think I'm this is the
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conserv you think I'm Britney's dad oh
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my God doing that this is the conservat
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tail do the move do the move dance dance
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yeah you're going to do it and you're
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taking method and you're taking impr and
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you're going to make you're going to be
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the next star what is method acting so
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get her a monologue what's a what do you
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mean what's method acting yeah what is
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that it's it's um a lot of times PE C
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actors
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will live the life of the character
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they're going to play yeah so they
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pretend to be them 24 hours a day 24
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hours a day like Daniel de Lewis played
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Lincoln and he lived as Lincoln like he
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lived as if he was in the time per like
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Robert daero when he did Taxi Driver
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actually became a c taxi driver for like
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a month yeah he took his took the
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license took the yeah took the license
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and everything so that he can you know
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can you believe that that's when you
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really get involved oh yeah Training Day
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King Kong let's see you read this this
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is this is probably one of the greatest
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yeah yeah monologues just right there
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all right so listen let's give you the
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setup right you're Alonzo Harris yeah
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all right you're Alonzo Harris you're in
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South Central Los Angeles you've just
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realized that everybody has turned
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against you but you're actually the bad
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guy in in truth right you've really
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pitted everyone against themselves so
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what you're what you're now yelling is
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you're trying to regain control and
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power so I want you to read this like
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you're angry and you want power back
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again and and there's also some you have
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to read the whole thing because it's
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like you're playing a character a lot I
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know and then some of the words you know
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I mean you're not going to want to say
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but we'll bleep it you do it first and
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no no no we're not doing we're not doing
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it no you have to do
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it ah you come
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on oh you [ __ ] do it a you
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[ __ ] Okay Okay Okay go commit
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don't don't stop doing
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great okay all
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right I'm putting kis on all you
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[ __ ] huh yeah yeah
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you you think you can do this [ __ ]
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Jake you think you can do this to me
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smack your chest hit your chest you
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[ __ ] will be playing basketball
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in Pelican Bay when I get finished with
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you sho
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program not yet 23-hour lockdown I'm the
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man up in this pie yell it be all yell
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the man up in this I'm the man up in
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this pie you'll never see the light of
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who the [ __ ] do you think you're [ __ ]
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with I'm the police yeah I around here
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no I run [ __ ] around here I run [ __ ]
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around here you just live here yeah yeah
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that's right you better walk away go
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ahead and walk away cuz I'm gonna cuz
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I'm GNA burn this [ __ ] down and
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this the biggest part go King ain't got
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[ __ ] on me that's that's that's great
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that's enough that was great that's
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great maybe I will get you an acting
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coach I really I think so what your name
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Denzel
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Washington did you not know that I knew
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that you well that's one of the best you
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know it before you didn't know it before
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though you kind of I kind of knew have
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you never seen Training Day this movie
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wow what a great movie you guys should
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play that in your house for her so she
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can see it yeah what a great movie Ethan
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Hawk wash because do you ever go to the
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D dining cart the dining cart yeah what
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is that so um on Sixth Street if you go
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way past Korea Town into downtown
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there's like a restaurant called the
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dining cart it's 24 hours a day and it's
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um tuxedos like the servers have tuxedos
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it's a steak house bring it up but you
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can go there at 2:3 in the morning and
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get a prime rib baked potato W oh the
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Pacific Dining Car yeah oh I know this
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have you been there no but I know when
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you said dining carts I didn't know what
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that was but yeah I know I said it wrong
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yeah but I know what I know what this is
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yeah the Pacific Dining Car yeah I know
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what this yeah and but training day
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there was a scene with the detectives
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and during the day was was in in that
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restaurant so I was like sit in that
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section oh you do yeah yeah I love being
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in that section is that your is that
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your favorite little spot downtown it's
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my favorite because it's 24 hours you
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can get like high-end Steakhouse food do
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you like have you ever been to Philip's
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I love phip but that's like more no
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that's 10 set coffee yeah yeah yeah yeah
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yeah I love phip so much phip the double
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dip sandwich oh my God the macaroni give
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me a break and I just I like also just
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waiting in that line and the sawdust on
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the ground I love it I love it you know
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that's an old elementary school you know
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that right yeah mental institution for
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kids it was yeah it was it was kids that
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went nut they they Electric Shot so back
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in the why you smiling that's not funny
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that's not funny that's not funny that
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kids used to get electrocuted there yeah
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yeah so so back in the day in the 50s
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they had this um police officer named
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officer duel mcdel D- L yeah they used
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to call him duly D they call him officer
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mcdel they go dly dly and there was a
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lot of like kids that were like orphan
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all over LA right and he he had a
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mandate capture him that was actually a
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slogan Capt little bastards capture the
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little bastards capture the little
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bastards yeah yeah and what he used to
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do is they used to take this yellow bus
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like an old school bus like an old
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school yellow bus and they used to go
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around and they used should take like
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what the they capture dogs with yeah
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like the old uh like the old uh it's
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like a it's like a belt belt with a pole
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on it and they grab it and and and they
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get you and these kids were like five or
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six years old and they would like from
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behind their necks would slap out and
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they drag them they go they would make a
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noise because they get hooked like this
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and they get dragged and they
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make you know what I mean it hated it
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right because it was electrocuted and
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then have you ever seen have you ever
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seen in Los Angeles where there's tennis
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shoes over telephone poles okay that's
00:17:15
right the kids would get and their shoes
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would come off their feet well that's
00:17:19
where it comes from that that people all
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over America used to put tennis shoes
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together and throw over poles telephone
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wires yeah and
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to what they did after the dly did in
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the so then they was to take him to the
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restaurant Philip's right here and
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that's why they call it Philip's because
00:17:38
the first kid was named Philipe yeah
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Philipe yeah pH phip go now it's now
00:17:43
it's what's so funny nothing why are you
00:17:46
laughing at yeah it's F I think you're
00:17:48
making it up oh my God why would I how
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would we make something like that up
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okay then search it we just said phip no
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like the children search the children
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search the children search children
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children children kidnapped children
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kidnapped go ahead it'll come up
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watch boom there's one of them right go
00:18:05
to the images that's Philip that was
00:18:07
phip images images go back to Philip
00:18:09
there he is there right there in the red
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right down down down down that's phip
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that's phip right now that's phip phip
00:18:16
there's phip right there God that's so
00:18:17
sad so sad so anyway they used to put
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all the kids in this building in LA
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right and they used to electroshock them
00:18:26
yeah yeah all day long hundreds of kids
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like
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that and let me tell you something and
00:18:35
the and the the electric charge they
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would send through them yeah they would
00:18:39
it would push back out it powered the
00:18:41
city the entire downtown Los Angeles was
00:18:42
powered by the electric the ACDC current
00:18:45
charge that powered all the buildings so
00:18:47
the big US Bank building every time a
00:18:49
kid was elect it would light up really
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bright for hours also here's a little
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tidbit right they would put a tube
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attached to their you know what I mean
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spine spinal yeah the spinal
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and when they electrocute it they would
00:19:00
get a juice like a liquid out of it the
00:19:03
spine and that's the liquid they make to
00:19:05
use ranch
00:19:09
dressing I don't know if you know you
00:19:11
know you don't know you know how nobody
00:19:12
knows what's in
00:19:13
ranch that's it that's it just a little
00:19:15
bit of that the liquid and they still
00:19:17
have some of the liquid from these kid
00:19:18
spines and they make ranch dressing all
00:19:21
over the world honestly I can't believe
00:19:23
you don't believe that it's a little
00:19:24
Annoying that you don't believe that at
00:19:25
all let me I watch I'll call Philip's
00:19:27
and I'll ask
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I'm telling you we'll call phipa yeah
00:19:32
you know I hate calls like this thank
00:19:33
you for calling phip the original
00:19:35
starting Monday June 14th our hours will
00:19:38
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00:19:40
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00:19:43
oh they just they don't you don't get to
00:19:44
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history I saw you post the other day
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about uh about Koreans for life you're
00:22:48
going out to dinner with Koreans is that
00:22:49
what is this what what are you trying to
00:22:52
say well I'm going I'm doing the thing
00:22:55
you're working really hard on trying to
00:22:56
get into this a stop Asian hate stuff
00:22:58
well you know people you know we've been
00:23:01
talking about it and I I've brought it
00:23:02
up a bunch of times to people about like
00:23:05
because you're trying to get on the aapi
00:23:07
uh CU I I was talking about it on my
00:23:09
podcast I talking about your people are
00:23:11
like kind of joking around like they're
00:23:13
never going to let you in this and that
00:23:14
and I made that a challenge so I've been
00:23:16
calling the most high-profile Asian
00:23:19
actors I can so it's extremely
00:23:21
disingenuous no it's real no no I know
00:23:24
but you don't because you just want it
00:23:25
because you want you want to complete
00:23:27
something no no no I've been you we
00:23:28
were're having just dinner I'm
00:23:29
showcasing my abilities yeah know I know
00:23:31
it's just ingenuous no it's not I'm
00:23:33
telling them I'm showing them that come
00:23:35
on are you telling them you're doing
00:23:37
this only for yourself or because you
00:23:38
actually care about AG I care about
00:23:39
that's why I think that my voice
00:23:41
counts I think my voice is going to help
00:23:44
so I I've been hitting up you know I
00:23:45
mean I got [ __ ] you know lines up to
00:23:48
all kinds of [ __ ] people dog why
00:23:50
don't you just do it why don't you just
00:23:52
post something about about no no I need
00:23:53
to be included cuz I like the Montage of
00:23:55
it no because yeah you want the you want
00:23:56
the fame element it you don't want to do
00:23:58
it you know you're being you're really
00:24:00
pissing me off right now you're making
00:24:01
my neck hurt right now you're not doing
00:24:03
it altruistically you're not doing it
00:24:04
because I don't know what the word means
00:24:05
I know you don't you're not doing it
00:24:06
because you want to receive uh Positive
00:24:09
Vibes internally you want to do it
00:24:10
because you want other people to
00:24:11
recognize that you're a part of it is
00:24:14
that true or not no it's not and I take
00:24:15
offense to it because listen here's the
00:24:18
thing you take offense to that I do
00:24:19
because I have a I have a mother what
00:24:21
the what does that even mean of no [ __ ]
00:24:23
I have a mother no [ __ ] all right and
00:24:24
she's a happens to be Asian and I have
00:24:27
thoughts get out of town yeah I have
00:24:28
thought
00:24:28
I I tell my mom all the time I go M you
00:24:30
got to be careful out there there's
00:24:31
Asian hate she goes baby I'm okay I'm
00:24:33
okay I'll be okay you think your mom's
00:24:34
getting jumped in Scottdale I'm just
00:24:36
saying that like now when I see like an
00:24:38
old Asian person get attacked right I
00:24:40
kind of Envision what if that was my mom
00:24:42
right which makes me very angry and it
00:24:44
makes me want to like say something so
00:24:47
just say something on Instagram no I
00:24:48
have to be a part of the PCA that
00:24:50
everyone else is I have to be there with
00:24:51
George teai and Sandro and all these
00:24:54
[ __ ] people why does Ken Jong and
00:24:56
Randall Park and all these guys I want
00:24:58
to get asked to do a [ __ ] PCA I will
00:25:01
say it and I will do it I change
00:25:03
watching you know when you're watching
00:25:04
one of those things and then it's like
00:25:06
all these names and then there's always
00:25:07
like a guy in there that you're like who
00:25:09
the [ __ ] is that guy yeah there's some
00:25:10
guys I don't even know who they are and
00:25:11
then you look them up another one of
00:25:13
those guys you'll be another guy where
00:25:15
people go who is that guy they'll go oh
00:25:17
Rand Park you're you're really gonna
00:25:19
they go Rand Park oh my God it's Ken
00:25:20
Jong oh my God it's it's it's uh another
00:25:23
Asian actor and then you'll go up there
00:25:24
and then some people will go who is that
00:25:26
guy you know it's so funny cuz that
00:25:28
feeds into why they're not ask asking me
00:25:30
why because no I'm a
00:25:34
nobody thank you for don't play the
00:25:36
victim thank you thank you for feeding
00:25:37
that old tape in my head right that's
00:25:39
what you know that that you know what
00:25:41
you're a piece of [ __ ] friend dude you
00:25:42
know what the problem is you know the
00:25:44
problem things that I'm you [ __ ]
00:25:46
there are things that I you know that
00:25:48
I'm sensitive about and you bring it up
00:25:49
there are things that I know that you're
00:25:51
sensitive no just listen don't complain
00:25:52
about not being famous enough you're
00:25:53
getting nothing but wor you're you're
00:25:55
your own PSA all right well then how can
00:25:58
we do it can we get a campaign going you
00:26:00
got to ask me I'm a part of the
00:26:02
community just just
00:26:04
just you know how [ __ ] funny it would
00:26:07
be if Rudy got in the in the in the a
00:26:09
API I kick her out of the house she
00:26:11
would have no longer place to live just
00:26:14
ask me I know so I look you deserve it
00:26:17
you deserve it all jokes aside but I
00:26:19
think you need to make your own you need
00:26:21
to do your own thing and then like I so
00:26:23
I called David Cho and Steven Yun y we
00:26:26
went to dinner did you do his show what
00:26:29
David show doesn't he have a show I did
00:26:31
do a show the FX long time ago no no FX
00:26:33
doesn't he have a show on FX he did the
00:26:35
thing the footage that he has is from
00:26:36
years ago and he's now releasing it oh
00:26:40
yeah what do you do on it he I just go
00:26:43
to his house he paints on my
00:26:45
body what is the point of the show he
00:26:48
paints people no no I'm serious he's an
00:26:50
artist I know who the [ __ ] he is but
00:26:51
what's the show is the show about his
00:26:53
artistic creation no he just invites
00:26:54
people to his house and he paints them
00:26:56
huh it's weird Okay so so anyway um I
00:26:59
got I bring the these I'm trying to
00:27:00
reach for the stars and I go you know
00:27:02
what I have some weight here baby I'm
00:27:04
going to call Dave and Steve we go out
00:27:07
and we're at dinner and I go um hey guys
00:27:10
um you guys do those pcas they what the
00:27:14
[ __ ] are you talking about
00:27:15
PSAs I said it wrong that's why they
00:27:17
don't know what you're talking about I
00:27:19
said it wrong they might have thought
00:27:20
you were thinking about a dish at the
00:27:21
restaurant like I've never had PC that's
00:27:23
why they're like what are you talking
00:27:23
about I go never
00:27:25
mind because cuz they weren't but I what
00:27:29
is it PSA Public Service Announcement
00:27:32
Public Service Announcement yeah we did
00:27:34
this last week we did did we do last
00:27:36
week I think so so what
00:27:38
I'm so what I'm going to do is the next
00:27:41
round of meetings that I have I have a
00:27:43
bunch of I have my lines out yeah yeah
00:27:45
I'm going to get um you know TR Sandra o
00:27:48
these some of these types she's huge
00:27:50
yeah and I'm going to ask PSA you guys
00:27:53
do these
00:27:54
PSAs well do you know what aapi is
00:27:59
yeah American
00:28:01
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00:28:05
and sign up for aapi right now use the
00:28:07
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00:28:11
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00:28:12
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00:28:16
is it you don't know what you're that's
00:28:18
what the PSA that you're talking about
00:28:20
is aapi stuff Asian American and Pacific
00:28:24
Islander oh [ __ ] I should write that
00:28:26
down too you know how [ __ ] up that is
00:28:28
is that like the white guy knows what
00:28:29
that is did you know what that was a a p
00:28:31
i you didn't know what that was yeah
00:28:34
this is why you don't get the campaign
00:28:36
this is this is that's what they are
00:28:38
this is why our friends that get to give
00:28:39
me information to help me oh so you're
00:28:41
using the white man again and then
00:28:42
you're pitting myself really you're
00:28:44
going to play that card well you've been
00:28:46
playing you're playing the [ __ ] out of
00:28:48
[ __ ] old Asian people on the street
00:28:50
I've never hit an old Asian woman you
00:28:52
tell your friends though not to do it
00:28:54
it's not right so they did David show
00:28:58
and stepen that's not why I called them
00:29:00
how do you say his last name Yun cuz you
00:29:02
corrected yourself is it Yen Yun Yun
00:29:05
yeah Yu n so you know they may or may
00:29:08
not be on my 300th tiger belly episode
00:29:11
that's tight yeah that's why but you did
00:29:14
this whole Korean post that was like
00:29:15
Koreans for life I didn't know what to
00:29:17
put say cuz we're in Korea Town first of
00:29:19
all that is so funny that restaurant M
00:29:22
Parks have you been there we went for
00:29:23
your birthday no that's Parks Park
00:29:26
finest no there's two parks
00:29:28
so there's a Filipino Parks so many
00:29:30
parks there's a billion of you guys
00:29:31
there's a Filipino Parks that's Filipino
00:29:33
food that was an Echo Park that where
00:29:35
Parks finest that's what we're talking
00:29:36
about yeah on Sunset the old one yeah
00:29:38
but the one that the real Korean
00:29:40
barbecue Parks is downtown is on um
00:29:43
Vermont so you've never been there no I
00:29:46
don't go there it's the best Korean food
00:29:48
probably in in terms of Korean
00:29:49
restaurants chosan and Parks is probably
00:29:51
one of the top chosan I've been to yeah
00:29:53
Chan's great but Parks but the Great Is
00:29:55
it new so but when you walk into Parks
00:29:57
right
00:29:58
on the side of the wall there's the the
00:30:00
lady that owns parks and with
00:30:03
celebrities over the years oh bro for a
00:30:05
second when you said she's on the wall I
00:30:07
thought you meant she's like hanging on
00:30:09
the wall like she's a part of the menu
00:30:11
like they stuff like they stuffed the
00:30:12
old owner and she's just standing there
00:30:14
where she's like it's like a euro thing
00:30:15
like one of those Euro things she SLI
00:30:18
spinning she slice the meat would you
00:30:20
like to take some of Miss Park's foot
00:30:22
yes so um there it is right there yeah
00:30:23
so on the side of the wall it says it
00:30:25
has all these it has her with clown posy
00:30:28
and ICP yeah and all these celebrities
00:30:31
are like what the [ __ ] and then none of
00:30:34
me right at all and I go there all the
00:30:36
time so what I had a fan do
00:30:39
right stupid I know I had a fan go up
00:30:42
there frame a photo of me and actually
00:30:45
put one up and it's still there you're
00:30:47
so dumb right it's still there but it's
00:30:49
not with Mrs Park it's not so when I
00:30:51
walked in there um David Goes you know
00:30:54
that he and she goes I know that and
00:30:56
that's why I I have not removed it
00:30:58
oh a picture with you so then she's like
00:31:00
let's do a real one now so that's what
00:31:02
that was so now you have a photo up
00:31:04
there yeah
00:31:06
oh that's kind of fun you're I had to
00:31:09
bring I had to bring in the one of the
00:31:10
biggest artists and one of the bigest
00:31:12
actors in there to get one yeah you had
00:31:14
I brought in [ __ ] ammunition and she
00:31:17
didn't even know who he was Steven Young
00:31:19
when he was in our house I go do you
00:31:20
know Steven young she's in the house she
00:31:21
goes I don't know who he is and you you
00:31:24
you got to take acting classes you got
00:31:26
to take acting classes we'll get you we
00:31:28
will get you fitted with the biz bro
00:31:30
what's wrong with you today Jules yeah
00:31:31
there's something wrong nothing yeah
00:31:33
there is I can feel it no I'm just tired
00:31:37
man this house this house sleepy people
00:31:39
is just [ __ ] no I think what I think
00:31:41
she has a lot because she has a lot
00:31:43
going on what do you mean she's done
00:31:45
with school that's right you have
00:31:47
nothing going on exactly are you going
00:31:49
to summer camp no we should send her
00:31:51
away to Camp you know parents send them
00:31:53
Jules has such a good life if you think
00:31:55
about it 100% yeah she write she's like
00:31:58
I I'm going to get you know a $300
00:32:00
haircut she just gets one you know me
00:32:02
right is that not your life is kind of
00:32:05
smooth and easy yeah what else is going
00:32:07
on now that you're done with school are
00:32:08
you doing anything um what's the summer
00:32:11
entail we have a foster dog again okay
00:32:14
that's not a thing that's happen that's
00:32:16
just a oh it is a thing and it's it's B
00:32:19
it's bothering me what why dude it's
00:32:21
like bro I told these girls I
00:32:24
go before I go to hunger I looked at
00:32:26
them I go no more Foster we have four
00:32:28
dogs now it's a lot of dogs and three
00:32:30
cats it's a lot of cats and they
00:32:32
promised me you know we're not going to
00:32:33
do it for a year now right but so when I
00:32:36
was in Hungary they Tred to sneak one in
00:32:38
mhm right and they they try to sneak one
00:32:41
in so by the time I got back into town
00:32:43
the dog would be already out the
00:32:45
door right that's actually kind of smart
00:32:47
but guess what happened it stayed it's
00:32:50
still here cuz they couldn't get anyone
00:32:52
to get it what kind of dog is it um Dogo
00:32:56
Argentino h H pitbull what you know the
00:32:59
ones that they're always mixed with pit
00:33:01
no but the Dogo Argentino are the ones
00:33:02
that they they use for fighting fighting
00:33:04
dogs yeah o let's call Michael Vic he
00:33:06
might still want that dog look at that
00:33:08
dog oh yes yeah we got one of those with
00:33:11
a pit look at the middle picture she's
00:33:13
so sweet this one though they train
00:33:15
these dogs to fight these are the ones
00:33:16
that fight huh yeah but this one right
00:33:18
our dog looks just like that right Mama
00:33:20
and she is yeah she's white and she is
00:33:22
one of the sweetest dogs we've ever had
00:33:24
God she's sweet do Sandra bulock on
00:33:26
Allen Korean Force skin it was rotated
00:33:29
on Tik Tok today I saw it like this
00:33:31
morning or yesterday she talks about
00:33:34
doing micro needling do you know what
00:33:35
that is Bob I mean when I make love to
00:33:38
women that's what they call
00:33:40
it play the video if you can find it she
00:33:43
basically admits right there she got a
00:33:45
penis facial yeah this is a couple years
00:33:47
ago but it like kind of went untalked
00:33:49
about for a
00:33:51
while but essentially you get a micro
00:33:53
needling which is like little tiny
00:33:54
needles and then it brings your blood to
00:33:56
the surface which is like really healthy
00:33:57
for your and then they can inject all
00:33:59
sorts of stuff into your face yeah but
00:34:01
what are they putting in there listen
00:34:04
she'll tell you a couple months ago
00:34:06
admitted to that Santa bu her C kind of
00:34:10
facial in New York this way in
00:34:14
which well it's this this way in which
00:34:17
um one forces uh through micro needling
00:34:21
um it's like a little roller with these
00:34:22
some of you I think many of you know it
00:34:24
and it pushes through the skin and
00:34:26
ruptures the collagen and and then boost
00:34:28
it you look like a burn victim for a day
00:34:29
but then it's but then it pushes a what
00:34:31
are you pushing into the skin Sarah
00:34:32
Sarah Sandra Sarah Sandra
00:34:35
Carrie what are you pushing into the
00:34:37
skin well you push in whatever the
00:34:40
facialist would like to insert into your
00:34:42
pores but what is it it is an extraction
00:34:45
from a um a a um a piece of skin uh that
00:34:51
came from a young person um far far away
00:34:56
and they somehow figured out how to
00:34:57
extract it's four skinn from a Korean
00:35:00
baby it's
00:35:02
like pause
00:35:05
that that's real she's putting Korean
00:35:09
baby penises in her face and there are
00:35:12
Korean babies thousands of them going
00:35:14
where is it where's my penis where's the
00:35:17
rest of my penis look it's right here
00:35:20
it's my
00:35:21
cheekbones how do you say penis in
00:35:23
Korean yeah how do you say penis in Kore
00:35:25
you know if I don't goou goou yeah yeah
00:35:27
where is my
00:35:28
guou it's right
00:35:31
here right and I'm going to tell you
00:35:33
this right now yeah if I was one of
00:35:35
those Korean babies yeah when I get
00:35:37
older mhm I'm coming to
00:35:39
La I'm knocking on her door yeah want it
00:35:43
back just grab her face take it out take
00:35:46
it out I want it back you how about this
00:35:48
we can start your a AI a AI yeah PS
00:35:52
that's what I'm that's the new campaign
00:35:54
no more Korean [ __ ] the Asians being
00:35:56
violated against that's the that's the
00:35:59
real crime because Korean specific no
00:36:00
more Korean for skin facials yeah no
00:36:03
more Korean for SK facial no more Korean
00:36:06
forkin facials no more
00:36:08
Korean dude if you don't want to
00:36:10
participate in an aapi and stop Asian if
00:36:12
you don't want to be here get the [ __ ]
00:36:14
out of here
00:36:16
Jules no more Korean forkin facials no
00:36:19
more Korean forkin facials no more Korea
00:36:22
Forin facial there we go I mean it's
00:36:25
like minim you don't have to go to the
00:36:27
protest okay isn't that insane it's
00:36:29
insane dude that you put baby penis skin
00:36:31
and by the way we're all laughing about
00:36:33
it on show like Ellen that's crazy alen
00:36:35
yeah no that is [ __ ] crazy or how
00:36:37
about this can we do this y can the
00:36:40
Koreans get American babies for skins in
00:36:43
their faces I bet you that that's
00:36:45
exchange is not there doesn't that
00:36:47
you're not getting the white [ __ ]
00:36:48
can't get white penis skin you're not
00:36:49
getting the white there's not much but
00:36:51
you want the yellow Asian one cuz it's
00:36:52
good it's good cuz it's blessed maybe
00:36:54
that's what it is the white one the
00:36:56
white baby forkin mhm garbage it makes
00:36:59
you look older when you put it in your
00:37:01
[ __ ] you age when you you age 20 years
00:37:05
by the way when they cut are you
00:37:06
circumcised yeah bro when they when they
00:37:10
I still have mine when they circum sell
00:37:12
it to Sandy I could you could it's
00:37:14
pretty old though so what you it'll
00:37:16
still be good it'll still be good all
00:37:19
all right they circumcise when they
00:37:20
circumcised me they saw what was left
00:37:22
and they asked my mom if I they should
00:37:23
put it back they asked if they could put
00:37:25
it back because it was so tiny that they
00:37:27
were like it's gonna be tough for him
00:37:28
should we put it back
00:37:30
on right they were gonna put it back you
00:37:35
I you know I have it did you make a
00:37:36
decision they don't ask the baby that
00:37:39
should we cut it put it back I was
00:37:42
like that is so weird that they cut baby
00:37:45
boy penises yeah isn't that gross first
00:37:47
of all can I just say let me ask another
00:37:48
question about this about this I don't
00:37:50
know what all I know is this clip okay
00:37:52
but let me just ask a question so
00:37:54
imagine you're in Korea I'm a you're a
00:37:58
surgeon you're you you deliver babies
00:38:00
you're a doctor got it right baby's born
00:38:03
you clip the [ __ ] Force again mhm
00:38:06
whose idea is it at first to go maybe
00:38:12
this could go well you know what's so
00:38:15
you know what's so funny what happened
00:38:16
he clipped the forkin and then he put it
00:38:17
on his cheeks one of the do one of the
00:38:19
surgeons and one as a joke as a joke
00:38:21
make everyone laugh and the nurses go
00:38:22
skin look Beau
00:38:25
12 he put a bunch of little baby four
00:38:28
skins all over his face as a joke right
00:38:30
oh look at me look at me right you know
00:38:33
everybody look at me right and and maybe
00:38:35
everyone's wait what is it Buffalo Bill
00:38:37
who is it that put so he puts it on his
00:38:39
faceal and he's doing a little
00:38:42
funny nurse is look at me look at me
00:38:45
everybody look at me right and then and
00:38:47
then everyone's kind of B and then one
00:38:48
nurse goes hey you look
00:38:53
young what is it who was wearing skin
00:38:55
was it Buffalo Bill who was it that wore
00:38:56
people skin Buffalo Bill yeah look build
00:38:58
Buffalo build yeah so he's running
00:38:59
around he's I'm Buffalo
00:39:02
Bill I'm a Buffalo
00:39:05
Bill yeah yeah yeah and they were like
00:39:08
we make they play they play The Silence
00:39:11
of the ls the music goodbye
00:39:15
[Laughter]
00:39:19
horse oh my God oh God that's only going
00:39:22
to make us laugh but that was funny so
00:39:24
we found out how Sandra Bullock got it
00:39:26
that's that's how we
00:39:27
yeah look at me look at
00:39:31
me by the way what if the surgeon did
00:39:32
the Buffalo Bill the tuck the
00:39:34
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00:39:38
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bfri good job Sandra I guess when you
00:42:19
have all the money in the world you can
00:42:20
do whatever you want it does that creep
00:42:21
you out to think that when you get to
00:42:22
that level they do weird [ __ ] that they
00:42:24
they said K blancha did it right oh she
00:42:26
does in the beginning the thing she oh I
00:42:28
was she with Kate Blanchet is that what
00:42:30
they
00:42:31
said in the beginning of the video go to
00:42:33
the Beginning video she doesn't mention
00:42:34
Kate just go to the very beginning right
00:42:36
there that's cap Lanett right yeah it is
00:42:38
Cap Lanett admitted to that Sandra
00:42:40
bulock and her went and got a certain
00:42:42
kind of facial in New York Kate Blanchet
00:42:45
and her you I could have asked her at
00:42:49
lunch and let's just look at her like
00:42:51
look at her all mean like like during
00:42:53
lunch right mhm and she's kind of just
00:42:55
kind of talking to him and she kind of
00:42:56
looks at me goes what
00:42:58
matter let me look at your let me look
00:43:00
your benath your eye and I kind of poke
00:43:03
at it that's my [ __ ] cousin you one
00:43:06
hand you you feel your penis with one
00:43:07
hand and her face with the other one
00:43:09
yeah yeah uhhuh I could have asked her
00:43:10
though you know what you should I would
00:43:12
have never that's how uncomfortable
00:43:13
email her right now I don't know
00:43:15
anything about no I don't have her
00:43:16
number no no go Kate just checking in
00:43:18
yeah yeah did you get my cousin's penis
00:43:20
on your
00:43:21
face yeah that's insane I would have
00:43:23
done it by the way that's why they look
00:43:24
so good yeah that's why they I'm telling
00:43:26
you oh my the joke used to be they drink
00:43:28
baby blood no they took baby penises and
00:43:30
put them on their face yeah how many
00:43:33
kids did she adopt by the way she
00:43:34
adopted like six brown
00:43:37
kids no not K Blanchett Sandra bu Sandra
00:43:41
bulock God Pete's skills are uh yeah
00:43:44
he's deteriorating they're sub subpar
00:43:47
subpar yeah we like him but he would
00:43:49
have job exclusive people she adopted
00:43:52
daughter so she has how many kids does
00:43:53
she have that she's stolen from another
00:43:55
country don't say that kid she's doing a
00:43:58
good service no it's a good deed yeah
00:44:01
it's a good
00:44:02
deed it doesn't matter Pete's not going
00:44:04
to find it it was insane how many
00:44:06
celebrities at that time were adopting
00:44:07
little brown babies it was like a trend
00:44:10
I think it's still a trend who's doing
00:44:12
it now people still do I mean it's not
00:44:15
as if sandre Bullock's kids are like 18
00:44:18
some of them are still she did it and
00:44:19
then Brad Pitt and angelene J did they R
00:44:22
they they adopted all of them already
00:44:24
yeah they just they're just trying to
00:44:25
have new ones born Africa and they were
00:44:27
like send him yeah I mean it's it's it
00:44:30
is cool to see though Brad back when
00:44:33
Brad and Angelina were like together and
00:44:35
you see shots of them at the airport and
00:44:37
there's like 50 kids just walking down
00:44:40
like a horde like an army well we don't
00:44:43
know is what that they're employing
00:44:44
those kid they're making them build
00:44:46
stuff they're making shoes they're
00:44:47
making little kicks little Nikes no
00:44:49
they're not I think what if you open up
00:44:50
what if you open a pair of Nikes you
00:44:51
open the the tongue and it said made in
00:44:53
Brad and Angelina's
00:44:54
basement so there's only right there
00:44:56
there's two Asian kids yeah a young
00:44:59
black girl and then three whities I
00:45:01
think those are biological the three the
00:45:03
three whites look at them yeah they're
00:45:04
biological God they're paler than I am
00:45:07
yeah and the two Asian kids I didn't
00:45:09
know she had Asian boys you know this
00:45:11
two them yeah yeah yeah wow what are
00:45:13
their names I think one of them is Levi
00:45:16
no no what's I don't know why and the
00:45:18
other one's True Religion why did I say
00:45:21
Levi you name your kid one of them is
00:45:24
called jeno and the other one is Levi is
00:45:27
Levi and jeno no the names are Maddox
00:45:29
Pax Zahara Shiloh Vivian and Knox
00:45:34
Shiloh's organic one um Vivian and Knox
00:45:37
are organic or no Pax Pax has got to be
00:45:40
Asian I think Pax is Asian and then
00:45:43
Zahara is obviously the young black girl
00:45:45
I imagine I imagine but how do I know
00:45:48
yeah Pax Angelina
00:45:51
Jolie oh Pax is the Asian boy yeah the
00:45:53
older Asian gentleman I don't know how
00:45:54
old this guy is I mean just imagine
00:45:57
where is PAX from also Imagine This
00:45:59
maybe she got him as a baby to get his
00:46:02
forkin dude if he's Korean I'm going to
00:46:04
lose my [ __ ] he's not you can tell just
00:46:07
by looking at him huh yeah he's not he's
00:46:08
Vietnamese is he Vietnamese
00:46:13
nationality Vietnam son yeah yeah but do
00:46:15
they have good forkin too well I would
00:46:18
say might be not as good as no Kore
00:46:20
that's going to be as good you think
00:46:22
Vietnam is good as Kore really good
00:46:23
stuff well who's the best then who has
00:46:25
the best four skinin I think that we're
00:46:27
all equal is this your PSA look into the
00:46:30
camera and talk about who has the best
00:46:31
Asian for skin um the best Asian for
00:46:33
skin you know in my opinion is all Asian
00:46:37
forkin the more you know see I'm good at
00:46:40
it I can do it did you ever see but
00:46:43
imagine though imagine
00:46:45
though the odds you're you're abandoned
00:46:50
you're abandoned Vietnamese baby at an
00:46:53
orphanage right and there's probably
00:46:55
what hundreds of right thousands maybe
00:46:57
right one kid goes to like a fisherman
00:47:00
mhm right in Canada in Canada somewhere
00:47:03
another kid goes to like some plumber in
00:47:05
Ohio and one one goes to Florida yeah
00:47:08
and then you go to Brad Pit Brad Pit and
00:47:12
Angelina Jolie like it's like it must
00:47:14
does the baby know like you know when
00:47:17
they go you and
00:47:21
the does the baby know it's got to know
00:47:23
I'm a millionaire yeah and all the baby
00:47:26
oh you lucky you're
00:47:28
lucky does he know he must know he's got
00:47:32
to know yeah yeah like and then like and
00:47:34
all the that makes be so jealous that
00:47:36
baby gets to fly first class yeah oh
00:47:38
yeah probably the same let me like five
00:47:40
babies are uh adopting the same day but
00:47:42
they say think the same flight but one
00:47:44
of the babies is Just In First
00:47:46
Class oh no the other babies walk by the
00:47:49
other baby the little baby's up there
00:47:50
like this In First Class like this and
00:47:52
the other babies he sunglasses already
00:47:55
other babies are walking by like this
00:47:57
yeah he's like he does a PE sign like
00:47:59
this he goes back of the plane yeah
00:48:02
that's a hot baby baby how [ __ ] lucky
00:48:05
yeah I mean but you know what yeah Pax
00:48:07
deserves it why because you don't know
00:48:09
his story oh you think how about this m
00:48:12
cuz you know they visit the [ __ ]
00:48:14
orphanage yeah they take them back and
00:48:16
and and you know they walk around Brad
00:48:18
Pit Ang jel Jolie and they look all the
00:48:20
kid there's no way they're just going
00:48:22
just send me whatever no they go so you
00:48:24
have to Showcase you have to Showcase as
00:48:26
a
00:48:27
and if you're not good you're not going
00:48:29
to get the good one n you have to show
00:48:30
off your skills yeah yeah so Pax was
00:48:32
probably tap
00:48:34
dancing as a baby you know what I mean
00:48:37
hello my baby hello my honey hello my
00:48:40
yeah he's just like doing oil painting
00:48:42
oil painting he's playing on a piano
00:48:45
concert and and they're like oh we'll
00:48:47
take that one we'll take that one take
00:48:48
that one and the other one's just
00:48:50
like like that no get rid of that one
00:48:53
throw that one in the well no problem
00:48:55
yeah yeah wow it's is sad that we're
00:48:57
learning a lot of history we're learning
00:48:59
a
00:48:59
lot we're learning a lot about the whole
00:49:02
thing can I say something about the the
00:49:04
the Googling and the the skills of Pete
00:49:06
because I want to make a little a mental
00:49:08
note a fan sent us something yeah let's
00:49:10
just last week the guys cut the episode
00:49:13
so bad so bad that Pete was on camera
00:49:17
for four minutes I didn't even know what
00:49:19
that was this is how look at how
00:49:21
bad look at this you sat on our couch
00:49:23
and you guys just chatted about was it
00:49:25
deep and philosophical yeah was de it
00:49:27
was deep it was yeah cuz she know you
00:49:30
know she's married to one of the I'm
00:49:32
asking you a real question about your
00:49:34
trip and hungry we're getting into
00:49:35
something right now on the episode
00:49:37
meanwhile we cut to these two uh goons
00:49:40
goons now look at this now pay attention
00:49:42
to Pete's face the whole time okay go
00:49:44
ahead know most uh well-respected this
00:49:48
is she's talented in her own right I'm
00:49:50
not discrediting her she also happens to
00:49:52
be married to one of the most talented
00:49:53
writer director producers in the history
00:49:55
of Comedy my Idols same I got to work
00:49:58
with him once and it was it was the
00:50:00
coolest thing I've ever done he had a
00:50:02
show on HBO called family tree I did an
00:50:03
episode of it look at his face me and
00:50:06
Matt you know Matt oh I love Matt we got
00:50:08
we were we were Confederate soldiers at
00:50:10
what is going through his
00:50:12
head I don't really like my life that
00:50:14
much I'm not sure I want to be here
00:50:16
anymore is today the day it could be I I
00:50:19
stick the shotgun in my mouth I've
00:50:21
cleaned it and everything I've reloaded
00:50:23
it four or five times I should just do
00:50:25
it today is the day and now he realizes
00:50:28
that it could be I have children yeah
00:50:29
but you know I'll leave him a couple
00:50:30
hundred bucks and I watch this little
00:50:31
smirk here he's thinking about it deeply
00:50:33
goes that's enough money for them to get
00:50:34
by isn't it yeah yeah yeah let me do the
00:50:38
math 200 by 6 years if I'm dead for yeah
00:50:41
wait wait wait this was what's on
00:50:43
YouTube yeah and then he's wait wait go
00:50:46
back a little bit wait go back just a
00:50:48
little bit he realizes right here that
00:50:50
it'll that he could kill himself and get
00:50:51
away with it watch this
00:50:53
yeah yeah no no no no w a little bit
00:50:58
yeah a little bit yeah instead of
00:51:00
killing myself I could
00:51:02
kill my
00:51:08
family oh Pete Jesus Christ dude it held
00:51:12
on these guys for like three minutes
00:51:14
it's so crazy that's so funny though oh
00:51:16
oh yeah yeah I could kill my family no
00:51:19
that was me him going I'm going to go
00:51:20
eat at Fatburger later he's he's
00:51:22
thinking about his meal yeah this is
00:51:24
what psychotic people like him do they
00:51:25
think about murder and then they
00:51:26
immediately
00:51:27
maybe I'll go to phip later so who made
00:51:28
that
00:51:29
decision it was ative decision let me
00:51:33
say it it was Andre Andre did it look at
00:51:36
me I I I am dead serious when I say this
00:51:39
there's other people that can do the job
00:51:40
I'd like to make him either get fired or
00:51:43
take a leave of absence I'm putting in
00:51:45
my vote right now to fire him right now
00:51:47
but guys no you don't get to vote it was
00:51:50
very successful they created a lot of
00:51:52
Engagement I I think I think you need to
00:51:53
take a time out from the show and I'd
00:51:55
like you to leave for a while
00:51:57
after all I've done for you guys can we
00:51:59
just do a vote please yeah let's just do
00:52:01
a vote okay who votes that Andreas
00:52:03
should be fired uh today right now and
00:52:05
lose almost everything he's ever for
00:52:07
Jules Jules I want him to stay you want
00:52:10
him fired so that's one for fired no
00:52:12
stay one for fired one for fired I
00:52:14
myself need him fired because I want him
00:52:16
gone bad because I don't want to work
00:52:17
with him anymore I want him to stay okay
00:52:19
so two fired one stay yeah and then Pete
00:52:21
is the deciding
00:52:23
factor P you better Pete
00:52:28
watch us hold on this shot for an hour
00:52:29
and a
00:52:30
half I I vote yay that's three fired
00:52:34
well you know it's been fun Andre take a
00:52:36
hike take a hike to fire me I quit oh
00:52:40
you're going to quit I know you already
00:52:41
fired you dude yeah you can't quit once
00:52:43
we you quit you should have quit this
00:52:45
morning you're
00:52:46
fired okay um you know what so sad you
00:52:50
guys is he
00:52:52
crying I'm not crying I don't need this
00:52:55
[ __ ] is he crying no [ __ ] you hey hey
00:53:01
come come here and come here come
00:53:03
here you're not even
00:53:05
[Laughter]
00:53:07
funny no no back hey don't slam the
00:53:10
door why'd you do that I wanted him gone
00:53:14
no but she said she said fire him to
00:53:16
stay you said fire him she said stay
00:53:19
dude I said stay no she said fire I said
00:53:22
fire you said stay Pete said fire Pete
00:53:24
you luge head I just I just want to get
00:53:27
ahead
00:53:29
here see that's how they do it he moved
00:53:31
up that's how they move up I'm not going
00:53:33
to miss the guy at all yeah he wasn't
00:53:34
good at his job and we don't need him
00:53:36
anymore dude have you seen um Sweet
00:53:39
Tooth yet that's pretty good show Sweet
00:53:40
Tooth yeah who's that who's in it it's I
00:53:43
don't know um that guy from SNL's in it
00:53:46
um bring up sweet tooth
00:53:49
please he's really good in it what uh Wy
00:53:52
from SNL I forgot sweet tooth
00:53:57
that right there
00:54:00
dude Bob yeah is that the image Right
00:54:03
There Will Forte oh I love Will Forte
00:54:05
Will Will Forte wait what what's the
00:54:07
it's a Netflix show yeah we did I saw
00:54:10
all Eight Episodes really good look at
00:54:12
the trailer so sweet tooth what is it I
00:54:15
don't think you'd like it because it's a
00:54:16
little fantasy for you you're more
00:54:18
you're more like no you're more like
00:54:20
grit I do like grit this this is kind of
00:54:23
there's there's very kind of light but
00:54:24
it gets dark but there's like wait go
00:54:26
down it's a it's a concept that's um I
00:54:29
don't think you're see the trailer but
00:54:31
it's starring Forte's name isn't even in
00:54:33
it it says uh noso Aon Christian covery
00:54:37
how come his name is not even on there
00:54:38
Josh Brolin oh James Brolin yeah his
00:54:41
name is on there if I look at the cast
00:54:43
on mind thing is he's third up oh that's
00:54:45
weird yeah Will Forte way down there he
00:54:49
was great he is great I think he's [ __ ]
00:54:51
did you ever see did you ever watch um
00:54:54
uh last man mhm I love last man on Earth
00:54:56
yeah he's great but
00:54:59
um I I feel like if you were born a
00:55:02
hybrid uhhuh you would be half hyena
00:55:05
analou oh
00:55:08
yeah yeah yeah that yeah yeah what about
00:55:12
me um whatever they were in
00:55:17
Gremlins that's not that's so cute oh
00:55:20
mwaa you mean M oh yeah yeah I'd be half
00:55:23
M 100% bring up a [ __ ] M and tell me
00:55:25
that's not you yeah yeah yeah yeah tell
00:55:26
me aai isn't Bobby Lee a hyena for sure
00:55:28
is you know what aay is and Gremlins oh
00:55:30
they're so cute this tell me this is not
00:55:32
Bobby Lee it totally is me they good
00:55:34
there's Gizmo isn't that Bobby Lee yeah
00:55:37
that's Bobby Lee yeah yeah short to the
00:55:39
ground were so cute cute cuddly stinky
00:55:42
they're so smelly they're so stinky and
00:55:44
they don't wash cuz they can't be around
00:55:45
water yeah yeah I'm a m for you're a m
00:55:47
for sure yeah uh what would Jewels
00:55:50
be Jews would be
00:55:53
um marsupi some sort of marup some sort
00:55:57
of marup oh I agree with that I agree
00:55:59
with that or what about those ones in
00:56:00
Papa n guini or whatever the ones with
00:56:02
the big eyes that like cling to the tree
00:56:03
yeah and they have the big ears what
00:56:04
what are those things called what are
00:56:05
those called big eyed big eyed monke
00:56:08
that's what you are the big eyed by
00:56:10
that's the name of our band the big eyed
00:56:11
monkeys those guys those guys there we
00:56:14
go that's you yeah what is that thing
00:56:16
what is that thing
00:56:18
tarer oh tarer T limited yeah cute okay
00:56:24
so listen uh this is the m speaking of
00:56:26
the magai band I want to show you this
00:56:28
somebody sent this to me do you know
00:56:29
there's a band called The Bobby Lees
00:56:31
yeah I do you've seen this it's not
00:56:33
based on me but how can sue these people
00:56:36
but it's not based they're not they
00:56:38
didn't create the band because I know my
00:56:40
name Sue these people no I won't I like
00:56:43
the fact that they're called the Bobby
00:56:44
Le but you what if their music you don't
00:56:46
like I listen to it they're pretty good
00:56:47
oh they are yeah yeah well then should
00:56:49
we go see the Bobby Le live I just I
00:56:51
want to know why they're called the
00:56:52
Bobby Le that we need to find out
00:56:54
somehow yeah all right so listen if
00:56:55
anybody has with the Bobby Le we want to
00:56:57
find out why they have his name is there
00:56:59
anybody Asian in the band look of course
00:57:01
not no okay would no maybe they where
00:57:04
are they from well click on the band uh
00:57:07
no nobody looks Asian yeah but they look
00:57:11
this looks like Pete's
00:57:13
family yeah yeah for sure but they look
00:57:16
like people that I would hang out with
00:57:18
they look like they're not well where
00:57:20
are they from uh is a garage Punk Bobby
00:57:23
Le named after vocalist
00:57:25
Sam formed after vocalist Sam K moved to
00:57:27
Woodstock New York took a suggestion
00:57:29
from a friend to recruit her new
00:57:31
bandmates cool all right well let's if
00:57:34
anybody can connect us to the Bobby Le
00:57:35
let's link up with them yeah what if we
00:57:37
could get them to play the opening music
00:57:39
for the show that'd be great that'd be
00:57:41
awesome if anybody knows the Bobby Le
00:57:42
please let us know please connect us
00:57:45
yeah because we want to do we want to uh
00:57:47
we want to link up with the Bob Le we
00:57:48
could just reach out to them all right
00:57:50
we got to get your campaign going get
00:57:52
your campaign going being friend get
00:57:54
your campaign going end it with your
00:57:56
campaign you want to do your PSA
00:57:59
okay
00:58:02
asian-americans in this country are
00:58:04
being
00:58:06
attacked
00:58:08
harassed and beaten up frankly in the
00:58:12
streets of America and we we are
00:58:14
American just like any other American
00:58:17
and this needs to
00:58:21
stop that's it yeah I don't remember so
00:58:25
I so please put away your bully clubs
00:58:29
buly golf clubs you know I mean all the
00:58:33
other clubs that could hurt other human
00:58:35
beings to to penetrate their skin and
00:58:38
stop shoving them around concrete right
00:58:40
cuz they they they run our laundry mats
00:58:45
fact right they La run our liquor stores
00:58:48
stores restaurants they run our Sciences
00:58:51
not all of them yeah but they do mostly
00:58:53
mostly Chinese and Japanese yeah yeah
00:58:55
yeah um they run are um NASA some
00:58:58
there's NASA couple NASA not a lot
00:59:01
they've been to space no they run they
00:59:03
run they're they
00:59:05
um they're teachers professors lawyers
00:59:09
Prof doctors doctors for sure doctors
00:59:12
for sure doctors for sure right and
00:59:15
don't beat up a billy club a doctor
00:59:18
don't do that that's not right right and
00:59:20
then say and then they massage where
00:59:22
where else are you going to get your
00:59:24
massages you know what I mean what you
00:59:26
mean your feet are going to be stanky
00:59:28
yeah and and rank if you don't if you
00:59:30
get rid of us so I I Bobby Lee I Bobby
00:59:33
Lee want to stop Asian hate want to stop
00:59:35
Asian hate and I'm supporting I'm
00:59:37
support a a RP yep a
00:59:40
RP yeah for being thank you for being a
00:59:43
bad
00:59:43
[Laughter]
00:59:46
[Music]
00:59:51
friend just have to get my mood um Swit
00:59:53
you're here baby I know I'm in such a
00:59:55
bad mood why put on your headphones so
00:59:57
we can talk cuz I had to get up cuz you
00:59:59
had to get up to come here yeah at 1:00
01:00:01
in the p.m. yeah but I'm still jetl post
01:00:03
meridian it was a week ago you've been
01:00:06
back yeah it doesn't last that long I
01:00:08
don't think well we usually do it around
01:00:10
4 that's all I know we do but it's 1
01:00:11
o'clock you know it's not the end of I
01:00:13
don't go at one you know what I mean how
01:00:15
long does jet lag last a
01:00:18
week uh this says jet lag anywhere last
01:00:20
from a few days
01:00:22
typically one day per time zone crossed
01:00:26
so nine
01:00:27
days it's been just that yeah it's good
01:00:31
to see you Bobby hold on
01:00:36
okay I've uh well we've got some great
01:00:39
news to start out the show while
01:00:40
[Laughter]
01:00:45
[Music]
01:00:50
you're wo
01:00:56
woo
01:00:57
[Music]
