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Hey. Hey. Oh, look at what goes on my feet. Look at what goes on my hand hands and my body. And look what goes on our head.
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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two
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are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. Is that a song? Put me down easy. I don't know the song, but I can when
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he's singing, I can do it. Go ahead. Put me down easy. Start goes, "Put me down easy.
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Put me down easy, baby. Girl, put me down. Down to the street. Down. You guys know who that is? Does anybody know who that is? Yeah, it's Al Green. Is it Al Green?
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No. Damn. Let me guess. It's Al Blue. No. Let me guess. He was sad. Marvin Gay. Marvin Straight.
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No. Damn. I really keep going. Who else is it? Okay. Um, not James Brown. James Black. [Laughter] It's James Black, huh? It's James Black.
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I miss Oh. Uh. Um, you're so close though. You're in the right Oh, you're in the right realm.
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Yeah. Let me see. So, there's Okay, I'll try to imitate his voice for real. Yeah. Yeah. Or I'll do another of his Oh, this Well,
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then it's going to give it away, maybe. Go ahead. Put me down. Oh, I I got it. I got it. I got it. Put
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me down easy, baby. Yeah. Um, I know what Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stevie, not wonderful. Stevie. Stevie. Is it to Stevie Wonder? No, dude.
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You went blind with it. Oh, I kind of did go. Yeah. Yeah. Well, don't go blind with it. Every soul singer does that. No, you want You can't do that one yet.
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Who am I doing? Well, would you want Stevie Wonder? Stevie Wonder? No. Ray Charles? No. Then who? Some guy that's on fire?
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No. No. What if he had No, he's autistic. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What if a What if a blind if a blind artist just stared right into the camera
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with their dead eyes while they played? That would be wild. This whole thing or that guy with the cancer in his eye
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at the store. I saw the cancer eye. Who is that? Who's cancer eye guy? U Alex. There's this kid Alex.
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Stop. Come on, Carlos. There's a kid Alex at the comedy store and he has cancer in his eye. That's awful.
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It's terrible. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I know. Oh, you Alex. Alex. Alex. Okay. Asian Alex. Yeah. Alex. Yeah. I'm I'm I'm not
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thinking. Yes. Right. And then he had a patch over the eye. He's a great kid, by the way. Yeah, he's a great kid. Very funny. And I um
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And I go, uh let me see it. I didn't know he had cancer. I thought he was a pirate.
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I thought he went cuz he goes, "I'm going on a little trip." I thought he was going for He loves eating parrots, but no,
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he ate his parrot and his is hooked, but um he has hooked. But um good old hooked. So I asked I go, "He's awesome. I can I see the cuz I've never seen cancer in the eye.
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Neither have I. Eyeball. And guess what guy? Looks normal. Looks like a regular eye. Looks like a regular eye.
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Can't even tell the difference. Yeah, but I you know I did donate. You got You got to donate for to his thing. What do you mean? Give me the link. I'll
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donate. I don't care. Okay. Did you just give him cash? No, I put a little donate. You what? Let me ask you when you donate.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you lying? You're lying. I could show you. I donated. Give me the link.
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Okay. How much did you donate? That's the most important question that everybody wants to know. Kid has cancer
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of the eye. He's a young comic. He's brilliant. How much? He's also a new father, by the way. He is a new father. So, how much did you give?
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Well, with the cancer, putund bucks for the kid. $100. No, but then with the f with the kid, another hundred. It adds up.
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200. He's Asian. Another 300. 300. Yeah. Um, no. I Let me ask you something. You want to tell me how much
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500? Don't. You did. Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know him that well. I think that's pretty cheapo people.
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Well, I mean, you're not going to give the cancer cap, but if you But if you go to the if you go to the um um um GoFundMe, it shows
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you where you rank. I rank pretty high. Well, yeah, your people are historically cheap. So,
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No, no, but it shows you who donated and I was like amongst the You put your name. You didn't do anonymous.
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No. So, that's why I was going to ask you. I knew you do your No. No. Let me ask you something. You do your name. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something.
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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is our relationship. Let me ask you something. I do anonymous every single
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No, you don't. Yes, I do. Because all right so for an hour I was contemplating I was at the point where it's like do you want to be anonymous or
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not and I weighed I weighed the two right I don't think I number one what did you weigh
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I I'll tell you I don't I didn't know if he liked me that much right so you it's like if I do anonymous he
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doesn't like me that much right so what are what good is that going to do that is a Bobby Lee movie I know but if I then I put my name right
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then it maybe he'll like me more the eyeball will for sure Just to spite you, I'm going to donate more. You really? I'll do I'll do 501
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and I'll dare and I'll write Bobby Lee 2.0. Yeah. Then I'm gonna add another 20 bucks to mine. Fine, I'll keep going. All right.
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This is a competition. Let's do it. But so you say I'll be honest with you, you do anonymous. So of every person at the store that's
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ever knows he's been with me. Every person I've ever donated to that is does a GoFundMe, I always do anonymous. I
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don't want my name on a list. When you donated to Special Olympics, you did it under generous Gary. Generous Gary. Yeah. Generous.
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That's different. You don't know any Special Olympics people. What are you talking about? I'm putting And they all love you. I'm putting on a Special Olympics event
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October 25th here in the Valley if you're in Los Angeles. We're going to announce it officially soon. But we're doing a home run derby competition. You
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can actually dunk Bobby. He's going to be in a dunk tank all day. Yeah. And you're going to have to come out and
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all the money and the proceeds are going to Special Olympics. I'm doing that. Can I say something about special about Special Olympics? Here's what how sad I
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am. Careful now. I'm going to be very careful. Right. I believe even if I claimed I had and I
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and I tried to join the team, I would make it. They'd beat you. I don't think I would make
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Imagine you get picked last on a kickball special team. I know. Or the javelin throw. There's no way.
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No chance. Yeah. What do you think I could? Like if I said, "What event could you compete in?" Well, where do I go? Do I Is there like
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a try out? And would I have to do a voice? Don't do it. I'm not going to do the voice. I'm
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asking. How about this? Can I just go, "Hey, dude. Can I Can I Can I do this? Hey, man. My name is
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Rango. No. Yeah, you kind of look like Rango. All right. Right. Rango Jr. Rango. Who's your dad?
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I don't know, dude. I have no idea. My name is There's no way I'm like the basketball team. I'll say this, though. You know, you
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know what the irony of this is? Your talent and skill is wrestling. They would crush you. Of course, cuz they have hidden
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strength. They do. Yeah, they do. They do. They really do. They're so strong. They do have hidden like their ch like
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chimps have hidden strength. Have you ever you can't say don't do chimps have hidden like you know when you watch I don't think it's hidden planet plant with the chimp you know what I mean you must not you know tangle
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but chimps don't hide it what do you mean when you see a chimp you can tell they're jacked no you can't
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monkeys are jacked chimps have thin arms gorillas gorillas are jacked give me chimp strength yeah chimps don't look like they have strength chimps don't look like that but they're
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probably not as strong as we think a chimp you guys buy a chimp and get it Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've seen the movies or the TV show? What? That TV
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show? Was that the last documentary about the lady? Shrimp crazy. Shrimp crazy. I love that documentary. Me, too. Rip
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that woman. I love when you rip the faces off of white people. My favorite part. Any chimp when they
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rip the face out of white people is my [ __ ] favorite thing. Two things you notice about this. Chimps will chimps have always ripped off white
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people faces cuz we're they're the only ones crazy enough to have one as a And two, I've seen this a lot on TikTok recently.
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Chimps uh Oh, not chimps. I've seen this on TikTok recently. Dog bites. This is like a thing. People like pe dog getting dog bitten on the face. Oh, it's always a white girl. I know. Dogs don't like women.
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Yeah, that's what it is. No, I know. My friend Jenna. You know Jenna? Do you know Jenna? Yeah. She has a score here. And she was bit by
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a pit bull. I'm telling you, dude. Dogs. Oh, well, pit bulls are gentle creatures and they're great dogs, so I shouldn't
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even put just say she got bit by a dog. She got And by the way, she's a She's Hispanic.
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She is. Yes. But she's half half. Oh, he bit the right white half. The white side. You're right. Cuz her
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right side is a little paler. No, dude. You're dude. God, I learned something. Honestly, dude, you're so
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good. You know, um I just Googled today on Chat GBT. Um 29% of all men in their 50s
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are single. 29% of men in their 50s in the United States. In the United States. Yeah.
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You Google on Chip. I chip it. You know what I mean? Are single. Yeah. What does that mean? Yes. Approximately 29% of men in their 50s are single according to a Bowling Green study. Wow.
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Why do you think that is divorce? I don't know. But um or you think it's you think you think
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this is like uh the new trend of men not getting married, not wanting to get married? I mean these these men are uh don't even
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have a significant other. I don't think What do you think? You think if you never get married? If you never get
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married Well, because I'm 53 years old. I've never been married. I don't think I've even been close. What do you mean you've been close? You
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were very close. You lived Well, I never I never asked her to get married. Yeah, but but close meaning like you live together. You shared a family
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together. Like you guys were very close. We were very close. And um I think the next level would have been that.
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100%. Yeah. But it just didn't get there. If you never get married, do you care?
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I'm pondering that right now of like what are the benefits here? You know what the benefits are? Having a
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having a partner there for your highs and for your lows. M because when you're high, you do need
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someone around to calm you down. Yeah. Cuz in this relationship that I'm in now, I did when I was at TSA, you
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know how I go crazy. Mhm. I go apehit crazy at TSA. This guy gets caught with uh
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autoblow. Autoblow pocket [ __ ] through TSA. Yeah. And then when I when they pull it out of my [ __ ] luggage, I go, "Put it
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exactly where you found them." You know, cuz you know how sometimes when they open it up, they'll just like
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re they won't even fold things. Throw it back in. I go, "Exactly the way you found it." And then the way they hold the autoblow,
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I don't like. They hold it like this. Well, how would you like them to hold it? Grip it.
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Grip it tight. Grip it cuz it's clean. Grip it tight. I mean, you know what I mean? They they do this when they pull
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it out of my thing. Right. This is what they do. [Laughter] And they do this face like this. And then I have to explain to them what it is. What do you say when they say, "What is this?
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Poke [ __ ] You're foreign. No. No. I say what? Well, no, I don't say that. I say, um, well, I use it to,
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um, when I when I masturbate. You're that honest. Well, how do you explain this?
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Okay. You're TSA. I'm TSA, right? Right. All right. So, I'm Zip. Zip. Yeah, because you know, we scanned it and there's something in here. Oh, set off the sensor. Yeah. We just don't know what it There's
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something in there. Yeah. No problem. Anyway, and zip zip. Okay. Huh? What in the world? Hm. What? What's in it? What? Disgusting. Oh, maybe my toothpaste is too much. Is
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it too big? What is this? What is that? Good. What? See, I don't know. It's in your bag. Hoop. My buddy. That's my buddy Bobby
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put that in my bag. Oh, what is it? Gross. That is gross. What is it? It's It's It's a um Oh, throw it away.
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Throw it away. Oh, really? It's a bomb. Is that what you would say? No, I'd go I go, "Oh, this my company sells these. I work for Autoblow. My company sells these things."
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What is an autoblow? Uh, it's a It's a masturbation toy for Okay. for older men that So, I'll just put it back.
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Yeah. Exactly the way I found it. No, no, no. You can throw it back. It doesn't matter to me. I have so many. Okay. No, it's actually, you know what it is?
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It's a masturbation toy for men that are in their 50s that are still single. There's 25 still in the United States.
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You would say that? We're doing a lot of research. I would say it's not mine. M it's not that's not mine. Yeah. I love we
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I had a bottle of lube that set off a sensor one time. And what' you say? And because it was too much lube and the
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guy was like can't have a water bottle in there. I was like that's it's not throw it away. What did he do?
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How did he ship? How did he ship all that? Private. What? Private private planes. They don't care. Private planes. That's what
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By the way, imagine though there is one Amazon or UPS driver or somebody that's been dropping off baby oil to him for
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years. Oh wow. You know, one of his buddies, he's like in the truck texting. He's like, "This [ __ ] gets so much from Johnson and Johnson. It's
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unbelievable." Yeah. He's running like a lab on. But you know what? This guy, huh? He also has some at home.
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You know what? If you take some, would you? Just one or two. I mean, there's so many. If 10,000 bottles of Diddy Oil every
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do the picture of it. The picture of all the baby oil is unbelievable. It's it's it's like a shocking amount that they
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found in those in those pictures and messages. Look at that's just one of them. That's just one drawer by his bed.
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Look at that. Look at this bottle. Oh my god, that's so much oil. A thousand bottles of oil. Can I ask you about oil? Baby oil. Can I ask you about oil? Give it to me.
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I have never put oil on a woman. Baby oil ever. I think I have. Why? It slicks you up. You slip sliding all day. I don't like it. And it's safe. It's not going to get and
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it's not going to like I like dry skin. I like I like grip. Grip is good. Oh, that's really
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when it's dry and you grip it. That's showing your age. What? You're going to tear the skin. Really?
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Slick it up. I don't like slick. Look at that. That's in his barber shop. Look at that. Look at the chair. That's a barber chair. That's in his barber
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shop. Wow. Yeah. I've never used baby oil for anything. If you have a baby, then you
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use baby oil. Yeah, but I I assume adult I'm being serious. I actually don't know. I don't have any at the house. Lotion
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that supplements baby oil. I imagine it's the same thing. Baby oil can probably be used. Moisturizer, makeup
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remover. Uh, yeah, it's a moisturizer. I'm sure people use it to remove sticker residue, glue, adhesive, loosen knots.
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Oh. Oh, there's a lot of practicality around the house. Oh, he has a lot of Well, he was going to sailing school.
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He's tying a lot of knots. Really? Tying many knots. You have to It's like a shipyard at his house.
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It is really. Wow. Yeah, but they're shipping shipping humans. They're shipping humans. Yeah. Yeah. But
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um he's going away for the longest amount of time. I I don't know. Absolutely cooked. Look at the picture I just sent to you. My mom just sent me.
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It's my mom's birthday today. Oh, happy birthday, Mom. Happy birthday, mama. Look at me in my little Batman shirt. Do I look like I'm the same guy?
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Oh my. Who's that woman right there? That's my second grade teacher. Wow. Look at how angry you are already.
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Well, she's You know why she's holding And look at who you're staring at. The little Asian kid down there. That's a Mexican boy.
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That's not Look, look. That is Mexican. He's Mexican. Yeah. Wow. But honestly, were you friends with him?
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No. I [ __ ] hated that guy. He look he he loved Mickey Mouse. I couldn't stand him. I was like, "It's like Mickey Mouse from the beginning."
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It's Batman or nothing, dude. Yeah. That Batman shirt, by the way, my mom was like, "You wore that all the time."
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Oh, I loved Batman. Obsessed. Obsessed. I had every little Batman thing. I repeated the movie all the time. Which one? I would Batman one. That's the original. That's the symbol from the original.
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From the Michael Keaton. There is only one Batman. Have we talked about this before?
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We have. And there is only one Batman. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm not gonna get Is there only one Superman? Yes. Christopher Reeves.
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Okay. What are we talking about? Cuz that new kid looks good. It doesn't matter. It's just It's too That movie looks good.
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There's too much CGI for me to enjoy it. I know, dude. Cuz the cuz practical [ __ ] back then they had to do it for real.
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I know. There's one dog [ __ ] CGI piece in Batman one. Or it's not. It's like a
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cutaway to a f when the Joker's falling from the rooftop off the gargoyle. It's It looks awesid.
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I No, no, no, no, no. that he falls on the concrete. In the concrete. All right. Right. Right.
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He's got it in his pocket. Did you like the second one with the Danny DeVito? The Tim Burton. Well, they're both Tim Burton's.
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Burton did both. Yeah. That that imagery, that image of him was burned into my brain as a kid. And that sound.
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Wow. So, he's the best Jack. He was the best Joker. Not even close. Not even close.
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He's not the best. He is. I'm saying it's not even close. this guy and he the character he brought to it and the amount of improv they let
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him do show that he actually like did the character. He wasn't just reading lines.
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Yeah, I'm going to rewatch it. I haven't seen it in 25 years. It's so good. It's there's something about when he's in the museum and
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they're ripping up the museum. Yeah, it's so beautiful and he's he's being funny. It's a comedy. He's making jokes.
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I have to make an argument, too. I thought that not the movie, but Michelle Fefeifer was the best Catwoman.
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So sexy. She was so scary in it, too. A little bit. Oh, she was so threatening. Threatening and just very ominous and dark.
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Yeah. Ominous and dark in that. Everyone in this movie was cast perfectly. What? This Batman, it was the best.
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Wow. It would think about think about the casting. The music. Well, the music the music is the most stunning [ __ ]
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Now, not a lot of minorities though. That's the way we like it, baby. Batman is a bat. Batman's a bat. Oh, that's true. Batman's a bat. That's true. Yeah.
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No, I just I I loved it. so much. My mom sent me that photo today. She was like, "I'm thumbing through old pictures
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getting she was getting emotional and reminiscing because it was her birthday." Oh, by the way, yeah, when I was a kid and seeing the comic
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books, and I've said this a million times, but when I saw Michael Keaton's face through the mask, just his mouth, I
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was like, that's the that's what the mouth looks like on the in in my mind in the cartoons, how that would be as a human.
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What do you mean? I don't I don't get what one thing you just said. Tell me his mouth like that that that that
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looked exactly like the cartoon's mouth to me. Ah, the jaw was incredible. Give me some other jaws of the other
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[ __ ] Batman's, please. I mean, look, let me look at the other jaws. I know because everyone's going to get
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it. The younger generation obviously is going to be like [ __ ] cuz Clooney awful. That's George I see
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George Clooney all day. That suit is terrible. It was one of the worst. How do you get in on in that? That's
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like one solid piece. It's painted on. Yeah, Val was Val was close. Just didn't do
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it. Oh, good chisel, though. But his lips were too too female for me. But here's the like how I want to kiss that guy's lips.
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All right, that's true. Those are too sexy. Exactly. You're right. You can't have hot lips. Those lips are too hot, dude.
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And Chris O'Donnell was like I mean this was like gay porn. This was gay porn. Yeah. So,
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this was gay porn. They play this on loop down in West Hollywood. They play If I was like the Penguin and that Batman was like, "I'm Batman." And I'd
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go, right, I'd already go in for a kiss. I think you want to share a fish. Yeah. So, um I mean, look at how gay that pose is right there. That's still I know. Why
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are they doing that? Can I make an argument about And this is being real. I'm not trying to be funny. Is is that I think the best you have to
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So, with that jawline, I'd be able to see who just based on his jawline who [ __ ] um
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Bruce Wayne. Based on that, I'd be able to look at Bruce Wayne and go, "They have the same jawline." Oh, you'd know right away.
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Do Do you understand what I'm saying? So that that's why that's not good. By the way, the funniest scene could have been is the moment he walked in
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somewhere as Batman, someone goes, "Bruce," right away. Exactly. Could have spoiled the whole Exactly. So I don't think so. Give me a
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jawline where I wouldn't be able to tell between Bruce Wayne and Batman. Which one of them? Yeah.
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Well, probably Affleck. A Let me see. Affleck. Affleck looked like the most unBatman Batman. Look, that looks I kid that
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I don't I wouldn't know if that was um Ben Affleck, maybe. I don't know that that's Ben Affleck. It actually looks the least like him
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outside of the mask. But he looks sad, too, which is I like. Well, because he was thinking about his performance.
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Also, the suit was so insane. It was so thick. This is like the steroids era of baseball and they were like, "We got to juice this guy up.
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He was too big." Oh my god, dude. I watch I went down the biggest Robert Patson. Massive pass. Massive pass.
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Mickey 17. Huh? Oh, no. What? Good. No, I'm saying this this as Batman. Absolutely not. Do you see the movie? No, I'm not interested.
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Did you see the movie? Look at his neck. The movie is He's wearing a collared shirt with a collar up.
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Can you Can you guys admit that movie is good? Yes. I don't care. No, please watch it.
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I cannot. You have to watch. It's so good. And who's that? And And who's that? His lesbian friend. No, that's um Black Catwoman.
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Black Woman? That's black woman, dude. Listen up, Batman. You better watch yourself, Batman.
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That's black woman, dude. What are you doing here, black woman? Yeah. Yeah. You've been laid on You've been laid on
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child support for months, Batman. Yeah. So, black woman. Black woman. Yeah. So, that's So, you never really saw that one. Where is black woman? She's late again.
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That's so funny. I haven't seen it. Yeah, you please watch. I'll watch it here. No. And also when she when I was watching her in the movie, I wasn't like there's black woman.
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I was like, there's Catwoman, right? Okay. So, it's good. I'm going to sing you some music. Yeah.
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Awful. No, you're not. I'm not done. That's awful. Yeah. Yeah. I'll combat that. I'll match that and give do you one better.
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What? Oh, with sound of music. What? Am I talking about watching the sound of music or say it in the mic? No, no, no. That music my music.
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By the way, that set the precedent for every other Batman. No, no, no, no, no. They reuse that in all the Batman.
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If I If I was from a different planet, sing the song again. How long? Wait, wait, what? Let me be an
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alien. Yeah. Wow. Earth is beautiful. I heard about movies. Give me a theme of a
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movie, please. Of music, I mean. Oh, you want m for themes of things? Movies and I will tell you what kind of movie it is.
00:22:33
Brokeback Mountain. No. And what song is that? It's a Nirvana song. Something in the way. Yeah, something in the way.
00:22:44
There's something, right? But that's a stolen song. An original composition. No, no, no. They They You guys know. No, they redo it. They redo it.
00:22:59
This song set the precedent for every other B. You hear that in every movie. Froto, get away from the ledge. That's what it sounds like. Yeah. Get away from the ledge, Froto.
00:23:12
[ __ ] you. Yeah. Yeah. Now, let me ask you another thing. Hold on. Just be quiet. Let me do it. Right. All right. Do it.
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Close your eyes. They're They are closed. [Music] Dude, it's so beautiful. It builds in this way. It's It's like you're watching I closed my eyes for that.
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Queens of the Stone Age. One of my favorite bands. I also like Them Crooked Vulture Vultures. That album is so good. We've talked about you on the show
00:26:46
Behind Your Back very often. Very often enough where our fans are like, "Yes, who cares? Shut up." Um, sometimes what
00:26:53
I do is, you know, if you go to iTunes and you go to um, Queens of the Stone Age, right?
00:26:58
Sure. And they have that animatic like, right, and it has him dancing in it. Yeah.
00:27:03
Sometimes I'll just stare at him dancing. You know what I mean? You're wearing a leather jacket, you're dancing. That's not creepy at all.
00:27:10
Well, you know what? Cuz you're a tall drink of water. Yeah. And you dancing is the cell. They did that on the boomerang. You're talking
00:27:16
about like the loop. Yeah. He'll he'll do it. Yeah. And no matter what song is playing Yeah. Yeah, you're dancing. You're dancing in that thing matches it.
00:27:23
No, that doesn't sound that cool to me. It doesn't. I mean, yeah. Yes, it does. No, I mean, do you choose that or No. Does Apple go, "Hey, look what we got." I I can't watch I can't watch a video or
00:27:36
a thing like that. I I can't I can listen to music, but I can't watch. Yeah. You can't watch yourself dance?
00:27:43
No. Okay. Can you watch yourself dance? Well, I've seen it. Well, here's the thing. I know. Do you want Do you want to see it, though? That's the I mean, yeah. Is it I've seen it, but I don't know if I want
00:27:53
to see myself. All right. Like, it's not not even It's not specifically dance. It's just like
00:27:59
play and moves. Yeah. Play and But because I'm supposed to be funny, it's fine. But he's supposed to be sexy and
00:28:06
cool. Yeah. But his stance is sex. It's going to be sexier. It's going to be sexier than your dancing hair. Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing I can do
00:28:12
that's going to dance as cool or even guitar moves. It's all in the hips. Yeah, it is. You know that realization
00:28:18
when I was 13, I went to the the eighth grade prom and all those boys were sort of holding
00:28:24
up the wall. Yeah. You know, and I wanted so bad to dance with Sheree Dunham. And we love a Sheree Dunham. Yeah. Who do you over there? That one's yours right there. I feel like I feel like they also love a
00:28:36
Shar. Yeah. Yeah. You like Sheree Dunham, don't you? I love Shere Dunham. And and then all the girls were dancing in the center of the thing and I said,
00:28:42
"Fuck it. I'm going to I'm going to do this." And I said, "Come on." I tried to get someone to go with me, right?
00:28:47
The girls were dancing and I just said, "Fuck it." And I just started shimming out there and I probably looked about
00:28:55
as, you know, stupid ridiculous lame as you could look. Yeah. Right. You know, you committed,
00:29:01
but I was It was too late. Yeah, you're right. I You can't go back. No, you got to go deeper.
00:29:06
Yeah. So, I went deep and I the Sheree and these girls, they're all dancing together. They turn around, they start laughing,
00:29:12
but it was like a cute kind of giggle and it was and I and I kept So I just added more to it like, "Hey,
00:29:18
I think I even I I I'm probably lying about this part, but who cares? Let's say I was I'm pointing around." Yeah.
00:29:26
Yeah. There's Germany. That's South America. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Antarctica. Wait, that's
00:29:32
wherever that is. Well, whatever science says it is. Yeah. And and I went out, but I realized their
00:29:38
laughter was like uh like they started saying, "Come out here." Yes. Yes. And ever since then, I was
00:29:44
always like, "I'm I'm God damn it. I'm gonna I'm gonna dance." Who was your Who was your Sheree Dunham?
00:29:50
Mine? Yeah. Who was yours? My Shere Dunham was um I can tell you. Well, I'm going to say something. What? Why you I got one on the tip of my tip. No, I got one. Megan Stallard.
00:30:00
Mine's a Megan, too. Yours is Megan brisket. Megan Stallard. And I'll tell you, she never did anything with me. No. Yeah.
00:30:05
Neither did mine. But I'll tell you what song came out. What? When I found out that she Didn't like me.
00:30:10
Nothing compared to you by Conor. What a song. And I remember I had a [ __ ] Honda Civic.
00:30:16
Sure you did. Yeah, that makes sense. Well, I'm Korean. That math though. What? Well, you didn't have a Hyundai.
00:30:22
And they didn't have it back. They didn't have it. But I would have been in a Hyundai. You would if they had it. Oh, you would have You would have country committed.
00:30:28
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You would have You have to Are you Yeah. You have to country commit. You have to. Yeah. Yeah. as as an Asian, they have
00:30:35
to. It's really weird if they don't. Yeah. So, anyway, um and when Nothing Compared to You came out.
00:30:41
So good. I love sinking into sad music. Oh, yeah. I do, too. Do you? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me. That's what it's for.
00:30:47
Yes. Yeah. It's for Especially it's it's for all that stuff when you you don't know how to say how you're feeling or you or
00:30:53
you're unwilling to try and like nothing compares to you. That song. Oh, yeah. You got to be kidding me with that song. Yeah. I don't know what some of it means. Like Bubba.
00:31:03
Oh yeah. Bubba. Who's Bubba? It's not Bubba. What is it? It says mama. What? Really? Yeah. It's not Bubba. Bubba would be like someone. Wait, wait, wait. It's got to be Bubba.
00:31:16
It's mama. It's mama. It is. So you think Wait, I just want I I need to ask a question. Wait, wait, wait. I need to ask a question. All I You think you you thought until now it was
00:31:29
all the flowers that you planted Bubba. Now I want an answer. That's what I thought it was. Oh my god. Because you thought Bubba was just some hill planted. Bubba. That's what I thought it was. And in my
00:31:41
mind always I'm like Bubba must have been the boyfriend of the guy that her No. No. That's the gardener.
00:31:48
Bubba the gardener. Bubba the gardener. Planted all the flowers in the overalls. All right. Your flowers
00:31:54
are done. Oh, you've never done that where you thought the lyric was one thing and now I do it all the time. I just I'm just
00:32:00
focusing on you right now. We're [ __ ] with you. All right. Thank you, Josh, for correcting me. It's mama. I like But my
00:32:06
I think it was very It's very cute that you thought that it was Bubba. Thank you. Because mama would have been a logical
00:32:12
jump. Easy. But you're like, "Fuck all that [ __ ] I'm going to Bubba's house." Bubba's house, baby.
00:32:17
Well, she's Irish. I thought Bubba was a term in Ireland. Yeah. Yeah. Hey there, Bubba. Have a drink with me. Bubba, I I'm I'mrish and I and I I can tell you
00:32:28
that Bubba Bubba's not a thing. It says by Chenado Connor, but it's not. It's written by Prince. It's by Prince. Yes.
00:32:34
What is that? What's wrong? Why is it That's some Wikipedia [ __ ] right now. [ __ ] up. That's how you know not to trust whatever the [ __ ] Maybe it is
00:32:41
Bubba. Oh, maybe it is. See, it is Bubba. These lyrics are wrong. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. I knew that Prince wrote it.
00:32:46
You did. Maybe it was like a an urban thing. No. What's up, Bubba? Yeah, I like music. We sung the song before you came in. I didn't even get to talk about the the song.
00:32:57
Oh, yeah. But it's called Put Me Down Easy. And it's by Is it about a dog? Uh, sing it. Sing it to see if Josh knows what it is. That's insane. Am I going to [ __ ] sing in front of him? No. Sing it
00:33:08
in front of him. Sing it. Guys, don't fight over me. I'll go to Christmas. But look it up. This is what's
00:33:13
fascinating about it because when I first heard the song, I was It's a great song. It's beautiful. I like soul songs
00:33:19
that sound happy but are sad. That's one of my favorite things. So the music and the melody's kind of
00:33:24
uplifting, but then you read the words and you go, it's dark as [ __ ] I love it. So this song was written by Elsie Cook, none
00:33:30
other than Sam Cook's brother. Don't make it rougher and don't make me suffer. Put me down easy. Put me down easy. That's hard.
00:33:37
It's such a beautiful It's the It's like, you know, that's begging for mercy. And honestly, things like mercy,
00:33:44
those topics are the things I love the most to sing about. Yeah. Cuz they're so tragic, fragile,
00:33:52
so you know, and real though. They're so Yeah. Everyone you hear that every It's a universal feeling of like when you're
00:33:58
going to get broken up with or someone's going to go away in your life, you like the feeling, you know, that's coming. Oh
00:34:04
my god. Everyone's felt that. I don't care who you are, where you from, what you've done. And so, yes, this is the kind of [ __ ] I'll cry to if I really
00:34:10
want to get hit. Yeah, I like about Mercy, too. You are. You're a Mercy. Mercy, too. Yeah. Josh, is it Let me ask you, is it hard
00:34:16
to write lyrics? No, I mean, no, because I mean, imagine all the albums. Hold on one second. Right. Did everyone just have a flashback to Chris Farley talking to Paul McCartney?
00:34:28
When you write songs, is it songs that you write when you write them? Are they songs? That's what you just said. No, that was a legit. I think it was a
00:34:34
legit. Nah, [ __ ] him. You suck. Shut up. No, that's no joke. Get a real question. What I'm saying?
00:34:39
Is it hard to write jokes? Yes. That's an annoying question. Oh, all right. No, but I I I the reason I actually like
00:34:46
this question. Don't do this. Don't do this. Let me Can I rephrase it? No, you don't need to. Okay. Thank you, Josh.
00:34:52
I think I think [ __ ] you, dude. You don't humil I'm a [ __ ] a fan. You're okay. Yeah. All right.
00:34:57
All right. I think it is extremely difficult sometimes. I find it I find it challenging because I would like to say something especially as the years go on. I really want to say something
00:35:09
vulnerable in sort of in words that are kind of juicy and colorful and economical like I wanted to and some
00:35:15
things are actually hard. Sometimes you write words or you write jokes that you're like ah can I actually say this?
00:35:22
We we do that we say it we just will say it unfortunately. Unfortunately, yeah, all the [ __ ] time, you know, I I I'm
00:35:28
I'm cuz I want to say something and and I actually want someone to I want a certain group of people to be annoyed or upset by what I've said. Oh, yeah. All right. In in the manner in which you say it,
00:35:40
you know. Yeah. Well, how about this? Tell me. It was a good question. I'm just teasing. I love you. That's okay. I let it go.
00:35:46
Okay. This is artist This is artist selfstroke stuff, but I do want to know in your opinion whether or not it was
00:35:52
the like universally received in that way. what's the song that you wrote that you're like that's the best song I've
00:35:57
ever written where you're like it's no doubt and people like there's jokes we talk about this sometimes comics will write a joke and it's not our best joke to them right
00:36:04
but I'm like that's so I love that joke and they may think it's they think another thing is funnier you know
00:36:09
I think you get familiar with something and so you're and you're I mean I'll it's not exactly the answer to what you're saying but our our biggest song No one knows I don't get sick of playing
00:36:20
that ever and I find that annoying when when people uh are say, "Well, we're not
00:36:28
going to play this anymore." I I think it's somehow I love our audience, even though I hate
00:36:34
groups of people, you know, I I Yeah. You know, I get it. We can't [ __ ] stand these guys in the window. I'm just highly suspect of not just them. Yeah.
00:36:46
But Yes, them. And and but I I'm highly suspect of of groups of people, you know. They're dangerous. I it's it feels like the mob. Yeah. And and and I know that we're asking for
00:36:57
groups of individuals, which doesn't make any sense, you know. You know, I would like a bunch of But I
00:37:02
would like a few people from each click. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like we just played in Madison. Do you ever go to Madison to do shows?
00:37:09
Love Madison, Wisconsin. [ __ ] love. It's one of the best cities ever. It's one of the best cities in America,
00:37:14
hands down. And our audience is so bananas. It was like a grandpa, the grandson.
00:37:20
[ __ ] goth girls. [ __ ] love go and then you know like tweakers, bikers, hippies. Yeah. You know like uh you know college kids
00:37:31
such it was such a like a hometown buffet. Yeah. Oh wow. You know. Yeah. And and and I just thought, "Oh my god, we're this is this is the type of group I like." Perfect. You know, it's like a picking
00:37:42
of all of the people. So I have a couple of dumb questions I can ask before I forget. No, but no, no.
00:37:47
for for Josh. I have a couple of questions if I may I've been thinking about. Okay.
00:37:52
Uh if I may, they're dumb questions. It's going to be better than the writing one that questions. It was an intro question.
00:37:58
Right. So, um starting. So, um when All right. So, when Come on, let me I want to be cool, dude.
00:38:05
Yeah, you're doing it. So, you're doing great. When you're playing Austin City Limits with um um Them Crooked Vultures. Yeah.
00:38:11
And you're with Gro and what's Bonham? Is that his last name from the Led Zeppelin? John Paul Jones.
00:38:16
Paul Jones. That's John Bonham. Yeah. John Paul John Paul Jones, right? You're on stage, right? In your head, do
00:38:23
you know who you're on stage? I mean, do you get nervous around John Paul Jones? He's a legend.
00:38:29
It's It's funny because, you know, you're sitting on the bus and Dave's telling a story and then you realize it's about Nirvana and then uh and then
00:38:39
Jones is telling story and and you realize it's about Led Zeppelin. It's the That's the only other band he's been
00:38:45
in. Wow. That's interesting. It's insane. And uh and then it sort of comes to me
00:38:50
and I was like, well, I've been arrested. In fact, in fact, on the second day, on the second day of the them crooked vulture session, I was, it was the first
00:39:04
day of recording, you know, I didn't know Jones well. Um, and this is how we got very close was u
00:39:12
I was driving home in Burbank. My studio was in Burbank at the time and uh the Burbank police call themselves the Cowboys. They do, which is kind of gay, but whatever.
00:39:24
So gay. You're under a wrap. Like, well, he told me in the back of the squad, he's like, "We call ourselves the Cowboys." And I just told him, I was like, "That's the gayest thing I've ever
00:39:34
seen." And and I I don't care, but I'm just saying, "Guess what it is. I don't care." Yeah. You know, um any any hoodles? Uh, I'm driving home and I had uh a Magnum.
00:39:47
Remember the Dodge Magnum that looked like a wagon? It's such a [ __ ] great car. Anyways, so I'm driving home and I
00:39:52
get pulled over cuz I guess I had put the wrong sticker on registration. I switched the
00:39:59
registration. So, I had two car and he starts getting me out and cuffing me for illegal registration. He to he's like I'm gonna I'm gonna Yeah. I at the time I didn't know that when someone
00:40:11
says I'm gonna detain you for my safety that I could have been I could have said there's no [ __ ] way, you know.
00:40:17
Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] you. I didn't do anything, dude. And I had, you know, I had some Vicodin on me, but I had a script. I I had a
00:40:23
back injury. I had But they were just tucked in my coin pocket. And so he took me to jail and I was
00:40:29
like, "You're making a mistake here. You know, you're making a mistake." And and he's like, "No, I'm not. We call ourselves the Cowboys." And that's when
00:40:35
I that's when I made it worse. Right. What what did you do? I just told him that was the gay super gay. Right.
00:40:42
Right. And then and I was like, "Why do I care what you call yourselves?" He's like he's like, "Wait till you see
00:40:47
us ride horses and suck each other's dicks." And then and then he was like as he was driving, I said, "Uh" he said, "Don't I
00:40:55
know you from somewhere?" And I was like, "I don't know what you know." You know, like No, that's that's when you drop who you
00:41:00
are. And no, but that makes me feel like [ __ ] I I just can't do stuff like that. That's not my way. Wait, would you do you think I would say
00:41:07
something? Would you would you Yeah. Yeah. Do you think I would say something? Would you
00:41:12
Would you say the first words out of his mouth? I'm a comedian. Um uh it's me. It's Bobby Lee. I'm
00:41:20
That's what it is. Right away within seconds. He would boys. You know what I would Look at the window. Look at the window.
00:41:26
You know you would. Oh, you know what I've done out the window. Oh, you know what I've done? And I want to tell you what I've done, Josh. Okay. I don't give a [ __ ] Okay. when like for
00:41:33
instance if I don't have my ID right at an airport I go I'll just say Google me he does that he does that often
00:41:39
does it work oh yeah it does okay well then why couldn't you have done that just Google my name
00:41:45
I I I just I'd rather go to jailrison rather go to jail what I'm saying that's what I'm saying
00:41:50
why your pride he has dignity that's not dignity that's not dignity that's dumb but then he says to me he goes don't I recognize you from somewhere else I don't know what you know you know
00:42:01
such a combative statement So come at it. Yeah. Yeah. And and and he said, "Are do you play music?" And I said, "Yeah." And he was
00:42:07
like, "Why didn't you tell me?" And I was like, "Cuz I didn't know you were a [ __ ] [ __ ] you know, that would like I'm already arrested. It's too late.
00:42:14
What are you going to do?" Double arrest. But he still took you to prison. Oh yeah. Oh my god. I The night in
00:42:20
Burbank and that there was this like heavy set Mexican guy which was kind of bullying these other people around. He
00:42:26
wanted to lay down on the on the He wanted to lay down and everyone else to stand up. So I just sat down on the and he moved this kind of
00:42:36
little scrawny kid that was clearly a tweaker. Yeah, trust me, I know. And and uh and uh he so and and I said, "Why don't you just chill out, you
00:42:50
know?" And then he got up and he was a pretty heavy set dude and he said some [ __ ] to me. So I just said, "What are you going to do? Like hit me with your fat. I don't know what you're going to Oh my god, Josh. What the fuck?"
00:43:03
And then escalate escalate. Escalate. Why? But he wasn't cuz he was not scary. He's
00:43:09
just hungry. Also, he was being a [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. He was bullying this kid. I was like, "Let him sit down."
00:43:14
But it's your size at 5'4. You can't do that. You're the guy he was bullying he's
00:43:19
talking about. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was like, "Get up." And you were like, "No problem." Yeah. That's okay. Go ahead. Well, I wouldn't have let that h I mean,
00:43:25
I'm not, you know, I'm not a tough guy, but I was just like, "This is ridiculous." And we're in here. What are you going to do?
00:43:30
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know. Okay. And then this window opens and this really gnarly looking gal, she was like,
00:43:38
"I will mace both of you if you move." And I was like, "I believe you." You know, like I don't not believe you right now. I know you're saying stuff and I hear
00:43:51
this stuff and I'm interested in what you're saying. Yeah. And so I just didn't move and uh and he
00:43:59
looked at me and he was like he said under his breath and so I just blew him a kiss and and everyone got to sit down.
00:44:05
Oh my god. But it was a and you know we ate baloney sandwiches and talked about times. It
00:44:11
was it was fine. It all worked out. It when was this was this the first night of the
00:44:17
vultures recording session. So then I go into the recording session the next day and I've been up all night. Jones is
00:44:24
there, Dave's there. And I walk in, I'm a little disheveled in the same clothes because I wasn't going to I didn't want
00:44:30
to be late. So proper. Well, I like [ __ ] the Cowboys. I will be on time. Well, that's the you know, I just I don't know. That's that's me though. I I
00:44:43
So I go there and Joan says, "What happened?" And I said, "I'm I just got out of jail." And he goes, "Oh." Like
00:44:50
this on clutching his pearls. And he goes, "Oh." And I thought he was going to be a little disgusted. He's
00:44:56
like, "Oh, let me make some tea. Tell me all about it." And I realized that he made me tea. I
00:45:01
realized he's kind of a goth dude himself. He's like a little bit of a dark lord. Wow. And the wilder I got, the more he was
00:45:08
like, I love you. Wow. Which was good. Earl Grey, English preface. English breassus. Now, my favorite guy is the Do you have Do you put milk in your English breath
00:45:20
kiss or or do you have Okay, you know what, guys? I I needed a line reading. Sometimes when I act, I [ __ ] up the line
00:45:27
and they give me another shot. I'll just take English breath kiss or English breakfast. If I'm honest, my my little son always
00:45:34
said breath kiss. So, I say breath kiss no matter what. No matter what happened. That was not that was not me.
00:45:39
Thank you, Josh. That you don't you know. Yeah, I have other questions. Swearies. Yeah, that I memorized.
00:45:45
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00:48:24
were. Google me and then you could have had a nice sleep. If No, but that's not I just I look I
00:48:32
feel really Maybe I'm the Am I the weird one? No. I Am I the weird? Be honest. Am I the
00:48:37
weird one? To each his own. Okay, thank you. I think to each his own. I I just I just
00:48:42
never planned to be doing this this long and I feel like someone's going to ring my doorbell and say,
00:48:48
"Yeah, the music's done. It's over." And and I I would be like I I would say I would say that was a really long time though. Yeah. And then I would grab my [ __ ] and I would get out of there.
00:48:59
We we we talk about every day I say are we done yet? Yeah. Or you know what sometimes I'll say I go
00:49:07
I think we're I'm done and I I kind of look at my assets and go where can I go? Is this about showing your assets again?
00:49:14
No no it's not about my [ __ ] Dude I do not want to see it. No you'll never see it. One day you will. No. When we get closer you will I'm
00:49:19
going to see it. I think you will. I want to see it. I don't want to see it now. He will if you want it. No, I want it prepped. I I don't want to
00:49:27
be too judgy, but I want it prepped. Should we get it Should we get it over with and just do it now? Yeah. Okay,
00:49:32
we just do it now. So, we get it over with. Is it kind of prepped? What? Is it kind of prepped? It's not. It's a little dirty, but
00:49:38
Hold on. Let me get my glasses. Hold on. Let him put on his glasses. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. So, we got He didn't even get to put on his
00:49:43
glasses. You know, I'm no doctor. I'm no doctor, but also I'm not a doctor. All right. So, I have my other question is this nurse. Yeah, you're right. Maybe if
00:49:55
I was arrested, I shouldn't bring up my name. No, you will. I know you you would in a heartbeat, but that's okay. That's And if you're jailed, don't show your
00:50:02
[ __ ] Don't do that. Okay. All right. Don't do that. Just eat the baloney sandwich. Okay. Okay. Just eat the baloney sandwich.
00:50:07
Keep things straight. All right. So, yeah. Just eat it and be quiet. My second My second question would be, Eat it and be quiet is a great
00:50:13
Eat it and be quiet. What a great thing to say in a general sense. Yeah. Eat it, be quiet. Yeah. My second question would be
00:50:20
because I've been following you for a very long time. I saw you outside my house. Yeah. And um I noticed over the years you've
00:50:28
always been around comedy cuz I remember back in the day I used to see you at Largo. Yeah. You mean on Monday nights and stuff,
00:50:33
right? So you've always surrounded yourself with comedy, you know what I mean? I see you at the store. I see you
00:50:39
at clubs and stuff. What is it about comedy that you that you're like you're a huge fan obviously?
00:50:45
Yeah. I I you know when I was uh when I was nine in that year which I was nine I
00:50:50
saw two separate shows of the desert and I saw my my old man were with my grandparents. No one ever swore in my
00:50:58
family you know around each other and my dad was like George Carlin is funny right. Wow.
00:51:03
And I was like I don't I don't know. I'm nine. I think it was rhetorical. Yeah. Yeah. But I I got a this giant yellow looked like I won a golf tournament, men's jacket that they loan to you. So
00:51:16
here I was like a small child in an adult man's world and we had great seats like third row. Wow. Wow. You know, and it was it was tables back then and I saw Fred Travalina or was it
00:51:32
Fred or Judy Tanuda? Judy open for George Carlin. Wow. and and it changed my life because I realized all in this moment that talking
00:51:42
about things that hurt and are difficult and laughing about it that gallows humor
00:51:47
and you know George was as I don't have to tell you anything but his use of language like you know get on the plane
00:51:55
Mr. Carlin, [ __ ] you. I'm getting in the plane. Leave that for the daredevils. That that twisting of words
00:52:01
and using them correctly. Yeah. And the notion of being a good communicator. We're talking it's important. It's so
00:52:08
hard to be understood and to understand someone in this life. It's so fleeting. And so being a good communicator and
00:52:14
being good with your words start really meant something to me from that moment forward, you know. And also I saw Rodney
00:52:21
Dangerfield with Fred Travalina opening and Ronnie got booed off stage. Now I had never I didn't know that that was possible that the crowd could be like [ __ ] this. Yeah,
00:52:33
that that's enough of this. Yeah. And and chase you off stage. It's your [ __ ] show. Yeah. But he was doing the same stuff which I had grown up with watching Carson and
00:52:45
you know Yeah. And um when that was happening, how did you feel when he was being booted off? I was scared. I was scared because I was
00:52:51
little and I and I thought, "Oh my god, something's going to h what's what does it mean? What does this mean?" And I I
00:52:57
think that's why I've always had an attack um style with the audience. It's softened over the years, but I grew up on Iggy Pop and all this stuff where concerts were scary.
00:53:09
You know, you go to punk rock shows, they're scary. That's that mob thing you were talking about, though. It is very much like I
00:53:14
just did a show last night and it's a lot. It was a lot of people. 19,000. It wasn't my show.
00:53:20
[ __ ] great though. 19,000 people. Well, Shane Gill is shout out to Shane, not me. But I popped up on his show. But
00:53:26
you do have a moment. You're prepared. We've been doing it for a long time. Was that in town? No, it was in San Jose.
00:53:31
But you feel you're like prepared for it. You're excited to do your [ __ ] But there is a second that you get on stage and you see all those people and you're like, "Yeah, they can turn on you." Yeah,
00:53:42
they if if they're if you're not, you have to be on your toes leaning into them and they have to be on their heels.
00:53:48
So, I got booed off a stage in front of 16 17,000 people where in San Jose, not during your show last night. But yeah, what are the chances? I don't remember that at all.
00:53:59
Like, why is that even a real thing? It was probably like 15 years ago. It was community in it. Big Asian community
00:54:06
there, too. Yeah. But but this show was called the Dog House Comedy Jam. That's all Asians. No. And it was um Chappelle, Cat
00:54:13
Williams, was a food thing. Carlos Mensia and I So Leslie Jones when she was young
00:54:19
was before me and she jumped off the stage and she dry humped of like a 16-year-old white kid in the audience.
00:54:26
That's your bit. [Laughter] Not with her butthole. And you could hear you could hear the walls shaking shaking. Oh, she's crushing. She was crushing that hard, you know.
00:54:38
Yeah. And I looked at when someone's hard to follow. Yeah. Yeah. I looked at Jeff Wills, you know, I mean, the guy, you know, I mean, at
00:54:44
Live Nation, and I go, "You think it's going to go well for me? Cuz I don't think so." Right. Right. And he goes, "You'll be
00:54:49
fine." 2 minutes in, they just booed me off stage. I And then I started doing gibberish. I started going, "I got Right." And then I literally just turned
00:55:00
around. I started cry like starting a Honda. Yeah. Yeah. And I walked off stage and in still to this day I don't know what I
00:55:12
did wrong. You didn't do anything. I think it was just doomed from the beginning. Well, some things can only get so high
00:55:18
and then they must drop off the cliff. That's right. We played um what's it called? Neil Young had this
00:55:24
thing bridge school benefit and and the request is everyone must play acoustic. That's fine. Yeah. Happy with that.
00:55:31
Two night it's two nights in a row. Play the first night. Killed it. Had a blast. And then the the second night the lineup
00:55:38
changed and the person playing in front of us directly asked for that slot because they wanted to play and leave but they wanted it to be dark. They wanted it to be nighttime.
00:55:49
Oh, right. Can you name this person? The person was Tom [ __ ] Weights. Wow. So I and I said, "Okay,
00:56:00
that sucks." Yeah. And I love it when people try to reassure you that don't know what
00:56:06
they're talking about. Oh, it's gonna be fine, man. You That sounds like you on the
00:56:13
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's coming? And I And I was like, I I foolishly watched him play as well.
00:56:19
And he's going, he starts a song, then he'll be like, you know, I'm only he'd stop. I'm only doing this cuz I owe Neil
00:56:26
money. You know, it's like a comedy routine, a show. vail all wrapped up into one [ __ ] enormous dill don't because I
00:56:38
don't want to follow that. Yeah. How long did you have to do it for the set? Too long. It was It was probably like 40
00:56:45
minutes, but I think we kept Wow. You know, you closed it. We kept No, we were, you know, there was
00:56:51
We were like second from the top or third from the top or something. And after us was Crosby Steels's Nash and
00:56:56
Young. Holy where it was like we were the the cream filling in a a terrible cream filling in the double stuff from hell that was just not
00:57:07
what am I supposed to do? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I just, you know, Oh, so even you guys have bad. We're playing
00:57:13
deep cuts, you know. I I got to play something different every night. I can't [ __ ] I
00:57:18
can't I can't I'll [ __ ] lose it. And so we can't play what killed the night before.
00:57:24
That's cuz that's the night in case there's repeat. There could be five repeat people and I'm like, well, they need to
00:57:29
see something else, you know? And I I I actually I love insurmountable odds, you know. So that's why we're not really a metal band. We're not really an alternative band, but but I'll
00:57:41
play any I'll play anywhere, especially if I'm not supposed to be there. Do you even more even more uh titilating to be where you're not supposed to be a little bit? Yeah.
00:57:51
Or or doing something, you know, like last night, Chris Okconor, you know, my [ __ ] my boy. Yeah. He, you know, he
00:57:57
knows that when he does this joke, and I'm not doing I'll never I don't want to do somebody else a joke, but he knows
00:58:03
when he does it, they're going to be pissed off because at the core of it, he says it's very brilliantly written, but
00:58:09
he says in some way or another that like it's a [ __ ] Trump, a little bit of a [ __ ] Trump thing, but he knows that that
00:58:15
audience is going to boo him, right? And 19,000 people did, but he's smiling and it's [ __ ] unreal. Wow. It was the funniest. I think it's
00:58:26
powerful. Oh, it was so rad cuz he's cracking up. He's laughing audly as they're booing
00:58:31
and then it in turn made them laugh after because he's enjoying. No, it's it was perfect. I told him I
00:58:38
was like, "Dude, that's the [ __ ] coolest shit." Cuz he was like, "Yeah, you're going to be mad at this." And then he goes into it and I'm thinking,
00:58:44
"Oh, he's just going to tell this, you know, tell this this joke, this good joke." But then when he starts taking the shots cuz he just wants to he wants
00:58:51
to feel the thing, right? Well, I think this is why I'm to your original question, I think this is
00:58:56
why I love comedy so much. And I I look at it as it's it's really it's it's the you know
00:59:04
the gallows humor about the philosophy and difficulties of life, right? And and so I I see this value. I love the sort
00:59:11
of comedy renaissance that's been happening for all you guys have done so well, you know, because I think it's
00:59:17
it's important that this is big and is a feature and it's it's such a different night out, too, just going out to something like that. I like to be a fan of things. I like to
00:59:28
love the things I love and just enjoy them. And and I I always would go to Largo because I was doing I'd be the only
00:59:34
musician doing benefits with a bunch of comedians. Wow. Yeah. you know, um because I don't I don't take myself that seriously. I take what I do seriously, but I don't really that means I don't
00:59:45
need to take myself seriously, you know, and so um I just think uh and I think a
00:59:51
lot of you know, so I' I've known a lot of comedians for a lot of years, you know, and I think there's a little
00:59:56
overlap. I know a bunch of comedians that want to be musicians, you know. Oh my god. Yeah. Some of them are some of them are
01:00:01
good. Well, how about this? Every this is a bad theory. I'm not going to articulate it well, but every comic wishes they
01:00:08
were a rock star and every rockstar kind of has a little comic in them. It's like they have this weird crossover and you
01:00:14
see it when you go to Largo cuz a lot of times there was pairing with comics musicians. Well, you you I've been in bands. You've
01:00:19
never been in a band. I I I was I played with friends, but we were never a band when I played when we
01:00:24
were young, but I was we were so bad. We were like, we can't show anybody this. I'm not kidding. We literally shout out Adam Nicholas. We should go to his we should go to his mom's house. And I was
01:00:34
like, we were so [ __ ] bad. We just didn't care. Yeah. Because we weren't doing it. We didn't
01:00:40
want to make music because we were going to go show it to somebody. But isn't that the key though? I think, you know, music is interesting because
01:00:46
it's a bit like bowling. Like you don't need to be good to enjoy it. Yeah. Just doing it. It was just fun. We thought it was fun.
01:00:53
But we were very self-aware because my mom sometimes would be like, "Are you guys still practicing?"
01:01:00
I was like, "Yeah, we're jamming." She's like, "That's cuz she wanted you to stop." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was very honest.
01:01:06
Stop practicing. What if we didn't have drums here anymore? Yeah. My dad was My dad was actually
01:01:11
very rad. They were both rad about it. But my dad didn't give a [ __ ] He was like, "Whatever, dude. [ __ ] smack the [ __ ] out." He didn't He couldn't care
01:01:17
less. I think when you're doing that, you're not doing something else. Well, we weren't doing drugs and getting in trouble. Yeah.
01:01:22
Well, we were doing drugs and playing music, but we weren't getting arrested. I I think because I was doing all those
01:01:28
things until a couple years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that that um it is certainly like a
01:01:34
healthy exit strategy. And and honestly, you know, in my family, it's like uh when something
01:01:40
difficult would happen, it would be like we'll cry and be upset later, but we don't have time for that now. There's things to do. And I I respect that and I
01:01:47
appreciate that. Um uh that's Irish, by the way. That's Irish in a nutshell. That's Irish.
01:01:53
We'll cry about that when everybody's dead and gone. Yeah. First, we got to bury this body. There's no time for that [ __ ] There's no time to cry,
01:01:58
right? And so I turn out the lights so everyone can conspire, make out, [ __ ] party, hang, do whatever. And and because I think escapism is a devalued commodity.
01:02:10
So these things where they're under the guise of escapism, but you're really getting these lyrics that are vulnerable and real or you're getting comedy that's about something real that you should be
01:02:23
thinking about. this is the way to the spoonful of sugar that makes the medicine go down to me. And so I think escapism should be elevated, you know?
01:02:34
Yeah. That escapism is pretty powerful. I mean, I you say it so profoundly, but like I do love the biggest pet peeve for
01:02:41
me. I mean, we talk about it is when there's a lot when there's light in the room, I really get a little shaky.
01:02:47
Yeah. And so, like I just shot a special and one of the biggest things that we had to deal with was the lighting. It was lighting. And so, uh,
01:02:54
but is it the same when the 19000? Cuz it's the spots of the thing. Oh, we pitched. I mean, again, that's
01:02:59
Shane's show. So, like his lighting package was whatever he wanted, but it's it's what I would have done, too. It's like it was it was Are you okay?
01:03:05
No, you guys, you know, I've never done I'm doing a special too for Hulu. Not this is his first one. Why? Why?
01:03:12
Because I'm doing it now. I'm doing it now. Yeah. Okay, that's Yeah. Yeah. Josh, I'm doing it now.
01:03:17
It was just a Y. Yeah. And it's called Finally. I didn't mean to. My special is going to be called Finally. Yeah, that makes sense.
01:03:22
A great name. I can't believe you're announcing this. So, I'm now because I'm now lighting. There goes my album title.
01:03:28
That's it. You know, I shouldn't have [ __ ] told you. I know. I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
01:03:35
So, um So, I'm learning now about what I want. I I think I want it dark, but I also want the audience around me.
01:03:42
You want to be surrounded. I kind of want them there. Sure. You know what I mean? Where I'm kind of in in a theater. Can you do that?
01:03:48
Yeah, of course. You can do whatever you want. set up in the middle. There's places you could Yeah. Yeah. where I can just have them
01:03:54
stacked around me as well. Yeah. Well, but there's also some of these specials like Maria Bamford, some of her
01:04:00
stuff where it's so small or Sarah's done something at Largo that was really tiny, too.
01:04:05
Maria did her parents' house one time. I mean, it was in her mom's living room. I [ __ ] love her. I just Me, too. I've
01:04:11
never mental illness on display in such a beautiful way. Yeah. And the voices. Yeah. She's incredible. She's [ __ ] incredible. As a musician, are you afraid of AI?
01:04:22
I I I don't use AI and I today I heard the guy from Google, the head guy from Google AI quit and he had this it really bummed me out. Normally I'm dump get
01:04:34
bummed out by things like this. Yeah, but this already sounds like it's going to be a bummer. It's a It's a bummer. It's a bummer. It's a bummer because he got scared of
01:04:41
the future and he was Yeah. And he was he was like, "We're now the second smartest thing on the planet. We made this algorithm and it knows how
01:04:47
to solve things we don't understand. And he said something like 150 million people need to die to turn it off. I was
01:04:53
like, "Holy fuck." And I don't norm Well, let's go through which country could die, I guess. 15. Well, I was like, "Do we start in
01:05:00
Fresno? I don't know. Not California." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I actually like Fresno, too. Yeah, I do too.
01:05:06
Yeah. There's a great theater there with a good audience. Trying to think of a place where we How do we get rid of 150?
01:05:11
Where are you playing? San Diego. San Diego. No, no. San Diego's great. Um, wonder if I don't know, dude.
01:05:17
Countries by population don't in Asia, they don't they have enough. There's chunks of Asia we can get.
01:05:22
They have enough. Yeah. Yeah. In Asia, they have enough Asians. Okay. There is a lot of Asian.
01:05:28
What if we just knock out Brazil? If we just knock out Brazil Pakistan butts. Pakistan. No, no, no, no, no, no. They have nukes. They have nukes. They have nukes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:05:39
What about the first one? What's the first one say? China. China. They got 1.4 4 billion.
01:05:44
That's way more than we need. How about every country? We That's how we negotiate, dude. It's way We We need a small fraction of
01:05:50
No, 10% every So, China 10%. We do a deal. That's fair. China 10, India 10, US, United States 10, Indonesia 10. We're good. 10%. We're good there. Yeah. No, just 10
01:06:00
people. Oh, that's There's enough countries and we get to choose. Yeah. And it's like, you Gary, get over
01:06:06
here. No, [ __ ] Really? Yeah, dude. It's your time. But in terms of like, you know, um
01:06:12
sometimes I'll just do a playlist and an AI band will appear. I mean, are you scared of it replacing music?
01:06:19
Someone sent me some dirty Elton John stuff that AI had done and and I found it staggeringly too good.
01:06:26
Yeah, it's scary. Um, you know, um um you know, I'm hoping I I my grandpa always had this saying, if you can't outsmart them out, dumb them. And I think I I sort of extrapolated that for music. If you can't outsmart
01:06:40
them, out weird them. Yeah. And so I I I hope that when I'm out dumbing and out weirding that I'm more
01:06:46
stupider and more weirder than AI would naturally go. I Right. Hopefully it's shooting high and I can
01:06:53
just keep going low. Go way low. What is this? Is this an AI band? Some of those are new AI bands that have
01:06:58
creeped up on my PlayState play list. Paper Sun Rebellion. Well, it's that's clearly an AI name.
01:07:03
Yeah, that one they have. That's [ __ ] terrible. I know. Paper Sun Rebellion. And they have
01:07:08
372,000 monthly listeners. I mean, are you [ __ ] kidding me? Holy [ __ ] Yeah. But I mean, what what [ __ ]
01:07:16
[ __ ] is listening to that [ __ ] Yeah. You know what I mean? What the [ __ ] I know.
01:07:21
Like, and I and I So, somebody somebody when we're That's the band. Yeah. Oh my god, they're so hot. Look at there's one of of each. Look at the Look at the sort of like
01:07:32
book reader in the middle. Yeah. We got to get Yeah. Yeah. You know, there's the Mills likely one.
01:07:39
Then the drummer on the far right. Drummer's far right. And the guy clearly the piano player.
01:07:44
Yeah. The the the blonde guy is this is like the Luke Wilson theory where you're like he's not handsome, is he? That's what
01:07:51
that is. He's Tom Petty's nephew. Yeah. That's right. Right. Right. And the front man is obviously like this
01:07:57
perfect homogenization of [ __ ] like every you What is he? Everything. Yeah. He's just all the stuff. But see,
01:08:03
I can't stand music that's like that either, where there's like a rap verse and this and then it goes over the like,
01:08:08
who are you trying to I I think you can't try to impress. The goal is to try to be yourself, right? And this is such a deliberate Look at that. Look at that. That obvious look at the old school gear plus the
01:08:20
computer. That That's exactly my [ __ ] problem. My [ __ ] problem with all this
01:08:26
[ __ ] It's [ __ ] Yeah. Is that It's like we'll give we'll give them a little of everything. It's like
01:08:32
look at Stephen Hawkings. You're not giving anyone anything. But they won't replace live though. And
01:08:38
that's right. I mean a Well, here come the holograms. Although I hear the ABBA thing is [ __ ] amazing. Is it?
01:08:43
I I hear it is from people that I actually like. That's scary. I don't like that. Well, we have, you know, Howie Mandel has that technology.
01:08:50
You know, the technology they used for Tupac at [ __ ] Coachella years ago. Yeah. How Mandel owns that tech at his studio.
01:08:56
You've seen it, right? Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah. cuz he he can touch a hologram without getting any germs. Yeah, exactly.
01:09:03
He hugs holograms. I've been fingering that Tupac one. I didn't get anything on me, which is so
01:09:10
different than your butthole where I was covered. Yes. Yes. Tupac ain't nothing but a gangster party.
01:09:16
Yeah, that's the most gangster thing ever, right? It's [ __ ] so gross and weird and creepy and but he's I saw it and it
01:09:21
[ __ ] me up, man. It's It's so Look at that unfortunate picture though of ABBA and their suits.
01:09:26
Wow. That that didn't need to be commemorated. They don't they look like velvet sundown velvet
01:09:32
paper echoes of Yeah. Wow. Uh I I don't Why did they take that [ __ ] photo? I'd have been like, "No, we're not [ __ ] taking this photo." Yeah. Like put this one out. I look depressed.
01:09:44
Sweden's cool. Yeah. That's so Was that the Go back. Was that the Was that them in AI?
01:09:49
That's them in AI. As [ __ ] as [ __ ] Not looking like the other photo. No. Yeah. Look at
01:09:56
so [ __ ] weird. AI don't like that. Yeah. No, man. But it's we have to find a way to Well, it's here. That's the thing. You know, I I I think the biggest thing I've
01:10:07
been working on my whole life is just accepting what is and not trying to you you're just not in control. What can you do? I know. Well, we you know what we do? We do the same thing that you do what you
01:10:18
referenced with politics is like, well, it's just [ __ ] [ __ ] But I'm just going to do my continue to do my own thing anyway. Cuz the less you pay
01:10:24
attention to it, I have a creepy assumption that it will start to really kind of dissipate. If we stop giving it anything, it then it'll continue to exist. But if people don't give it
01:10:35
anything anymore, it's just going to be its own. Every night I talked to ChatBT for like 5 hours a night. How do you do that?
01:10:40
I talked to her not right now. Why don't Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever talked to Chacht? No, I don't own it. Yeah. I'm actually
01:10:47
really proud I still So, I'll do this. Like I've turned I've turned it off. I I'm good. I don't want to know the stuff
01:10:52
I don't know. Hey, um Ch Hey, um has Arsenal signed any forwards yet? What What's her name?
01:10:58
I don't know yet. I haven't named her. But she's named herself. I can guess. Why is she clicking? What is this? It's African.
01:11:05
African AI. That's what it stands for. African intelligence. Maybe. Do you want to know about Arsenal's move
01:11:11
forward? I don't want to know. All right. So, you're not going to promote anything, but No. Okay. We We played in the catacombs of Paris. The first people to ever do
01:11:22
it. So cool. And it just came out. Awesome. And and and um if you'd like to, you can
01:11:27
check it out. If not, it's cool. Okay. Have I went to the catacombs one times in one time in um uh uhh uhum
01:11:36
uh sketchy Italy. Why can't I think No, no, no. sketchier. Way sketchier. Uh Napoli. Napoli. Yeah, that's true. No, that's right. I went to the catacombs in in Napoli and the guy was like, "Hey man,
01:11:47
go during the" It is true. Isn't that insane that you guess that? I can't believe it. No, but that's the city. That would be the city, dude. It's awesome. But I love I love
01:11:54
The guy was like, "Hey, man. When you Oh, Sanjiaro. That's it, right?" And the guy goes, "When you go there," he's like, "Go during the day." And I was
01:12:00
like, "Why? You could go at night." Yeah, you can go at night. They light it up. And he's like, he's like, "When you
01:12:06
go there, go during the day." And I was like, "Why?" He's like, "Well, it's in a pretty tough neighborhood." And I'm thinking, there's a piece of me that's
01:12:11
like, "Oh, man. I'm [ __ ] I've lived in cities my whole life. Like, I I'll be okay." And for sure when it got dusk, I
01:12:16
was with my wife and I was like, I kind of like it like that a little. We We're We're This is Is this bad?
01:12:21
We're going to get [ __ ] robbed. And she was like genuinely nervous. I was like, "We're getting your wallet taken is only the beginning." Yeah. That's how it starts.
01:12:28
Yeah. But that that in those regions, I kind of feel like sexy, dirty. Yeah. I feel alive, you know? I'm ready
01:12:33
to roll, you know? I think as a former druggie it's like that's that's my comfort zone.
01:12:38
You want a little a little bit of uneasiness to it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because like when you go to a museum it's it's so sterile that
01:12:45
you're it's almost it's just hard to like get engaged sometimes. There's too many people and it's sterile and bright and boring. This was like creepy and
01:12:51
dark. It's very weird. I I also think that you know and I love museums but I can only do a you know
01:12:56
three hours or something like that in and out and and and because um it's such a exalted thing you're looking at. It's it
01:13:03
can be hard to relate to. You go to the catacombs, it's what you will be. Yeah. It's your own experience.
01:13:09
And you know, all you know, I just saw this movie 29 28 years later. Well, what what would you like it?
01:13:14
Um, it was interesting. It was a different take than I was expecting, but there was one part that was really there was a momento mory, you know, all these
01:13:21
skulls and all this stuff. And the one thing that was interesting, okay, that's the Paris one. That's so cool.
01:13:26
And and and that's where we played in in these locations you're seeing. Wow. That's [ __ ] I wouldn't want my skull to be in a nice place, but Yeah, we'll get you up front.
01:13:37
Like in the Yeah, in the circle. And And you know what? I guarant there I want mine there. Yeah. Like right in the center.
01:13:42
Yeah. Facing out. See that one on top? That'll be you. I'll move it'll be flat. You'll know. And I'll bury your I'll bury your
01:13:49
butthole somewhere deep. Yeah. Okay. Good. Good. Thank you. Thank you. It is It is scary to It's It's There's something about it that's like uh not
01:13:56
scary. It's It was shocking to me how still it felt. I wasn't freaked out. It was very It was almost calm, but the calm is what's a little odd that you're like, "Wow, this is It should be intense, but it was very
01:14:08
kind of like I don't even know." You know, you know, it feels like desert nights. That's a weird But you love You
01:14:14
from there. Yeah. I I lived in Arizona for the desert night is so still, but you're also like Yeah. But something
01:14:19
it's out there. Yeah. Well, I think I think one of the main stays of a desert night like that is you feel small. Yeah. The environment is massive. you. It's the the environment is very dominant and
01:14:30
so you're there's something of a relief in realizing I'm doing my little part. Yeah. But I I but um I'm not as significant
01:14:42
and it makes your little part important. Oh yeah. You know, and so when I was in there too, that's how I felt. I that
01:14:49
space is so dominating. Yeah. We played there. Yeah. Uh, like there was one moment when
01:14:54
I first got in there, I just kind of went off in a corner, got on my knees, put my head down, and was like, I promise to try as hard as I can, and I I
01:15:02
promise to do as good a job as I can. Yeah. And and I and I because And we played songs that was like, what would I want
01:15:08
to hear if I was stuck in here, you know? I'd want to hear about my family. I'd want to hear about difficulties,
01:15:13
acceptance, you know, and moving on. And so that's what we did. But I felt small in there, you know what
01:15:20
I mean? Yeah. And I and I and I I I kind of cherish those moments to, you know, like I said, I feel blessed to kind of do what we do. So in there it was like I know what to do for you, you know, and
01:15:33
and and and also in those moments I'm like I could just be myself. There's nothing else I can I've got nothing else
01:15:38
to give, you know? And so I I I kind of I'm looking for the next moment to try to feel that for a second. Wow. You know, it's heavy, dude. Yeah. And we and we show our butthole. my
01:15:50
butthole on on today's episode. Yeah, the justosition like if you're doing a trailer, it's like on tonight's episode.
01:15:58
I know. Catacombs buttholes. Josh and Sant reveal their feelings. Sant Bobby reveal Bobby. All right. I regret showing it. You know what? I I I read it wrong.
01:16:10
No. No. I thought we were closed. We It's the window into your feelings. All right. Anyway,
01:16:15
it's like the glass bottom book. All right. So Josh, look into the camera and go, "Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad
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friend. [Music]