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good to stop for that vote I talk go the fifty-fifty podcast okay go ahead I feel like you're you think that you're the
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captain of the ship I am we're no we're like the lighthouse where the two dudes in the lighthouse it says right here the moat the highest
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though the most she's ever lifted is 200 s we if you want to Google a few Hyundai said if you want a Google friend let's
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go to tell me that my people are weak and yours are strong but yeah we can play that game though you know Irish ping-pong players let's go oh my god
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Scott that's what my point is is that you go weightlifting I can go ping-pong my point is hey hey that those those are
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supposed to be turn is that look right on camera the way that the the way to
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the BAM these the bamboo looks I did bamboo so on purpose because of all you
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which IKEA this morning bother I got that color for you is because you're bland so hey buddy hey buddy isn't bland
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look at you you've a phony as vintage coke shirt that's such a [ __ ] L 100% vintage shirt it do from where where's
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it from I don't know what that's for yet right it's fake you're fake yeah you're funny
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turn it on are we rolling already they're already rolling he's just a [ __ ] don't say that to that both of these
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guys are [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] I have vote he's knowing that George is a piece of [ __ ] because I've known him for very long let's do this real little
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real fast yeah let's thank George cuz he did do a wonderful job on this studio look at our new studio yeah he it's
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great it's wonderful but I got here George was it was hanging [ __ ] up you do
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you do that when when the Papa is not here yeah you don't do that when he's
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here ready to go yeah George you you you do you know what George said to me last night who showed up last night George I did right with my
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dog and I said George where uh your wife that what what did you say
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don't call your wife that I'll call her whatever the [ __ ] I want I bother I said to George I said hey man what are we gonna do tonight and I dropped off some
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stuff any salmon to put up some shelves hmm you can do it one shelf one shelf right to it did it right now if everyone
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can see at home I don't forget screws sticking out holes in the wall yeah so good and then not so good the cat guy
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yeah one captai one the cat I know you know what dude 1:01 like a cat I don't
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do that don't do my Pol Pot yeah I
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bought you a thank you pull towards you you you have you know what you have the fun even on cameras it's not even count
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but here's what you have oh my god you have this hidden rage inside you it's not hidden at all I know but it's I
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understand that but when you have because I saw there will be blood mm-hmm and the oil right sometimes they can see
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oil coming out of the soil right that's what your age is but underneath it's bubbling is ba-ba-ba-ba know why if you
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do an Asian accent again I'm not that's not an Asian why would that be an Asian accent Baba o Baba low means it's like a
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that's like a guttural oh yeah oh he's a bobber oh I read it wrong bum bum bum
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down this tree we're not doing so good to me no we're not we're not doing that
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um Bobby I want to give you something I'm excited to do this with your real family do this with me sure okay do you
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know what the Oscars are I love them you know who got nominated oh sure um so
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you know everything I see Han Solo's son what's his name Han Solo's son what the
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guy if he was on women girls Adam driver
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he did okay that's the only one that you know no I know more which ones DiCaprio did he get nominated for Best
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yes did he really he did yeah yeah [ __ ] he was great in that alright so one of the things I got nominated was the movie
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the Irishman did you watch the Irishman no okay we're about to reenact one of my favorite scene from the Irishman okay
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well can i watch the movie first before we know that's the best part okay could I beat your petrol okay you
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can either be you can either be Jimmy Hoffa oh I want to be Jimmy Hoffa do you
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know Jimmy Hoffa's yeah he was a union guy okay so you want to be Jimmy Hoffa he disappeared that's right you want you
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want to be Jimmy Hoffa yeah okay that's Jimmy Hoffa's lines and I'm gonna be and I'm gonna be Tony Pro and if people have
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seen the movie know that Tony Pro is okay I want you to act this out very seriously all right let me [ __ ] let's [ __ ] read
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it let's do it the right way okay ready this is I'm just rehearsing this for the Oscar season all right ready yeah in interior private club Miami Day 1972
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Frank and Jimmy waited a table for Tony protege you know what could I improvise [ __ ] dude [ __ ] I improvise yeah okay
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Frankie Jimmy waited a table for Tony Pro to show up Jimmy checks his watch looks at Frank a [ __ ] [ __ ] year
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cut you're gonna have to get for the first nine if we're gonna be able to do I'm improvising you have to get to the first line without a doubt you can have
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to get you still I can't imagine providing [ __ ] oh [ __ ] just walk it you you did a record skip
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scratch our docket for time but read that we read the thing again interior private club Miami Day 1978 good about okay me Frank
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and Jimmy waited a table for Tony protis show up Jimmy checks his watch looks at Frank [ __ ] let's go let's give him a
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few more minutes this isn't Rann you don't do this you don't make a man wait I know I know
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the only time you do that when when you want to say something you know when you want to say [ __ ] you that's the only
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time Frank Nagy they wait Jimmy getting madder by the second finally a white Cadillac pulls out front
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and Pro wearing shorts and a short sleeve shirt comes in with his cousin in LA Tony Jack who unlike Pro is wearing
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enough clothes to conceal a piece and join Jimmy and Frank at the table can you believe this weather people of
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freezing at the New York and look at us it's 80 outside it's perfect why don't we live here
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year-round is what I want to know hey hey
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it's summer what hey summer you know people are freezing to death in New York
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in my mind it's always eight degrees in New York I'm making a point this is how
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you dress for me this is how you dress in Florida in a suit for me if it's
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Florida Tampa - and you're late what
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you've laid there was traffic it's never been late for meeting my life wasn't
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there traffic there was I never wear but anybody would late more for more than 10
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minutes I say 15 15 is right moo moo moo
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10 I don't think so 10 is not enough you gotta take traffic into account
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daddy is taking traffic into account buddy that's wife 10 I still say 15
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things behind we disagree on that more than 10 is saying something are you
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saying something to me I'm here that says what it says what can I do for you I want to ask you for indoors whoa whoa
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whoa whoa before you tell me let's get the other thing straightened out I can't
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do anything about your pension now with Fitz out there with 15 you should tell him but if it's a bad day he
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says I'll take care of it no questions asked you wouldn't do that but he will I meant they are attend the other thing you know
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I don't know her apology my father is you for what you said when you were
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sitting in your [ __ ] ice cream like some [ __ ] King that was an ethnic slur you people I'll find a job with that I
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have to pologize for being late you [ __ ] walk [ __ ] he'll
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apologize for being late after i kidnapped your granddaughter rip her guts out and send them in to you in a
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[ __ ] envelope wow we did it that on genetically was that just like
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the movie I just feel like it was and so I think we should win in a [ __ ] we should when we do win something for that right you know what I was gonna do I was
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gonna print out some old stuff of yours to make you reread from some of your earlier stuff but I didn't want to do it why you wanted to shave me and Harold
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Kumar no I was gonna print out your scene from Haledon Kumar cuz I thought that was one of my favorite scenes you ever did we should do um
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scenes from other classics you know yeah we could do scenes all the time for mother class aging Bowl I want to do
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Raging Bull you want to do that wife you [ __ ] my why would you [ __ ] my wife why do you go when you were doing that impression of an Italian guy why did you
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go back and forth between like a weird old Asian guy to then like a like a slow I know because I don't I don't do it you
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are doing yeah you did did I really I don't do it I don't do it
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yeah because dude I don't do Italian accent and you not do any accents when you go in for an audition if they say we
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need an accent what do you do I had to do Boston today do Boston for me can you do I'll do a lie a you say a line I'll
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try okay all right go ahead I'll say exactly from the show right he
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said I have to look away from it now my
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eyes well if I look at you all do it's gonna be okay don't do the [ __ ] audition just do a line that you would say if you're about from boss Oh bro
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yeah [ __ ] over there where uh yeah that's where uh that's that's where we live that's why Brady's the best he's
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the best quaterback quaterback I can't do it there's no way I can do it break Brady up baby
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ready now you sound like a little
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Italian yeah yeah so you should have read this open a buddy yeah here's the thing did you really audition for a Marvel movie today I did did you feel good
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about it the first take now but I thought you're not gonna be what are you gonna be in the movie not a superhero
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good god no he'll be like that's so [ __ ] rude that you said that you think you have a superhero body it
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doesn't matter yes if your name is super hair that looks like you um toad from
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x-men yeah yeah there are there's you know
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there's there are superheroes you're not even aware of dead girl you know what that is no but I just dad can put it
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together what she is yeah she's dead so you can't kill her that's not nobody wants to watch that
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I'm just telling you that they exist nobody wants to watch a superhero that cares a Japanese x-men called Sunfire so
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no fire did they don't see it like no Sun fire was named a Pontiac car Pontiac Sunfire yeah I mean I'm not saying it a
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certain way you know but you tell you're saying to me that there's no way in hell that I'll ever be a superhero in a movie
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and I never I think you would never be a superhero in a movie I would never be a superhero movie neither would you and
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I'm in way better shape than you are it has nothing to do with your shape yes it does you with the power that that you're born with or is something
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happened to me name one superhero movie that's really famous where that where the movie actor isn't in shape okay I'm just telling you right anyone all right
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I got right now you know there's what's-his-name he follows me on Twitter he's in Doctor
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Strange the fat asian guy I'm glad you know these guys don't even know yeah
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yeah something wrong yeah yeah don't say something wrong ever again okay you [ __ ] bit past I didn't I know by him
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wait go home what's the name of the movie Doctor Strange Cumberbatch Hotel atcha for
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Rachel McAdams no that's who's in it go further there's Nick two on Benes
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wrong Benedict Wong yeah he's a fat Chinese dude but he's from England a fat
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Chinese guy with an English accent he put in the movies he doesn't have one he doesn't really have it's very it's
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very good English what's my point is is that I just proved you wrong so go [ __ ] yourself wait wait wait what what what
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character was he in this he was Wong his name was Wong not a superhero he did you
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see the movie no he did superhero [ __ ] while on the journey of a 50 we were like this he went like this he went like
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this and there was a hole and the people went red ran in and out of the hole we did it he goes whoa
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he goes oh Toto and it makes a circle right and then dr. trenchcoat is it done go through go through here he runs
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through and then he goes and he closes the backup I was also in know he was also in the Avengers movies endgame big
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part what was the part what though he goes he goes but instead of dr. stage he goes Tony Stark and through other people
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I'm Captain America get through right and they go through look the point is yeah you're not gonna be a superhero
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neither am i so in this movie you might get the superhero oh it's fine it could
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I say this what's your superhero what's your superpower in real life a ping what would your power be it's the [ __ ]
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what dude you know what guys like you we need help all right when you said
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that you got diarrhea from hilarities oh my god alright this is not true you
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could just stop for that vote go 5050 podcast okay go ahead I feel like you're you think that you're the captain of the
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ship I am we're no we're like the lighthouse where the two dudes in the lighthouse no I'm on the top of the lighthouse you're
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down below regardless I'm not in the movie in the movie you die first so all right so here's the deal all right what
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are the best comedy clubs in America is this club called hilarity is yeah it's in Cleveland I was just there last week
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right and one of the greatest men in the whole world he owns it his name is Nick
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and everyone loves him I haven't said one one of his people so the staff I'm eating dinner there
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it's delicious food one of the best steak houses in America and I love it and thank you so much for having me there because you guys are wonderful
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people and I'm so sorry there's negativity in your life and it's coming from somebody that's um that you're not
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even aware of first of all yeah yeah so yes I mean let me finish the story
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they sent mr. Santino welcome when I showed up yeah that's before you accused
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them of diarrhea I didn't know just let me finish the story okay God you get so
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angry like it's a race well cuz you're making up lies Isis fake news it's not fake news go ahead all right let's just say as though
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I'm sitting there and they go oh yeah Santino was here and we just thought that you know we
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treated him nice you know get me listen that and then he goes on chill robust podcast and tells them that our food is
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terrible and it gave us chronic diarrhea and was died and it just hurts that's not and I looked at let me finish the
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story you [ __ ] alright can I finish the story though please at the end of my
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story I'll go I'm done with the story and then you could talk fine alright okay so I'm sitting there with them and they're on the verge of tears by the way
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right because there's the nicest people you'll ever meet right so go I can't believe that he would say something like that because
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andrew is a very good guy and I don't know but he said it on the podcast and
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like you know like you know Bobby you know that we wish Bill burr you know when he did is special in England he
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texted me and say thank you for all the stage that he really is a kind of guy that nurtures real talent and he you
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know how you could go to some comedy clubs and it's um uncomfortable they don't treat you right he's the polar
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opposite he's got comes from the school of Sebastian Maniscalco of class right okay and when you when you when you
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belittle somebody with class and you and you start rumors and and you you
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badmouth people and you put that black magic out there your verbal black magic right what it does is it just it just
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creates you know just a chasm of darkness okay and I'm not done with the story go okay
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so why my point is is that um what and
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so then what happens is so let me call Santino right now yeah so I call Santino
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on speakerphone right and I go here I'm with the guys at the club and they said
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that you gave they gave you diary I don't I don't know if that's true and then you know what you did what and you
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did something soon you embarrassed me so much I embarrassed you there you go you go [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] like
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you went [ __ ] eyes and say are you get on the phone I do and and I had a guy to
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turn to them and go I'm so sorry I'm so sorry right my friend has a disease called rage and he's a bad guy sometime
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you put me first of all you hung me out to dry you put me on to be your phone you didn't tell me I was on speakerphone that's rule number one everyone knows in a phone call you know
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you always say you're on speakerphone don't you you're on speakerphone and you didn't okay so you started accusing me second of all here's how the real story
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went me and Joe Rogan went there to go see jessimae Peluso ruined Joe and I were in town doing a show for Joe right we went there to say hi could we love
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just amazed we stopped by the club they said hi mise-en-scène oh hi mr. Brogan how are you guys doing I said great and said you want something eat I said sure we'll both eat
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we had already eaten okay and then we ate another meal okay mm-hmm this is what happened we hung up with Jess ma jessamine I hung out a little bit then
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the next morning I get on the plane me and Joe Rogan get on the plane I'm sitting next to him and then wake up in a panic I run to the bathroom I can't
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really like I can't really see I'm nauseous I throw up every when I pass out from deep fryer I'm dehydrated from
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throwing up like it's it's like hurting I'm throwing up so much okay I said to my seat they call a nurse male nurse
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who's I was in who's right in front of us come swinging around interesting yeah
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comes come swinging around I throw up in the bag three or four more times okay and then the nurse asks what did you eat
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I said well we ate dinner done I told him he goes yeah a lot of undigested food in your stomach mmm I said what is
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this from what's going on what am I have you said all your vitals are normal it could just be some weird bacteria perhaps it's something you eat you ate I
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don't really know so Joe the whole time is like what the [ __ ] is going on what the [ __ ] is going I'm like I don't know man I don't know I feel really sick I'm
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really pale and and and anyway we land the plane I get home two days later
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whatever I go on Rogen's show mmm okay mmm I say to Joe I don't know what it
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was and he goes I bet you it was food poisoning from the club late last night cuz we ate really late at night in the
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middle of the night it was probably like the last of the meal okay I said maybe but I don't know we go on the show Joe
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says you got food poisoning the other day you want to talk about it I don't mention the club once I say I got food
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poisoning we don't really know though explained the whole story on Rogen's podcast and then he goes from hilarities
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and I said I now Wow I did not say that my whole point was to not say where I got it from because I don't know if it
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was their fault and then I got on the phone after you tried to [ __ ] throw me under the bus and I apologize viii
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him and lead to them because I was like I would never throw her on the bus I don't know if you did it I felt terrible because they were all so nice to me so
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no your version is funny it's not true and here
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because I want to make I want to make it known hilarities is a great club they're great people I don't know if there was fault or something else I ate and by the way food
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poisoning happens big deal but it's not the end of the world I might have just ate something weird but here's where you
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were did blow a guy at 2:30 before I cook before there and there's a joke and that's how he that's how I adds a
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defense mechanism yeah you just caught it can I just say something I'd like to be rebuttal I like to
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rebuttal you ok rebuttal me that rebuttal me about a story that you weren't there for because I'm gonna tell you where you went wrong can I say that
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guy's a friend ok all right this is that when you go I don't know what's wrong with me I don't yes you do
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know what's wrong with you what your weak red-headed people have
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weak everything right so whatever it is whatever home so you're saying you're
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saying Koreans are the strongest people in the world oh here we go huh have you you
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were pressed by the Japanese for 50 years were you yo my people were ok
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alright why because yeah Olympic weightlifters Korean let's see let's see
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the lineup yeah yeah yeah Jang Miran great great weightlifter Jang
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Miri can take to rice [ __ ] pots and with one hand and pull it with his right waist weightlifter from South Korea
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lifts a list ready yeah Chang Miran great she is currently based
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in go yang your top way a woman's great your table when the throw yang is the property is the epicenter I'm sorry
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weightlifting all right she can they have a great gym called Hong Kong gym it's the best it says right here the
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Moke the highest no the most she's ever lifted is 200s feet if you want to Google the two Hyundai say if you want a
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Google friend let's go up to 200 sonatas no if you want to move oh alright alright Ji Hoon min ji humans South Korea
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weightlifter related featherweight division in Beijing Olympic Games in 2008 last time he failed to successfully
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lift it clean and jerk he was disqualified so some of your best by the I'm naming that's great that's great okay don't try to tell me that my people
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are weak and yours are strong but yeah we could put two can play that game though you know you're the one that came
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after me you came after me of Irish ping-pong players that's gone oh my god Scott that's one of my point
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is that you go weightlifting I can go ping-pong my point is I beat you in ping-pong I'll beat you in ping-pong you
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want to put some money on it George George let's play ping-pong then yeah
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let me just say this okay you know that Frank Caliendo is a master at ping-pong and we've beaten them before okay so
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your little redheaded mouth with your little [ __ ] bread lips slits my
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little red lip slits yeah your little red lit slits and when [ __ ] vocal energy comes out of there it's [ __ ]
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[ __ ] it's the same kind of diarrhea that came out of your [ __ ] in Cleveland and it's coming out the other
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end first of all was on a flight it was it wasn't diarrhea so that's where you went wrong I threw up and let's just move on you've made up just say I'm
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sorry I'm I'm sorry that that that I'm sorry I'm sorry that that got out I'm
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sorry I apologize that that got out I'm really bummed out because they were very cool people they're the best people in
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the business why did you have to bring your little video game everywhere you go because I can't leave home with that you
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can't leave home without that it's not a little viewing it's called a switch okay yeah and your 5048 how many
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fifty-year-old do you know have a Nintendo switch I don't know any of you don't know any no idea you've got to be
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the only one yeah I see the statistics on that how many 50-year olds in the United
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States have a Nintendo switch there's no where there's a statistic on that it'll
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just say populate I'll go to my [ __ ] six you know who has you know it says
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your name is first Bobby Lee and there's number two on there who Chang me Ren so
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um let me just talk about the switch real quick yeah cuz I'm here honestly I know I tease you a lot about the video
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game thing does this really help with your anxiety and [ __ ] does it help it's not just this it's not because of a
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switch is I mean if there was one game that was not on it then I would not play
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a switch what game is on it stardew valley so if a star do ba Valley
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remember I was playing on the Xbox but stardew valley stardew valley stardew valley
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if you do another Asian accent that was a nation that was robotic stardew valley oh that's true
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that was robotic yes that's even adding Stephen Hawking ah do man yeah okay that's it you have to go up star Valley
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yeah rest in peace rest in peace what what were you gonna say but the Vulcan
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pretzel you think if you're paralyzed
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and you die they just fold you they don't need to you don't need a long well they could put you in a dwarf casket actually oh yeah yeah yeah that's really
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good yeah like if you know if Brad Williams dies they'll use Brad or Steven Hawkins he already has his shoe box
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picked out yet he just had a baby you know they'd have a little bit yeah and the delivery was 20 seconds long because
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all she did is queef in his calendar the ground yeah and it was like a little thing like I love little people they're
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cute they are so cute well hisses hey he's got half asian he's got a half asian baby I know he does and it gives
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his wife is Asian or she's she know she's Felicia he's full yeah which one is she I have no IDE one of the good
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ones maybe no no what are the good ones
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what are they yeah pretty anything non-asian really noted but in terms of the Asians what are they oh I think
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Japanese right yeah are they the good ones for what uh cleanliness they're
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very clean the best-looking women I don't think so I really I would disagree with you which is what's the best
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looking woman Korean I think you have to look at numbers rights but probably China Filipino Filipinos repeat I you
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know Duke Duke is I actually you know I've always loved all Asian women I'm being genuine right now I think all Asians have very pretty women but I've
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never dated one cuz I was always I was for some reason intimidated by Asian women I don't know why I never tried
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today an age ago but I always actually that's not sure I hooked up with one Asian girl when I first moved here with you when she was at UCLA but we never
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talked really again we hooked up one time was she full Asian or half full was it nice she was awesome you know
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when if you did an asian woman I wouldn't be creeped it's when guys like good look like Mitch McConnell yes walking down the street
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with a 19 year old what is that that's fetish it's not just finished like cuz I was in Thailand and I would see like 90
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year old x-pac's expats that's not X packs or whatever and I'd see 96 packs
00:26:47
and they would walk down the street with like a 19 year old 18 year old young
00:26:52
girl yeah I don't like that it's so [ __ ] gross it's so gross
00:26:58
like my brother's neighbor I can't say his name why I can't is he a creep no but could they do
00:27:04
business together and I love the guy but he can't get any women I go right now
00:27:10
is he ugly no he's he's like George but with the chunks oh he's like a fat
00:27:15
George yeah yeah fat George is not so good yeah yeah skinny George either yes skinny George isn't bad well he's
00:27:21
getting [ __ ] but it's like this guy could get it if he tried but he doesn't try so I guess his dream is to go to
00:27:29
Thailand eventually and get a wife really yeah does he do the thing where you order something cheesy you can set it up
00:27:36
online that when you get there they already waiting for you chef could you do that I saw a TV show all about it yeah what I need to do is get me the top
00:27:43
thousand put him in a room if I was you know top thousand Tigers yeah okay that
00:27:50
you have available and you just get the pic yeah and I could just walk around wavery what's your name they go all
00:27:57
right and I go hey can I get this call you took noise I go [ __ ] you and I walk
00:28:02
by you know I mean that's already an issue yeah yeah if I want to do 100 you
00:28:08
only want talk yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then if you know they're hot but then they open their mouth and it's like
00:28:14
Chernobyl in our mouth yeah I can't do that yeah pass on that right Chernobyl
00:28:19
in their mouth you know how sometimes they open your there hot and then they open their mouth and it's like one tooth
00:28:25
one tooth here and the rest are like roots don't like it
00:28:32
you see that all the time well I've been to Thailand and the brothels a lot probably had like would you ever have a
00:28:39
[ __ ] would you be against it what you
00:28:44
have Oh have I yeah I have not why would you ever do it I went I was so I did
00:28:50
this movie in Thailand it was called final recipe and Michelle Yao wasn't it
00:28:55
you know that is no she was in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon she's a big shiny stars yeah that's fine
00:29:02
but anyway Michelle yeah I was like the Meryl Streep of Asia like she's huge really she's in crazy that radiations
00:29:08
yes she's one of the biggest actress to see the movie either I've really seen almost no Asian films
00:29:13
name another AC parasite nope oh you have to watch that keep going though name any Asian film I really I don't
00:29:18
know Enter the Dragon noop go ahead old boy yeah that's me a
00:29:25
buddy I didn't see the Irishman either did I hurt by the way it's not Irish are you Irish I'm Irish yeah the movies all
00:29:32
about Italians anyway there's one Irish human in it a bit just because the word Irish I couldn't see it that's why yeah
00:29:37
so you've never seen an Irish movie you know Brendan Gleeson the actor you don't like him really new really nope so
00:29:48
anyway I was in Thailand and um the first night um the producers go we're
00:29:54
having a big dinner with the president of Samsung of course bunch of movie
00:29:59
executives Michelle yow at this really fancy restaurant first of all it took me 30 minutes to even get in because I had
00:30:07
one shoe my slipper I couldn't find it why because I was running and it slipped
00:30:12
off and I turn around couldn't find it like in the hotel no in the street I was trying to find it you know I mean and
00:30:17
then I was wearing like a kind of a wasteland t-shirt but it had ripped so that my breast was hanging out right and
00:30:24
I had like raw denim on but was like ripped up and you didn't want to look nice for this night no that's how I dress do drugs a nice dinner the raw
00:30:32
denims $1200 I know but I know but but but you'd want to wear something like slacks to a nice dinner I don't know I
00:30:37
didn't know I didn't know much about I thought I'm in the movie okay so I go to the front [ __ ] no no no no no homeless
00:30:45
or something whatever I go I'm in the mood you know I mean and I had to have a guy
00:30:50
go in there right so I I sat down with also not the king of Thailand but like a
00:30:58
part of the royal family and we're in this gigantic beautiful ballroom yeah and I sit down and and when it's crossed
00:31:06
from Michelle Yau and if you saw crossing heighten to Hidden Dragon they do like a lot of Kung Fu scenes would
00:31:13
like jumping from roof doctor roof our tree to tree right so um I wanted to
00:31:18
make a joke right so I look at Michelle Yeoh and I go hey after dinner maybe you
00:31:23
can teach me how to you know run on trees and she goes she looks me right and she goes that was why I walk like I
00:31:33
thought that that was like what she could do Javy right yes so then after
00:31:39
that no one will talk to me so all the other tables around this gigantic table or all the assistants and all the
00:31:45
younger people yeah so I just got up from the thing and I sat down with you know all the other assistants and stuff
00:31:51
and that I could they could speak English and whatever right she spoke English too I know but she's with these [ __ ] old Asian people so
00:31:59
she what was what with the language being spoken at the table English oh that was the dominant language means
00:32:04
spoke because she's not she's from Chinese or something don't you guys all know each other's languages no you I
00:32:11
feel like you could just click on and no you can't do that but so I'm sitting
00:32:17
there with all these young people and one of the producers of the movie gets up from the big table he comes up to me
00:32:23
he grabs my wrist to the point where he's leaving like Mar mark oh sure and
00:32:29
he goes you being rude right and he pulls me back to the main table because
00:32:34
he thinks you're being rude cuz you walked away yeah you were doing the right thing I was doing the only thing yeah you have to get out of there I had
00:32:40
to get out of there's no business PA yeah so then I sat through this thing Foos great didn't say to anything
00:32:45
anybody but I knew and I had to be there for two months what yeah so these people had to get along with you for two more
00:32:51
months yes I'm like Jesus gonna be the worst two months but then I go but I'm in Thailand I'm single right so
00:32:58
maybe two nights after that I went to the [ __ ] district but just just a look two nights
00:33:04
yeah because it's by the hotel three blocks from the four blocks so you go down to [ __ ] district what happens and I'm just kind of cruising hi baby
00:33:11
yeah yeah come inside yeah if they touch me I'm an American you know me don't touch me
00:33:17
DoDEA because you they know you're Asian if they saw I think they'd look at me
00:33:23
the way I'm dressed all that that that I have no money really guy they think that I'm the guy that like steal sake but do
00:33:28
you think they up charge for for for white man no white boy I think that they
00:33:33
have these desires to marry a white man and they're gonna just like a pretty woman but in Thailand you know so they
00:33:41
wait you walk around I walk around I'm lucky but I know that they objects so I know but in my head I'm like can you see
00:33:47
there don't they tuck their deck you can't see they're wearing like little short panties and some of them I swear to God if the circumstances were right
00:33:53
you would blow job you got a blow job no I would get what you would but you
00:33:59
wouldn't do sex no because I don't like a [ __ ] love hmm I never liked it but
00:34:05
the way that they groom in it that I think it's supposed it doesn't I don't like [ __ ] love I also heard a story
00:34:11
once have you ever had anal sex one time with kalila no way yeah she would let
00:34:19
you [ __ ] her in the ass one time well I first stuck my finger in there a couple of times yeah I do the finger and I go
00:34:25
up and down side to side to get some room going I don't like it too tight you put your doing like a yeah like a
00:34:31
crucifix like a crucifix that I did a pentagram yeah I might have done a swastika so that I stuck it in there it
00:34:40
was so dry well yeah it was so dry and it's a butthole what do you think yeah I
00:34:46
think it what doesn't get wet it I don't I didn't even come I think I washed my dick and [ __ ] her
00:34:51
you washed then you went in yeah you should have washed after did you watch after no I I stuck my penis in the dirt
00:34:59
hole mm-hmm did I go high not into it so I went to wash my digging that did vaginal sex uh yeah okay smart but then
00:35:07
what happened was um and I didn't know where to go for like to get regular women like a brothel to
00:35:16
get what you were in the [ __ ] district yeah but I didn't know where to go to get regular just a prostitute yeah I feel I didn't do it
00:35:23
I just but until one day I had four days off you know how like sometimes you're a number different concentration stretch
00:35:29
it's a big stretch and you have no you're not so what I would do is I would go to lobby and just sit there and drink
00:35:35
coffee in the by the bar no in the hotel lobby and then you just wait for someone to approach you know I would just sit
00:35:40
there all day I didn't know I didn't know anybody really yeah it was really sad but then too I could say it saying
00:35:51
to movie executives from the Asian movie company yeah we're there they walk by me
00:35:57
and they go hey I go I know you guys and they go eh you wanna joke and I go I
00:36:05
already I didn't know what that meant you know but I just got up and I just followed them and they took me to this
00:36:11
place called Amsterdam it's not it's it's a place called Amsterdam got it and you go in there and it's a restaurant at
00:36:18
first you sit there and there's a fat Madame you know I mean you know that there was a fat lady that no one would
00:36:24
ever [ __ ] but she runs the place yeah and she's very funny yeah and then there was like a all female she's the pimp
00:36:30
yeah rock group going the beaches yeah
00:36:39
the beautiful ladies and gentlemen okay and then um
00:36:45
and then we ate fruit what yeah oh yeah oh yeah because you're gonna yeah yeah I
00:36:51
don't know they just brought this the biggest fruit plate I dunno why no I don't know why do you know that fruit
00:36:56
makes your [ __ ] taste better oh you never heard that before ate a lot
00:37:01
of it you've never you guys know that don't you sugar sugar content makes your semen taste better why that's why they
00:37:07
did that Wow so I'm eating it and then I go what I just turn the now go what happens and
00:37:13
they go did we go to another room and in this other room is football bleachers
00:37:20
I'm not kidding like a brick or just happen like a USC football game bleachers but instead of
00:37:28
fans there's women yes and they're all lined up they're all sitting there like
00:37:34
I was gonna do my one-man show right and I sat there and I go how does this work do I just grab it I'm what the [ __ ]
00:37:41
app and the fat Madam's era yeah as you could know you look at the number see
00:37:46
they have a pin and they have a number and then they have letters on the number what yeah so you know like this is sex
00:37:54
slavery it would say 237 and it would say be 237 come on and it would say arms
00:38:03
SM just being super model and they were higher right and then there was like
00:38:09
they were more expensive yeah it'll say yeah it would say 0 V V is what
00:38:15
Vietnamese it's like dirt pennies I
00:38:21
didn't make up the rules every human is equal I'm just telling you what this place was like you're just an attendee
00:38:27
I'm an attendee right and they were hot what's the difference in price between a
00:38:33
V and s mmm I know hundreds of baht oh well how much is about I don't know a hundreds what is about what about is
00:38:40
there in currency yeah but I think so is
00:38:45
that what it's called I think so it's I think our researcher people should do it not you I bought they work they're done
00:38:51
they're not faster than I thought yeah I know way they're not fast they're not fast enough so then um I would the first night I go oh my god I'll take 403 SM oh
00:39:01
that's a good law and so they bring you down and then you if they follow you
00:39:07
back to your table where the fruit is and you have to kind of have like a conversation you'll fam you know maybe
00:39:15
that kind of thing why do they want to talk to you I don't know other by 500 baht is only 16 dollars American yeah so you paid $16 for a soup so then
00:39:25
you go up to a room and then you take a bath yeah they want to clean you because you probably probably thinking of dirty
00:39:31
peepee no that's what I thought at first huh but they think she went get on your
00:39:37
don't sit like I hand your knees on hands and knees like she wanted me to be like a doggy doggy style sitting in the
00:39:43
bathtub where the nozzle was by my butthole oh and she goes okay now I pick
00:39:49
us up and she poured the soap in my [ __ ] and she would she'd rub it and
00:39:54
she would pour soap in your butthole yeah how does she run what do you she's
00:39:59
like this and then she so and then the water would go into your butthole and then she would scrub it which she would scrub your [ __ ] with like I'm stick
00:40:05
with I go know what I got like a you know like what a loofah or whatever okay and then she would rinse it and then she
00:40:12
did it three times she rinsed your butthole three or more you know which makes you ha ha
00:40:18
yeah which makes you feel like yeah right like they were bringing it in like
00:40:25
you do this for everyone right she's like most once you fall okay MA right so
00:40:32
then so then she goes okay she drives you off and she goes okay go down your
00:40:37
stomach and you lay on your stomach and I don't know what to do I'm just do you
00:40:44
know when you go to a different country you just cut your general yeah you're following here and following the rules right and I remember sitting there on my
00:40:51
stomach and there was a gigantic clock like an old timey looking clock I mean you're on your back or your stomach on
00:40:57
the bed now so you're laying facedown and on the clock and I'm like what's gonna she's gonna give me a massage and
00:41:03
then I go home and she was eating my ball okay and I didn't ask for it and
00:41:10
well you did if you let her watch her [ __ ] three times what do you think that was for I don't maybe I smelled on
00:41:16
that I don't know what it is now she was gonna she watched my dick once too well yeah yeah yeah such and then literally
00:41:22
it was I'm not kidding you it was 15 minutes - as soon as went click 15 minutes she was done she just
00:41:30
ate rebuttal for 15 minutes and I was she just got off does she tug on your on your poll no that was at the beginning
00:41:35
that's like the appetizer yeah my friend and so then uh she put a condom on me
00:41:43
know she blew me without a condom that's why they make you eat fruit she blew me without a Khan and then um then she put a card on me we
00:41:51
had sex and then I ran into the two executives in the hallway and they like
00:42:02
a rite of passage yeah and then I went
00:42:08
there every single day for a month and a half every day I would shoot and I'll
00:42:14
give me my per diem give me my per diem yeah and you'd probably spend what the whole course of the time you spent $100
00:42:19
yeah and the per diem was $100 in American money yes so yeah right so then
00:42:25
I would take a moped and go and it got
00:42:30
to the point where this I feel so bad about it why do you feel bad because I got to the point where you tend get I
00:42:36
couldn't yeah I couldn't get hard because I was [ __ ] so much way cuz you would go every day yes and not only
00:42:42
that I was hurting other women's feelings because you know I'm funny mm-hmm right so I make people laugh in
00:42:50
the room so then when I'm in go ahead some when I'm in the Bleacher room you're telling and there's a girl and
00:42:55
there's a girl that I had four days ago that I had like a connection with and but I had to pretend I don't know who
00:43:01
they are because I was someone different so I have to go past them and as soon as
00:43:07
they pass and they go down yeah they get sat down yeah right then it got to the
00:43:15
point where I one time I even said I'll just pay you we're not gonna do anything what's gonna watch TV why you just were
00:43:21
lonely it's just lonely he wanted just companions yeah that's kind of cute though yeah you knew also brought there
00:43:27
was um but he didn't he just wanted to go for the accessory should say his name [ __ ] he didn't do anything all right
00:43:33
he didn't do anything okay you know I went to Beirut and had a proper ahh I went to a brothel in Beirut yeah and and
00:43:40
they didn't do anything Danny Masterson and his brother went with me just to check it out yeah well I'd go to look at
00:43:46
it yeah they'd do anything and they just they just left but you didn't I live there yeah right yeah yeah I got yeah I
00:43:53
paid rent but like I went with the rumor in the dark night yeah of course yeah the Chinese going
00:43:59
yes yeah I looked at to a brothel yeah but he just wanted a you know he was that one of the leads of
00:44:05
the movie his name is Qin Han great guy yeah and he goes um he went we had the fruit plate and he just left he just
00:44:12
wanted some fruit maybe or he just wanted as I guess I think enjoy the fantasy maybe I don't know what why but
00:44:17
it's kind of like going to a strip club though people go to strip clubs and they get [ __ ] and they get tugs and all
00:44:23
that stuff and some people just go to strip club cause it's an like atmosphere it's like a place to be yeah yeah I like
00:44:28
I don't really love going to titty bar but I'll go to a titty bar with friends but I don't get dances I kind of just I'll throw a couple bucks on the stage
00:44:34
oh my god where were we I was in the saddest titty bar I've ever seen in my entire life it was so much jump was
00:44:39
close no no no no it was out of town it was out of town and it was so sad it broke my [ __ ] soul maybe was in Nashville but I'm not kidding you dude I
00:44:46
got out a hundred dollars cash and people were like people were with were like I'm not gonna spend him any money I get a hundred dollars in singles okay
00:44:52
I'm not [ __ ] kidding I walked into the showroom and I was like oh my god
00:44:58
the moat and I mean the most unattractive people I've ever seen in my
00:45:04
life dancing one woman had a tip that was regular tit and and then and then a
00:45:10
tip that was like deflated like she could only afford one of the boob jobs I swear to God on my [ __ ] life once it
00:45:16
was full and one was gone one was out a cancer one went and got something I don't know yeah I don't one was out for
00:45:23
milk and the other one was there yeah and it was unreal dude I felt so bad I took a hundred dollars yeah and I'm not
00:45:28
kidding you jammed it right where the tips I threw it hit her in the face as I
00:45:33
get your other tit done I'm not kidding yeah I politely put the stack of money onstage politely yeah and I walked out I
00:45:40
was like oh dude it was already so [ __ ] sad yeah it wasn't even gonna pretend I put the money down I nodded
00:45:47
and I smiled politely and I walked right outside of the park and I smoked a [ __ ] cigarette and I don't even smoke I was so sad and hurt that I was like
00:45:54
[ __ ] give me a [ __ ] say because you know these women you know a lot of them are just trying to go to college but
00:45:59
most of them come to these these jobs with all this trauma oh my god all this
00:46:05
history it's all it's a it really is I don't like strip clubs I don't go anymore but first of all I just I'm I've
00:46:12
never cheated on my girl any of my girlfriends yeah i per take remember if I'm single I will
00:46:18
partake in seedy activities sure but at the end of the day from now on in I don't go to strip clubs I don't do any
00:46:24
of that [ __ ] well look strip clubs are kind of sad I will say this though I don't feel bad for any of the girls in like Vegas Vegas is a they're playing
00:46:32
you hard like strip clubs and anywhere else it's kind of sad they're kind of they usually come from a tough place and
00:46:38
they have to like do that to make a good living and like that suck Vegas those girls go there willingly knowing they're
00:46:44
gonna [ __ ] clean house there's girls in LA who are actresses that go there for the weekend to do their thing and
00:46:49
come back because that's how they pay rent they're playing people they're making thousands and thousands of now Vegas is not feel bad for me stripper
00:46:55
that's like you just brought up something I've never told this before tell it but then when I used to go to
00:47:02
Vegas I used to see one girl you mean you would call her every time you went she was a prostitute mm-hmm
00:47:08
her name's I'm not kidding you million million that was her mi ll I oh yes
00:47:13
million million and you know he was she was so hot yeah and so expensive white
00:47:19
black Asian white girl a grand she was one grand every time we had sex yes and in fact what a whole night to go out
00:47:27
for the whole night no jus she would come up thousand minutes come have sex and I'm Lea in fact she's so hot that I was there in
00:47:34
the palms once and my I can't say his name but my frayed mitts it but um my
00:47:39
friend Louie had no money louis c.k know my friend Louie Anderson I can't see his last name and Armstrong I can't sit yeah
00:47:47
Buzz Aldrin really yes no but um and I
00:47:53
went out went upstairs had sex with million came back down he saw him he goes I know that you just had sex with
00:48:00
her I had to have sex with her now too that's how hot she was and she would text me from time to time tell me what
00:48:06
she's doing or what movie she saw we had were friends you're still friends no oh because one night many years ago
00:48:12
she called me at like 3:00 in the morning [Music]
00:48:24
she's dead maybe or maybe her dog was [ __ ] dog was chasing her oh yeah maybe
00:48:31
that's it yeah maybe we should cut that out huh No who knows what's gonna last in this
00:48:37
podcast right we've been jumping all over the place that's great no it's been incredible but I'm also gonna say we're not cutting that out
00:48:42
you're gonna leave that in yeah but rest in peace million no I wanna see a
00:48:50
million if you're around yeah please call us yet or just you know
00:48:55
please call me a message on myspace because that's when I knew her yeah man we're gonna start I want to start taking phone calls on the show these guys have
00:49:00
a Bluetooth capability we're out so can we call million if we can get ahold of her yeah I want to see if she's okay yeah yeah because she was a nice girl
00:49:07
let's say this because we need to clear our tracks real fast all right we respect these these women that work in
00:49:12
sex work I really genuinely do I didn't know it's hard and it's and there's a lot of trauma that comes along with some some people not everybody but some
00:49:19
people have a tough go right but I'm just saying I'm just saying not all
00:49:24
people come from the same situation so it's not like all of these people code through trauma but a lot of it comes
00:49:29
from tough places so million probably was in a bad situation yeah somebody was taking advantage of million yeah she was
00:49:36
in a bad situation yeah and I hope she's alive I hope she's alive too and it was a very very long time ago all right female and also on top of it
00:49:43
is is that stand-ups to in many ways are similar to strippers hmm in the
00:49:49
environments we live in clubs ourselves yeah we're out performing and selling ourselves and we do it for free
00:49:56
it was worse if you're a young stripper you could make a lot of money but as a young comic you can't but it's the same
00:50:02
kind of environment and I was I always thought that a lot of comics that I knew had the same kind of backgrounds as
00:50:07
strippers like if you look at it like I got like big Jay oakerson or even a
00:50:14
towel there's some things going on it feels like you know I don't know I don't either but it here's all my comparison
00:50:20
that you're trying to make usually comics have some sort of trauma as a
00:50:26
youth that makes them want to perform and be in front of people yes okay most
00:50:31
comics know I'll take it back all comics are addicts one way or another what
00:50:37
addicted to drugs alcohol performance sex money attention all these things we
00:50:43
are addicts end of discussion yeah I had lunch with Louie Howie Michelle Howie Mandel and I go dude you
00:50:51
work way too much like 20 shows you're pitching and he goes because if I sit
00:50:56
still I remain with this and that's and I can't be there right so it's like it's
00:51:02
it's this his work addiction is the same as how I used drugs and alcohol I believe right yeah I mean it's the same
00:51:09
thing you're you don't want to feel you know you don't want to deal with what's really going on right right and so you
00:51:16
know you know this podcast should have been done three months ago but I was going through my ordeal yeah and I've
00:51:23
been working on all that you know because I no longer I want to feel more and I want to be present more you know
00:51:29
you are you definitely are for real don't say it with that face cuz then it looks like you faked it no no I'm not
00:51:34
you know I know I do believe it I think you're more I think you're more present you ever read by the way when you approached me when you told me what was
00:51:40
really going on when we had a conversation okay you know we had a couple of conversations when we had one and you really told me it was going on I
00:51:46
was scared yeah we're I just didn't know what was gonna happen to you right I thought
00:51:53
maybe you know you kept saying to me for the fans to know people who would you show coming I wasn't sure the reason
00:51:59
that the show got the lay was a myriad of reasons both my career your career and then your personal stuff and you
00:52:05
kept saying to me the show is gonna happen the show is gonna happen I did I think you didn't get it that I didn't care about the show no I didn't care
00:52:12
anymore I understand didn't even this means nothing and it bothered me because you
00:52:18
kept getting wrapped up in the idea that I cared more about the show I didn't care here's why I wanted to make sure I
00:52:24
wasn't let me [ __ ] finish I wanted to make sure that you weren't gonna go down
00:52:30
a real dangerous path because I'm gonna tell you something I'm not gonna mention his name because I don't want to I don't want to slander him but there's a
00:52:36
gentleman who's in comedy who's an extremely funny individual you know exactly I'm talking about he's added a lot of struggles with addiction he's come in and out and in and out he's had
00:52:43
some extremely hard times and he is very funny yeah died recently yes yeah okay
00:52:49
so when I see those things that happen to people to our people our crew yeah I get [ __ ] up I'm like dude this is not
00:52:55
it's not fake anymore it's not this fantasy that it's all gonna work out let
00:53:01
me scoot this bamboo closer to you here's the thing when I said that to you
00:53:08
yeah well it was because I wanted to do it yeah I knew that that this is the
00:53:14
right move to do and I'm I wasn't telling you that I was saying it to you
00:53:20
but it's myself reminding myself that I need to get better so that I can do this
00:53:25
right I understand that so that's what it is and you know I did I I wanted to
00:53:35
kill myself mm-hmm and but not to that point where I was like I don't want to be here anymore
00:53:41
you know and then that thought became really depressing and scary to me do you
00:53:49
really did you I'm genuine did you really wake up and say I could leave and it won't matter
00:53:55
yeah you really felt that mm-hmm you felt I could go and it doesn't mean [ __ ] do you not think do you not think about
00:54:01
because I'm being serious a lot of people say when they go to a depression or they go through suicidal thoughts do
00:54:08
you just anyone ever enter your into your mind anybody else enter your new minor no but you have there's still the state that I was in okay
00:54:14
I had to understand no you don't because I lost what I gained it back but I lost 25 pounds in a month and again yes I
00:54:22
could add you candy right back plus a couple if I'm being very honest with you I don't go ahead no but you lost a lot of weight you did
00:54:28
and you look good but go ahead okay I'm glad you're healthy go ahead don't say
00:54:33
go ahead the way No all right that's fine go ahead but it's rude it's rude no
00:54:39
you look good go ahead don't see go ahead again I didn't say go ahead all right so I lost 25 pounds I could not
00:54:46
eat in fact when I was in Portland at helium I hadn't eaten in days and I took
00:54:52
Stephen Randolph and Chelsea Skidmore to a nice sushi restaurant you know you
00:54:57
know what I'm gonna try to eat with you guys I took a half a bite of a yellowtail sushi and I vomited all over the table holy [ __ ] I could not hold anything food
00:55:04
are you on any no I was only weed right so that scared me too it's like I'm only smoking weed how come I can't eat and then all of a
00:55:11
sudden I couldn't sleep I would get 1 hour 2 hours a night if that were you panicking at night too
00:55:17
or were you know I was wide awake was just awake thinking about my dad thinking about my
00:55:24
relapse thinking about a myriad of things but then as the non-eating continued and the non-sleeping continued
00:55:31
it became manic and I started thinking insane things like what I'm going to
00:55:38
jump in front of this bus or you know because you you're not giving yourself nutrients you're in this your thyroid is
00:55:44
out of control and I was just in a space I had never been to before
00:55:49
right and a miracle happened I ran into a friend of mine and she goes you look
00:55:55
like [ __ ] and I was telling her what it was going on like I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on because I can't eat
00:56:00
sleep and I want to kill myself this is that right and I'm using and she's like you guys see my therapist I saw a
00:56:05
therapist and and as soon as I started talking about the my past trauma with my
00:56:11
dad the way that he beat us and all that stuff I was driving away from the
00:56:17
therapy session and my hunger came back and so I ate three meals that night and
00:56:22
then I sat there and I went what the [ __ ] is going on there's something that has to do with my dad dying the history
00:56:30
of how I grew up and my physical into condition now and mental condition and
00:56:35
so I went away to a place and I figured it out and it worked 100% it changed my
00:56:42
life so I have almost 50 days sober now I'm go to meetings every day you don't
00:56:49
clap for 50 yeah but they didn't why didn't you guys [ __ ] plan no [ __ ] you no George [ __ ] you George no George
00:56:57
George Odyssey [ __ ] you man John is high that's a [ __ ] ripped out
00:57:04
of his head yeah he doesn't know where we are he thinks he were doing just kidding news right now you know John fell down the stairs twice
00:57:10
of course he did that the more slips yeah I know he fell down twice on the way up yeah the stairs are moving
00:57:16
that's not an escalator John these are [ __ ] regular stairs the if there was
00:57:21
four types of Asians you could [ __ ] put down on a list yeah he'd be type number nine a hundred percent you don't
00:57:26
even exist huh never sighs yeah it's a it's a medical phenomenon this guy he is made in a lab yeah yeah but my point is is
00:57:33
this so you know I know this is it's got pretty serious real quick no we still have some we need to get a little bit
00:57:39
serious about this part of the show is recollecting the mental health of you me
00:57:46
our friendship yeah because that's I think that's the that's a huge portion of our relationship yeah yeah because it
00:57:52
comes on sometimes it gets all over the [ __ ] place when you told me that you're I don't know if you want me to share it but I don't yeah you did when
00:57:59
you told me that your dad not your mother's teeth out of her mouth I saw it
00:58:05
in my head and that was the crit was the most it was the most real I've ever had
00:58:11
connection to that I don't know physical abuse for mom and dad yeah but when you said that to me I felt it because you're
00:58:17
my friend but the most traumatic thing is not just even that it's you know when
00:58:22
I was a kid and my mom got me a cat right yes and she and I and I've never had an
00:58:30
animal or pet it was a kitten and this kitten I remember all summer long I
00:58:37
would sit with this kitten all day long and we would play and he would / and he
00:58:43
was my friend yeah and then one day I came home and the kittens gone completely gone where
00:58:50
my mom goes we gave it away and then I started crying good why and then my dad
00:58:55
goes stop crying right and then they
00:59:00
came when in the house and i sat there where like where we put the kitten in the garage and I mean where I used to
00:59:06
live where he was to live and I just cried all day no one to talk to no one
00:59:14
to explain anything to me about Stevie Stevie was a really young he was like
00:59:19
three cuz the gap was so big age-wise for no just three years but you know when you're six or seven right and he's
00:59:25
four he didn't get it he didn't get it so it didn't really affect him he didn't affect him as much as it did me and date my parents did that with two
00:59:33
other animals why would so what it was a habit for them to take it and give it away yeah why because they think that
00:59:39
they can do it and then like a month later they don't know they break they break and then they just give it away
00:59:44
because a responsibility or something yeah yeah so then what ended up happening is um I so but did you ever see where they went
00:59:52
did you know where they went no in the middle of the night it would just take I would go to school come home they were gone did you ever but but that by the
00:59:59
third one Skippy yeah I didn't care you were right they were just desensitizing you because I didn't bond
01:00:05
with Skippy do you think what did you ever did you ever do you think maybe you
01:00:10
guys maybe you guys ever ate him do you think you ever ate him do you think you
01:00:15
can do you think maybe if your mother maybe she cooked him a bro-bro even if
01:00:24
that did happen maybe I don't want to know I think you did if dude because
01:00:30
that hmm would [ __ ] me up I would [ __ ] you up more in throw that out organize
01:00:36
ed you didn't we did not eat them but
01:00:42
was weird is is that but now you love animals because of that show cuz cuz they're like brought in my 20s my buddy
01:00:49
um Seth had a BB gun and I used to shoot kittens in the face with yeah use that
01:00:54
[ __ ] yeah our serial [ __ ] killer that's what serial killers who they hurt cats I know because I I know I'm an
01:01:02
animal lover but because I know that they hurt me emotionally that I just
01:01:08
became desensitized to of them so you would hurt them to get back at how you felt when you were a kid yeah and then
01:01:14
what happened was when I met kalila now I have six animals I know and I love them more than life itself and um it
01:01:22
make it because I have them it makes me angry or about how what your parents did
01:01:28
well that makes perfect sense yeah because I am so given that and the abuse
01:01:34
and just you know at 12 years old I did meth crystal methamphetamine and I did
01:01:41
hard drugs at 12 and No wonder like I just sort of had to survive yeah it had so much pain as a
01:01:48
kid and you know my therapist and all the people that saw me in Arizona they
01:01:54
were saying it's a miracle that you even have freaking function yeah because and
01:01:59
and they said the reason why you could is because God gave you one skillset humor and you were able to create a
01:02:06
career off of that and that's the only thing I know how to do it's the only thing I did diligently and I did every
01:02:13
day yeah and um thank God for that yeah otherwise who knows what happened I
01:02:18
don't I don't want I don't want to know you know I mean yeah I don't wanna know could've been like the Asian Ed Gein you're right just making like gloves out
01:02:25
of human skin yeah whatever you know I mean ya know it's well you could have turned into a really bad that's why I
01:02:30
mean you're an inch away from being a serial killer I could have been but no because when I was born
01:02:35
and this isn't sound so cheesy a new aging but as a baby I was born an
01:02:41
innocent kid that needed simple things like nurture all of all of all that
01:02:46
stuff but your environment is what [ __ ] you up that's my point is is this so my original self my original child Who I am is is that's
01:02:54
who I am yeah but your environment [ __ ] you up I understand that but that
01:03:00
doesn't that's not who I am who what what God made me was this a good kid I'm
01:03:07
a good person you are a very good person no you are
01:03:13
you're a very good person but you are pretty you are you're a good
01:03:19
person this is a terrible guy you're a terrible I don't you're a good for business
01:03:24
here's the thing why are we friends you're a good person you're a good person but you just call
01:03:29
me for serial killer but yeah I could easily easily see you becoming a serial
01:03:37
killer and I mean that if your picture popped up on the evening look right into
01:03:42
your camera look right into yours and then do this smile serial killer tonight on the email you're gonna do that go
01:03:48
ahead look at them tonight an evening news KTLA Bobby Lee found harassing kittens off the 101 freeway having sex it up and
01:03:55
lighting them on fire more - at 10 p.m. here's the thing is is that a lot of people that come from that trauma they've victimized other people
01:04:03
they do animals first and then they get to people no but whatever you know when I sake I shot one time I shot a cat with
01:04:09
a [ __ ] BB gun in the face all right that's fine all right insane all right all right fine you're like a kid in my
01:04:16
neighborhood we were this big this big heavyset kid who might've been a little slow upstairs we don't we don't really know not your calling [ __ ] no
01:04:22
because he's not what you just said no you just said git was [ __ ] that's not what I said I say he was a little
01:04:28
slow he was a little it was a little slow Trump he was a little slow you know
01:04:33
what he used to do it he would catch like a river cat fit like river fish you know like bottom feeders yeah and he
01:04:39
would catch him and he would take the hook out anybody who watch this and he would throw them and smash them against
01:04:45
the brick wall terrible person I know and and yeah when I see his eyes sometimes and I shift to you and I see
01:04:52
your eyes I see the exact same thing it's harder to see but I could but when I do see your eyeballs yeah
01:04:58
when I do come on you are they know what you are and see that little pate that thing inside of you you will kill fat
01:05:04
you're the chief you're the chief of every [ __ ] police police in a movies
01:05:10
yeah hand me your badge and your gun and they're trying to go they're trying to go put I didn't tip I was saving put
01:05:16
your badge and go change yeah yeah a piece of [ __ ] we know what you did yeah yeah that's you I know you did yeah you
01:05:23
won't stand for it in my town you're a villain in every movie huh I should take you a little Chinese push and get out of
01:05:28
my precinct oh [ __ ] your rice and your
01:05:35
duck and keep it moving but I what I ended up doing is I've victimized myself you did yeah
01:05:41
and I'm no longer to do that anymore what's your what is your tip for people that might have that are going through
01:05:47
[ __ ] and trauma and and stuff that they can't control what would your tip be I'm not saying their traumas bullsh
01:05:53
I'm saying they're going through a lot of [ __ ] what's your tip to these people that really need a little bit of
01:05:58
an answer well if you went through I mean my my opinion would be and it's obviously my opinion is is that if
01:06:05
you're going through some sort of if you had a traumatic childhood abuse it's it's going
01:06:10
show up in your life at some point yeah and a lot of times it shows up in
01:06:15
physical ailments right because you hold trauma in your body so people that have
01:06:21
experienced trauma have more chance of getting cancer strokes is that true yeah
01:06:26
women that go through trauma as a child sexual trauma have a thousand times more
01:06:32
percent of getting raped right yes right yes right raped and all that stuff
01:06:37
physicals it like you know shortness of breath can't walk you know back aches
01:06:43
neck aches because your body holds on to so much stress yes and it creates stress and that [ __ ] needs to be dealt with and
01:06:49
released and and um so I would say if you can and you can you can afford it go
01:06:55
see a trauma therapist yeah you know and talk about those things do EMDR do all the things that you need to do because
01:07:02
I'm gonna tell you and and you know I'm the biggest skeptic in the book because I've been in recovery for thirty years and I've been to so many institutions
01:07:09
and I thought that this place was for loonies and I walked away from it going
01:07:14
if that's all it was a life changer you looked down on it initially yeah because I didn't know what it was I didn't even
01:07:19
really know what my problem was and then I went there and um I feel like I was carrying around a Mack truck on my
01:07:26
[ __ ] shoulders and I feel so much looser and freer and the weight is gone
01:07:31
and I just so much happier yeah you look happier yeah I mean you know you don't
01:07:38
look physically better but that's not that wasn't the problem with you you can't you still have the same you still
01:07:44
you're still the same good old six it's
01:07:49
so funny that you laugh it's you especially George because let me say
01:07:54
something right now I picked you up when you had nothing mm-hmm right John and
01:08:00
now he has this little mini Empire he's [ __ ] like the Emperor crazy that he's gotten so much and and I said on our
01:08:06
podcast I didn't want to talk to about him or involve him and now he's already involved and he's he's a snake he's a little me his little giggles right he
01:08:15
wants everyone to know yeah because people know his giggles yeah he's in the room yeah no more giggle in front your
01:08:21
giggle days are over no no no I'm gonna gonna put we're gonna put we're gonna put a little lapel mic on him yeah and
01:08:27
every time he giggles he gets whipped at the end oh yeah every time John laughs
01:08:32
he gets two lashings yeah yeah how about a ruler and we yeah yeah yeah you know
01:08:39
happen to my mama usually happen to my mom all the time in Catholic school well you know Catholic school is like they
01:08:44
used to beat the [ __ ] I mean beat the [ __ ] out of these kids I'm not kidding like the nuns my mom would say first of all they would hit
01:08:50
kids in the face open-handed oh and and and and when they when they'd walk around with the ruler do you know this
01:08:57
they would they would smack you on your arms until you would bleed with rulers
01:09:02
but how do they think that that helps because they're because they probably they're going through weird trauma so
01:09:08
they're transferring it onto the kids so they're beating the [ __ ] out of the kids because somebody [ __ ] them up you you
01:09:14
want to I know you're working on a baby yeah you want to see a video no homemade
01:09:21
video but your anger are you gonna my anger today was because let's let's tell
01:09:28
the crew real quick what's going on let's tell people that here's the thing we didn't when we came into this today we worked so hard on putting this studio
01:09:35
together there's a brand-new beautiful studio it's incredible okay Bobby gets to float in on a [ __ ] cloud like a
01:09:44
video game character like it's a [ __ ]
01:09:50
like it's a special power and he floats in any first thing he comes in he's like this colors bad [ __ ] this color I don't
01:09:56
like to blow oh they did
01:10:01
and he complained about the shelf because Georgian put up the shelf yet because you're just rewiring stuff and
01:10:06
we're falling behind on time schedule wise but you you came in and you were early which pissed me off
01:10:13
if [ __ ] pissed me off cuz I'm responsible you're never le dude I'm Oh
01:10:18
George am i early timeout what time did he tell you to be here three o'clock no way yeah you were here
01:10:26
at 2:20 I know because I had therapy and nca Encino yeah would you want me to
01:10:31
wait down the street in a corner oh I got five seconds from here so do I we live five
01:10:37
seconds from here I was surprised that you were early it [ __ ] me up I was building a table and you came in you
01:10:42
criticized phase you turned me around the veins and then I realized he has little pop marks on his cheeks like
01:10:48
Edward James Olmos right thank you Saudi sofrito so do you when you use it face [ __ ] you still
01:10:55
have zits how about some propecia or something you still have active you still have you still have zits by the
01:11:03
way I don't have an EZ zits on my face right now dude take a photo of our faces and go to a [ __ ] dermatology thing
01:11:08
who has worth skin this is this is a scar from my youth yeah but because you pop up but the rest
01:11:15
of my face and I don't wash my face [ __ ] you still have zits I don't have
01:11:20
any zits on my face okay well it looks like it it looks like it you or your whole head looks like a [ __ ] boil
01:11:26
this is just read it is very loyal that the pop a juice your whole head your whole head yeah looks like a like you
01:11:33
know the lemon head guy that's what you look that's delicious look this oh that's a racist
01:11:41
I'm Bobby lose no lemon have a child and
01:11:49
I'm gonna have that rage you cannot rage out on your choice I will yes I will you won't okay
01:11:54
you gonna score it let me tell you something yeah you're my kid ready yeah what happened um Billy does Street he
01:12:01
hit me on that leg with a baseball bat with what a hard bat or a soft bass and I'll salt bath yeah go get my hard bat
01:12:07
out of the garage come on let's go okay we walk down the street hey you hit him yeah okay Sonny fifties son this boy's
01:12:15
life this is take my breath take my bat now start hitting him back right now hit him as hard as you can but I'm a girl
01:12:21
I'm your daughter babe I don't see no gender oh you don't so I shaved your head I was
01:12:29
mad you were a girl okay so you're gonna be a boy now you understand yeah your name is Mark so I want you to be loving
01:12:34
I'm gonna be loving I'm gonna be very loving I'm gonna be very lucky I'm gonna be very loving but I am gonna hit it I'm gonna hit it
01:12:40
I'm gonna teach it what's really goin on ya know they say you let it cry you gotta let it cry out yeah if my kid cries too long yeah outside but no some
01:12:47
therapy I think you need it like for Rage this is my therapy your my therapy I don't have I went to
01:12:53
anger stuff I've gone to stuff okay can I just say this things like that's why
01:13:00
when I was a kid because III cuz I got kicked out of every school I was ever in for fighting cuz you're a rageful angry
01:13:06
because the world is [ __ ] so I would
01:13:13
punch kids I used to punch people all the time I loved it but dude let me say something about this
01:13:19
guy if you if I grew up with you I would have punched you as hard as I could every day and I would have probably
01:13:24
killed myself then 40 years oh well then I wish we met then wow that hurts so bad
01:13:30
but I want to see something pause oh I'm kidding I was awesome you know I'm kidding second of all we wouldn't have grown up together you're [ __ ] 30
01:13:36
years older than me go ahead so and I
01:13:42
believe this in a cosmic way yeah one day I'm driving down the street with kalila and her niece Julianna we're like
01:13:52
let's go eat let's do something so we and just I just went let's just Bowl I
01:13:58
have you bowled I do you know how to ball and they're like bowl okay yeah
01:14:03
where's a bowl I didn't know where a bowling place is so we Google it we drive around and then we find it and I'm
01:14:11
like I don't know how to do it they put me the shoes on I don't know how to do it and there we go and then the bowl and
01:14:19
I turned to my left and I see Andrew Santino his wife and some white nerd
01:14:24
that's our select that's our slave your slave we have a little white sex slavery a yes we get horny and they're literally
01:14:30
in the next Lane over yeah one lane over one lane over and I turn to him and to
01:14:36
me I just the odds of it right unbelievable unbelievable and you know what you said what look at these ugly
01:14:42
pieces of [ __ ] and then you know what you did you turned around with rage at immediately he would like this is Andrew
01:14:48
this is what Andrew did right look at these ugly pieces of [ __ ]
01:14:54
it was crazy and then once you realize there's a Elin I could Bob right and
01:15:01
then he goes let me ball for you bro you're talking about a professional
01:15:09
Midwest he does a [ __ ] spin it was
01:15:15
[ __ ] incredible dude it was so fun you're so good I was the universe that brought us together that day again I'm
01:15:21
so funny man yeah guys I just got back into town but do you believe in stuff like that cosmic 100% yeah I do
01:15:27
I don't believe in fate I think fate is [ __ ] cuz I don't think anything is supposed to happen to you yeah what I think the universe makes things happen
01:15:35
coincidentally I think things kind of happen and it's the universe giving you tips like a this is a good this is a
01:15:41
good this is a good do to put you do you equate that to God I don't really
01:15:46
believe in God but you believe in some sort of I believe in and also I believe in the power of the universe I believe
01:15:52
in the power of connection and people and energy and something matches things together so yet I see that as God sure
01:16:00
that's what you say I don't like the word God I know I I'm not saying Jesus I'm not saying a political God I know
01:16:07
but God as God in the frame of reference of where you're taking it from is is from Christians like you're thinking
01:16:14
Christian God I mean Zoroastrianism has a God I know but you were thinking of Christian God when I was thinking but
01:16:20
Zoroastrians over the original religion okay fine so you're telling me you're really thinking about their reference of
01:16:25
God are you thinking about the Christian God Zoroastrianism okay I believe it if I before before Christ if you say it I
01:16:31
believe it yeah I just have heard God my whole life from the Christian perspective yeah and I don't like this thing that they say I don't believe it's
01:16:37
a white dude and a beard up there no oh where did he get the clothes from exactly who made the shoes why would he
01:16:44
need clothes where are the shoes can control the environment the temperature is I don't like it like he's like I'll
01:16:50
put this face in the clouds it's a white guy so he wouldn't be on a cloud he'd being like some sort of tempur-pedic chair they you know I mean he'd be
01:16:57
floating on tits he would have a yeah yeah the bed of huge tits yeah or he you
01:17:02
just he wouldn't even have need a body but while it's not even a chick yeah it's not even a dude it's not a chick that whole competition
01:17:07
like God is a woman that gods first what God is not human if God is real whatever you think it's not a [ __ ]
01:17:13
one of us it's not no of course not yes [ __ ] bamboo tree that I got for you he has no judgments against gays or
01:17:20
certain ethnicities well shirt off shirt saw some some and
01:17:27
definitely dwarves oh yeah yeah he's like I'm not gonna work that's just him having fun yeah yeah he goes this one's
01:17:34
not done yet Lord he goes let me just put it out there see what happens right yeah and the kid gets on Game of Thrones
01:17:40
oh [ __ ] that what happen oh it is
01:17:46
breathe and they're breathing with normal sighs that's weird I don't like this at all we love we're friends with so many dwarf
01:17:54
how many little people a little bit we're friends with Inuits what I don't know what you mean natives what who
01:18:04
don't talk you [ __ ] who's in you have an inuit friend i don't know i don't know
01:18:09
Inuit are natives right they're NATO the Eskimos oh we need to get you a mic so you can [ __ ] handle we can do we got
01:18:15
to get him a mic will help I have to control it can we have a button over here where we can turn it off yeah okay
01:18:20
perfect can we just have a better looking sidekick than him yeah well
01:18:26
let's get somebody like John's better-looking how much does happen are you want to be here for a bunch John you should how
01:18:33
about this huh we'll just get one mic there and they get anyone can talk whoever it has that you know we're gonna do for the next episode what seriously
01:18:39
what we're gonna hire an actor or an actress off Craigslist and they have to talk through him or her let's do someone
01:18:46
that we really enjoy talking to yeah yeah yeah someone that's a cool and fun and they get the audition that person is 100 percent alright but they don't get
01:18:53
to speak they get to speak through that person yeah yeah you'll have to get a camera over there and put it on them is that ok I'm at ok of course it's ok I do
01:19:00
whatever the [ __ ] I want I'm telling you what to do yeah but is that ok ok great
01:19:06
that's long enough right how long did we go how long has it been and a buck 20 do we
01:19:15
know what part of this episode that we like and which ones we hate I like it all you like all of it don't you I think we
01:19:21
a lot of good heights in fact it to be very honest my old lady asked me what I what the key points were gonna hit on I
01:19:26
said I want to do this scene I'm not joking I said I wanted you to seem with you and then talk about a little bit of the business stuff but we didn't even
01:19:32
get into some stuff I wanted to talk to you about and I wanted to know about genuinely mental health and how you're
01:19:40
feeling and you did it on your own which is surprising yeah and we're gonna and we're gonna make some big changes
01:19:45
for the second and third and fourth and with this is this is our first this is our first of all this is it we're never
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doing it again okay enjoy this all right I'm not gonna do it again by the way shut up you know
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the secret episode yeah our secret episode so I have the file I'm gonna
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release it but here's what I'm gonna do the one that we were not supposed to release yeah I wanna I'm gonna I'm gonna
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raise money and then we're gonna donate all the money to what us yeah you know I
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think we're gonna cause I think cuz you know Chris D and Yanis they did an episode of something and there they put
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it if you get some really racist and bashes on people yeah not racist but it bashes on one people we do we had their
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written and people--he their will reduce it for a million dollars and some people are considering it that's a they said
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who would have a million to do that oh you're saying they have to crowdfund a million yeah to release it Wow
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we should release it to up like a special patreon I was I was thinking
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about I was like but it would have to be its you know what have you listened to it yeah is it racist yep is that sexist
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yep is it gonna get in trouble yep I'm not kidding I have I have in my
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car in my center console there's like a slot for SD cards like there's also there's USB and there's SD yeah and I put it in one day I'm not kidding yeah
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and the moment I started driving and I started listening to it I took it out I was like oh my god that's so good I
01:21:13
remember driving away from it going if he releases that my career is over we
01:21:19
talked about it right away I was like we can't do oh my god you know why don't because the energy that came into that room when we were doing it I was on an
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old studio in Hollywood yeah and your energy was [ __ ] when you walked in and my energy was really Pat was pissed
01:21:30
off yeah and it was two fuses and it was it was over one him and I did one an hour remember we
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did an hour or yeah and we stopped and we go we have to do it again we started over yeah I was Grant haribol we needed
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to walk away for a second it was really bad because it was off something was wrong I mean you know and that's gonna
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happen well but I know what it was what was it be honest let's get this podcast
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I don't want you to [ __ ] okay tell me the truth you were being uh trying to
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find a good word you know to be real see it I know I want to find the word don't say I find the word you were being brat
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there needs to be a new word for brat you were being a [ __ ] brat a little
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entitled [ __ ] you were a [ __ ] you were a [ __ ] cheerleader you were a little
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cheerleader you're the top you're the best in school and Becky and I get everything I want you know and you were
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and you showed up to the party and everyone was having fun without you and you were like get out ain't Becky you
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know and you were a brat you were a [ __ ] entitled brat and you were acting mean and you were you were st.
01:22:42
you were like poking at me where are you going I did let's end it let's just
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[ __ ] that net no we did good put your [ __ ] headphones on you were being a brat because then you're doing it right
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now [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what you were
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doing the voice though right here yeah this has been this has been fine
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don't think was good I think it was [ __ ] awesome action okay good I think was really really fun okay I think it's a good start to this whole show man yeah
01:23:15
I don't know how we're gonna end it how we're gonna start if bobby hated the music I put up the music that I had potentially you hated the art you hated
01:23:20
the music you didn't want to call it red and yellow I'm gonna bring some stuff from home here yeah do whatever you got
01:23:26
to do to make to make me feel at home oh you want to help out let's say you
01:23:32
wanna help out let's just do you wanna help you wanna help on the show phrases
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in it from Bobby Lee yeah and Andrew Santino bad friends bad friends yeah we'd like to say goodbye thanks for
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being us No what do we rehearsed it oh yeah thanks for being honest and thank you thank you
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thanks for being our bad friend thank you for thank you for bigger bad better sing at this one two three thank you for
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being our bad friend [Music]
