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with 15% off today using Code bad at my.u.com badri you two are bad friends are these
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two idiots a white dude and an Asian dude you two are disgusting woo you two
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or something we're bad friends oh my God no don't but you think
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I'm going to vomit yes no I'm not oh God that's done get theck yeah yeah so I
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want to apologize to um the cobs comedy club in San Francisco I had to cancel
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over the weekend because um I had a little vomiting scare what happened
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oh well that that's my bedroom and Mone cleaned that what it look like after it
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still smells though wait it still smells yeah it still smells yeah cuz you vomit
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it into your carpet get a yeah I went deep you need you ever heard of deep clean dude I went through like
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$500 you gave him $500 yeah for deep clean you gave me two yeah I two you get
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you get upfront two and you finish the job 300 three I went through two of those smiley sponge go go through all of
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them I did all of them in your house plethora he barely get your own Smiley sponge and bring it over yeah I'm not
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going to give you the three until the smell's gone he only did it for like 20 minutes I know 20 minutes go back over there right now while we're shooting all
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right so I'm going to tell everyone what happened let's be truthful yeah okay I have no idea what happened I mean you
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canceled you canel cobs and I apologize I'm going to I'm G to make up the dates in February and I'm going to give give
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you guys the best show you'll ever have seen all right so that's a promise to you and I apologize but what happened
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was I didn't know how to use the OIC pen mhm and I put the four times the amount
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in my body right okay right and so what happened before I I put it in my body is
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I I thought well I'm not going to be eating so I'm going to have one Fiesta a Mexican fiesta so I brought I got potato
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Taquito m a carnos burrito guacamole chips right and I gorged any quo no
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queso quo I love do you like I like
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no that's how Mike Tyson says queso yeah pass me some of the queso yeah so what I
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so I gorg and then immediately I stuck the pin in my stomach yeah right but what happened was my food wasn't digest
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I obviously you're you know right when you eat you're so those zic was like hey what going on in
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here what's up in here dog what what's going on in here more
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like this hey hey what's going on here who's this burrito guy yeah so you out
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burrito out taquitos out so I um puked all over the studio no
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when I puked so I took a nap and I woke up gargling yeah you were bubble guts
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right so then I did the PUK puke with Mone cleaned at my house did you not have time to go to your bathroom you or
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you want dude it was cuz I I've never how we've lived together for have you ever seen me vomit never wow yeah that's
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I'm diarrhea guy yeah that's your thing yeah I'm the king of that other end yeah I do the other end only okay has anybody
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else ever thrown up at your home no that's the first puke in that house probably wow yeah so then I came here
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then you had we a little birthday cake we had a little bit of birth had to eat some you had to I had to eat some and
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then we did the promo mhm and I knew we tried why don't we play it for the fans
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so yeah watch this play with us forever and ever and
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ever Bob's breathing swallows look at him big breath come play with us that's
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[Laughter] it why keep watching keep
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watching keep watch keep watching this the last this one's the best one
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it's so much it's so
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much yeah yeah bro so much dude I think we got it we
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got it and let me say this we got it are you okay
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yeah one and so but these vomits that's how good violent yeah that looked like
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it hurt but now every hour at home I didn't even sleep in my room I slipped
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in your old room and I left the door open so I can go right to the bathroom cuz your the bathroom is close to the door you just slept in the tub yeah and
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every hour that kind of it was the worst 24 hours 48 hours did you lose any weight I'm still
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fat and that's you mean and that's the problem yeah yeah here's another thing
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about OIC that I want to to talk about yeah is is that I'm not eating at all
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and so I I I feel so tired because I'm not eating any protein seems
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[Laughter] when cuz last night was a pretty good
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one what do you mean you you at my house you had like seven sausages no I didn't I didn't have seven I had
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dude we counted no stop no stop all right I had one sausage right a quarter
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of your pretzel no yeah you had a half a pretzel no I didn't it wasn't a half you gave me a quarter it was a half yeah but
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I didn't finish it okay I didn't finish it there's no proof of that yeah and then I ate um some of your delicious
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apple turnover that turnovers are with your homemade homemade wh cream whip cream right so good so it sounds like
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OIC really kicking into full gear but I only had a little bit of it that was all I ate the whole day you didn't have
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anything no that was it the whole day okay you know that was my meal and so
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today when we had the we went to a missional star restaurant right which was very nice and that's where I ate
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fish it was the first time you had fish yeah yeah ever and I ate uh some uh
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caviar what what was in there too we had uh what was in inside of it it was it was like crab right some crab inside and
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then some eel and so that um eel and sticky R and as this is I swe if you
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watch Naked and Afraid I yeah love it okay okay you know it's a survival show and they haven't eaten in 4 days and
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when they actually finally eat protein they can feel it in their body or sometimes they get really sick cuz their
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body's not used to it yeah but sometimes they're like I can feel it gives them immediate energy right not that that
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happened German sausages didn't do it for you what I'm saying is but you instantly feel better yeah you know what
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I mean you feel you feel like you're you're like I yeah without today dinner we had M I would be so tired
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right did you eat e breakfast no no lunch no so what are you doing today just water are you drinking anything I'm
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electrolytes so like Gatorade yeah and I've got I've gotten IVs every day don't do that every day yeah I need nausea
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you're not supposed to get an IV every day just three days in a row that's every day exactly that's not good I know
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and and for well they couldn't even find the hole you're going to have track marks on your arm we're going to think you're using again so yeah but I needed
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the um the nausea medication oh because you well don't they with OIC don't they usually prescribe you an they they
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didn't they didn't so I I I feel bad about the um the cobs I apologize for
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that and then um now the big question will I continue to use it MH I don't know yet how long do you have to take
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don't you isn't there there's got to be a minimum amount of time they need you to take it before it because you can't like just go right off it it's probably
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really bad for you do you do it in the morning you shoot yourself in the morning you only do it once a week
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according clinical trials uh look at the side effects of it's called seude yeah
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the active ingredient in no people lose an average about 5% of body weight between week six and 12 you got to go 12
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weeks I got to go 12 weeks the most benefit out of I don't like the name it sounds like SCH smegma schmeg lude
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scientific research suggests you need to be taking it for at least a year I'll go a year I don't know man yeah yeah I'll
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go a year what Chelsea Handler does it yeah you guys are kind of the same yeah yeah and she swears by it but I feel
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like you're going to be ugly once you're skinny mhm I see that but that's not no
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that's true that's not the consensus on the street you lose your attrac okay let me just say something right now the [ __ ] hakua girl what's her name hakua
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Haley Haley wels wels right you know what she and I I'm going to start a war
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with this lady right now dude why because I'm going to tell you why okay okay she's on her podcast and she has a
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couple of girls on it right yeah and they put up a photo I guess they had put in Kim J
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in replace of just on did the Haka show no they they [ __ ] we can't get Kim
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Jong-un I know what the [ __ ] are you guys doing right and and then they go we didn't know you had Bobby Lee on the podcast and then and then hakua goes I
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did have him cuz she looked at the photo and she goes oh there is Bobby Le she thought I was Kim
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Jong-un it's kind of cool no it's not it's kind of cool he's so famous I know
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but yeah you would you'd love to be that famous you can't go anywhere in North
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Korea without being recognized and praised that's your dream I should go there yes is that's what you're saying
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that's your dream you could be the Kim Jong of South Korea yeah or you could be one like one of those movies H where
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there's an assassination so they put in a fake Kim Jong-un you could be the I'm the fake Kim Jong-un right and you go to
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North you go to South Korea hello you know I come hello every he's back and
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he's hip yeah he's friends with all the cool kids yeah he's
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yeah yeah I could be the Korean dab everybody I get on I get on [ __ ]
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television Sai becomes your best friend no no [ __ ] Sai he's doing his own gag do
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my own three everybody know welcome I I dress you once a week this
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time right don't what you think and and then some music
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I right I don't know anyway so that's why I'm losing weight for hakua not just
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that not just hakua it's just like you know people are saying now that I'm fat
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I don't like it look at me you're not fat I am no you're not no you're not no you're not fat you are the shape you're
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supposed to be fat I just don't feel good about myself well I want you to feel good that's it because I love you
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all right I mean that's enough said so I'm going to try this out you should feel good about yourself without the OIC is what I'm trying to say cuz that's a
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negative place to be if that's what you think it's going to take to get you to good place with yourself but it has been working for people but what does that
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mean does it work for a here or just a physical cuz this needs to change too you need a oh here we go what the [ __ ]
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are you doing what are we doing well there's a there's a bunch of there's a bunch of people on the internet that talk about the psychology of OIC these
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people also need you but you should be prescribed a therapist and OIC don't puke sorry sorry please you should go to
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you should have therapy with those epic it should be required because this does this needs to change too just say your
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brain no I'm talking about your your temple your [ __ ]
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brain cuz when you do there's so much in this area skull is this where that hair follicles is that where this name comes
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from Temple because of Asians in my temple the mind is your
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Tempo this is my Tempo oh that's good is that where that came frombe does it work with black voice do it it's my cor of
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sto my con sto it's my cono wow by the way that's funny that uh this look I
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have nothing negative to say about the kid I don't know the girl I think I think things like this in this culture
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do this thing to you where you're like I want to be a certain way so I'm perceived [ __ ] that [ __ ] that it wasn't
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that what so a year ago maybe eight months ago um I know I don't want to say her name but I know a comic that was a
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little rund and I had seen her a while and I saw her at the comedy store and you were
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like I go what's going on you have a new workout routine mhm she goes nah oh zimp
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it baby I go what is it and she just explained it to me I was like oh can anybody get it well you've heard about
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it in the zeist of the world no I at that because this is like a year ago oh before it was hot yeah so I didn't know
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about it she kind of told me what and she go it was a um diabetes medication that now it helps with curving appetite
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what did you go to see your general doctor I did and then so did they do they have monitoring you and stuff like that yes they are all right I just
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didn't know how to use the thing the pen I think I did twice yeah don't do that yeah yeah you got to be careful dude
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yeah I mean you could seriously people have gotten really you if you overdose on that stuff like you take too much of it it can [ __ ] you up your inter [ __ ] me
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up well I mean you could get you could be hospitalized you're lucky there was one point where at like 3:00 in the
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morning I was heaving so hard and nothing was coming out I hate that feeling and that like I thought my spine
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was going to snap your assistant called me yesterday and she thought you were dead oh that's right well that has to do
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with you not communicating with her I know but she thought she and then it's so funny when I finally called her she
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was weeping you're alive that's cute it is cute I go shut
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the [ __ ] up where you get fired or something like that that's how you say goodbye yeah no I said no I said stop it
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I'm not going to die right I was so worried about you yeah she's like who's going to pay me to really not do your
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calendar but she was yeah she you call so she called you yeah she kept calling me but I was still asleep so I got like
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a lot of Mis calls from her wow I love that she wouldn't call me love that yeah I don't think she has your number she
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does I communicate whether trying when we trying to do [ __ ] with you every she has everybody's everybody oh she does we've talked all them do this though do
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are you first of all before I do this are you okay with this do was epic thing or do you not like that he's doing it
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see I don't like it listen to her yeah nobody likes it the youth knows tell him he's he's good just the
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way he is you're good just the way you are well tell that girl that I that's why are you listening
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why are you listening to her look up celebrities who lost a lot of weight Jesse plens he looks
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great he looks [ __ ] great all right but that was natural maybe no let's see Jesse PL stars who spoken about OIC okay
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here we go all right oh you could be like Fat Joe now though look at look he looks great but Fat's in his name how
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you sell yourself as skinny Joe middle Joe skinny Joe sounds like a local crackhead there goes skinny Joe okay cut
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out middle Joe that wasn't even funny that made no sense cut out that joke Kathy Bates look Kathy Bates yeah all
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right Bella Thorn she didn't do it look at her Ashley Benson I know
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Ashley she's hot she's a sweet girl ice spice big fan of ice spice she did it
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hold on stop I want to see her quote I wish y'all never learned the word OIC that's one thing I wish oh my
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God like what even is OIC what the [ __ ] is that genuinely what is that like you lazy ass [ __ ] never heard of a gym
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it's called the gym it's called are they denying it healthy it's called being on on tour like what the hell like maybe
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if I was sitting home all day it would be easier to stay big and by the way it says during uh during X spaces
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chat ncy gray take today I want to lose some
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weight by tomorrow [Laughter]
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that was so good wait what is that fancy hold on Candy burus I don't know who that is she
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spells her name wrong Spence dog wait so so no no these people Carlos this is
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that stars who spoke about OIC God got to get how many baits was
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clearly on it I know dude but the other six weren't yeah yeah get to the ones that have been on it Oprah yes huge
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one what about the girl that since you've been gone I can breathe for the
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first time Kelly Clarkson she revealed her an episode of her talk show and speaking with WBY Goldberg that she's
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taking a drug to help her lose weight yep she needed it she just said everyone thinks it's OIC it's not she says it
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right there yeah because there's there's offshoots that like not Moda there's other ones Modell there other ones that
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are like that does Modell make an offshoot like an off I don't know yeah you want to lose weight bro yeah yeah drink a wait wait Amy Schumer it didn't
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help with her face though all right in zipic hit the body does go to the face did she get it she remember she
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did try zic like a year ago she stopped because of the side effects I I got sick all the time see
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yeah yeah go ahead keep going these people are going to yeah whoopy goldber yeah yeah she got it for diabetes
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different okay I mean you might have diabetes but oh
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Tracy I walk into the doctor I said yo give me that weight loss pills give me
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that [ __ ] that make people look skinny I want that
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[ __ ] and I ain't letting it go he's the [ __ ] best yeah that one
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yeah Sharon Sharon yeah I had to lose the weight yeah do her now Heather Heather
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gay I I love what o is doing for me is that is what she sounds like have no
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idea I don't know who that is yeah anyway Chelsea well look I look you're
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going to be in this list Bobby Lee will make it up there but it's going to change the dynamic of this show you're right remember when Piscopo
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got in shape ruined his entire comedy career right d Joe piso do you guys even know who that is yes I know well I'll
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tell you this guy he was very funny Rudy he got jacked and then people didn't
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want to [ __ ] with him but I'll tell you a real story Joe Piscopo huh if I may please when I was doing open mics as
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when I was living in at La Hoya there was a guy that used to come down from La he was a fat kid right and he was funny
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we did open mics together his name was Eric Edwards okay and all of a sudden Griffin you mean no
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oh loaded so um and then all of a sudden he got two movies big ones he got
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blade what yeah he plays the fat blob in Blade
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it says that on the breakdown fat fat blob fat blob the fat blob and blade look oh I know this guy go to okay go to
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images the fat wait haven't I met this guy third go to third yeah he got that sick
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right wow all right and then he got Sergeant Bilo the Steve Martin movie that's [ __ ]
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this go to Sergeant bilber billco Eric Edwards I know this guy though I feel like I've met him right so go to any
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sort yeah wow go down to down here with Steve Martin down there the third row
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third row left first one so that's Eric Edwards that's when I met him right then he lost 200 lb wow I never saw him again
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oh that weight made him disappear now what does Eric Edwards look like now there right there yeah right there look
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a healthy Guy Healthy same thing with uh uh uh and he's so talented so funny
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great guy but you typ cast Hollywood right people like
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badri I see you're funny now I see I'm funny now I'm funnier now much you're
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the funniest you've ever been okay okay I would argue right now in your career is the funniest you've ever been yeah you think it has it's equivalent to the
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fat there's a connection I mean I'm not saying it's I'm I'm just saying yeah you
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what do you think you think it's the fat a little yeah oh [ __ ] so it's over I just don't
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know over I don't know if it's a good idea have you talked to your manager about this has no one likes it yeah no
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one see yeah no one likes it so okay so here's the other thing uh oh do the trial do the six whatever it is weeks
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let let's go let's let's let the audience they'll see me lose weight let's see what the audience says well
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they're not going they're going to support you they're going to love you no matter what but no I don't know some of them they're very vocal they're going to turn on you they're very vocal because
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you take OIC they'll turn yeah they might so let's just see what the audience says okay I mean you know cuz
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I'm going to be on it during Australia when we're playing down under you're going to be still taking yeah yeah wow
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yeah so you know we'll see you look good bbby get out there mate yeah I I mean
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I'm excited to see if it helps you but I don't love it I don't love it either pal
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then why are you doing it I don't know yeah it's because of women you know that that's women these women got to your
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head no it's not that you've always been so secure and so self assured but now
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that you're this single it's this it's women outside voices are doing this to you because what what I notice now and
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this is the truth is you factor in your age yeah you know what I mean and it
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affects it affects what just dating in general a part you know it's in their mind yeah you know so it's like and then
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you know um you go to Ria and all the hot 35y olds you they're on the they're
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in [ __ ] B you know what I mean on a Sandy Beach no that's just a vacation
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photo you think they they don't live there buddy those are they seem like they live there they're so relaxed on
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the beach and stuff right I love I think your Riot photos are just every room in your house yeah none of them are
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anywhere else yeah are it's where I live yeah yeah so um I don't know but maybe
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you're right I I I'm I just think if if it's going to make you happy fine I
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support it but I don't think it's going to here's what I my goal if you want to hear my goal you want your wiener to
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look bigger no what the [ __ ] dude you skinny you ask has nothing to do with it
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ask Carlos yeah he he wants to say skinny cuz it makes his penis look bigger I I know but you know I have
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boyfriend size huh somebody said I had boyfriend size penis I thought you said Bo and I was like Bo and not Bo
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and flavor you're the Bois and Berry of penises yeah you have boyfriend [ __ ] yeah it's small
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no that's what it mean reliable no it's reliable it's like perfect it's a Honda Civic
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yeah but also like you lowered it's it's very rice it's very
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low but um but I can here's the thing I think that once I find somebody that I
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I'm in love with like we saw Nikki there other day you know he got he's got a girl that he likes you know what I mean yeah that's just want to meet somebody
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that I like that you know I hang out with all the time and then maybe I'll you know okay that's all now what about this
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what if a girl falls in love with you when you get skinny and then you get fat again I mean you get regular again
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because what you do is then you put in the hooks yeah you you you know then they
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you know you Financial that's right oh what you looking for a
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sugar mama no no no what I'm saying is is that Carlos is what I'm saying right just little subtle things like yeah you
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don't need a job really yeah you don't need a job uhhuh
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okay right they become dependent upon right right but then that's
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one two years later hey baby you can't leave how are you going
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to eat and survive smart yeah so that's my that's my goal now if you can if you
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can do it with or without it the the guy from uh the Big Ed guy he got engaged
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after I think 24 hours Big Ed they canceled it after 72 after that that's
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so he's alone now I love that he's the best didn't we have him on the for a second tiger belly we were
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trying to get him on here and he was so like not engaged yeah like he's not he's
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not engaged anymore but he also a little full of it right and in my mind I'm like
00:27:22
full of what what full of what just a little bit like I'm a star did you make any neck jokes no you didn't do like had
00:27:28
it up to here with you no look at them Head and Shoulders yeah knees and
00:27:35
and also s Head Shoulders Knees and Toes if he was just a head here and then
00:27:43
a set of knes with feet and that face but he's probably super famous in San Diego too that's where he lives I guess
00:27:50
yeah I mean what we get you guys well I mean I don't know what they throw at him but I'm sure yeah they say hi when they see
00:27:56
him now he's funny man I like him a lot actually I we wanted him on this show when he dies God's going to go we forgot
00:28:02
to give you this my neck we're sorry sorry we didn't put
00:28:09
this in um hey man we were just having a rush day yeah yeah I can't believe we put that order
00:28:15
out hey it's on the ticket what the [ __ ] you forgot we'll give it to him later
00:28:21
yeah he's nice guy nice guy that clip that of him and that Filipino chick is the funniest clip on her he's like
00:28:27
you're you're my best view she's like you see that that's [ __ ] that is
00:28:33
Rudy jwes and that I seriously every time I watch that show I was always like that's Rudy's dating this guy that's
00:28:39
Rudy yeah yeah that's 100% your face yeah and she's very pretty I like the view you do
00:28:48
yes you're my best view [Laughter]
00:28:54
me that's you dude me that's 100% something she would say if a guy said something corny to her you would say
00:29:00
you'd go no KNE that's my new thing
00:29:07
yeah yeah he did you like my set there's a there was a thing I wanted
00:29:13
you to try I was going to text you this morning I was on the couch it's like this Universal thing on
00:29:18
Tik Tok where people call their cats and apparently they're like you know like if you've never instruct you instruct your
00:29:23
dog to sit stay whatever lay down but like you know cats are pretty indignant they don't want to [ __ ] hear it from
00:29:29
you but there was people on the internet have found out that if you make this sound cats will come to you if you go
00:29:35
like it's like a it's like a weird little I'm not kidding it's like a noise I'm G to memorize it go ahead playing
00:29:41
the sound yeah that's the one playing the sound that makes your cat come to you or something that's
00:29:46
[Music] it look at
00:29:52
this oh dude you got to play that sound let's see if I can do it
00:29:59
you dude I want you will you test us out at home let me say something okay yeah this is [ __ ] what do you mean the
00:30:05
internet ever lies no you cuz I I went and downloaded the cat sounds app and
00:30:11
there's millions of them right sure there's even like cougars you know what I mean and they
00:30:18
come okay cougars fighting C what's going on right it's
00:30:26
not just that sound right I you know what it's so funny I don't have cats I don't know I'm going to download the app again and I'm going to I'm going to tape
00:30:33
it cuz I want to see it yeah because that's [ __ ] okay I want to see it you know that yeah yeah yeah yeah by the way did you feed my dog sausages last
00:30:39
night yeah you did you [ __ ] yeah the amount of [ __ ] four of them it was so much [ __ ] he loves me that guy it's a
00:30:46
girl whatever no it was it was it was runny but also it was runny and solid I mean
00:30:53
it was everything people have must have been feeding the dog so much your dog right is a little
00:31:00
user every every an every pet is a user this dog he came up to me it's a girl
00:31:05
what she came up to me and went right and I went and she just ran away and she
00:31:11
went to the next guy you right well you had nothing for her except what I'm saying is that he's fickle she's not
00:31:17
fickle what what's the word trans transaction or transaction
00:31:23
transactional yeah she came up to you and she was like you're not going to [ __ ] you're not going to eat me all right
00:31:29
no that's that's not what it was that's what yeah he did pick up my dog and get it near the oven and goes can we talk
00:31:34
about your party yeah happy birthday by the way thanks man what a great party and you know I'm sitting outside if I
00:31:40
may express myself whatever you want okay yeah uh first of all I have to say
00:31:46
and I don't want to start a fight with you but about to sounds like it yeah you're an OCD Freakazoid MH right it's
00:31:54
just like any crumb yeah like I was sitting in a right wipe you know come on
00:32:00
dude use the plate M right put a Diet Coke on the table what about a coaster man right and you're just all around
00:32:06
your place doing that M right and then like can I smoke in your backyard no smoke out front you know that's when I
00:32:12
went nah I'm smoking your backyard it's a [ __ ] party and I had everyone smoke back there do you see that it was just
00:32:17
you and one other guy no no it wasn't it was four five people smoking back well the other people respectively smoked away from the reason I said don't smoke
00:32:24
I have a validation for all this the reason I said don't smoke back there were a few people had their babies our kids were there a lung cancer yeah it's
00:32:32
respectful also this and then also and also yeah put it on a coaster that's what the coasters are there for 53 years
00:32:39
old what happens if just because it's a party doesn't not at my house what happens if I don't put it on the coaster
00:32:45
what happens what are the consequences oh you get a ring yeah I don't want rings on the table get a new
00:32:51
table rich guy Rich spoiled guy went your house pretty rich pretty rich guy
00:32:56
dude and the only reason that I'm to tell over I'll tell you another thing pal and here and by the way crumbs have
00:33:01
you ever seen an adult whoes a [ __ ] have you ever seen an adult eat a plate of food and spill half of it on the table
00:33:07
me you're 53 you think I do it by accident I have to I purposely put it out there I know I can tell wasn't doing
00:33:14
that all over the party he was just doing that around you yeah just around me I know thank you so much you saw here's another thing didn't spill once
00:33:20
any of these guys by the way not once also these guys are the worst at parties okay well I'm not going to fight you on
00:33:26
that we're going to together in the corner of the house and not talk to anybody no he no they were yeah no they
00:33:31
weren't they were like so nervous and then when a celebrity were in and I I'd see these guys hey man how's it going
00:33:37
and they're like oh I'm fine and just dead stopped wow right and then they would just move on oh my God it watch
00:33:44
celebrity there and you mentioned his famous dad to me and he heard us from across the party and was exactly that's the way to do it he heard the movie you
00:33:50
men yeah that's the way to do that's the way to do it [ __ ] ding-dong here's another thing but I am
00:33:56
proud of you by the way no alcohol drugs are still saying sober and I know that's hard that's why but when you have a
00:34:01
party right you don't form and everyone knows this it's in the handbook you
00:34:07
don't form a Power Circle what are you talking about do you know what I'm saying when I
00:34:13
say that I think so yeah exactly he doesn't yes he does I'm going to ask him to exp make him explain it explain me
00:34:19
the Power Circle the most famous people are all together exactly who's that oh oh so I'm outside I'm basically the host
00:34:27
of the [ __ ] fcking party at this point right I'm talking to everyone out there right to you yes no for sure for you yes
00:34:34
I was the life of the party back there I was killing it okay please classman did
00:34:40
good I looked through the window he did it too and we were Duo yeah right and and I'm gonna I'm going to give him the
00:34:45
prop I'm going to give him the CR he's much stronger than you at a party no because he you're more wacky and he's
00:34:50
more funny all right well you know what going stop I'm still not going to stop with
00:34:55
this Power Circle business well here's here's the deal more unpredictable right so now I look out inside the house right
00:35:02
and I see three men side by side like this in a Power
00:35:08
Circle there's no room to get there's no room to get in a triangle a triangle
00:35:13
right of sadness a triangle of sadness thank you so much yeah it's Andrew right
00:35:20
Charlie Day and Scott KH in a [ __ ] triangle of sadness sounds like and
00:35:26
guess and guess what I did sounds like little zic boy is a little jealous that he wasn't invited oh no what did I it sounds like little zic boy wanted to
00:35:32
smoke cigarettes no one invited needed a triangle it could be a
00:35:37
square that's what it is you [ __ ] [ __ ] exactly all right we'll just say that's what it is don't create triangles
00:35:44
I'm talking to my friends at my house I'm talking to my friends right but you guys formed one and then guess what I did I walked in form [ __ ] you naturally
00:35:51
stand in a [ __ ] pattern you stand near people when you talk to them and I talk to everybody there's no gaps
00:35:58
not for you not for you so guess what I did I broke it up you did you came by I
00:36:04
came by and I go enough of this triangle [ __ ] yeah and what happened they all laughed yeah they laughed they loved it
00:36:10
yeah and then you were included that's all you have to do is just stick your head in there bud yeah but you know I mean these [ __ ] can't interrupt a
00:36:16
Power Circle well no they don't belong they know that yeah what are you guys doing there uh laughing at your
00:36:22
jokes someone's got it yeah here last thing I want to say yeah it was the saddest thing all night okay at your
00:36:29
party number one as parties go it wasn't a party it was a get together I loved it it was a get together never been invited
00:36:34
to a get together like that in get together right that's not a party part's like crazy it's a get together mcon went to a party later that night right
00:36:43
and how many dogs do you have I don't know how many dogs do you have being
00:36:48
real I don't know you have one right yeah yeah you have two mcon because what I saw through the
00:36:55
window is everywhere you were he's right behind you he does follow yeah yeah and he does wag he's my shadow he does wag
00:37:02
he's my little Shadow you would honestly dude have you sucked his
00:37:08
penis yet it's so sad to watch tell [Music]
00:37:14
him it's so sad to watch he's just at your beck and call all right yeah you
00:37:21
want you you want you let's get there you want to get there I want to be there okay here we go you ready yeah here it
00:37:26
is I don't have any children I probably never oh here we go with this sad story
00:37:32
I probably will never have children and guess what I get to feel like a brother and an old and a father to
00:37:39
mcon sit with that that hurts who who does that hurt
00:37:45
you how does that hurt me it's sad it's beautiful I mean it's a beautiful thing
00:37:50
he's the way that this is your daughter sister yeah yeah yeah yeah that little
00:37:55
[ __ ] bag is my son brother she doesn't get a [ __ ] about me this one the [ __ ] she loves you I do she loves you to
00:38:02
death tell tell you're right you're you're right you're right but isn't he like a dad brother to you yeah that's my
00:38:09
son brother okay it's the same thing yeah now do you get it I do get it and
00:38:14
you give her the world you gave her your [ __ ] car money place to live
00:38:21
job everything she would ask for she you would give it to her wouldn't you yeah
00:38:27
wouldn't even think twice yeah my son okay enough said thank you yeah but what
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00:40:47
thank you let me say something I know you're my daughter you know what because I was thinking the same thing and I was too
00:40:53
afraid to say it but and let me answer let me answer that question on behalf okay yes Bobby shows up late and and
00:41:02
everybody and every and everyone claps him in like it's a sitcom Bobby is the guy I am the um you know what I am a
00:41:10
sitcom what were you wearing uh what do you mean what were you wearing for your birthday party it wasn't a birthday
00:41:16
party Gathering I was wearing a traditional German
00:41:22
outfit yeah so who's the sitcom you you
00:41:27
dude you somehow even me in costume isn't as wack as walk house no here's another thing you the funniest part me
00:41:33
in costume isn't as whackadoo as you walking in half jacket off hey what's
00:41:39
going on you drape your legs over the chair like it's a f like you're in a [ __ ] movie Set you're so [ __ ] funny you
00:41:46
live in space you don't you don't know it we love it but you live in space you
00:41:52
don't exist you float you float you're you are the cool guy okay I'm you know
00:41:59
who I'm Phil Jackson the Lakers yeah oh I'm the coach okay the
00:42:07
coach I organize I get great talent I organize I like to I'm particular yeah
00:42:12
and you're Dennis Rod you missed a joke there what I said from the Lakers and you said no the orthodontist or
00:42:18
something oh sorry do it again do it again try it again I was like giving you a I'm Phil Jackson you mean the Lakers
00:42:25
coach yes that's funnier that way yeah that's
00:42:31
funny that I'm Phil Jackson You're Dennis Rodman okay unpredictable phenomenally talented okay uh fun whack
00:42:38
W Dennis bring up Dennis Rodman I know who he is but I mean for the viewers he doesn't know who the [ __ ] that is do you know who Dennis robman is no look at him
00:42:45
they used to call him the worm that's Bob is that Bobby if Bobby was a basketball player would this be him he
00:42:50
looks cool he does he is cool dude my point you're making my point he paints his nails before anybody else did it got
00:42:57
tattoos he wore dresses to press conferences he went to North Korea to hang out with Kim Jong-un with Bobby Lee he hung out with Bobby Lee up there
00:43:03
according to hakua yeah did y'all see that video of Dennis robman hanging with Bobby Lee in North Korea okay you know
00:43:10
what my favorite meme of this was what because Dennis Roman really went to North Korea right so there's a meme
00:43:16
where a a general is is talking to Kim Jong-un and Kim Jong-un is going what do you mean that's not Barack
00:43:24
Obama that's so funny it's a funny mem the fact that they kicked it is wild yeah yeah that's great that really fun
00:43:30
internet is undefeated undefeated yeah what's been going on in your little life I want to know you got some news to tell
00:43:35
us um I've just had my first ever hot sub in a class oh a hot remember the Hot
00:43:42
Sub no when a substitute teacher came Oh I thought you meant a sandwich yeah hey like a Spicy sandwich I know you
00:43:48
remember those I do I love hot sabs but I've seen every time we pass a Jimmy John's this guy yeah yeah so a hot
00:43:55
substitute teacher yeah but he's he's white and old but oh my God he was so
00:44:00
hot he he was buff smart he's a chemistry professor wow and then if you
00:44:07
you know would you yeah did the did the other you didn't even finish I think she got it okay yeah like do the other girls
00:44:14
did you talk to about him no they don't they don't like older guys right and you like old guys I like well him cuz he was
00:44:22
so smart and then he he was just wearing like a normal shirt but his arm arms were like buff buff how old do you think
00:44:29
is old how old do you think he was 40 plus W yeah that's us I know we're old
00:44:35
chemistry teacher so but this guy was a hot guy yeah did you would you ever uh flirt with him no but I never talked to
00:44:43
anyone in school but I made an attempt to like say bye Professor thank you
00:44:49
what's his last name we'll blank it out just Professor what I forgot I just well he's a substitute I just remember Dr
00:44:55
Ruiz Dr R Dr Ruiz Ruiz oh how about this this is a great idea for a movie what a
00:45:03
college co-ed falls in love with her professor right yeah but it's a sub yeah
00:45:08
she realizes what if she never gets to see him again yeah so she kills her main
00:45:13
teacher so the sub becomes permanent wow that's a [ __ ] great idea but does that I didn't know that once the
00:45:20
teacher's dead they just the first sub I mean isn't there like well that we we're going to since the last
00:45:27
guy was just here I just hire him I don't think that work sounds like a '90s comedy that is what would happen in a '90s comedy they'd be like well Mr Ruiz
00:45:34
I mean you are here and we don't know where she's gone missing oh I see can you keep teaching for the week and he
00:45:40
becomes permanent but then they fall in love right one night they get together
00:45:46
they go out to dinner you know you I shouldn't do this because you're the my student and although you're an adult no
00:45:51
I got a I got a better idea hold on okay although you're an adult can I get in the writer's room here yes okay I want
00:45:57
too old for you we shouldn't do this cuz you're my student and I'm the teacher and she admits over a glass of wine yeah
00:46:03
I killed Mrs what was the first one miss the original one pickl what was her name uh Barbara pickl i k arel arel Barbara
00:46:11
pick pick so much better yeah yeah yeah stop [ __ ] up the r stop [ __ ] up and so and then he goes so now he's
00:46:16
indicted he knows that she killed Barbara pickl and they need to dispose of the body together that's the adventure movie is I I got to throw in
00:46:23
another layer if I if I may right please he he finds out about bar ni pickl right
00:46:28
right right and he's okay with it he loves it right but then she's still in
00:46:34
school right he no longer works there right wait he didn't get the job no no no you're you're new the guy right he
00:46:40
sick so they have a new sub a new he's hotter oh no yeah he's even hotter than
00:46:46
who the one right we're talking about like you know um um this is like Brad
00:46:52
piit no the [ __ ] Elvis what's his name uh Butler Butler Austin Butler Austin dude I like Jacobi whatever we'll
00:47:00
cast we'll cast him Jacobi yeah yeah Jacob Lori Jacob LaGuardia that's a new Jacob Loria airia
00:47:06
and that's the new substitute LaGuardia now right she doesn't know what to do what do you do yeah who do you got to
00:47:13
kill Ruiz yeah L you kill Ruiz Ruiz has got to go because you want LaGuardia but
00:47:19
kick at the end yeah here's the hook at the end I know what it is what is it Barbara pickles's not
00:47:24
dead she's not dead not dead she's not dead she's not dead you thought you [ __ ] killed her you left her for dead
00:47:31
but she was buried she was she dug herself out she does no she does a Kill
00:47:36
Bill thing oh yes yes right right like right she like a gets out of there right
00:47:44
pick comes back right and she's like getting going to a diner the return of Miss pick dude that's part two that's so
00:47:50
good right we had to make this a two-parter write this this [ __ ] mov all right so Ruiz right yeah she kills
00:47:58
re she hits on the other gay he's gay he's fullblown gay of course he's gay
00:48:05
right so now what do you do you try to flip him don't you you flip them D be a beard you can be a beard beard but did
00:48:10
the beard ever get laid the beard never gets laid not even like sucking sucking his dick no you can't suck his dick no
00:48:15
cuz he doesn't like that yeah he doesn't like it he might let you watch Carlos suck his dick but because you're the
00:48:21
beard they has no physical attract you're just for public show baby's not gay what if I do that's a harder that's a harder thing to get around I like the
00:48:27
gay thing I know LaGuardia is gay and get this she tries to flip him yeah so
00:48:33
then TR all right she becomes a trans man for LaGuardia yeah she I'm a guy now
00:48:40
flipflop flipflop we name it flipflop Terminal 2
00:48:47
what yeah anyway that's a pretty good premise there something about it something about it that the sub come so
00:48:52
the sub comes in yeah what if you never but you don't know if he'll ever be back you don't know you might never SE can can the next sub be a
00:49:00
sandwich that's the third install yeah that's like Godfather pares you know I mean like a meatball okay class hey how
00:49:06
you doing maybe he's Italian how you doing I'm a [ __ ] meatball sandwich that's your cameo in the movie I mean it
00:49:12
that's I I actually I have to be in it that's your cameo yeah yeah yeah yeah okay good that's great so how did I
00:49:19
become a walking meatball sandwich we got to explain that that's a question our fans have been asking about you for
00:49:24
a long time yeah but in the movie how do we explain okay we have to explain it I don't know
00:49:31
yeah how how does he become how did he become a walking meatball sandwich well he can be trans meatball trans meatball
00:49:39
I oh I see I see what that's okay so what you're saying to me is this right I'm a human right you're always a human
00:49:46
I'm always human right but I identify as meatball sandwich yes pronouns are meat
00:49:52
and ball I go to Korea because they have good they're good at surgery right right and and I make my my balls much bigger
00:49:59
like meatballs Su huge meatballs right and they always have marinara on them all the time right right and I come up
00:50:05
with I don't think the skin should be the breading well you're I should have a jacket you're a big pie I think I have a jacket look bread you're big a like a
00:50:13
bag you're a big piece of cheese no the inner clothing is the cheese okay for wardrobe and stuff I don't want to get
00:50:19
into CGI I get right right we have to save some money right so the jacket is like a baguette right and then I have
00:50:26
inner clothes that look like cheese but I pull out my your balls your
00:50:32
meatballs meatballs right and I and I put [ __ ] like red sauce on it and you identify as
00:50:39
aatb yeah yeah I'm your new sub you don't think we can make this movie absolutely he's your brand new sub
00:50:47
sandwich that is Wow and his balls are his his balls are in his hand he's like
00:50:53
remember test tomorrow [Laughter]
00:50:59
well I hope this guy I hope this guy comes back I hope he comes but um the main Professor he's also really hot he's
00:51:06
Brown and his name is Professor when you say brown how Brown like brown brown
00:51:12
okay like poo yeah close to me okay a long beard
00:51:19
oh you know what that means what he's a long face I think you're in love with just all your professors I like older
00:51:26
yeah yeah this is a youth this is just cuz you like it doesn't even matter who they are you just like the idea that someone who's knowledgeable really smart
00:51:33
really smart oh you like bright guys bright guys yeah interesting but aren't you are you still dating that guy yeah
00:51:38
and he's really smart he is smart he's a sweetheart did you do you tell him about the crush on the professor and he's like
00:51:43
go talk to them Hees me wow so he's cocking would he [ __ ] I don't know but
00:51:49
he says like go talk to them he's a real sweetheart that guy I really like him
00:51:54
promotion of her of getting with a new guy it sounds yeah I mean one time he just waited out here for hours to pick
00:51:59
you up yeah he I've seen him wait for 6 hours for you oh my God yeah what a guy really
00:52:07
yeah one time I was hanging out with my friends and he picked me up and then dropped me off with my friends and he just waited for me to be done how long
00:52:15
like 4 hours he just waited in the car yeah he's a serial killer no I know dude
00:52:20
no and I'm going to defend him I'm teasing I know but that's what's lost with us new men
00:52:27
is what everyone in this room is that kind of chivalry my father would have never waited in a car for four hours for my mom what are you talking about well
00:52:34
that's she he lost it too then no it didn't exist this is a weird this is unusual nobody waits in a car for 4
00:52:39
hours while they're hanging out in the 1700s no guy wasn't a horse no he took he took a walk he took a walk but he
00:52:45
still went around the neighborhood I'll be back to get you later you just go oh go [ __ ] off to the bar and then he come
00:52:52
back oh I see I see that's what you would do he would go to a bar maybe yeah he went to like eat and I bet you I bet
00:52:57
you know I know where he went bet to a Boba place no he loves that [ __ ] like that he loves that [ __ ] I bet you he
00:53:03
went and got the food but came back just in case you wanted to leave ear ate it in his car I think yeah he doesn't even
00:53:08
eat in the restaurant yeah but he love all this is is he loves you can I ask I'm teasing CU I'm sure he's sweet but
00:53:14
he loves you that's all can I ask a real question yeah I think that's what would I would I
00:53:21
ever be able to meet a woman where I'm willing to do that no I think there is
00:53:26
somebody out there that I'm willing to do that Bobby Yeah you're late to this
00:53:31
show you think you're going to wait for a girl for 5 hours time for you is not
00:53:36
that thing you did that with aai you drove to Long Beach oh yeah and not only that one time I drove all the way here's
00:53:43
the worst I did for her best you did the best I mean it was the worst okay and
00:53:48
you you're not going to believe this and this is truth what okay they call me and
00:53:54
they go can you get us coach tickets right remember that yeah so then
00:53:59
I had to and I go I'm not going so I had to pay so much yeah they're expensive a [ __ ] no but through CA oh you got him
00:54:06
from the agent so I got backstage I got VIP I got the whole [ __ ] thing VIP
00:54:12
right and I spent thousands of dollars like what I know I know exactly right
00:54:17
and you didn't even go so the day of Coachella I get woken up I thought they were leaving and K goes there's a
00:54:23
problem I go what you have to be there to pick up the tickets at Will Call stop
00:54:30
cuz I'm going to get pissed off you drove to Coachella and then drove back I drove hours in the desert Dr and also
00:54:37
it's Coachella so there's traffic the whole way the whole way right both ways then I had to get out of the [ __ ] car
00:54:43
wait in line nope get their tickets and I go have fun ladies you drove 144 miles just to get
00:54:51
them a ticket to come right back yeah how how long is that 100 2 and a half hours exactly they're about hours drive
00:54:57
now and ladies if you're listening to me right now that's what I'm willing to do used to used to no I would do it now
00:55:03
you'll do that now yeah I would never in a million years you would I think if my wife was like hey you need to be there
00:55:08
for the ticket I go don't I no you would do it no you guys because because the alternative I'd say you know what I'll
00:55:14
drive you to Hollywood Park you can go watch the horses race no the altern if you went out of
00:55:20
your way you spent all this money it's also Beyonce was playing yeah it's all you know what I mean you you would do it
00:55:26
no I mean you went right who went who went sh yeah right and you all had a
00:55:32
good time huh yeah yeah did you spend a dime you spend a dime did you yeah me
00:55:40
here I would have I would have and that's the kind of [ __ ] you should remember that's right yeah anyway log it in so what I'm saying is that I'm
00:55:46
willing to do it to go that extra yard I would do that I think you would do it to I would do it but I would make here
00:55:52
here's the thing I made a stink trust me I I complain the whole time big stink I'm stinking I'm stinking the windows have to be down I'm stinking I'm
00:55:58
stinking the whole ride and I do this thing I do this thing where I'll get real quiet you know and then we pull into a gas station yeah and then you ask
00:56:05
me you know you're you're you're you're my wife or whatever and you ask me what am I getting inside guess it right here
00:56:12
why are you stopping what are you going to get inside then walk inside just a little
00:56:19
nasal breath what walk hold on you got to do it again that was good acting dud
00:56:24
holy [ __ ] that was but that's that's the stink I pull if I'm driving you [ __ ] you do a inner
00:56:31
sigh right and not even that don't even need it that's it yeah yeah that's it
00:56:36
but see I would have gone the casino out there you know I like I like to play little cards so I would have stopped by a casino yeah I would have stopped by a
00:56:43
casino or you would have done one of your moves golf no like you did on the
00:56:48
tour when you got all mad yeah and you went I'm going to go to a bar during the day and drink myself to death well I
00:56:54
didn't die I I know but you did that remember when mad said it was Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville
00:56:59
yeah I love that place by the way I bought half of the bar their dinners so what I'm saying is everyone was I was so
00:57:05
[ __ ] happy when I got there and away from you guys that literally every like young couple at the bar I was like what
00:57:11
do they have b a whole thing I bought everyone's that a long time that would seems like a long time ago I think it
00:57:16
was almost a year wow no a year it was over over a year what the [ __ ] am I saying wow wow wow wow it doesn't feel
00:57:23
like that does it no I mean what I'm saying is I'm willing to I to meet somebody that I'm at least willing to do that for I think you will but I do think
00:57:31
the problem is you're quite known what does that
00:57:36
mean well then it's I would imagine it's hard being as famous as you are meeting
00:57:42
a girl who who doesn't expect stuff from you all right I love that we have the
00:57:51
merch competition from the fans we got a million submissions yeah we have
00:57:56
here 15 of the top ones you guys picked exactly see call us in the booth okay let's let's go to the first one Satchel
00:58:02
fry Burger I love that one so Hitler loved him too this is the come here F
00:58:09
what do you think of that one this is cool yeah cuz she's in the middle no no
00:58:14
like I like that it was looks like it was done on school paper on uh yeah it's pretty cool looking what's the name of
00:58:20
that stuff why can't I like a notebook yeah but what is it called the paper notebook let's move on yeah you know what I mean you know what I'm talking
00:58:26
about there's an no we don't let's move on the boy nodded I do like that one this one I like too that's cool that's
00:58:32
gav Reyes out to him is that imitating is this is this Halloween Halloween
00:58:37
themed no no okay no what some of them kind of ended up being Halloween themed because of the time of the year okay
00:58:44
okay yeah but this this is that imitating a certain kind of art is that the we're on the bottoms of Turtle
00:58:50
Island I imagine yes I love wait wait zoom in my arm there you got a Mad TV he's got your tattoo put the Matt TV
00:58:56
tattoo on there and the comedy insane and Steve and Steve that's incredible and he has the one in your right arm and
00:59:02
you can barely see it yeah but that's incredible detail have the I really like that a lot okay let's go next the next
00:59:09
one Steven Lee mlin okay zoom
00:59:14
in yeah you look like George W bush there come on over here Bobby yeah yeah
00:59:20
zoom in please so what's that on his other arm oops Yeah
00:59:26
I no oh I know what it is I'm your underdeveloped sii's twin oh my God
00:59:32
that's great yeah yeah that's what it is I do like my teeth those are pretty accurate yeah I like that a lot it's
00:59:39
[ __ ] I really like that it is that kind of that's what my teeth look like really good all
00:59:44
Jagged Pablo Serano so that was oh wow wow I like
00:59:49
that one mhm that's cute that is so cute that one on the top right is really good I think that right now is that's a top
00:59:57
Runner top let's see the next shirt so he just put these on shirts oh that's cool they're like a wrap shirts like
01:00:03
Street wrap shirts yeah that's cool thank you Pablo Sano pretty cool and
01:00:08
this is whole presentation jar cabala oh he's got a oh that's got like a um was
01:00:14
it oh um Taco Cabana kind of vibe Taco Cabana the restaurant is that what
01:00:21
you're talking about do the right thing almost he's talking about yeah he's talking about yeah [ __ ] Le yeah do the right thing
01:00:28
yeah that's great go to the bottom thank you jar that's cool go to the right this
01:00:34
is Noel Hoffman wow this is weird oh I think you show one of you guys sent one zoom zoom it in Zoom it in yeah I like
01:00:40
that a lot yeah that's cute that's pretty cute D now by the way it does look like a gay couple yeah it does but
01:00:46
it's so cute just looks like a big bear in his little twink it's so cute okay uh malos Amigos T Bab Andre
01:00:56
this is annael pel oh so that one of them is Dumb and Dumber mhm I know the
01:01:01
other one is and the other one is uh Coco from that's pretty cool by the way I cried so [ __ ] hard that movie oh
01:01:09
before we go on side note oh maybe we did talk about that what penguin is riveting you saw the fourth one I'm not
01:01:15
there yet I'm on the third the fourth one is going to make you I'm going to watch it when I get home tonight amazing
01:01:20
I'm on I'm done with three four is going to blow your mind the whole thing is [ __ ] fantastic it's so fantastic
01:01:26
but can I say something okay go tell me this is going to annoy you
01:01:32
okay 4 hours of makeup every day I know you couldn't just get a fat guy I know
01:01:39
just get you know how long just get a fat ugly guy there's so many fat ugly guys have you ever been to van when I
01:01:44
play John McCain not right what it's funny that I mean he was in
01:01:51
the I played John MC he was in the military he tried to kill you people know I know I'm I'm doing this with my
01:01:57
hands and my people [ __ ] up his hand right they it was like oh yeah 2 2: a.m.
01:02:03
call time yeah six hours of makeup and I'm not we don't shoot till 10: imagine what he has to go through
01:02:09
Colin frell they showed the process on YouTube I watch anyway let's go to the next one shout out to him wow Jo K like
01:02:15
that cool yeah very Co pretty cool dude oh I like this kind of stuff like all right let me tell you this yeah Ian
01:02:23
uh shik Shake yeah I love this I know zoom in what the dialogue is it says I'm
01:02:29
Bobby mom can say something can I say I'm Bobby mom yeah honestly yeah I think this art is so [ __ ] rad look on the
01:02:35
shirt if you go over to the shirt the thing I thought would be cool is if it was actually threaded if these were like threaded you know what I mean like oh my
01:02:42
God that'd be cool right doesn't that look I like that a lot that is a sick I like that a lot aan aan sh Shake sh come
01:02:48
on get a shake get us get us a way to say your name just put in phonetics next to it I don't know how to say that I'm sorry bud that's a cool one love you aan
01:02:55
Ayan and this is Alex Vos let's Zoom inos
01:03:01
Amigos okay I don't know what you're doing but oh I love that yeah it's pretty cool you're ripping a heater on a
01:03:06
hor look at the horses look tired tired we've been riding all day so good that is such a [ __ ] great art I'd buy that
01:03:13
right now yeah me too I got a bag of golf clubs you got a heater okay next one by the way I do want just a little
01:03:18
note for Alex Vos make his horse a little smaller yeah thank you a Dy yeah
01:03:24
Lindsay Walt oh I love those ice cream bars those are pretty cool dude that's [ __ ] red it's so creative that is man
01:03:31
I like that a lot dude the fans are [ __ ] the best they're unbelievable so like Talent Lindsay Walt wow shout out
01:03:38
to her and this is oh this is so cool dude a Dumb and Dumber Asha keer is zoom
01:03:44
in zoom in so good and the Shir the shirt goes back in the back of the shirt the the Hat that's red it's so rad dude
01:03:51
that is so cool I like that so much damn dude there's so much good stuff yeah
01:03:57
Octavio Garcia Bobby mom King I love the Rockham Sak robots that's so R dope God
01:04:04
next one uhon cron chicken head dude Bobby this is you know what dude this is
01:04:11
great dude this is what my life want I want my life to be that's what I want my life to be with
01:04:17
you and you're wearing your beautiful birthday chain dude what are you wearing what you dressed me up this morning oh
01:04:24
yeah dude that is so cool can I tell you something I would love to get a bad
01:04:29
friend's choker that is such a funny piece ofthing good that's rad Giovani
01:04:35
zanet oh and this is a merging of us it's art wow that's [ __ ] wild it's
01:04:41
art that is pure art like Andy Warhol I think that's so sick I'd love to frame that on the right yeah you're
01:04:48
gonna have to send us those F send us the pictures to our phone those are so good we have to look at them again Rudy you get you have to vote for us too
01:04:54
Dragon Ball Z one more yeah I like that one a lot too that's cool yeah although
01:05:00
yeah they made you a little too big yeah maybe you should be a little smaller well you're more fragile you're more
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