00:00:00
foreign [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] welcome welcome the man who eats corn the long
00:00:26
way long way but nobody said the wrong way there's no wrong way to eat corn on the
00:00:32
cob and the long way might be if you saw that in a restaurant right like I know most of us don't eat corn on the cob at
00:00:42
a restaurant but street corn Mexican street corn is the bomb my favorite is I I worked for a guy one
00:00:49
time in uh so you'd work at home and then every Thursday you'd get together and you'd
00:00:55
and you would go to his offices and everything but he'd always take me out to lunch just a couple guys sitting
00:01:01
around eating corn on the cob whoa every we always went to this place called the
00:01:06
white star and he would always ask uh what flavor of jello do you have today I don't know why it always cracked me up
00:01:16
but was this man 80 years old no but it was just always so funny too because it'd be like I think it's orange and
00:01:23
you'd be like oh never no thanks like like he had a preference if it was red I would take it then that
00:01:34
reminds me of the Christmas vacation where they put the cat food in the jello yeah good times I
00:01:44
by the way not to stray too far off the road but while this is off yeah I I loved the fruit cocktail in the jello
00:01:54
and I don't know that I think you can buy it that way but I don't want it bought that way I want it like Grandma
00:02:00
made it you know like the fruit cocktail in the jello oh man when I was a kid I could eat that for days yeah
00:02:09
oh man I have something that I brought with me to the garage today and I was saving this four off the Record so I
00:02:16
want to start off by saying wait till you hear this [ __ ] right think about that I was thinking about this
00:02:24
this morning on my way in yeah anytime a friend or relative or anybody like walks into a room like a couple
00:02:31
people already there maybe you're there by yourself and says hey where do you where do you hear this [ __ ]
00:02:38
get a load of this [ __ ] has anybody ever got up and walked out of the room no when you when somebody leads in with hey
00:02:44
wait do you hear this [ __ ] you stay and I I was thinking I'm like why doesn't every news story just start
00:02:51
off that way like Tom Brokaw should have just started every news story with where
00:02:55
do you hear this [ __ ] and then boom you're like I'm not leaving my couch I gotta hear this news