00:00:07
all right and it seems like God's been a couple months since I've seen you dude are you gonna tell me that story cuz I
00:00:17
watched one on I got here like three and a half hours ago I pull up mm-hmm we're outside we're talking cars that
00:00:25
was fun and then we did like three hours of work but before that you tell me hey
00:00:31
I got a story that I gotta tell you before you take off so now I've had three hours of of my own build up like
00:00:38
in my head of what this story is so the bar I had a screwed up because the bar is
00:00:44
pretty high this story better better be good probably sucks probably the worst story you ever heard in your life
00:00:51
no so uh interesting week last week we did the show I had a something going on with my sinuses and allergies and soup
00:01:00
nose soup nose batches of the soup nose soup nose and soup pants and I think it was Tuesday you locked us out of our
00:01:12
online banking account right it was yeah Monday or Tuesday yeah one of those days
00:01:18
and so we're recording the show and I kept in-between any break out alcohol you have the bank and they'd say do you
00:01:27
have this number or you have this no I don't whatever information was needed we did not have at the time in this in the
00:01:33
garage yeah a couple going can I give you this my social and they're going no you need your your business social them
00:01:39
who has time for that so Tuesday you leave and I decide just gonna jump in my car head over to the bank right
00:01:52
straighten matters out yeah because like every time I kept on calling the people
00:01:57
they kept on saying you know you don't have this information if they know yet the bank go in there and they'll they'll
00:02:03
help you out so that's what I want to do so it's maybe a 10 minute 10 minute drive and I Drive a little toaster mmm a
00:02:12
little Scion xB if anybody knows what those are it looks like a little toaster with wheels with wheels yeah
00:02:19
doesn't slide and so I'm at the main intersection and it's red so I stop and I see a cop car on the on the other side
00:02:32
now he's in the other intersection and he's gonna be turning onto the street then I'm gonna turn on and he's just
00:02:39
hanging out there like is he facing you or not facing you know so I'm like in the right lane and yes and he's in the
00:02:47
he's going uh not not parallel from me he's intersecting me but he's gonna be turning onto the street he's turning
00:02:55
right so he can turn on red he's turning where you're going yes okay so but he doesn't turn for whatever reason he's
00:03:06
busy playing on his phone like everybody else yeah he's probably texting somebody
00:03:10
or snapchatting updating his Facebook yeah updating his face who knows and so he's supposed to turn so I'm kind of
00:03:20
slowing down to give him to go but now I got the green light so I need to go and
00:03:26
and as I go through I go through then there's this turn in section to the bank just one lane you turn in that's the
00:03:34
only way you can go in or out I turn into the bank and I park my car and then all of a sudden I see the police officer
00:03:42
right behind me right and I kind of look at him like what's this all about it's this about me right this is about me or
00:03:51
is this about you updating your face and he goes hey hold on a second I'm like great what's this about now mind
00:04:02
you I didn't drive for like two years so I recently recently meaning the last year or so right
00:04:13
you drove but you didn't drive like regularly it was a rare occurrence that you would drive yeah there was a lot of
00:04:19
uber a lot of hot bicycle a lot of bicycling a lot of uber and it was and it was for no reason it was just that
00:04:28
once I moved back I kind of stopped driving and then what and was I realized that my plates were
00:04:35
expired this is a while back so once I took care of all that and then because I didn't drive for so long then I realized
00:04:44
my life and this is expired as well I mean this is captain Loserville right so I had to go through the whole process I
00:04:53
had to take my test I had to get my got my license I actually had to do the driving portion of the test and then
00:05:00
when it was time to get my plates I paid for like five years right of plates so you know my license is valid I have
00:05:11
insurance I have plates for the next five years why is this guy saying come here right
00:05:20
he he asked me you know is this your name he said his Berlin Wall your name and I said well actually it's the
00:05:29
captain and then I took off running no um so he says is your name I said yes he goes you have a warrant out for your
00:05:37
arrest mm-hmm I didn't I was unaware of yes so was i I was unaware that I should
00:05:46
have turned your ass in a long time ago a warrant out for my arrest what what did you do I don't even know okay what
00:05:52
does he say you did he didn't even tell me oh so he just says hey I'm did you ask him for what like because mine I'd
00:05:59
be like for what like that would jump right out of my face as soon as somebody says no I was just scared to death I
00:06:04
mean I've been I've been and I've been to jail before don't like it to me it's the worst well they make it a dumper
00:06:14
well no but it's like I mean it's just the here's what I don't like is you know we cover all these cases a girl goes
00:06:24
missing hypothetically and you dated her at some point they can come to your house I didn't know you're gonna bring
00:06:31
this up in one of other people what I understand but but they couldn't question you right right now you can go
00:06:39
along with the program but at some point whether or not you want them to whether
00:06:44
or not you think they have enough information they can just arrest ya cuff ya put you in
00:06:52
jail right you can await trial I mean this is to me and I've seen in so many cases well you
00:07:03
don't even know what right did they have to arrest the person in the first place