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The Custom Mary - Full Movie Release

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five
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syringe
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four
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3
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set
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2
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1 the baby is
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coming and the world is
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ending that's the story they promised
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her the story of Mary and the birth of
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the second baby
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Jesus but it ain't like the
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[Music]
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first you can't tell the same story
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twice words change we change you can't
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clone a
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story no
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God you'd be surprised to hear but this
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Mary was an ordinary
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girl her mother died when she was a
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teenager and father not
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around
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Mary ran solo for a long time working a
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boring job paying bills getting older
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with nothing to
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show she wanted something in life
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something
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meaningful she wanted to be
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safe her warm heart
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made her the preacher's
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favorite some will tell you that the way
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the Bible describes the conditions of
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the climate and the Shepherds proves
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that Christ was not born on Christmas
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but several months earlier a Gemini
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instead of a
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Capricorn you with me on
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that they say that Christ was not born
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on
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Christmas and these Scholars dare to
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call themselves
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Christians many of you remember when my
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father preached this
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pulpit and after he was murdered in Duty
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for the Lord I kept his
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Focus this church shall be different
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from the others we alone read the exact
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page of his purest
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word Mark
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1617
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turn your
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pages signs shall follow them that
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believe in my name shall they cast out
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Devils they shall speak with new tongues
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amen and there he
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was he was an orphan too and the two
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became family in that
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church
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but the Mary and Jesus story needs its
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Joseph low rider
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J this guy was a carpenter of cars
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a car painter car
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hopp he worked cars tricked on cars cut
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it all
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together the man made magic out of
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machines and he wanted somebody who
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could get that magic
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too
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Mary and Joseph were written into the
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first story but they would have to write
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themselves into the
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second and baby
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Jesus would never come out the
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same
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hi I need this contract and
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advertisement translated into Spanish
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can you
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help we divided supp clouds fre from
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traffic with blow under solo Hydraulics
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what is this that's my thing every time
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I drop a KN
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on this is sound like
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brick intense just be sure it comes
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through in Spanish I'm really trying my
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best to brid Gap with you on you have no
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problems for
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me hey you guys are just down the street
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I know you
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guys what do you
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know that you're just down the
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street well stop over sometime and I'll
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show you around I'm always
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there
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yeah
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Patrick I told you to take the garbage
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out not
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in yes
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mother that's
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great you're
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learning my
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babies Pat was a mama's boy he led the
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field in genetics but after getting his
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PhD stayed at
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home the church played him well
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you can do a lot the little
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science
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see you've taken a following me
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now supp come next
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Sunday there's been
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a
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development is it finally true then
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we've secured the
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Dome now all we
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need is a
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recipient I have a
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candidate
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now it's like that yeah it's like that
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nah no no no it's like this no watch out
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now watch don't think or you miss the F
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watch yeah it's like this n no no no
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look look look look you paying attention
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look it's like that like that yes it's
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like
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that watch watch watch bam like
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that
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Joe it's Mary translation office
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Mary here I thought I dropped these off
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on my way
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home they're all done the big contract
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was way easier than your crazy little
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Aunt
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Perfecto that's great actually I can't
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follow a word it says but I could
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tell that is beautiful
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like that one's
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mine
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to be
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leg hey are you busy want to take it out
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for
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real
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this car is the exact same as any other
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car from the assembly
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line but the low rider takes a factory
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model paints it lowers it and
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individualizes it with our own
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touches I bet you say that to all the
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girls he rides to n no it's not even
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like that this is Los Angeles getting
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real
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[Applause]
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in
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here I feel like I do when I sing in
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church
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W girl you something
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else the heart had its different
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chambers was it so wrong for it to beat
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in new ways
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ask me to stop Mary yes
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um here come sit down
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here I thought the doors were always
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supposed to be
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open Mary you are a very special young
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woman you are so devoted to our
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savior I wish all the girls in my Parish
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could be like
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you God bless you for sharing such good
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news and that's why I want you
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Mary to take my hand and join me on the
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biggest mission of Our
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Lives wait right
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here
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hello
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Mary we've all gone through this
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initiation in our own way will
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you
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listen what is
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this who are
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you this is my daddy this is Paul
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Senior my gosh of course I remember when
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you
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preached okay what's going on
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here 7 years
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ago I left this church for a very
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important
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fraternity okay the order of the
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Nephilim we've been following the shroud
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of tur in the Tomb of
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talpid I'm
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sorry the Shroud is the cloth that was
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used to clean Jesus's face when he died
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see after considerable effort we
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obtained a strand of fabric from this
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shroud for it contains a far far truer
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picture of
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Mary
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Christ's
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DNA my father's order turned to
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developments in talp at Israel there 10
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coffins were discovered in a tomb from
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Jesus's days six were carved with the
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names Mary
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Mary Matthew James brother of Jesus
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Judah son of Jesus and Jesus Son of
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Joseph
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Mary here indeed might be the bones of
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Christ Jesus's Bones full of
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DNA but Jesus didn't leave
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Bones he wasn't
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buried he died and came as a Vision to
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his Apostles yes yes of course I I know
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all about the
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Ascension and for this many Skeptics
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claim the Shroud and the tomb are faked
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but just take a leap of faith with me
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Mary just for a
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moment we compared the tomb DNA with the
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Shroud
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DNA my God they
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matched how can two fake Jes Jesus
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relics have the exact same
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blood
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mary I know
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you and I trust you you have been coming
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to our church for years you are pure and
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you will make a wonderful
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mother you will be the most important
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mother in all of
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history you'll be more sacred than Eve
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or Sarah more sacred than the first
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Mary you
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Mary you how else did you think
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Revelations would come to
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pass with this Blood we will clone Our
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Savior God is calling you
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Mary to deliver the second coming
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of
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Christ second coming
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of hello I'm here for my
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translation last name is
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Ryme but it's spelled r i m
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e
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she was caught in their
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spell would she really be the one to
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make the heavens
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open okay thank
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you we at the department of AWA and
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power want darlas gracias to all of you
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who shared their
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pesos uh this was supposed to be
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translated in Spanish you did it in
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Spang
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English me casa is your
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house I promise it won't take me more
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than an hour can you come back then uh
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sure
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you yes
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done
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translation she wrote everything in
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Spanish
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that's
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Jus I did
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that hey it's Monday you ready for lunch
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this
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week hey what's
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wrong
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nothing but Mary's world
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was open
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a fire spread over
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water
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make me
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f make me
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fertile make me
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fertile make me
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fertile make me
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fertile
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Mary through your
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grace may I conceive your
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child who are
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we
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we are the order of the
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Nephilim led by a group of like-minded
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supporters from around the world our
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non- denominational org May lack Fame
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and money but we are growing with the
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power of
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numbers nothing will stand in our
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way our mission to find Jesus when he
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comes again how will we recognize the
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Christ will he want walk on water will
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he look exactly as he did 2,000 years
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ago our leaders have discovered Clues
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buried in the good word will you join us
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to find him the apocalypse is in your
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[Music]
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[Music]
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hands
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the moment of
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conception I don't think it happened
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this way for the first
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Jesus uh Don't Be
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Afraid cloning is a simple process we
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made Dolly the sheep ages ago
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and if we can make a lamb then we can
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make the Lamb of God no problem so uh
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just relax now just won't hurt a
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bit Patrick
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Patrick
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Patrick
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Patrick are you mad you better not have
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a girl in there mother you're disrupting
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my important studies how many times do I
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have to tell you do not bother me while
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I'm either in my own room or in in the
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garage besides I've been a grown adult
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for years I can do whatever I feel
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like sorry about that it's just been me
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and her after my father left
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us just lie very still and breathe in
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this
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ether
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for
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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don't stop don't ever
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stop I am
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possessed
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low ride is more than a
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machine it's the Will Made
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Real it's in my
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body it's coming
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true you get
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it you get it the way I
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do I never met anyone who I could just
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talk to crazy talk
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with oh Joe
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are you not listening to anything in
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that I'm
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saying I'm pregnant Jesus
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Christ Jesus
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Christ I don't know if I could go along
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with this
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it's my choice
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Joe what I need is for you to be
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supportive I know you
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can will
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[Music]
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you
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our timing for the C-section is going as
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planned the birth will be slightly
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premature but we'll avoid Jesus
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accidentally coming out after
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Christmas Pastor Paul what will people
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say w people judge me if Jesus is
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a a
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bastard shouldn't I have a husband
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nobody will believe you're a virgin if
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we marry you in these end times it's
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hard to believe anyone past puberty is
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still a
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virgin the concerns are not
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important with his birth we enter a new
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age with new
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laws then may being a virgin wouldn't
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matter he just kicked put your hand on
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my
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stomach my Lord you're
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kicking
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do you like how I
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feel Ezekiel
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7:25 destruction cometh and they shall
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seek peace and there shall be
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none with your birth Comes The Scream Of
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The
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Awakening let us open our ears to that
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voice
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hey Mary was ready to give up her life
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to freef fall and let junior take his
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place by her
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side but it was her friend Joe who Tred
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to keep her day as grounded as
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[Music]
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possible Earth to
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[Music]
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Mary it's
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perfect I wanted to give you
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[Music]
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this how
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retro
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a tape recorded this is great I hope you
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like it thought you could use it for
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your next
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project hey and we can use this to
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record baby's first
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words you know you don't have to go
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through with
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this our time is here I'm just saying
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today with these doctors you can wait to
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give birth when time is
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right
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who's he what's he doing here would you
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mind telling me your name no I don't
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mind he's my friend he's staying with me
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yeah as she likes it it all won't matter
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soon
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enough
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Mary we brought these things for you
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all he thought you like
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that please Chang in hero holy
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mother what could be
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bigger she would become
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Mary the holy
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mother Mary these men are your doctors
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they will render the cesarian section
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and ensure this December 25th
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birth when Jesus comes out we don't know
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what will
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happen a third of us may
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disappear the ground May shake the city
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May close the sky may
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open I've waited my whole life for this
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moment
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iodine
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scalp
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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them
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maybe we can fix
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it
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shouldn't he be making a
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noise
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and this big boy well that's me I was
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born black and mute a brother and the
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world didn't
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end it was just another December
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25th and on the
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26 it was Mary again with her son not
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knowing what to to do where to go how to
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help only thing she knew to do she did
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feed me and make sure I slept and made
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me
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smile they may have expected the
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Savior but I was a
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[Music]
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kid
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[Music]
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yeah wow he has your
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smile we are all in God's
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hands his many birth defects are
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troubling it makes me
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question you can't mean dark
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skinned is it not plausible for someone
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born in the Middle East to be
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born with olive
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Hughes I don't think you
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understand what it is that we're dealing
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with here these people
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have but the boss was getting
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anxious me and my mama didn't make the
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cut they weren't into Child's
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Play
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a he's so
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cute I think we should call him Joe
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Jr you can't say
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that he's going to be a
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player you're going to be a preacher you
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can do all this while riding in a low
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rider looking good yeah maybe that yeah
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come on would you just let out one
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little peep just one little peep and the
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rests will follow
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who's there we
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are but the time wasn't
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right they had much to
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learn what if there's nothing that that
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we can
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do I'm so
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afraid 5 years ago you made a pilgrimage
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to Jerusalem when a bomb exploded in the
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Village
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Square dozens of people were killed some
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of them burned beyond recognition and
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you yourself were thought to be amongst
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the dead but you survived that's right I
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was struck with total
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Amnesia before my memory came back I
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spent my days living in forgetfulness
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and silence clearly Shell Shocked by the
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Bomb Blast I couldn't even communicate
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with my own son my my flock people
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thought I was a vagrant uh I couldn't
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even talk with those people that were
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doing God's work and reaching out to try
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to help me there they were spreading
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lies and leaving her out and this was
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supposed to be her
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family
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Jesus the
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[Music]
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a is that
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you I can hear you it's my fault I
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should have let you grow inside me let
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me help
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you I can't find
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youus
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[Music]
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[Music]
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guys
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[Music]
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god what the devil has possessed
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you this will trigger his
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memory bring his voice
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back hello my
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Lord
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hello will you talk to us
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today pray your lips slip
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One Sweet
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Sound doctor say his lar is
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defective he will remain
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immute only a miracle could save him
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now it's all always the roughest at the
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beginning see Mama began to take things
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into her own
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hands
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Mary hello
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Jose Mary what are you what are you
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doing
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we're
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[Music]
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praying you need to think about what I
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said just just let me
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babysit you need to get away and rest
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take a break you need a day
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off this is intense
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do you feel it moving inside
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you I said do you feel it moving inside
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you
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no books or television show or school or
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friends or family can help you interpret
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what's happening don't look outside the
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word to understand the word scripture
00:43:10
interprets
00:43:12
scripture the world is the word the
00:43:16
difference between word and World Is Not
00:43:20
facts or feelings but one letter
00:43:24
L the word word has
00:43:27
Noel and Noel means Christmas and
00:43:30
Christmas is the day the word is Born
00:43:33
Into the
00:43:34
world I want to be the ultimate
00:43:37
Christian it is Providence that we've
00:43:39
entered Your brave new program for
00:43:41
pregnant women
00:43:43
Reverend I'm so grateful to you thank
00:43:46
God for the
00:43:51
internet
00:43:52
Mary what are you
00:43:55
doing
00:43:58
are you
00:43:59
okay you've ignored my
00:44:02
calls I thought you were in
00:44:05
trouble I need you father I miss you yes
00:44:11
about
00:44:20
that
00:44:22
look I regret to tell you with such
00:44:25
straight talk but there's no avoiding
00:44:27
its
00:44:29
reality we're proceeding without you
00:44:32
you're no longer part of the plan
00:44:34
proceeding without
00:44:36
me I'm the mother of your
00:44:39
child Jesus has come my
00:44:43
child Mary look at your
00:44:45
son look at him can you not see with
00:44:48
your own two eyes the problem here
00:44:51
nobody will listen to a mute Jesus
00:44:54
nobody can listen but we're learning
00:44:57
each other every
00:44:59
day he could speak sign language I think
00:45:03
we all know who the real father is Mary
00:45:07
it's
00:45:08
Joe I
00:45:10
never it's clear you are already
00:45:12
pregnant before we came in your son is
00:45:15
dark skinned just like
00:45:18
Joe we have to let you
00:45:23
go just let me go
00:45:36
who are those
00:45:41
girls my
00:45:43
darling I wish it had worked out between
00:45:47
us you cross some very powerful
00:45:50
men I'm not going to tell you their
00:45:52
names but for your safety and your
00:45:55
babies never look back back
00:45:57
prepare and
00:46:00
repent come Judgment Day is technicality
00:46:03
so all be
00:46:05
forgotten let all be as a dream in
00:46:11
memory we exist only in your
00:46:17
[Music]
00:46:19
head how Dreadful is this
00:46:24
place
00:46:44
let me
00:46:48
in let me
00:46:54
in
00:47:05
[Music]
00:47:14
help
00:47:24
me
00:47:26
[Music]
00:47:35
[Music]
00:47:42
[Music]
00:47:46
my mama was pushed and pushed and pushed
00:47:50
until the story was no longer
00:47:53
hers Mary was no longer married to
00:47:59
[Music]
00:48:07
[Music]
00:48:15
[Music]
00:48:24
them
00:48:27
the food in the formula I've already
00:48:29
prepared they're in the bag diapers in
00:48:32
the bag
00:48:34
what you know what to do you've been
00:48:37
taking care of him
00:48:38
already will you take this thing off
00:48:40
already where are you going I've already
00:48:42
left you a message
00:48:45
just you said you'd help me so help
00:48:54
me
00:49:03
they were ahead and getting
00:49:05
cocky which means they were getting
00:49:12
[Music]
00:49:16
sloppy oh how
00:49:24
beautiful
00:49:26
[Music]
00:49:32
[Music]
00:49:43
[Music]
00:49:50
[Music]
00:49:54
hello
00:50:14
she and the other girls had been
00:50:18
tricked
00:50:19
yes Pat had improved the cloning process
00:50:24
he engineered a new form of
00:50:28
virus and slipped it into their
00:50:32
drinks the virus altered the DNA of
00:50:36
their newly fertilized eggs she and the
00:50:39
others were just like Mary they too
00:50:44
would give birth to
00:50:49
Jesus none of them even knew the real
00:50:52
baby
00:50:54
inside
00:51:05
[Applause]
00:51:11
Joe what's up dog where you been at man
00:51:13
it's been a long time since we Cruis a
00:51:14
la Sunday holl at me let's ride
00:51:24
out foreign foreign spee
00:51:39
[Music]
00:51:54
foreign
00:51:55
[Music]
00:52:02
she was no longer on a mission for the
00:52:05
church she was on a mission for me for
00:52:15
herself Justice would be out here away
00:52:19
from the noise a Dred silent Beauty
00:52:44
show me
00:52:46
something
00:52:54
anything
00:53:26
Make It
00:53:31
Rain
00:53:34
Jus hold on
00:53:37
Mama I can hear
00:53:40
you everything will be okay
00:53:44
Mom I
00:53:48
think I'm really on to
00:53:51
something
00:53:54
new
00:54:03
for
00:54:05
speech
00:54:24
speech
00:54:54
Mary
00:54:55
[Music]
00:55:09
Mary
00:55:24
n
00:55:26
I think the pastors were expecting the
00:55:27
real end of the world the day that you
00:55:29
were born I don't think they thought you
00:55:31
was going to grow up and go to school
00:55:34
and get a
00:55:36
job but you're still here and now
00:55:39
they're
00:55:41
worried I like you and your mommy a
00:55:45
lot a whole
00:55:50
lot your history may be ancient
00:55:54
but
00:55:56
your family's here with
00:55:59
us and I'm going be here for you no
00:56:01
matter what they try to
00:56:03
[Music]
00:56:13
[Applause]
00:56:14
[Music]
00:56:23
do
00:56:27
[Music]
00:56:31
find you
00:56:37
message you
00:56:39
message
00:56:44
find
00:56:46
message
00:56:51
[Music]
00:56:53
pause you know what to do
00:56:57
Joe use Paul's own
00:57:00
words and there you'll find the real
00:57:05
[Music]
00:57:10
message I will be with you in
00:57:17
spirit
00:57:23
dominal
00:57:26
[Music]
00:57:36
[Music]
00:57:46
[Music]
00:58:25
I am the law of the law
00:58:33
riters I shall initiate you in the way
00:58:36
of the
00:58:39
way get off your kns my child and
00:58:53
enter right action is needed the Lord
00:58:58
Rider is a gift to
00:59:00
all first you must rotate the
00:59:05
tires they have woron on one side far
00:59:08
too
00:59:10
[Music]
00:59:15
long great faith unconditional life
00:59:20
devoted works from this the Fountain of
00:59:24
Life shall spring
00:59:27
forth
00:59:38
[Music]
00:59:44
nowo crude
00:59:46
oil made from nature is concentrated
00:59:51
death but place in the right context
00:59:55
even the blackest of sources y sweet
00:59:59
[Music]
01:00:13
light don't listen to those who say the
01:00:16
mechanic is here or over there you are
01:00:19
the
01:00:21
mechanic I've always been you
01:00:28
subtle Sensations try to fix
01:00:31
you but you were distracted with cruder
01:00:35
Sensations now
01:00:39
lost nothing is
01:00:46
lost take this new found knowledge go
01:00:50
forth and
01:00:53
multiply
01:00:55
and you shall not
01:01:07
[Music]
01:01:23
die
01:01:29
[Music]
01:01:35
and that's the story of how my mama was
01:01:40
[Music]
01:01:53
born
01:01:55
and life moved
01:01:57
[Music]
01:01:58
on the engines were still
01:02:04
turning the preachers kemed Full Speed
01:02:07
Ahead they had all the
01:02:10
[Music]
01:02:13
momentum and from their shabby
01:02:18
setup they deliver many more baby
01:02:21
jesuses into the world
01:02:24
[Music]
01:02:31
unless Mary had her say about
01:02:40
[Music]
01:02:49
[Music]
01:02:51
it
01:02:53
hey
01:02:56
[Music]
01:03:11
talk I said talk please just
01:03:22
go I know who you
01:03:25
are you're the
01:03:27
first the first of the
01:03:30
Marys the first of the me I couldn't do
01:03:36
it I had to take him
01:03:42
out there are more of us
01:03:45
now what are you
01:03:53
saying you're
01:03:55
back my
01:03:56
[Music]
01:04:01
baby how is he we're fine we're
01:04:05
good where have you been you just left
01:04:07
us
01:04:10
here somebody I want you to
01:04:13
meet we learned the
01:04:18
truth and I need your
01:04:23
help
01:04:36
[Music]
01:04:47
testing ladies listen to me now not them
01:04:52
listen to us now Mary's
01:04:57
[Music]
01:04:59
last year I was
01:05:01
pregnant I carried a child and on
01:05:04
Christmas he was
01:05:07
born I thought we would save the
01:05:20
world I
01:05:22
got let's get out of
01:05:24
[Music]
01:05:30
here feel the might of our Air
01:05:34
Force she who has ears to hear Let her
01:05:48
here my
01:05:53
gosh I was lied to by Paul and by the
01:05:57
men who should have been
01:06:00
leaders you have been lied to as
01:06:03
well we are
01:06:05
vessels used by them to hold their
01:06:08
washed out
01:06:10
ideas They Don't Care About Us we are
01:06:13
clones who give birth to clones this is
01:06:17
an assembly line they have denied our
01:06:20
babies the right to their own unique
01:06:23
faces
01:06:27
Mary's enough we must take our families
01:06:31
back Mary's
01:06:34
unite now is the time when we shall look
01:06:38
back and say to our great
01:06:40
grandchildren there on that Christmas
01:06:43
morning that was the day we
01:06:49
[Music]
01:06:53
won
01:06:56
[Music]
01:07:13
must you keep driving by me with this
01:07:16
silly car of
01:07:17
yours we know you're trying to scare up
01:07:19
the others it won't work our faith is
01:07:23
stronger than yours appeals to Blind
01:07:25
reason the end is too near to squander
01:07:28
your time
01:07:29
on vanities of the ego have you seen the
01:07:32
beginning that you can know the
01:07:34
end where there's a beginning there is
01:07:36
no
01:07:39
end
01:07:41
brother simple mechanic leave the
01:07:44
subtleties of the preaching to me and go
01:07:45
back to your
01:07:46
work you're part of the story no
01:07:49
more you never fit in
01:07:52
properly wow loving words from such a
01:07:55
righteous
01:07:56
Pastor not the N but your in Disney I
01:08:01
see you falling already I am Fallen my
01:08:05
end has finally come Supreme Powers Act
01:08:08
through my vessel using me to Advance
01:08:10
their day of announcement this is my
01:08:12
role I have been cast to perform it and
01:08:15
deliver the end where credits are given
01:08:17
and all is made right check this out
01:08:19
Paul if what they saying about the
01:08:21
others turns out to be true I'll make
01:08:22
sure that your end is in prison aren't
01:08:25
you excited to see how it
01:08:27
ends you know you and I are not so
01:08:33
different we've both been looked over in
01:08:35
this
01:08:36
world why don't you root for me for a
01:08:44
change
01:08:45
no I'm not giving you that
01:08:49
power I don't believe in
01:08:52
you
01:09:08
[Music]
01:09:14
the church men thought they would get
01:09:16
baby Jesus right on that Christmas
01:09:19
Day this time white skinned blueeyed and
01:09:23
crying
01:09:24
loudly but it was the women who would be
01:09:27
talking The
01:09:29
Talk this is
01:09:31
murder could their story really be true
01:09:35
have our babies been replaced and cloned
01:09:37
no not not
01:09:39
exactly but be
01:09:44
reasonable we have always been of
01:09:46
apocalyptic mindset nothing's really
01:09:49
changed from before has it we are still
01:09:51
here to give birth on Christmas have
01:09:55
ourselves a Merry Little Christmas shall
01:09:57
we it's the mechanics of simple
01:10:01
mathematics let me
01:10:03
translate the Paul's and now the
01:10:07
Marys both had
01:10:10
drive but plans will only truly last
01:10:14
when your heart seeks addition instead
01:10:17
of
01:10:20
division now the preacher's problems on
01:10:23
only
01:10:25
multiplied is everybody
01:10:28
here how's it going there was a holy
01:10:31
spirit inside me and now I don't know
01:10:34
what it is but I'm going to keep my baby
01:10:38
holy keep your hands off order order how
01:10:43
dare you I am obviously not your enemy
01:10:47
you are on the most important Mission
01:10:49
this world has ever known you will have
01:10:53
fears you will have doubts you will get
01:10:55
cold feet it will be difficult but you
01:10:59
must have
01:11:03
faith let's go in all
01:11:07
right you must trust and
01:11:10
sacrifice I have dedicated my life to
01:11:13
your cause this higher cause I cannot
01:11:16
have
01:11:18
aired he's not the only one who can
01:11:21
clone there's a conversation that I
01:11:23
recorded between Paul and his
01:11:26
father
01:11:34
listen don't worry about your
01:11:37
Investments they buy our cover
01:11:41
Mission these girls are all so desperate
01:11:43
to believe in
01:11:48
something I got full
01:11:51
control we'll raise an army of disciples
01:11:55
IES imagine the glory when we unveil our
01:11:58
family to a new
01:11:59
[Music]
01:12:01
world like
01:12:04
Jesus my word shall spread from
01:12:09
sea to shining sea if only we had to
01:12:13
record Another first Christ that to
01:12:15
solve a lot of problems liar I have
01:12:18
never said that I don't even talk like
01:12:20
that it's an obvious
01:12:22
fake
01:12:24
Thou shalt not
01:12:28
lie can't you see that I'm being set
01:12:32
up
01:12:34
wait just
01:12:37
wait please you don't have to listen to
01:12:39
their poison their doubt Their
01:12:44
Fear
01:12:46
please have
01:12:49
faith please call me back Mary
01:12:54
wait wait please not not you
01:12:59
[Music]
01:13:11
two where did she get that tap you're
01:13:15
the one I did what you asked me to do
01:13:19
Paul did in fact say those things he
01:13:21
just said them in pieces individually
01:13:24
throughout the whole year so I've been
01:13:27
recording and I spiced together
01:13:29
fragments to create something that
01:13:31
sounded to me more like the
01:13:35
truth some worlds were
01:13:39
beginning While others were coming to an
01:13:43
end there are some things you just can't
01:13:47
talk your way out
01:13:52
of
01:13:56
I warned you about
01:13:59
[Music]
01:14:01
them someone's got to pay for
01:14:08
[Music]
01:14:10
this we're in the red
01:14:13
[Music]
01:14:17
now it
01:14:19
[Music]
01:14:22
was
01:14:24
n i for n
01:14:31
[Music]
01:14:43
i Merry
01:14:45
[Music]
01:14:49
Christmas how is
01:14:52
he
01:15:00
[Music]
01:15:08
[Music]
01:15:12
Happ you've been
01:15:16
studying I love you I love
01:15:19
you I loved you since the first time you
01:15:21
said hello
01:15:25
I feel exactly the
01:15:27
[Music]
01:15:40
[Music]
01:15:52
same
01:16:00
there oh my
01:16:04
God oh my
01:16:06
[Music]
01:16:21
God and then that was the day I got my
01:16:25
voice that sound so quiet at first you
01:16:31
think it'll never work until suddenly
01:16:36
miraculously the gears line up oh and
01:16:40
the engine purrs and tail scrapes out
01:16:44
Juiced up metallic and ched and oh baby
01:16:51
baby individual
01:16:56
[Music]
01:17:22
mine
01:17:27
[Music]
01:18:18
[Music]
01:18:21
for
01:18:26
[Music]
01:18:39
for for
01:18:46
[Music]
01:18:51
speee hey
01:18:54
[Music]
01:19:04
make
01:19:05
[Music]
01:19:13
CL
01:19:17
[Music]
01:19:21
G
01:19:24
[Music]
01:19:29
[Applause]
01:19:35
[Music]
01:19:51
G
01:19:54
[Applause]
01:19:54
[Music]
01:20:10
[Music]
01:20:14
[Applause]
01:20:14
[Music]
01:20:16
Dem
01:20:18
[Music]
01:20:21
by
01:20:22
[Music]
01:20:24
tell all who be make
01:20:29
[Music]
01:20:31
GL
01:20:34
[Applause]
01:20:34
[Music]
01:20:51
oh

Podspun Insights

This episode dives into a reimagined tale of Mary and the birth of a second baby Jesus, blending humor, chaos, and a touch of the surreal. Mary, an ordinary girl with an extraordinary calling, grapples with the weight of her destiny as she navigates a world that seems to be ending. The narrative unfolds with a mix of quirky characters, including a low-rider car enthusiast named Joseph and a preacher with a controversial agenda. As Mary faces the pressure of delivering a new savior, she must confront the expectations of her community and the reality of her own choices. The episode cleverly intertwines themes of faith, identity, and the struggle for agency, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone that keeps the audience engaged. With unexpected twists and a vibrant cast, this retelling challenges traditional narratives and invites viewers to reflect on the nature of belief and the stories we tell ourselves.

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Episode Highlights

  • The Story of Mary
    Mary's journey from an ordinary girl to the mother of Jesus is profound and transformative. 'You will be the most important mother in all of history.'
    “You will be the most important mother in all of history.”
    @ 17m 53s
    March 29, 2018
  • Cloning the Savior
    The controversial idea of cloning Jesus raises questions about faith and science. 'Cloning is a simple process; we made Dolly the sheep ages ago.'
    “Cloning is a simple process; we made Dolly the sheep ages ago.”
    @ 23m 26s
    March 29, 2018
  • A New Beginning
    With the birth of Jesus, a new age begins, challenging old beliefs. 'With his birth, we enter a new age with new laws.'
    “With his birth, we enter a new age with new laws.”
    @ 29m 18s
    March 29, 2018
  • A Mother's Promise
    "I will be with you in spirit"—a heartfelt promise of support and love.
    “I will be with you in spirit”
    @ 57m 10s
    March 29, 2018
  • The True Mechanic
    "You are the mechanic I've always been you"—a powerful declaration of self-identity.
    “You are the mechanic I've always been you”
    @ 01h 00m 19s
    March 29, 2018
  • Taking Back Our Families
    "We must take our families back"—a call to action for unity and empowerment.
    “We must take our families back”
    @ 01h 06m 31s
    March 29, 2018
  • Facing Doubts
    "You will have fears, you will have doubts, you will get cold feet"—a reminder of resilience.
    “You will have fears, you will have doubts, you will get cold feet”
    @ 01h 10m 53s
    March 29, 2018
  • A Love Story
    "I love you, I loved you since the first time you said hello"—a timeless expression of love.
    “I love you, I loved you since the first time you said hello”
    @ 01h 15m 19s
    March 29, 2018
  • Finding My Voice
    "Oh my God, and then that was the day I got my voice"—a moment of personal awakening.
    “Oh my God, and then that was the day I got my voice”
    @ 01h 16m 21s
    March 29, 2018

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • New Age of Belief29:18
  • Mary's Transformation47:59
  • Family Support55:59
  • Self-Discovery1:00:19
  • Empowerment1:06:31
  • Resilience1:10:53
  • Love Declaration1:15:19
  • Personal Awakening1:16:21

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