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I'm Caris swisher and I'm in Chicago as
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am I although we are in different locals
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I hit the ground running this morning I
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am I am literally Ferris buer if he was
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older Jewish and had a rectile
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dysfunction but I am here and I'm really
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happy to be here you're here but you
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didn't make it to our live podcast we
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were supposed to be together at the
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Democratic National Convention for this
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episode but Scott didn't make it
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apparently your secret service
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credentials are being re-evaluated did
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you know that oh I didn't know that uh
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that you know that kind of fits though
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right what did you do I don't know cuz
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I'm Too Sexy it's like when when a hot
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woman doesn't want a really hot woman at
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their wedding to take attention away
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from them I think they're worried that
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I'm going to get all the attention I
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think they're going to draft me for the
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ballot I'm going to be the vep to the
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vep Secretary of Love Department of
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interior dysfunction oh my God
