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Yeah. My first girlfriend was Mexican
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and an alcoholic. And I asked her what
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her favorite book was, and she said,
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"Tquila mockingb bird." That's not very
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good, isn't it? Well, three guys walk
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into a bar. Alcoholic, a priest, and a
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child molester. And that's just the
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first guy.
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When someone asked me if I ever drink in
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the morning, I'm like, "No, cuz I don't
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wake up till noon."
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>> Oh my god. Okay, enough with the
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drinking drugs.
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>> I'm not on a roll today, Cara. I'm not
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on a roll. By the way, do you know what
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they call Bigfoot in Europe?
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>> What? Big meter.
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>> Big meter. I don't get it.
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>> Metric. Metric. Foot versus meter. Unit
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of measurement.
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>> Okay, that didn't work. Okay, next one.
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>> Big meter. Come on. You were talking
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about influencers. So, my girlfriend was
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an influencer and on the ride back from
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Palm Springs, she decided for a little
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fun, she would straddle me
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>> and we got pulled over and I was charged
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with uh driving under the influencer.
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>> Okay, that's good. That's good. I like
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that one. You know how Bigfoot tells
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time?
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>> No. Tell Scott.
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>> Cara. He looks at his Sasquatch.
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>> Okay, good one. That's good. That's
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good. The others, not so good.
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>> Hit or miss. You got to fire up the the
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claw a little better.