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And then this strange profile of Lauren
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Sanchez in the New York Times, she was
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telling me how happy she is, which is
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great, but I don't know what it was
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there for, but it was like so tonedeaf,
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like I'm really happy. And in our $230
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million house in Florida, we talk do
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gratitude to each other every morning.
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Just more of this sort of performative
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romance with Bezos is so icky. I just
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find it I just didn't understand it.
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>> Cara, do you remember that line from
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broadcast news? It's one of the greatest
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lines in movie history. What do you do
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when your real life exceeds your dreams?
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>> Keep it to yourself.
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>> Lauren Sanchez, you have an amazing
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life. Keep it to your [ __ ] self.
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Lauren, it's like, don't you have any
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friends to say to you, you don't need
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articles in the New York Times talking
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about what a spiritual, wonderful person
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you are and how wonderful your
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relationship is. It's just going to make
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you look like an [ __ ] Carrot, don't
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these people have friends?
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>> Well, she has friends. She has the wrong
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friends. Lauren, call us up. We'll help
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you. We'll bring you back down to Earth.
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But I don't think she cares.