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And Big Gwyn, the queen, eh? Apple float. Right now. Of my favorite mood. Oh, God.
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Should we start over? Stephen just said no. Stephen said no? Don't start over? I don't think we're... Yeah.
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You like Elmer Fudd? You like the Elmer Fudd intro? That made me laugh. Alright.
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Well, let's leave it in. Then, you know what it seems like? Let's leave it in. Can you do fake drug this entire episode?
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Yes. This is a Q&A. Is there a... Shh, shh, shh. I was... This is not a secret. Always a secret with that girl.
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Always leaning in with her weird breath. I have to tell you something. And then.
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I have to tell you something I threw up early. I threw up and I took a nap and came back to the bar.
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What? Did you get away from me? I should do. Sorry, I just had this idea. What if I did a one woman show where it's me and drunk me from the 90s.
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Switching off. And it's like. Interviewing. The spotlight goes up. Yes, exactly.
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where it's just like, why did you feel the need to escape into the bottle every night?
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I'd be like, sorry, what are you talking about? I feel thirsty. You used to party and now you used to, what do you like?
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Can you, I want you to, let's keep going with this. Okay. I want you to record the, I want to record sober current Karen.
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Okay. And so that, you know, we don't, the switching will get too confusing. So we just have recorded Karen and then drunk Karen, old Karen is in person there.
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So you're saying I get to drink again just because it's a show and it's not my fault.
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And it wasn't my idea. Fake drunk Karen. Okay. Is there again. Great. Okay. What is her hair?
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Did she have her hair in a ponytail? Did she wear a ponytail? She's just kept bangs.
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Hold on. It looks good. You don't know. You don't know. All right. Sorry. I would drunk.
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Karen was the kind of person who would cut bangs so short that the next day when I would
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first see people who would, I would be premiering my bangs, like at the gap, people would be
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like, Oh, wow. Like, yeah. Shocking bangs back. They would back up. They were mental hospital bangs.
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They were like, I found a razor in the bathroom and I just gave myself a trim. Like what I did to Barbie when I was four and was like, Barbie needs fucking bangs.
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And all you did, you basically just shaved her head in the bang area. Yes. Just shaved the bangs.
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The more you cut Barbie's hair, the more you liked cutting Barbie's hair. Yeah. Until you were down to the plugs.
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Yes. Until it was like, well, now Barbie is a skinhead. Barbie has to be a fucking racist skinhead.
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She was a racist anyway, and she's always on her goddamn tiptoes. Let's shave this bitch's head.
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god uh we're in europe right now guys bonjour for some reason karen wants to be in paris
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really badly paris france is what europe is to me we're in the uk and europe so we're in the pod
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lofts technically technically we're in the pod loft in our time you know what's funny though we
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we i don't think we need to be so constrained by the concept of time since people listen to
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this shit out of order anyway time space location all of this shit you know what it's it is all just
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human construct it's a fuck it it's the government let it go it's aliens the clock is aliens let
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alien government the government of mars it's the government trying to put their shit on you
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yeah i'm like i refuse till you like told what time it is by the government who's saying
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this government thinks smarter than me it's not smarter than me it's time okay i love him so we're doing there's always crying about some random person being in
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with someone being in love with someone that the friend i'm talking to is like i don't think you've
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ever talked about this person before i don't i don't know who you're talking about right now
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no i love him i'm like talking about the bouncer then then you trade a piece of clothing with some
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other drunk girl whatever happened to you i got a drunk girl demand that we switch belts and i was just like okay you have to go with that drunk improv yeah it it so much easier because if you tell a
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drunk girl who wants to switch belts with you did she think it was funny because i would do that i
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would get these ideas and i was like switch out that isn't this hilarious i one time i saw all
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my friends this is when i lived in sacramento i was like you guys i'm gonna order a grasshopper
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no i'm doing it i'm doing it it's like a mint have you ever had a grasshopper it's like a
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blended drink made of creamed I just pictured you on Amazon ordering grasshoppers
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the insects live grasshoppers I'm gonna give Bo a constriction no I'm going to anyway
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that's how I got my first pair of Doc Martens I was at a party a drunk girl when I was like 13
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I had like climbing boots on that I hated and she gave me her purple Docs I know
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Why? Because she was drunk? Because she was drunk and stupid. And she was like a basic bitch.
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You had broken in purple docks. Yep. Eight whole broken in purple docks. Congratulations.
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Changed my life. Yeah. Best shoes I've ever had. Why didn't I keep them? Okay. The first time you start wearing combat boots as a girl in your 20s, I'm telling you, if
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you hadn't had the experience, if you're a girl who's like, I need to curl the bottoms
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of my hair and always wear some version of a heel, God bless. Yeah. I get the comfort.
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your that's your style what i'm saying is take a summer off yeah get a job two towns over and just
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start wearing flannels and fucking combat boots just see what it feels like because i'm telling
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you there is something about lacing up a boot and having that thing of like oh you can't kick me in
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the toe and you start to call them shit kickers and then you feel like a fucking badass yeah and
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it's the best and you just are like you get real down to business yeah you clomp everywhere you
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clomp it's very tank girl but wherever you live yeah but you're still cute don't worry you're still
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cute there's so much cuteness available they all know this yeah these are people who are like yeah
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we're from now we have the internet we know how fashion works all right let me ask you a question
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finally karen this is a question from lisa lisa okay have you ever done an escape room no me
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neither no i have no interest i have no it okay like force ourselves to do it somewhere yeah i mean
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I think it's an interesting concept and I've heard people talk about it um there were people
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remember when we were at the uh St. Patrick's Day party at Joe's there were people leaving to go to
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an escape room and the way they described it sounded fun to me like you're leaving a party
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where you just hang out and talk and drink to go escape from a room yeah that's like that's what
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you're doing right now you just it doesn't make sense to me yeah why don't you you know you could
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do if you're at a party you've never been at this apartment before let me run ahead i'll lock some
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shit up and now just try to leave this party i'll try to i'll stop you all all along the way yeah
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here's my thing i don't want to do things and i don't want to do activities in public where you
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can succeed or fail right and it's a panic to fucking succeed succeeding as a time limit yeah
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and a pan so maybe you and vince should do an escape room or a karaoke room when we're in europe
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I will 100% do both of those with you because here's what will happen in the escape room.
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Vince will take over and be so fucking hilarious that we'll just stand there laughing while he takes care of it for us.
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And we won't care. Right. So we'll never escape. I mean, also, I do have, there is a lot of faith in the idea of an escape room because all it's going to take is one lunatic to run one of those where suddenly it's not a game.
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Right. And you're actually locked into a weird room. Oh, you're thinking of like the next Saw movie.
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I've just written Saw 11 It's called Escape Room Escape Room Okay, you want me to ask you more?
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No, let me ask you one I think we should go back and forth Okay, great Let's see
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Just pick one at random Don't even read it Okay, appetizers or desserts, Georgia?
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Appetizers, 100 forever for the rest of my life Really? That was from Mindy, by the way
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Sorry, I should have said her name first Mindy, I need to tell you that my favorite food is happy hour
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and that's all I want is appetizers. And what would you say your number one, two,
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one, two, and three appetizers would be? Like at a normal place or if I could like have my dream appetizer?
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Let's say the scene we'll set for you is you're at the fanciest restaurant you would want to go to for like your birthday.
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Okay. And that would be? Oh, shit, man. Or you could say a type. Okay. If you don't want to name the place.
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I guess Tam O'Shanser over here. like that is the fanciest restaurant that's all i care about it's awesome okay here's what i want
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i don't care where it is i want a fucking on point cheese plate yes like the on pointiest
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fucking cheese plate with honey and the one we got in cleveland yes that was the best oh you know
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what else i want mini fucking corn dogs fancy corn dogs we should find out what that restaurant's
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called we went to a restaurant in cleveland it was a brew pub and it had all these items go ahead
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And then just like deviled eggs. Oh, yes. You love a deviled egg. That's all. That's my three.
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Like, I just want that for dinner every night. That might be too high in cholesterol for you.
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Okay. Dessert or appetizers? What my answer is, 100% dessert. Okay. I mean, not that I don't love a good appetizer, but I do am the person who truly, I don't
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talk about the fact that I'm saving room for dessert. i'm just doing it but i'll only base it on if i know there's nothing more embarrassing when you're
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the only one that wants to get dessert no come on we'll split it and everyone's just staring at you
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i'm like i'm paleo but my favorite thing is when everyone gets dessert and when even even when the
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staunchest paleoist break down and get like one scoop of the thing and then they like this is the craziest thing i ever had that what life all about we been living in los angeles for way too long everyone is a thing everyone is a fucking gluten paleo vegan fucking sugar
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juicing juicing fucking bullshit fat flush yes all right that's that was mine so what's yours okay
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um this is a different lisa it says different lisa thank you steve uh and this is another
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food question what are each of your favorite cereals oh shit that's a great question i love
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that these are not murder related i like it coming straight out of the box with those
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sugar corn pops corn sugar corn sugar pops are they called that uh i think now they're called
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corn pops right and those are the ones with the frog those are sugar smacks and those are little
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weird oat puffed oats this is puffed corn oh i don't know it they're bigger they look like golden
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nuggets and do they look like um what are those thing those things called corn aztec corn that's
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right you know oh yeah corn pops corn pops those are good that's i could eat i'm not kidding like
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13 bowls of those in a row. I can't have cereal in the house because when I start to eat it, I love it
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so much that I can't stop. I think that's a normal thing for a lot of women. Really? They can't have cereal in the house.
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It's just because you keep on filling up to finish the milk. I know. I better finish this milk. Whoops, too dry.
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Better put some more milk in. Mine is Raisin Nut Bran. It's like the most boring.
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I'm a nerd! I am such a nerd. Have you had it though? Is that the one where the raisins are coated in nuts?
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Yes. That's good shit. It's actually incredibly sweet. So it's not like, it's a secret healthy.
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It's not healthy. I like this though. It's so fucking good. I want to cry. And then like, I'll pour a bowl and eat it and be like, there weren't enough raisin nuts
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in there. And so I'll pour another bowl to get more raisin nuts. And then there's too many raisin nuts.
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Right. It's my favorite. I wonder if you shook that box. I shake it every time and I never, it's just always.
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Can't redistribute correctly. No, it's my problem. Regular milk? um two percent is what i usually do okay my cousins used to do fat free and it was like that
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milk is clear it's water that's scary that milk is blue and you're not supposed to drink that
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anymore now i don't drink milk anymore but if i do yeah i mean i just don't have it yeah it's
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either like vanilla sugar who cares were you gonna give us your almond milk order yeah but
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some fucking poor person's like i wanted to hear about murder do you have a ask a true crime ask a
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murder one okay could this is from hillary this is a fascinating question um could either of you
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have stayed married to robert graysmith robert graysmith was the um the cartoonist who worked
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at the san francisco chronicle when they were trying to solve the zodiac killings the weirdo
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and he wrote that book and he's jake gyllenhaal in the movie right by the finch he definitely seemed
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And you know you always want to be like, no, it's fascinating. I would have been so interested.
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He just seemed really emotionally unavailable. Yes. He didn't seem like a warm person.
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Yes. Yeah. I think I've already had that relationship. Which was like what? What are the characteristics of it?
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It was almost exactly like that, where it's a person who's really nice, but has their own interests and basically feels like they're just living an entirely separate life.
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who doesn't share, doesn't share with you, even if it's an interest you're not interested in.
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Yeah. Or do you just get sick of it after a while? It's just not when somebody is so kind of dedicated to their own mind. Yeah. It's just,
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it's really lonely to be with a person like that. And I'm too like, I want to be up in everybody's
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business all the time. Like I don't, I want, I need talking and I need, you know, that kind of
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thing and like a gray smith he there's some i mean it was jake gyllenhaal so it was charming
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but he was a lunatic right right i need more codependency in my relationships and i'm not
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even kidding you need him to need you a little bit more yeah i have a codependent personality
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which i thought was a big problem for a long time until my therapist was like well you and
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vince are interdependent you're not codependent because it's working out fine for both of you
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yeah because you're giving each other what you need exactly so it's okay that like you're a little
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that's the dream lunatic about it yeah and so i need someone who needs me more than that that's
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right you know what i mean i really do i like that um let's see relationship goals
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okay here's this one what's your favorite did they this is from katie what's your favorite
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did they or didn't they murder well if you want to get honest about it how about fucking natalie
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woods mysterious death and robert wagner and christopher walken and how they fucking never
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talk about that or figure it out they keep saying they just said they reopened the case and i was
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like tell us everything tell us why like what what would be very cool now is if this next wave of the
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way crime solving starts to work is that we start to just get the true truth of like oh this person
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paid this person so it's it almost like everything becomes an expose oh well so and so paid somebody
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a hundred thousand dollars yeah like to actually be able to track bribery to track all the things
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and just really know what really happened totally well steven made a good point that we need to
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bring our recorder with us on our tour because what if the zodiac is fucking found through dna
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while we're there. And we're just scrambling to scream into our phone to record an episode.
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That would be a... You know, you do have a selfie stick, right? I do. I'll bring it.
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We need it That is brilliant We need it If you not already on the fan cult and I talking in the future because I think we decided that while we on our UK tour we going to be posting videos
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Yes. Now, it turns out we're going to be doing it with a fucking selfie stick. Selfie stick.
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I think it'll be funny and fun. I think it's a fucking great idea. To do it that way.
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I'm going to bring a bigger purse just so I can carry it in my big purse. I mean, I have to say, I don't like recording myself in any way.
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but the idea of us keeping a video log as we travel through europe in the weirdest non it's
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almost anti-tourism the way chores end up going you like get there you get to your room you pass
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out you're super tired you work on your shit yeah you go to a show you have this venue in the backs
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in the back of this like weird auditorium with like weird snacks oh and they're going to be
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especially weird because they're fucking foreign snacks i love foreign snacks oh and it's going to
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be higher quality because they care about human beings oh it's gonna be really nice and no
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vegetables no vegetables please okay wait was that you oh yeah yeah we said did there didn't
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oh yeah robert wagner oh sorry i don't care i want that what's yours john bennett i don't care
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oh john bennett yeah they did what if what if all these oldies just start getting solved
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oh that'll be fun that'll be like that could be the perfect antidote to the trump administration
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like i already like when golden state killer when they arrest him i something lifted off of me
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that was just like oh yeah more of this because it's fair finally justice yeah yeah it's so unfair
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that this motherfucker got to hide yes and yeah that's a good point fair it's finally fair yeah
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it's it's gonna be even it's not but georgia yeah this is from justine justine do you believe in
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astrology. No, you do not. But it's fun. But you don't like believe it's the truth. I think it's
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really fun. And it doesn't hurt anyone. And I like I always want to hear my horoscope. If
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someone's like, Oh, I'm gonna read my horoscope fucking read me Gemini. But here's the problem
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too, is that my sign Gemini, we're fucking known for being batshit bananas, crazy, unreliable,
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shitty people and i swear to god i'm not and i'm sure every gemini says this i'm not like normal
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gemini's i know gemini's yes and they're fucking whack my mother was a gemini oh shit
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oh no what was she like is she like me at all um what were they like a little bit
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and you know but yeah it's just the turns it's the turns of like good mood bad mood
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or interested, not interested. Not like you don't do it emotionally. You're very steady emotionally.
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In my opinion, you change your mind a lot. That's true. But that's just not true.
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That's kind of true. That's kind of true. You know it. Do you? Taurus? Yes. Yes.
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Except for the way they describe Taurus. Taurus? Tauri. Instead of like the car commercial.
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Taurus. us um the way they describe it as like homebound earthy into flowers or whatever i'm like you're
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just describing a cow that's you're saying what a cow don't they say you're like you guys are like
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uh you're the opposite of me where you like make a decision and there's no fucking changing your
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mind at all that's right stubborn stubborn super stubborn and super like stick to the plan yeah
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I don't believe I guess the thing is I don't believe in astrology I enjoy it so I don't believe
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you know what I mean like of course when I meet it when I meet a dude I'm dating that I'm into I
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look up Gemini's and whatever the fuck go together exactly find that birthday yeah and everyone does
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this I wonder if guys I bet guys don't do it but girls do this all the time guys don't do it for
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sure you that's right you find the person's birthday and then you look up that like Linda
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Goodman sun signs and you're like oh my god look at how compatible we are I will say like Vince's
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a pretty perfect leo and which is like a steady fucking reliable dependable person yep and it
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works with my fucking crazy brain gemini my sister's a leo too oh uh you asked me that one
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i did okay sorry but did i say that was justine's because it was justine's question justine justine
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it was fun to talk about just um oh okay this is from carina do you have any tips for traveling
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and easing anxiety in strange places. Or should I do a murder one? No, no, that's good.
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Music. Constantly have music in your ears or something soothing that you enjoy. Yeah, you've got to get those wireless earbuds.
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The best. They are worth, I think they're $150. This is not a commercial. It is not a commercial.
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This is like, if you're on old school headphones. And you keep walking past a doorknob
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and ripping them out of your fucking head. The worst. Get those wireless ones. they're little it just feels like you are in your own world and then you're you're able to build your
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own world a little bit yeah and know that if you by traveling if you mean you're nervous to fly on a
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plane i just told somebody else this the day i was locked out of my house and i did i said ask me
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anything you have to remember that when you're flying you're safer on a plane than you are in
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your bathroom oh my god you're more likely to get killed in your bathroom than you are on a
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Good. On a plane. And you have to watch, if you start to get nervous, or your mental kind of storyline starts taking over,
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just start watching the stewardesses, the air hostesses, whatever the fuck they're called.
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Flight attendants. Flight attendants. Is it flight attendant? I think it's flight attendant.
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Okay. Is that the newest one, though? I don't know. But they are so calm. They do it all day long.
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You can always look at them and be like, that's what I'm supposed to be matching.
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Yeah. And also they know if you really start feeling like you're going to have a panic attack,
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something fucking tell one of them they're trained to deal with it yeah because people do get like
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you just don't like to be in a enclosed space but if you can get some air buds then you'll be in a
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weird world inside of your own head and it won't feel like you're just in a plane my thing for
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traveling too with anxiety which i've overcome because i've had to do it i've had to travel so
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fucking much so i would say travel a lot but you can't do that is uh is that i kept realizing that
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I would be anxious and unhappy and nervous every time I'd go anywhere. And then I'd come back and
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everything would be fine. And I would be really bummed that I had missed an opportunity to
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explore and enjoy, you know, where I was and what I was doing. And it's just, I don't, you don't want
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to live your life being disappointed that your anxiety lets you overtook your life, you know,
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because I'd be like, the cats are gonna die, the house is, I need to get home. And I'd come home,
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and the cats wouldn't give a shit that I was home. Yeah, they would for a minute, and then they would
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be over it. And I'm like, fuck, I wish I really had taken a walk instead of taking a nap because
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I was overwhelmed. Yeah. You know, and seen Seattle or the fuck. So and but I think you're
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right in that you need the proof. If you have anxiety, and then and it keeps you from doing
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things, then you get to keep that storyline in your head because you never prove yourself
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otherwise. Right. But like you were forced to travel. Yeah, we went on tour. Suddenly,
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you're like, this is no big deal. I'm doing it every other weekend. Remember, when we first
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planned the first tour, we were like, we don't want to do that many dates. And we don't want to
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go that many places because we were neither of us were that interested and when he was like
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let you guys you're gonna go to australia i was like no fucking way yeah those those are all my
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reactions i was like well great i'm gonna die on my way to australia of course i mean yeah it's
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just yeah when you have anxiety it's just know what your brain is serving up to you is normal
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human bullshit right and it's a lie it's a lie and it happens to everybody and you don't it's not
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yeah it's the alarms aren't going off it's actually just yeah normal brain processes
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and the practice for all of this makes perfect because the more you prove to yourself that you're
00:26:05
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of a website or domain. Goodbye. It's me, right? Yeah, I think so. Georgia. Yeah.
00:28:23
And I don't know if you want to name names or not. Always. But this is from Kelly.
00:28:27
If you could go back to high school, which teacher would you tell off? Oh. I don't remember his name,
00:28:35
but there was this creepy fucking... Probably for the best. ...political science teacher
00:28:39
who was like... He was like the poli sci and the fucking football coach teacher, you know?
00:28:46
And he, like, wore a gold chain and had his, like, he always wore, like, he always wore, like, khakis
00:28:52
and then the, like, high school logo, like, polo button, like, polo shirt and would be unbuttoned a little with the hair
00:28:59
and, like, he would flirt with the popular girls. Like, they loved him. Sure. And, like, they would, like, I remember when sitting on his lap
00:29:08
for some reason. Wow. Like, he was a creep, but only to the, like, pretty popular girls, which I clearly wasn't.
00:29:16
Not that I wanted his attention, but I was like, from a place of over here, this is fucking wrong and creepy.
00:29:23
Yes. And everyone else loved him. There was, you know, the popular kid's favorite teacher.
00:29:28
Yes. I'm sure he bought them beer. Yeah, yeah. It's like almost like a weird cult springs up.
00:29:33
Well, also, those are those weird moments in when you're growing up and you're kind of like when you you those lines between popular,
00:29:42
unproper, or like hot and not hot. They can be blurry for a while because you just don't ever want to know for sure.
00:29:50
Or you can kind of kid yourself or whatever. But when there are creepy adults that are like hone in and it starts to happen to you in your you know like when you 13 and older where suddenly like you know you don have a target on you so so at first you like oh thank
00:30:06
god and then you're kind of like i'm invisible yeah and you don't know how to feel about it
00:30:10
because it's like it's so creepy and yet at the same time there's something wrong with you yeah
00:30:16
it's because it's because you're not living it feels like it's because you don't know how to
00:30:20
live in society the way everyone else does right like when actually it's like you're not being
00:30:25
targeted by a fucking predator yeah i know there was a girl yeah what about you um we had a teacher
00:30:35
i had a teacher that was i would just love to go in and be like you you have a rage issue he was
00:30:41
like this insane screamer and he was not like i think it was this thing he was on the shorter side
00:30:49
and I think it was a thing of like keeping the class in control but it would go so far past
00:30:54
normal yeah yelling at a classroom full of kids and people would just be like like sitting there
00:31:00
like rolling their eyes and he would be going he would be like snapping and it was in catholic
00:31:05
school like they don't have to yeah there's it's not the same like standards they can kind of do
00:31:10
whatever they want so they they there were teachers in my high school that were fucking insane isn't
00:31:15
it crazy to watch an adult lose their temper when you're like younger yeah and you're like
00:31:20
an adult losing their temper is like funny almost yeah and like oh god well especially when they're
00:31:28
like seething where you're kind of like sorry this is about something else doesn't fit this is not
00:31:33
this is not about chemistry was his name joseph d'angelo i mean for real like inappropriate anger
00:31:41
where it's like, it's so nice that we're slowly coming into a time where that truly is inappropriate.
00:31:46
Yeah. Like people go, oh, that's not normal. No. I feel like though, luckily there's more teachers I'd want to go back and thank
00:31:53
than I'd want to go back and yell at, thankfully. Definitely. Okay, let's see here.
00:32:01
All right, this is from Rebecca. Which celebrity do you think has murdered someone
00:32:07
and used their abundant resources to cover it up? I want it to be someone. I know who it is.
00:32:16
Paul Giamatti. How dare you? How dare you? I bet he has killed multiple people. No, that man is hard as right on his sleeve.
00:32:26
How dare you say that about my sweet baby angel? So are his victims. You know who I would say?
00:32:33
I think it's someone more like, it's like a Vanna White type. You know what I mean?
00:32:40
one of those people where they they're like head turns on their neck like they're a weird doll what
00:32:46
about uh not pat sajak who's jeopardy alex trebek alex trebek i think he's too much of a nerd to
00:32:55
kill anybody yeah he just looks like he likes to get dirty no and also i think it's much more likely
00:33:02
that he's going to be killed himself correctly pronouncing a spanish like the name of a mission
00:33:08
And he really like viejo. And then someone just stabs him in the eye. And then he just gets punched.
00:33:14
Yeah. In the mustache. Right. Remember when he shaved his mustache for a while? Georgia, this is from Kelly.
00:33:21
What's your dream vacation? Oh, God. A nap. Dream vacation? Dream vacation. I don't know.
00:33:28
I really, I just like eating. So hot weather, cold weather. Okay. Hot, warm weather.
00:33:34
Warm, warm, sunny weather. Beach side or mountains, jungle? A little of both. Okay.
00:33:40
Kauai. I want to go to Kauai. Nice. There we go. Have you been to that island? No.
00:33:45
Have you been to Hawaii? Yeah. I can't believe how Hawaii smells. Oh, it's just tropical.
00:33:51
Like you get out of that fucking airport. Well, I've only been to Maui, but we walk out of the airport and you're just like, wait,
00:33:57
what's happening? I think I'm going to do it this summer. Do it. Because we've just been traveling so much when we get back from this tour that we're currently
00:34:04
on. Yeah. Right. Take a real. Yeah. And take a real vacation. yeah where are you gonna what do you want to do oh you want to go to vienna venice um well i do
00:34:13
want to go to venice italy somewhere with a v victorville victorville that's there it is
00:34:19
virginia no actually virginia is probably really beautiful virginia's for lovers it is um i want
00:34:26
to go to yes i want to go to venice italy um before it is submerged underwater do it um yeah
00:34:35
I like Italy. I like Italy. Hey, speaking of Victorville, Kelly wants to know, what's your least part?
00:34:42
What's your least favorite part about Southern California? God, Kelly, thank you for letting me, let me just open up my book here.
00:34:50
Get up on your box. My least favorite part of Southern California is the fact that there are so many, and this
00:34:58
was not where, I think there's more people like this up north now. but it used to be very southern california thing when i moved here in the 90s
00:35:08
mothers wearing their daughter's jeans with fucking facelifts trying to act like they too
00:35:15
are also still in high school i find that and it happens a ton in the san fernando valley
00:35:21
i find it to be heart-wrenchingly uh horrifying like i find those women yeah it's depressing it's
00:35:30
like they want to go back there they're like kind of using their daughter in this weird creepy
00:35:36
puppet master way where it's like do you want to wear this and they're it's just it's so much
00:35:42
the ones who are like we get confused for sisters all the time like no you fucking don't no you
00:35:47
fucking don't a and b how about you step back you've already had your fucking 48 years step back
00:35:53
and let mckenzie step forward for five fucking seconds like that thing is so sick down here my best my best friend Oh no My mom my best friend I used to do this in my act but I had a joke where I said to my mom I was trying to borrow money from her
00:36:08
So I told her she was my best friend. And she goes, well, you're not my best friend.
00:36:13
She really said that to me. Wow. Yeah. Because you know why? Because she's my mom.
00:36:18
Exactly. Not my best friend. Yeah. I'm supposed to have best friends that are my age and my mom has best friends that are her age.
00:36:25
And you don't have to wear the same clothes because you're not even in the same realm of life.
00:36:31
Yeah. Give it a fucking break. This question was for you. Thank you for finally asking me that question.
00:36:38
What's your answer? I don't care. You're from here. Yeah. So maybe what's your...
00:36:43
Pollution, air quality. Such a hippie. Such a Gemini. The traffic. the traffic and the people
00:36:52
I guess the landscape and the human beings the disparate never mind the disparate life experiences
00:37:06
yeah Amy asked who comes up with the titles for the episode that's a great question
00:37:11
Amy nice one Stephen why don't you answer this one for us yes Stephen take it tell us your
00:37:14
Stephen tell us your your process walk us through walk us through in my notebook
00:37:21
I write down things that I find funny and interesting while we're talking not just random thoughts you have
00:37:30
just like a diary during the episode and then yeah I just throw it back your way
00:37:37
and we just narrow it down to something that just makes us laugh let's read from last night
00:37:43
this text you sent us so we recorded episode what was the one that was just posted today
00:37:47
119 So 119, but it'll be one, you know, whatever. So last night you left. So much stuff goes on in these texts.
00:37:55
And then you text us options. At 11 p.m. when we were both at that bar last night, Georgia walks up to me mid-party and goes,
00:38:03
I go, sorry, real quick. Oh, yeah. Excuse me, Ms. Kilgariff, she said. And I said, away.
00:38:09
And then she said, no, no, we have to answer this question. So here's a text from Stephen.
00:38:12
Hey, here are some title ideas for this week's episode. episode 119 fingers everywhere which is what we ended up picking
00:38:20
fingers everywhere but there was also sally holes power day day raccoon corn style
00:38:27
and reasonable face well and it's I feel like my favorite thing when I first started listening to podcasts
00:38:34
and people would name a title after something that was said in the episode it was so there was like
00:38:40
an elation of like when the person finally said it it was so fucking cool because you don't know what it's in reference to yeah yeah i like that i do too and
00:38:48
when we started we were trying to do those puns that were very fun until we got into the 30s
00:38:53
and then i realized it was just going to be the same numbers with a three in front of it or yes
00:38:58
i feel like we should go back and rename some of those rename those first episodes never okay great
00:39:03
no it's too late it's like it's already in the ether we can't do anything about it i just like
00:39:06
Sometimes I'll see that and I'll be like, what? What does that even mean? Like an episode, what is it?
00:39:15
Like 2020. It's like, what? That's not episode 2020. Why did we name it that? I know.
00:39:20
What I love is people, they'll go like, I just listening to Project Artichoke. And I was just like, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:39:28
That one took me a while. I totally forgot. That's what we named it. And people are being serious about something else we're talking about, but they're using
00:39:34
the title. I love it. Like, we're like, it's a very fun process. Let's just say that.
00:39:41
That was you. Yeah. Okay. If someone made it, Karen, Alicia wants to know, if someone made a movie about your lives
00:39:47
for some reason, who would you want to play you? Well, of course, Frances McDormand.
00:39:54
Oh, you don't look like her. I don't care. Okay. I mean, does it have to be matchy-matchy?
00:39:59
I guess not. It could be whoever the fuck you want. I mean, I don't. I want both Olsen twins to play me.
00:40:08
I wouldn't be so complicated that it takes, and Gemini, that it takes twins to fucking play me.
00:40:15
You know what? That's cool, actually. Right? And very, like, Charlie Kaufman artistic.
00:40:19
Yeah. And cinematic. Like, we couldn't get one actress to encapsulate all her depth and fucking interesting shit.
00:40:26
No way. And, like, just the reverberations of her belches. So we had to have two actresses belch at the same time.
00:40:33
yeah um yeah that's good okay how about you charlie kaufman uh yeah charlie kaufman to play you i think
00:40:42
um charlie brown that was my niece's she used to call like um you know merry christmas charlie
00:40:52
brown or whatever that's charlie brown peanut specials my sister used to play them for us
00:40:56
for her for us i was there too but all the time and so she'd look she'd like two years old and
00:41:02
she'd look and be like, Charlie Brown? It was like the only thing she could say, but it was her way of saying like, do you want
00:41:07
to watch it again? And then the first baby doll my sister ever bought her, one of those dolls that looked
00:41:12
like a real baby, she pulled it out of the box and she's staring at it and holding it
00:41:17
and smiling. And my sister goes, what are you going to name her? And she goes, Charlie Brown, because it's a little bald, round-headed baby.
00:41:24
And we were like, you're the smartest child on the planet. Oh, she's so smart the way she can put these things together.
00:41:30
The way she calls every single thing she sees Charlie Brown. What's the scariest bug, Georgia?
00:41:36
This is from Becca. The scariest bug is anything that's not supposed to fly that flies.
00:41:45
Ew. Like a flying spider. Why is it flying? It's a spider. You know what I mean?
00:41:51
Or like a fucking flying roach. It supposed to be a fucking cockroach Why is it flying I came home last night real time last night to us our real time and in the tv room frank was not paying attention to the food that i had
00:42:08
he was like wagging his tail which he almost never does and doing something in the corner and i was
00:42:13
like there's a bug over there yeah and it turned out to be one of these cockroaches that's like
00:42:18
the big black like big fucking like a beetle yes that but they're they're brown brown right but
00:42:25
with wings and but like but like shells they're they're like water bugs almost and frank was
00:42:33
had half eaten and it was what is he wagging his fucking tail for because he thinks it's fun it's
00:42:41
like a little monster that he's caught oh my god well i still have that box of moths on the fucking
00:42:45
that I haven't moved on the fucking balcony from the cats. Are you just going to brick over that balcony
00:42:50
and never go out there again? That's a good, I mean, look. Listen. Oh, give me the other page.
00:42:58
Where's the other page? Steven has it. Would either of you, John wants to know, would either of you go in a hot air balloon?
00:43:04
No. No. You know what's weird? I want to go to a hot air balloon festival, get up at dawn and watch them all take off.
00:43:12
like in those slideshows that my father sends me through email constantly those forwarded emails
00:43:19
do they have like uh uplifting quotes in cursive on them you can do it yeah um but i would love to
00:43:25
see that in real life like see watch them get blown up and take take off can there be like can
00:43:30
i get like can there be like an apple cider festival going on too because i want snacks
00:43:35
if i'm gonna wake up that early and go look at a thing that i'm not part of okay i want snacks
00:43:39
great so we'll do this will be like a september thing that we'll do yeah so it'll be kind of like
00:43:46
autumnal autumnal what if we do it at the circleville pumpkin show um uh what was the question this is that hot air balloon here's my answer no because margaret cho
00:44:02
was in a hot air balloon crash. Shut up. And the last time I did a show, she was on it and she told the story
00:44:10
and I could not stop laughing. She like, people got seriously hurt because a wind kicked up.
00:44:16
Yeah, no. And her hot air balloon crashed. Okay, I just don't, none of this, don't do this.
00:44:22
Don't do it. Don't go up there. Don't go up there. But for a little while, and this is very fascinating,
00:44:28
for a little while people thought, like in the whatever 1700s or I don't know, probably 1600s people thought hot air balloons the 1500s maybe it was 1400s people thought hot
00:44:39
air balloons were the way everyone was going to travel right you ever seen those like postcards
00:44:43
illustrations of like right people thought that that was going to be like the new super highway
00:44:48
it's fucking fools stupid heads um we did that one Elvis okay Sue asks us this she says stupid
00:44:58
icebreaker type question but if you'd only bring five things with you to a desert island five things
00:45:03
what would they be i'm gonna count them off while you say what they are elvis yes vince do you like
00:45:11
that vince a second don't tell him mimi dotty one thing left shit uh a fucking hammock
00:45:22
and then you all get into that hammock together and die as a family and starve to death
00:45:29
i would have i would have to bring the very first thing is tweezers fucking is it because the sun's gonna look like be great and you can you're gonna actually see
00:45:39
those yeah hairs that and i will fully look like tom hanks and castaway if i don't bring tweezers
00:45:47
in six months they'll come and rescue me and be like this man has a goatee did you eat Karen?
00:45:53
we don't need her so I would say tweezers a mirror, you'll need a mirror oh yeah that's right, a mirror
00:46:03
my earbuds if they were connected to something and you might as well bring alcohol
00:46:10
if you're going to be on a deserted island how about a crate of rum then I just start saying
00:46:16
a Pirates of the Caribbean movie plot line. I bury the rum. No one knows it's there.
00:46:21
I'm drunk. Eyeliner. Black eyeliner. Big boots like Jack Sparrow. Yeah. Perfect.
00:46:27
Perfect. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I'm going to read the longest one. I don't know what it says.
00:46:37
Ashley says, has reading slash covering a specific story made you change your behavior?
00:46:43
For example, I compulsively locked my car after I get out thanks to a campus alert I received while in college about a man climbing into unlocked cars and waiting until people had driven off campus to sit up and carjack them.
00:46:54
Yep. That's a horrifying story. I think that I was already paranoid to begin with, but I guess I just gotten paranoid-er.
00:47:04
Yeah. You know? well you know the thing like we were talking about this the other night but i think i'm just
00:47:09
suspicious of people who seem like they've got like there's nothing going on like those people
00:47:16
who are like in a good mood all the time like positive and upbeat or whatever i'm just like
00:47:21
you're not fucking fooling me i think so yeah you think people are hiding shit more now the more
00:47:26
even keel and like well adjusted you seem to be to me because i don't believe people are really
00:47:32
like that. So you must think I'm crazy. No, I think, no, I think you're the safest person
00:47:38
there could be on this planet. No, it just, the veneer, like what's this big veneer for? Like
00:47:45
the people, the people that are like, well, I do my CrossFit every morning and I fucking do this
00:47:51
and I do that. And there's no outer show that you are hurt, broken, affected or whatever, where it's
00:48:00
So people who won't show any vulnerability. Yeah, people who just, they've like, the outer presentation is perfection.
00:48:09
I'm just, I don't buy it. Yeah, I like that. Okay, you go. Wait, did you answer?
00:48:16
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00:50:49
passport or investigation, which investigation would you choose and why? That's good.
00:50:55
Well, of course, I want to say ECR a rapist right off the bat. I think more so than the investigation, I want to be a fly on the wall for an interrogation.
00:51:01
Yeah. Like to me, that sounds so fun. And like when I watch them, I watch them on, you know, true crime shows.
00:51:09
I am obsessed with that part. And I want to watch the whole fucking thing. Yeah.
00:51:13
so I bet it was so fun to fucking interrogate Golden State Killer yeah I mean I would absolutely
00:51:23
I know that's very like of the moment but it really is just I want to know everything that's going on
00:51:29
and it drives me crazy that we don't get a direct line of like well this happened yesterday
00:51:33
and this is this I think I would also love actually Burke Ramsey's childhood child psychologist
00:51:43
interrogation. Nice one. That's like, there's a little bit of footage we can watch,
00:51:47
but I want to fucking listen in on the, on all of it. And I also want to be seated seated next to a child psychologist who can tell me what going on and why Yeah Like he saying this because of this That is a bad sign right there Like all that cranny
00:52:01
Yes. Crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah. Where there's things that are indicators that you wouldn't necessarily know unless you're
00:52:06
a real expert. I think that's also why I really, really did love Mindhunter so much.
00:52:11
Because any other thing that you could pick apart or have a complaint with, because that's
00:52:15
all anyone does anymore is pick things apart. but I found it so satisfying that there was that moment where he was sitting
00:52:22
there just having a chat with Ed Kemper and there was nothing in you that didn't totally believe that was Ed Kemper that,
00:52:29
and that's really what it is where I'm not, I don't like the celebrity of serial killers or whatever,
00:52:34
but I am fascinated with what happens when a brain goes and, and someone just is following their own crazy logic to that degree,
00:52:44
but they can actually tell you about it. Right. But that's exactly the way I'd want to do it, where it's not really the real person.
00:52:51
And it's, you know. You know that our Ed Kemper, our actor. Our boy Ed Kemper. Ed Kemper, he's in Barry.
00:53:00
Yes. The TV show, which is so exciting. He's in it and the yellow king from the first season of The True Detective.
00:53:08
Right. That guy's an incredible actor. So good. That show, the guy who plays the bald-headed, the shaved-headed gangster.
00:53:17
Oh my God. I love him so much. He's such a fascinating faced person. Yeah. But that yellow King man,
00:53:24
when he shows up anywhere because he was that he's been all these things where every time he shows up,
00:53:29
you're like, hold on. I know that face. I didn't know Vince knew he had to show me a photo from that show to be
00:53:34
like, remember, I didn't remember. That's the thing where it's like, I wish people would save their sick saying people are genius actors or
00:53:41
whatever for shit like that. Where it's like, have they ever made you truly believe they were an entirely different person?
00:53:46
because that's good acting so good should we do one more sure going yeah i think we can wrap this
00:53:53
down yeah if you could be on a jury sheila says open back stairs are the most terrifying things
00:54:00
ever right um open back stairs yeah like i think like my stairs right here where like someone can
00:54:07
grab your ankle oh oh on the ground i was like aren't they all open back you mean like a slide that's covered how would it not be opened back um
00:54:18
oh so like almost like 70s modern stairs yeah uh yeah i got sure how about i'm not rich to know in which era of u.s history do you think it would be easiest to get away with
00:54:32
a murder i mean wild west right yeah or anytime i'm always shocked at any time that they solve a
00:54:40
murder like before the 1930s yeah i mean it was amazing how it was just like the murder this the
00:54:48
crime scene would get discovered and immediately 17 reporters would be standing in the blood and
00:54:54
they would be chain smoking in it yeah and like spitting gum into i mean it's so crazy um
00:55:02
i wonder what your answer would be to this because i this might not be a good area but in
00:55:09
case you do have an answer julie asks what are your favorite fictional crime shows oh fictional
00:55:15
i did like cold case cold case the one with the blonde girl yeah with all the hair yeah i don't
00:55:22
watch that many of those they're just not my thing but of course law and order is just like
00:55:26
fucking epic and amazing so good what's yours i like killing eve is out right now and i like that
00:55:33
a lot oh yeah i heard that's good it's really sandra oh is such a fucking badass someone said
00:55:37
I think it's Emily Nussbaum who is a reporter for I think the New York Times, but I follow her on Twitter.
00:55:44
And she was like, she was raving about that show. She was like I love it It making me so happy Yeah it good I mean I definitely grew up and like Law Order kept me alive when I used to have to do the road Because I would go and have these
00:56:01
I mean, horrific nights of just terrible eating it in like one nighters and terrible bars and
00:56:08
just bad shit where I was like, I didn't want to be there. They didn't want me there.
00:56:13
everything about it was like not fun which I lost the point entirely of like this is but you're
00:56:19
supposed to be just having fun with people but it was awful and then I would go back to my hotel room
00:56:24
and just lock the door turn the lights off turn the tv on get room service and watch law and order
00:56:30
and it was like taking a hot bath it was my hot bath yeah and I it began to then it I realized it
00:56:36
was on all the time and everywhere and I could have that hot bath feeling whenever I wanted yeah
00:56:40
And Sam Waterston is the OG, like something about that guy. I like I love the the subtle storyline that he's kind of always fucking the female DA that works with him.
00:56:54
There's there's always some weird like they're not over. But like one time they'll say one thing.
00:56:59
Yeah. How he's having an affair with this person, except for not Angie Harmon. She was way too hot for Sam Waterston.
00:57:06
I love it. That's that's good. Do you think we've done it? I think we did it. was that long enough it was about an hour well sorry about an hour all right it was long enough
00:57:16
that steven's voice shut down steven lost his voice um we ask steven a couple questions yes
00:57:21
here let me have let me find one steven pen or pencil oh let me ask you who that's from tell you
00:57:26
brianna wants to know do you prefer using pen or pencil uh pen okay and then good one brianna
00:57:34
okay wait just because i i write weird and so i smudge and so if you have pencil yeah what about
00:57:40
steven what uh steven kate wants to know what your death row uh meal your death sentence meal
00:57:49
would be oh that's a good one let's all say ours okay uh because i feel like it's guilty pleasure
00:57:56
right you don't need to go out on a high note i feel like it's your last anything you get to eat
00:58:00
on this planet. Comfort food. Anything. The thing that makes you happy. I think I already said mine
00:58:03
is cheese plate corn dogs. Double day. You're sticking with your Cleveland meal?
00:58:07
Sticking with it and champagne. Kraft macaroni and cheese. Yes. With hot dogs. Yes.
00:58:14
Pepper on top and ketchup. Nice. That sounds disgusting. Just that one entree? Yeah, just that.
00:58:20
Just be like a big bowl. Almost like a mac and cheese hot dog casserole. Yeah, like the whole
00:58:26
box of Kraft. Like not just half of it. Yeah, not a scoop. You're not a scoop. splitting it's not splitsies and you put pepper like ground pepper on top of it yeah over the
00:58:34
so it's got a nice little that sounds disgusting and i want it immediately and what kind of hot
00:58:40
sauce oh no just straight up ketchup just straight up heinz ketchup like mixed in it
00:58:45
with macaroni and cheese were you abandoned in a children's cafeteria when you were eight years old you want a high c with that it just reminds me of like
00:58:55
it just reminds me of when my mom was like i don't want to cook i've been working nine to five and i
00:59:01
have to pick you up from daycare and like i'm just gonna throw that craft in the in the thing you heat
00:59:06
it for like five minutes it feels like yeah it's delicious mix it with the cheese fucking love it
00:59:11
like they never go i don't know how do we eat it it's just like they eat it all hot dogs for
00:59:15
protein ish yeah extra sodium hot dogs for nitrates uh then if we're doing if we're doing
00:59:21
childhood loves then I want I want to change mine to cornmeal pancakes for dinner oh and who did
00:59:27
that Janet or Marty Janet pancakes for dinner we like didn't know we were poor it's like the most
00:59:33
exciting thing yeah that's fun time yeah what's yours Karen well if we're gonna do childhood then
00:59:39
it overcooked chicken breast oh because my mother always was like oh oh pull that chicken out of the oven She just like always forgot it was in there So overcooked chicken breasts minute rice and frozen corn that been defrosted
00:59:55
Oh, yeah, that's good. And then just like Stephen's saying, I think the seasoning is kind of key because that's
01:00:00
when all the food my mom made was so bland that you'd be like, no, you know what?
01:00:04
I will try some pepper. Like, I know I'm only 10, but let's get started. Salt and pepper, but Lowry's seasoning salt is actually great.
01:00:11
Look at onion salt we could use. There's all kinds of things. What about Stouffer's French bread pizzas then?
01:00:16
Can we go there? My parents wouldn't buy shit like that. Well, I eat it as an adult though.
01:00:21
Oh, then yes, we can go there. I feel like Vince made us one of those one time after we were recording for a long time.
01:00:27
No, that was like a tombstone something or other. It was good though. It was fucking good.
01:00:32
Like coming downstairs. And I think this is the other thing because we, this got pulled out of the equation kind
01:00:37
of early where my mom would be like, well, make it yourself. She was the queen of making yourself.
01:00:41
so anytime someone's like i whipped up this thing for you i like oh i just the concept of it makes
01:00:48
me like go this is the best thing ever so like even when you're dating someone they're like let
01:00:51
me make you dinner never fucking happened i can't remember one person that cooked that i knew are
01:00:58
you serious i just gave steven a look of like steven we need to help her i just in this q a
01:01:05
show alone and realize that I have a bad picker. I just can't pick them at all. Alright, well Steven and I are going to pick someone for you.
01:01:14
It's just because I always date bodybuilders. Oh, stop it! You're complaining about people who don't
01:01:19
want dessert and then you're dating a bodybuilder? I'm not! I'm totally joking. Oh, okay. Like, I'm trying to figure out why
01:01:25
the fuck... Oh, I get it. What am I doing? Because even he would boil a fucking chicken breast
01:01:29
for you. I mean, one would hope. Some rice pilaf and a bunch of broccoli. Ooh, rice pilaf and broccoli.
01:01:34
what about that rice peel off that has the weird almonds in it where you're like are these almonds
01:01:39
man-made dude i love that shit they're good i'm hungry should i get food yeah all right let's do
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