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Hello! You've reached my favorite murder podcast. You've reached 323. Don't say my phone number.
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It'll be fun. Let's just see what happens. If you have memorized my phone number, I'd be greatly impressed with you.
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Wouldn't that be cool? Dude. I don't know my own phone number. I don't. I think I know your area code.
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Every time I have to put my phone number into any kind of a form that I'm filling out,
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I have to say it out loud and picture it in my mind. Vince and I memorized each other's phone numbers way back when, just in case of emergency.
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For safety. Let's do each other's, too. Okay. So in case my emergency is in Vince.
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So my date went eight. We'll memorize it better if it's on the show and everyone helps us.
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We can just listen to it over and over again. This is my favorite part of our way.
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We talk about phone numbers. Guys. But seriously, Stephen, give your phone number on there right now.
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Stephen, you do it. You do it for everyone. Five, five, five. Perfect. Five, five, five.
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Dinosaur. Yep. It's the dinosaur hotline. What if it's just podcast? P-O-D. Of people just reciting their phone numbers?
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Yes. Linda Barry, who's a great comic book artist and writer. I took a writing class of hers and she does this exercise giving an example of how if you draw a memory
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if you write about memories from your childhood they're much richer than adult and then she goes
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here's an example what's your first phone number and know it immediately right everyone starts
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smiling and giggling and everybody can recite their first phone number and then she's like okay
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how about two phone numbers ago you have no fucking clue because who cares by that point in
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life you're just dead inside that you just don't care the phone isn't exciting anymore no
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762-3221 5589 5589 Okay. Yes. Let's talk and think about hometown murders. Yeah.
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Let's really focus on what we were bringing to the people this week which is their own stories.
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Which is the people. Right. We're bringing the people. Do you ever get offended that I go first all the time?
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I could not give a single shit if I tried. Do you get offended that you go first?
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Hold on. You care about this podcast though, right? Yeah. No, I always just do it.
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It feels like it's my first line. I'm not holding the papers. You're not expecting you to go first.
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She puts her stuff aside. I take it as a silent cue. Okay. Okay. The subject line of this is my mom would probably get arrested if she did this today.
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I love it. Hey, MFM fam. When I was a teenager, I was obsessed with scary movies and my mom loved Halloween.
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My birthday is in October. So on my 13th or 14th birthday, I decided to have a sleepover.
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where we planned to watch a scary movie and just hang out. When my friends and I had settled in to watch Psycho in the living room,
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my mom left us there to go pick up pizza. I know what she's going to do. It all set the scene.
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My parents' living room was a big open space that had a huge glass door out to the deck in one direction,
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connected to the kitchen in another direction and the foyer in the front door the other way.
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A while after my mom left, as we watched the movie in the dark, a large man began pounding on the back door.
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He was standing on the deck looking in. We, of course, jumped up and began running in all directions and began screaming.
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You're probably thinking, oh, no, then they called 911. No, we didn't. Why? I don't know.
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Other than to say that teenagers are really fucking stupid sometimes. Just as we began to calm down and try to figure out what to do, a pounding came from the front door.
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As I moved toward the door, again, why, you stupid, stupid girl? the same large man stuck his hand in the door and began waving it around yelling something i don't
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remember now i slammed the door closed and locked it just moments later and mind you we were still
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running around screaming and not calling 9-1-1 we heard the garage door open and my mom walked in
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as we hysterically tried to tell her what happened she seemed not to believe us holding it together
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only for a few moments and then dissolved into laughter that's right my own mother recruited
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our neighbor down the street to stage a motherfucking break-in just to scare us can you
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imagine if she pulled that shit today she get arrested or at the very least child services would be called oh my god surprisingly i have no lasting damage from this incident and it did go down as a great sleepover according to my friends yeah thanks so much for everything you do in this
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crazy awesome community that you've created because of mfm i've met a group of women who
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are helping me achieve my wildest craziest dream of writing a book ssdgm k that's awesome that's so
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rad i keep thinking about like what if they had grabbed a knife i would have stabbed at that hand
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i mean that is the worst it's the worst idea it's the worst idea and and at the same time that's
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like and i can't remember if i told the story or not my crazy friend brian who i used to work at
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the gap with um uh who one time told me a story that he thought was really funny where he broke
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into his friend's house wearing a pantyhose on his face no with a knife in his hand no he crawled
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into her kitchen window. A female? Yes. What a dick. And she kicked him in the balls
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and beat the shit out of him and then he got really mad at her and then she was like, I'm not talking anymore.
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And he's like, what? I thought it was funny. Oh my god. What an asshole. But you have to know, he's really
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hilarious. He just thought, I was like, when he told me the story, I was laughing, but I was also like, Brian,
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what is wrong with you? You're such like a guy. You don't understand why that is the scariest possible thing.
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Right. And why this person would never want to speak to you again. Rightly so. Oh, Brian.
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Brian. Also, imagine having a 13 year old. You have to hate them so much at that point that you just want to fuck with them.
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So good for the mom. Yeah. She probably was like. It's like her only sanity left.
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Let me give you a little perspective of all the things you're like crying and pouting about around the house.
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Yeah. Let's give you a little dose of hideous reality. Let mommy give you a dose of reality.
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And I go pick up a pizza. I'll get your fucking pizza. You know, your mom is bullshitting you if she goes to pick up a pizza in this.
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Right. From 1979 on, whenever they invented Domino's. There's no picking up pizza.
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No mother goes to pick up pizza. There's no such thing. Why get pizza? Let's take out.
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Yeah. Take out pizza? Take out any food. Okay. Okay. We're done. We're done. I can't tell you the name of this because it's funny.
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Okay. It's a reveal. Okay. It's a bit of a reveal. It's a reveal. Hello, ladies, Stephen, pets.
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Georgia turned and looked at Elvis to say pets to him. I did? Yeah. You included Elvis in that.
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Like, conversationally. Pets. I did. Say pets. I gestured to him. Yep. He wants to be included.
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He really does. It's all over his face. He longs to be a part of this. Oh, okay.
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I am an army spouse living in Germany. You know that Elvis and his Instagram account just got to 100,000 followers today?
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Congratulations, Elvis. He's really proud of himself. Steven's doing a quiet clap.
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Thank you. That's all I've ever wanted is for this cat to be famous. And he's there.
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And there we are. Okay. I'm an army spouse living in Germany. Your show gets me through every time my husband is away.
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We're stationed in Baumholder. Funny coincidence. Jeffrey Dahmer was actually stationed at the same base and lived in the barracks here.
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Oh. Apparently he didn't. While he didn't commit any murders that we know of, he did sexually assault his roommate and maybe a few others.
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Jesus. I had too much wine at an Easter dinner we hosted with friends we were still getting to know recently.
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I 100% overshared information about him and totally freaked everyone out. I also revealed to my neighbors that I thought our neighbor was Bradford Bishop.
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I'm still convinced he is and talked about murder at my son's third birthday party.
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This is just before I casually said about my son. And yeah, he was throwing up this morning, but I think he's fine now.
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Having already served my neighbor's cake, which my son sprayed spit all over while blowing his candles out.
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I really need to lay off the wine. Anyways. We've hit a whole new area of stories.
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Yeah. Which is just like stuff I fucked up this week. Right. Tell us how you've horrified your neighbors.
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Or tell us neighbor stories. I love it. Anyways, my story is from a few years back when we were living in Richmond Hill, Georgia.
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My husband was deployed to Afghanistan. We lived in a one-story house and my dog Kayla and I were asleep in the back bedroom.
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At 2 a.m., Kayla started barking frantically. The hair on the back of her neck stood up.
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She ran into the living room, freaked the fuck out, and ran back to me and stood in front of me like she was trying to protect me.
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I could hear noises coming from the front door. Naturally, the first person I called as a fully grown adult woman was my mom.
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My family was vacationing in a lodge in North Carolina and my mom had to stand in a corner of a room to hear me because the reception was so bad.
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She advised me to call the police, which I did. I explained the situation to the operator, who was very understanding and stayed on the line with me until the officers arrived at the door.
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I opened my front door to two officers shining a mag light on my chubby cat, Phoebe.
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Phoebe had a habit of looking up our glass storm door at the moths on our porch.
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For some reason that night, I didn't notice her and shut my front door, wedging her between the storm door and the front door.
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poor baby must have been stuck there for several hours before she freaked out and tried to move
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herself it must have been quite the sight for the cops one cop was very concerned about her
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well-being the other was clearly very annoyed with me she was totally fine i tried to snuggle
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her but she swatted me away as she is fiercely private and i think was a little embarrassed
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yeah ssdgm alissa p.s here's a picture of kayla and phoebe oh i don't care that's hilarious there
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is nothing scarier than a dog barking in the middle of the night it is that's the the the time
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george did that the first time she oh there they are what there's there's phoebe they're cuddling
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it's a pet friends that's the sweetest thing i've ever heard the cats i don't know if they're
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karen george steven and all when i was 17 i attended a small k through 12 laboratory school
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on the local university's campus have you ever heard of a laboratory school no they must specialize
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and doing stuff in the laboratory. Smart kids, probably. Smarties. Homework-style kids.
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Yeah. How do you do homework? I never figured it out. I couldn't do it. No. No patience.
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Never. No. Congratulations, all you laboratory school kids that could do homework.
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This school was built back in the 1920s, so much to our teacher's dismay, students would often discover some of the building's old quirks,
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like the secret entrances to the university's underground tunnel system. What? Cool.
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And mysterious passageways hidden beneath or behind gates in the auditorium. But other than the occasional discovery or passed down myth,
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the school was just about as boring as any other, except for that it was a laboratory school.
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Until one morning, we got a weird PA announcement that we were to evacuate the school immediately.
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There were no fire alarms, and the teachers ushered us into another campus building,
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so we were immediately tipped off that something weird was going on and then the bomb squad showed
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up it turns out that one of the teachers was cleaning out an old unorganized chemical closet
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when they found crystal crystalized picric acid in parentheses tnp and don't know it
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it's a ver I didn't go to a lab school so you're gonna have to explain this to me yeah I've never
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heard of picric acid in my life um that okay that they estimated had been sitting there for over 50
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years with no one knowing about it the night before my favorite timid science teacher was
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dragged into the situation to help identify the substance so she filled me in the next day i
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definitely noped out of studying science but but from what she explained picric acid was an explosive
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that was used in bombs and grenades in World War I, but was later replaced by TNT,
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which was less powerful but safer to manufacture. In its liquid state, it's apparently safe enough to let high schoolers experiment with.
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No. But basically, once it's crystallized, it can explode from rapid heating, a big enough impact,
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or reacting with metal. And the teacher from the 50s that tucked the sucker away,
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you guessed it, put a metal lid on the container. Who the fuck? The teachers called the university and the proper channels that night, but apparently it was chill to let us come to school the next day while the professionals came in to check it out down the hall.
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Luckily, the bomb squad got it out via pulley system from the second story window and no one was injured.
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But just the thought of attending school for over 10 years where there was a bomb in the upstairs closet gives me the chills.
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Anyway, stay sexy and clean out your damn closet, Lizzie. You guys, that's a safety lesson for today.
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don't put your picric acid with metal. Picric acid. Picric acid. All right. That's a good one.
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I like it. All right. You never know. Tell me things. Okay. This one's called, well, I don't know which one to read.
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All right. Okay. Here we go. This one's called, I laughed at my home invaders too.
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Oh. Hello, Georgia and Karen and company. I like that. After listening to episode 124, Hearing Georgia assumed she'd laugh if she were going about her business in her home and saw an intruder.
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I thought, hey, I did that. I'd like to tell you the story about how I woke up. I woke up too sexy and somehow didn't get murdered.
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One night in 2015, when I was when I lived with a few roommates in Pittsburgh, I woke up to a man telling me to get the fuck up.
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Now, I was very soundly sleeping commando in in a nightie. Don't ask why. I don't know.
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air it out girl sure I was very confused and figured it was one of my roommates drunk friends coming to harass me to wake up and drink I politely told them to fuck off and get out of my room at which point they started shouting at me to give them my phone and tell me where the money is
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all while I have a gun to my head. This is where things started to become more clear.
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Oh, shit, I was being robbed. I don't know what came over me. Maybe it was the fact that I had no underwear on and I was terrified of being raped,
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but I started cursing at these masked intruders and I gave them my phone. I laughed in their face when they asked where the money is because I was 25 living with four other people and completely broke.
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They had my three roommates face down on a bed on the lower floor. I had an attic room, attic room, and they were trying to get me to come with them so I would be with the rest of them.
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In total, there were four intruders. It took three of them to get me five, three and 125 pounds to come downstairs.
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I demanded that I grabbed a hoodie to wrap around my waist that I knew had a stabby cat in it, just in case they got physical.
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Wow. Oh, my God. So brave? Question mark? They forced me down the steps while I yelled at them not to hurt my cat.
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That was just lying there next to my bed. Totally chill. For the next 20 minutes or so, the four men took turns laughing, pushing guns in our heads and our backs while they ransacked our home.
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I continued to call them stupid idiots, fucking assholes, pieces of shit, etc. My roommates begged me to shut up.
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Yeah, you should have shut up. You should have shut up. That's insane. I don't know what came over me.
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I'm the kindest, most peaceful person in every situation, but I guess my fight or flight kicked in.
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Yeah. To wrap things up, the dudes left. My one roommate phoned someone on Skype to call the cops.
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I threw on clothes and ran to the gas station to phone the cops too. By the time I got back, the cops were there.
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They didn't catch anyone that night. And the next day around 2 p.m., one of the idiot robbers came back for my roommate's car and sped off with it.
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Luckily, my friend was there with a cell phone, so I could call the cops immediately.
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They got the car, but the robber bailed and ran. All four roommates left the house immediately after the robbery.
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However, I stuck around and checked the locks on every single door and window a few times a night for a few weeks.
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You know, the usual. After a few years of therapy and sweet medication, I am finally ready to move into my own studio apartment next month, and it helps to have a dog who now barks at literally anything.
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Yes. Thanks for all you do and helping ladies like me to stay sexy and not get murdered.
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Love ya, Amanda. Wow. Well, yeah, she was in a mode where she was just like, her mouth was going.
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Yeah. That was her panic thing. Plucky. Yeah. Of fighting. but that is yeah not when not when there's a gun on at your head no three people with guns no no no
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she got lucky well i'm glad that she like can live alone now yeah yeah that's that's a really
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hard thing to go through i think the dog thing is essential dogs they kill it i mean whether it's a
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fat cat stuck in a doorway or a true killer they will let you know yeah elvis you have never done
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anything like that or like frank where he just sometimes barks at the ceiling okay is he wrong
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ceiling is probably being a dick did i tell you the horrible story about frank barking
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and then and i was like shut up and i was yelling at him because he never normally barks in like
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when we're all laying down in the tv room chilling out uh no oh he the next morning i got up there
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was a dead bird did i tell you that dead bird on the dog bed george was laying on it and frank was
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barking because he wanted to go lick it and lay on it and i when i walked in the room all the lights
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were out and i'd been gone all day so it just looked you know i didn't like flick the lights
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on and inspect everything yeah so i never saw the bird you're just like hugging george who's got
00:21:41
bird guts i touched both of those dogs and they're dumb i mean it was so disgusting and frank's like
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get up that's my fucking bird dude next time frank does just like like consistent barking i'm
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to pay attention to him because it was so disgusting also just like birds yeah they have
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so many bugs on them they're filthy it's horrifying and they licked it like a goddamn lollipop all
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right my grandmother escaped a pow camp wow since there have been a whole mess of world war ii
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stories lately i figure i might as well throw my grandmother's story into the ring do it my oma
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grew up in yugoslavia on a farm with her parents who were raised in germany and relocated before
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my grandmother was born. They stayed in Yugoslavia until the war broke out. Russian soldiers eventually overtook the village they lived in and ripped my grandmother and
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her parents from their home and put them in a prisoner of war camp. After working in the camp for several months, my Oma was alone.
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She'd been separated from her father and mother and had been killed. She had been separated from her father and her mother had been killed by one of the guards.
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She said one day that just happened to be her birthday, her 13th birthday. She was digging in the dirt near one of the border gates
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Trying to pass the time, I guess Where she was digging, a guard was walking the perimeter of the fence
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Back and forth to keep an eye on her And anyone else who was within close proximity
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She said that as she continued to dig She noticed that at one point The guard had turned his back to her
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And kept walking in the opposite direction Instead of turning around He just kept on walking away from my Oma
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Without thinking, she got up and walked over to the fence Slid her skinny, malnourished body through the bars
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And ran The camp was in the middle of nowhere. There weren't any trees and the nearest town was miles away.
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To this day, she doesn't know if the guards saw her and spared her life or if he just never turned back around.
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She has no idea how how no one saw her since there was nowhere for her to hide. She just kept running until she ended up in the nearest town where she stayed with a distant relative.
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After the war, she was reunited with her father, met my grandfather, and they all eventually moved to Michigan.
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I'm 26 and I hadn't heard the story until recently. My aunt asked my Oma how she got out of the camp and my Oma looked at her and very matter
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of factly said, I slid through the bars. I thought she was kidding. laughing and immediately felt like an asshole when I realized she was serious.
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I should have known that a woman as strong as she is would manage to escape from such
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a horrible situation in such a badass way. Today, she lives a quiet life, reading her German novels, nagging my grandfather, and
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feeding everyone schnitzel. Stay sexy and hug your Oma, Rachel. Isn't that the best?
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Oh, my God. Wow. I feel like we should end on that one, right? Yeah, that's a goodie.
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That's a goodie. The one I have to end on was depressing, so let's not see that.
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Okay. let's save it for next week nice listen we'll kick it off look look and listen for next week
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um god that's beautiful i mean at this point i think we might need to start calling the minisodes
00:24:40
like just rando stories that you decide we should hear right because it's everything crazy shit that
00:24:46
that people have found in your laboratory school oh just how about just an email explaining
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laboratory school Never How about yeah I like crazy old finding crazy old things Yeah Stories Those are good Yeah I think the razor blade in the medicine cabinet hole is like
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Legendary. Changed my life. Legendary. And it's to this day, we still get photos.
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Still get photos. Well, because it's the kind of thing nobody sees it until they see it.
00:25:15
And then they go, holy shit, there's one in my medicine cabinet. Do we need to tell the new group of listeners that there's a little, you don't know this,
00:25:21
but if you look at your old medicine cabinet, there's like a little slit that says like,
00:25:24
it's for you to put your men to put their old razor blades in there and but all they're doing
00:25:28
is dropping them into the wall yeah it's all that dna it's so 1932 it is i wonder if you ever get dna
00:25:35
evidence on someone like from those well if your dna has ever been pulled off a razor blade that's
00:25:42
in a wall please send us an email and tell us all about how you're in jail because some contractors
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or you knock down a wall where you're razor, or whatever. You know, we'll take any story.
00:25:53
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