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The Minion Soad. The Minions Soad. The Minions Soad. This is a Sparte by the Minions.
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God, they're funny. They're little. Sometimes they have two eyes. Sometimes they have one eye.
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The way they talk is adorable. It's babble, but you also understand what they're trying to say.
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This episode isn't brought to you by Minions. If so, it'd be millionaires right now.
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But I really did like that. Like, surprised the shit out of myself by, like, just being really bored one time and turning that on and being, like, delighted by it.
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Oh, the Despicable Me franchise is rock solid in terms of comedy. I've watched all of those movies with my niece.
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The first one, we loved it so much. We watched it all the time. It's so cute. It's so funny and so cute.
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Charming. But that's not what this is about. this is about the minions now we're gonna not get charming and cute and read you your fucked up
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stories that you send us do you understand that life is about contrast and that when you have the
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charming and cute you come under it hard with the horrifying yes are you ready for the first one
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give it to me the subject line of this is we saved a life hello everyone with both human and animal
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I love you guys so much, but let's get right to this. Perfect. Thanks. This isn't so much a hometown story, but a story with girls from my hometown.
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When I was 14, I played on a traveling softball team. That just, you know, my niece knows I'm a traveling softball team.
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Yes, Steel Breeze, you know. Okay, we were based out of Pittsburgh, but we were in Wheeling, West Virginia for the weekend of a tournament.
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After all our games were over for the day, myself and three of my teammates were hanging out back at our hotel
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in one of our family's rooms. Some of our parents went to the local casino. I bet they fucking did.
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Hell yeah, they did. They're like, great job today, everybody. Get away from us.
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And others were hanging out by the pool. But for the most part, the four of us were unsupervised.
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So what could four unsupervised teenage girls do with their time, you ask? You guessed it.
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Sneak away from our hotel to smoke some weed. Our hotel sat on a tiny country road all by itself.
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other than a few random houses down the street. We snuck off to a little spot down the road,
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tucked back into a little into the woods, all ready to get quote unquote high as fuck.
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We realized we forgot a lighter to hit our tinfoil bowl. We made, oh, parentheses.
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Yes, I know. I probably have cancer now. No, no, it's Alzheimer's. So we walked back to get one
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and then we returned to our secluded little spot. We smoked, we got all giggly and we decided to walk back to our hotel.
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On our walk back, we saw a van coming from behind us from down the country road toward us and our hotel going towards the highway.
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As the van drove, creepily slow by us, we all noticed the woman driving really stared us down.
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And then as she continued by, it seemed like in slow motion, she looked into the back seats and we saw a little girl sitting back there.
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We all agreed it was weird, but we thought we were just being paranoid because we were high.
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Very, very likely. We got back to our hotel safe and sound and we just did high stuff.
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Hi, teenagers do snacks and giggle. Here's where the shit gets real. We were hanging out just goofing off when out of nowhere one of my friends just walks over and turns on the radio not saying a word while she does it A song was playing and then it was in a meeting now immediately interrupted by an Amber alert no we didn pay much attention to it but then all caught that they were talking about our area
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then it described a van and a woman driving it and the little girl she kidnapped oh my god we all
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froze and just looked at each other they described the van and the woman just as we saw it in somewhat
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disbelief we went and found my friend's mom trying to keep cool and yeah i forgot that part
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I didn't forget that part because I was like I bet they're not going to call the cops because
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they're high down there like it's not really happening it's only getting high it's like what
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if you have to take care of something no I mean I think that's why it's funny when you're 14 or
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what you know when you're younger yeah but yeah you have so much to take care of as you get older
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like a fucking crazy earthquake and you have to like get your pets and take the in like get outside
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you know but you're like wait i'm gonna stop and eat his knickers first okay hold on uh uh okay so
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they go find a friend's mom and they told her what we saw on our quote-unquote walk and about
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the amber alert she said we were probably being paranoid but she called the police just to be safe
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and told them uh where we were and what we saw we left it at that we went on our evening then
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about an hour later we got a call back from the police they found the little girl and arrested
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the woman at the gas station right down the street from our hotel they um they had found and
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saved the little girl based on our call holy shit because it was the woman we saw pot saves the day
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smoke pot everyone legalize it um this was over 15 years ago and it's still a moment i will never
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forget i'll never fucking forget it no that's just reading it fourth hand hope you enjoyed this
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Freaky Story with my hometown friends, SSDGM Kel. Dude, that's a story. That is a fucking great story.
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That is move her to the front story. Top notch. I don't even want to read mine now.
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That's great. But also under the... Did this really happen or are you just stoned?
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Are you high from the aluminum foil you just smoked into your brain? Are you just really insane?
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Okay. So good. Thanks, Kel. This one's called... Good job. My dad nearly had me kidnapped.
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Uh-oh. Hi, all. So, it was 1996. My dad was looking to sell his car. A man interested in purchasing said car comes over to take a look.
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My dad's out front giving the man a tour of the car. A tour of the car. Toddler Ellie running around while he is doing so.
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After a while, my dad comes back into the house and mom asks how he got on. Oh, they must be Brits.
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All good. He is just taking it out for a test drive, dad replies. My mom then asked if it was a good idea to let him letting him take the car by himself.
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Fair question, because who in their right mind lets a stranger take their car for a drive unsupervised?
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Yeah. Don't panic, folks. My dad had it covered and he replied to my mom and said, no, it's all right.
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Ellie's in the back. What? Wait, how old is she? She said she's a toddler running around.
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What? Toddler Ellie running around. I can only imagine what followed was a lot of hysteria and foul language being thrown at my dad from my very frazzled mother.
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I came back, though, so it's cool. And that is a true and mildly, not so mildly alarming story of my near kidnapping experience and my dad's wonderful parenting skills.
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Can we just take a second to imagine the poor man being trusted to take the car out alone with a random child in the back?
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That aside. It's so crazy. if I was that mother I would have slapped him forward and back if I was the person taking the
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car for a test drive I'd be like I don't trust you and leave right I mean because was she in a
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toddler seat or was she just like sitting around in the back seat who fucking knows it sounds like
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she was just wandering around it does sound like she's just in the car yeah get in take the car for
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a test drive with this nice man hold this beer that aside and believe it or not my dad was actually
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a truly amazing man and an incredible father. Unfortunately, I only got a short 19 years with him
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as he passed away in 2013. I miss him dearly and have many, many more stories of this wonderful, crazy man
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who is at times clearly way too trusting. And for that, I am blessed. Thank you guys for everything you do.
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Weird to think that listening to two funny chicks talk about murder is a sort of escapism
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for my severe anxiety. But hey, whatever floats your boat, right? I'm clearly not alone.
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Stay sexy and don't send your daughter off in a car with strangers ellie ellie you're not alone also i wonder if some of her anxiety is
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very deep seated early mistrust of your parents skills who is minding the shop to be like i just
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don't feel safe in life well he's not going to steal the car because he has our child right
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right oh my god um well we'll keep going on the car theme okay this is the subject line is things
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found hidden in cars okay hello karen georgia steven and uh all furry friends of the mfm team
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cool i work as a technician for a german luxury car manufacturer well can we get a sample of those
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please yeah we need to sample that i know you guys have been asking for stories about stuff
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found in walls but i thought you might be interested in some strange things i've found
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in cars while working on them yes yes we are my first story is from when i had started in the
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industry, a client came in asking for her car to be searched for a tracking device as her abusive
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ex-husband had confronted her at a grocery store when he had a restraining order, when she had a
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restraining order against him and had changed her number and address. I searched the car in all the
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obvious places thinking that the guy didn't have the have access to the car. He did. And eventually
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found the device in the spare tire compartment. That's where it always is, right? No, I don't know.
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I don't know. Apparently the guy had a key to the car and the lady didn't want to pay for new keys
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and locks to the car. Anyways the younger me was excited to have actually found it and happily showed the client the device and I never forget her horrified reaction Of course Oh my God It so creepy A detective came to get my statement and me being into true crime I found it very exciting to be involved
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A few years later, I was working on a car where I found an unrolled sleeping bag in the back seat,
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and in the trunk, I found a dirty shovel and a woman's single high-heeled shoe. I was creeped out.
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What? What? I was creeped out, but hoped that the guy who owned the car had simply been a pegged-legged gardener
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who cross-dressed and slept in his car. No. Oh, my God. I know. I mean, it would be interesting, but I don't think that's it.
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No. Another. Who knows, though? Dude. I mean, look, we all get to be who we want to be.
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The lessons. Jesus. In another car, my team leader was doing some electrical diagnoses and had to remove the car seat back panel, which hid the fuses and modules.
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This isn't a compartment that the client should even be aware about, since it's super tricky to open and only accessible from the trunk.
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but in a blank fuse panel compartment the team lead found a pack of condoms i can only imagine
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trying to hide them from his wife that's a that's a long like a big link to go to to hide that yeah
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don't you have pockets or don't you have any fucking like you know what's the word respect
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for your wife for real i was just doing short term but you're right long term it's how about
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You end the relationship you're not happy in. Right. But it's more fun to take your car apart and hide condoms in it.
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Okay. I can only, finally, the best thing I ever found in a car was a beautifully homemade stained glass portrait of somebody's dick pic.
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It was lovingly made and incredibly detailed, including vans on the dick itself and the bathroom counter that could be seen in the background.
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What an amazing gift to give to someone. So funny. I bet the car owner was not expecting anyone to ever find it.
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But when you leave weird things in your car, somebody most definitely will. Holy shit.
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But also, it's stained glass. It's not like a painting or whatever. It's stained glass.
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Read it again, the description of it. Finally, the best thing I ever found in a car was a beautifully homemade stained glass portrait of somebody's dick pic.
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So someone sent someone a picture of their penis. Yeah, yeah. As if to say, consider me in your long list of votes.
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And some hilarious artist, like her best friend probably was like, I'm going to make you remember this forever.
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And her specialty was stained glass. And she made her. That's a beautiful gift. Veins included.
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Just so everyone knows, technicians will always check the trunk during services to check on the spare tires.
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So anything left there can and will be seen by everyone in the shop, if it is hilarious or questionable.
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Anyways, I love the show and all the work you ladies put into it. stay sexy and don't leave anything incriminating in your car.
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Melissa. Thanks, Melissa. I'm trying to think if I have anything in my trunk that I'd be like embarrassed of or that
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I wouldn't want in there, but I can't think of it. It's all boring shit. Just like the unused yoga mat.
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That's embarrassing. Mine is like always packages I do not send. Like I will package something up to return it or whatever and put it in the back of my
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Default terms at MintMobile.com. All right, this is a good one. This is one that I think you're going to like.
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Okay. This title is Swiss Cheese Fetish Guy from Miniso29. Hit me up on OkCupid 10 years ago.
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This was his opener. What? Really? Yes. This is a treat. Magical. Are you ready for this?
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Early Christmas. Okay, so this is from the listener. Her name's Amy. She says, hey, sexy ladies.
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Okay. I just listened to Minisode 29 where you discussed Swiss cheese fetish guy from Philly.
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The Swiss cheese pervert is his professional name. Swiss cheese pervert. If anyone doesn't remember episode 29, he would drive around in his car.
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If a woman would look over, he would hold Swiss cheese near his dick. He would hold up a piece of Swiss cheese while he was jerking off.
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Yeah, naked from the waist down. Right. This is a car-themed episode. It is a car-themed episode.
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And also, there's a really good animated... Somebody animated... And Stephen's going to find, so we say the name.
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Yeah. But somebody did an animation of us talking about that story for the first time It one of my favorite things I ever seen And I know that there a photo of Paul Holes on the wall because Paul Holes told me that there a photo of him in the wall of that
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That's right. And I didn't know how to respond to that. Yep. To Paul Holes. Yes.
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Telling me that. I think I just crashed my car. Because they put like a hot for Holes calendar on the wall.
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Right. That's what he was saying. In the animation. And then some smart murderino was like, I love this clip.
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and then added Paul Hulse to make sure he saw it. He told me with his mouth that he saw it.
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To your face. To my face with his own face. Yes. And it was horrifying. What did you do?
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Her cheeks are red right now, by the way. I'm hot. He's a powerful man. It's scary.
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I don't know. I just don't know. I don't know how to talk about this. I'm blushing so fucking hard right now.
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Also, right now, we're kind of giving away a secret. We are giving, and that's why I don't want to talk about it more.
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That's right. He was in my car. We hang out with Paul Holtz, you guys. He was in my car, which was scary enough because I'm driving with a cop.
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Yes. And you know how I fucking drive. Yes. And then he told me that, and I was just like, I should just crash the car right now.
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You're like, Paul, I have to pull over for a second, if you don't mind. Oh, oh. Stephen, will you give us the name?
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Oh, oh. Yeah, Nick Terry is the name. And where can you find it? If you just go to YouTube.
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If you just Google Swiss cheese pervert. I just did Swiss cheese pervert, my favorite murder.
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And Nick Terry's video is like. We'll put it up on our, we'll put it on Twitter.
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It's a real fast one. It's really fun. So anyway. Here we are. Oh my God. He's from Philly.
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I damn near crashed my car when we were talking about it in the minute. So when I realized who you were discussing, he propositioned me online in 2008.
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I was living in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Is that right? Yes. About 90 minute drive north of Philly.
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And I had a dating profile on OkCupid. I received the following message out of the blue with the subject line.
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can we discuss this from the guy who a couple years later made national headlines for flashing
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his junk wrapped in a wad of cheese to an underage girl at the time i couldn't decide if it was a
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joke or if i should just admire this guy for just laying it all out there and trying to get his needs
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met turns out he was just a creeper hitting on any female human within at least a 90 mile radius
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who was so disrespectful of anybody's boundaries that he was kicked uh out of fet life what's that
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I guess it's a fetish life. A fetish life. I was thinking met life. I'm like, what?
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He was so disrespectful of anybody's boundaries that he was kicked out of fet life.
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And that's hilarious. That's very extreme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she says, no, I never responded to him.
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I emailed the message to a friend before shutting down my dating profile. If you ever need a mental break from reading about murder and would rather know way too much about this guy's fetish, here you go.
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And then she says, enjoy? Question mark, question mark, question mark. Amy thank you Amy for sending this that's unbelievable now listen I've been hesitant
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to read this because I'm not shaming anyone for their fetish everyone is into something different
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and we're all fucking humans and just trying to make ourselves and other people happy that's the
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point but he is a creep who flashed people and didn't ask for consent and so fuck him and fuck
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everything yeah I mean if you're getting kicked off fet life then you're not every that's just it
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is the majority of people have some kind of like, this is the thing I like. Right.
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Obviously, it's we all have preferences, but it's like putting your preference on other
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people as if it's their job to make it all happen for you is what separates normal people
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from the perverted. And if part of your preference is that you're doing it to unsuspecting people who haven't
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consented, then I can read this online. I mean, on this podcast right now. Well, and that's kind of the key to everything is if part of your fetish is the lack of consent.
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Right. no then that's problematic then the answer's no yes okay then the answer to this is are you ready
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for this oh wait we've got more no i have his email to her oh my god i didn't realize oh she
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sorry i have his email she sent the email to us gonna do a voice please do a character voice okay okay here's his email subject is can we discuss this
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and this is how it starts oh no this is my fetish full version i love the way swiss cheese feels
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against my penis oh either a slice of swiss cheese being wrapped around my penis or a chunk of
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swiss cheese being rubbed against my penis you want me to keep going not in that accent okay
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okay sorry can i just pause you really quick i always thought and maybe it's because of
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artwork we've been shown yeah and remember when the girl dressed up like him for halloween like
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held it above the penis yeah she was just holding it up remember when that girl made us a swiss
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steven as a swiss cheese pervert yes or was it elvis as the swiss cheese no it was steven it was
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steven with the bald cap on right and uh i still have the little piece of piece the piss of um
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swiss cheese that's like a christmas ornament it's a beautifully cut piece of felt i can't
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remember her name it sweetheart thank you with gold i mean that's old that's from like a year ago
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okay want me to keep going or should i not even no i really want to hear it okay i love even more
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when a woman uses the swiss cheese to pleasure me or simply wrap swiss cheese slices around my
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penis and allows me to hang out with her as i wear the cheese and and what watch like uh
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international house hunters or whatever that's better so to give you a basic understanding of
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my Swiss cheese fetish. The simplest thing is that it's just it's a hand job using Swiss cheese
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as the tool to pleasure me. But I like to expand upon it by having you wrap Swiss cheese slices
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around my penis and I wear it for a length of time. Then you repeat the process allowing me
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to savor your handiwork. Okay, I mean, he's explained it seven times we get there's not that
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four more paragraphs. Okay, we don't have to do this. I mean, I'm interested in the mindset.
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Okay. In my younger years, I developed a strong urge for sex, but not being the best looking guy out there, girls tended to ignore me. So I fantasized about sex and masturbate. It's just not the same.
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I just had some strange feeling and for some unknown reason used cheese to masturbate.
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I started to relate girls to cheese. Girls are attractive, soft, silky, smooth feeling and have milky complexions.
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And holes. Girls' hands are also the same way. I especially like girls with long, thin fingers.
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I feel really dirty reading this. Gross. All this was a turn on. As for the cheese, I tried many different types of cheeses.
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cheddar. He goes on to name different kinds of cheeses. How do you do that with cheddar
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though? It's so crumbly. Even some fancy cheeses and cheese whiz. Brie. However,
00:24:37
none could compare to Swiss. Swiss is a perfect representation of cheese to me. If I
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held up a slice of Swiss cheese in front of you that compared to any other style of cheese
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I am sure you would recognize Swiss over the rest. No, you're right. I can't argue you on this one.
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What the fuck are you Swiss cheese? Also, the way it smells, given it's not that bad, I use domestic and its eye patterns and color.
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Swiss is very attractive to me. It also shares all the characteristics I see in girls.
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It feels smooth and silky. It's semi-soft and flexible. And it smells like perfume to me.
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Swiss cheese? Uh-huh. Okay. Now, do I like regular sex? Sure. But at the time, I would say a good 10 years before I had normal sex, this was the substitute.
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now I'm just addicted to it like a smoker is addicted to cigarettes nope it's not like that
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no it isn't really like it's like a drug that I simply can't get enough of everything leading up
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to a girl to asking a girl I have to having it done is the high and then once I come is the low
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but the low uh satisfaction is short-lived I'm gonna stop you really quick just to say
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this is an introductory email this is the first email he sends yeah the first one this isn't like
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they're good friends and finally he's like look I'm gonna level with you yeah it just ends by
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saying do you understand and would be willing to help with my addiction question mark the end
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I don't know should we leave this in yes for sure terrible well no but here's the thing
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uh I would just say I would like to say this in listening to that and not we laughing at the fact that this is it This is an overstep of boundaries beyond belief Hopefully she got that and then was like oh my God
00:26:22
Yeah, I was going to say deleted it, but clearly she didn't. Yeah. But I would say this.
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Everybody feels like they were ignored by the opposite sex when they were younger.
00:26:30
And you know why they feel that way? Because the they always you always like the cheerleader or the quarterback.
00:26:35
You don't go, oh, I like the really weird guy in the corner. Yeah. The person who would actually or like you would have a chance with my friend who's like super nice to me. Right. It's never that because everyone's got their, you know, their dreams in the stars or whatever. When you take that as this factoid and hold it to your breast like you've been so damaged and then you go through the rest of life like, oh, well, girls don't like me or guys don't like me because this it's you're just lying. It's like put your shit down and get in the mix. Yeah. I say it's the most hypocritical thing I've ever said in my life.
00:27:07
Hey, you've been married. But I got in. I got hurt. You know, you can say whatever you want.
00:27:12
I mean, it's true. And I've had several wonderful relationships. But I mean, it's like you have to let go of that idea that you you somehow were rejected by all of one gender.
00:27:21
It's bullshit. It's like you have to open your eyes to who is interested in you and what you do like.
00:27:26
And then why are people not interested in you? Are you a fucking dick? Yeah. Maybe you're a dick.
00:27:31
Maybe you're a dick. And also think if there's tons of unattractive people that are very charismatic and sexy.
00:27:35
Yeah. So don't use that as an excuse because just like don't back yourself into this kind of corner.
00:27:41
The only people don't like you is because you complain that people don't like you all the time.
00:27:45
Or because you're holding up cheese in front of people going, this is what women are to me.
00:27:49
OK, well, then go to therapy. That's not women are not Swiss cheese. They're not all silky and smooth with holes.
00:27:54
No, like get your your you've oversimplified everything to the point where you can't be in the world.
00:27:59
Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Oh, Elvis is surprised. Oh, oh, Stephen is showing Karen. the girl who dressed up it's brin brin her her name is brin brin on instagram and it's the
00:28:13
fucking greatest halloween costume of all time she's the swiss cheese pervert she's wearing um
00:28:20
white flesh color like a white person flesh colored lycra leggings with a like felt star that she put over her crotch to look like she like hiding her junk yep a bald cap and she has a swiss a piece of swiss cheese because that the picture of the lady tux yeah yeah and it
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like he wasn't wearing he's wearing a blue t-shirt and wasn't wearing pants it's hooray for you
00:28:41
um do you have another one oh this is very short okay good let's end on something else
00:28:48
um you know and everybody again we'll just reiterate fetish up all you want this was
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not fetish shaming forensic beach encounter uh-oh hi there murderesses i just started listening to
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your podcast thank you for distracting me from my tedious pot farm job everyone hates their jobs no
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problem man i know that would be like so many people's dream job um though not all my co-workers
00:29:12
enjoy me yelling murder every time we are choosing something to listen to we get it thank you i was
00:29:19
at the beach in brookings oregon yesterday drinking a beer in the sand with my sister
00:29:22
sounds awesome we noticed a strange netted trap like device hanging in a tree we were trying to figure out what it could possibly be for catching birds butterflies who why what
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a woman wandered over and said you ladies picked the wrong day to sit here and then mumbled something
00:29:39
about the smell of a body and she started fussing with the trap and we asked her what she was up to
00:29:44
it turns out she was a forensic entomologist trapping flies with rotten chicken liver
00:29:49
She said she was going up the entire West Coast, identifying which flies were in each area so that when dead bodies were found, they can gather unique geographical information from the type of flies and maggots found on the bodies.
00:30:04
Amazing. Which can err in solving murders, which can aid in the solving of murders.
00:30:10
She said, you're too early. She said that flies can smell rotting flesh from a mile or more away.
00:30:16
I didn't know that. and that there was nothing in her trap because the wind was blowing the scent straight out to sea.
00:30:21
We told her about a dead seal we saw further down the beach, and she excitedly took off and it's the rest.
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I love her. I found the encounter to be fascinating and thought you might too. Thank you, Aria.
00:30:35
Wow. That's amazing. How cool is that woman? What a job. Yeah. Tonight on CBS I love her The coastal bug lady that the working title I think of a new one The Coastal Bug Lady Coastal Bug Lady Thanks for writing in you guys
00:30:54
Keep doing it. Such a good round of stories this week. Yeah, my favorite murder at Gmail.
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And just tell us anything. Yeah, we like hearing from you all your stories. Yeah.
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