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Oh, hello. Hi. And welcome to a very special episode of My Favorite Murder. You guys,
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this is different. This one's different than the others. It's not like the others. It's
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much, much different. It's much easier than for us. That's right. Because we're just going
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to answer some questions you guys asked us. You guys have sent in general Q&A questions.
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You've also sent in some really amazing icebreaker questions that we asked you to send. Those
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kind of questions that you can pull out at a party when everyone's real uncomfortable.
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And so you sent us your best versions of those. And now we're going to answer them for you.
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Yeah. If we can. And if not, we'll have Steven edit it out. That's right. Should we start with some goofy ones or should we get into the deep shit?
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I mean, all of mine are goofy. Great. I don't even, for example, I'll start with Marlene's.
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Would you rather eat ice cream that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like ice cream?
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Marlene, why does shit have to be involved? And you can't say neither. Right. I mean, like this, you've restricted your world down to a really nasty and probably terrible tasting situation.
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And listen, everyone listening going, I don't like this question. Just go. You just know the rest of them are not going to be like that.
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There's no other shit question. But I'm just, I'm setting a, an example bar of the kind of questions we've been reading
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and the kind of questions that we're being asked. Can I just, can I just, can we just picture what would happen if you were at a party and
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tried to use that icebreaker? Like just everyone walking away to the far corner and leaving you in the middle of the
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room with that weird smile on your face? Eating shit. Hey. Okay. Anyway, do you guys like shit?
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um okay carly asks if you know the apocalypse is definitely happening in the next five minutes
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do you want to know no me neither that was easy yeah you'll like this one ashley asks
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what's each of your favorite stephen king movie and or book uh movie pet cemetery book it what
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about you um i i guess a movie i'm not sure i guess stand by me book the stand and i didn't do
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that on purpose having the word stand in both didn't you but i love the book the stand so much
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yeah i just got so into it when i was 12 i couldn't believe what i was looking at mom
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you're not supposed to let your babies read Stephen King uh it was at a vacation like rental
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house on a lake that just like had books available yes so there was this moldy old
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a bookshelf that had all kinds of like easy readers yeah so good yeah so nobody really
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it's not like my mom bought me that book or like even knew you were getting it no everyone was on
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around vacation amazing okay um here's easy bonnie wants to know if karen if we'd rather
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have snakes for arms or a mouthful of bees for how long forever options it like do you want to live in hell or special hell right do you want to live in hell or hair or hell where you scared of your own arms
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well Vince is scared of snakes so I feel like I'd have to have a mouthful of bees
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no yeah because he'd be good with that yeah he's fine yeah he's not scared of a girl with a fucking
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mouthful of bees I mean like how do you drive with a mouthful of bees you have to keep your
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mouth shut the whole time and then open it with your mouth I mean it does oh because then they'd
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in a car exactly so they stay in your mouth probably the bee impact like it feels like you
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control snake arm impact sure whereas the bee you just be like oh my god or like you're gesturing
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to someone go ahead and then there's 50 bees in your car so you're going with snakes i have to do
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snake arms okay well we're gonna make a fine pair uh okay well this is more of a this is more of a
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Q of a Q and a question. Sorry. Will you both tell us this is from Becca. Will you both tell us how you got your pets and how they got their names?
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Okay. You want to go first? Okay. I got Elvis. I don't know how to say this because I didn't.
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I paid for him, but it wasn't like at a mill or any like a store. It was just this family in Marin who had Siamese, their cats and they had kittens.
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That's fine. But it's not okay these days. But this was 2004. I mean, look, it wasn't a mill that's important.
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Yeah. And it was basically just they were like, look, we have Siamese. Our cat had Siamese cats and they don't come easy.
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Right. Someone's going to give us money. Exactly. And I did. And I yeah. And I we went over there to take a look as my ex.
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And I looked. There was a couple of kittens to choose from. I looked down and this one looks up at me with his cross eyes.
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And I was like, this is our fucking cat. This is my cat. Wow. And then I was sitting on my bed with him.
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And my ex's dad had had a signed photo of Elvis. And I was just staring out into the hallway trying to think of a name for him.
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And I saw the painting or the picture. And I was like, oh, my God, that's totally his name.
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I just knew him at that moment. That's great. You want to do one of yours? Yes, we just do one each.
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Sure. I got my dog, George, after I got divorced. And I was scared to be in my house by myself.
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And I kept hearing weird noises. I've told the story when I thought there was a person breaking in.
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It was the raccoon. So I was getting really scared to be home alone at night. And then I was like, oh, my God, it's the perfect chance.
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I can finally get a dog because I wanted one for a long time. And so I just went and got her.
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I got her because it was at the Glendale SPCA or the pound over there. And they bring the dogs over into a little park to show you each dog because it's a smaller pound.
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And when they brought her over, all the other dogs just seemed like standard dogs.
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when they brought her over she didn't run and try to like lick me or anything she went around this
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little park and picked up all the toys and brought them into the center of the park oh my god and i
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was like she's like doing she's made a plan of how she's gonna get out of here and i really respected
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her mind oh wow yeah she's like a beautiful mind dude she was she was just like i will bring you
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all the treasures and then i i named her george lopez and this it was a very dumb inside joke
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with my friend Greg Barrett, who made a hilarious joke. It's so stupid, it's not even worth explaining,
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but it was basically an inside joke. But George is a good name. George is a good name.
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I really should have named her Georgie, just something easier to explain. But it does suit her.
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Yeah, it does. Okay, let's see. Are we going to get personal? Let's see. Why not?
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Okay, so here's one. Kara asks, which hometown murders are your favorites or which have stuck with you long after you read them.
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I mean, for me, Swiss cheese pervert is forever. You'll never forget that. It makes me laugh every time we talk about it.
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Anytime someone adds on to it, I love it. Yeah. My favorite are the ones of like,
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can you believe my parents almost killed me when I was a kid? Yes. Yeah. Anytime there's like, can you believe my parent put me in the trunk of the car
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and drove us home? Just those real like, yeah, it's a real slice of life. Yeah, yeah.
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Especially because it's like, God, They were allowed to get away with so much in the 80s.
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This is very specific to people in this state. But, Georgia, this is from Catherine.
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What California freeway best describes your personality and why? Oh, I think that the Arroyo Seco, the part of the 110 that goes through.
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It's the oldest freeway in Los Angeles, the original freeway. And it goes through parts of Pasadena.
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And it's so old that they're still because cars went so slow that the on ramps are stop signs and you just have to fucking book it and get onto the freeway.
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And I'm an insane driver. So to me, it's like a race track. And I just think it's so much fun.
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It's also like vintage and classy and has like beautiful details and everything.
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I couldn't agree more. That is the perfect description. I would say I'm the 170.
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I'm kind of like you have to be you have to live here to know about it to know about the benefits
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of it it's kind of honest it's over on the side it's low-key but there's people that really depend
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on it it gets you from good like from places that you didn't know you can get to so quickly
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it's like secret it's secret it's shortcutty and eventually I'm drop you off at six flags
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eventually in our friendship Karen your friendship with Karen she'll always take you
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I will take you to rollercoaster town. That's right. Okay. If you could only read one book for the rest of your life, or you can read them over and over, but only one book, which one would you choose, asks Brandy.
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Shit. I mean, I guess it's going to be something along the lines of, obviously, like a Silence of the Lambs.
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It's going to be a procedural. it probably going to be a crime novel of some kind but it going to need enough stuff in it I almost said the Da Vinci Code simply because Dan Brown put so much shit into that Like there so many things
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there's like different parts. I'm like, you're reading a bunch of I've never read it, but a bunch
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of books. Yeah, he just he just went he was like, what is the densest plot I can put into this book?
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So do you learn a lot from it to kind of I think you have to know things already, which is a real
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detriment for me but it's like oh yeah that big uh fountain in rome oh sure yeah yeah yeah yeah
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i know about that fountain in rome and you can talk about that at parties that's right the fountain
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in rome but only like how there's like a dismembered head in it sure um mine is and i've read it 16
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times maybe and i still obsessive of it is middlesex by jeffrey genides i think is how you
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say his name it is just one of the most beautifully written books i've ever fucking read i adore it so
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much. I think everyone should read it. Awesome. Yeah. Yeah. I bet you I know books that are
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better written than the Da Vinci Code. It's fun. I'm trying to think of keeping it fresh.
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You know what? That's why I love Middlesex. It does go back and forth. So it feels like
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there's a bunch of different stories in it. Yes. Now that I think that I should have said
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something, something Joan Didion. Whatever. Would you really though? I mean, I love her
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writing. It's incredible. But yeah, it's not. I don't know. I just want to be entertained.
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Yeah. Carmen asks, would you rather always have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth or have Cheetos all over your fingers?
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Oh, no. Always. Always. Popcorn. What about you? Yeah, popcorn. I find when you have Cheeto powder on your fingers, it's very shaming.
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Yeah. You look like a little fat kid. You do. And it gets everywhere. Everyone's going to notice it.
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It's hard to get off. Like you need a damp napkin. Yeah. Or your teeth. Do you scrape it off?
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That's what I do when you're alone. You let it build up. You eat like 20 in a row.
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And instead of sucking it off as you go, let it build up and then scrape it off.
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Almost like a fruit roll up on your own thumb. Yeah. Yeah. Can I tell you if I once was at a barbecue place and saw a dude, you know, you lick your
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fingers and it's like fine when you're alone, but it's kind of gross. You see someone else do it.
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Yes. He put all four fingers into his mouth at once and pulled them out. And he was like on a date.
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No. And I was just like, oh, I'll never forget that. Did he make a noise? Like, did it make a noise when he pulled it back out?
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I don't think I was close enough to hear it, but there's no way it couldn't. And he probably was just like, oh, it wasn't even like a smacking.
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I have one of my favorite people in the world, a very good friend of mine. He used to do that where when he was finishing up eating, he would suck up.
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Yes. That thing? And he didn't, it was very unconscious. It was because he really enjoyed his food.
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Sure. And I remember I would watch him do it and be like, if I didn't love you so much, this would infuriate me.
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It's just funny what boys like, or people don't, don't haven't learned yet. Because they're just fresh out of the house.
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Or don't have to ever learn. Right. Like girls do. Right. Where it's like, don't you think I want to fucking suck every finger?
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Yeah. That came out strong. That was a strong taste. And a weird quote if you just take it by it.
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don't you oh me i forgot uh let's see oh hi elvis we do have a question for you actually
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that's right well he almost fell off the couch rachel wants to know do you actually give elvis
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a cookie at the end of each episode and the answer is abso-fucking-lutely he demands it he
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would scream in our fucking faces if not and that's how he's gotten trained so perfectly yeah
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He actually comes in at the end of almost to the end of every show and knows it's time.
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Yeah, he gets the vibe. Darren asks, if you had three time jumps, when would you jump to?
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What are the three eras that you would like to go visit? I'd love to, as an adult, go into the 80s.
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No, I wouldn't. Fuck the 80s. Okay, 1940s, late 1800s, maybe 1850s, 1970s. 1970s instead of 80s.
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Yeah, I'd definitely like to go back to the 70s. It was so weird. like that's my those are my most distant childhood memories and it's like everything was brown
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everything was orange everyone had long hair and everyone was unattractive and yet that was the
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world that we all lived in everyone was a ragamuffin in some way yeah it was like very
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the trend of like keeping it together had not started it was weird so weird do your best was
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not a thing yet not at all it was like take it easy was what was going on so seven i'd say 70s
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I would say Victorian England whenever that is I guess Jack the Ripper time 1888
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would be pretty thrilling to go back to 1888 London, Whitechapel and then I think
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something weird like something medieval maybe or maybe Transylvanian-y or like creepy monks in the 1200s
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or something. I wouldn't want to stay there long though because I think there was
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you know like 400 years where it was just overt religious oppression and like the you know
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whenever the Spanish Inquisition was. For some reason or another you're not surviving
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any of those fucking eras. One is serial killers and one is a pox on you and your family.
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Right. There's actually a time though you know what it is? It's the is it the enlightenment
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or the whatever but it was like after the dark ages when everyone died like literally
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half the people on the planet died of the black plague. And so then suddenly there was land for people.
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There was enough food for everybody. And that's how the... Is it either the Reformation or the Enlightenment?
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That's how it happened. It's because suddenly everybody could be healthy because everyone died off.
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And all those strong people survived And you want to come at them and fucking I want to be in that era After after they bury the bodies Yes When it smells the least Yes And people start going oh I going to look at my painting of an angel It going to be nuts I want to be there for that
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Whenever that was. Okay, cool. 1505. Hey, Karen. Yeah. Would you rather be covered in fish scales or feathers?
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Obviously feathers. Who asked that? Oh, sorry. That was Catherine. Catherine. Obviously feathers.
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Catherine, this is a very private question. But yeah, I think if it's going to help me fly feathers 100%.
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But if I get covered in fish scales and then I'm able to swim like a fish. Oh, I'd rather fly.
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I think I'd rather fly. Yeah. Because just because you have scales doesn't mean you have gills.
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Right. Smart. Right? So smart. Don't let her trick you. I'm not. Catherine is trying to get you to drown.
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Catherine's trying to drown me why are you doing that Catherine okay let's see this is good
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Alexandra asks if you could create a magic vending machine that vended any single thing you wanted
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what would you have it vended and how much would it cost people so like anything for anyone
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yes and the cost and the cost the first thing I think of is EpiPens oh that'd be really nice and let's not have them be crazy martin shakrela you piece of shit yeah
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yeah let's have them be like you can get an epi pen for 20 bucks okay great i want to say
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emergency anxiety puppies but i don't want them to be held in like a vending machine no that would
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be that sounds cruel so you're saying dead dogs for people that are nervous what about okay can
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my vending machine no not no okay good good good good can my vending machine be like a plush
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happy home that's got you know acres of land okay and then they can get a puppy but it all ends in like a one thing yeah is a vending machine is there a definition or can i
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can it be what i want it feels like it can be what you i feel like this is yeah it's not actually
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going to happen so it can be whatever i want so that's what i want a puppy when sometimes i'm
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anxiety attack yeah 20 bucks again let's see and then a puppy garbage can right next to it when
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you're done those things are expensive i fucking buy so much recycle you recycle the puppy recycle
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and live everybody yes um think globally but then go ahead and act locally with those puppies go
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ahead and grab yourself a puppy an emergency anxiety puppy um oh that was mine oh shit okay
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i keep forgetting them all the way down oh sorry hey karen christy wants to know what odd smell
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you actually enjoy? Skunk. I actually got overtly mocked. I said that out loud in carpool in third grade
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and every kid, for some reason, we had like 30 kids in our carpool. There was always
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so many children. I feel like you're imagining that. Wrong. No, there was hundreds of kids
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in this station wagon. And I said, we drove by Skunk. The 70s. Which, yeah, right?
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There was so many people in a car. We didn't have to wear seatbelts. There was no limit.
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We, because we lived out in the country, we would be, we experienced smells of all kinds and there was people who were always hitting
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skunks. So we went through a particularly pungent skunk cloud and every, all the kids went,
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and I being the young punk rock rebel that I am, went in third grade. I actually kind of liked that smell.
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And then for so long, for so long. And then I was just like sitting there like, I have to get out of this town.
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Yeah. And you did the next day. How about you? uh i've said elvis's breath before but i think okay dry saliva you know that really
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you know what's all i'm talking about yes because when i was a kid when i was like until
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way too old for it to be appropriate i sucked my thumb oh right and held on to my blanket with my
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little blankie with the same hand and so i would move the blankie around so i could smell the
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blanket because i was like obsessed with smells yeah and so there were parts of it that just
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smelled like my dried saliva and so now even when i smell something that smells like i can comfort
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by it that's funny gross that's i mean i just that's such a that's such a good one it's such
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i would have never guessed that it's so good and i can't describe the smell at all no it's real
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specific though i think everyone knows that smell yeah but you want someone someone who's dried
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saliva who they also love flossing and that's key yeah it's probably not anyone just for anyone's
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dried saliva no not just any anyone who happens you know not anyone okay i think you'll like this
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okay wait did i do smells you just i think i did alexandra asks describe your perfect grilled
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cheese meal oh my god what cheese is how much what bread any side any drink fucking amazing
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okay uh sourdough yes or rye how about sourdough rye shit yeah they have that they fucking
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And I absolutely have that in my mind. In your mind's bakery. And that's like the big slices too, you know, like, so it's not just a small sandwich.
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Right. Sourdough rye. And it would be a mix of like cheddar and maybe some mozzarella.
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And what other kind of cheeses are there? Jack. I don't care about Jack. I like a little pepper jack.
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Well, you asked me. And then I said no. So a couple different cheeses. And then tomato.
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I love tomato in a grilled cheese sandwich. Okay. I also love to dip it in ketchup.
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Me too. You know. 100%. Buttery as fuck. And then sweet potato tater tots on the side.
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Oh, mm-hmm. And then a really nice glass of red wine with it. Beautiful. Do you love that?
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What's yours? I think mine's very similar except for I would do straight up sourdough.
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Mm-hmm. Cooked well so that that bread is toasted up nice. It better be crispy as fuck.
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It needs to be crispy. It's also great if they can get a little accidental cheese on the outside.
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So it's like crispy and griddled? Yeah. So you get some of that like cheese crisp.
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Yes. I would like, I would maybe like, I don't mind American cheese in this scenario because
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of the texture. Just American cheese? Well, if they could do an American cheddar that doesn't taste like a chemical plant,
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that's great. Essentially, it's anyone, like it's basically a diner grilled cheese sandwich.
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Yes, for sure. And then regular shoestring fries. I dip mine in ketchup as well.
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Don't judge everyone. No, it's really delicious. It actually brings it all together.
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Bacon in there? No. Just classic. Tomatoes are too slippery. I don't like a half-cooked fucking tomato invasion.
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I don't know why I love it. I don't mind some chicken noodle soup on the side of that.
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Is that what your drink is? Iced on ice with a straw. I'm going to get a mug of an iced chicken noodle soup with a straw.
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A chicken noodle soup milkshake on the side. Oh, God. Yeah, that's good. Oh, it's my turn.
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Now my saliva is. Can we smell it? Yeah. Let's see. Okay. Bridget wants to know if you could live in any movie as yourself, not as a character,
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what movie would that be? Amadeus. What? Picture it. How hilarious. there's like a girl in black sweatpants
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and a black v-neck shirt just standing over on the side and Amadeus like look at these guys go
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look at these outfits how do they put these on every day I really love that movie so much
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we were just talking about it at work today I love it so much and the art design in that movie
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and everything about it is so ornate and insane and beautiful I would love to be in any of those places
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for real and seeing all those people in those outfits. That's great. Yeah. The first thing that came to my mind, and I don't know why, is Notting Hill.
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It just always seemed like a really charming place, movie to be in. Sure. You know?
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Yep. And then the next one was Who Framed Roger Rabbit. So I feel like that's the one.
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Yeah. That would be pretty fun. I think I would thrive in that atmosphere. Yeah, absolutely.
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Don't you think? Yes. And just, I'd always loved, I thought that was such a brilliant concept of like people
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having to interact with cartoons and what that means for both. Yeah. It's fascinating.
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Good one. Thank you. You too. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Georgia Whitney asks,
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what celebrity could you actually see yourself marrying? I'm married already. This is just conceptual.
00:26:37
Okay. It won't be held against you. Okay. It's like, okay, here's the thing. Sliding doors, you never met Vince.
00:26:46
Okay. You're still here mucking around in the horrible, singles life that is living in los angeles she said with a silent tear running down her cheek
00:26:55
um who's yours because yours it could be yours let's it could be fucking real let's put it out
00:27:02
into the universe it has to be a scars guard or a scars guard it could be real only if it's a
00:27:08
scars guard or a scars guard no i think that for the one that came to mind first and the one that
00:27:14
feels great is Mark Ruffalo. Even though I know he's married, he has children, he's like all about it.
00:27:19
Oh, he's such a husband. He's a man. He's like a real man. He's not like a hot boy.
00:27:26
Yeah. He's to me, like if he pulled up Jake Ryan's dial and was waiting for you outside an event
00:27:32
and he was just like, hey, I just wanted to, I might run. It would be so exciting.
00:27:38
Because he's just like there. Run into his arms? I might run straight into his arms.
00:27:43
I love it. Okay. It'd have to be, for me, a Duplass brother. Really? I think the one from, which one's the one from Transparent?
00:27:54
I don't know. Jerry? Is it Jerry the Rebel? Steven, look it up. Is it Pierre? Nope, keep going.
00:28:03
It's not Pierre Duplass. It's Leslie. It's Leslie Duplass. Leslie Duplass. The one with the long mustache?
00:28:08
Yeah, yeah. Not the short mustache. Jay. It's Jay, isn't it, Steven? Is that too real?
00:28:15
I feel like that might be too real. No, I think people want it. It is Jay. Jay Duplass.
00:28:19
That's exciting. He makes good documentaries. He makes great stuff. He's cute. He looks Jewish.
00:28:26
He's not. Neither has been, so clearly it doesn't matter. Yeah, that's right. I like that pick.
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Debra's starting some shit here. She wants to know if there's anything in your upcoming book that you're either really excited or nervous for people to read about.
00:30:44
Is there one story that you fretted over? No, I mean, the whole thing, because it's a memoir,
00:30:49
So it's like there's all kinds of honesty and true stories and shit that we delve into that we were forced.
00:30:56
There's a lot of vulnerability. We were forced into vulnerability and it's difficult.
00:31:03
I would say there's the one that I wrote about how to be a latchkey kid is my favorite.
00:31:09
It's my favorite. I'm excited to see. So you're nervous and excitement. You're excited for it.
00:31:14
What's the question? It's not which one you like the best. it's uh is there anything that you're either really excited oh yeah you're wrong i'm wrong
00:31:22
it's excited you're not oh yeah you're wrong excited or nervous for people to read about
00:31:28
yeah yeah all apologies that's nice it'd be that one and then i'm like nervous in general of course
00:31:34
entirely um because it's i think it's we're just going to keep on learning how vulnerable
00:31:39
we became yeah because it's so normal to us that with the stories we told and like you wrote about
00:31:44
that yeah i wrote but the one i wrote about and i had told you about it and the first time i ever
00:31:49
told anyone about it was you and the podcast is going up on a mountain to take photos with a
00:31:53
photographer i barely knew alone yeah and it gets there's a lot more shit to it that i didn't talk
00:31:59
about with you and it's just kind of a scary a name-changing scare you know i had to change
00:32:05
names and shit scary story that is really exposing that i'm i'm nervous about yeah but i'm also
00:32:10
excited to tell it so well good yeah well then let me just ask you this aaron wants to know but
00:32:16
i'm asking okay you're fighting crime and you get a supernaturally intelligent animal sidekick
00:32:20
would you rather have a gorilla or a bear i've always wanted a pet bear same here yeah same here
00:32:28
so cute i mean the idea that a bear would be smart so they wouldn't like maul the shit out of you
00:32:35
and would just hang out with you and make suggestions. It's essentially a dog then.
00:32:40
Yeah. A big dog that smells. But a dog that you could sit in like one of those children's oversized chairs.
00:32:46
Like a husband, like the husband pillows. You know those? Yeah. Hey, let's ask one for Stephen.
00:32:53
Okay. That Stephen could answer. Hey, Stephen, Christine wants to know, how did Stephen become the sound engineer?
00:32:59
Did you know him previously? I mean, I was just a fan of both of yours. Oh. Oh, why didn't you say that sooner?
00:33:07
I know, I should have opened with that. No, and just in getting into podcast producing,
00:33:13
and I asked Georgia to be on the Perkast, and Georgia was like, oh, you seem to know what you're doing.
00:33:19
Would you want to ever do more of this? Like, I'm starting a little true crime podcast with Karen Kilgareff,
00:33:25
and I was like, hell yeah, I'd love to do this. This is like the most fun thing in the world.
00:33:29
And you lived like a block from me at the time, too, which was great. Cool. Well, thank you.
00:33:34
You're fired. We didn't. But you didn't know Stephen before per cast, right? We had met a few times like at Meltdown.
00:33:40
Yeah, yeah. Just through going to comedy shows. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. That's it.
00:33:45
Not me. I didn't know Stephen at all. Brand new. And I tried to have him fired a couple times.
00:33:50
Just a couple. Georgia, Courtney asks, what are your thoughts on psychics, mediums, and the like?
00:33:55
I think they're cool and fun, but it really frustrates me when I listen or hear about an
00:34:00
old or current investigation that like legitimately uses them because I think it's just impossible
00:34:07
and it's a waste of funds and time. You're totally wrong. You're 100% wrong. It's real.
00:34:14
Didn't you ever see Psychic Investigators, that series? And it's like these grisly old cops that you can tell are not in any way woo woo at all.
00:34:25
And they find a person that's like, yeah, you're going to need to drive up here.
00:34:28
And then they find the body. No way. I swear to God. I think it's called Psychic Investigators.
00:34:32
I'll watch it and I will. It will make you a believer. Okay. I want to believe. I think it's like, personally, I think it's case by case.
00:34:43
There's definitely a lot of phonies out there. Like anything, there's a lot of people that are totally full of shit.
00:34:48
And then I also think there's people that were born with different perceptions and have known things and do know things.
00:34:55
And like, it can't be explained. explained but it's like not helpful if it's not specific it has to be so specific to be like i see
00:35:03
that they're buried it near a lake or some shit and it's like well they actually cops spend or the
00:35:08
you know the investigation spends money on those people right and sometimes they find them and you
00:35:13
know what else you're right and also it also are you yes anding me yes i am yes and i am uh it also
00:35:21
gets uh publicity for the case too so that's and then so maybe that'll stir some memories up and
00:35:26
shit. The only thing where I think it's, it, it is awful is those people that fucking try to prey
00:35:33
on the family, right? Those people should be killed by a different psychic who's right. Yeah,
00:35:40
with their mind. Okay, that was a bit strong. But I do think those are you get the true sociopaths
00:35:47
on the lowest of the low where they're like, I can reunite you with your departed loved one.
00:35:52
That's just the meanest thing you could ever do. Okay. And the cheapest thing you could ever do Okay It sounds like you don agree with me No I agree with you Okay I just don know how you can tell those people from the real ones though Like what if those people think they legit
00:36:06
The real ones get results. But you don't get, if you don't keep throwing shit out there, what if you don't, what if
00:36:11
you think you're right? Well, yeah, I mean, like, there's, there's a whole spectrum of like, it's not black and
00:36:16
white. There's all these gray areas in the middle. But there are, I mean, like, I wish I could just show you this one episode of Psychic Investigators
00:36:23
where the lady was like, I need to tell you something because I dreamed it. And let's drive up to this place.
00:36:29
Was it Teresa Caputo? She was Teresa Caputo-esque, but her hair was not blonde. She had that feel.
00:36:37
She was like, I know that lady. Oh, okay. My turn. Yeah. Caitlin wants to know, would you rather be alone forever
00:36:43
or be with the person of your dreams? Perfect in every way, Karen, except that person has lobster claws for hands.
00:36:50
100% lobster claws Yeah you can handle lobster claws You'd probably eventually come to really love lobster claws
00:36:58
Prefer lobster claws Yes because the person's perfect in every way Then he knows how to fucking wield those lobster claw hands
00:37:04
The question was asked by a person that's never been alone in their fucking life
00:37:08
Or been with someone with lobster claws Which are amazing Which happen to be Amazing
00:37:13
Colleen wants to know and I don't know why If you were butter, what would you spread yourself on?
00:37:22
Colleen, what's happening? My grilled cheese sandwich. My lover's lobster claws.
00:37:30
Karen, that is so dirty. And this is Q&A after midnight. Can we talk about how excited Ritten Scott
00:37:38
when we pulled up in, what was it, Charleston, and there was a fucking red lobster across the street?
00:37:45
It was so close to our hotel. It looked like the hotel was like in conjunction with.
00:37:52
Started rambling about Cheddar Bay Biscuits and it was over. He was like, I'm heading over.
00:37:58
It's so funny. We left him there. He was excited. I was like, sorry, that sounds like fish.
00:38:01
I can't. Oh, right. I can't do it. Christina wants to know, do you record all your live shows?
00:38:07
How do you know which show recordings to post? And will he ever hear some of these show recordings that do not get posted?
00:38:14
Oh, it sounds like someone needs to join the fan cult. Well, excuse me, Christina.
00:38:17
It turns out that we're posting old episodes that we've never posted or old shows that we've never posted as episodes every month on the fan call.
00:38:24
And one's about to drop on Friday. We haven't picked which one it is yet. Chris asks, who was your childhood crush?
00:38:30
Corey Feldman. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. A hundred. A hundred times over. Yeah. So in love with him.
00:38:39
I, you know, it's funny. For some reason, we started watching clips of the outsiders at work today.
00:38:44
I loved C. Thomas Howell so much, so much. Did I tell you the story already? Maybe.
00:38:52
I loved C. Thomas Howell from The Outsiders, and he was also just like, you know, the Tiger Beat teen
00:38:59
for the next, you know, five years or whatever. And I used to have this thing all the time when I was younger,
00:39:05
like if we would go to the beach on the weekend, like I'd go with my family when I was 12,
00:39:10
I'd get ready, but I'd be like, get ready just in case C. Thomas Howell is. I would always, it always is this thing of just in case.
00:39:15
Yeah. Get ready as if. So cut to 30 years later, probably. And we go to see the movie Red Dawn at the New Art Theater here in L.A.
00:39:25
And I, of course, have a very large sweatshirt on, no makeup. You didn't get ready for C. Thomas Howell.
00:39:31
Didn't get ready. And then the guy goes up into the front of the theater and is like,
00:39:36
it's the 1985 film Red Dawn. And we're so excited because tonight C. Thomas Howell is here.
00:39:42
and he fucking stands up. He was like two rows in front of me. Oh my God. And I was just sitting there like, no way.
00:39:49
Like the time that I, I mean, it was, I'd done it a lot, but it was just like, oh, this, I should have gotten ready.
00:39:56
Why didn't I get ready? And then after they showed the movie, which is delightful,
00:40:00
he got up in front of the movie theater and just started talking massive shit about like
00:40:05
just telling Hollywood stories and talking about, it was so funny. He was just being really real.
00:40:12
Like this, that movie was like the fourth movie he'd done with Patrick Swayze. And he's like, man, I was sick of that asshole.
00:40:18
Like it was like that where the whole theater was just enthralled. It was so exciting.
00:40:23
I really, I love that. And speaking of Patrick Swayze, I was in love with him as a kid.
00:40:28
And I, Dirty Dancing, I saw in fourth grade, got a perm because I wanted to look like Jennifer
00:40:33
Gray so bad. Of course. Obsessed with it. Favorite movie ever. We recently put it on and it is so problematic and troubling.
00:40:41
Yes. that this 16 year old girl is fucking what essentially is a 30 something year old man
00:40:46
at least 30 at least 30 something it's so there are so many problems and yet i was it was like my
00:40:53
first time that i ever was like oh i want to grow up and fuck someday like i just was like this is
00:40:58
it i want to be and do this all of it this is what love is this is how it is well another thing i
00:41:05
think is kind of problematic in that is that yeah he's kind of supposed to have this like
00:41:09
there's another woman in his life yeah and he's really mean to her yes until like the very end
00:41:15
horribly mean really rude not that cool and her poor father what's his name jerry orbach who's
00:41:22
the most amazing man and like how can you how can you disobey jerry orbach i know jennifer gray
00:41:28
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Denise wants to know if you could know the truth behind every conspiracy, but you would instantly die if you hinted that you knew the truth.
00:43:47
Would you want to know? I'm not a good secret keeper. I want to know. I feel like the burden of knowing would kill me.
00:43:56
Like, if right now all of a sudden I was like, aliens are real. They live directly under this city.
00:44:01
Here's who killed JFK. Yeah. Like, the whole thing, it would just be like one. Your mind would, like, quite literally be blown out.
00:44:08
Like, probably it would fuse out. Yeah. Just kind of dribble out of your ear. But I think I would want to go for it.
00:44:16
Yeah? Because it's just so interesting to me. Yeah. Like, what are the pyramids for?
00:44:23
Yeah. Is it? What if it's not a conspiracy, though, and you don't get to know? Oh, like it doesn't count?
00:44:29
They just wanted to build a thing. Oh. I'm like, I'm only here for the pyramids.
00:44:34
It's just a tomb. No, it's supposed to be a big light generator. And then what if, like, what if, what if, what if, what's his name did kill JFK and there was no conspiracy at all?
00:44:47
I'd be at least okay with that. Then you'd at least know, too. Yes. I would more want to know of, like, the cryptozoology type of, like,
00:44:55
do we actually have a Bigfoot in captivity? Lizard people. The lizard people. Center of the Earth conspiracy stuff.
00:45:04
In charge of the government right now. That's right. Yeah, I want to know all that stuff.
00:45:09
I think I wouldn't. Because, A, what's the point of knowing really cool, interesting things
00:45:13
if you don't get to tell people about them at parties and shit? Very good point.
00:45:16
Like, and you don't get like to be known as the person who knows everything. What a fucking boring life.
00:45:20
Yeah, what am I talking about? I would like, that would be the worst for me. Right.
00:45:24
And then also, too, it's like so much fun to speculate and so much fun to try to find out the truth.
00:45:29
Quoting, you know, like what you think is the truth. Yes. Then what's, if you just knew, it'd be like, oh, I guess I'm not.
00:45:34
What am I going to do late at night scrolling when I, you know? You just sit there like rocking back and forth.
00:45:39
Yeah. So I'm never going to look up JonBenet again. I mean, but the thing is, I've watched so many episodes of Ancient Aliens.
00:45:45
And I just would love to know a couple things. There's some stuff happening in Japan.
00:45:50
I just really love to know the answer to. I'll tell you this. And then I die. What if I die?
00:45:57
She's like, you must know the truth. Turns out I knew that the whole time. Which one?
00:46:02
Which one? Tell me. Well, the most recent episode of Ancient Aliens, I actually watched it when we were on tour.
00:46:07
And there was just this whole thing about this Shinto religion. it's like 5,000 years old and it has a lot of symbolism that they interpret,
00:46:15
of course, because they interpret everything on ancient aliens as being from messengers from beyond the sky or whatever that narrator does.
00:46:23
What's beyond the sky? That's not what he said. It sounded okay to me, though. But there's like a couple, there's like Shinto temples in Japan where there's
00:46:33
things that no one can explain it type of thing, but only like, they only only certain people have access but they were showing pictures of you're like clearly
00:46:43
that's a fucking alien it's a spacecraft or whatever well there's like masks from 5 000
00:46:48
years ago where they're like how did they make a mask out of metal that also has a like the eyes
00:46:53
are poking out like sticks they're like why would they make eyes look look like that unless they're
00:46:58
like trying to show lasers or something of aliens it's just fascinating i love it i know too i don't
00:47:06
How about we make Stephen know? And then he has to die for us. Like Jesus, he has to die for us.
00:47:15
What if the truth of that mask, I don't even know if that was actually from Japan or from somewhere else,
00:47:20
but the long-eyed mask, the person that made it's like, I just fucked up that one mask.
00:47:25
Don't go crazy. I saw a guy who got sticks poked in his eyes, and so I made a mask to represent it.
00:47:31
It bummed me out, and I wanted to work through it. By aliens. By aliens. But there really are aliens.
00:47:36
did you just do by men in but i did good i did okay your turn emma asks if you could have your
00:47:43
food water taste like one thing for the rest of your life what would it be food and water only
00:47:48
tastes like one more thing one thing forever yeah dry saliva beef jerky really maybe yeah
00:48:00
crackers beef jerky beef jerky because like i feel like i want to say like chocolate but i think
00:48:06
i don't always love sweet so i feel like i'd get really fucking sweet of chocolate yeah sick of
00:48:10
sweets chocolate yeah jesus so but beef jerky savory i don't i bet beef jerky water would sell
00:48:18
really well how much you want to that's what's in my vending machine that's good jerky water
00:48:23
How much? $500 a bottle. Nice. Good. Only the rich can taste this delicious product.
00:48:29
That's right. You can make it yourself by just sticking a hole through a Slim Jim and sucking water
00:48:35
through it. Right. That's a straw. That's yours. That's also a good invention. Boom.
00:48:41
Slim Jim straws. Stop hurting turtles. God heart hurting yourself. How good would that be in a Bloody Mary?
00:48:48
A Slim Jim straw? You better trademark that. Why am I not working for a restaurant?
00:48:53
No, you have to get out of here now. I honestly think I love nectarines so much that I think I could do nectarines and not be mad about it.
00:49:04
That's a much better one. They're delicious. That's great. A real one, a good one that's ripe and all that.
00:49:10
Not like nectarine flavor, not nectarine candy flavor. No, no, no. No, legit nectarine.
00:49:15
All right, I dig it. If there's a God powerful enough to ask this question, then they can make a real nectarine flavor.
00:49:22
I think so. I hope so. Melanie asks us, what is your most useless talent? That's a great question.
00:49:28
That is a great question. I am. Hold on. Let me think. Because I was just. Oh, no, it's not useless, though.
00:49:36
Petting cats is actually a really useful talent. I would say mine is in that moment after somebody brings delivery to my house.
00:49:46
The I turn around sometimes if I feel insecure or self-conscious. No, I'll turn around and pretend I'm calling it.
00:49:53
people that are in the house like and i'm really good at making it sound realistic where i'm like
00:49:57
okay come you guys come on you can throw your voice and be like is the food here but i do it it very like downplayed I not excited or whatever It just like why Why haven you come out of the office yet Type of thing
00:50:13
So I think that I have fooled so many Postmates into believing there's one other person in my house to eat with me.
00:50:21
I have a question on top of that. OK, because this happened to me the other night.
00:50:25
What's the most amount of silverware they've given you in an order? because we got four fucking silverwares the other night or like plastic wear.
00:50:35
What's the most you've ever gotten? Well, here's the thing. Okay. And this is good.
00:50:40
I'm really going to reveal something. But sometimes I get insecure. Like if I'll order a medium pizza and a salad or whatever,
00:50:48
like this seems like too much food. So I'll just get two drinks. Oh, so it just is like potentially two people here.
00:50:55
I thought you were going to say like two entrees just to be like, See, there's two people here.
00:50:59
Oh, yeah. No, no. Is that like room service, too? You do that? Well, it just depends.
00:51:03
If I already have a drink, then I won't do it. Okay. And I don't really care about room service because they've seen things that are like,
00:51:09
yeah, I should ever see. It's not weird to get one in a hotel room. No. And and and usually I think it's just sometimes I'll order Postmates and get I'll be like,
00:51:19
oh, I'll eat that tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Or do some weird thing where then I just don't want.
00:51:23
I don't know. the the eating disorder mentality is very difficult to explain around stuff but i just
00:51:31
know that i've probably convinced maybe i'd say a normal i mean a reasonable estimation would be
00:51:39
i have convinced six postmates that somebody else is in the other room wow as i turn around
00:51:45
very casually shutting the door okay wow come on you guys it's not sad and everyone like there's not just one person it's you guys I pretend that there's four small
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children all under the age of five okay like you wouldn't hear Danny Elizabeth Michelle
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Carlyle Elizabeth Michelle and Carlyle come and get your one pizza that I feel weird about eating because I was raised in the 80s where people felt free to tell you all about what you look like every goddamn day
00:52:20
Enjoy food or have it. Okay. No. My useless talent is I'm really good at ordering.
00:52:25
Like I am. And you know this from me. It's your passion. It's my passion. I'm fucking great at it.
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If it's like a bunch of us, if it's just two of us, like I am good at being like, here's
00:52:36
what we're getting. Here's what like, and I'll make sure that you're getting what you want.
00:52:39
and I'm getting what I want, but it's like fair. Yeah. And there's plenty of like table items to share.
00:52:45
A little of everything. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really good at that. I'd say it's a useful time.
00:52:50
I know. I wouldn't diminish that because sometimes, especially if you're in a group, you're sitting
00:52:55
there staring at the menu and you're just like, I don't fucking know. Yeah. So I'm also good at the end of the night doing the like, here's how much each person owes
00:53:02
and being the one who like does the thing. But that's good. I just pay for it. But that's a very useful talent too.
00:53:08
Yeah. I guess I don't have any useless talent napping I'm really good at napping I'm really good at
00:53:14
fucking napping and waking up exactly two hours of napping there you go yeah like to the without
00:53:20
a fucking alarm it's like two hours sweet yeah that's it um that's all that needs to be said
00:53:27
truly oh I how about this last one which I just love okay um because I think it's someone who
00:53:34
deserves his due and it is. Mackenzie asks, my friend and I met you in Charlotte,
00:53:41
North Carolina this past weekend and we really enjoyed the music you had playing
00:53:45
during the meet and greet. Who chooses the music? You know who? Vince Averill. He makes us a new mix
00:53:51
every time. Yep. He wants it upbeat and fun. If we're like, we hate that song. It's off by the fucking
00:53:56
next night. Yep. He is, he jams it. It's loud enough so that people can cry and tell us
00:54:02
private things But not so loud that I have a headache. Yeah. He's the music dude.
00:54:08
He gets it. He knows our jam. That's right. And he, because of his music taste, now I like the band The XX because of his good taste.
00:54:15
Right. And also a lot of people have been saying how much they appreciate it. So he takes the photos the people in line give him their camera and then he takes photos of us But he takes a bunch of candid ones beforehand of us just talking and people have been saying how much they appreciate that
00:54:29
They don't even know they're there until they leave. So he does that, and he's really good at it, too.
00:54:32
He's really good in general. He's just a good one. Fuck J. Duplass. I don't need that motherfucker.
00:54:38
He can go to hell. I like how much you don't even want to conjecture about marrying a different person.
00:54:43
It's bad. It's very sweet. Thank you. All right. Well, I think that's it, right?
00:54:47
Yeah. Let's wrap it up. Thanks for listening, guys. We'll have another one of these someday.
00:54:51
So think of a weird question and we'll answer it maybe. Yeah. And thanks to all of you who sent these ones in and gave us stuff to talk about.
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And stay sexy. And don't get murdered. Goodbye. Elvis, do you want a cookie? Big transfer news today.
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