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that's georgia hardstark that's karen kalgera and this is the end of the year the last almost
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second to last day right it's new year's eve eve right that's the one yeah you're all partying
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cuddled up at home i hope yeah i hope you're pre-partying into new year's eve the greatest
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party of the year can you imagine going out on new year's eve these days as an adult human oh
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I sometimes am at a gathering, a very low key gathering where they will have like the Times Square ball drop in the background.
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And I just I immediately stress out. I immediately have to pee. Yeah. I immediately am wearing high heels and a small dress in 40 degree weather.
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Yeah. Like, how did they do it? They're under 30. That's how. They just must be hot.
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Like they just going out into the world must bring them just the greatest of rewards.
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You know what I think it is? I think it's a bunch of people who are newly in love.
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And so they're warmed and excited by that. Like there's no people who have been in seven year relationships at the ball drop that are going down to Times Square on New Year's Eve.
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Exactly. They're not talking shit. I'm in one and it's the fucking best. But hey, but yeah, you don't have to do that anymore.
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Yeah. Also, they can't sell like tickets or anything to that. Do they? Oh, I don't know.
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I bet you can buy like VIP section areas that have like an actual toilet. Because we've all heard of the diaper, that people wear diapers.
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What? Yeah. I haven't heard that. Oh, yeah. Because you have to hang out there for 14 hours to get your spot.
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And so people wear diapers. So they don't. What? Because none of them. Well, that's its own fetish.
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That's people doing that on purpose and using me as an excuse. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah.
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I have to be in Times Square. That's what it is. Yeah. Well, you know, the Times Square TGIF isn't going to let you use their fucking bathroom.
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No, I bet you had they have like four security guards on that bathroom that night.
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Anybody that comes in like with a with a frosty sheen and a red nose, they're like, get the
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hell out. Oh, my God. It was Santa. And you just kick Santa out. Oh, wait. I swear to God.
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I just had, well, yeah, it's the holidays, the holidays here. It's like someone trying to prove they just had boneless wings.
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And a bucket. What are those, like a bucket of like fucking Mai Tai that they all shared around the table?
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Corona minis. I just drank so many Coronas. You have to let me use this bathroom.
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God, that would be, no, no, no. You can't make me. Guess what? No one's going to make you do it this year.
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Please don't. Although I think we've talked about this, but I told you about my friend who is from the East Coast and he used to go watch them fill up the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade floats.
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There's like a big warehouse out by the airport or something. Wouldn't that? That's something I would because it's also like almost like away from the crowd.
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You have to know about it to go see it. And you take a little hit off that helium on the side.
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Hey, man. Hey, man. Can I get a? I love Snoopy. Or whatever. Whichever one you like the best.
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I love Snoopy. That was just me playing the character of myself. It's me. I love Snoopy.
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I really do. Drunk Helium Karen. How about that? Oh, she really doesn't handle things well.
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Amazingly, Drunk Helium Karen is even louder than normal Karen. That's how she defies the odds.
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For partying. Well, we hope you guys are all doing things. Keeping sane. Keeping in therapy Staying healthy Don go to any Don go to any event where you have to wear diapers Or do if that your thing
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Or fine. No kink shaming. Absolutely not. But it's more like what's good, really.
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What feels good to go do that. Don't let us boss you around anymore. Don't. Not anymore.
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Or do, because we're kind of good at it. I mean, I think the diaper advice is solid, but that's up to you and your own individual need.
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Yeah, we would never tell you not to wear the diapers if that's what makes you happy.
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I'm just going to break it down in this way. It's so cold. And then you're wearing a diaper
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filled with frozen pee under your sparkly dress or what have you. That's all I'm saying.
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It doesn't cut a good figure either. The bulky diaper with your what I think low cut jeans are
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in again. Oh, no. But high cut diapers. High cut diapers, low cut jeans. This is
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truly evergreen, this conversation. It really is. This could be used year round. In fact, this is the
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new opening of every single episode we host for 2022. We'll just go in and we'll dub over Easter
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or whatever weird holiday. Don't wear your Easter diapers this year. This is absolutely
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the kind of opening where one of my aunts would dip in and try to test out to see what all the cousins are talking about.
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Oh, this is Karen's podcast. She talks about diapers the whole time. She talked about crime.
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No, I guess it's a real dirty podcast. It's a diaper shaming podcast. Should we do a little update?
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Yeah, let's get into this. Let's move this thing along. You know, getting ready for New Year's
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And they're like, can you guys move on, please? Or what I love is like, what if there's somebody out there that's getting ready and then getting directly into bed?
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Like just after that third layer of mascara, then you just get straight, straight under the covers.
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Honey, I support you in a diaper. Yes, in a diaper. Because they're like, I'm going to sleep through January 31st and 1st.
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I refuse to even fucking open an eye. And so diapers are going to happen. look we're saying there's so many positive sides we support you sleeping through new year's eve
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everything is mostly what we're saying that's what i've been doing for the past week solid
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um all right well real quick on before we get to more stories on the exactly right media our actual
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can you believe it podcast network the great podcast bananas is releasing their live halloween
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episode. Oh, who's the special guest on that episode? I don't know because they recorded it,
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Dynasty Typewriter, and I'm the special guest. Me, Georgia Hardstark. That's right. You got it right.
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So fun. I was out in the world. It was my first live show since quarantine, and it was just like,
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oh, there's so many people here, and they were all in costumes. It was awesome. Perfect. Also,
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did you get any popcorn? No, they didn't. I really love. They serve popcorn there. Oh,
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Oh, shit. Katie Levine, their producer, is in fucking trouble for not offering me popcorn backstage.
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She's like, hey, that's not in my job description. Fuck you. I'm an actual producer.
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She's like, I got you hairspray. Like, I can't get you popcorn. I'm not your assistant. Go to hell.
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What a dream she is. Love that woman. She's so supportive of us. I really appreciate it.
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And then today is the last of our weekly December donations. So this week, we're donating $10,000 to Feeding America. It's a national network of food banks. And we're really happy to be supporting them.
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Yes. And you can actually if you would also like to donate to Feeding America, you can go to their website and find a food bank near you that you can support directly or you can just donate to the organization.
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So check out their website and you can figure out if you would like to make a direct donation or however you'd like to do it.
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If you can, we know a lot of people aren't in that spot right now. And that's the whole idea that we had with this is just being a little like out there with the giving because this is a time where lots of people are in need.
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And so it's a good thing to do. It makes you feel good if you can do it. So why not encourage others?
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That's right. And if you can't afford it, give some blood. That's always an option.
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Or you know what? You can also just kind of try to be a good present person in the world.
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that's also helpful we need that just as much as anything else yeah definitely yeah point oh i'm
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getting real philosophical at the end of this year 2021 we're wrapping this mother down you
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hated this year i think this year was five years everybody does that where it's like it clearly
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time isn't it doesn't change because the year changes but i do think people need this vacation
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and people need a reset. Yes. Well, that's what a new year always brings is like that clarity of
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like, okay, I'm starting from here. I know it's going to end here. And like, let's just make this
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one like somehow more positive than the next. That's the only way you can like get through life.
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Really? Yeah, true. Also, you go, there's, there's a real clarity that comes with standing
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in Times Square peeing in your own pants. I won't let it go. I can't believe you've never heard that before.
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I've never. Oh, I love it. Oh, I'm so glad that I was able to impart that on you because that was
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a real joy to me I mean it makes perfect sense It actually answers It like when I was little and I would watch Gilligan Island and be like why won they show the bathrooms What do they do What do they do They not not going to the bathroom You the only one who interested in where Gilligan
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shits. Essentially. I it's just like they have so many coconut cream pies that I know there must be
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a men's and women's facility. Yeah. Coconut is a diuretic as we all know. I don't know.
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That's true. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is devolved from a place of devol of devulsion.
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It is devolved from there. I am devolved by this episode already. My apologies. I'm doing it.
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I'm the one doing it. This is going to be voted the best episode of our podcast in 2021.
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I can't wait for our words to come out. Then we can vote for ourselves from the awards we created.
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the Exactly Right Podcast Awards. It's just all us. It's the exacties. Yeah, we just nominate ourselves for every category.
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I actually put on a sweater tonight because it's so cold in Los Angeles. Oh. I put a sweater on.
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Look at you. Congratulations. Thanks. Just like my dad would love it. Don't turn the heater on.
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Put a sweater on instead. I am. Don't get me started on that. Okay. Being with married to someone from the Midwest
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who's like, it's not cold. You don't have enough clothes on. But being someone, me from Southern California, who's like, I hate wearing layers and I hate clothes.
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I want to walk around freely in my fucking house. You know, I hear it. It's like I was really upset because I was like, well, I can't wear my house flip flops.
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I have to put a pair of socks on. Absolutely not. No, you get very freedom to wear your diaper and your flip flop whenever and wherever you fucking please.
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And that includes Times Square. That includes Times Square or your very front living room.
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whatever place you desire. Your heart's desire. You going to fire that jacuzzi up yet?
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You know, I had it. We turned it on when Nora was here. There is something about going into a jacuzzi alone that is a little too dark for me this
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holiday season. It definitely feels like the beginning of a horror movie. Yeah. You just sit there staring and then you're, then you just hear like twigs snapping and
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it's not, you know what I mean? It's not as sexy as you'd want it to be. where you're just kind of like, oh, yeah, no, I could have just taken a bath and done this privately.
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That's a good point. Oh, shit. Done this privately. It was great when I lived in the old apartment
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building and I'd go to sit in the jacuzzi and Gus, the jacuzzi cat, would like literally keep watch.
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Like he'd sit next to my head. And if anything came around, I could tell he was like aware of it.
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His head was on a swivel. He was covering your, he had your back. He was my guard jacuzzi cat.
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He was on your six. Is that what it's? Is that about your six? I'm on your six. It's like a Marine.
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It's an army thing. Oh, I thought it was a JLo thing. I didn't get it. It's like, oh, yeah, JLo wrote a song.
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It could also be something about being on your six. I'm not sure. Like being up on your.
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Yeah. Well, we did it. Just fascinating conversation. It's it's point by point, point, counterpoint.
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Guess what I'm going to do to wrap out this year? Oh, fuck. What? I'm going to tell the story of the miracle in the Andes,
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the Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crash. Are you ready? Oh, my God. Is this the soccer one?
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Rugby, yes. Oh, my God. You know this movie scared the shit out of me as a child.
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It horrifying I watched it as what an eight Yeah And I still think about it So this is great I excited Now did you get drawn into it because it was a little bit publicized Like it was kind of heartthrobby movie There were so many cute young actors in it
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A lot of. And so, yeah. Yeah. So everyone's like, oh, let's go see this. True story. It's like really intense. True story. But it's a great movie. It's a fucking great movie.
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If you haven't seen this movie. Alive. Is that what it's called? Yes, it is. It's called Alive.
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Wait a second. Sorry, Stephen. Let me just, I should have looked this up before it just hit me that I should have looked it up.
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What? Just to see who the cast is, because I'm only thinking of Billy Crudup right now, but I don't even know if that's true.
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It is. You're Ethan Hawke. You're Josh Hamilton. You're Vincent Spano. Oh, he's a classic.
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You're. You're. your you've got your your John Malkovich is in it what? I didn't know he was in it
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classic hottie classic hottie John Malkovich oh Josh Lucas he's Josh Lucas oh Dave Cubitt
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looking good Dave Cubitt uh oh sorry the rails and into the diaper I was off by myself looking at my phone and cheering on the cast of a 1993 film.
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Okay. So I was like 12 then. So I was prime ready for hottie hot hots for fucking me.
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You're ready for hottie hot hot. And you kind of thought, oh, is this going to be like the outsiders?
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And then you're like, it's true. It's horrifying. But it is amazing. It's an amazing, wonderful survival story.
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So I'm going to tell it to you now. Please. If you've seen the movie, just wait till you hear the audio.
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Only my version. Okay. No, I'm excited for this. This is great. I haven't seen it since it was in the theater.
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So this will be a fun. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm going to remind you of a couple things.
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Okay. I pre-apologize for, of course, all the mispronouncements of many of the people are from Uruguay.
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And I don't have the natural pronoun. I'll give it a really honest to goodness try.
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Okay. Sources for this from an article in National Geographic by Simon Worrell, an article from History.com by Kieran Mulvaney, an article in Britannica.com by Amy Tickannon.
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And then, of course, the Wikipedia page of Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571. So we are going to start on Thursday, October 12, 1972.
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And an amateur rugby team from Montevideo, Uruguay, the old Christians Club rugby union team is what they're called.
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They board a twin turboprop airplane and they're taking it from Montevideo to Santiago, Chile.
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The rugby club's president, Daniel Wan, has chartered this turboprop airplane. So it's a little and they charted it from the Uruguay Air Force and so that the team could fly to Chile to face off against an English rugby team, the old boys club.
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So there's 40 passengers and five crew members on this flight. So 19 of these passengers are members of the Old Christians Club rugby team.
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And then the remaining seats are taken by the team's physician, Dr. Francisco Nicola, Dr. Nicola's wife, Esther, and then some team family and friends who basically came to support them for this game.
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Okay. 40 is not that tiny. Like I was thinking of a tiny, like, you know, teeny tiny plane.
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Oh, yeah, no. It's chartered from the Air Force. Okay. So it's a decent sized plane.
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Yeah, it's not like a tiny little charter plane. No, I think the name Turbo Prop is misleading.
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Yeah. Because it makes you think of like a little Cessna that has 12 people in it or something.
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Yeah, yeah. Pretty big. Okay. So one friend had to cancel last minute. So they gave a seat away to a woman named Graziella Mariana, who was traveling to Santiago for her oldest daughter's wedding.
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Oh. So she just kind of there. Pitching her ride. You know, because she got the chance to travel.
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Yeah. So the pilot, Colonel Julio Cesar Ferradas, is an experienced Air Force pilot with over 5,000 flight hours and 29 passages over the Andes Mountains.
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So he has experience. This isn't like his first time. He's overseeing the flight.
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And he's also training his co-pilot, Lieutenant Colonel Dante Hector Lagurara. Okay.
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So they take off and they're on their way. And then a storm rolls in over the Andes Mountains, like mid-flight.
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And they actually have to make an emergency landing in Mendoza, Argentina, because the conditions are so bad up ahead.
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So they spend the night, the crew and the passengers spend the night in Mendoza to wait out the storm.
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And by morning, the conditions are still rough. They wait a few more hours, and then they finally decide to depart again at 2.18 on Friday, October 13, 1972.
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to. Okay. So technically there's a straight path westward from Mendoza to Santiago, and it's about
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120 miles. And if they travel along this path, that requires that the plane has to fly 25,000
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to 26,000 feet to clear that section of the Andes. And this plane can go as high as 28,000 feet,
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but that's the maximum. And it has a full flight with lots of heavy gear, luggage, people on board,
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So basically, it's too dangerous for them to just fly directly over the Andes. So the pilots decide instead to take a U-shaped route that dips to the south before going west again.
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And although it extends the trip 370 miles, that's only an extra 90 minutes. And then they're much safer because they're only flying at 18,000 feet.
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So they're basically going around the mountain instead of over. Yes, exactly. So they basically are going, they're going out of their way so they don't have to just go straight over.
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Got it. So when they finally do start to pass over the mountain range, the co-pilot Lagarara radios air traffic control to let them know that they should reach this place called Planchon Pass by 321.
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This is the point over the Andes where air traffic control in Mendoza hands off their flight tracking duties to air traffic control in Santiago.
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So the skies are cloudy up in the mountains at Planchon Pass. So the pilots depend on radio navigation to determine where they are.
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So basically they have to do this all by radio signal. So at 321, La Guerrera radios air traffic control telling them they've just gotten through the Planchon Pass.
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And then the distance from there to Curico, which is the nearest radio beacon, is roughly around 40 miles.
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It should take them about 11 minutes. But the pilot radios traffic control telling them that they plan to reach Curico in about one minute.
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So at around 324, three minutes after crossing the pass, Ligarara radios air traffic control again, saying that they're now turning north and are requesting permission to start their descent.
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And that descent is authorized. So the plane dips down from 18,000 feet to 11,500 feet. But what both the pilots of this plane and air traffic control don't realize is the plane has not yet cleared the Andes. So they don't they don't know where they actually are. They're off.
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They're pre, okay, got it. Yeah. So they think they've cleared it and they haven't even come up to it yet.
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So they are now descending too soon. So as the plane descends, the passengers begin to feel heavy turbulence because in reality,
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they're getting really close to the mountains, which is, you know, creates the turbulence.
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The rugby players start joking about the turbulence. They're tossing rugby balls around.
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They're making up songs about it, you know, kind of trying to be macho and brave.
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But then a couple players look out the window and they see that they are much closer to the mountains than they should be.
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Then the plane all of a sudden takes a steep climb until it's practically vertical.
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It's time to go straight up in the air because the pilots have realized that they don't actually know where they are and they're too close to the mountains.
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And it begins to stall and shake. The plane's ground collision alarm starts going off.
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The pilots throw the plane into maximum power, hoping that they can pull upwards and away from the mountains in time.
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The nose of the plane makes it up and over the ridge, but the tail does not clear it.
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And at 3.34 p.m., the tail of the plane clips the ridge and basically begins the plane crash.
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But it's not just the tail. Then the plane's right wing slams into the mountainside and is ripped off the plane entirely and taking what's left of the plane's tail and the entire back of the fuselage with it.
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So that includes the vertical stabilizer, the baggage hold, the galley and two rows of seats from the back of the cabin.
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Oh, no. Yeah. So this is basically a really horrifying beginning of this plane crash.
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So immediately three rugby players, Gaston, Costa Male, Alejeo, Aonie, and Guido Magri, as well as the navigator, Ramon Martinez, and flight attendant Joaquin Ramirez are all immediately killed.
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Seconds later, a mountain on the other side of the plane rips the left wing off.
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two more passengers daniel shaw and carlos valetta they fall out of the back of the plane
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so basically the back of the plane is a gaping open hole i remember this from the movie as the
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fuselage descends it's horrifying just having fucking flashbacks yeah the plane drops from the
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sky and basically lands on the mountain face and then it begins sliding for about 2400 feet
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And then when it hits a snowbank, it stops, but the impact crushes the cockpit, killing the pilot, Verratas.
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And it also loosens several seats from the ground in the cabin. And it sends four passengers flying to the front of the plane and killing them.
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Their team physician, Dr. Francisco Nicola, his wife, Esther, Eugenia Parado, who's a rugby player's mom, and Fernando Vasquez, who's a friend of the team.
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Oh, God. Yeah. So the co-pilot, Lagarara, is badly injured, but he's still alive in the cockpit.
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And he actually begs one of the survivors to shoot him and put him out of his misery.
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But the passenger can't bring himself to do it. And Lagarara ends up passing away from his injuries later that night.
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So it's just chaos. It's chaos, but it's also carnage. It's horrifying. Okay. So in the immediate aftermath, 12 passengers have been killed, leaving 33 survivors stranded on a glacier 12,000 feet up in the frozen Andes Mountains right along the Argentina-Chile border.
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So there are two players that are on this flight, Roberto Canessa and his friend Gustavo Zurbino.
00:29:41
Not only have they survived with minimal injuries but they both first year medical students Yeah So they quickly tend to every survivor that they can get to prioritizing those with the most severe injuries and patching
00:29:55
people up as best they can. So that alone is a miracle. There are two, like basically doctors
00:30:01
in training on this flight. Cause I was going to say how, I mean, a double whammy, it is that the
00:30:05
physician died because yes he could have helped so many people right right so we've got some
00:30:13
physicians in training so they actually roberto and gustavo end up removing a piece of metal from
00:30:19
the stomach of one of their teammates named enrico platero um and they actually have to remove some
00:30:26
of his intestine along with it but they end up being able to like do this impromptu surgery
00:30:32
and keep him alive. So they execute it and they patch him up and he survives. Yeah.
00:30:40
Another teammate, Arturo Nogriera, suffers from two broken legs and Roberto and Gustavo
00:30:46
stabilize those brakes as best they can. But basically Arturo is rendered immobile on the glacier because they just have nothing
00:30:54
to work with. Several of the passengers, both teammates and family members and friends, suffer compound
00:31:01
fractures. The young medical students do their best to patch up those and protect them from
00:31:06
infection. But none of the people with compound fractures ends up living for very much longer.
00:31:12
After the first night on the glacier, another five people die. The co-pilot Lieutenant Colonel
00:31:18
Dante Hector Lagoera, Francisco Abel, Graziella Mariani, who is the woman who was traveling to her
00:31:25
daughter's wedding. Yeah. And Felipe Macariane and Julio Martinez Lamas. But despite these tragic
00:31:34
losses, there's one recovery that appears to be the biggest miracle of them all. Teammate Nando
00:31:40
Parado was hit in the head during the crash and he got a skull fracture that put him into a coma.
00:31:47
He remains unconscious for three days, but when he finally awakes, he actually is okay physically.
00:31:55
Holy shit. He just wakes back up. But sadly, after he comes to, he learns that his mother has died in the crash. His sister, Susanna Parado, who's only 19 years old, who is also aboard the flight, is alive when Nando wakes, but she's suffering from a terrible injury of her own. And she will end up actually passing away on day eight.
00:32:17
So it's really horrible because there's it's then becomes like triage inside of this crashed fuselage where they're already in snow.
00:32:26
Like it's a horrible situation. So when air traffic control realizes that they've lost contact with the rugby team's plane, they immediately seek help from the Chilean Air Search and Rescue Service, which are called SARS, unfortunately.
00:32:41
But let's give them this. So for this, they're SARS. Using the last radio signal sent out, the rescue team pinpoints an area where the plane most likely crashed in one of the most remote and difficult to access regions of the Andes.
00:32:56
Oh, perfect. Yeah. So knowing they're going to need more help, SARS immediately reaches out to the Andes rescue group of Chile.
00:33:05
So no one does any of that dumb bullshit that we hear about a lot of like, oh, we'll handle this or this is our thing.
00:33:11
They're immediately like, it's about the rescue and it's about getting people out.
00:33:15
So these agencies team up to scour the area to search for the wreckage. But the plane is white, which makes it virtually impossible to spot in the snow from the air.
00:33:28
Fuck. Right? I never even thought about that when I watched the movie. It's a what obviously as many planes are, it's a white plane.
00:33:37
So they search well into the night and into the next day. So that next morning, which is now October 14th, 1972, the survivors can see the search planes flying overhead.
00:33:49
Thinking quickly, one of the survivors finds a passenger's lipstick and goes up onto the top of the fuselage and tries to write SOS in big letters.
00:33:59
Right. But then realizes they don't have nearly enough lipstick to finish the actual letters SOS or make it big enough for anyone to see as they go by.
00:34:08
three rescue planes pass over right over the crash and don't see it the search goes on like
00:34:15
that for eight days but after 142 hours of searching the rescue team has to call it quits
00:34:23
the frozen conditions the high altitude and the unforgiving terrain of the andes
00:34:28
leave the search parties doubtful that anyone even would have survived the impact or could
00:34:33
continue on surviving days later, even if they did survive the initial hit. So the search officially
00:34:40
ends on October 21st, 1972. Now the rescuers only hope is that by summer, which is December,
00:34:48
because we're in the Southern hemisphere, the snow will have melted enough for them to recover
00:34:52
the victims' bodies. So that's the best they're hoping for. But little do these rescue officials
00:34:58
know there are 28 survivors left on the glacier and it as you know if you've seen this movie
00:35:04
they have an unwavering will to live hell yeah so most of the survivors have never even seen snow
00:35:11
and now they're facing temperatures as low as minus 22 degrees fahrenheit i didn't even think
00:35:17
about that they're from fucking chile and argentina like of course yes oh yeah it's like it yeah oh my
00:35:24
It's like being from Orange County and then being like, now you're crashed in Tahoe.
00:35:29
Good luck. Good luck with your flip flops. Try to figure this shit out. Oh, my God.
00:35:37
Yeah. So and it so cold It insane So they make a shelter out of what left of the fuselage They all cram together inside the cabin the first night which is actually only an eight by ten foot area that they all have to get into
00:35:54
Yeah. And the whole back of the plane is ripped off, which leaves them exposed to the whipping winds of the mountains.
00:36:00
So they have to use luggage, broken seats and other random bits of debris to make a wall to insulate the fuselage better.
00:36:08
Then they realize they're going to need water. So player Fito Strouch comes up with the brilliant idea of ripping the aluminum paneling from the underside of the plane seats and using it to reflect sunlight down to melt the snow.
00:36:23
So they set up this whole system where basically they put out empty wine bottles to catch this melting snow that's coming off of these strips of aluminum.
00:36:34
And even though it doesn't produce water very quickly, it is a perfect plan just to set up and keep them hydrated and, you know, just one more thing to keep them alive.
00:36:43
Yeah. They also tear apart the plane seats and they use wool for blankets. They strip the insulation from parts of the galley and make sleeping bags out of it.
00:36:53
And they use pieces of the plastic screen from the cockpit to make themselves sunglasses so that they don't go snow blind.
00:37:00
Oh, snow blind. Isn't that smart? Yeah. They even discover that if they need to urinate after the sun goes down, it's better to do it inside one of the rugby balls to prevent having their pee immediately freeze to themselves.
00:37:14
So if they go outside, that's all that's going to happen. Yeah. Like midstream? I guess.
00:37:21
I mean, if it's minus 22. Yeah. Haven't you ever heard of like when you live in Chicago and it gets really cold in the winter, your snot freezes?
00:37:29
No. No. I had people warn me about that when I moved to Chicago. And thank God the year that I lived there, it was like a mild winter.
00:37:39
Yeah. And so I never experienced that because it never got that cold. I think it has to be like 10 or zero or something.
00:37:48
But yeah. That never crossed my mind. I've been in like cute snow never in like real yes sunny snow that you're like immediately you go
00:37:57
inside and sit by a fire right yeah not serious no no as Roberto Canessa would later joke you get
00:38:04
very smart when you're dying oh so they had to they basically are having to outsmart things
00:38:08
they've never even thought about before so as we know we who have seen the movie
00:38:15
Mm hmm. This the group of survivors is faced with a severe lack of food. So the only food left in the plane after the crash are eight chocolate bars, a tin of mussels, a small assortment of.
00:38:29
Karen, you're disgusted. So bummed. I feel like you can have mine. Plane crash. Tell them I was a good person. You can have my mussels.
00:38:39
OK, tin of mussels. Go on. A small assortment of nuts and dried fruits. Nando Parado describes the extreme rationing that he had to restrict himself to within the first three days after waking from his coma, surviving on just one chocolate covered peanut.
00:38:56
So this is what he says. On the first day, I slowly suck the chocolate off the peanut.
00:39:01
On the second day, I suck gently on the peanut for hours, allowing myself only a tiny nibble now and then.
00:39:08
I did the same thing on the third day. and when I finally nibbled the peanut down to nothing,
00:39:13
there was no food left at all. Fuck. Yeah. So as the days wear on, their hunger grows so intense
00:39:22
that they make an impossible decision. They agree that to survive, they will have to eat the flesh of the dead passengers.
00:39:31
Oof. Yep. Some take longer to come around to this idea than others, of course, But ultimately, the desire to live outweighs the mental and emotional hurdles that they all have about eating human flesh.
00:39:46
The survivors decide that their friends would want them to consume whatever protein and fat they could to stay alive, which is absolutely true.
00:39:53
Eat me. If I ever fucking, if you, me, and Steven and Vince are on a plane. On a Tina?
00:40:01
On a Uruguayan Air Force plane? Yeah, you're welcome to it. Well, also, it's just that it's it's just for the person that has to do it.
00:40:10
But it is like, yes, if you've already died, you'd be like, please do whatever you can to live.
00:40:16
I'm on the donor list for a reason. Yeah. Hell yeah. OK, the survivors then make a pact amongst themselves that if they too die, that they would be happy to put their bodies to the service of the rest of the team.
00:40:28
So they all are basically like, look, we have no choice. We have to do this and this and you can do it for me.
00:40:34
And we'll, you know, that's like the idea. Love it. So because of his medical training, Roberto Canessa takes it upon himself to cut the strips of meat from the bodies.
00:40:45
Yeah, horrifying. So on day 11, October 24th, some of the remaining 27 survivors find a small transistor radio stuck between the plane seats.
00:40:56
So there's a tech savvy rugby team member named Roy Harley, and he figures out how to make an antenna out of some of the electrical cable that's from the plane crash.
00:41:06
So even if they can't use the radio to communicate with anybody, they can at least tune into the reports being broadcast to the outside world.
00:41:15
Whoa, that's got to kind of suck to be like, I just want to talk to you. And all I can hear is fucking Peggy Soup.
00:41:23
Some easy listening. Yeah. I don't know. So when Roy finally gets the radio to work, they manage to tune into a news report about the crash.
00:41:34
Oh. And the news they hear isn't good. They find out that the search was officially called off three days earlier Bummer So of course the group falls into deep despair Their hopes of being rescued are now dashed
00:41:48
But in that moment, player Gustavo Nikolic shouts, Hey, boys, there's some good news.
00:41:54
We just heard on the radio they've called off the search. And then everyone gets super pissed at Gustavo.
00:42:00
And they're like, what the fuck are you talking about? That's not good news. And he goes, it is because it means we're going to get out of here on our own.
00:42:09
Wow, Gustavo. This is a fucking positive person. This is like, come on, everybody, buckle down.
00:42:16
We've got to get serious. So for the next few days, the survivors discuss venturing out to get help.
00:42:22
They remember that the co-pilot mentioned them being close to Curaco. And they figured that if that's true, then the Chilean countryside should only be a few miles to the west.
00:42:33
In reality, it's more like 55 miles to the east. But they had a theory and they were trying to go with it.
00:42:40
So some of the group had tried venturing away from the plane in the early days of the crash.
00:42:45
But the dehydration, the altitude sickness, bitter cold nights with no shelter sent them back to the fuselage.
00:42:52
Yeah. traveling a far distance in that terrain seems next to impossible to all of them but still
00:42:58
they keep discussing how they might be able to make it work and then it's october 29th
00:43:07
around midnight all the survivors are asleep in the fuselage and a fucking avalanche hits that's
00:43:14
right it's so disturbing and upsetting in the movie it's like are you kidding me yeah they were
00:43:21
just getting like their water set up and they're, you know, actually eating something and not,
00:43:27
you know, so horrifying. The snow piles not only on top of the aircraft, but inside it,
00:43:33
filling the only shelter with so much snow that all the space that remains is a roughly three
00:43:39
foot gap between the snow and the ceiling, all the way down the length of the remaining fuselage.
00:43:45
Eight of the 27 survivors die immediately, including Marcelo Perez, the rugby team captain and the group's de facto leader, as well as Liliana Methol, who'd become a mother figure for the boys.
00:43:59
And the other six victims are Enrique Platero, Daniel Maspons, Juan Menendez, Diego Storm, Carlos Roque, and Gustavo Nicolik.
00:44:12
The one who yelled, we're going to get out of here on our own. The remaining 19 survivors are now trapped inside the fuselage and the oxygen is running out.
00:44:23
So Nando finds a metal pole and he manages to poke a hole through the ceiling of the plane up through the snow and getting them air to breathe.
00:44:32
It takes them two days to tunnel out of the fuselage. Holy shit. But as soon as they break free, a blizzard hits.
00:44:42
No! I mean, fucking it ravages the glacier and forces everyone back inside the fuselage and they're trapped once again.
00:44:51
And so once again, they start talking about the idea of a group going down the mountainside to try to go get help.
00:44:59
Like that they just can't stay here anymore. So most of the group is reluctant to go.
00:45:04
But four of the players volunteer. Nando Parado, Roberto Canessa, Numa Tercati, and Antonio Vizintin.
00:45:13
So the rest of the group gives these guys larger food rations and the warmest clothing.
00:45:19
They spend a full week resting to save their energy for the trek. And when they finally venture out, they think they should be heading west.
00:45:28
But there's a mountain. There's basically a whole mountainside in their way. So they first head east, hoping that the trail will kind of loop them back around West Bird.
00:45:37
So they'll be going in the direction that they believe Curieco is. After a mile of walking, the guys then come upon the tail of the plane.
00:45:48
And inside they find more food. So they find a box of chocolates, three meat patties and rum.
00:45:55
Yes, it's a feast. They also find extra clothes. they find some medicine and they even find a few comic books. So they spend their first night
00:46:04
sheltered in the tail of the plane, building a fire and reading comic books to keep their spirits
00:46:08
up. Oh, thank fucking God. I know for real. But then when they venture out the next day,
00:46:14
they spend their first night sleeping outdoors and they nearly freeze to death. Yeah. The daily
00:46:19
temperatures are getting higher because summer is approaching, but the night temperatures still dip
00:46:24
well below freezing and they realize they won't be able to survive another night without shelter.
00:46:28
So they decide to head back to the airplane tail. And there they find batteries that they think could be used to power that two-way radio that's back at the fuselage. And they figured they should bring those batteries back and then try to power the radio and try to call for help because this idea of them just walking isn't going to work.
00:46:50
Yeah. So then they realize the batteries are too heavy to lug back with them. So they hike back to the fuselage and then they take the two way radio down to the tail part. And they also take Roy Harley, who's the tech savvy player. He tries to connect the batteries to the radio. It doesn't work. They all head back to the fuselage to regroup and make up a new plan.
00:47:14
So two weeks later on November 15th, Arturo Noguera dies. And three days after that, Rafael Echeverrin also dies.
00:47:26
Both of them had infected wounds that had developed gangrene. So basically they die, you know, after horrible infections.
00:47:36
By December 11th, which is day 60, On the glacier. No. Numa Turkati dies of starvation.
00:47:46
Numa was unable to eat human flesh, couldn't do it. And his weight had dropped to just 55 pounds.
00:47:55
Oh, my God. Yeah. Horrible. What a horrible. So it's clear to the survivors that without another attempt at walking towards civilization, they're all going to die on the mountain.
00:48:05
So they need to find a way to sleep through the night without shelter. Their answer comes in a form of quilted bats of insulation that they are able to take from the plane's tail and they sew them together and then double them over and they make one huge sleeping bag that three guys can get into.
00:48:25
So they basically sleep wrapped together through the freezing night. Yeah, man. Body heat.
00:48:31
You gotta fucking happen. Yeah, exactly. So on December 12, 1972, Nando convinces Roberta Canessa and Antonio Vizintin to venture back out with him again.
00:48:42
The guys spend a few days climbing up the mountain, thinking the Chilean countryside will be just over the peak.
00:48:48
They bicker over the best way to go. They endure blustery winds and they manage virtually impossible climbs.
00:48:55
But once they're at the top, all they can see is more icy mountains in every direction.
00:49:01
Oh. So when they're looking, Nando spots two peaks off in the distance in the west that do not have snow on them.
00:49:10
And he figures there must be civilization in that direction. The only problem is it's going to take them much longer to get there than they thought it would.
00:49:18
So they decide to send Antonio back to the fuselage so that they only have to split the remaining food rations between the two of them.
00:49:25
so because the journey back is all downhill Antonio sleds down the mountainside using a
00:49:34
seat cushion from the plane and the path that took them days to climb only takes an hour for
00:49:41
Antonio to slide back down holy shit so he just I mean that would be the weirdest feeling because
00:49:48
in the midst of horror and like these nightmarish conditions suddenly you're on the most fun ride
00:49:55
for an hour. Totally. Just kind of sliding your way back down. But how disappointing to you to be like,
00:50:00
we just risked our lives for a couple days and that took, it was nothing. It was nothing.
00:50:07
Yeah. Okay. So as Nando and Roberto continue their journey, Nando says, quote, we may be walking to our deaths,
00:50:16
but I would rather walk to meet my death than wait for it to come to me. Yeah. So it takes several more days,
00:50:22
But Nando and Roberto managed to hike all the way down into the valley that Nando spotted from that mountain peak.
00:50:29
Then once they're down there, they see the San Jose River, which is always a great sign in any of these like wilderness horror stories.
00:50:40
You find yourself a river. You are halfway home. Yeah, that is that's the dream.
00:50:44
So they find this river and they just walk along it and it eventually brings them to the snow line.
00:50:50
And that's where they finally see signs of human life, which is abandoned camping gear and grazing cows.
00:50:58
Now they know they're at least near somewhere, someone somewhere. On their ninth day of travels, they stop next to a river.
00:51:06
They're completely spent. They can't hike anymore. So they decide to stop and build a fire and basically set up for the night.
00:51:14
But as they do, across the river, they suddenly spot three men on horseback. So they start shouting to the men for help.
00:51:23
But the river's roar is so loud that the men can't hear them. God damn it. But then they spot Nando and Roberto.
00:51:33
And they manage to communicate to them that they're coming back tomorrow. Okay. So, you know, over the roaring river, they basically, with a bunch of gestures, are like, we'll be back.
00:51:44
We'll be back. Okay. And they do. They come back the next day. Only this time they've come prepared.
00:51:49
They have a pencil and paper tied to a rock and they throw it across the river to Nando and Roberto.
00:51:56
So the guys write a note saying they survived a plane crash up in the Andes, that they're incredibly weak.
00:52:04
They need help. And that there are 14 others that still remain up at the crash site.
00:52:09
They throw the rock back over the river. And one of the men on the other side, who's a mule tier, which is a person who transports goods via pack mule.
00:52:19
And his name is Sergio Catalan. He reads the note aloud to his companions. And he'd heard about the plane crash.
00:52:26
And none of them can believe that anyone could have survived not only the plane crash, but then all that time.
00:52:33
Yeah. Way up in the peaks in the Andes. so guys Sergio Catalan and his and his two compatriots they ride for 10 hours by horseback
00:52:44
to get help at the nearest village which is Puente Negro in Chile there they go to the police and
00:52:51
the police contact the Chilean army so Roberto and Nando are later brought by horseback to Carrico
00:52:59
and they're fed and given the chance to rest before being questioned by army officials they
00:53:04
tell the officials where the rest of the group is stranded. They point to the location on a map.
00:53:09
They figure out that it took them 10 days to hike 24 miles and both of them had lost almost half
00:53:16
their body weight. Oh my God. Yeah. So they made it out of there like in the nick of time.
00:53:22
On December 22nd, 1972, the Chilean Air Force sends in three helicopters to rescue the remaining
00:53:30
14 survivors But because of space and weight restrictions and because the fuselage is in such an inaccessible spot they have to break up the rescue into two day shifts No
00:53:42
So, yes. So on this first day, they pull the first seven people out. Four of the emergency personnel then spend the night in the fuselage with the remaining survivors until the helicopters can come back the next day and finally bring the remaining seven survivors home.
00:54:00
What a bummer to be one of those fucking second tier. You'd just be like, no, I think I have to go now.
00:54:07
I think I need to be on this first flight out. Definitely. So in all, of the 45 people that took that flight that day, only 16 survived the 72 days that is over two months trapped in the Andes Mountains.
00:54:25
Yeah. News outlets all over the world cover the story, of course. But when the survivors reveal that they had to eat some of the deceased to survive, they are met with negative, a negative response.
00:54:39
But when the survivors meet with and talk to the families of the deceased, the families are compassionate and their understanding about the impossible position that these survivors were put in.
00:54:50
Yeah. So no one, no one that's close to the situation judged them or had anything negative to say.
00:54:58
Right. That's just all the people that are sitting warm and cozy in their homes, never having risked anything in their lives.
00:55:05
Yeah. And knowing that, like, the survivors would have done it for the deceased if it had been on the other, you know, or like would have been OK with it.
00:55:13
It's like, yeah. Yes. No one wants to do that. No, clearly it's outrageous to pretend like you stand against it as if they in any way liked that.
00:55:25
Enjoy. It's just so obnoxious. So tabloid. So, OK. Authorities have to wait for the snow to melt on the mountain to recover the people that were lost.
00:55:37
The victims' families agree to a mass burial near the crash site. The wreckage is then burned down to its metal frame.
00:55:46
And every year, the remaining survivors try to get together on December 22nd to honor their experience and commemorate those who were lost.
00:55:54
As for Roberto Canessa, he went on to be one of Uruguay's top pediatric cardiologists.
00:56:01
He says he's grateful to be alive and that his experience taught him to do something positive every day and to strive to be better than he was the day before.
00:56:09
He tells National Geographic, quote, every day when I look at myself in the mirror, I thank God the same old jerk is staring back at me.
00:56:18
Oh, and that's the unbelievable story of the miracle in the Andes, the survivors of the crash of Uruguayan flight 571.
00:56:28
Holy shit. I'm freezing now, by the way. I like said, right? So cold. It's unbelievable.
00:56:34
That's why I had to put a sweater on. Oh, my God. Just the idea of it. Hold on. I'm like literally, I genuinely hate being cold.
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Great job. That was... Thank you. That was upsetting. Yeah. In a good way. Like you did great.
00:58:47
Right? Yeah. You can overcome anything if those guys got themselves out of the Andes.
00:58:52
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00:59:11
So this is the story of their roaring 20s tabloid darling, the bobbed haired bandit.
00:59:17
Ooh. Old timey. Well, 1920s timey. Yeah, it's pretty old. Yeah. 100 years. Oh, my God.
00:59:24
You're fucking right. Jesus. Wow. Okay. So the article in Atlas Obscura was by Lauren Young There also a New York Times Daily News article by Mara Boveson an article on a blog called Jackie O but it J by Jackie Jackson
00:59:42
an article in ephemeral New York, and a blog post article on fish rap by Terea Galloway,
00:59:50
floridahistorynetwork.com, a New York Times article by Stephen Duncombe and Andrew Mattson,
00:59:56
And they also wrote a book called The Bob-Haired Bandit, the two of them. So 1920s, Karen, let me tell you a little about it in the U.S.
01:00:04
Okay. I know you've forgotten so much about it. I'd love to hear it. It was a great time.
01:00:09
It was a great time for all of us. Economic prosperity, post-World War I partying, referred to as the Roaring Twenties or the
01:00:17
Jazz Age, societal and cultural changes were challenging that old Victorian, you know,
01:00:24
proper style of both societal norms and fashion. The 1920s is recognized as the decade in which
01:00:31
fashion entered the modern era, women began wearing more comfortable clothes, like shorter
01:00:36
skirts, and even trousers, abandoning the more restricting styles that have been worn in the past.
01:00:42
And they also began taking on more, quote, masculine activities like sports, they entered the workplace in large numbers. And so the style of clothing evolved along with the
01:00:54
women's more active lives. So kneeling skirts and dresses became socially acceptable, as did
01:01:01
smoking cigarettes. And of course, as you can see on my head, a bobbed haircut. And of course,
01:01:08
this is a stark contrast to the proper Victorian style of beautiful long tresses and buns and shit.
01:01:14
Of course, women got the right to vote in 1920, thanks to the women's suffrage movement and
01:01:20
prohibition in the U.S. began in January of 1919. The ban on alcohol helped usher in the age of
01:01:26
bootlegging and gangs, ruthlessly taking over lots of crimes and a feeling of lawlessness in many
01:01:33
cities. Lauren Young from Atlas Obscura said, quote, the era of prohibition in the early 20th
01:01:39
century was a period marked by poverty, deep schisms in social class, gangs and high crime
01:01:45
rates. And of course, we've all heard of the famous men of the time who robbed banks, but
01:01:51
took everyone by surprise when a female robber started holding up spots around Brooklyn with
01:01:58
what was dubbed as her quote, baby automatic in tow. The first robbery took place on January 5th,
01:02:05
1924 at Thomas Ralston grocery in the Park Slope neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York.
01:02:11
when a petite, pretty young woman ordered a dozen eggs from the shop's clerk. As he's preparing the order, the woman, who's well-dressed in a sealskin coat,
01:02:22
a beaded gray dress and black shoes and nylon, suddenly pulls out her 25 automatic pistol from her fur coat
01:02:30
and yells for the clerk to stick them up quick. Her accomplice kind of is standing towards the back of the store,
01:02:37
but he's an intimidatingly tall for the time, six feet tall man. He's got two guns drawn, stands there quietly.
01:02:45
He's kind of just there as the muscle. The woman is in charge of the operation and she gets away with a total of $680.
01:02:52
And the man drives her off quickly in a getaway card. Hot. Hot. $680. And today's money is?
01:03:01
$2,800. Mm-mm. One more guess. $680 in 1924. Oh, $10,000? $11,000. good job oh right thanks for giving me a second yeah i knew you knew it uh now at the time of
01:03:20
course women were involved in some criminal activity but it was more like as the accomplice
01:03:24
of the dude like they'd hide a gun for him or they'd give him an alibi and so this woman soon
01:03:31
dubbed the bob-haired bandit was new and super exciting for new york city especially at a time
01:03:36
where like journalism was all about tabloids and front page splashy bullshit. The story of this brazen woman who was seemingly easily able to evade police fascinated the public
01:03:48
and everyone wondered who this badass could be. But the truth was actually much more humble.
01:03:54
In reality, the bobbed haired bandit Celia Cooney was just trying to feed her struggling family.
01:04:00
So Celia was born in 1904 in a New York City basement apartment. and she and her eight older siblings lived in poverty and were neglected by their parents who
01:04:11
had no education. With a father who drank heavily and didn't earn enough to feed the family,
01:04:17
the children were sent out to beg in the streets and they were eventually placed in the care of an
01:04:21
aunt. In 1919, at the age of 16, Cecilia left the family and got a job as a laundry worker.
01:04:28
And then in 1923, at the age of 20, married the tall, super hot Ed Cooney, a 25-year-old auto repairman.
01:04:38
Yes, Ed. What's up, tall guy? Just standing behind his woman. Yeah. Doing her bidding.
01:04:44
Yeah, like you be in charge. I'll get the getaway car. I'll handle this back door.
01:04:49
Right. I'll just be tall when everyone else is short and handsome. He was hot. Yeah.
01:04:55
They were very happy together, but unable to afford more than the basics to survive.
01:05:00
They lived in a small room in Bedford, which is now Bed-Stuy in Brooklyn. And Celia became pregnant and kind of got worked up because she dreamed of providing
01:05:11
her small family with more than what she had endured as a child. And at the time, you know, you saw this like highfalutin life in magazines and shop windows
01:05:22
and in movies. so the people who were working class who couldn't afford that kind of thing,
01:05:26
you know on their salary kind of had to go without but dreamed of a bigger life And Celia did too Still happening to this day Oh yeah Yeah So Celia and Ed start to devise a plan With Ed access to a gun and a getaway car
01:05:42
they decide to rob a grocery store. And after that first robbery, when they got away with
01:05:47
22 times Ed's weekly wage as a welder, 22 times, with which the couple used to leave their single
01:05:55
room residence and rent a two-story frame house in Brooklyn, and they also filled it
01:06:00
with pricey furniture, they knew they had to continue their crime spree. They're like, hey, it worked.
01:06:08
And that's when the lazy boy was invented. Their next two robberies at an A&P and a Bohac, which I had to look up to make sure
01:06:20
were small grocery stores. And they were. They netted only about $365. Then they started getting tons of media attention. You know,
01:06:29
everyone was fascinated by this petite woman who was robbing fucking stores. But the press was both
01:06:35
positive and negative, depending on where you stood regarding women's rights. So they kind of
01:06:40
people would kind of use it to prove their point. At the time, the term flapper, you know, had a
01:06:46
risque dress signature bobbed hair was used to describe any free spirited young woman who
01:06:52
challenge social norms. And so the bob-haired bandit was a perfect poster woman for this kind
01:06:59
of new liberated woman. See what they do when you let them vote? See what they do when you let them
01:07:05
smoke? Exactly. See what they do when you let them ride a bike. And let them cut their hair.
01:07:10
Andrew Mattson, the co-author of the bob-haired bandit book, said, quote, she became such a big
01:07:16
sensation in the papers because she was the woman with a gun driving a fast car. And that was
01:07:20
exciting. It was titillating. Both for those who saw her as an example of female empowerment and
01:07:27
those who used her as an example of what was wrong with the modern woman and her newfound
01:07:32
independence. Stephen Duncombe, the other co-author of the book, said, quote, how Celia was portrayed
01:07:39
had less to do with her and more to do with the presumed biases of the audience of the papers
01:07:43
and the editors and reporters' attitudes about gender. As the couple's crime spree continued,
01:07:50
targeting mostly smaller businesses like drugstores and little grocery markets in Brooklyn.
01:07:57
In a similar fashion as their first robbery, their media coverage expanded. As the public ate up the story, casting the, quote, girl bandit as a Lady Robin Hood,
01:08:07
and the story was blasted on the front pages of the papers. Meanwhile, the NYPD police commissioner, Richard Enright, was ridiculed and chided for his inability to catch the bandit,
01:08:19
let alone a female one. Oh, because she's a girl. She's a girl and your ego hurts.
01:08:26
So he's super embarrassed and he made catching the bobbed-haired bandit his top priority,
01:08:32
stepping up his efforts to catch her and what they called her, quote, tall companion.
01:08:37
It's up ahead. It was called the bobbed-haired bandit and her tall companion. So they put together,
01:08:44
it was like 200 detectives and even gave the detectives the go-ahead to shoot on sight.
01:08:50
Oh, shit. Yeah, even though they had never harmed anyone, they just stuck them up.
01:08:53
Yeah, but they don't care about that. No. So he puts up roadblocks and tells his officers to stop and question
01:09:00
any woman who had bobbed hair that seemed, quote, suspicious. Jesus. Uh-huh, and arrest if need be.
01:09:08
In fact, author F. Scott Fitzgerald said that his wife, the famous Zelda Fitzgerald,
01:09:14
who, of course, had that awesome flopper style, and also had the audacity to drive a car, which made her suspicious that she got stopped on the
01:09:22
Queensborough Bridge in Queens and accused of being the bandit herself. Yeah. On January 14th,
01:09:30
the police commissioner, Enright, announces that he had caught bandit, claiming it was this 23-year-old
01:09:36
actress named Helen Quigley. She gets held in custody for a month and a half, but it's not
01:09:42
fucking her she's not the bandit obviously celia is so celia goes and holds up a drug store
01:09:48
gets away with 50 but leaves a note at the drug store for the police commissioner telling them
01:09:55
they had the wrong girl and in part it read quote you dirty fish peddling bums leave this innocent
01:10:01
girl alone and get the right ones which is nobody else but us we defy you fellows to catch us
01:10:07
uh she fucking she's fucking baiting them she's like stop being so lame yeah let this girl go
01:10:16
that's very girl power of her yeah right yeah but meanwhile despite an estimated 16 robberies the
01:10:23
couple were only bringing in just enough to get by plus celia was now close to giving birth so
01:10:30
she's visibly pregnant, which is like a kind of adorable. Right. Yeah. Which made her obviously
01:10:38
more identifiable and it's super risky for them. So they devised a plan that would be sure to bring
01:10:43
in a large payday. They planned a heist of the payroll office of the National Biscuit Company
01:10:49
warehouse. Nabisco. Which is that what it is? Yeah. Oh, shit. Nabisco. Look at that.
01:11:00
Ah! Nabisco! Fun cracker reveal! Oh my God! Diapers and crackers. That's what this episode's all about.
01:11:12
And this would prove to be their downfall. So on April 1st, April Fool's Day, might I point out, 1924, I don't know if they had that back then.
01:11:22
I bet they did. They made their move, but while holding up the cashier, a man named Nathan Mazzo, he tried to stop the robber.
01:11:30
or he basically tried to grab Celia by her arm. She stumbles backwards and falls over a chair.
01:11:36
And sweet Ed sees us and is like, oh, my God, you hurt my wife. Shoots at Nathan.
01:11:44
He's fine. Only like he barely injures him by shooting him in the leg. And the couple flees without the $8,000 that was in the open safe.
01:11:54
Oh, no. Like they just get out of there. Shit. and the cashier is only slightly wounded. And it was the only time anyone was ever hurt in their
01:12:04
crime spree, which they had, I think, discussed ahead of time to make sure it never happened.
01:12:08
But it also spelled the end of their crime spree. The couple fled New York on a steamer. They go to
01:12:15
Florida to lay low. And on April 10th, Celia gives birth in Jacksonville, Florida to a girl
01:12:22
and the couple name her Catherine. But sadly, the baby dies within a few days of being born.
01:12:27
Oh, no. I know. I think because they were in hiding. So she didn't have access to medical care.
01:12:33
I know. Back in New York, the shooting, of course, sets off a huge manhunt for the couple.
01:12:39
And on April 15th, the police are able to figure out the identity of the couple because the warehouse they had hit was so close to their home that an employee there was able to identify them.
01:12:53
Yeah. The police commissioner then discloses the identity of Celia and Ed Cooney to the public, and they're able to track them down to Florida.
01:13:02
I heard two versions. Either they had been tracked by searching maternity wards in the area, or it was the undertaker who gave the baby the burial that led the police to them.
01:13:15
I know. So sad. That's much more tragic. It is. Ending, yeah. The couple was found hiding out in a grimy Florida room just after midnight on April 20th, 1924.
01:13:26
And they were taken into custody and put on a train to face trial in New York. Celia was just 20 years old when they were arrested.
01:13:36
Uh-huh. Oh, wow. And Ed was 25. So they're brought back to New York and thousands of people rush Penn Station to see her as the train arrives.
01:13:46
Like she's famous. But by this time, they had all kind of changed their tune about her and everyone is supporting her because they found out that she's not this like rebellious, liberated woman.
01:13:57
She's a mother and wife trying to get out of poverty. So, of course, they all support her despite the cashier being injured.
01:14:05
That was more of a and at this point I've cast Henry Cavill is in the role of Ed, the dutiful yet silent husband.
01:14:13
Which one's he? And Henry Cavill is he played Superman. he's the witcher oh you know yeah that hot the hot british guy beefy oh hey yeah he had like a
01:14:26
it had like kind of a boxer look like it was a boxer he's more of a tough guy face a little tough
01:14:31
guy but damn that guy's hot he can play whoever the fuck he wants well i was just gonna say that
01:14:36
it would also be even though we don't want nathan mazzo or whatever the the clerk's name was who
01:14:43
We don want that to happen to him or any Italian man But but but it the husband passion for the wife It his his need to protect her It is very kind of like well I guess Robin Hood not right because they keeping the money for themselves
01:15:02
Right. By nice. Right. Right. But it is very it is a sweet, very sad story. Yeah.
01:15:09
Desperation. It's not. They're not just doing it. Right. They're breaking the law and they're doing something wrong and bad.
01:15:16
However, we can kind of side with them in a way as people who were just like in a tough situation and didn't have means to get out of it.
01:15:27
And she was 20. She was 20. They're very young. They're young and desperate. And this is what happens to people.
01:15:35
Yeah. And madly in love. Yep. Totally. The Witcher. What? The Witcher. He can totally play that.
01:15:43
I mean, the photo that I'll post of them, they look like your grandma, like your hot grandma and grandpa back then.
01:15:49
You're like, oh, grandma and grandpa were good looking. Like, she's teeny tiny and adorable.
01:15:53
He's like hot. They went and fought for it. They went and got theirs. They fought the law.
01:15:59
They fought the law. Violent crimes. The couple both plead guilty and are sentenced to a maximum of 20 years in prison.
01:16:07
They're paroled after seven years. They're released on October 16th, 1931. still fucking devoted to each other.
01:16:15
What's that? Can you imagine their love letters in prison? Like, hey, we really shouldn't have done that, you know?
01:16:24
I love you, Ed. Hey, Ed, I love you. Ah, Ed, your long white hair. Why do you keep talking about being the witcher?
01:16:32
Why did you shoot that nice Italian boy? That was stupid. At least you could have grabbed the money at the same time.
01:16:39
I mean, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it when we get out of jail. That wasn't so smart.
01:16:44
They have two sons together, Patrick and Edward Jr. Here's a sad part. Ed develops tuberculosis and dies in 1936.
01:16:54
Oh, I know. So that so she's a young single widowed mom. Now she gets a job as a typist, works her butt off as a single mom to raise her kids.
01:17:04
She keeps a low profile at this time. She had done one interview with our Hearst magazine for a thousand bucks before she went into prison.
01:17:12
But afterwards, she was like, that maybe wasn't. I'm now 27. And I think that was a bad idea.
01:17:19
I don't know. She regretted it, but she just kind of laid low. She did. She had to go to jail.
01:17:24
She had to go to prison. She looks pretty smiling and cute in these photos. She's just a little bit like, yeah, this is fun.
01:17:33
Oh, well. Hey. She later remarries, moves back, goes back to Florida and moves to Florida.
01:17:38
She doesn't talk about her sordid past at all. She doesn't even tell her grown sons about it.
01:17:45
They said in one of these articles that when she gets Alzheimer's, she's dying. She mentions having done it.
01:17:52
And the son's like, clearly you're just making this up. And she would always try to like leave on her own and go back to New York and get brought back home by the police.
01:18:01
and get and he's like she was really mad about it and I didn't understand she probably was like
01:18:05
fuck this you know want to get back to New York they just figured it was something she had made up
01:18:10
well they didn't know shit they didn't know her Celia Cooney the bob-haired bandit died on July
01:18:16
13th 1992 oh wow after which her sons learned more about their mother and learned about the secret she had kept for 50 years Wow I know This is why you ask your grandparents about
01:18:28
shit at Christmas and what's today? Never again will a bob-haired bandit go unrecognized
01:18:35
within the family. Just started like this. Hey, grandma, did you ever rob a grocery store?
01:18:40
Grandma, did you ever cut your hair short and go a little crazy in the 20s? I'd love
01:18:45
to hear about it. That's right. Her crime spree lasted just 61 days total, but her brazen acts
01:18:52
and modern style made her a feminist icon and an antihero for the working class in 1920s New York,
01:18:58
or an example of all that was wrong with the modern woman gaining her independence,
01:19:03
depending on who you asked at the time. But like a lot of us, Karen, she was a woman in a tight spot
01:19:10
who wanted to make a better life for her family. And that is the story of Celia Cooney,
01:19:16
the bob-haired bandit, and her tall accomplice. Ugh. I love them. I know. I mean, we're not usually on the side of the criminal.
01:19:27
No. But, yeah, I like Celia Cooney's style. Yeah. 1920s. It was a lawless time. You know, you're just trying to...
01:19:39
A little bathtub gin. yeah hold up a grocery store yeah and like it's that's in furniture too the thing too of like
01:19:46
there's no middle class it's like you're rich as fuck or you're poor and you're working class
01:19:51
there's no in between and like there's no there's not a lot of ways to get out of that working class
01:19:57
you know poverty and i think a lot of people probably saw that and were like fuck it crime
01:20:02
i i'm robbing the people who have more of an opportunity than i do and fuck it you know not
01:20:09
to say that that's right in any way but i think that's seems like that was the thinking back then
01:20:13
well just just desperation yeah what are you gonna do you're gonna sit there and starve or do
01:20:19
something about it i mean that's you know that's just it it's like there need to be there needs to
01:20:24
be support and services for people who don't have because that's the only choice you give them when
01:20:30
there aren't like when you're when you try to punish people for being poor right and being
01:20:35
locked into the the cycle of poverty it just creates desperation and desperate measures
01:20:44
totally yeah having no options or opportunity in life will cause people to do desperate fucking
01:20:49
things and you know like bob their hair and smoke a cigarette hey you know what i'm gonna do both of
01:20:57
those things tomorrow night. Great job. Thank you. A nice capper for 2021. Thank you. We got through
01:21:06
it. You know, we're going to look ourselves in the mirror on January 1st and say, I'm glad I'm
01:21:11
still here with this idiot. Glad this old jerk's still here. That's the one. Thank you. I mean,
01:21:18
you can take it and say whatever line you want to yourself. Thank you. It's really,
01:21:22
it's really open for interpretation depending on what your deal is oh let's wrap it down hey
01:21:31
party do your thing wrap the year up can pat yourself on the back you got through yep
01:21:39
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01:22:03
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