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To my favorite murder. That's Georgia Hardstark. That's Karen Kilgariff. It's Monday.
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To us. To us, it's Monday. What day is it to you? Hey, in your heart and your mind and your spirit and your soul, what day is it?
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Now I'm going to play the part of the listener. Okay. If somebody asked me that question, I'd be like, I'm kind of a solid Thursday person.
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Were you going to say the same thing? I was literally like, yeah, like a Thursday is the good, the good milk as my therapist
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calls it. Yes. It's like, there's still potential. You have one more day of work, but you're kind of grateful that you're closing it out.
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Yeah. Yeah. And you're like planning the weekend and like, it's all right in front of you.
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Amy Sedaris, the wonderful, amazing Amy Sedaris, just like posts on Instagram now, like gifts
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that are supposed to translate into the days of the week. So like Monday is always a gift of someone like getting hit over the fucking head with like a barbell and falling over.
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Fridays are celebratory, obviously, but Thursdays are the ones that are like, it's coming like a freight train.
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Yes. Here it comes. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. It's excitement. There's so much potential.
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You can pretend that you're going to go to like a rooftop bar at some point this weekend.
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This will be the weekend you put on your big felt hat. Finally. Finally. you do those hot roller long curls in your hair and you go to the rooftop girl do you know what i
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actually did last weekend and i followed through with it which is not like me at all i got dressed
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up i fucking did the whole thing i got cookie a babysitter aka my dad the whole thing i went and
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saw the Golden Girls live drag show with none other than Jackie Beat as Bea Arthur, who,
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oh my God, I never seen better acting in my life. Jackie Beat, I know I've done this brag before, but Jackie Beat worked on the first writing job
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I ever had. It was a sketch show for the WB. And I truly think Jackie might be the funniest person
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on the planet, like the sharpest mind, the fastest mind, but then also like this incredible
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singing voice. Really? Just like one of the greats. I talk about Jackie Beat a lot and brag about
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Jackie. You took me to Jackie Beats show a long time ago and I was like blown away. But you know
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who else was in it? Of course, Sam Pancake as Estelle Getty just killed it. Yeah. And Sherry
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Vine as the amazing Rue McClanahan. But none other than Exactly Right's own Roz Hernandez
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as the cutest Betty White I have ever seen. Picture it. It was like the cutest fucking thing.
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So Roz was standing in for Drew Droege? Yes, exactly. Awesome. And like by the end of the show, I was like shy and starstruck. And there's a photo of me
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with fucking exactly right's Kara Klink because we went together. And I'm like blushing. I'm so
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excited to be in a photo with them. yeah that's awesome she's i mean she's so talented but that show also it's the kind of thing where
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you don't even have to have that much of a huge attachment or deep fanship of the golden girls
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to just have it be like hey did this play in your house when you were a kid because you will get
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this and you will like this and the energy around it is so like fun times summertime fun time well Everyone sang the intro together a whole theater of people word for word even though some of us are kind of confused on a certain sentence here or there
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Sang along and it was like this beautiful feeling. So good. Also, I think because, you know, we're all being so careful here on Exactly Right to
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not promote anything on television or film because of the strike. Like, what a great opportunity to talk about talented people that we love that deserve.
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I mean, I think that show is sold out all the time. So it's almost mean to talk about it because people can't get enough.
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But live comedy performances, if you want a little glimmer. Yeah. That's where it's at.
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It's like the perfect thing to bring someone from L.A. to go eat at Casita del Campo, one of the best fucking Mexican restaurants in town, and go see Golden Girls live.
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And it's Golden Girls with a Z. Girls. So check that out. Make no mistake. Is it in the theater at Casita Stelcampo downstairs?
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No, I think they're doing run. I was on that. It was at Lyric. Oh, got it. Got it.
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At the Lyric Theater. Just in case someone could get a ticket. At the Lyric Hyperion.
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I mean, incredible. Love it. Good vibes. What's up with you? Good vibes. I just got back from Petaluma.
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I stayed up there hiding from the hurricane, hurricquake. That never did. It never was.
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Thank God it was that way because there was lots of jokes of like, here's normal people prepping for a hurricane.
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Here's people in Los Angeles prepping for a hurricane. And then it's just footage of people just running down a slip and slide, like treating everything like it's a joke.
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And I was really afraid that it would be like that for like the first two hours and then something horrifying would happen.
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Devastation. Yeah. Just a suggestion. How about a little less devastation? Yeah.
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It just the onslaught. Please be careful. if you are watching the news at a regular pace,
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which my dad does all goddamn day every day. Why do you do that? You gotta be careful.
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I think it's that feeling of like, especially right now, trying to stay up with like the breaking news
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and the latest news. Yeah. But so much is going on in this world. There's so much devastation.
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There's so much like rough stuff. You have to be careful. Don't totally dissociate.
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Stay in with your empathy. Sure. Don't test yourself. You're only human being. Yeah, that's a good, those are good.
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That's a good thing for like anything in life. Don't test yourself. You're only a human being.
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Yeah, that's true. That's true. Like just know when you're getting full and then step away.
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It's so hard though. So I have, I'm like really ashamed of this callus I have on my pinky
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because it's where my phone rests when I'm scrolling. Oh yeah, I have the same one on my phone right there.
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Okay. And I feel like it's one of those things where it's like, well, if I don't ever put my phone
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down, it's never going to go away for the rest of my life. And then the other day I cut the tip of my thumb off while I was cooking.
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So I had to like bandage it up. So I couldn't scroll with the fat thumb. And then I had this fucking painful callus on my thing.
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And it was just like almost like a punch in the face of like, you're doing it too much.
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You know, your hands are punching themselves in the face. We're just like, hey, we don't work anymore.
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What are you going to do now? How about you like pet your cat and read a book instead?
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Here's the thing. The book thing is great. It doesn't work fast enough. As a person who is fully addicted to TikTok and needs to see like 150 strangers telling me,
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like assuring me that their opinion is right and I have to do what they're doing.
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Yeah. Or this product will change your fucking life or this recipe is going to like give you so
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much more time in your life or whatever. Yeah. Or just watching a woman my age put on concealer correctly. And now I know how to put
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on concealer correctly. It's like, thank you. You never go out and put concealer on anyway.
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Now I'm all concealer. Just catch me. Catch me outside with my concealer on. I can't even see your face. It's just a full face of concealer right now.
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Isn't it just glowing with three shades too light? It's the 90s again. Somebody,
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there was a tick tock and i'm i do apologize this is the thing i do all the time where i do it's not
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like i write it down it was just someone that had taken concert footage of robert smith
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who god bless him yeah you know yeah the lead singer of the cure and he's on stage you know
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in on all his middle-aged glory with his his sloppy punk rock lipstick and his crazy hair
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and then underneath it said something like me rolling home at 2 a.m you know what i mean whatever
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it was and it just was like thank you i get this i feel this like this it truly was on my for you
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page because it was for me it hit it hit for you in the realist way for karen kilgariff it hit
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middle-aged tiktoker karen kilgariff well they're calling us they're calling me and us
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uh old millennials is that right ancient millennials something elder millennial thank
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Thank you, Alejandra. I couldn't remember that because I am old. There you go. I'm an elder millennial.
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Elder millennials. Yeah. So there's younger ones that were born like in the later 80s, 90s?
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So I'm a young as shit Gen Xer. I'm like the youngest Gen Xer that could possibly Gen X.
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Also the oldest millennial that could millennial. So I'm like right there. And it's hard to be called elder anything.
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Yes. Sure. That's what I am. If you're a young Gen Xer, then I think I'm just solidly...
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Right. Am I the oldest Gen Xer? Am I an elder Gen X? Borderline boomer? What's the number?
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No, it's like 80, I think. So you're solid Gen X. Solid Gen X. Okay. Yeah. I mean, when in the history before like this and social media and this kind of weird, trendy
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way of talking did anyone give a shit what generation they were in This was not the discussion Sorry But if you call yourself the greatest generation then you obviously fucking give a shit mom and dad Like calm the fuck down
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True. You don't even know what's coming after. Like, chill. Compared to what? Boomers?
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The future? Yeah, your parents fucking struggled to bring you here to this country.
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You know, that's very telling because my dad's from the silent generation. Oh. And that is...
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Shut the fuck up. So dead on. Silent until you try to run the dishwasher and then he loses his mind. We had the most hilarious fight about the dishwasher.
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And of course, on top of that, home gym is very hard of hearing. His neighbor, Julie,
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brought over homemade cookies. And these were, they were the best chocolate chip cookies I've
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ever had. And I am a self-proclaimed connoisseur, which just means I've been paying a lot of
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attention to cookies my whole life. Sure, why wouldn't you? I don't think that's a mystery,
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but they were perfectly made perfectly made and so the next time I was walking the dogs and I saw her
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and so I just was like Julie those are the best chocolate chip cookies I've ever had and I was
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like what was that recipe is that that New York Times recipe that has like salt in it or like
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this one or that one and she goes no Toll House yep she's so blase about it and then I just went
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wait a second it's because she made them for well me I mean I I was glomming on yeah but it was like
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homemade cookies for us for my dad and I was like that's the difference from her kitchen walked over
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to our kitchen yeah and like cared enough about it for you wait I want to hear the dishwasher
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argument the heart of hearing dishwasher like Karen what are you doing wrong with the dishwasher
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is when I'm trying to run it at all. I'm literally called a Hollywood phony when I try to run the
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dishwasher. That's my dad's favorite insult, which is pretty hilarious. But the reason I told the
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whole story about Julie is because the next day when I told her, I saw her and then I told her
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how good her cookies were. And we talked about it for 10 minutes. And then I said, because she goes,
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is your dad doing okay? Because, you know, we're here if you ever need us. And I go, I just need
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you to know that he is borderline stone deaf. And there's a lot of yelling that goes on in that
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house that is not elder abuse it probably sounds like it but you have to like you have to be up at
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opera levels just for him to hear you and then that's when he mutes football to go what right
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which is of course infuriating and she's she started laughing where i'm like we got into a
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fight at christmas that i only realized after like 30 seconds into us fighting that both the sliding
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glass door and the front door were open and it's dead silent in his neighborhood yeah and i'm like
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Oh, I'm the lunatic that comes home and just starts screaming at her old dad that everyone loves.
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And I was just like, so I had to say to her face, I was just like, there's a lot of yelling, but it's not always fighting.
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But the dishwasher fight was fighting because we were getting ready for my sister's birthday dinner.
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And my dad does a thing where he just puts stuff in the dishwasher and then just keeps taking it back out and rinsing things individually.
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So he almost uses the dishwasher like a drying rack. Weird. He just never runs it. So then if I go to like have cereal, then I have to hand wash
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a bowl. I think that's dumb. So we should run this because there's a bunch of other dishes in it.
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Yeah. Well, you know, that's the first sign of being a Hollywood phony when you think you're
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fancy enough that you're going to run the dishwasher. When you should want to use a
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dishwasher as it is intended for. It is supposed to happen. It's much more sanitary than just
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having shit sit there for days. Ew. They have like drying racks. You could just use that.
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No, that's crazy. Please, please don't you also be a Hollywood phony, Georgia. Don't you go the way of me, the Hollywood phony. Just ridiculous. There's lots of stuff like that.
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But then, of course, lots of laughs because Home Gym to this day is the funniest person of all time.
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I love it. Very funny. I tried to get him to watch Escape from New York. And then I fell asleep, of course.
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Yeah. And he got up and went like stood up and declared, this is the stupidest movie I've ever seen in my life.
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Wow. And then went home. I thought old guys loved that fucking movie. I did too.
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I was like, Snake Plissken, you're not going to get on board with this. He didn't like it.
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That's an old guy's movie for sure. Wow. But maybe not so old. I think Gen X for sure, maybe Boomer, but not Silent Generation.
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Silent Generation. Sorry, I got so mad at The Greatest Generation. I think I confused them for Boomers.
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So I take it all back. I think The Greatest Generation are the ones that fought World War II.
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So they'd be older than my dad. Right. Okay. Well, thank you. Thank you for your service.
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you know should we just do a quick note at the top of this episode if you are a podcast listener who also is in their 90s our apologies to you and thank you
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you are the greatest it turns out your kids uh not so much but call your kids and ask them what
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the problem is are they hollywood elite because they can act like it are you phony
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Hannah? Was it me? Was it a ghost? I think it was you, Karen. Yeah, you sent it to Maren.
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But if I already knew that and I just, that was also fake, even more. What brilliant, brilliant mind. See what a phony I am?
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Okay, so there is a TikTok account and also, I think more famously, a YouTube account. And it's now Wondery Podcast, Mr. Balin, and he covers true crime. And he's really good at it. He's great at telling a story. And I saw a TikTok of this story. And I could not believe I'd never heard of it. It's just a story I can't believe.
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So thanks to Mr. Bollin and please listen to that podcast when you get a chance.
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Because if you haven't already, you probably already do. But if you haven't, you'll love it.
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So here's the story. Okay, so it starts on Sunday, July 30th, 2007. Outside of the McDonough family home in a small New England town, Chelmsford, Massachusetts.
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The odds that it's not pronounced Chelmsford are so high, but we're going to plow ahead.
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Great. This family consists of Kevin and Jeannie, the parents, and then their two teenage children, Ryan and Shay.
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They live in a cute, quiet neighborhood that's actually strange that it's quiet because it's very close to Interstate 495.
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And tonight, the kids are out with friends. Jeannie and Kevin went out to eat, and then now they're home watching a Red Sox game.
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Their 15-year-old daughter, Shay, is the youngest child. She's got a midnight curfew.
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She comes home like 15 minutes early. She goes through the back door that's been left unlocked for her and she knows her brother Ryan is coming home after her and she figures she's just gonna leave the door unlocked instead of getting woken up two hours later from a text from him saying let me in the back door.
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Yeah. I've never heard him speak. That was not. That sounds like a brother. for sure. Right. Come on.
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Come here. So what she doesn't know is that Ryan already called his parents and told them he's staying at his friend's
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house tonight. So Shay goes to bed and the next thing she remembers is waking up
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and feeling something cold on her neck. Here's a quote from her. She says, quote, I thought
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it was a gun. I didn't know it was a knife. I just saw dark eyes and a mask. The man spoke
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and it was a voice I didn't recognize. And he said, if you make any effing noise, I'm going to kill you.
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And that's when I went into panic mode and I started kicking. I pushed my back against the bed, hoping to make as much noise as possible so that my parents would wake up and hear me.
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End quote. Oh, my God. So such a smart woman for immediately thinking about what she can be doing, if nothing else, with a knife to her neck to help herself out.
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And it actually works. Kevin and Jeannie hear these noises coming from their daughter's room.
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They get out of bed. They go to investigate. And what they find is a huge black silhouette standing over their daughter's bed, holding an enormous knife to her neck.
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They both immediately run at this figure. And I will just trigger warn you now for an upsetting injury detail that is coming up in like about a sentence and a half.
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Kevin immediately jumps onto this man's back and Jeannie grabs the stranger's 15-inch knife blade
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with her bare hand and does not let go. I know what this one is because of that injury.
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Did you see me waving my hands in the air just now? Yeah, because I knew what was happening
00:25:40
and I was like, oh yeah, she's the biggest badass of all time. She actually would go on to say
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that she did not feel anything when she did this, even though that 15-inch knife cut through to the bone.
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Horrible. I'm sorry. We can all come back. I won't do that again. But this is a horrible story.
00:26:01
This is the story of a literal knife-wielding maniac breaking into people's homes.
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So this is where we're at. So still on the man's back, Kevin calls to his daughter and yells,
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call 911 and go get my gun. And he'll later say, quote, I don't have a gun, But something inside me told me to say that to keep this man on his guard.
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So smart. Oh, my God. Right? So Shay takes off running out of the room as her parents fight to restrain this maniac.
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Even though the man has about 100 pounds on Kevin, Kevin was a high school wrestler.
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And he knows he's fine that it's a bigger guy. All he has to do is get him in a chokehold.
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So he throws all of his weight into that. And he's able to pull the man down to the floor.
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and he basically is able to choke him out. And then he and Jeannie, who's still bleeding from her cut-up hands,
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restrain their daughter's attacker until the police arrive. In addition to that knife,
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the officers find Chinese throwing stars and choking wire in the fanny pack on this man's waist.
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And when they identify him, they learn that he's a 43-year-old long-haul trucker from North Carolina
00:27:12
who himself has a wife and kids. but what they also learn is that this man is a serial killer this is the story of the highway
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killer adam laroi lane oh my god so the sources used today are the mr ballin podcast as i mentioned
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from tiktok a 2013 episode of 48 hours called family under attack stops serial killer that's
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that I saw. The 48 hours? It's incredible. It's such a great, horrifying story. So a 2009 episode
00:27:46
of Dateline NBC titled A Stranger in the House. A 2007 AP article entitled Picture Emerges of a
00:27:54
Deadly Stalker by Alan G. Breed. And the rest of the sources are in our show notes if you want to
00:27:59
go look at those. Okay, so on the same night of the attack on the McDonough family, officers find
00:28:07
and search Adam Leroy Lane's semi-trailer. Inside, they find a spotting scope, knives, and a copy of a low-budget movie
00:28:17
called Hunting Humans. It's like the most not-chill fucking thing I've ever... Yeah, that's just a series of items
00:28:23
that each one you pull out, and you're just like, ugh, like your stomach drops worse and worse.
00:28:28
And then that's basically like, oh my God, what are you doing? A detective named George Tyros is assigned to this case.
00:28:36
He and his colleagues quickly connect Lane with multiple 911 calls that were placed in the area that same night.
00:28:44
In one instance, police respond to a woman's home after she reported a person dressed in black lurking outside.
00:28:51
And then not long after that, another woman calls police saying that a man dressed in black is standing in her yard watching her daughter through a window.
00:29:00
Oh, my God. And the woman says that when this man realizes he's been spotted, he runs to their front door and starts beating on it maniacally.
00:29:09
And then he smashes their porch light before he leaves. And then the next 911 call they get after that one is the call from the McDonough's.
00:29:18
Holy shit. So it's like a right in a row. So Adam Leroy Lane's taken to jail where he is held without bail.
00:29:25
and the officers put out an all-points bulletin to departments in other states because even though Lane's record in Massachusetts is clean,
00:29:33
Detective Tyros knows this could not be his first attempt at a home invasion. Within days, he gets a response from a detective in New Jersey named Jeff Noble.
00:29:43
Detective Noble is investigating the seemingly random murder that took place just one day before Shea McDonough is attacked.
00:29:50
So Monica Massaro is a 38 woman who lives alone in a beautiful historic home in a small town called Bloomsbury New Jersey You know it just the classic tragic story that you see when you watching Dateline or 48 Hours
00:30:07
It's a beautiful woman who's living her life to the fullest. She owns her own cleaning business.
00:30:13
She's really social, fiercely independent. She travels the globe. She goes out with friends.
00:30:19
She dates a lot and she loves spending time with her parents, Frank and Faye. One of Monica's friends tells a reporter, quote,
00:30:27
she used to say that where she lived was like living in a Norman Rockwell painting.
00:30:31
She felt safe and everyone was friendly. She just loved living there, end quote.
00:30:35
So she knows most of the people in her small town. And like many other people in Bloomsbury, she leaves her doors unlocked.
00:30:44
Yeah. So the morning of July 30th, one of Monica's clients is unable to reach her.
00:30:50
So they call the police and ask to basically go do a wellness check to make sure she's okay.
00:30:55
And when officers arrive at her house, they see Monica's car in the driveway. No one answers the door when they knock.
00:31:01
So after a few moments, they enter the unlocked home. They take a look around, but there's no signs of disturbance.
00:31:08
And then they enter her bedroom. And that's where they find the body of Monica Massaro lying on her blood-soaked bed, dead from multiple stab wounds.
00:31:19
Oh, my God. A detective noble is put on this case, and he cannot make sense of it.
00:31:25
He talks to Monica's family and friends. He even checks her dating history. But Monica is just roundly adored in this town.
00:31:33
So he goes back to the crime scene again, trying to find something new. and one of the many times he revisits the crime scene,
00:31:42
he realizes there's a truck stop at the end of her block just off Interstate 78.
00:31:49
And that's when he thinks, quote, there's all kinds of people from all over the place
00:31:53
frequenting this particular stop. That just makes this case so much bigger. I mean, huge.
00:31:59
It could be anyone now. Right. End quote. So when Detective Noble hears about this all points bulletin
00:32:06
coming from Massachusetts describing a violent home invasion involving a truck driver,
00:32:12
he's putting it together thinking there could be a connection to this murder that he just caught.
00:32:17
So he reaches out to Detective Tyros and he asks if they can compare notes. He learns that the officers there have access to Adam Lane's truck.
00:32:27
So he asks if the Massachusetts police have found any indication that Lane may have stopped
00:32:34
in New Jersey or had been in the I-78 in recent weeks. And when Detective Tyros goes back to the
00:32:42
truck, because it's still being processed, he sifts through everything that's in there and amid
00:32:47
all the truck logs, receipts, and toll records, he finds a receipt from a truck stop in Bloomsbury,
00:32:54
New Jersey from July 29th, 2007, which is the day Monica was murdered. Holy shit.
00:33:01
So he's now certain he's connected Lane to Monica's death. So he asks to interview him.
00:33:08
And Detective Tyros tells him, go ahead, but we haven't had any luck. He's not talking.
00:33:14
Somehow Detective Noble gets him to open up. And the first thing that Lane says to him is, quote, this is going to kill my family.
00:33:23
And then he goes on to admit to murdering Monica Massaro in cold blood. he says after he parked his truck in the bloomsbury truck stop he walked around the neighborhood
00:33:33
nearby jiggling doorknobs until one finally opened what the fuck oh my god he says monica
00:33:42
was sleeping she woke up she started screaming and he repeatedly stabbed her but when detectives
00:33:49
ask if he was sexually motivated lane adamantly claims it was not very odd so this confession
00:33:58
is not the end of the story, though. It's actually just the beginning. Because 17 days before Monica
00:34:04
Massaro was murdered in New Jersey, and 18 days before Shea McDonough was attacked in Massachusetts,
00:34:10
there was a murder in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. This is the part of Mr. Bolland's story that I
00:34:17
saw that was the mind-blowing part, this case here. So on Friday, July 13th, a 42-year-old
00:34:25
woman named Darlene Ewald is sitting on her back patio talking to her friend Chet on the phone.
00:34:31
It's about 10 o'clock at night. Darlene's husband, Todd, opens the patio door and says that he's going
00:34:37
to bed for the night. And Darlene says, I'll be off the phone in a second and then I'm going to
00:34:41
come right up. But as Todd falls asleep, Darlene is still talking on the phone outside.
00:34:47
The next thing Todd knows, he's waking up to his bedroom door being kicked open and several men
00:34:53
with guns and flashlights storming into his bedroom. Todd thinks it might be a home invasion
00:34:58
until one man announces that they are state troopers. And within minutes, he and his son Nick,
00:35:05
Nick's in his early 20s and he lives at home. They're both handcuffed, taken downstairs and questioned.
00:35:11
They have no idea what's going on. Oh my God, what the fuck? That's when Todd sees his wife's keys and purse
00:35:17
sitting on their kitchen table. And then there's a flash from outside. there's flash photography outside on the patio and that's when he fears the worst after several
00:35:29
hours police finally confirmed todd's fear that his wife darlene has been brutally murdered oh my
00:35:35
god that is so fucking tragic so basically here's what happened after todd told darlene he was going
00:35:42
upstairs to go to bed chet who's the guy that darlene was talking on the phone to he hears
00:35:47
Darlene say, oh, God, four times. Then it's followed by muffled sounds, and then the call cut out And he was so freaked out by that by what he heard that he and his wife get into their car and drive over to the Ewalt house And they find Darlene stabbed to death on the patio
00:36:08
And she was stabbed in her neck. So they like run to see if their friend is okay.
00:36:13
And she's been murdered. Holy fuck. Darlene's husband Todd says, quote, that's when things started to fall apart for me.
00:36:22
I remember hearing my son scream. he was in the kitchen still handcuffed. End quote.
00:36:29
So Todd and Nick are both considered suspects, but soon the focus narrows down to just Todd
00:36:36
and the local district attorney later tells Dateline, quote, in this case, we had a husband who was in the house
00:36:42
who apparently didn't hear anything when his wife was killed on the back patio while she was on the phone with another man.
00:36:49
Certainly the police wanted to talk to Mr. Ewald back at the police station and determine exactly what was going on at that residence, end quote.
00:36:58
So, of course, this is a living nightmare for Todd. Darlene is his beloved wife, the mother of his children, his best friend.
00:37:06
He's known her since he was 15 years old. He said, quote, they just wanted me to break down and say I did it
00:37:12
or I paid someone to do it, but I knew I didn't do it, end quote. So when police ask Todd to take a lie detector test, he complies.
00:37:21
and when they tell Todd he failed the test, he says, quote, how could I fail it when I didn't commit the crime?
00:37:27
They tell him, will you tell us? And he says, I don't have an explanation. Oh, dear.
00:37:33
See, you just might ask for a lawyer, you know? Hey, guess what the next line is?
00:37:38
What? So Todd's family, get him a lawyer. The entire family rallies around Todd Ewalt,
00:37:45
including their two children. They fiercely defend him. His daughter, Nicole, says, quote,
00:37:49
I never asked myself once if my dad killed my mom because I just knew. But no one can think of anyone who could have wanted to kill Darlene.
00:37:59
Nicole says, quote, My mom had no enemies. She had a great personality. She was just loved by everybody.
00:38:05
Why would someone want to hurt her, let alone kill her? Who could be such a monster?
00:38:10
End quote. So now Todd Ewald is feeling this pressure mounting. And as he is, the investigation into Monica Massaro's death continues in New Jersey.
00:38:20
Detective Noble has a confession for that murder. He's still working to build an ironclad case that shows Adam Luray Lane is that killer.
00:38:29
So he sends the knives that they find on Lane and in the truck out for DNA testing.
00:38:36
And Detective Noble says, quote, several weeks after we submitted Adam Lane's knives to our laboratory for analysis,
00:38:43
we got word what the results were. Not only was Monica Massaro's DNA on his knives,
00:38:48
but so was Darlene Ewalt's. And through that same DNA, they connect yet another knife attack
00:38:56
in Pennsylvania. Just days after Darlene Ewalt was murdered, a woman named Patricia Brooks is
00:39:03
attacked in her home near the interstate. So on the night of July 17th, Patricia Brooks wakes up
00:39:11
to a man dressed in all black, stabbing her shoulder with a large knife. She's somehow able
00:39:17
to fight him off and the man runs. Patricia calls 911. And when the police arrive, they find
00:39:24
discarded latex gloves like in the area. So they keep them as evidence. Then they send them off for
00:39:31
DNA testing. And when those gloves come back, they have both Adam Leroy Lane's DNA on them
00:39:37
and Darlene Ewalt's. So Patricia Brooks survives this attack and will later identify Lane in a
00:39:45
police lineup. Thank God. And to the incredible relief of the entire Ewalt family, this information
00:39:53
finally exonerates Todd Ewalt. Unfortunately, they learn about it on the news. No.
00:40:00
Yes. So, not great. No. Todd, of course, is incredibly relieved that he's no longer suspected of killing his wife.
00:40:09
But then he learns about the McDonough family in Massachusetts who fought off and captured his wife's killer.
00:40:15
Todd says, quote, I can't even begin to think of how bad it would have been if Lane was never caught.
00:40:21
I think I would have been on trial for the murder of my wife. Oh, God. Now, Adam Leroy Lane faces a laundry list of charges in multiple states, and a preliminary hearing related to the attack at the McDonough house is up first.
00:40:34
Jeannie McDonough shows up to the hearing, ready to see justice served. And she would later say, quote,
00:40:41
Wow. End quote. This hearing does not result in a trial because Adam Leroy Lane accepts a plea deal and is sentenced to 25 to 30 years in prison for attempting to murder Shea McDonough.
00:41:05
Next, he's tried for the murder of Monica Massaro. Both the McDonoughs and the Ewalts are there in the courtroom for this trial in a showing of solidarity with Monica's parents, Frank and Faye.
00:41:18
Jeannie says, quote, quote, even though the legal battles for us were over, I was going to see this thing through. I was
00:41:24
going to make sure that I was at every hearing he was at and that I was with the families of the
00:41:29
other victims. It's amazing. It's incredible. These three grieving families become a support
00:41:34
system for each other. Jeannie says, quote, it showed a lot of solidarity between the families,
00:41:40
the connection that we all feel as a result of being tormented by this guy, end quote.
00:41:45
And Shea McDonough says, quote, And Jeannie and Kevin are introduced to Todd Ewalt for the first time They learn that their bravery didn just save their daughter life but his as well And Todd tells a reporter quote I was just thankful to meet them
00:42:06
just to shake their hand and tell them thank you, end quote. I mean, what a connection, what a group of people.
00:42:14
So at the culmination of this trial, Adam Leroy Lane is sentenced to 50 years in prison,
00:42:19
which is on top of the 25 to 30 that he's already received for Shea McDonough's attack.
00:42:25
And soon after, he's convicted for the murder of Darlene Ewald and sentenced to life in prison.
00:42:32
It's unclear why Adam Loray Lane went on this killing spree, attacking and murdering all these women in July of 2007.
00:42:40
Yeah, it's so weird that it was just like a spree like that. It's berserking. It is like the craziest, like one right after the other wild thing.
00:42:50
and the weirdest part is he doesn't have red flags in his personal history like most serial
00:42:56
killers usually do. Really? By most accounts, he had an uneventful childhood. He grew up to be a
00:43:03
somewhat boring man. He had no violent criminal record. Doesn't mean he's not violent. He just
00:43:08
never got caught doing anything. He's also adamant that his crimes weren't sexually motivated,
00:43:13
which is like, why are you so keyed up about it? Yeah. And like, bros, why would he believe
00:43:18
anything you fucking say. Yeah. Detective Jeff Noble says, quote, Adam Lane, no doubt about it,
00:43:23
is perhaps the most dangerous man that I've seen personally. And the reason is because there is no
00:43:28
explanation. There is no why with Adam Lane. He killed, in my opinion, for the sport of it.
00:43:35
End quote. But perhaps the best insight here comes from Lane's ex-wife, Miriam, who tells
00:43:42
reporters that Lane is in fact an abusive misogynist. She says, quote, he thought women
00:43:48
were beneath him and that he could do whatever he wanted. He hit me one time. He abused his mom.
00:43:53
He would cuss her, call her names and hit her. So Jeannie McDonough accepts that she might never
00:44:00
know why Lane turned out this way or what exactly led him to entering her family's home that hot
00:44:06
summer night, but she would never stop wondering. And this curiosity culminates in her writing a
00:44:12
book called Caught in the Act, which she co-authors with noted true crime writer Paul
00:44:17
Leonardo. And Jeannie remains in touch with the Masseros and the Ewalts. Todd and Darlene Ewalt's
00:44:24
daughter Nicole says, quote, the McDonough's stopped an innocent man from going to jail.
00:44:29
They put a guilty man away and they saved countless women. I can call Jeannie anytime.
00:44:34
she's programmed into my speed dial and usually at the end of every phone call it ends with I love you
00:44:40
it's almost like a second mother end quote but Jeannie simply says quote we did what any other parent would have done
00:44:48
in the same situation protect your child and go into survival mode we're just survivors
00:44:53
and that's the unbelievable story of the highway killer Adam Loray Lane and the love shared by the families
00:45:01
that he terrorized oh my god Can you believe that fucking story? I mean, the thing that always stuck with me about that story, almost as much as the fucking hand catching the knife thing, is the idea of your parents bursting into your room like superheroes to save your life.
00:45:22
and like what a beautiful thing that is. And like they were able to do what I think
00:45:29
as most parents would say is like their dream is to protect their child. It's just such an incredible story.
00:45:37
And they saved so many other families from the same awful fate because they were so brave.
00:45:43
Yeah. It's just unbelievable. Meanwhile, they couldn't have known obviously, but then the ripple effect
00:45:50
where this insanely very strange, it's like a closed room mystery of Darlene Ewald in her backyard on the phone,
00:46:00
hanging out and suddenly she's dead. And it's like, well, the husband did it, right?
00:46:04
That's what everyone says. That's the assumption. And that would have been the assumption
00:46:09
because there was no other explanation and they weren't looking for another explanation.
00:46:13
A stranger just happening upon this woman is so out of fucking, out of the ordinary.
00:46:19
yeah it doesn't match what we all think of as like motives and why people will get killed it's
00:46:25
if we're going to give it up detective george tyros is the one who put out that apb yeah so
00:46:32
because he knew it's like the difference in all that kind of over the years collective knowledge
00:46:38
that investigators have where it's like there this is an a very extreme advanced home invasion
00:46:45
attempted murder. This person's not new. This must have happened before. Let's collect our
00:46:51
information. Let's all get out there and like share the information, talk to other police
00:46:56
departments. The thing that so often doesn't happen is exactly what they did this time.
00:47:02
Yeah, because he would have gotten only 25 to 30 years and out on good behavior probably
00:47:07
if he hadn't done that. Yeah. You know? Yeah. If they hadn't connected more, it's like he would have been out.
00:47:15
And there would just been cold case murders. And yeah, it's just like if you wrote this as a movie, people would be like, sorry, this is not realistic.
00:47:22
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Yes, always. And I'll go to it. It's disturbing, but it's not the same. Okay. Karen, today I'm going to tell you about the creation, history, and controversy of the wildly popular Bodies Exhibits.
00:50:24
I could have sworn I had this on my list. I am obsessed with this story. Are you?
00:50:30
Have you been? Tell me your story. Have you been? It came out in the 90s. That's right.
00:50:35
Right? Yeah. When I was at my most curious and doubtful of all things. And the second I saw it, I was like, who would want to go and tour that and look at it?
00:50:50
Like, who did this? Yeah. Whose idea was this? Because it immediately seemed so creepy to me.
00:50:59
Morbid. It's so morbid. Did you go? Because I went in San Francisco in the early 2000s.
00:51:04
You did? You know, I've always been fascinated with true crime and vintage murder photos. And I've seen
00:51:11
a lot of that stuff. So I was like, I can handle this. I had to leave. I was so lightheaded and
00:51:17
overwhelmed by what I saw that I had to walk out. It was just, I was really dizzy and like had to
00:51:24
sit down for a while. It's so disturbing. That's fascinating to hear that because
00:51:28
it's the kind of thing that I feel like happens often in culture where stuff gets popular and
00:51:37
people are like, I love this. And then you're having your own individual reaction to it going
00:51:42
like, sorry, what? Yeah. Well, it's like the museum of death. People think that we'd be really into
00:51:47
that, but we're not into memorabilia of fucking murderers. Like that's not, you know, what we're
00:51:54
interested in. Well, yeah, that's kind of the thing we talked about when we first started this
00:51:58
podcast where it's like, it's less about the infamy of the serial killers themselves and more
00:52:05
of the stories of how is this possible? But yeah, it's just, it's just, okay. I want you to talk
00:52:11
about this because this is so exciting. Okay. So my main sources for this story are a 2007
00:52:19
article from The Independent by Jeremy Laurens and a 2013 article from Wired by Daniel Ingber.
00:52:27
And the rest of the sources can be found in the show notes. So just right off the bat,
00:52:31
the creator of this entire thing is Gunther von Hagens. He's born Gunther Gerhard Liebhen,
00:52:40
in 1945 in what is now Poland, but at the time it had been annexed by Germany. In the first few
00:52:47
months of his life, as World War II draws to a close and the Red Army approaches, his family
00:52:52
flees west to what will ultimately become a part of East Germany, which is fucking dark.
00:53:00
So Gunter has hemophilia, a disorder that stops his blood from clotting properly.
00:53:05
and at six years old, he's hospitalized for six months and this sparks his interest in medicine.
00:53:11
And you can kind of imagine a young child wondering what the inner workings of his body is doing
00:53:18
when he has hemophilia, right? Like it kind of connects, don't you think? Absolutely.
00:53:23
I think that's such a scary, probably especially for a child, scary disease to have
00:53:28
where if you just have a normal cut, you could die. So there's something maybe that's as a child,
00:53:34
you have to think about much more than any other kid. You become obsessive, maybe.
00:53:39
So he leaves school at 16, works a number of odd jobs, including as a mailman and an elevator attendant.
00:53:46
After going to night school, he gets accepted to a university to study medicine,
00:53:50
which just shows you should follow your fucking dreams. Sure. Yeah. At 23 he caught trying to flee to West Germany with a forged passport goes to prison for two years When he gets out he able to complete medical school and becomes an anesthesiologist
00:54:05
He looks to me as an adult, personally, like he'd be played by a not redheaded David Caruso.
00:54:12
You see that? From CSI Miami, right? Sure. Like just, I don't know. That's who I'm picturing when I see him.
00:54:18
So at around age 30 in 1975, he gets married and he takes his wife's name, which is von Hagen's.
00:54:25
And he says the reason for changing his name is because his real last name, Liebchen, means little darling in German.
00:54:33
So he gets teased about it a lot. So he took his wife's name. Yeah. He's not going to get teased about that.
00:54:40
Not as much as being called little darling, I assume. that's why he says he did it but some people point out that dr von hagen's father was a nazi
00:54:50
ss officer so it's possible he also may have been inspired to change his last name to kind of
00:54:56
distance himself from that you know i would imagine that would be the number one reason
00:55:00
i would hope you gotta yeah either way he keeps the name even though he eventually divorces and
00:55:06
remarries he still keeps that last name sounds progressive who knows not long after his first
00:55:13
marriage, Dr. Von Hagen's takes to wearing a black fedora. It's his like Steve Jobs fucking,
00:55:19
you know, piece, meaning it becomes his signature look. Sure. By the time he's famous, he'll never
00:55:25
be photographed without it. One article says it's originally meant to cover up his baldness,
00:55:30
but he says it's a symbol of individuality, which, you know, could be both. Could be both.
00:55:36
You know, much like a baseball hat is a symbol of individuality. It's really, it sets you apart.
00:55:41
That's why Steve Jobs wore the turtleneck is to cover up his neck baldness. Right?
00:55:46
Is that what they say? Yeah, that's the rumor. I don't know if it's true. You know, they call them old naked neck.
00:55:54
It was just real embarrassing. So in 1977, Dr. Von Huggins discovered a method for filling dead kidney tissue with plastic.
00:56:03
And he then comes up with a method to do it with many other types of tissue. So here's some info about it that if you're a scientist, you might understand.
00:56:12
Wired Magazine reports that, quote, he starts with regular embalming, the injection of formaldehyde into femoral arteries, and then submerges the body in acetone, which dissolves its fat and water.
00:56:25
After that, he drops the corpse into a basin filled with liquid polymer. It's placed inside a vacuum chamber where the acetone bubbles off as plastic pushes in to take its place, end quote.
00:56:36
So it's the basics. Why, though? Like, he's a doctor. He could be studying anything in the world.
00:56:42
And what he's studying is how to basically take people apart. I think it almost sounds like a different way to embalm people, you know, to me, where he's, like, trying to figure that out.
00:56:52
I'm sure it's educational for, you know, students, medical students. He patents this process that he figured out, calling it plastination.
00:57:02
Originally, Dr. Von Hagen sells his plastinated cadavers and body parts to educational institutions.
00:57:08
So originally it's for educational purposes. Okay. And he sees that. But in the 1990s, when Karen's like, you know, goth and shit, he revives the old tradition of public anatomy exhibitions.
00:57:23
So in the 1800s, as we know, atomical exhibitions were considered seedy, but were very, very common.
00:57:31
The article in Wired says, quote, these were galleries of the grotesque showing waxen models of dissected naked women,
00:57:38
dismembered genitalia, and casts of skin disease or venereal infection, end quote.
00:57:44
Like the Moutier Museum. Yeah, exactly. But I mean, that is educational because you, as a non-doctor,
00:57:51
are probably never going to see the effects of syphilis on someone's nose from, you know, whatever.
00:57:58
Like, that was fascinating. I understand that part. But much like being at the Mooder Museum, where it's like, you can only take so much.
00:58:07
If you're not a doctor type, you're kind of looking at it and then you're like, okay, got it.
00:58:13
Right. This isn't for me. I get it. Yeah. It's just intense to see. I think it just shows us, it shows humans how like vulnerable we are.
00:58:24
You know, it's just, it's creepy. The procurement of bodies for exhibits and for scientific institutions, of course, has always been highly problematic.
00:58:34
We've done episodes about these problems. And actually, just a few weeks ago, on August 15th, 2023, the Washington Post reported on how in the 1930s, the Smithsonian's chief anthropologist dug up the remains of indigenous people in Alaska and displayed them to promote racist and false theories about human anatomy.
00:58:54
me. So even if it's an educational quote unquote, it doesn't mean it's correct in any way.
00:58:59
Yes, that's down to the people who are choosing to do it and what their beliefs are and their
00:59:06
reasons are. Right. By the 1920s, these types of exhibits were no longer popular until Dr. Von Hagen's
00:59:14
revives them. So they'd totally gone out of style. He's like the guy who was like,
00:59:18
I see a void, I'm going to fill it. Dr. Von Hagen's first exhibits plastinated bodies in
00:59:24
Tokyo in 1995. His show, which is called Body Worlds, then makes its way to Mannheim, Germany
00:59:31
by the end of 1997. It's wildly popular. In its first two months in Germany, 200,000 people attend
00:59:38
the exhibit, which is a lot of fucking people. That's huge. Yeah. The New York Times describes
00:59:44
the displays saying, quote, the runner, which is the name of one of the exhibits, is frozen in the
00:59:50
So like they were all in motion all these and like in poses and doing things, right? Right. Yeah. They also say the muscle man is a bare skeleton that holds up its
01:00:14
entire system of muscles, which looks like an astronaut's bulky spacesuit dangling on a hanger.
01:00:21
Like they were a little exploitative the way he posed them. Yeah. Like he was in his mind, he's demonstrating how people use their muscles.
01:00:30
But right. But they were a little like they were a little tongue in cheeky. Oh, really?
01:00:37
Yeah. Oh, yeah. So here's one. The figure with skin retains all its muscles and organs, but its skin is draped like a
01:00:45
coat over one arm. Oh, no. So they're definitely tongue in cheeky, like running.
01:00:49
and it shows like their skin blowing backwards. The expanded body resembles a human telescope.
01:00:57
Its skeleton pulled apart so people can see what lies beneath the skull and the rib cage, unquote, end quote, disquote.
01:01:06
I do remember the runner. There was a picture of the runner in like the SF Weekly
01:01:10
whenever it came through and just, yeah, it just is really gross looking. It's disturbing.
01:01:18
It's disturbing. But it's also fascinating in a lot of ways. It's a way that we've never seen ourselves before and
01:01:26
almost like a way to realize how delicate we are. And you suddenly realize that that's what you're
01:01:32
made up of. And I think that's what made me so lightheaded and dizzy is how fucking fragile
01:01:37
and intricate everything is. And yet somehow we're just fucking walking down the street like no big
01:01:43
Right. Anyway, the exhibit, which Dr. Von Hagen describes as, quote, so he calls it anatomical art.
01:01:53
It immediately sparks a debate in Germany on the ethics of such a display. Catholic and Protestant leaders, of course, come forward, as they like to do, and they take particular issue with it.
01:02:04
One academic theologian and ethicist says, quote, the Mannheim exhibit fits somewhere between art and commerce,
01:02:12
one in which the likely damage to taboos has been factored in as a cost. He who styles human corpses as a so-called work of art no longer respects the importance of death.
01:02:24
So throughout the late 90s and the early 2000s, Body Worlds is a huge commercial success
01:02:29
and Dr. Von Hagen expands his plastination empire. He has hundreds of people working for him and Germany and China all over to plastinate human remains.
01:02:40
Dr. Von Hagen says that all of the people whose bodies are plastinated have consented to the
01:02:45
process. But you remember when the whole controversy came up about that, right? That they didn't have that permission?
01:02:52
Yeah. Yeah. So in 2003, a reporter for the British Medical Journal points to ambiguities in Dr.
01:03:00
Von Hagen's accounting for where the bodies come from and the consent process. The reporter writes,
01:03:05
One of the most controversial pieces in his exhibition in London was the reclining figure of an eight-month-pregnant woman with her womb open to show the fetus.
01:03:16
Oh, God. Yeah. And goes on to say, It is hard to imagine why the woman thought she might die and how exactly Von Hagen's managed to obtain her consent to preserve her after death.
01:03:29
When I asked him, he said that he could not divulge for legal and confidentiality reasons.
01:03:33
the exact circumstances in which any of his, quote, plastinates died, because that might make
01:03:40
it possible to identify them, unquote. So it's this thing of like, I can't tell you for their
01:03:45
privacy, but also like, I don't have to tell you anything because of privacy. Right. So it's a
01:03:51
little sketch. Also, sorry, but when you said the thing about people working in China to make these,
01:03:58
it sounds like he's producing like hundreds of bodies doing this to hundreds of bodies
01:04:05
why isn't it 10 things that will make you go oh my god right like that's i see what the the
01:04:12
fragility of the human body is all about and that's the thing that's on tour why is he making
01:04:17
a bunch of different ones at its height of popularity and even now there's multiple shows
01:04:23
going on throughout the world too. Like it's very, very popular, you know? Yes. But I guess if you're going to argue it's educational, then you would only need the one
01:04:34
show and you'd only need to plastinate 10 bodies as opposed to make factories of people plastinating
01:04:42
bodies. Totally. Because how in the world would people be giving permission to be put on display?
01:04:49
We'll wait for this. Uh-oh. Well, okay. Before I get to that, and I'll tell you, in January of 2004, Germany's most prominent news magazine, Der Spiegel, alleges that Dr. Von Hagen's, his company, had bought the bodies of executed Chinese prisoners. So that was the big fucking controversy. Remember?
01:05:11
Remember? Yes. Now that you say it. Yeah. The article cites emails from a former employee of his, and the magazine claims that some of
01:05:19
the bodies have bullet holes in their heads. Oh. For his part, Dr. Ron Hagen says that as far as he knows, neither he nor anyone in his
01:05:28
company accepted the victims of execution. He also says that the large majority of the bodies in his original exhibition come from
01:05:35
Europe, and he has long maintained a registry of people who wish to donate their bodies.
01:05:41
So people fucking sign up for this. Like, I'm a donor, but there are people who, like, think that this is, I get why it would be in someone's mind that this would be a way to, like, be immortal almost, you know?
01:05:55
I talking about people who buy their free will because even if the Chinese prisoners did quote unquote sign up for this it obviously not by their own free will But the people who actually did eventually sign up by their own free will were fucking interested in it
01:06:11
I just don't see why it had to turn into like Thomas Kinkade, the painter of light, where there had to be factories churning this when they actually were real bodies. Like, yeah, that's my only thing is I'm just still baffled by that part. And how do you get to that part where you're like, no, we need more bodies and more interesting stances or poses or ways to.
01:06:34
It gets worse. Okay. All right. I'm going to stop interrupting. No, I love it. I like how interested you are in this.
01:06:40
Okay. He says, quote, my orders have always been clear. No one who was sentenced to death,
01:06:45
but I wouldn't put my hand in the fire for it and say we weren't perhaps given one or the other execution victim, unquote.
01:06:53
Why is he talking like he's taking orders from someone else? Isn't this his thing?
01:06:58
He also says, quote, the likelihood is very slim, but I cannot rule it out. So he's essentially saying that wasn't our point. That's not what we wanted.
01:07:05
If it happened, it wasn't on my dime. So Dr. Von Hagen's is ultimately granted an interim injunction against your favorite magazine, Der Spiegel.
01:07:15
Der Spiegel. Which stopped the magazine from claiming that the Body Works exhibit contained the bodies of executed prisoners, which to me means they didn't have any actual proof.
01:07:23
It was just the guy who had worked there, you know, said that, right? That's proof.
01:07:30
Isn't it? I don't know. With the success of Dr. Huggins' exhibits, he gains a new source of bodies.
01:07:38
Here we go. Visitors to the exhibits can sign up to donate their own bodies. So you're fucking waiting in line at MoMA or whatever to see this,
01:07:49
and you can sign up to have your body donated to this. You know, it could have started with people who donated their bodies to science,
01:07:56
generally, as a doctor or as, I don't know if he was a professor or what, was able to use those. Like you don't have to specify, like you could become a donor and go to
01:08:09
a plastic surgery school and your face can get worked on. It's like, not like your heart goes
01:08:14
to a child and everything's great, you know? Yeah. Yeah. But it does seem to be a couple steps
01:08:20
past the line to have all of your skin removed and put over your arm like a coat. But you're right
01:08:27
that there's people who are like, when you're dead, you're dead. And education is important.
01:08:31
and it shouldn't be a mystery and it shouldn't always be a taboo. Yeah. Everyone read the book Stiff by Mary Roach
01:08:40
and find out what happens to your body, your after-your-life body. I mean, crash test dummies.
01:08:46
Like, it's just, it's wild. It's such a good book. So the visitors sign up to donate their own bodies
01:08:52
so it's plausible or even likely that by the mid-2000s he really does have a supply of consenting people.
01:08:58
But that's not the end of the story. when it comes to plastinated bodies of unclear origins.
01:09:04
In 2005, an American company called Premier Exhibitions puts on another show called Bodies the Exhibition.
01:09:13
So this has nothing to do with him. This exhibit is not affiliated with Dr. Von Hagen's.
01:09:18
Everyone's trying to jump on this bandwagon. And also he's become wealthy from the sale of plastinated remains
01:09:24
to scientific institutions. So they are being legitimately bought as well. So Bodies, the exhibition, is seen by many as a copycat cash grab.
01:09:33
The show features bodies of about 20 people, as well as body parts, organs, and fetuses in different stages of development.
01:09:42
The bodies in that show come from Dalian Medical University in China, which is a school where Dr. Von Hagen's previously had a business relationship.
01:09:52
and the person working with premier exhibitions to supply the plastinated bodies
01:09:58
is the same former colleague of Dr. Von Hagen's who had fallen out with him before speaking to
01:10:05
Der Spiegel. So he was like, maybe trying to throw him under the bus to be like,
01:10:11
we'll come to my show instead. Oh, right. So that's why it's like questionable if that
01:10:17
it was true or not. Got it. You know, or if he knew about it or not, we can say.
01:10:22
So human rights advocates, of course, vehemently oppose the show. Harry Wu, director of an organization that specifically looks into abuses in the Chinese penal system, says that there's a history of fabricated consent for the donation of organs and body parts in China, of course.
01:10:41
Wu says, quote, considering that China executes between 2,000 and 3,000 prisoners a year
01:10:47
and their long history of freely using death row prisoners for medical purposes,
01:10:52
you have to wonder, unquote. Even if the bodies do not come from non-consenting prisoners,
01:10:58
the words of the president of premier exhibitions, Arnie Geller, are almost as struggling.
01:11:04
The New York Times writes that Geller, quote, insists that the human remains, all but two of them male,
01:11:10
are those of the poor, the unclaimed, or the unidentified. So like Dr. Von Hagen says about his own shows,
01:11:18
proponents of this exhibition say that the show is educational. One part of the exhibition shows the effects of smoking on the lungs.
01:11:26
So that you could say is educational, right? For people who are coming through to see it
01:11:30
and they see what happens when you're a smoker. But critics say that the show's primary objective is to be profitable
01:11:36
and that it's different from using plastinated remains for educational purposes like in medical
01:11:41
schools. So yeah, of course, it's a fucking art show. In 2009, Dr. Von Hagen opens a new exhibit
01:11:48
in Berlin. This time it's called The Cycle of Life. And fucking get this. It features bodies
01:11:54
pose so that they're simulating sex acts. No. Absolutely. not. I mean, in your death, that is grandma, grandma, like whatever you were supposed to
01:12:11
have gotten from the first exhibition. We got it right. It doesn't need to have different
01:12:17
iterations. And I mean, I don't think because I literally can still remember the runner
01:12:23
because when you see eyes without skin around them and teeth and muscles and stuff,
01:12:29
it's just like you don't forget it it's like it's like it's terminator 2 kind of stuff we're just
01:12:35
like it's genuinely scary and also i don't know and if you're like an everyday person like we are
01:12:43
you don't need to see fucking you don't need to see that we don't need to understand that if we
01:12:48
were really interested we could look it up in a like textbook or whatever like that's for medical
01:12:52
students to learn about or for dentists to learn about or for fucking you know like we don't need
01:12:56
to see it. We don't need to see it. And also, I think there is a thing in human beings where we
01:13:02
don't like to see it because that is actually like we were just talking this story I just told
01:13:07
where a woman grabbed a knife. Just hearing about that is bad enough. The idea that you'd be like,
01:13:12
well, you can come and look at this display where you can see every level that that night. It's like,
01:13:17
no, thanks. I get it. I get it. When on the verbal, I get the. Yeah, I don't know.
01:13:24
I will say the thing I did take away personally, and this might be a very small percentage of the people who see this, is how delicate, how beautiful life is, that this is what we're made of.
01:13:36
And yet we get to exist on the planet. It's, you know, every day is a gift. All these things of like, you know, it's just it's overwhelming, like what we're made of and yet what we can accomplish.
01:13:50
and, you know, we're so much bigger than having a bad day. Like, look what our fucking bodies can do.
01:13:57
Let's like treasure that in a way. And in that newest display, literally look what our fucking bodies can do.
01:14:04
I mean, I don't know. That's just like. Yes, I think that went one step beyond for sure.
01:14:10
So of course it causes an uproar as it should. Dr. Von Hagen says that the men and women
01:14:16
featured in the exhibit have consented to appear in sexual poses So it wasn just donation I love to see that paperwork Can you send it over in a zip file i going to look at every single one and because by this point thousands of people have
01:14:31
signed up to donate their bodies this could be true okay and we actually i looked it up on our
01:14:36
my favorite murder gmail account and a listener wrote in named jessica c wrote in that her
01:14:42
father-in-law had been picked up after his bicycle broke down. He was hitchhiking to get home. This is
01:14:50
in Europe, so it was fine. And the person who stopped and picked him up and became really like
01:14:55
a friend was none other than Gunther Von Hagens. And at the end of it, her stepdad said it was a
01:15:02
nice car ride. And he expressed that he wouldn't mind being a donor in the future. He told Von
01:15:08
Hagen's right to his face? No, he didn't tell him that. He told the daughter-in-law that he,
01:15:12
at the end of it, he was like, okay, I'll do it. Okay. So by the 2010s, demand for the various
01:15:18
bodies exhibits is dying down. Dr. von Hagen's has opened a permanent plastination facility in
01:15:25
Germany, which he calls the Plastinarium. Wired says, quote, at its busiest, the complex employed
01:15:32
220 people and churned out specimens for exhibition, along with those that could be
01:15:38
sold to medical schools around the world, limbs and joints for orthopedics, jaws for dentistry,
01:15:44
spinal columns for neurology, and $75,000 plastic-filled corpses for gross anatomy,
01:15:50
end quote. But it's facing some financial difficulties nowadays, and Dr. Von Hagen says
01:15:55
he will have to scale back his staff. And they do animals too there, which is very interesting.
01:16:01
The exhibits have long been the moneymaker and the business of plastinating remains for educational purposes is much smaller.
01:16:09
That said, there are to this day plenty of operational body worlds exhibits. They're still going on.
01:16:16
There are two traveling exhibits in the US right now and one exhibit of animal remains.
01:16:21
There's also one permanent exhibit in the US and there are several traveling and permanent exhibits in Europe as well.
01:16:28
And today, the number I found was that they have sold more than 35 million tickets.
01:16:33
Oh, wow. To the show. The Body Works website claims that more than 20,000 people have signed up to donate their
01:16:39
bodies to the exhibit. I feel like I been proven wrong that this is just a thing that like there are plenty of people who aren creeped out by this at all Yeah I bet they feel like it immortalizing them in some way or like giving back to the community through educational purposes You know what I mean Yeah Yeah I want to go on record
01:16:59
and say I do not want this to happen to me when I fucking die. Well, we'll see what happens. I mean,
01:17:04
like you like to think you can control it, but. Oh, that's true. So potential donors can rescind
01:17:11
their consent at any time and to be considered have to write an essay. So they're not just like
01:17:16
accepting anyone. Like, I think they're like taking it very seriously, but you can't just be
01:17:19
like, I want to do it. You have to be like, here's why I want to do it. You know? Yes. You'd kind of
01:17:24
prove solid thinking and clear. Yeah. Yes. So Dr. Von Huggins was diagnosed with Parkinson's
01:17:32
disease more than 10 years ago, and he is currently in his late seventies. He says he
01:17:37
plans to be plastinated after he dies. He says, quote, my plastinated corpse will then stand in a
01:17:44
welcoming pose at the entrance of my exhibition. Wow. And that is the history and story and
01:17:52
controversy of the bodies exhibits. Amazing. I mean, at the end, like he really is putting his
01:17:59
money where his mouth is. Like, yes, that's good. Well, it feels so crazy. It feels like it should
01:18:04
have started in the 50s. You know, like it feels so antiquated. And yet it started in the 90s and
01:18:11
is still going on today. It's just there's never going to not be a fascination with morbid topics,
01:18:16
as you can tell by this podcast's popularity. I mean, true, except for I am fascinated by true
01:18:24
crime and I'm so not fascinated by anatomical realities. It's not the same. Being into like
01:18:32
Blood and gore is not the same fucking thing as being interested in true crime stories.
01:18:39
And it really isn't. Finally, people are understanding that, which is good. Well, that was fascinating.
01:18:44
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