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Oh no. The cat's owner was then given a plea deal to flip on his roommate, who I guess was more guilty.
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Yeah. I know this email is already long, but I just wanted to say a big thank you to the two of
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you for all that you do. I can honestly say that you have changed my life and helped me get out of a bad relationship.
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We're letting you know right now. The answer is yes. All right. Subject line of this email is Israel Keys was my next door neighbor.
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No. Hi, friends. On episode 46, Skippers Unite, you covered my next door neighbor, Israel Keys.
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Kind of. That's the one I didn't finish. Oh. If I don't remember, they don't remember.
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It was like I didn't finish my homework and then I just read it. Oh, yeah. It was not good. Episode 46. You know, early days.
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Early days. I had two jobs. Okay, anyway. That's right. I grew up in Anchorage, Alaska, and out of all the 700,000 people in the largest state in the U.S., my neighbor just so happened to be a serial killer.
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Thanks, Mom. Just kidding. I love her. okay we always invited him over for our little neighborhood get-togethers and parties out oddly
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enough he would never show up it's not odd my mom found that a little odd because out of every
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neighbor on the street he was the only one who would never come my stepdad loved to talk to him
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about his crab apple tree for some weird reason stepdad like stopping a serial killer to talk
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about his crab apple tree that he doesn't give a shit about he's like standing with his arms crossed
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at the end of the driveway. He's like, I see you prune that tree over there. It's looking pretty good compared to last year.
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You're going to want to get some fertilizer. Oh, my God. And he's literally staring into the eyes,
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like in a horror movie when the eyes are completely black. Yeah. And he's like, anyway, crab apples.
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Bye. Talk to you later. Oh, my God. Okay, go on. And we would take him raspberries from our raspberry bush.
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We never had an inkling that anything was off about him since he was pretty nice to us.
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We just thought he was quiet and kept to himself. That's kind of the resounding chorus of all serial killer interactions.
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Because they are apex predators. They do not show the danger on the outside. Sure.
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They acclimate to whatever their surroundings are, too. So nobody questions them.
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He's just a regular guy in Anchorage. That's right. He knew exactly how to be that.
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The crab apple tree. I'll never forget when they started figuring out it was him, though.
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My friend and I were hanging out upstairs after school when the SWAT team showed up and surrounded his house.
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This was before they found him in Texas, but it was still terrifying to watch firsthand.
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My friend and I were glued to the window overlooking his house while I was on the phone with my mom screaming,
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there are men with guns surrounding the neighbor's house. Holy shit. She thought I was lying to get her home sooner since I was a snotty little teenager at the time.
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and I had been getting caught sneaking out quite a bit. So she never believed anything I said.
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She responded with, Honey, that's not funny. I'll be home in an hour and hung up on me.
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When she got home, she was met by several police officers at our front door, questioning her about our neighbor.
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Needless to say, she felt pretty bad about not believing me. Yeah, mom. And that's the message of this whole email.
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Believe your teenagers. Stay sexy and don't trust your neighbors, Madison. oh my god madison why have you waited eight and a half years to send the most classic fucking
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hometown madison i feel like you know the reason is because madison was probably 11 when this
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what year did he get caught i think that's 2000s i think that's a guess okay all right i'm gonna
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Okay this one called Murder Home Sweet Murder Home which is confusing And then it just starts here we go In 1962 when I was one year old my family moved into what would become my childhood home It was built in the mid or so and showed its age but me and my three older siblings loved it
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After we moved in, the town historian let us know the home's history. Oh, my God.
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You know, the town's historian is just like some dude who fucking lives there. With a very waxed mustache.
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Yeah. Bowler hat. Straw hat. Right. Right. He's like a laser pointer to show you parts, you know, but he's not.
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But what does he? Okay. But what does he do? How much money do you make as a town's historian?
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Nothing if you have voted yourself the town's historian and that's just your hobby.
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True. Are you a town historian? Can you let us know what your deal is? Please write in.
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Please write in. Many years before, a husband killed his wife there. He dropped her body down the well, cemented it over, and then hightailed it out of town.
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Oh, God. He landed in the Pacific Northwest where he worked in a sawmill. One day he, quote, accidentally fell into the giant whirring blade.
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Oh, my God. Rumor is the ghost of his wife pushed him in. And then it says in parentheses, that last bit I'm not sure is actual history or if there was some punching up on my older brother in the retelling of the story.
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It's urban myth for sure. Yeah. But oh, my God, we're here for it. After dropping that nugget of info, the historian told us that everybody who had lived in the house since had seen her ghost, including a past resident who saw her walking through the wall where her phone hung.
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So needless to say, I spent my childhood expecting to see her as well with a mixture of dread and excitement.
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The cemented over well was still there at the side of the house. And it says, I'm assuming they got her body out at some point.
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It's lore. It's history. It's lore. So every time I would walk back from my neighbor's house at night, the last stretch would be a full-on sprint.
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The bottom line is, though, none of us ever saw her in the 16 years we lived there.
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We even tried a Ouija board in the attic once, but nothing. That's fucking ballsy.
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I almost titled this A Disappointing Ghost Story, but thought it might hurt its chances.
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You're right. I'm wondering if we wanted it too much and she could sense it. Maybe.
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Yeah, I think so. Having said that one morning in the house, my mother suddenly woke up in her bedroom to see
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her elderly father who lived in Florida standing at the foot of her bed. He disappeared when the phone rang.
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The call was to inform her that her father had passed away. Ooh. That happened to my mom too.
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My mom was pregnant with my brother. They were in New York staying at my aunt's house.
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It was nighttime. she flung open the window because he she heard her dad yelling her name from outside janet
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and he died and he died that night he died that night in his sleep in his sleep yeah and then it
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says spooky but sweet yours dave spooky but it says that but sweet sweet dave i'm obsessed with
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the well it's from that horror movie the i was gonna say the cringe what's the horror movie the
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grudge yeah when the girl's in the well oh yeah of course so disturbing just a well by itself yeah
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knowing that a body had been put into that well and you just have to kind of walk by it yeah no way
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no no oh jesus dave okay i'm not gonna read you the subject line it says hello karen georgia team
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and all pets. As I was listening to this week's episode of the McDonald's Monopoly scam,
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I thought Karen and Georgia need to hear how my own father pulled off a scam with his Pepsi points.
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You know, I used to collect Marlboro miles. Does that surprise you as a teenager?
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Not at all. Because well, first of all, you were smoking them, you got them. You smoked them if
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you got them. But they had some great windbreakers. That's right. I wanted a jacket. Look. Yeah.
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You just want a pool cue. You want to smoke and then you want some swag. Yeah. Okay.
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In the mid 90s, Pepsi had it. There's a Netflix series about the Pepsi promotional campaign that this person's about to talk about.
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Oh, it's like buying someone a jet. Pepsi, where's my jet? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay. So in the mid 90s, Pepsi had a promotional campaign where customers would collect points off Pepsi products.
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You would later mail in an envelope with your points to redeem for Pepsi gear. I was seven when my family decided it was absolutely necessary to collect as many points as we could.
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We clipped the points off of the cardboard case boxes, stowed away every cap from two liter bottles, and made sure we were only Pepsi drinkers during this promotion.
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There you go. I mean, that is marketing success, 100% marketing. That's your dream family.
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Totally. Meanwhile, I was like, can I please have seven up? My parents were so weird about soda.
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Oh, no, we've never had soda. I equate sushi with soda because the only time I was allowed to drink a Coke was when we were at the sushi bar and it was like a special occasion.
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Yeah, same. Yeah. Yeah, it had to be a special occasion, which is like, what are you setting up in our minds about food and special occasions?
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Yeah, but at the same time, I don't think either of us have had a root canal and we're really lucky that we didn't drink soda as kids, you know?
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True, true. My teeth are great. Okay. When the time came to exchange our points for prizes, my mom put my dad in charge and told him to choose wisely.
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While we collected points like our lives depended on it, we were a middle class family of four.
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How many points could we really have? Enough for a sweatshirt, maybe a sweatshirt and a baseball cap.
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My dad carefully looked through the catalog of items, made his selections and sent away his points for prizes.
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You remember those catalogs too where it was like they really gave you a variety of things to choose from because all kinds of brands did this And yeah And that how Pepsi got in trouble with it They said they were offering a jet a fighter jet which clearly
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they weren't. But then watch the documentary. Months later, we slowly started getting Pepsi
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items in the mail, a sweatshirt, then a t-shirt showed up, a baseball cap and a water bottle were
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next, then a towel and a CD holder, all with the Pepsi logo, of course. But it wasn't until the 21
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speed mountain bike showed up at our door that my mom questioned my dad. Steve, how many points did
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we have? I'm not sure. Did we have enough for all these items? It's their fault if they didn't count
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the points I sent in. It turns out my dad checked one of almost everything in the catalog within
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reason, he said, so they wouldn't question him, of course. He wanted to see if they actually would
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count his points, and they did not. My mom was livid. Me, a now eight-year-old child, thought
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all the Pepsi stuff was awesome. Yeah. Of course. And none the wiser that it was all essentially
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stolen. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. You bought their crap. Yep. Goddamn sugar water. Yep. It was
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not stolen this man is just smarter than the fucking system he's gaming the system that's
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trying to game him that's right and he gets to that's capitalism baby hey baby my dad was far
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from a trash dad of the 90s he loved my sister and i and did everything he could to give us the
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best childhood unfortunately shortly after receiving the pepsi but oh wait a second i'm
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gonna lose my mind i forgot about this part unfortunately shortly after receiving the pepsi
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bicycle, he passed away from cancer. He never got the chance to ride the bike, but you best bet I did
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when I was big enough. And I love telling everyone how we got the bike as it gave everyone a good
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laugh. I'm writing this email on the 26th anniversary of his passing. And while it's
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incredibly difficult living 26 years without my dad, it's silly memories like these that make me
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smile stay sexy and go hug your dad kelsey oh my god that dad was kelsey's basically saying he
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wasn't trashed out he wasn't a cheater or whatever but it's like but that's parenting he loved kelsey
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and her sister so much yeah that he's like i'll rip off pepsi for you guys i want you to have a
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bike and a hat and a stupid cd holder like it's almost too like let's see if this works because
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you're not going to get in trouble if it doesn't. I love it. It's brilliant. It's so good. Oh my
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Hi, all. My little brother is the favorite child. It all started when he and our cousin were playing baseball in our yard and broke the
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windshield in my mom's car. Did he get yelled at and grounded? Of course not. They were just playing and didn't mean it, according to my mother.
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From then on, he earned the moniker of favorite child. One day, while at my brother's T-ball game, my mom asked me what I wanted to do for my
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impending 18th birthday party. And while the conversation started about my birthday, we ended up talking about what Garrett
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would want to do for his 10th birthday party, still months away. Oh my God, the rage.
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My mom let it slip that she offered to take him to Chuck E. Cheese. This was the ultimate betrayal.
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You see, I always wanted a Chuck E. Cheese party growing up. An hour away. And we only had a little car at the time.
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So my mom always said no. And it says, in reality, she offered to take myself and one friend there or have a big party at our house.
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And I always choose the latter because duh. So yeah, it's just right. Appreciate that.
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Having a one friend party at Chuck E. Cheese kind of defeats the purpose of Chuck E. Cheese.
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That's just like on a Saturday, not for your fucking birthday. Yeah, you're supposed to scream in like groups of kids are supposed to give you a bunch of shit.
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It's supposed to be like total mayhem. You have to like need a nap so bad afterwards that like you fall asleep on the way to the car.
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Yeah. Yeah. She said it's fine now, though, because we had a van and it could actually take a car full of kids.
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And it says my dream. Garrett didn't even want it. Anyways, I was still absolutely reeling over this admission when I realized what I was going to do for my 18th birthday.
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Live out my Chuck E. Cheese fantasies. I told my mom and she said, sure, whatever.
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18 year olds aren't going to want to go to Chuck E. Cheese. And even if they do, I don't have to drive them.
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I'm pretty sure she was expecting maybe four or five people to come. But we had at least 20 to 25 teenagers ready to play.
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Yes, of course. This was back in the day of gold coins. They don't have them anymore.
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They have those fucking little tap cards now. For children? Yes. No tokens anymore.
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And no tickets. Are tokens somehow bad? Well, they're so disgusting. I wouldn't touch them.
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But yes. Oh, yeah. They're on like a little credit card looking to buy a credit card, like when you're at the laundromat.
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And then you keep it yourself and no one else touches your credit card because we're living in a post-pandemic world.
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Right. And then the tickets are on that card, too. And they tell you how many tickets you have.
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So there's no like fun tickets coming out of the game, you know? That sucks. It's sad.
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That changes skeeball like fundamentally. Yeah. A hundred percent. Kids these days.
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This was back in the day of gold coins for the machine. So my mom had huge buckets of coins, like a leprechaun, dishing them out to us.
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Only awkward part was when Chuck himself came out and I had to stand up by him and a somewhat confused worker while they sang me happy birthday.
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I don't think they get many 18th birthdays there for some reason. It was honestly a pretty amazing birthday.
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And now my husband, who was at that birthday, and I take our girls to that same Chuck E. Cheese during the freezing Wisconsin winters when you can't do anything outside.
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It's changed a lot, but I saw Chuck the other day and I'm pretty sure he remembered me.
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ssdgm brie i never heard anybody refer to chucky cheese by just his first name like he a businessman Charles Entertainment Cheese That his full name
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He knows how to entertain. I love the idea that it's like, you know what, I am going to go back.
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They say you can't go back. I'm going to go back. I'm going to reclaim this. Such an 18 year old. I'm still kind of a kid. I'm not a grown up yet. I want to like,
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do something silly still and everyone all your friends are on board like hell fucking yeah we'll
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do that silly thing with you yeah because they all know this is like we're at the sunset of our
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childhood yeah so do it now while you can i love it i do love it okay here's my last one okay
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celebrity encounter dame judy dench i mean are you fucking kidding me oh my god hi all i'll get
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right to it. This has long been one of my favorite with a you stories to tell, mainly due to Dame
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Judi Dench's status as a genuine national treasure and the unexpected nature of this encounter.
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I grew up in a small town in the south of England, and the lovely Miss Dench lives in the next
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village. She was known to pop into our school performances on occasion. That right there,
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I want to start crying. Oh my God, Judy. She's like, I'll go down and watch you guys put on
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the lottery by Shirley Jackson? No problem. I'd love to see. Oh my God. But at 15, I'd never been lucky enough to catch a glimpse. So imagine the scene. I'm a
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maybe just turned 15 bookworm who's working her first proper Saturday job at a tiny chip shop
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on the outskirts of town. Generally, our customers were regulars and not really remarkable. God,
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No offense. Yeah. One Saturday, though, the boss had taken a call and then suddenly got busy.
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He was cooking up more cotton chips than I thought we could possibly sell. All the while, I'm just sitting on a tiny stool, reading my book and occasionally getting up to wrap a few portions of fish and chips and stacking them in the warming cupboard.
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My first job was at a yogurt shop and I sat on a stool and read Stephen King. and I did it even the day that the owner came in because I didn't know that I should get up and
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wipe counters and pretend. I was like, yeah, I'm here to read the book and man the counter. No
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one's in here. It was so embarrassing after the fact. I can't believe she didn't fire me on the
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spot Okay anyway That amazing It not about me It about Judy Dunge I look up and a smallish older lady gets out of a modest car and heads toward the chippy Now I should probably add that as an adult I basically useless without my glasses
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But at 15, I hadn't yet dealt with that need and life was all a little bit blurry.
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So this lady opens the door to the shop and says, hi, I called ahead. You've got 30 portions of fish and chips ready for me, I believe.
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folks that smallish lady in the tiny chippy on the edge of an equally tiny town was judy dench
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i stuttered let me check if it's all ready for you and headed off to find the boss man
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skidding to a stop he looks at me and says don't panic treat her like she's anyone else that's why
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she comes to me so i handed over the bags full of fish and chips told her the total and watched
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as she wrote me a check to pay signed with the most beautiful signature. I bet. I placed the
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check in the till, wished her a good evening and picked my book back up as she walked out the door,
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telling me as she left, tell if I just started crying again. I don't even know what happened.
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It's just the end of every email makes me cry. And telling me as she left, it's my grandson's
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birthday. All he wanted was for us to eat fish and chips out of the paper. And that was that.
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She was glorious. It made my year. And ever since, I've always referred to her as my pal Judy.
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Thank you for all you do. Raising awareness of mental health, not drinking when it stops feeling good, and generally being the best.
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Appreciate it. Smiley face. Stay sexy and treat her like she's anyone else. Rachel.
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Oh, my God. So satisfying. Beautiful. Yeah. What a beautiful story. Just treat celebrities like people.
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Yeah. Although I wouldn't have been able to do that with Judi Dench. I don't think.
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I would have been a little bit awestruck. Have you ever seen the thing? There's a clip.
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It's on TikTok, but it's a clip from the Graham Norton show. And they ask her to do a little bit of Shakespeare.
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And then she's like, well, that's weird and uncomfortable. And but it's like, but just do it.
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And then she fucking like she does a sonnet. And it's all like this comedy show.
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And you get it. And suddenly, yes, suddenly you understand what the sonnet is about.
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And also you're like, this is the most compelling person on the planet. Yeah. Like, you're making me want to listen to a Shakespearean sonnet.
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So good. I can play it cool around famous people except Corey Feldman But Liza Minnelli would be my oh no I can I can play it cool Liza Minnelli Well I think she up in the Judi Dench range of like a talent that is superseded time basically
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Yeah. Wow. That was amazing. Great. What a series of emails. Yeah. That was really awesome.
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Thank you, Rachel. Such good advice. Yeah. We've done it again. Yeah. Thanks for writing in, you guys.
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We really appreciate it. Or thanks for just listening if you didn't write in. I like that we just read everybody else's emails and I said we did it again.
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We read them again. That was the universal we. That was the collective we as a whole.
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And also to the collective we as a whole, stay sexy. And don't get murdered. Goodbye.
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