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Hello and welcome to My Favorite Murder. The mini-sode of squiggles and stripes.
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high school in the early 2000s, my brother, a sophomore in the same high school, lockdown drills
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and all the things my kids now experience were in their infancy. We had a lockdown procedure,
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but it was rarely practiced and it wasn't taken as seriously as it is now. Fucking awful. Suddenly,
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we hear an announcement over the loudspeaker saying we are going into lockdown and it was not
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a drill. Apparently, there was an armed burglary in the neighborhood across the street from our
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school and the police were chasing the guy towards our school. Don't run towards us.
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Here, just head over toward the school. Take care of it in the lunchroom. Right. And then they were chasing him in our school because in the 2000s,
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schools didn't have multiple locked doors you had to get through to make it into the building.
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We live in the worst reality for children and with guns and this idea that we're all so used to it when it was just 20 years ago that none of this was how it was.
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It's not. It doesn't fucking match. No. You can't pick and choose which children you want to live or die.
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Go fuck yourself. Anyway. It says all of that in that email? Okay, well, I guess you had to read it.
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Allegedly. Don't fuck yourself. My class was on the bottom floor. We could hear the police radios yelling and running as it fades away down the hall.
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A few minutes later, we hear a loud banging and then breaking glass. So, of course, our teenage brains tell us to look out the window into our school's courtyard where the sound was coming from.
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and just in time to see a guy jump from the second story art class walkway and onto the ground,
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barely missing the lunch picnic tables. The guy looks shaken, possibly injured from his escape
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attempt. So he's slow to get up and gives the admin and police time to swarm him and he was
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we knew about the lockdown. My brother tells us that he was in art class when the guy broke the
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window and jumped in front of him. And we were all amazed. Tell us everything. Well, it turns out
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my brother heard a knock on the art door and recognizing the kid knocking, he opened the door
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for him thinking he must have been in the bathroom or something when we went into lockdown. This kid
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turned out to be the same guy the police were chasing. So he opened a locked. Yeah, but he opened
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the locked door to let the shooter inside. The time my brother opened the door for the bad guy.
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Oh, no. The kid grabbed a chair, beat at the window until it broke, and then jumped to escape
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while the police were trying to make their way into the locked classroom. Because of course,
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my brother locked the door behind him after letting the kid in. Yes, that's right. Fucking
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teenagers, sophomore boys, don't give them any responsibilities. Turns out this kid was just as
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good at jumping out of a window as he was at being a burglar. And that's the story of how my brother
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let the bad guy in and why our school put out more rules and training for lockdown drills.
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She was just testing them, this kid. Yeah, that's right. SSDGM, Angela G, she, her.
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You know that. One evening, I was probably about eight. My brother would have been five.
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The three of us were at home and my dad was on shift. Do you remember in the age of landlines when you could call your own number and hang up really quick and then your home phone would ring?
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Oh, my God. Yeah. I fucking forgot about that. There was all kinds of games and tricks that we used to play on landlines.
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Because we were bored. Because we didn't have distractions like you guys have today.
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My favorite in the world is my friend Dave Roth used to do this at his house when we'd like party all night and then stay at his house and be like on the landline calling people.
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He would pick up in his room and listen in on your call, breathing really loudly and giggling like he was your little brother.
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As a kid, it was a great way to mess with other people in the house. On this particular evening, my mom used it against me.
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I remember the phone ringing and no one answering it, so I took it upon myself to take care of it.
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After saying hello, I heard on the other end of the phone, Hello, this is the police department. We have an armed man on the loose from prison.
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Please be sure all the lights are off in your house and all the doors are locked.
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And then click, they hung up. Oh my god. In my eight-year-old full-body panic, I ran to the back of the house, turning off the kitchen light as I went through,
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locked the back door, and made sure the lights were off, then started running as fast as I could to lock the front door.
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As I sprinted to the front of the house, my mom jumped out of nowhere and yelled, got ya.
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What? And then it says, I thought I was going to die. Oh, my God. My mom, on the other hand, thought this was the funniest thing that had ever happened in life.
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Oh, she was bored, too. She was bored. And this is something my cousin Stevie does.
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and you're walking back out, he's suddenly right here, like jumping at you. I don't like sudden people.
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It's hilariously the scariest thing of all time. My mom reassured me that she was on the other end of the phone and it was her poor idea of a joke.
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Trash parent? I mean, if that isn't it, it's got to be close, right? If this story doesn't do it, then maybe the time my mom and dad had me shave,
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yes, shave a shaving cream covered balloon. When it popped and the shaving cream went all over, I cried for hours.
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I still hate the sounds of balloons popping. Yeah, you get you got to go to therapy.
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Goodbye. Okay, this one's called Jers and Jury Duty. Hi, hi, MFM crew. I haven't been listening long enough to be writing in for the garbled sound time, but here we are.
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So sorry. It's okay. I'm writing because I was listening to Rewind of Episode 78, the freshest recording.
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at the beginning of the episode, Georgia talks about going to an oxygen channel,
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something or other about a new show where they were talking to new jurors of famous cases.
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I mean, that's crazy. Yeah, I forgot about that part. We heard testimony that was hard to hear.
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prominent emotion I felt was sadness because there was just so little good about any of it.
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We rendered our verdict mid-afternoon on a random weekday. Court ended and we were thanked and sent
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We all went to a bar and just talked and decompressed and wondered who all exactly goes
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to a bar near the courthouses mid-afternoon on a random weekday. Fucking juries. Yeah. We all
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stayed in touch and got together several times over the next year. We were the only ones who
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knew what we'd been through and the only other people we could talk about it with. Of course,
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jurors who are on high profile cases. Just serving on a low profile one is hard enough. Thank you for
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bringing humor and humanity and empathy into our lives at a time when there isn't a lot of any of
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that. Stay sexy and feel honored instead of annoyed when you get a jury summons. J, she, her.
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Yeah, it's big. That's so interesting. It's just like you are sending a human being to the worst
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place they can go. Right. And for an extended period of time. And you want to give them worse
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because you hate them, but you can't. You have to go by the rules. You can't look away from the exhibit.
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Or you don't want to. I mean, it's like that idea of like you suddenly understand what we're really talking about.
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Sending people to a place you couldn spend five minutes in for years and years It just like ugh just yeah You have to see how like it really works It actually works or doesn work Yeah All right We change the tenor of this a tiny bit with this subject line
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barking and entering. Hello, and welcome to my hometown story. Living in Louisville as a young
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adult, I shared a house with a rotating cast of friends. One of them, let's call him P,
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the initial P, unfortunate, was dog sitting and running late. He called and asked if I could let
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I walked about a half a mile to this random condo, let myself into a stranger's home, scooped up the
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P to come along. Since it was a one-story condo, I had the very innocent thought, and very innocent as in
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11. Looking back, this feels like a wildly questionable decision. But at the time,
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I was thrilled. Truly a baby murderino in the making. The day started with a full tour of his
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workspace. And I love this because you've got to think of this guy, this medical examiner
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who they approached. He's maybe like this nerd. No one wants to hear how his day was. No one wants
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to talk to him at parties because nobody's into fucking all the death that surrounds him.
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And he smells like formaldehyde. Smells like formaldehyde. People think he's bad luck somehow, too. And something that's like
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little girl is like, I want to do what you do one day. Tell me everything. You're my hero. I bet she
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made his day. I hope so. Okay, let's just go with that. You don't smell like formaldehyde. I'm sorry.
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He explained how death investigations worked, walked me through the process of autopsies,
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and answered every single dark, inappropriate question an 11-year-old could possibly ask.
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And when I say he held nothing back, I mean nothing. I asked about his most intense cases.
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see like I would have this kid if I could have a kid. Yes. And he was more than happy to share
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stories and images that in hindsight, no child should ever see. Like actual pictures? I hope
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just no. I hope not. At some point during the day, well, here's the thing. At some point during
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the day, he got a call about a deceased person on the other side of town. And for reasons I still
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cannot explain, he let me ride along. No. When we arrived, he told me to look away. Like where
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You couldn't mind maybe ask the parents about like, right? This is crazy. Look away.
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Wait, what year was it? I hope this was 1971. Well, you know what? She was 11 then and she's an adult now.
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Oh, okay. Yeah, perhaps. Told me to look away. Naturally, I did not. Yeah. From the backseat, I watched as first responders handled the scene of an elderly woman who had passed away on her front porch overnight.
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I remember thinking, not fearfully, just very clearly. I don't think my parents realized this is what that permission slip covered.
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No way. Later, I learned there was no foul play. It was a tragic accident. But standing there as an 11 watching a real death investigation unfold permanently rewired my brain Well yeah that why they don do that Totally That why you supposed to look away That why you supposed to stay in the car I love the idea of like standing there right on the edge of the crime scene tape
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This is like just standing there taking photos. With my little trench coat on. My little trench coat and smelling like formaldehyde. And somehow that was not the end of the day.
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We went back to his office where he continued showing me case files and talking through
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investigations, murders, accidents, and everything in between with the same casual openness. I love
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this guy. I mean, he is a doctor. That's how he got taught. Yeah. It's totally normal to him.
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It is. He's got a toe on that spectrum and he's living life. Someone's got to do this job after
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him. Yeah. I absorbed all of it. It was fascinating, horrifying, and deeply inappropriate all at once.
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My favorite. That's right. That day is still one of the most vivid memories of my life.
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I never became a medical examiner, but I did grow up to be a PhD scientist. Holy shit.
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And I remain endlessly fascinated by true crime and forensic investigation. It turns out I've been a murderino since childhood.
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And somehow the parents who signed off on this whole experience are now also devoted fans of your podcast.
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So thanks for letting me share the origin story of my lifelong obsession. Stay sexy and read the permission slip carefully.
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Danielle. Danielle, I always get shocked when I hear about older people liking this podcast. I don't know why. It's silly of me, but it always is that thing of like, but we swear so much.
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Are you sure? You're not mad at us? You're not mad? Okay. My mom's mad. I know. Okay, I'm not going to read you the subject line of this. It says,
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Dear Stephen and everyone else, hey, long-time listener, first-time writer inner.
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So a couple years ago, I was living in the crappiest apartment in this really nice suburb in Melbourne with two housemates.
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I always feel stupid when I say Melbourne, but you have to, that's the way it's said.
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That's correct. Melbourne. With two housemates, Fiona and Steph, we were stoked to be living in such a lovely leafy green place,
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even though our ground floor apartment was tiny and all the light was blocked by these giant twisted shrubs that covered our windows so we could barely see out.
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So throughout the year we lived there There were a few times when I would be hanging out in the lounge room that I could have sworn that I heard heavy breathing from just outside the window
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It was so loud and over exaggerated that I would always sit completely still paralyzed with fear until it stopped
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And I told myself that I was just imagining it one time it happened really late at night
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And I forced step out of her room to hear it She did and we were really freaked out because it was so loud and clear that it legit sounded like someone was in the house with us
00:29:38
Fiona looked at us like we were either crazy or overreacting as there was no way anyone could be inside without us knowing
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Until oh god one night fee was working on her master's thesis until about one in the morning at our kitchen table
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Also by one of these windows She was tired delirious and felt like her thesis was driving her crazy So when she heard a low hoarse creepy voice outside the window saying Run
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Over and over. She wasn't sure if she had finally lost her mind or not. That is the worst.
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Run. Sorry, I just did it that way, but that's how it's written. Run. Needless to say, she was terrified and quickly packed up her laptop and bolted to her room.
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She told me the next morning in a nervous, joking way. And once I reminded her about the heavy breathing, all three of us freaked out.
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Certainly had a stalker. No, that's not a go to bed issue. That's a turn every light on, wake everyone up.
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This idea that you're like, okay, I don't want that to have just happened. And it's like, okay.
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You know what? I'm not going to run. I'm going to lay down. Do the fucking opposite of what you just told me to fucking do, terrifying witch.
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Go ahead and call the Australian 911, please. 999? It's got to be 999. Okay, we were certainly at a stalker, but what to do?
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We had no evidence. We weren't 100% sure of what we had heard, so we couldn't go to the police.
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We asked our property manager to trim the hedges and install a security light. They did the hedges but unhelpfully told us they would discuss the light when the body corporate met again in four months, like HOA.
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They had no idea what the protocol is for maybe being stalked. Of course not, because people won't fucking pay attention to this as a problem.
00:31:23
Until you're dead. Okay. After a little while of being terrified in our own home, I decided to lay a trap to get some evidence.
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That's great. On the same night of the week, at the same time, I sat in the exact same spot working on my laptop with no one else home with the voice memo app open on my phone, ready to record the creepy voice as soon as it appeared.
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I sat there for hours, daring the stalker to come and get me, but when I hadn't heard anything by 2 a.m., I went to bed, weirdly disappointed that my complex sting operation hadn't worked, instead of feeling relieved like a normal person would.
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Then I heard it. Outside my bedroom window, accompanied by erratic scuttling sounds as well.
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At first, I was terrified, but I listened really closely and thought maybe the sound wasn't human after all.
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I jumped on Google and eventually found a clip confirming that what we were actually hearing was a possum.
00:32:15
A run for your life possum? That's right. A tiny, vicious, territorial marsupial had caused us weeks of fear and terror.
00:32:23
Fiona was both relieved and horribly embarrassed when I told her. But of course, you wouldn't expect to get possums in such an urban area.
00:32:31
It's only because there were so many big trees that it decided to terrorize us. Anyway, now it's one of our favorite dinner party stories.
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We love to tell everyone about that one time we thought we had a stalker. Oh, I want to hear it.
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SSDGM Jane. What does an Australian possum sound like? That sounds like a joke. Oh, it's some sort of...
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How does it say run? Run. It's always up at the end. Run. A run. Oh my God that terrifying I know Terrifying but then ultimately But then adorable Just a little baby possum And then did you make friends with him I love possums They covered in ticks
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Send us your story about being covered in ticks to myfavoritemurder at Gmail. Please do not.
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Every time I find a tick on one of my dogs, it's the most upsetting thing. Oh, I don't want that.
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It's so upsetting. They're terrible. They're gross. But you're not, and we love you, and thank you for listening.
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And also stay sexy. And don't get murdered. Goodbye. Elvis, do you want a cookie?
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