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hey weirdos I'm Ash and I'm Elena and this is [Music] morbid listener tals that's the new listener tale song that's
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it it's like the mini morbid song but it's it's not better it's not better oh you just brought that back out I saw
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somebody um you can download that as I don't know who I don't know from who but somebody tagged me in an insta pick that
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um like it's like a cell phone ringtone honestly that HS me I remember that I feel that that's a different time in my
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life that is that's a different time in all of our Liv people ask me to sing that sometimes I'm like I love you so
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much that was from a different era yeah she was Disturbed yeah that like Taylor Swift has eras we also have eras yeah
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and that's she likes to be in her eras but we leave ours behind yeah and you know what that's that's a good one to
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leave in the dust and my personal opinion I think I'm hurting a lot of people's feelings right now cuz people
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got really emotionally attached to that song it's true and you know it's that's the thing it's F like that's a great
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Nostalgia bomb of like yes that was a wonderful moment in time we just don't we We Grew From that I don't know her we
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grew out of that yeah that was a seed we are some kind of flowering plant now yeah we're like a snap dragon yeah just
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that's what came to me snap but I don't I said I that's what my first thought was actually venus fly trap but then I
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was like I'm not eating flies no I don't want to do that either to be quite honest I I think Snap Dragons that was
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smart on your part I think they're pretty aren't they snap absolutely they sound pretty
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oh they're [ __ ] beautiful I can't have them cuz I have cats oh hell yeah yeah that's what we are yes um look at
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us I was I was going to say I was the corpse flower and I I only bloom once every like 10 years and you better get
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here cuz then I go to sleep but and also it smells like a rotting corpse so I was
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that's what I was I was like don't those smell bad no they do they literally they
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get their name but because they smell like decomposition oh mama they're all so heinous looking and they're huge damn
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what the [ __ ] kind of flower is this yeah it's gnarly where do these grow yeah they there's only a few around like
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there's a few around here like at places for real at I shouldn't say few there's
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like really you have to travel to see one like they have them at place there is I don't know where though but I
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wanted to see it the last time and I didn't get to and I would like to see it this time I want to see one I don't want
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to smell it yeah I want to smell it I want to see if it's good for you if it's the same how far away can can you can
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smell one half a mile away it's gnarly I'm wearing a mask I'm excited about it that's going to be our
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next I don't know when the next one is blooming wow and they bloom only for 24 to 36 hours you have to get like it's a
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big deal that's why it's so amazing to see cuz it's just this thing near suddenly we're like corpse flower near
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me let me let me find one usually at like you know botanical gardens you know like very fancy places there's one at
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the Frank Zoo that's that's a drive but that's a drive but you know what worth it yeah you know take a take a whole
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last day trip oh this was three four years ago just kidding it might still be there though well no it probably died
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right but I think they like rebloom they' be doing that you're right okay well we'll we'll look into this
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later sorry that was a live look into our PL really that's a live look into how we a
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conversation it it just Trails into like where can we find this thing and go for
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the whole day I'm about to do some steady research after this hell yeah so wait one more thing this one is 4 feet
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tall they're huge that's what I mean they're like big yeah it looks like it almost looks like a oversized aloe plant
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before it grows yeah it kind of does you're right yeah okay I got to get out of here so Sor it's it's listener Tales
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which are brought to you by you for you from you and all about you exactly and I
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had to make that happen of course we can't go into it without that NE the first one that we found just look
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looks iconic oh yeah cuz Deb Deb as we all know helps us like organize the listener Tales I said Deb Deb really put
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a folder together and she found the perfect listener tale she sure did it is entitled a priest stole my great
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grandmother's Godmother's grimoire question mark like what a priest is in this a grimoire I looked really briefly
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there's Witches Witches of course if there's a grimoire there's witches what the what do we do in here and it's from
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Sarah which is a very witch name immediately I was like of course it's from Sarah like come on uh Sarah said
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it's okay to use Sarah's name so s hi Sarah hey um and this says attached as a you wrote a long email as well that was
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very kind and I we appreciated it it's just very it's there seemed like there might have been some personal moments
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that I just didn't want to like yeah we didn't know if we were we didn't want to
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assume that you wanted it all on the Pod so I'll just read attached it's a double
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space puaa typed up on my phone so I hope it comes through okay it did it's perfect with some of the weird tales
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that string through the generations of women on my maternal side approximately 10-minute read enjoy so let's get into
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this growing up I always heard the stories of premonitions ghosts and curses and they all started with my
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great-grandmother's godmother I'm already in I'm so in in 1906 my great grandmother Alma oh cool name was born
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into a farming family on the outskirts of the city for Wisconsin this is the typical story nothing special nothing
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out of the ordinary well aside from the fact that Alma's mother Annie named a very peculiar friend as godmother that
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friend let's call her Jenny was known to be a witch can I just say you should always name a very peculiar friend as
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your child's God you should and that's how you know you're doing it right yeah don't ever go out of those guidelines a
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very peculiar friends a very peculiar who you can't actually name yeah like that's who you should do now I'm
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choosing the name Jenny because I cannot remember what my nana Dolores thought daughter of Alma told me her name was
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curse little me for not writing that [ __ ] down Jenny had been labeled as a witch her whole life since being a small
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girl when she put a curse on a nasty little brat who was a terror and Bully to everyone in school iconic Behavior
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Jenny's the baddest [ __ ] Jenny told the girl that she would experience the pain
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that she inflicted on others and that it would quote unquote bind her oh my God Jenny Jenny is Sarah from the craft
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She's Everything allegedly that girl was unable to go to the bathroom for 3 weeks
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and when she did find some relief it was accidental like she had simultaneously become constipated and in continent at
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the same time whoa wow damn and that and this is with Jenny just going not saying
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like I'm going to inflict this pain on you you're going to receive what you are putting out yeah that's all she said was
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you are going to get it back and she she got it back she done did it now this was
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probably the late 1800s W my favorite time so medicine obviously wasn't what it was now but
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doctors could find nothing wrong with the girl she just couldn't poop the girl's Mom finally went to Jenny and
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Jenny's mother begging them to do something about it pleading for her daughter's Health to return as she had
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started throwing up too got to come out somehow it's coming out apparently Jenny's mom just kind of gave Jenny a
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look like come on really Jenny side got up placed a hand on The Afflicted girl and said I forgive you wow I got chills
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I was just going to the way my Nana said it that little girl had to run to the bathroom so fast she
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almost created a gus through the room she grapped us that she cropped there were other youthful Jenny
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stories but that one is the most clear in my head I understand why Jenny never went on to have kids of her own so when
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her best friend had a daughter oh Jenny was smitten Alma was supposed to learn from Jenny be taught the ways in order
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to pass down the tradition now I don't have much that stands out in my memory for stories Direct L involving Alma
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other than the final story of Jenny which Alma was present for as magical as Jenny may have been she was not immune
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to the effects of time Jenny was on her deathbed in a hospital all but gone not conscious or communicating anymore when
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her breathing became a death rattle they called for the hospital's resident holy
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man a priest to pray over her the priest was caught off guard shocked that he had
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been called into the room when he saw her like he knew she didn't subscribe to his beliefs at least not in the way he
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deemed quote unquote right he prayed in Latin quickly as he wanted to get out of
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there he finished the prayer and then before he left noticed the book on her bedside table quote no one can have this
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book he said before tossing his jacket over the book as to not touch it and picked it up ready to leave with it I
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can only assume that this book was a book of shadows of s sorts her gommo and he took it from her and those who loved
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her I would have fought that man I would [ __ ] that guy up so the moment he turned
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to leave Jenny's final breath escaped her body a sheer black Shaw was draped across her body while she was laying in
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bed this Shaw was always with her always worn like a security blanket or a favorite accessory oh my God she so cool
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right in that moment of Jenny's final breath the shell rippled down from Jenny's body ACR down across her legs
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and towards the doorway with where the priest was before cascading down the floor where it remained motionless the
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movement was described as that of a light wind blowing through but there was no wind there was no draft and there was
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no more Jenny my body is simply waling all the way through this imagine your family telling you these Tales like this
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is see my Goosebumps this is a tale this is insane I'm covered head to toe this is such a story oh my God I like can't
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get rid of these Goosebump we all believe this was the spirit of Jenny making a final attempt to get her book
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back oh yeah I like to think she haunted him till the day he died for taking what
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didn't belong to him I think we were all a little mad at that still I don't blame
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you now on to my Dolores I absolutely idolize this woman and even now thinking of her I have tears forming in my eyes I
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still feel her warmth and love like she's still here Dolores was a very strong woman driven independent
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beautiful and full of love she was also incredibly gifted in gardening and Animal Care always making some sort of
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Salve or medicinal herb Blends bringing animals back from the brink of death and
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rescuing the injured creatures that no one else would consider I [ __ ] love Dolores I love I love Jenny I love Alma
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I remember times of helping her in the garden when we would just stop what we were doing because there was a toad in
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the way and we would talk to them until they move you guys are the most magical [ __ ] beings Practical Magic this is
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or when we would be drinking tea at the kitchen table and a bird would crash into the window Nana would race outside
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and hold the little bird whispering to them and stroking their feathers until they would slowly come out of the stun
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State they would linger after just looking at her as she spoke she would say okay it's time and they would fly
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I'm going to start sobbing right now I'm screaming inside oh my go a favorite story of mine is when Dolores was
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driving the family's old crappy car into town I think at this time she had her first three babies no older than
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toddlers in the back seat the car broke down and it was the middle of a downpour
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very heavy rain she got out to see if she could tell what was wrong but she wasn't exactly a mechanic in cell phones
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that obviously didn't exist there were no houses nearby and she couldn't leave her babies alone in the car as she was
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looking under the hood a man approached asking what the trouble was Nana said the man was odd not scary but strange
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yet she trusted him fully he didn't even look at the car but asked do you have a
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Coke bottle in your car she thought that was a weird question because why would she be driving around with an empty
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glass bottle he encouraged her to check she popped the trunk and by some miracle
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there was a glass Sprite bottle he instructed her to tap a certain spot on the engine using the bottle and to try
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starting the car it worked the weird random stranger was right Dolores not having much herself was always the giver
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and insisted on giving the man money for his help he smiled softly and said that
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won't be necessary but thank you oh she turned to reach into her car for some cash ready to shove it into the kind
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man's hands when she turned back he was gone and there was no way he could have just vanished into the house because the
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nearest one was football fields distance away what the [ __ ] something else you
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need to know about the man is that he did not touch the car once he did not touch her he did not touch the bottle
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and even though it was a heavy downpour the man wasn't wet not even a little it's almost like he wasn't there at all
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I my I can't like the chills will not Escape I don't these are tals that just need to exist in the world like these
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are just wow this is these are like beautiful magical like I'm loving this I love this tale other notable moments
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surrounding my nana are the times she predicted what would come to be like when she told everyone a plane was going
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to land in the field next to the house and it happened because the plane ran out of gas little hobby plane or when
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she declared Mary is in trouble right before the phone rang and it was indeed her daughter Mary crying on the other
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end in Texas or when she always used to tell me don't fall in love which I now take as a warning of my previous abusive
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relationship oh my gosh I'm so sorry you were an abusive relationship I know I'm
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sorry too my nana passed away in January 2019 I'm sorry as happens with time and
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passing she isn't part of a daily conversation or even or thoughts even it happens time moves on and yet there have
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been occasions when I'll have a random dream of her I'll see my mom and say hey I had a dream about Nana on Tuesday and
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Mom will look at me with a serious expression and say you're kidding I had a dream of her on Tuesday this is always
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out of the blue it's not like we were just talking about her or something maybe she's visiting us in her dreams I
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suddenly just got this like overwhelming feeling of like I'm going to cry right now you have tears in your ey Ash
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literally has Tears In Her Eyes I'm telling you breaking news Ash has tears yet again Ash is crying but I don't know
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I'm just like it's beautiful like I miss your n for missor like damn so not sure
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what it is we have I don't know if I even fully buy into it but I don't have an explanation for these things either
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maybe it's all because of my great-grandmother's godmother or maybe that just made us all more open to the
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possibilities the regular feelings of deja vu and the lost or injured animals that always seem to find me remind me
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that this might just be the fate of women in my family and I think I'm okay with that I hope you enjoyed some of
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these weird little Tales I'm taking a trip to Boston with my boyfriend next month and he's taking me on a day trip
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to Salem because he knows how fast ated I am by the witchy stuff in history half
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of me is hoping I feel something spooky and the other half of me is hoping a ghosty doesn't follow me home anyway
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keep it weird but not so weird that you steal a book of shadows from a dying woman's bedside table because bro that's
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just [ __ ] up but do keep it so weird that when you die you become a friendly roadside assistant who helps weary
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Travelers absolutely keep it that weird wow those were beautiful in a way I Can't Describe I can't even explain and
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you told them beautifully I could picture all of that in my head beautiful away with words write something I was
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going to say I feel sit down and write you Haven already yeah you need to write like a book about like Dolores and Jenny
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andma like a beautiful children's book about the witchy women in your family because I would read my kids that book
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yeah Sarah please do it I encourage you that whole story just gave me like such a feel like a feeling I genuinely can't
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describe but in a weird way I feel like nostalgic for your nana Dolores and for Jenny yes like I'm like I feel like I
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knew them me too like that like filled me up yeah you filled my cup Sarah I appreciate that wow damn damn Sarah
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honestly that story is just that that story about Jenny just blew my [ __ ] mind and I'm obsessed with the traveler
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because I don't know if like we'll have to have Mikey on to do to tell his story
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he needs somebody who 100% like saved saved his life I feel like in Ro after after a road incident as well and it's
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definitely some type of spirit guide or some kind of guardian or some kind of something we can't explain and he will
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tell you this story and it's beautiful and amazing and it reminded me of that that's another tale that like made me
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want to cry when Mikey told us that so we'll have to have Mikey on for a listener tail and he can cuz cuz you
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guys I know you want to probably hear Mikey oh yeah cuz and you should he's wonderful it'd be great so thank you
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Sarah for that wow that was great damn okay I'm going to read the one about cats next cuz I don't know if you know
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this about me but I do love cats what you like cats and if you've recently listened to the old episodes I used to
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not like cats so it's confusing yeah I I guess I proclaimed once that I like hated cats which I used to but then we
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really wanted an animal and I was Drew was like let's get a cat and I was like I've never met a nice cat and then and
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then you I met three you met three nice guys and I'm now obsessed and I'm not a big cat person like I've always been not
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really a cat person same but me and Franklin oh you have a Vibe we have a bond so Franklin they've turned me
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around Franklin will like kiss me like if I like make like a he literally like kisses me like he doesn't like lick me
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but like he Bops his mouth onto my mouth and it's beautiful it's beautiful and it's beautiful and don't make it weird
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he did that to Elena the other day and I'm not Kidd I'm the only person he does that too I was so excited he tries to
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like if anybody even so much as touches him he's a little cranky and he tries to
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B him that's why I love him yeah I think that's why we get along cuz I think we're both like cranky little cranky
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cats just cranky cats together I love my cats but when he tried to kiss you I was
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like that is not your mother I know and I was like noin we're Bros but I think it's also the witch in us I think so but
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so yeah this is about a cat it's called listener tale haunted by Mr Mayor the cat Mr May the cat I can say your name
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this is from Carson says hello weirdos from the dark Lagoon known as the Bridgewater Triangle
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oh [ __ ] for your reading pleasure I have provided this excellent double space size 14 font Pua look at you this this
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story takes about XX minutes to read I don't what's XX I think um you maybe you meant to put in a story amount but you
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didn't oh that's like a time and that's okay XX is not a Roman numeral I mean it
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is a Roman numeral but I don't know if that's what they were meaning that would be big I think I think it's 10 isn't it
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no that's V nope hold on I'm V is five sorry I'm not up on Roman numerals it's 20 so I don't say think but we'll find
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out um yeah it's okay anyways hold on to your butts before we get into this here
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are my accolades for you oh my God I love you are you ready okay good I've listened to your show since you covered
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Katherine KN and I was instantly like holy [ __ ] balls these humans are hilarious and this show is so [ __ ]
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gross I'm in on an honest note that I won't even try asking you to skip your show has helped me through some very
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hard times and I'm so grateful for you both thank you thank you thank you thank you you're beautiful now on to my
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ghostly tale I am a fellow Bridgewater Triangle dweller H yeah but before I lived in the middle of nowhere no cell
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service dial up internet internet ass mountains of Ohio oh that's where I lived before yes exactly between creepy
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Mountain hitchhikers that I used to pick up in my ill- guided youth to strange UFO sightings that I kned the [ __ ] away
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from to Spooky ghosties in my haunted ass Bridgewater Triangle Apartments I have a metric [ __ ] ton of tales I could
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tell you but but alas let's not focus on those tales and instead focus on these t
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a i LS Tales I'm obsessed as I tell you the sweet story of being haunted by my beloved cat oh I'm going to cry I know
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I'm going to cry on this I'm very weirdly emotional today my NE that set us off and that set us off so when my
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then partner now sp sp now spous happen to be that you're my spouse that was a soul it was like a villainous
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transatlantic ACC my spouse you're my spouse my then partner now spouse quick sidebar my spouse refers prefers to be
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called my cowboy because as they say I upgraded from partner and now I'm your cowboy how do you I'm stop I upgraded
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from partner no I'm your cowboy howdy hey I'm I love you I love both of you this is beautiful but anyways when my
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then partner now cowboy and I moved into our first apartment we did what any young queer couple would do and
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highlighted High tailed it to the animal shelter to adopt a [ __ ] cat that's what you did that's exact we didn't even
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have a [ __ ] couch yet and we were like cat cat cat I need a cat we had a chair for the first 3 months we lived in
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our apartment and also a cat and a cat we were determined to find our perfect fur baby who would happily give us
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cuddles purs and love forever more well [ __ ] us because when we lay our eyes upon this Scrump Scrump squishiest
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angriest cat in the whole [ __ ] place we were instantly smitten and he was coming home with us now this cat had
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been through it in his two years of life he was uh rescued from a feral cat colony where the shelter worker said
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other cats were grooming him bringing him food and taking care of his every need therefore he was deemed by shelter
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staff Mr Mayor I'm there he was like clean me bring me food go get me every could you cut my fingernails Emperor I
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love him while the rest of Mr May's colony was sent away to be part of the shelter's barn cat program where feral
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cats who cannot be domesticated are adopted to Farmers who need to keep down the Vermin population our beautiful sack
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of fur was deemed unable to survive on his own and was not eligible by this I mean he was missing two ribs oh my God
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he was born with legs that were too short and a tail that was too short and therefore had difficulty with balance
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and also had asthma oh my God but just like that feral colony of cats our feral self said I'mma take care of this hunger
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chunk I'm going take care of you I love this so began the next 3 years of our life which we fully and entirely
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dedicated to this cat it took 6 months to let us pet him a full year for him to sit with us on the couch a year and a
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half before he would sleep on us at night and two years before he would ever let another human besides my cowboy and
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me pet him but with each of his milestones we slowly learned that we were correct we had adopted literally
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the best cat ever oh yeah he slowly showed us how silly and sweet he was and we when we adopted two other cats are we
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the same human I was going to say wow the same human he was instantly in love with them and followed them everywhere
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Franklin does not feel the same about not although he was cuddling with Lux yesterday and I was like somebody call
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the local media call the authorities anyway our three cats oh my God I love this so much our three cats and we
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became a [ __ ] tight-knit family every person who owns more than one cat was always shocked at how much our cats
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loved each other I am and we would always say Mr Mayor refused to be anything but loved oh Mr Mayor by the
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time he was five his favorite activities included playing with his siblings by flopping on the ground and Bunny kicking
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in the air as they casually walked by snuggling with me while making snorting pig sounds and dragging his open mouth
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across our arms as we slept making us wake up with an arm full of nasty slopper I'm obsessed it didn't matter to
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us that this cat couldn't clean his own own butt or that he couldn't climb up a cat tower he was happy as could be with
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us when he suddenly got very sick and within one day's time had passed away at the nearby emergency vet I'm so sorry
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they said his immune system hadn't been able to fend off whatever kind of kitty illness he had gotten that's awful cuz
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that's not a long time with a cat at all we were devastated and brought his body
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home so that the other cats could sniff him and know what happened so that they wouldn't have to wonder where their
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brother went I'm going to [ __ ] cry right now oh my God you guys are doing aash oh my God and when I hear people
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say that animals don't have emotions I always talk about how hard my other two cats took the passing of Mr Mar I'm
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going to start sobbing one of them didn't sleep for 3 days and we ended up having to take her
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to the vet where they said she had depression the other began to pee outside the litter box and would spend
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weeks screaming at the door like he was waiting for his brother to come home and
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a somebody who has had a good amount of loss in my life nothing has ever caused grief like the grief I felt losing that
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cat okay that is so valid and I want you to know that because I have also had loss in my life and I can tell you right
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now I have never felt what I felt holding Bailey while she died it's a different kind of I will never be able
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to describe or handle that feeling again like I know we got two other dogs so it's like I we opened ourselves up for
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that eventually in life but it's like I telling you and John said the same we were shocked at how that
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grief was like nothing I have ever felt because I think in a lot of ways like having an animal is so similar to having
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a child they're with you all the time and they rely on you yeah it's like losing a child yeah it's like CU that
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was our first thing that's your this first baby that me and John took care of together and dogs are so similar to
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babies like you get up with them in the night you got to take care of SLE for weeks we couldn't take a shower without
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her crying she wanted to be with us like sleep trating them and it's like it's wild and even my kids like one of my
00:26:03
kids the other night started to cry because she misses she all of a sudden just miss Bubba yeah hard and was just
00:26:09
upset about it and it's like so it like hit hard so that is a very valid thing absolutely and everything you went
00:26:16
through with this cat like like it you took so long to like bond with Mr Mayor you did so much you put in the time you
00:26:23
put in the effort it's a very valid thing to say I just had to tell you no it's true and it's a different Bond
00:26:29
entirely so I get some people aren't going to get it and that's that's whatever it's not for them to get just
00:26:34
know I get it get you I get it dude so suffice to say we were all devastated and so were all of the friends and
00:26:41
family who had come to love and watch this little guy's journey of learning he was safe and loved there were so many
00:26:46
people who wanted to say their goodbyes to this cat that we had a zoom funeral it was Co times and 42 people came to
00:26:53
tell their favorite Mr Mayor stories some people don't have that many people real as we stood with the iPad by where
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we had buried him under a flowering tree in the yard that's beautiful there he rested for four more years and the
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wheels of Life kept on going until it came time for us to move we'd been renting from my in-law's old house and
00:27:10
they wanted to sell it so we finally struck out on our own we began packing and got a real estate agent to help us
00:27:16
buy our first home but as the days went on something that had never happened for
00:27:20
our entire time living in this house started to happen we were being haunted holy [ __ ] my spouse and I would feel
00:27:26
like we were constantly being watched we felt like we were seeing shadow figures
00:27:29
constantly out of the corners of our eyes things were suddenly flying off shelves and tables at one point we were
00:27:35
both standing in our living room and watched as all of a sudden a cup on the nearby table flung itself off the table
00:27:42
and across the room wow and if that's not a cat I was going to say and we have cats and that's a cat so we were both
00:27:48
[ __ ] our britches of course and called up our witchy friend with a quick SOS ghost invasion they came over the
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next day and we were like the house is mad at us for and they smiled at us and said it's not
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the house it's the land like something in the land doesn't want you to leave I'm going to St right now I hope you
00:28:06
were able to remedy this I know I really hope immediately and without warning my
00:28:12
spouse and I began both began to cry like a sobbing crying now I'm a literal sprinkler so this was no surprise for me
00:28:19
relatable a soft breeze on a gentle day can make me cry over the [ __ ] beauty of nature oh my God I am your spouse and
00:28:26
I am you my spouse nah this [ __ ] is from Boston and therefore is repressed as [ __ ] I've
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only seen them cry maybe four times in our decade long relationship and here out of nowhere was number five this was
00:28:40
literally John with me like he was like oh my God you're sobbing it's so true we
00:28:46
both looked at each other sobbing and though a great deal of sad boy sobs said excuse me through a great deal of sad
00:28:52
boy so said in perfect Unison it's Mr Mayor this cat had never moved in in his life and was probably so scared seeing
00:28:59
us pack up all his familiar and favorite things into boxes and in typical cat fashion was letting us know his worry by
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knocking [ __ ] off a table that makes so much sense our goddess Witch of a Divine
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friend replied I think he wants to know he can come with you and he wants you to
00:29:14
bring something too from his grave side note don't worry weirdos we did not unbury the cat corpse we follow ashy's
00:29:20
advice in this house of don't be so weird that honestly I wouldn't have said a damn thing I wouldn't I was going to
00:29:26
be like you know what go get him yeah go get so don't worry immediately after this we went out to the grave and what
00:29:31
do we find but a little metal bird that must have flown off something nearby hanging from the tree directly over his
00:29:37
grave it had never been there before but there it was wow we took the bird and told our baby boy he's always welcome to
00:29:44
come with us and we would never leave without him oh my God and oh wow this is really getting me this is so sad oh and
00:29:53
so sweet I know I'm just picturing my cats now and all oh oh oh God Jesus chist I was like don't picture your and
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all of a sudden poof no more heavy feeling no more [ __ ] getting knocked over no more shadowy figures we moved
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into our new place with ease and set up a small table with a framed picture of Mr May's paw prints we have that for
00:30:12
Bubba yeah and now the little metal bird now we light an incense for him every day and let him know how much we still
00:30:17
love him you're such good like animal people you are since then the only haunting that happens from our Mr Mar is
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every now and then we'll walk into our bedroom and see our cats cuddling and for oh my God [ __ ] is totally crying is
00:30:34
full crying and for just oh cuz it's like so personal cuz I'm like I have three cats too I know and for just a
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moment out of the corner of my eyes I'll see a third Mr May shaped lump there snuggled in next to them like he always
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was in life I love that I'm sobbing I love I love you and your cats I love you and your cats
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God unfortunately this did not end our scary haunting experiences because the building that we moved into is next door
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to a graveyard across the street from a mortuary and the building I live in has creepy children's laughter on the
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staircase in the middle of the night I'm Not Crying Now ghost shadow figures in the hallways and a ghost girl in the
00:31:14
elevator who will scream at you and trap you inside according to the old man who
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lives next door that's the greatest sentence I've ever heard uttered right there according to the old man who lives
00:31:25
next to and then the followup is so [ __ ] us I guess I guess I need to call my badass witch friend again with the SOS I
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can't go downstairs without choosing between the ghostly gigglers or a demon woman help but these are stories for
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another time send them in I hope you enjoyed hearing about my beautiful Mr Mayor and our happy haunting if you read
00:31:44
this on the podcast I will probably [ __ ] my whole butt [ __ ] my whole butt off and
00:31:49
then I'll have nothing left to hold when you tell these scared stories so whoops
00:31:54
keep it weird Carson Carson Carson you [ __ ] ruined me with that story you ruined us and also again another great
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Storyteller another beautifully told tale and what a what beautiful animal people you two are seriously I'm like
00:32:09
sobbing out in these streets you need to read please read something horrific I was going to say I'm going to find
00:32:15
something gnarly please oh my God there's a harboring fugitive store I think literally just clicked that all
00:32:22
right let's see that whole time all I could picture was Frankie Remy and luxie oh
00:32:27
sobs all right let's see this one's called the time my family was harboring a fugitive and there's pictures of a dog
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yeah there's dog named Mo named Mo I'm obsessed hey beautiful ladies I've attached a double space puaa my weird
00:32:40
ass taale I hope you guys read it because it was fun to write you two are the spoopiest creepiest most beautiful
00:32:45
people around I'm so happy that you two have each other in this life oh wow that
00:32:50
was lovely I found myself listening to the podcast every day it's comforting relaxing and overall just downright
00:32:56
awesome I recommend commend it to everyone I can keep it weird P.S I've also attached some pics some picky piics
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of my sweet rescue pup one from the day I brought him home and the other to show
00:33:07
how he's thriving he is th wow and the difference I know he so nervous before Oh and then he's he's this very like you
00:33:15
he's beautiful and he's you can tell he's so unsure and like very nervous and scared and then the picture now is him
00:33:23
fully decked out for his birthday happy as can be with a giant like birthday cake bone in front of him with his name
00:33:31
on it I'm obsessed so you know what you're killing it you're absolutely killing it wonderful animal owner I love
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all the happy animal owners right oh okay spoopy ladies my name is Ellie I love that name it's so pretty and yes
00:33:47
you can use it thank you this will be a long story although try to shorten it as
00:33:50
much as I can lots of backstory though I'd love to spell my guts and tell you how incredible you two are but you
00:33:55
already know that we have shenanigans get to off we go I love you let's hop in our way back machine and travel to a
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time of Farmville Jersey Shore and Kate Goselin being fed up with John's breathing oh my God the fact that that's
00:34:08
a literal thing do you remember the one where she was like you're literally Brea
00:34:12
what is your breathing going on and what didn't she like yell at one of the kids
00:34:15
for breathing too loud or like something like that too and I was like Wow thing calm down that show is wild that the
00:34:23
fact that that I I can't even go back there cuz I could not ever watched that show and then wait really quickly John's
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Ed Hardy era oh the Ed Hardy era that everyone went through the Jersey Shore of it all too so it says I was 17 and a
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senior in high school going to school with the same kids since fourth grade it was a time of aim chat rooms and
00:34:42
Facebook was a new upand cominging site I can't remember exactly how I met the antagonist of our story but I do know it
00:34:48
was online let's call this guy Tyler Tyler was from Illinois and I lived in small upper class upper middle class
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Pennsylvanian Town my family didn't exactly fit the mold of this town with my single mother working diligently as
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an RN to raise three kids what a badass my mother is an angel but she's quite naive and I being her daughter am the
00:35:08
same duh let's fast forward to when Tyler showed up to my door my dumbass 17-year-old self obviously must have
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given him my address at some point so stupid let me add here that this could be used as a cautionary tale for kids
00:35:22
today okay so at least he was who he said he was ne's help won needed at this point he didn't oh man the original
00:35:31
Catfish movie I watched that recently wild that's a horror film it's such a trip to watch now it is a trip to watch
00:35:40
and it's scary it is horrifying scary when you watch it it is horrifying yeah oh he didn't have anywhere to stay and
00:35:49
yes he was planning on staying so I begged my mom to let him stay with us in our house she eventually said yes
00:35:55
although I don't think it took too much convincing I knew that he and his dad had been having problems so I assumed
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that's why he wanted to get away from home I also knew that he had stolen a car before face palm to the [ __ ]
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forehead Emoji did I mention I was dumb I thought I I thought I love this prick so I fell for the whole I'll never do it
00:36:12
again I've learned my lesson Spiel I was [ __ ] star eyed I have fixed the bad boy I I have fixed the bad boy [ __ ]
00:36:19
score am I right you know what you were 17 and we've all been there yeah we've all been there that I'm I'm going to fix
00:36:27
face oh God the amount and also the amount of people you think you love before you realize like what love truly
00:36:32
is and you're like oh I didn't love that [ __ ] and that just that fix him phase
00:36:37
that we all went through or like some of us went through I want blank it you all
00:36:40
I think most of us at least I definitely went through a giant fix him face and can confirm did not fix him don't know
00:36:47
not [ __ ] did not fix him because you know what it's not up to anybody else to fix someone you got to fix yourself you
00:36:54
got fix yourself you can't love yourself RuPaul says how in the hell are you going to love somebody else exactly
00:37:00
speaking of RuPaul quick little side note just for the parents out there have you watched the tiny Chef show love
00:37:05
RuPaul is in it I love and also please watch the tiny Chef show tiny Chef is you'll be laughing your ass off it's
00:37:13
amazing my kids thought it was hilarious I love it so go watch that let's go tiny
00:37:18
Chef is so cute so cute a couple days of him moping around my poor innocent mom's
00:37:22
house and what's that a new Myspace message I'm hunched over our desktop computer in the corner of our dining
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room reading this message it says something like good afternoon Ellie my name is Officer so and so I'm writing
00:37:35
this to let you know that we are looking for Tyler liar liar pants on fire we have we have reason to believe he's with
00:37:41
you and want to know want you to know if he is that is cons he is Con that that is considered harboring a fugitive and
00:37:49
your mother could be in serious legal trouble she Andor you could be arrested please call me at blah blah blah number
00:37:56
oh oh my God imagine getting that message at 17 years old what was my first thought after reading this
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obviously I ignored the part that said [ __ ] fugitive and instead yelled over my shoulder hey Tyler come look at this
00:38:09
if I could smack the crap out of my younger self I would he was reading the message over my shoulder on our
00:38:15
monstrosity of a computer looking nervous as H double hockey sticks he played it off though saying he Pro it
00:38:21
was probably his dad trying to get him to come home because the message came from a blank profile okay shrug on with
00:38:27
life without another thought ignorance is bliss I guess but not for long the next day was Friday this is where our
00:38:33
story gets ju see oh no he said he wanted to trade his Jeep in for a new truck this struck me as odd but I'm 17
00:38:40
okay I'm dumb and live in a bubble after school yes this stranger um fugitive was
00:38:46
in our home alone while we were at all we were at work in school jump scare oh my God I happily rode with him in this
00:38:52
car lot to this car lot about 20 minutes away he I mean we Tess drove a 90s something Chevy Silverado you know the
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one the one that your Grandpa probably drove we pulled back into the lot and he went inside when he came out he said
00:39:07
they told him he couldn't trade his vehicle with an outof state license did this make sense to me nope sure didn't
00:39:12
but again I'm dumb I'm just a little 17-year-old baby who knows nothing about how the world works and believes
00:39:18
everything that anyone tells me yep we drove back to my house in his hunk of a of a junk jeep that night he told me he
00:39:25
was going back to the car lot to tomorrow to quote sign papers for the trade wait wait wait what happened to
00:39:30
the out of state license debacle Tyler said the salesperson called and it was all hunky dory now okay okay I believe
00:39:36
that as the loving caring and most perfect girlfriend that I was I asked if he wanted me to go with him you would
00:39:42
have thought that Pennywise jumped out of the closet to scare him when he yelled no he said you probably got stuff
00:39:47
to do here I'll just go weird but okay what happened the next morning he pulled into my mom's driveway in Grandpa's
00:39:55
truck in all its Glory I went to greet him and what did I see uh do they always leave the dealer plates on shrug I don't
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know I'm just a baby just a baby I'm just a baby I do remember asking him about it and he explained that he would
00:40:08
have to go back again to quote unquote finish the paperwork and get the new plates dude I thought that's what you
00:40:14
were doing today whatever have I mentioned yet that my sister was in the hospital today ready to deliver my first
00:40:21
nephew I didn't well she was and we're on our way now in this weird ass truck the hospital was in another town about
00:40:28
an hour away and we had to take almost all back roads to get there we were driving up a hill because duh this is
00:40:33
Western Pennsylvania when the truck runs out of gas another indication that I should have known what was going on I
00:40:39
don't think car lots fill the tanks for a test drive here for any test drives here and there I call my dad and he
00:40:46
leaves the hospital to bring us some Go Go Juice the bad feeling I had about stupid old Tyler and this whole
00:40:51
situation was getting worse we get on the road again and finally join my family at the hospital after hours in
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the waiting room we hear a wretched scream from the delivery room and boom the first grandbaby in our family was
00:41:02
born my incredible nephew Nikolai Nikolai welcome Nikolai also the fact that the fugitive Tyler was just there
00:41:09
for that he there a great story a story you're like hey my first nephew a fugitive was there a fugitive was there
00:41:15
for that it was around 10 p.m. before we all left did I mention that it's my older brother's birthday I didn't well
00:41:21
it is oh my God what is happening in your life in the excitement of the day in the new B we didn't get to celebrate
00:41:27
my brother my mom asked Tyler and I to stop and pick up a cake on our way home I quickly ran into the grocery store and
00:41:33
the only cake I could find was a Valentine's themed heart cake wow that's weird I know today Valentine's Day and
00:41:39
my nephew was just born heart cake it is we are all at the tail end of our drive
00:41:43
when I get a call from my mom I answer yellow my mom in the most serious tone I've ever heard come out of her mouth
00:41:51
where are you me jokingly oh you know we're in Ohio somewhere my mom mom Ellie where are you me I'm kidding we're on
00:42:01
the highway geez we're one exit away mom come home right now okay so that was weird right I told Tyler about the weird
00:42:09
call and he was strangely silent we got them to the main intersection in town where you had two options to get to my
00:42:16
house either go straight and take the first right or take a right at the intersection and go around the block
00:42:21
that way we were sitting at the red light for a few long moments in silence no traffic around but a set of
00:42:26
headlights in the post office parking lot the post office was ahead of us where we would turn onto my road all of
00:42:32
a sudden Tyler turned on his right turn signal and turned that's that's odd why did you go this way I asked because I
00:42:39
wanted to go this way what a weirdo I thought as we pulled onto the D into the driveway heart-shaped cake resting
00:42:45
innocently on the floor two sets of headlights pulling behind us I said aloud wow it's pretty late for Tom's
00:42:51
friends to be coming over my brother was one of the popular kids and his friends
00:42:55
were always coming to to pick him up to go to a party here or there that's what it had to be right wrong very wrong oh
00:43:01
no the moment the truck was shifted into park about a 100 police came out of everywhere I mean everywhere I looked
00:43:08
through the windshield and saw the barrels of two shotguns pointing at us oh my God on the driver's side of the
00:43:13
truck was three officers with their handguns pointed at the truck along with more officers on the passenger side you
00:43:19
poor thing cops came out from behind my beloved Blue Spruce Pine Tree in the yard off our patio where they had been
00:43:26
hiding and from all sides of the garage two men also came from both cop cars behind us I froze I was more terrified
00:43:33
than I had ever been in my short little 17 years when people say their lives Flash before their eyes I now know what
00:43:39
you mean my only thought was I'm going to jail because of this car stealing little [ __ ] in an instant the cops
00:43:46
ripped open the driver's side door and yanked him to the ground hitting his head on the corner of the door good I
00:43:51
thought [ __ ] him up whoop whoop this bastard has ruined my life I was too afraid to move during this whole ordeal
00:43:57
so I didn't move a single muscle other than my super strong tear Ducks hole I was balling in the middle seat of this
00:44:04
stupid truck with the driver's door wide open staring at the red and white frosted cake finally a young cop
00:44:10
probably the Newbie unlucky enough to have to deal with the hysterical girl opened the passenger door and sheep said
00:44:16
you can get out now through tears that I can only compare to Niagara Falls sourcing for my eyeballs I asked C can I
00:44:23
bring the cake because evidence man I don't know with an unimpressed look and a slight roll of his eyes he said uh sure
00:44:37
so there I was standing in my driveway with a morally tainted Valentine's Day birthday cake and 30 police standing
00:44:45
around feeling more embarrassed and confused than I'd ever been in my life why aren't I in handcuffs shouldn't they
00:44:51
be calling me Bonnie and him Clyde is this a dream am I going to get tackled by an NF fell linebacker sized police
00:44:57
officer if I head towards the side door of the house so again I didn't move until I was told to do so Tyler was in
00:45:03
the back of the police car that definitely wasn't one of my brother's friends coming to pick him up for a
00:45:07
birthday celebration in the woods somewhere and I was finally told I could go inside inside to my safe quiet home
00:45:14
my mom and brothers were in the kitchen where I set the precious cake on the counter and without a word I went to my
00:45:19
room I need to be alone now we didn't speak a word about what happened for years
00:45:27
years how from what I understand Tyler's dad told the police I didn't know anything looking back I should have
00:45:34
listened to the uneasy feeling I had about the whole situation and I definitely shouldn't have ever let him
00:45:38
stay at my house or duh given him my address in the first place teenagers are so stupid I'm sure there's lots of
00:45:45
police work that went into this as well because before police hauled off the turd stain named Tyler they told me that
00:45:51
the US Marshals were looking for him what the [ __ ] us Marshalls what/ who did I get involved with the world may
00:45:59
never know I need to know he did write me several times from jail or maybe prison he was saying how sorry he was
00:46:08
and that he loved me blah blah blah eventually I received a letter addressing another girl the envelope was
00:46:14
addressed to me but the letter inside said SE dear someone else's name the letter was asking about their daughter
00:46:22
and saying he loved his other girl and would marry her Wick a Wile Wile what oh my God I was told by a friend in
00:46:31
law enforcement that the people monitoring prisoners male will sometimes accidentally switch letters when they
00:46:37
see inmates writing to multiple women like that and that's why they're real ones a real one right there like a real
00:46:43
one let me let you know what's going on I was never considering continuing anything with this hardd Manchild he was
00:46:50
19 so technically a man but not really at all but I wrote [ __ ] you across that
00:46:54
letter and mailed it back him in jail/ prison icon my only hope is that the same people were monitoring the mail the
00:47:01
day that day and saw it I didn't think to look him up online until quite recently actually he had many charges
00:47:07
including multiple burglary and burglary attempts I forget what the others were but they were all stupid and it's very
00:47:14
scary to think that this guy was in our home and it was my fault wow on the bright side my younger brother has been
00:47:19
a police officer for about 8 years and said that the moment he was watching through our patio door and saw 30 m
00:47:25
offic Ambush us mostly Tyler he knew what he wanted to do when he grew up crying laughing emojis I hope you read
00:47:32
this and your younger listeners remember not to let strangers into your home and
00:47:36
don't be as despicably ignorant as I was things could have turned out much much worse and that is true it could have
00:47:43
turned out a lot worse thank you ladies so much for all your hard work I love you tons your BFF Ellie Ellie it's for
00:47:50
it's for me that you and your family didn't talk about this for years I love that you just walked in you placed that
00:47:58
tainted Valentine's Day cake on the counter and then just wordlessly walked into your room he said I I'm a head out
00:48:05
you said I don't I don't think we need to revisit this and they said okay you guys just woke up the next morning and
00:48:12
went about your lives that's a family right there that would be like we know you're ashamed so we're so we're not
00:48:19
going to talk about want to talk about it we're not going to talk about it just moving on I was like damn those are real
00:48:24
ones right there yeah like damn wow Ellie what a tale that is wild all right we have our next listener tale and I
00:48:35
just have to say that I really love the ending of this one the ending of this one I got to read it ahead of time it is
00:48:41
Phenom it's great all right so here it goes okay this one is from Ben by the way so it says okay here it goes of all
00:48:48
my paranormal experiences I've only had two that were undeniable thankfully both
00:48:52
were with another person to verify my friend Kenny and I had met up for a hang out and sleepover whenever we got
00:48:58
together we would usually smoke a pack of cigarettes drink some beers and stay up late talking about Cryptids
00:49:02
paranormal things girls and music this night was no different me Kenny and our friend Adam were in a rap group called
00:49:09
Channel 3:00 a.m. amazing I love that amazing I'm not sure if we had formed the group at this point in our lives
00:49:15
though we may have just been rapping together we were just hanging out maybe we were just rapping together earlier in
00:49:21
the night we had wrapped over some live music my brother Nate and other room roommates Britain and Ryan were playing
00:49:26
they were on fire it was an amazingly fun and creative time it sounded like Explosions in the Sky mixed with weird
00:49:32
diss disson chanting that came in and out of focus depending on what part of the sonic wave they were riding I love
00:49:39
that I love that the music room was in our basement everyone was feeling really inspired that night the run-on sentence
00:49:45
of a song we were making lasted a couple hours and was so Dynamic and full I remember Adam saying some things that
00:49:51
were so profound it felt like he was literally possessed by a dead philosopher after blessing us with his spooky wisdom
00:49:59
Adam walked home and everyone other than Kenny and I went to bed I slept on a twin bed in a small bedroom sandwiched
00:50:04
between Ryan's room and a large living room I had set up Kenny on the ground with a blanket and pillow just because
00:50:09
my bed was too small to fit us both my laptop was sitting open on a coffee table next to my feet by my closet as I
00:50:17
sat on my bed contemplating if another beer would help me sleep Kenny turns and asks me if I want to channel an
00:50:22
interdimensional being what an amazing question to ask right before bed too like you're just about to go to bed
00:50:28
you're like on second thought do you like want to channel in a interdimensional being and you're like
00:50:34
dude I was going to say that yeah weird Jinx I stared at him blankly where he sat on the floor and the glow of my
00:50:42
laptop screen he said screen he said that he'd done it before once using a YouTube video I laughed but agreed to
00:50:48
watch the video with him like sure like sure why not there's YouTubes for everything outside my room was a long
00:50:53
hallway in a bathroom directly and in front of the door my brother's room was directly across from Ryan's at the end
00:50:59
of the hall Britain lived under the living room next to a set of stairs that led to the music room our porch in the
00:51:04
backyard although I had responded to Kenny like I was ready to make fun of him for the whole thing the truth was I
00:51:09
was also scared as soon as I said yes to allowing my Consciousness to channel this being I gulped like a cartoon mouse
00:51:15
about to sneak past a sleeping cat he navigated to the video that somehow wasn't buried in a dark corner of the
00:51:21
web or in a corner of the dark web it loaded up and started to play what I can only describe as a comfortingly corny
00:51:28
brainwash tape I love that strange images started to play on the screen I remember there were depictions of scared
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geometry oh scared geometry terrified geometry the geometry was like oh I was I'm a terrified
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Rus depictions of sacred geometry although the terrified Rob would be so much better temples maybe the allseeing
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eye that sort of thing a digitally disguised voice started to speak the voice explained that the images and
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sounds would be used to help Channel an interdimensional being called a neth into our living space I no don't do that
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don't Channel [ __ ] into bring a NE into your living space I don't know about there's already enough people in your
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living space unless they're going to pay rent don't that yeah help out with the bills yeah the voice also explained that
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the being would dissipate or leave after about an hour okay all right all right so it's just like a quick little visit
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just going hang an hour could be a long time depending on the interdimensional being depending on their disposition
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yeah like what's neth about you know but the worrying electronic noises behind the video made me feel a bit entranced
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but I still looked away and scoffed to show Kenny I still wasn't buying it you're like I don't give a [ __ ] I don't
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know about NE the voice I don't know about NE the voice on the video started to get mushier and less pronounced and
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repeated seemingly random words from earlier on it seemed like the person who made the video wanted it to appear hokey
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like a science fiction movie from the 8s love that the video voice repeated enter
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enter enter now now now now and began to Peter off as the electronic humming noises got louder this is so intense it
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really is suddenly the high-pitched humming noise was the only thing I could still hear other than a faint echo in my
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head of the voice enter enter enter silence filled the room as the video went dark I turned the light on and was
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about to say something to crack a joke about the video to lighten the mood when I was abruptly cut off by the doorknob
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thrashing back and forth doorknob being twisted left and right as fast as possible
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noises yeah there you go this went on for a good 10 seconds I would have reacted quicker but I was just so
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shocked when I finally recovered I ran to the door and flung it open there was no one outside in the hallway neth was
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outside in that hallway yeah 100% you couldn't perceive NE it's not no one it's neth see you don't know about NE
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you don't know about NE there were no lights on no sounds no people I quietly checked on my roommates but they were
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all still asleep in their rooms there was no possible human way anyone could have Twisted the door knob and then hid
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that fast even if they had ducked into the bathroom across across the hall needless to say I had a very very hard
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time sleeping that night I still feel shaken when I think about it even though it happened well over a decade ago
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that's because you met NES that's exactly why you know you met NES you absolutely you know you did Ben you have
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met NES Ben you perceived NES did even for just an hour but with all of that being said hey Ruby Ben has something to
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ask you I'm screaming we're g we're giving a pause yes this is a pause this is a pause
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hopefully something some things are being put into place right now okay and [Music]
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then Ruby and bed just got engag happy engagement happy engagement to Ben and Ruby hard the most beautiful
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couple I've ever seen I love you guys your art together that was my favorite ending of a listener tale ever this is
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so cool to be able to do this and know that you what is happening right now like my heart in the future my heart
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just started racing like I was getting like a proposal like I'm so excited I'm so excited for you guys I can't wait to
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see pictures and please send us pictures and I just love your love and you guys are the cutest couple ever and everybody
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if you're listening to this right now just like Raise Your Glass or raise whatever you got to Ruby and bed to Ruby
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and B to Ruby and bed I have a very funky looking coffee right now mine is literally IC coffee water but cheers to
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Ruby and Ben and you got to drink girl else it's bad luck oh I got to drink hold on sorry I don't want to drink I
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really committed to taking a sip of that coffee I swe you guys but that's because
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Ruby and Ben for life love you guys so much it was so cool of you to involve Us in that and I hope you're like sobbing
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right now Ruby and Ben and I hope you have the loveliest happiest lives together Chin Chin hell yeah and you
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know what maybe neth can come to the engagement party please invite neth to the wedding please play that
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interdimensional demon video at one of the wedding celebration stay for an hour it'll be fun yeah you know exactly just
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play Single Ladies for him and it'll be great nef loves that dance he does I just know he knows the whole thing I
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know it well guys with all of that excitement we hope that you keep listening and we hope you it weird but
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not so weird that you don't get engaged while listening to listener Tales because you should keep it so weird that
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you always get engaged while listening to listener Tales Ben and Ruby for life this is so precious I love
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