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hey weirdos I'm Elina I'm Ash and this is [Music] morbid and it's beginning to look a lot
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like Christmas but for you it's probably June I was like NOP no I was like I'm going somewhere with this I'm going
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somewhere with this me and Mikey both were like no oh no no it's not that like give me give me a moment just let me
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live yeah it's literally almost crimmas for us we're 5 days it's the new year for you it's 2025 what's it like in the
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future it's been the new year for you yeah is it cool there I hope so is everything better what are the drones
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doing oh my God just going to say that they could abduct Me it's fine it's not aliens I was going
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to say they won't cuz it's not aliens it's the government so I don't want them to abduct Me no I'm not saying the
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government I want I would like aliens to come through and pick me up because I'm
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scared cuz I'm scared can you pick me up aliens I'm just kind of complacent now that's like scary for you though I'm
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like numb to it I'm just like well it is what it is I got that too it's so funny
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I had like welcome to my therapy session I had like the worst end of the world anxiety for a long time like especially
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this year I think just like the mental state that I was in really fed to that fed that but now I'm just like I feel
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like one people have always thought the world was ending and that helps me immensely fine and then can't do
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anything about it yeah so like why why really did some great [ __ ] work on my mind she did yeah shout out to her shout
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out to her shout out to all my therapists out the years there's been like eight of them pour one out for all
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your for each of them each each one of them each one each one well I have a interesting case for us today that has
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nothing to do with therapy and everything to do with robbery oh well there we go we told you we were going to
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give you a little pallet cleanser kind of thing yeah it's definitely pallet cleanser this has just
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like put them up fella she's got a Transatlantic accent yes 100% she's yeah she's got the bob
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haircut yeah there's so many quotes throughout this and I don't know if I'm great at a Transit Atlantic accent but
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I'm definitely was interesting but I have faith in you then no that's fair I'm also really tired um Mikey also no
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it wasn't good it was honestly it was oh oh Mikey's worried that everyone's going
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to come after me probably listen they love me so you better you better no it was awesome you're that was such a good
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trans oh now they're really going to come after you because that was fake as [ __ ] no but I wish everybody saw the the
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the fing the finger guns that went along with it cuz it really added to but I liked it yeah was you know I I do what I
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can yeah I'm going to punch Ash in the face after this guys she hits me a lot all the time it's
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crazy um I don't know how to transition out of that I was like Where Do We Go From Here
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leave all the lights on please all right all right all right so robbery Transatlantic accent and ladies
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and what what is this case called it has a fun name it's called and you already know because you pressed the episode but
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for those of you who didn't read it the bobbed haired Bandit see that's that's what I'm talking about the bobbed haired
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Bandit that's what we need After the Blackout Ripper and you know what I have a [ __ ] ass Bob right now you do have a
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[ __ ] ass Bob so I feel seen and my hairdresser just had her baby so I'm going to have a [ __ ] ass Bob for longer
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than I thought which is totally fine welcome to the world te um but I it was the perfect time to do this story
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absolutely you and your [ __ ] ass Bob cementing in my [ __ ] ass bobom and let's
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go [ __ ] ass bobom I like [ __ ] ass bobom I like it our hashtag still a thing use
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that let's go I'm old all right a little past 9:30 on the evening of January 5th
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1924 won Lester Lowden that's his name ler Lester isn't that a cute name like Lester Holt I love him Lester Lowden
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Lester Lowden he was working at the Thomas Rolston grocery in Park Slope Brooklyn that night had been pretty
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quiet and as the evening was going on fewer and fewer customers were coming in the store was completely empty when a
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young woman entered and let me tell you baby she was serving Lukes she was wearing a seal fur coat over a
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beautifully beaded dress it looked like she was on her way to a party oh damn he
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said who's that girl in her [ __ ] ass Bob he didn't even know who Madonna was yet
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so it was crazy but the woman approached the counter where he was standing and she had her hands in her coat pockets
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and she just said hello can I have a dozen eggs I can't do transatlanticism so trans Cab for
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Cutie it's a great song it really is it gets you crying oh it does oh all right well as Lowden was wrapping up the eggs
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for this beautiful young woman she took a few steps back from the counter and pulled out a 25 automatic pistol from
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that seal fur coat and she shouted at him stick them up quick she did like a May West style that was my best
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sh [ __ ] she said I'm happy to see you and it's a gun wait you're good at it sh don't do
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that this is my episode and not yours but he immediately threw them hands in the air like like he did care
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like he did care he cared very much in that moment he deeply cared he was uh he was obviously focused on the woman in
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front of him with a giant pistol but he also noticed that in the time it had taken him to get the a what I was just
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going to say eggs but then my mouth went to say ass the ass I don't know it's a romantic it's a romantic vibe in this
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[ __ ] Los this grocery store it's the end of the year I'm so tired I'm like but did she get the eggs
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she didn't want the eggs I want the eggs and the time it it taking to get the eggs I'm getting eggs today happy eggs
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yay me too a man had entered the store and was now corralling the other clerks to the back of the store like he was
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like everybody back here the woman back here now yeah the woman motioned for lden to join the other
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clerk she was like go on get back there and she held her gun on all of them and the man shouted to her hold them back as
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he started rifling through the register stuffing bills and handfuls of coins into his pocket that night also one of
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the clerks hadn't pushed the cash envelope all the way into the safe so they were also able to get that as well
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oh [ __ ] once they grabbed all the cash in the store $680 in total back then which doesn't sound like a ton that
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would be $2,545 today holy [ __ ] cuz this is 1924 RA in 20s they got all that money
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and they started backing away in the direction of the door and the man yelled don't make a move if you want your head
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blown off just try to follow us out oh I liked that one yeah I lik that there was
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also some some more finger guns he backing out with guns they said if you want your head blown off just try to
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follow us out don't make a move don't make any move moves outside they jumped into their car that was parked across
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the street and they drove off leaving the six clerks just huddled in the back of the store like what the [ __ ] just
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happened here damn and probably traumatized probably so to the police and the public the robbery of the
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grocery store wasn't that shocking it wasn't that surprising the economy was trending downward in New York at the
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time we entering the Great Depression it was pretty Jazzy it was you know yeah it
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[ __ ] was popping off a lot of men were out of work it was also the time of prohibition so crime and General was on
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the rise between bootleggers and organized crime Rings it was it was [ __ ] wild in the New York streets
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yeah in New York the Press dubbed 1923 the gunman's year noting that 270 murders had been committed with guns
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that year many in the commission of armed robbery so this unfortunately wasn't Like A New Concept to anybody
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yeah yeah and all of this culminated in a culture of criminality that New Yorkers simply came to accept as a
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reality life in the city at this point on a smaller level it kind of reminds me of what you were talking about with the
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blackouts in the blackout Ripper story it's like the setting really add and the setting in the time period really add to
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the vibe of the overall story yeah absolutely so while most people weren't super interested in the news of the
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robbery what did catch people's attention was the fact that one of the robbers and the one who seemed to take
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the lead was a woman and not just a woman but she was young and she was fashionable she was h she was hot she
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was a hot girl she was smoking she did hot [ __ ] like robbing grocery stores that's not hot [ __ ] don't do that yeah
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don't do that but for many New Yorkers especially the older residents the woman's clothing and specifically her
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hairstyle were very symbolic of this youth culture that was emerging during this specific period you know who I'm
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talking I'm talking flappers flappers flappers We're Young sexually liberated women especially compared to Generations
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before them and they just didn't give a sh when it came to things like dancing drinking and mixed gender socialization
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oh my goodness they were talking to boys committing Capers over here it's crazy according to author Steven Dunc older
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Generations came to view the bobbed hairstyle as a quote are you ready symptom of the mentally
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defective I'm obsessed with that the bobbed hairstyle was a symptom of the mentally defective and they even blamed
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this hairstyle for quote unquote breaking up marriages absolutely and then I wrote in my notes
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today we call it a [ __ ] ass Bob a [ __ ] ass Bob and I got one so the outrages
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over floppers and supposedly loose women was pretty much just like a moral Panic
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very similar to satanic Panic it's when the older Generations are like oh my God
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the youth is crazy it's always happened yeah but the fact that one of these robbers appeared to fall into that
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category of crazy youth only strengthened the belief among many that young people were heading in a very
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dangerous and even criminal Direction so already Under Pressure [ __ ] ass Bobs they [ __ ] ass Bobs thank you so already
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Under Pressure to do something about the about Street crime in the city Brooklyn
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Police acted very quickly and within a week they arrested 22-year-old Helen Quigley a former burlesque dancer oh
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come on she was just living with her father in Brooklyn a few days earlier her boyfriend Vincent apples
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kavalski I this is a this is such a casee what a time to be alive what a time I'm dating apples kavalski that's
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right who isn't you know you know what yesid question so a few days before she had
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been arrested apples there had been picked up on suspicion of robbery and wasted no time in confessing and also
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implicating Helen as his accomplice wow loyalty I know seriously they did Bear a
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slight resemblance to the two who had uh robbed the Rolston grocery and they were
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actually even picked out of a photo lineup by Lester Loden but Helen Quigley insisted that she had nothing to do with
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the robbery or any of the other holdups in the area she said You Got Me Wrong why I'm so afraid of a gun I can hardly
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look at one I like that I try I'm really really trying with yeah you're really you're starting to embody it thank you I
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automatically go Southern when I try to do an accent it's I mean transatlantic accents have like a hint of Southern to
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it so you're you're on there all right thank you I like it but she said You Got Me Wrong You Got Me Wrong now despite
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her Declaration of Innocence she was the embodiment of the 1920s flapper right down to her very casual demeanor when
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she was faced with arrest when police went to her dad's house to arrest her she quote calmly asked if she could
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finish drying the supper dishes before they brought her in for questioning priorities you know they said ma'am
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you're under arrest for robbery and she said my dad's going to get pissed if I don't clean up dinner yeah she's like
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you think I want to leave that in the sink fair enough think we want rodents in here you know it is New York but
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according to Helen she did have a date with apples kavalski on the night of the murder but he never showed up that's so
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like apples you had his number from the very beginning of course I did apples kavalski come on she even Helen knew
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yeah so she was like whatever she didn't give a [ __ ] she was like I just stayed
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home that night other than that she called kavalski a dirty rat and a Squealer that's right but she didn't say
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much else during the hours long interrogation damn the press and the police were completely certain that she
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was the Bob teared B it who had robbed several stores in South Brooklyn neighborhoods but that was certainly
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shaken just a few days later when another store was robbed this time it was a Weinstein drug store according to
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Lewis HEC the clerk who was at the wiin Weinstein that night this is rude a quote chunky Bobby bobbed haired girl
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and her boyfriend entered the store and immediately pointed the gun at him demanding the cash in the register in
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the register excuse me after pocketing the cash and looting the store the girl handed Ed him a note and told him to
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give it to Captain Cary of the detective Bureau oh my God they're like going they're like let's communicate with the
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cops full send yes the note read you dirty fish pedling bums leave this innocent girl Helen quickly alone and
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get the right ones which is nobody but us and we are going to give Mr Hogan the manager of rolston's on 7av another
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visit as we got two checks we couldn't cash and also ask bohack's manager did I ruin his cash register also I will visit
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him again as I broke a perfectly good automatic on it we defy you fellows to catch
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us I'm so obsessed this fact that she was like you [ __ ] bums innocent girl you you dirty fish
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pedaling bums dirty fish pedaling bums you got the wrong girl in there I looks looks like you got the wrong girl I beg
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of us to do better and to speak like this again better call people dirty fish pedaling bums honestly that's a great
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insult it's Chef's like I can't think of something better you know I was looking
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up 1920 slang cuz I'm going to try to throw it in here as we go I love you to go on a drinking spree on a toot on a
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toot just oh you know he's a you know where apples is he's just out on a toot on a toot that's what your kids call a
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fart so it makes it even funnier it's so funny like everything was funnier it really was like I know life was not
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funnier because like you know the depression looming and all that [ __ ] they added so much to it to make it
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worthwhile I was going to say it was the the stuff like this like the the Linguistics of the time it's so good so
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good so the note was signed the bobbed haired Bandit and companion I love that she called herself the Bob haired Bandit
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yeah I think they had already dubbed her at that point and she was I love that she was like I'll take it said and
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companion and my companion look he's not yeah my man companion that egg over there I love it so this note seemed to
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have been written explicitly for the purpose of proving the innocence of Helen Quigley and her man apples there
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good for her she's trying to get that girl out she's like it's me at that point those uh apples and Helen Quigley
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had been arraigned on uh of robbery and assault charges oh so they're like headed for the big house oh damn but by
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the time they received the note captains car and Sullivan had actually started to
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question whether Helen was actually guilty and the latest robbery at the Weinstein seemed to indicate that she
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probably wasn't the Bandit yeah so after Helen Quigley and apple koval's arrangment I keep wanting to say
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Arrangement you can say that it's arranged it's arranged their arrangment and the announcement that they would be
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held on $20,000 Bond another letter arrived for the police and this one was more forceful than the last the writer
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said why don't you see that Helen quigle is letg go you cops are rotten as she ain't guilty if you can't find the
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guilty party you grab the first one you get a hold of if you hold a grudge again
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against them wow she said you guys are filthy and fake she said wow you're real dumb pretty much unfortunately the note
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had the opposite effect that the writer intended the judge actually doubled Quigley and koval's bond damn and was
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pretty certain that the writer was just a third accomplice trying to weaken their case against the pair but as the
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robberies continued so did the letters to the police and to members of the Press on January 22nd the editor of the
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standard Union received a note that read I must say we have a wonderful police force they must all be asleep cold
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nights are the best to stick people up the cops and bulls have Hangouts and are always in on cold wet nights I passed
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two cops and Bulls standing on Fulton Street and Bedford Avenue Saturday night I asked one of them where ke's theater
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was and they directed me I almost laughed in their faces to think they were talking to the one they were
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looking for and can plainly see they blind or asleep she's oh I'm not condoning anything has done no it's kind of iconic
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no it's truly iconic kind of iconic she said she's like I was right in your face
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and you didn't even she said LOL and you got the wrong person I'm telling you you
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got the wrong person and you're still not letting her go yeah like damn I love what she's doing damn so by late January
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store clerks and residents were seeing the Bandit and her companion all over Brooklyn on January 21st a grocer in
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Brooklyn claimed he'd been robbed of $600 by the pair who escaped in a car that they had parked around in the
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corner which obviously like that part is not great cuz you're like these Grocers
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do not deserve to be terrorized losing their their work know I mean like their you know what they use to put food on
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their table and like the clerks being scared to go to work that's none of that is cool her notes are hilarious to the
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cops just to clarify but that same night uh that the other robbery happened for quote boy Bandits ranging in age from 14
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boy Bandits ranging in age from 14 to 18 held up several stores in the Bronx and
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took more than $700 which would be $113,000 in today's get it together everyone I'm like how did you hide that
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from your parents damn now even though there was no apparent connection between these and the other holdups the Press
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still subtly implied that there was definitely an epidemic of violence and robberies being perpetrated by young
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people across the city damn it's kind of just a fact yeah one journalist wrote every other night or so the frightened
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proprietor of a chain grocery store would back away from a crouching snarling little demon whose eyes blazed
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over the sights of an ugly automatic a foulmouthed fury who but a moment before had seemed in the background wow why
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can't we do better why can't we talk like this why can't we they used to call policemen elbows shut the fck why I need
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an explanation on that one call them elbows I love that yeah I love that so much yeah well with each
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new Bandit letter published in the paper the public had new material to inform the growing mockery and the jokes aimed
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at the police who were unable to catch the pair after a run of particularly rainy days in late uh January the
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standard Union joked if this weather keeps up the girl with the Bob tear may try her luck in getting away with a red
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hot stove whoa they said the cops don't really work well during the rain so she's going nuts the increase in public
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criticism was very clearly starting to irritate City officials in an article published in the New York Herald Mayor
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John F Highland angrily told reporter there isn't any bobbed haired Bandit that's only a myth you you're just flim
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flamming us I'm like sir she's been seen she's been she's been witnessed by several people who have been held up at
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these stores like is everybody just making this up yeah they just don't want to admit that you know what this is
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there's a lady that's uh getting the best of them making a run making us run for our money here and we're not happy
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with it yeah she should stay in the kitchen where she belongs whether he genuinely beli beli that or not there
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was indeed a bob teed Bandit and the failure to capture her was definitely starting to make the NYPD look like a
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bunch of idiots they were so mad and they were pissed they were so mad so on the night of January 26th the contingent
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of 200 police officers picture that 200 scattered across neighborhoods all over Brooklyn intent on capturing the Bob
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teed Bandit and her companion and her comp I love companions believing that they the pair were sure to to strike
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that night as they had the previous five Saturdays officers stood watch outside of grocery stores drug stores and even
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delies around the city just waiting for that Bandit to make a mistake and at that same time another large group of
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officers were assigned to watch over the home of NYPD commissioner Richard enri after one of the Bandit's notes
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referenced making a visit to the man's home oh damn but by the time the police had spread out their net the Bandit had
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already robbed eight businesses of nearly $2,000 which would be $37,000 in today's Cash Dam and showed
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no signs of slowing down or even losing any kind of confidence cuz why why slow down they're not catching you it's
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raining I got to go yeah it's raining however despite that large scale effort there was no sign of the Bandit that
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January 26th night and the next day the Press reported on yet another failure by
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the police uhoh in the meantime John Highland expressed his complete support and commissioner enrite and the NYPD
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writing it has always seemed to me a very regrettable feature of the of life in New York that some of the newspapers
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consciously or unconsciously Aid in attempts to dislodge a Fearless Police Commissioner wow she's like it's the
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newspaper's fault it's yeah obviously we can't catch this person obviously the newspapers like you're the one who's
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saying that she doesn't even exist exactly but now as far as he was concerned the Bob teed Bandit wasn't the
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problem the Press was he already said that he did he thought she was a myth created by the press to sell papers and
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he later said true occasionally a girl may commit a Larsen but there's surely no occasion for the scareheads about
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girl Bandits the scareheads the scareheads nor for moralists to say that the town is infested with them he's like
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girl Bandits aren't real that's that is exactly the energy that he is delivering
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girl Bandits are fake girl Bandits have cooties no there only boy Bandits you can't be a girl Bandit
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no you're stupid that's so funny but he said he was confident that if they could
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crack down on the press and prevent them from fueling this public hysteria the Bob haired Bandit would just disappear
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and people would go on with their lives yeah because the Press had no interest or reason to stop a reporting on the
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Bandit as long as she continued to pull off these robberies around the city and as long as readers were interested in
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her Antics they were going to keep publishing the stories to sell those papers yeah and they didn't give a [ __ ]
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how it made the police look they're like make yourselves look better by early February the local papers honed on a new
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Theory detectives had been developing and it was that despite all reports the Bob haired Bandit was not a woman at all
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but perhaps a young man disguising himself by wearing young woman's clothing because once again there's no
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way that this is a girl banded they said a girl is not defying us like this it must be a man yeah well some may have
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found the theory more credible than others just as many dismissed it as nonsense noting that many of the
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witnesses quote describe the Bandit's feet and shoes as typically feminine and and her walk is characteristic of a
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member of the weaker sex adorable it makes me think of in Scream one when Stu is like no there's no way a girl could
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have killed him and ry's like it takes a manth to do something like that oh my God it's so true that's the perfect
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quote that is the that's the vibe that I'm getting man takes a man to do something like that I love it that's
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exactly what this is giving that's the vibe now the Bandit and her companion they did lay low for a few weeks and
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that was until early February when they were back at it again with the [ __ ] ass
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Bob hell yeah she's getting out there with her Glad Rags what's a glad rag tell us all about it oh my God our Glad
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Rags she's going to go commit a caper is that a crime yeah a robbery a crime I love it yeah well she they were back on
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the job and they landed themselves right back on the front pages of the New York
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papers a little after 10: p.m. on the evening of February 3rd the bobbed haired Bandit entered an HC Boh hat
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grocery store on Lafayette Street and approached the counter wearing what the Press described as a saucy turban
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trimmed with fur oh I love a saucy turban Saucy turban now despite the late hour there were still several store
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clerks behind the counter and actually three customers waiting in line when she reached the counter the Bandit asked the
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butcher Peter uh Peter Crossman for a whole chicken she said one whole chicken please me too same he disappeared into
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the deli and when he returned with the chicken the B the chicken excuse me the Bandit P her revolver from her coat
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pocket and said one peep and you're a dead butcher she said hey grab a little air that's also sling what does that
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mean that means put your hands up grab a little air I just love that she made like a chicken joke one I love that I
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love it and you're a dead butcher so the butcher dropped the chicken on the floor
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and threw his hands up in the air because again he did care yeah he grabbed a little air the Bandit then
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whistled and within seconds her companion was by her side pistol in hand and I just picture her doing the like
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the pinkies in the mouth kind of wh the mouth whistle hell yeah I wish I could do that kind of whistle she then
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directed Cosman and the other clerks to the back of the store while the Bandit kept everybody at the back of the store
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the man went through the cash register stuffing bills into his pockets 150 bucks in total that night today that'd
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be about 2,700 bucks once they emptied the registers they backed their way out of the store loudly declaring that they
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would shoot anybody who made a move or yelled for the police and once they got outside they just jumped in their car
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and they sped off and they said bye a few days later police arrested 19-year-old Mary Cody for this robbery
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and they declared they had finally got her this was their bobbed haired Bandit doubt it they claimed Moore wasn't
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acting alone but rather she was the leader of a gang of Bandits that included her boyfriend Matthew Boyd Boyd
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Boyd that's you my girl girl and a man by the name of Richard Gibbons Mary Cody and the two men were accused of several
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taxi cab holdups in the area but the only evidence connecting her to the Bandit robberies was the fact that she
00:27:05
owned a seal fur coat and wore her hair in a bobbed style yeah seems a little hinky to me she had a coat and a Bob I
00:27:12
just want you to let that sink in that's it unfortunately when their robbery victims were shown photographs of this
00:27:18
woman and her two accomplice quote unquote they all denied that she was the banded they said no that's not the girl
00:27:23
they said Noah she just got a coat and they said okay fine and they arrested uh another young woman just one day later
00:27:30
they said all right Mario it's not you but I think it's Rose Mo yeah me too we're going to go arrest her yeah and
00:27:35
they arrested her after her mother reported her missing to the police when a detective caught up with rose she was
00:27:41
wearing a seal skin coat and a pink hat over her bobbed ass hair over her Bob assir over her bobbed ass hair the
00:27:50
arresting detective told the Brooklyn Eagle he was quote satisfied in his own mind that Ros Moore and the notorious
00:27:57
bobbed haired Bandit Wy and defiant were one and the same but the next day it was clear she
00:28:03
had nothing to do with the holdups and she was released from custody her brother Edward who actually was the one
00:28:09
to report his suspicions of her to the police damn later said Rose is a good girl but fond of fun and I suppose I was
00:28:16
too strict with her my sister had no record of any kind against her of course and it was really my fault that she
00:28:21
received this unpleasant publicity wow fond of fun you're a [ __ ] bag he was like you're having too much fun I'm
00:28:29
going to make them think you're a bandit much fun you have a [ __ ] ass Bob I'm going to put you in the big house men
00:28:34
suck like you're the worst are you kidding he's like and it's like her brother it's like shut the [ __ ] up yeah
00:28:40
shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up sibling like get the [ __ ] out of here she's having too much fun I got to throw
00:28:45
in the big house you're not my dad yeah get the [ __ ] out of here well by this point Helen Quigley and Mary Cody were
00:28:51
actually still in custody of uh on suspicion they're just like they're arresting people while they have all the
00:28:59
bobbed haired girls in little holding cells all of them police were arresting or detaining anybody who fit the
00:29:06
description of the Bandit and her companion desperate to close the case and her companion companion they were
00:29:12
just desperate to close the case they wanted to end all the public criticism meanwhile as detectives uh interrogated
00:29:18
Rose Moore the real Bandit continued writing notes just taunting the police and condemning the press for printing
00:29:24
lies about her after an interview with the supposed Bandit appeared in the Brooklyn an eagle the editor received a
00:29:29
note that read Dear Sir the interview you printed about the bobbed haired Bandit was a fake and you ought to be
00:29:35
exposed it seems to me that you would have more to do than sit down and just make things up personally I think you
00:29:42
are a bum I have never been interviewed as a matter of a fact and I defy you P.S
00:29:48
I also defy the police a photographic copy of this letter has been turned over to the police of the popular Street
00:29:55
Station I I think you are a I we need to start calling people bums again we have to call people bums 2025
00:30:04
yeah 2025 we're bringing back calling people bums personally I think you are a bum yeah it should be said that while
00:30:12
the bobbed haired Bandit did write a lot of notes to the police and the Press there were countless other fake notes
00:30:17
written by Anonymous uh senders it's not always known which is which but but all
00:30:22
of them are they they have such zest and flare they do have such zest and what else do they have they're very hoty
00:30:30
totsy they are very hoty totsy and you know what we got a lot of bobhair patsies sitting in the big house right
00:30:36
now tell me everything what Bob paired PSIs yeah PSIs are people who are set up a fool a chump a chump they're sitting
00:30:44
in the big house in jail this is too much I love it so much I wish we were dressed like Swanky I
00:30:52
know I'm wearing sweatpants oh we need to do a liter tale that's 1920s themed so we can go early yesterday I don't
00:30:59
know how we do that but we'll figure it out we could just read regular tales and
00:31:02
just decide to be 1920s I love it I like it well regardless the letters became so
00:31:07
popular with readers that the Brooklyn Eagle just continued collecting them and Publishing them now on a weekly basis
00:31:13
damn much to the irritation of the police I imagine because not only did the letters make detectives look foolish
00:31:19
for their inability to catch the Bandit but they also reminded New Yorkers that crime was still a big problem in the
00:31:24
city and that that fact reflected very poor on police commissioner enr after a few weeks of downtime the Bandit popped
00:31:33
up again in late February this time wielding a pistol in each hand she got one too oh damn and this was when she
00:31:41
and her companion robbed the James Butler grocery in Brooklyn by that point the public had started mistakingly
00:31:47
seeing the Bandit everywhere so when the woman entered the store wearing her quote 3/4 length seal skin coat and her
00:31:54
black turban one of the customers shouted the Bob head B did she's arrived here she is the pair went through their
00:32:02
usual routine coring the customers and the clerks to the back of the store while one of them went through the
00:32:06
registers and then they backed out of the store with their guns drawn and said don't tell anybody and they said oh my
00:32:12
God it's really a skirt what does that one mean she's a real skirt she's a real skirt what's it
00:32:19
mean a woman a woman oh my God it's a woman now a skirt Bandit uh as they made their way out of the door the Bandit
00:32:26
shouted give us 10 minutes get away or you'll be sorry this time the total takeaway was
00:32:32
less than $60 but still a good sum of money that'd be about 1,000 bucks today yeah the latest string of robberies led
00:32:38
the police to devise a new strategy though casting an even wider net and questioning nearly anyone who met even
00:32:45
one of the bandits to scriptors however while this strategy was intended to catch the criminal it had the unintended
00:32:52
effect of scaring or just straight up inconveniencing the female members of the public by the end of February
00:32:58
detectives have put so much emphasis on the Bandit's hair and clothing that women all over the city started altering
00:33:04
their appearances so that they wouldn't be mistaken for the band oh damn yeah one hair stylist told the reporter girls
00:33:10
won't Bob their hair anymore and the ones who have theirs already bobbed are letting it grow as fast as they
00:33:16
can they're just encouraging their hair to grow please grow every night they're like please grow
00:33:21
faster that's how that works they're using rosemary oil biology the sentiment was shared by
00:33:27
other in the beauty industry and only led to more criticism of the police and of course their inability to catch this
00:33:33
bobbed haired Bandit I love her another stylist told reporters it's a shame the way the police are playing hide-and seek
00:33:39
with the girl and letting her out with them all the time I love this a police force of bobbed haired girls would catch
00:33:45
her soon enough she said [ __ ] that why don't we take all these bobbed haired arrestes and make them the police yeah
00:33:51
they're out here they're they're tooting the wrong ringer yeah you know it's that like barking up the wrong
00:33:57
tree asking the wrong person I love it tooting up the wrong ringer fortunately for the NYPD it would not come to that
00:34:04
but I do love the image that conjures I immediately thought of a bunch of [ __ ]
00:34:09
ass bobhair Flappers just walking in flashing a batch put them up I love it I love it oh I want to be one the
00:34:19
robberies continued into March and of course so did The Sensational press coverage soon enough the Bandit was
00:34:24
being celebrated by most as a kind of anti-hero and obviously an early feminist figure
00:34:30
pushing back on the suffocating norms and restrictions imposed by a world ruled of stinky stupid men there you go
00:34:37
one journalist wrote for the Brooklyn Eagle Brooklyn's girl Bandit is merely part of the great world revolt against
00:34:43
Authority and correct principles using her energies on the only plane open to her in which she can Revolt W they said
00:34:50
she's got a bob and she's robbing people and [ __ ] men yeah she's a weak sister no
00:34:56
love it by the end of March commission commissioner enr was [ __ ] pissed and the NYPD and him had become so
00:35:02
frustrated with the situation that he started to speak out to the Press about how he might have to step into the
00:35:08
investigation and bring the Bandit in himself he said I had about reached the conclusion that I would have to go out
00:35:15
and get her myself I'm not so sure that she is not a Shad man oh see we can't we
00:35:20
can't just give it it's a skirt I'm like no she's a skirt and she's getting The Best of You commissioner and you're just
00:35:26
upset about it his comments were aimed at the critics of the police but it's also clear from his statement that the
00:35:31
Bandit's gender was at least some degree of a threat to him otherwise he would have never called it into question
00:35:37
exactly [ __ ] I'm saying for months the Bandit and her companion had been holding up drug stores my favorite part
00:35:44
to be honest her companion and groceries around the city all without firing a single shot or harming anybody no shots
00:35:51
had been fired up to this point which thankful for that but that all changed on April 1st
00:35:58
when the pair attempted to rob the payroll department of the National Biscuit Company which is a company that
00:36:04
I would love to support I was going to say that place is near and dear to my heart same now the heist was to be the
00:36:11
biggest of their career thus far not only because it was the biggest supposed to be the biggest payout but also
00:36:17
because it occurred in broad daylight while a number a large number of Clerks were present that morning the couple
00:36:23
actually hired a car to take them to the biscuit company which I'm going to do that too but I'm not going to rob them
00:36:29
I'm just going to buy a lot of I'm getting a car to go to the biscuit company right now nisco National Biscuit
00:36:35
Company Nabisco oh my God I never knew that Mikey just told us Nabisco Mikey just cracked the code I never knew that
00:36:44
Biscuit Company what the [ __ ] I'm going to support them boom well when they boom
00:36:50
boom when they arrived to Nabisco the man pointed a gun at the driver Arthur West and told him to get in the back of
00:36:57
the the car once West had been tied up and placed on the floor in the back seat the Bandit took over the wheel and they
00:37:02
continued to down the street to the National Biscuit Warehouse Nabisco W once they reached their destination
00:37:11
they parked on the street outside the W warehouse and entered through the front door and climbed the stairs straight to
00:37:17
the administrative offices so on the second floor the young woman walked to the CAG in payroll office and she
00:37:22
stepped up to the desk and handed the clerk Nathan Mazo an envelope Mazo opened the envelope and took out the
00:37:29
paper inside but it appeared to be blank when he looked up prepared to question the woman in front of him he found
00:37:36
himself staring into the barrel of the bobbed haired Bandit's pistol uhoh seconds later the Bandit's male
00:37:42
companion appeared at her side with pistols in both hands and a handkerchief covering his face oh the payroll office
00:37:50
erupted into chaos as the clerks and SEC secretary started running trying to escape the gunman but the Bandit kept
00:37:57
focused on Mazo and the other man coralled the employees and forced them into a smaller office just adjacent to
00:38:03
the payroll cage now as the staff began filing into the small office Mao was last in line and he appeared to make a
00:38:10
move for the Bandit's gun grabbing her arm when he passed by her the Bandit fell back away from Mazo tumbling over a
00:38:17
chair a chair and falling to the floor seeing what was happening her companion fired Two Shots oh hitting Mao in the
00:38:26
arm causing the man obviously to scream and then the scene to erupt in the chaos
00:38:31
because fire has now been you've now heard gunshots exactly with everything having gone ay the pair fled down the
00:38:38
stairs and out to the car with several National Biscuit drivers following behind them now you know they they they
00:38:45
were doing these little ones that were going well at night and they got two they they were putting on the rits they
00:38:52
were high hatting I know what that's all about high they were getting swelled thrown on side acting High High toned
00:38:58
acting High toned got to keep it chill you got to chill out how do you say chill out in 1920s like I think it's
00:39:07
like hold on look hold on you got to simmer down you got to cool your jets hold your horses keep
00:39:19
your shirt on I like keep your shirt on take it easy pipe down keep your hair on
00:39:24
keep your hair on why do I feel like you're ma right now she doesn't really talk like that but
00:39:29
like kind of but she kind of does she has a 1920s Vibe about her when she when she gets going W you be Bal lupas baby
00:39:38
she does she does the trans I just like the like haen getting swelled and swelled getting too big for
00:39:45
you br keep your hair on keep your hair on well nobody's hair was on everybody was [ __ ] terrified they were getting
00:39:51
swelled they were getting fully swelled acting way too high toned an ambulance and police ared at the scene a short
00:39:58
time later and Nathan Mao was taken to the hospital for treatment a few blocks away a patrolman Came Upon the Packard
00:40:04
that the pair had arrived in whoop and the driver Arthur West was still tied up in the floor in the back on the floor in
00:40:11
the back the patrolman took the car and the driver to the nearest precinct where
00:40:15
he explained that he had picked up the couple at a hotel near Prospect park and had driven them down to where the car
00:40:21
had been found at which point he was jumped by the couple and thrown into the back of the car oh damn he said he had
00:40:28
not seen either passenger's face but according to the Press quote his description of both the girl and her
00:40:33
companion tallied perfectly with that of the Bob teed Bandit and her companion oh
00:40:40
after 17 successful robberies 17 17 we just did the highlights here holy [ __ ] the holdup of the National Biscuit
00:40:50
Company naisa changed everything for the Bandit and her companion wow where she was spoken of as an anti-hero now the
00:41:00
papers were accusing her and her companion as attempted murderers and announcing quite inaccurately that Mao's
00:41:06
wounds will quote probably prove fatal they didn't okay he was shot which is very wrong absolutely he was shot in
00:41:14
the arm he was not going to die a few days later he himself would capitalize on the spotlight giving interviews where
00:41:20
he heroically claimed that he'd been reaching for the gun not trying to remove the Bandit's Veil as had been
00:41:26
suggested by the police in the Press he told a reporter believe me if I got that
00:41:30
gun I would have saved the police a lot of trouble I'd have killed them both that's what I'm going to do next time
00:41:36
I'm going to get the gun and I'm going to shoot her honestly I probably would have been as insufferable coming out you
00:41:42
in the like I would have come out and I would have been like next time I'm getting that gun I'm getting you yeah
00:41:46
you shoot me in the arm you're done yeah but if Nathan Mao was fantasizing about
00:41:51
a second visit from the Bandit and her companion he would be sadly disappointed after months of robberies and obviously
00:41:57
VI ly very intense press coverage the Bob haed Bandit and her companion seemingly disappeared wa for weeks NYPD
00:42:04
officers and detectives spread out across the city in search of the bobbed haired Bandit and her companion but the
00:42:09
robberies had stopped all together and there was no sign of the infamous Duo anywhere wow finally in mid April
00:42:17
investigators got a break when they learned that The Parkers who were the couple that hired the car and the driver
00:42:23
that took them to the Biscuit Company were 20year old old Celia Cooney 20 20-year-old Celia Cooney and her
00:42:33
25-year-old husband Ed Ed Ed honestly yeah her companion is Ed the couple lived in Brooklyn until recently when
00:42:42
they gave up their apartment and told their landlord that they were moving down to Florida NYPD detectives
00:42:48
contacted authorities in Florida who put out an alert across the state and in the
00:42:53
early hours of April 21st Celia and Ed Cooney were arrested stayed at a rooming House in
00:42:59
Jacksonville damn is that her yeah the Bob head band she does look 20 she looks younger than that to be honest wow so
00:43:09
now who exactly were Celia and Ed K who were they well Celia was born into extreme poverty and raised along with
00:43:17
seven brothers and sisters by a single mother who relied on her children to beg for money in the street that's how bad
00:43:23
things were ah so she kind of this was in her in her bones already uh for most of her younger years the family lived in
00:43:30
a coal Cellar until Celia was taken in by an aunt in Brooklyn when she was 14 in 1918 she moved out on her own and a
00:43:37
few years later in 1923 she met her now husband VA uh Ed at a Vaudeville theater
00:43:43
on fton street I love that that's so 1920s like that's so of the time and I it's a beautiful love story to be honest
00:43:52
she later remembered that night saying I thought I'd blow 30 cents taking in a show and hoping to run into some friends
00:43:57
but by the end of the night she struck up a conversation with the man next to her and as the picture came to an end
00:44:03
she had fallen in love with Ed's quote unquote wonderful smile oh my God right that's actually really sweet they dated
00:44:11
for a few months before they decided to get married on May 18th 1923 and Celia said I'd never been so happy in my life
00:44:18
but we weren't saving a scent Ed kept insisting on me buying myself some nice clothes it seemed so wonderful to me to
00:44:24
be loved and worried about so we spent our money that summer almost as fast as we made it wow at the same time Ed was
00:44:31
working as a welder for a small Garage in Brooklyn and while the salary wasn't great it was enough to pay a small rent
00:44:38
on the small room that they shared in a rooming house but in September Celia learned that she was pregnant and that
00:44:45
news changed everything oh she told Ed I'm not going to have my baby raised in a little 2x4 hole like I was insisting
00:44:53
that they needed to find a more suitable home for their family and Ed promised that that he would find a way to make it
00:44:58
happen oh this was how this sounds like such a like sweet story at first you're just like you like root for them yeah
00:45:05
and then they just said you know how we could do that robbing a lot of said oh no this was how Celia and Ed Cooney
00:45:11
became the bobbed haired Bandit and her companion wow and her companion at first
00:45:16
it all seemed like this strange fantasy to the young couple Celia said I had been reading magazines and books about
00:45:22
Girl Scout uh girl Crooks and bandits girl Crooks girl Crooks and bandits and it began to seem like a game or play
00:45:28
acting after i' really came home with the guns it was more exciting than anything I'd ever thought I'd do wow the
00:45:35
couple said they never intended to hurt anybody and they never wanted to the the
00:45:40
shooting at the Biscuit Company was completely unexpected and it was an unconscious reaction from Ed when he
00:45:45
thought his pregnant wife was in danger he told the police and in that sense you're like ah like you put like
00:45:51
obviously putting your being in the position of robbing people whilst pregnant already you're you lose that
00:45:58
argument like you know what I mean like that's it but now you you almost believe
00:46:02
her when she says like we didn't intend to hurt anybody because they never tried
00:46:06
to before you know like it seemed like the intimidation tactic was what they were
00:46:11
going with and it seemed to work yes which is wrong and throwing people off kilter with her being the first one
00:46:17
going in there with the gun I think was their intention like throwing them off completely at first yep and then Ed can
00:46:22
sauner in all tall and like you know get everything done get everything done yeah
00:46:28
I think his reaction was a somewhat Natural Instinct I guess he was just trying to protect his wife he told it's
00:46:35
not okay they had put themselves in that position to begin with so it's like precisely your argument false swap
00:46:40
precisely he told police I thought she had been struck or maybe cut and I fired through the door at Mao who fell my girl
00:46:47
was down and I had to rush in I picked her up and carried her out and if they hadn't already planned to go to Florida
00:46:52
after one final heist the reports in the papers the next day certainly would have
00:46:56
prompted them to run among the details of the holdup and the shooting were detailed descriptions of both Celia and
00:47:02
Ed along with orders from the uh from commissioner enrite to quote shoot her on site if
00:47:08
necessary damn which is like I don't think that's necessary but without the money from the biscuit hold up life in
00:47:15
Florida wasn't much better than what they had in New York when they first got married after spending most of their
00:47:20
money on train and boat fairs to get to Jacksonville the two had run out of money and they vowed not to commit any
00:47:26
more holdups Celia said we had less than $50 left and my baby was coming soon which would cost money the Bandit stuff
00:47:33
was over we never even thought of trying that again so Ed set out to find work as
00:47:37
a mechanic in Jacksonville but by then their descriptions had made it to the papers up and down the east coast and
00:47:44
would then would be followed by their actual names so they knew it was only a matter of time before law enforcement
00:47:49
caught up with them a few days after their arrest Ed and Celia were brought back to New York much to the Delight of
00:47:55
the New York Press who were happy to have their main story back in the city the pair were quickly arranged arraigned
00:48:01
on charges of armed robbery and assault where they indicated their willingness to plead guilty to as many as 10
00:48:07
robberies but they both maintained that they only started robbing stores in order to afford their baby and give Ed
00:48:14
to find uh a better paying job give him some time to do that Celia proudly told the court that the world owed them a
00:48:20
living and she said we did not want our baby born in an unfinished room we needed money to get furniture and get
00:48:26
set up on our and set up our own home and Ed said I had been reading in the newspapers of numerous robberies and I
00:48:32
decided I might get enough money that way to fix us up damn although enthusiasm for the couple had waned
00:48:39
slightly once they were identified Celia and Ed still had a fair share of fans and more than a little sympathy when
00:48:45
they arrived to New York from Florida their train was met by a mob of onlookers hundreds of people rushed the
00:48:52
train stores just in an effort to get a look at the comp the Bandit and her companion oh I believe it and more than
00:48:58
a few of them were saddened to hear that just a few days before being brought back to New York Celia had given birth
00:49:04
to her baby and the baby unfortunately passed away a few days later oh that's sad yeah the baby was buried in Florida
00:49:12
detectives meanwhile had a hard time believing that Celia Cooney was the Bob haired Bandit who had plagued them for
00:49:17
months if you see her she's just this tiny little she so little friends and neighbors reported to investigators that
00:49:24
Ed also was one of the nicest guys they knew and and they never would have suspected him to be an armed robber but
00:49:30
Celia on the other hand received uh fewer glowing reviews from people who actually knew her oh according to one of
00:49:38
her former land ladies Celia would quote lay in a filthy bed in a filthy room until noon every day reading detective
00:49:44
and True Crime magazines and watching boxing matches damn yeah wow there's a lot to unpack there and an anonymous
00:49:53
source interviewed by the Press also had questionable things to say about CIA they said she would talk to men on the
00:49:59
phone who had Italian names and I had the suspicion then that she was talking to members of the underworld that's the
00:50:05
way she struck me these men had Italian names like maybe she's just friends with Italians
00:50:12
don't say like Jesus Christ I love how it's just like automatically like that is the wildest like she's talking to Joe
00:50:20
Bonino these these men with Italian names they're definitely part of the underworld they have to be in the days
00:50:25
after the arraignment a new narrative was emerging in the Press now that she had been unmasked the Bob teared Bandit
00:50:31
was no longer a symbol of the feminist Revolution now people just thought she was a low a low class degenerate who had
00:50:37
duped her husband into being her criminal accomplice have fallen wow we didn't plan that no a few days after their
00:50:46
arraignment judge uh George Martin announced that he wanted the pair to be evaluated by psychiatrist after
00:50:51
receiving concerning letters from members of Ed's family according to the letters Ed had quote shown signs of a a
00:50:57
disordered mentality since childhood and he displayed a parent inability to grasp
00:51:02
a situation oh which is interesting that is interesting Celia on the other hand was described in dismissive and scathing
00:51:09
terms the Press claimed that she quote had begun to visualize the unwritten part of the detective stories of which
00:51:15
she is so fond of she looks forward to the sentencing in court its dramatic possibilities appeal to her oh man so
00:51:21
they're's like she's wrapped up in this crime fantasy world really the the images of her is is Falling Slowly yeah
00:51:29
now now a little faster actually they're making an example of her it's hitting the skids the psychiatrist opinions of
00:51:35
Celia were no Kinder than the Press had been Celia he claimed was the head of the operation while Ed was quote usually
00:51:42
in the background and His function was to smash the cash registers and gather in the loot while his wife took Center
00:51:47
Stage the psychiatrist told a reporter there was something abnormal and not womanly about her actions she was acting
00:51:54
under an Impulse that was apparently unnatural and in every case she dominated the man
00:51:59
who was with her she was the director and he was simply a tool love like that's not womanly I'm like yeah excuse
00:52:06
me like I should reevaluate my lifetime I guess a few weeks later on May 6th uh Celia and Ed appeared before Judge
00:52:14
Martin where they pleaded guilty to charges of robbery and assault each was sentenced to 10 years in prison Ed went
00:52:20
to sing sing and Celia went to Auburn correctional facility and they both had the opportunity for parole after 7 years
00:52:28
before leaving the courtroom Celia wrote one last note uh this one to the judge in the hopes that he would share with
00:52:33
the press and the New York Times shared it she wrote to those girls who think they would like to see their names in
00:52:39
the paper as mine has been or think they would like to do what I have done let me
00:52:43
just say don't try to do it you won't you don't know what you will suffer while I smile my heart is breaking in Me
00:52:50
O she was just lost she was very lost she was very lost bad choices very very bad choices but I do have this
00:52:59
weird sympathy for her cuz you think she I mean she obviously grew up in very rough yeah with nothing and it's like
00:53:06
she clearly fell into these like you know detective magazines and all that she going to be this glamorous like yeah
00:53:15
yeah but what she again the moral of the story is what she did was wrong andn while she was obviously lost and like
00:53:22
thought it was going to be this whole glamorous thing she also wasn't thinking about the people whose lives she was
00:53:28
completely destroying putting at risk that kind of money taking that from somebody like a grocer or somebody who
00:53:34
owns a business that's their whole livelihood that's it it's like and they have families too that they need to take
00:53:38
care of so it's like yeah you may be pregnant you may be trying to like feed your kid right taking it out of somebody
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else's mouth who's working hard for it is not the way to do it there's other ways yeah now in late October 1931 Celia
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and Ed Cooney were each granted parole on the condition that they find suitable employment unfortunately for for Ed that
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was going to be pretty difficult uh he had had an accident in the prison machine shop and that had resulted in
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his arm being amputated damn he sadly died from tuberculosis just 5 years later oh poor Ed I know Celia did manage
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to find work as a typist and she remarried in the mid 1940s and just kind of did her best to stay out of the
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public eye she relocated to Florida and she died from natural causes in 1992 damn isn't that crazy holy [ __ ] she
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lived a long life yeah that was that was a swell a jake a Nifty the cat's meow the cat's pajamas the bees knees I was
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having a ball it was a Whoopi and with all that being said we sure hope you keep listening and we hope
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you keep it weird we I don't know that was my best not so weird that you try a Transatlantic accent and you really feel
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