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Hey weirdos. I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is Morbid. And we're dead camp counselors.
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[Music] I have a lot of blush on today, so I feel like I look a little more alive. So
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maybe I'm the ultimate final girl. Yeah, you're you're like right before death, I
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would say. Yeah, I'm Cuz you're not surviving that. Super duper blood. Okay. You're not surviving. I am not wearing
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blush. So, I am dead. She's dead. She already died currently. My legs look like they're definitely dead. I have the
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palest legs known to man. I mean, same. That's why I'm wearing the tube socks. Yeah. Um, so we got to we we're excited
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about this. This is fun. And uh we wanted to hit on a couple of things first. So, Nicholas is going to be in
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the episode that's on YouTube. Yeah. because we find he's a hot topic. Polarizing if you're very polarizing,
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but we understand in the audio version, we're not going to use Nicholas because I can understand that if you don't see
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our reactions to Nicholas that it's not as fun and could be a little jarring and
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like a little like screechy and not fun. One thing that we don't want to happen is we don't want you to veer off the
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road cuz you got scared. Yeah. We don't want that. So now you have two ways of watching. One will have Nicholas or or
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listening, I should say. One will have Nicholas where you can see us right here. Yeah. And then the audio version
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will be Sans Nicholas. Sans. So you can choose your own adventure now because we
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heard you. It's like goosebumps. Yeah. You know, then those are the best goosebumps to be honest. So yeah. Um and
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the second thing is a really weird thing, but we Never did I ever think that we would have to address this.
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Yeah. So this is just something that's kind of funny, but we just wanted to hit on it so nobody gets too up in arms. Uh,
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so Gypsy Rose Blanchard apparently did made a video where she was talking about a few like content creators on Tik Tok.
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One of them being someone who's apparently called Sir Morbid. Not morbid, but she missed the sir when she
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said it and she said morbid. She's not talking about us. We've never covered her case and we've never any Gypsy Rose
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Blanchard content and we don't plan to ever do it. So she wasn't talking about us. She was talking about Sir Mor. did
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not come for Gypsy Rose. Yeah, we did not come for Gypsy Rose. Uh, but a lot of you were like there to back us up and
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be like, "What the fuck?" So, we appreciate that. We love you. We love that you'll ride at dawn. Like, couldn't
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tell you how much I appreciate that, but I promise that wasn't about us. Uh, she
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just missed saying the sir. Yeah. You know, so it was sir morbid, not morbid. Sir Morbid is different from morbid.
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Yeah. We're not going to cover her case. We never have. No. We've never done any
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard content. None. Yeah. And we don't plan it. Nope. So, uh, with that out of the way, it's
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listener tale. It's Listener Tale. It's brought to you by you, for you, from you, and all about you.
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[Music] There's nothing in this cup, don't worry. There's something in this cup.
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It's coffee. Don't worry. So, we're going to be doing like camp summer tales kind of, camp Appalachia,
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like foresty foresty things, you know? Yeah. That kind of thing. Yeah. Uh, this is my favorite
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outfit. This anytime we can get even though I'm sticky as [ __ ] anytime we can get super bloody, it's so fun. I've
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ruined the couch. That's unfortunate. I've ruined the couch. I'm sitting on a sweatshirt because underneath I put my
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legs down and it was just like it looks like somebody got killed on this couch. Yeah, it truly does. But you know what?
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We suffer for our art, you know. Yeah, it's art. It's just the way it is. That's pretty. Honestly, the coach
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should be bloody in the pod labs though. Facts. You know, it's just that the blood is sticky. Yeah. You know, I never
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realized how much arm hair I had until I put blood on it and it start when I dragged down, you know, when I got
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attacked and the blood dripped down. Yeah. It really hurt my arm hairs. It really hurt my arm hairs. It did. I can
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understand that. I heard them screaming. Yeah. Yeah. Every one of them attacked.
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All right. Are you starting or am I? I'll start. Oh, facts. So, my first listener tale is listener tales lake
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shaunie. We covered that once. We did cover that. It's somewhere I really want to see. Actually, this person saw it.
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This says, "Good morning. Please see my attached listener tale about an overnight camping trip at Lake Shauny
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abandoned amusement park." Did he say warts? Did he say warts? What did he say? We're
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not skipping over it. If he said warts, he said large. And he know he said large. Let me show you. That was runchy
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as [ __ ] Nicholas, he's yours. Nicholas, I am not straight, baby. I don't want to see anything large.
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Okay. Don't be homophobic. It's pride month. It's literally pride month. He said I He said I remember your gay
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ass. He's like, "Bitch, I remember." It's literally Pride Month, Nicholas. Nicholas, I'm crying. Oh. Oh [ __ ] He's
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like, "Yeah, I remember." He's like, "I know. I know your gay ass." Oh, damn. All right. Wow. Okay. Wait. So, this
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person went to Lake Shaunie overnight, which do you know what that means? That means that we, you and I, can go to Lake
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Shan overnight. Camped at the amusement park. Yeah. I'm not trying to camp, but I think that's the only way you can.
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Yeah, you can go. Yeah. Yeah. And then we'll stay at a hotel after. We'll stay somewhere. Not there. Yeah. See, it
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didn't work out. I I was going to say clearly. All right. So, dear Ash and Elena, my name is April, and you can use
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my day name and my dogs names freely. I love how you spell your name. And my husband, too. I know you spell your name
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really cool. It's a P R Y L. I'm not sure how I stumbled across your podcast, but I do know that the very first
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episode I randomly picked was Frank and Rose West girl. And you said it correctly. Holy canoli. Uh, that was a
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doozy. That was intense. It may or may not have traumatized me. Us, too. Us, too. Yeah. Yeah. Me, too. For life. But
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whatever. It hooked me and now I'm like a walking commercial for Morbid. Thanks so much. Love you. In fact, it was you
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girlies that prompted my husband Wesley and I I love that name. Great name. Along with our two roadie dogs, Aussie
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and what is this? Takcoa goose. Takcoa goose. I hope I said that right. Yeah. Aussie and Takcoa goose. to make a
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7-hour road trip from Atlanta to the one and only Lake Shaunie abandoned amusement park in lie of spending
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Thanksgiving with our family. [ __ ] Thanksgiving. Go to Lake Shaunie. [ __ ] Thanksgiving. Go to Lake Shaunie. I love
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that we inspired that too with that episode because honestly, I get it. I want to go. I want to go so bad. Let me
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set the scene. It's late November. It's West Virginia. It's cold as [ __ ] And we're the fools that decided it would be
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a good idea to sleep in a tent in a haunted amusement park. That's the part I can't get behind. And there was a
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massive rainstorm set to blow in that night. But hey, at least we had firewood. But rain. Yeah, you know that
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that fire rain. Bad. Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me start at the beginning. This road trip was for real.
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Destination scary stuff. We went to the abandoned mining town of Thurman. Oh my god, you really you did it right. You
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guys rule. Uh, we hit up uh, Point Pleasant for all things Moth Man. That place was creepy pants. Like to the
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point it gave Wesley a panic attack because something was off. Way off with the energy. But that heavy energy story
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is best saved for another time in another place. Let's get back to Lake Shaunie. We arrived about 3 p.m. and met
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Chris, who is the self-proclaimed caretaker. As you know, the park has been in his family since the 60s or
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something like that. Chris is pretty awesome and he gave us a tour of the property that included a detailed
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history of everything Lake Shaunie. From the natives who first inhabited the land
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to the white settlers who stole the land to the beginning development of the park
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during the Great Depression. Stolen land. Topical stolen land, you say? That's crazy. Uh after about an hour,
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Chris made a sweeping gesture and said, "Well, I'm out. The park is yours." The fact that he was just like G2G. Like
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damn. He climbed in his truck and before speeding off said, "Oh, and by the way,
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because this place has lots of children who live here, I've heard that people who camp with their dogs are
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particularly magnetic." He slammed his door and drove away, honey. He said, "You got a big storm coming." He said,
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"Have so much fun with the ghost children." So scary. And then [ __ ] got real. I bet. Remember, it's November.
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Not a lot of daylight. We quickly had to decide what to do first. Set up camp or
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do our first round of exploration. Duh. It was time to take a walk. So, it's dusk. I'm taking pictures like I was
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hired by National Geographic. Speaking of pictures, feel free to share mine and the video. We'll get to the video a
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little later. So far so good. Nothing creepy creepy yet. After a quick dinner of gas station baloney and cheese
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sandwiches. I'm sorry, that's [ __ ] reckless. Good for you. Do you like baloney? I love bologna. I grew up on
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baloney. Same. I don't like bologna. I haven't eaten baloney in like a billion years, you know. So, I don't
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know if I would still I have fond memories of baloney. I don't. You know who still buys baloney? Oh, from the
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deli? My husband, honestly, this I love Drew. Like, this is why Drew [ __ ] heavy
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with baloney. I get him. It disgusts me. Me and Drew can eat a bologoney sandwich
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at your house. Bologna and cheese and the yellow mustard. I like yellow mustard. Yes, I have iconic, but it's
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turkey. It's turkey and um havari dill cheese. Oh, she's fancy. She's fancy. Yeah, she doesn't know about this cheese
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and baloney sandwich from the gas station. Listen, April, I love you and I respect so much about you. Just not
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this. Just not this. I respect it, though. I'll tell you, I respect it. I respect everything you do, April.
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Bologna and cheese sandwiches and bad beer. We knew it was time to set up camp. Why didn't we just rent a little
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RV? I know that would have been a good idea. These are questions. Oh, I would go in an RV. Yeah, I would go in an RV.
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I think we can glamp at Lake Shiny. That would kind of be fun, actually. Let's talk to people about that. Karin and
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Sabrina, you guys doing anything? What you up to? Wait, that's actually a really good
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idea. It is a good idea. We're going to text them later. Yeah, we are. Before getting too far into the tent popping
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process, I decided to check out this little shed over by the cornfields. Yep, the corn fields. No. I open the creaky
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door and it's just an empty little building. Let's call it a tiny house. With the impending storms, we decided to
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toss our sleeping bags in the shed and call it home for the night. Crawl. No. Crawl. Why you staying in a
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shed? What are you doing? Why you staying in a shed, babe? In hindsight, this might not have been one of my
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better decisions. We've all made bad decisions, but honestly, I was beginning to wonder if this entire trip was a good
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idea. Valid. Um, it's it's zero dark 30 in time for the night walks. Wesley suddenly had knee problems or more
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likely scared of the dark problems. He volunteered to stay with the dogs by the campfire. So you can have both hands for
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taking photos. Wow, Leslie. That's make us fall. Wesley, wild reason. Um, thank you. I
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I'll continue. Nicholas, thank you. Really? I think we don't see you. Are you in here,
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Nicholas? Show yourself. Should I see you, Nicholas? And if I should say he was large
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earlier. Where are you? Just give us a general idea. Earlier he said to your left of where you are.
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That's a small space. He's probably helicoptering in your face. I hope he's not Mikey. I hope that's not Can we even
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What did he say? Susan. What if he called you Susan? Susan? He said, "That's such a Susan thing to
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say. Nicholas, his version of Karen is not interested in in your runchiness." He's
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like, "Excuse me." He's like, "That's not even what I was talking about. What I'm Susan. Susan." I'm going to start
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calling you Susan. That's homophobic. On this Pride Month, I keep doing this and then I'm just like, "Whoops." I
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know. My shirt is like stuck to me. Whoops. Guide. There's a guide in this story.
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There is. Yeah, he left. He didn't of a guide anymore. [ __ ] that. Uh, really? I
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think he was a scaredy pants and wanted Aussie and to uh Takcoa for extra protection. Off. I went into the dark,
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dark night by myself. You're a [ __ ] badass, April. Great. A badass [ __ ] Uh, cuz I can't say I would do that. I
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can say fullheartedly I would not do that. Can't do that. My first stop was the old ticket booth. There was a small
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pin wheel on the ground. Hm. This seemed like a good place to start. My unexperienced booty started to ask it
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questions and when it answered, I almost pooped. Undoubtedly, he loves that word.
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He does. Uh, and when it answered, listen. Who are you talking to, Nicholas? Don't
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start with me. It's like when you were like, "Forget that one." He was like, "Please leave."
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I know. Cuz I was like, you were like, "Forget it." He's like, "Pay attention." You know what? Get the [ __ ] out of here.
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You want to hear me? Get off. To be fair, there was a slight breeze that I don't want to discount as an as
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evident in the video, but I don't think that this was just the wind. Anywh who, when I asked the pinwheel if someone was
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there, it began to slowly spin. I asked it to change the direction. It did. The wind doesn't just change direction like
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that. I asked it to stop spinning and it also did that. Yeah, you were communicating with something. Next stop
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was the creepy trail. I like that. I like that, too. I like that a lot. I want to name my house that. Uh yeah,
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just the my driveway is just the creepy trail. Uh it runs along the back of the property line. Chris says that it's the
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only place on the property where he refuses to go. That's how you know it's Oh, I slow I began a slow walk partly
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because I was as scared as Drew Barrymore talking to Ghost Face and also because I didn't want to roll my old ass
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ankles on an uneven path. Both valid reasons. Smart. I make my way around the bend and begin to approach the
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gravestone of the Mitchell Clay children. As you may recall, two of them were murdered by the Shaune while doing
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chores on the property. The third was kidnapped and later burned at the stake. Anyhow, this part of the trail has a
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couple of security lights. I was feeling a bit braver with the light and began to
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walk with a little more pep in my step until I realized that I saw my shadow and another smaller shadow walking next
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to me. No, that's a baby. That's a little kid. I don't like it. That's a little kid. When
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I say the hairs on the back of my neck went up and a cold cold chill ran down my body, I am not exaggerating.
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What does one do when walking towards the graves of three murdered children in an abandoned music amusement park with a
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ghost child companion in the middle of the night? That's a good question. One gets the [ __ ] up out of there. I ran I
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ran like the wind. Okay, I'm old and chunky. I ran like that. Back at camp after I caught my out of shape breath, I
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drank a bad gas station beer and started to share my tail. However, mother nature
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had his own her own agenda. With a crack of thunder and flash of lightning, the sky angrily broke wide open and we made
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a mad dash for our tiny house/shed next to the cornfield. Once inside the safety
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of the plywood walls, we realized the only way to latch the door was from the outside. Why? Yeah, that's not good.
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Well, it's a shed. But it's a shed. You're like, I was like, that's [ __ ] up. Nefarious. It's [ __ ] The door
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seemed only to stay closed fairly well on its own. So, at the time, it didn't. He's in the afterlife.
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Okay. Which is close cuz the veil is like pretty thin right there. I don't know how thin it is right now. It's
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Friday the 13th soon. Facts. I don't know what that means, but let's go with it. Bet. Uh, if you could
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give me a little more specificity of where you are in this room, perhaps Nicholas.
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The second I said something. The second I said something. Listen, I advocated for you. I advocated for you to stay on
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the YouTube episodes, Nicholas. So, sorry, Nicholas. Uh, so, um, sorry, Nicholas. I'm I'm just saying sorry.
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Sorry, Nicholas. I don't know. We're family. I'm stressed out right now. family. Sorry, Nicholas. I see her. I
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see her. Sorry, Nicholas. What about Sorry, Ash. You're being bullied on your I don't want to piss Nicholas off. I'm
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not trying to piss him off. I'm just trying to tell him that I advocated for him. Keep the He keeps telling me he
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dislikes me. We're family. Not that he dislikes you. Just what you said. Oh, okay. It's cuz you said ignore what he
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said. Okay, that's fine. All right. So, I have to say if you're only listening on audio, you're missing out. Nicholas
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is great. Cool watch on YouTube. So, the door seemed to stay closed fairly well on its own. So, at the time,
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it didn't present as a huge problem. We settled in for bed. Before turning off our headlamps, I reminded the dogs that
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if a small ghost child opened the door during the night and asked them to come out and play, they were to respond with
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a firm no. Before my eyes were even closed, Wesley had already begun to snore. I tossed and turned and
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eventually drifted off to sleep. Reality fell away to the dream world and all was
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well in our tiny house saw a shed next to the cornfield until it wasn't. Suddenly the door flew open and my dumb
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ass was the one sleeping next to the door. I screamed. The dog started to bark and snoring beauty awoke with a
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start. We quickly determined that the wind blew open the door, not a ghost child trying to steal our dogs. With
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some rocks and a rope, we maggyvered that door closed. At this point, I was awake and there was no hope of not being
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wide ass awake, which turned out to be a good thing because all night long there
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was a wrapping at the door and it would slowly be pulled open and then closed again, which the wind doesn't do. This
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continued long after the wind and rain died down. Like, imagine the door slowly opening and then slowly closing and like
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a wrapping at the door. No, I just like it so much. But we should totally go. Nonetheless, dawn broke to a beautiful
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blue sky. We survived the night, packed up the car, and drove off into the West Virginia mountains. That's even scarier,
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to be honest. Uh, that's it. That's my story. Thank you for planting the seed. If it weren't for y'all, this trip would
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not have happened. Keep it weird, but not so weird. You spend the night in a tiny house shed next to a cornfield in a
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haunted abandoned amusement park in the middle of nowhere, West Virginia. Damn. April. April. And the pictures are
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next to me. Next to me. Who's next to you? Um, he you asked him where he was and he said you were next to him. Am I
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next to you, Nicholas? Are you to my left? Cuz you don't have a lot of space over there. What if I'm Nicholas? What
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if you are? I mean, somebody did think I was Nicholas, which I am not. That's true. That was a weird That was a weird
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hypothesis. Someone was like, "It's Ash. They pre-recorded them and that's why Ash always knows what Nicholas is
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saying. Don't drop the fire." Okay, I fixed it. Uh, but yeah, there's some really good photos with this one that
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are awesome. Really spooky. April, you did a really good job without the photographs. It was really good. Um, and
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you made us want to go to that. I want to go to so many abandoned abandoned abandon. I want to go to so many
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abandoned places. Especially amusement parks. They give me like the I know. So, thank you, April. All right.
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My next one is called Lake Desolation Serial Killer and Abandoned Asylum. That one has to be great. I think I
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would think it'll work. He said next saying it. What is Nicholas getting at? I can't
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figure this out. Nicholas, is Elena next to you? More on this later. Yeah. Am I next to
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you, Nicholas? I don't know. We'll see. All right. So, it says, "Dear Asholina, I submitted
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this story last summer, but since you have re-released the Spooky Lakes TM episodes, I think I thought I would give
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this one another go. It's on a listener tales. I also have another tale of a haunted driveway to type up and send
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soon." That's funny that you were just talking about driveway. Yeah. I'm a huge fan, also a fellow spoopy New Englander
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who grew up in southern New Hampshire. Hell yeah. Thank you. And come back every fall to enjoy the haunts of of
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nature. I've attached my listener tale on a spooky lake asylum and potential serial killer for you, but in a friendly
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double spaced poda. You're beautiful. I hope you enjoy. And my soul would leave my body if you read this. Well, soul,
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prepare for departure. Congratulations on being soulless. You are in jealous now. Oh god, you
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ejaculated your soul. You have to listen to the rewatch. Gross. Yeah. Okay. My name is Megan. You
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can use my name. Also, shout out to Rachel, Erin, and Lyanna, who will appreciate this tale. I'm a 30-year-old
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lady who resides in good old cheesy Wisconsin. Cheesy. I would love it there. I love cheese. We had cheese for
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breakfast this morning, but who grew up in New Hampshire in a house built in 1780. Oh, hell yeah. And that isn't even
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the most haunted thing in my life. Oh, [ __ ] This tale is dedicated to the creepiest yet most enchanting body of
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water I have ever witnessed in upstate New York. We could go there. We could. For the past 28 or so summers of my
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life, I've been visiting an eerie, cold, quiet lake on top of a mountain in the foothills of the Aderondax. Lake
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Desolation. That is the most metal name. Yeah, Lake Desolation. All I can think of is Sparky
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from um I know it's domination, but all I can think is desolation. Domination. Desolation. Damn. It's
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losing all meaning, though. Desolation. Desolation. Desolation. All right, we're
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done. Lake desolation is the way that Why did that bring instant tears to my eyes? Because it scared me a
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lot. I think your dirty minds are thinking something else, but that actually genuinely scared me. I'm
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scared. He just screamed, "Why can't I come?" And I realize what that sounds like, but he said it so angry that I
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don't feel I I don't feel safe after the pointing at each other and saying yucky
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things. Personally, I'm scared shitless right now. No, the way he said that so angry. He
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doesn't usually say it like that. He doesn't. You're gross. We're going to go back to
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the story. Nicholas, please don't be angry. Please don't be angry like that cuz it genuinely scared me. Thank you.
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[ __ ] I love that you guys laugh. That was [ __ ] scary. Lake Desolation is a pitch black,
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freezing cold lake at 30 to 45 deep fed by cold springs. The lake is literally 68 acres of blackness. No. Yes. Nope. It
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is. I don't want that. I kind of do. Oh. Surrounding the lake today are old shanty but sturdy shacks that were built
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by the Irish in the 1920s as camps and have mostly stayed as such with very few people residing on the lake year round.
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The scene is as picturesque as an old A-frame one and twotory camps painted bright blues, reds, and a white clash
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with the dark abysmal shade of the lake that absorbs all the sun and reflects nature in the camps like a mirror. Wow,
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that was [ __ ] poetic. That is also there's an attached image. Milton, New York is a quiet town. Maybe one or two
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stop lightss, a general store, and a few roads headed up to factories, camps, and
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scenic homes. And apparently a ton of horror. Horror. Horror. Every summer, my family is headed up the w the winding
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mountain road and felt an eerie feeling of how desolate. Yes, in the name. It re
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it truly was up there. Jumping in the water was ice cold and so dark. The depth of the water always made me feel a
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little bit afraid of it. Was there anything down there? It always ran through my head. There is. A couple
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summers ago, as an adult, I was up at the lake after moving to the Midwest and not being able to go to upstate New York
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every summer like I did when I lived in New Hampshire. My mom and I were visiting my grandma and decided to drive
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up from her house uh from her hometown to the lake to stay a few days to keep cool. My mom and I stood on the dock and
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I ran and jumped in the dark water. I came up from underneath and treaded water as I shouted to my mom, "I hate
00:24:49
being in the lake alone. I always feel like some dead body is going to come up and grab me." Oh no. a trauma that I
00:24:54
have faced since that Are You Afraid of the Dark episode. Hell yeah, I know exactly which one you're talking about.
00:24:59
She seriously replies with they pull dead bodies out of that lake all the time. Wow, mom. I go, what? Naturally,
00:25:07
thinking she's messing with me. But she continues to tell me that a couple times
00:25:10
they have pulled a dead person out of the lake after a heart attack while swimming or drowning. Okay, normal, I
00:25:16
guess. Then, without missing a beat, she also proceeds to tell me of the lake desolation serial killer. The [ __ ]
00:25:22
what? I'm sorry. Who? That they have never caught. What the hell? What the hell Barry? What the hell? What the hell
00:25:31
Burton? The serial killings happened in 2003 and 2009. Both were young girls with red
00:25:38
hair. One was found. I don't want to go anymore. Well, we have to. It was 2003 and 2009, you know, they never caught
00:25:45
him. I'll go with you. What? I don't I don't want to do it. We're going. No. Yeah. No.
00:25:52
No. Then again, I'm not young. So that that might help the self-realization. I mean, just go I'm not young. I'm not
00:26:02
young. Watching you. Maybe cuz you're not young and he's in the afterlife. So he's like,
00:26:11
"Hey, he just confirmed that." He said, "Definitely watching you from up here in
00:26:16
the afterlife since you're so not young." Okay. He said, "You're coming. You're coming up here sometime soon.
00:26:22
Coming around the bend. Anyway, the serial killings happened in 2003 and 2009. Both, like I just said, were young
00:26:29
girls with red hair. One was found in an old logging site and the other found in
00:26:32
the woods. One girl was missing for years before they found her skull and bone fragments. Oh. Uh, okay. Why was
00:26:39
this not on the news? That's not the only creepy thing about the lake, by the way. Do you guys remember the app uh
00:26:44
Randonaut? Oh my god. Yeah, like random randon nautica or something like that. I
00:26:50
don't know. I don't remember it. Yeah, I think it was like you could go it would
00:26:54
send you to a place. I think I do remember this. The app supposedly manifests something you'd like to see
00:27:00
and then chooses a random point of longitudinal and latitudinal coordinates. Yeah, I remember that. That
00:27:05
was like a big thing. Yeah, that does sound familiar. Now, the app actually led a group of teens to discover a dead
00:27:10
body if that refreshes your memory. Absolutely. And that was like huge right when Tik Tok came out or like when we
00:27:16
discovered it at least. I don't know when it came out. Well, last summer, my 17-year-old sister and I decided to try
00:27:22
it. The coordinates it had chosen for us were 13 minutes driving distance away from our camp at the lake. We drove
00:27:27
through the pouring rain. The location, oh, just the Saratoga County Homestead. What is that? A literal abandoned and
00:27:33
decaying insane asylum that has been closed and falling down since 1973. Damn, it manifested what you wanted to
00:27:41
see. You know that's what you wanted to see. I suddenly lost my feeling of adventure and we noped it back home
00:27:47
without exiting the car. We literally had no idea that that place even existed. Later that summer, I did see a
00:27:52
Travel Channel show about it though and had to immediately call my sister. Also,
00:27:56
in the Lake Laneir episode, I remember you talking about the fear of submerged man-made objects, aka some
00:28:02
mechanophobia. Rotate. Did he say rotate for me or lucky for me? It was kind of like
00:28:14
slow motion film. Slow motion. I thought he said lucky for me something you didn't you can't understand.
00:28:21
Looking for me actor you can't understand. Are you an actor, Nicholas? Is your real name even Nicholas?
00:28:31
Are you Are you a a famous actor, Nicholas? Oh, or are you like a bad spirit? I'm going with famous actor.
00:28:40
Are you a famous actor from days of your Nicholas? Let us know. Let us know. Okay. Well, in
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the 1920s, there was a hotel on what is now the pitily Little Lake Beach, and parts of the hotel structural docks are
00:28:53
still submerged. Nope. I don't like that at all. Yeah. Just to spice up the lakes's creepiness,
00:29:01
in the woods surrounding it is an abandoned village. I need to see that. Yeah, I need to see that. I don't want
00:29:08
to see the submerge thing because it'll give me an existential crisis of some sort. I want to see it, but I don't want
00:29:13
to see it all at the same time. It's one of those things. But I want to see the abandoned village. Well, in 1842, a Glad
00:29:19
factory was erected to bottle Saratoga mineral water, and a thriving village built up around the factory of workers,
00:29:24
but the factory closed in 1866 and was relocated closer to a rail track for logistical purposes. I don't even have
00:29:32
to write the creepy little tidbit that happened next because the article below described it horrifyingly. Quote, "With
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its only industry gone, the community had no purpose and the people moved away. Some farming activity continued
00:29:42
until the early 1900s, but one by one, the residents moved and nature took over. Had this been in the arid out
00:29:49
west, you would be standing in the middle of a ghost town. But in our climate, the woodframe buildings quickly
00:29:53
rotted and trees began to grow in the pastures and open land until a mature forest now occupies the site.
00:30:02
Whenever just like nature just like takes something back. Yeah. You know, like takes over, it freaks me the [ __ ]
00:30:10
out. Like I'm I'm for it. I support it. Nature, take what you got to take back. Take everything if you want to. It's a
00:30:16
It's a spooky situation. It is creepy. That's spooky. So anyway, I'll be super happy to hear you read about my spooky
00:30:22
body of water. It's no like Lenir or witch who wants to take a town with her to her grave. But would you dive in feet
00:30:28
first? Hannah. No. Hannah. Hannah Crana is my favorite morbid episode. Hannah Crana is a great one. It was so fun.
00:30:33
Yeah. Anyway, keep it weird, but not so weird that you've been swimming for 28 summers in a lake that may have bodies
00:30:38
in it. Been driving past a serial killer dumping ground. Touched a freaking hotel
00:30:41
dock post with your feet and it was all covered in seaweed and it traumatized you. And an app takes you to an
00:30:46
abandoned insane asylum 13 minutes away from you that you didn't know existed. Damn. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot
00:30:52
in one summer menu. That's a good one, though. Now I want to look up Lake Desolation and I want to like learn more
00:30:56
about it. Maybe next Spooky Lakes we'll cover it. Yeah, maybe we can. Brought to
00:31:00
you by Megan. Brought to you by Megan. I also want to try I always wanted to try
00:31:05
that like random or whatever it is. I wonder is it still a thing? I think it is. Let's try it. I
00:31:11
mean, I imagine it is. So, I'm going to read Listener Tales, Shadow People, Spooky Headlights, and Mystery. Oh my.
00:31:18
Oh my. Hi, Ash and Elena. Please see the attached pod and photos. One attachment
00:31:24
is my rendering of the ghost. We say one is us on the ferry, me on the ferry, the
00:31:29
c the cabin in question, and the fire pit. Wish I took more. Who' have thunk I'd need them? smiley face. I hope you
00:31:35
love this story, and I'd cry the happiest of tears if you ever read it. Much love from Washington State. Katie
00:31:41
and Cody and Maddie. Yeah. Yay. E. I like it. Hello, you wonderful land mermaids of morbidness. Thank you.
00:31:49
You're like Leslie. No, that was amazing. That was really good. longtime listener like I found your podcast back
00:31:54
in the underwater days and still relisten to those episodes when I run out of new ones. You two honestly bring
00:31:59
comfort to the creepy and I know I'm not alone in that giant thank you that you both deserve. Thank you. Thanks. My name
00:32:05
is Katie, pronounced Katie. Feel free to use my name because how [ __ ] cool would that be? Pretty [ __ ] cool. It's
00:32:10
like Catty Heron. That's what I thought of. This story involves myself and my boyfriend at the time, now fiance.
00:32:16
Hopefully never ex-husband Cody. Never ever. This listener tale happened a couple of years ago and somehow after
00:32:21
saying, "Wow, I should send my story in a trillion times, I finally am. Yay." I'm not a writer or a great editor for
00:32:27
the fact for that fact. So feel free to slim this story as you see fit. And you know your girl has attached a double
00:32:32
space pod queen. This is the tale of creepy headlights, a shadow figure, and a whole campsite disappearing right
00:32:39
before our eyes. It's a doozy. My boyfriend Cody and I were heading a couple of hours away into the woods. a
00:32:45
recipe for pure fun, clean fun to celebrate my 32nd birthday at a cute little cabin. This was the first full
00:32:52
year of COVID. And what better way to celebrate than puzzles and smooching in the mountain air. We left our home in
00:32:58
Eastern Washington with our geriatric dog child, Maddie, who just left us in January after 16 wonderful years
00:33:05
together. I'm so sorry. And headed a couple hours north to stay the night with my mom before heading to the cabin
00:33:11
the next morning. The drive was going perfect. I was being the ultimate passenger princess and bought us iced
00:33:16
coffee and the playlist was giving, as the youth say. About halfway through the drive, we had to take a ferry across a
00:33:24
large river, which is always my favorite part. No one else was on the ferry, which takes about 15 minutes to get over
00:33:29
the river and another 15 at best to get back to pick up more cars. Important details there. This ferry is tiny. Damn
00:33:37
tiny. Holds three cars at best tiny. We were the only car on at the time and no cars were waiting on the other side,
00:33:43
which again would be at least 30 minutes for the ferry to pick them up and get them across. Remember that. Remember? We
00:33:51
finally reach on the other side and the ferry guy lets us off. We depart the ferry and our cell signal was instantly
00:33:57
lost. Just for context, the nearest town is about 45 minutes from the ferry crossing and pure no single signal
00:34:04
mountain driving. I have my downloaded Spotify playlist ready. After about 15 minutes of driving, it was dark as could
00:34:11
be and I was rocking out to some 90s tunes. As you should be. Brilliant. Cody is being a safe, diligent driver and not
00:34:17
boopping along with me. That's fine. We can't all be fun all the time. The moon is covered by clouds and there are no
00:34:23
street lamps, just pure dark sky ahead of us. I peep the rearview mirror and see headlights far behind us. No cars
00:34:30
could be there, I thought. Not unless they drove a zillion miles an hour after entering the ferry. Like I said, it was
00:34:36
at least 30 minutes for more cars to be picked up and brought to our side. So, what the [ __ ] I comment to Cody that
00:34:43
it's strange to have a car behind us, and he agrees. I feel slight unease because I am overthink I'm an
00:34:48
overthinking [ __ ] who assumes the worst. You got to be. You really have to be in this day and age. You have to be
00:34:53
an overthinking bishom. Yeah, just assume the worst and be really happy if that doesn't happen. I try to shrug the
00:34:59
feeling off, but my tummy has been activated with anxiety. The car stays far behind us for a while, then starts
00:35:05
to get closer. Finally, it's right behind us. Now, my family had a run-in when I was a kid where my parents and I
00:35:11
were driving over a mountain, and a car tried to shove us off the road three times before they themselves crashed.
00:35:17
Damn. [ __ ] I have deep anxiety with mystery cars and mountains. I don't [ __ ] blame you. I do too. Now, I keep
00:35:24
my eyes on the road and my elderly dog child in my arms. Suddenly, I see something dark in front of us. This took
00:35:30
all of one split second, but I will never forget it and hope I can even explain it. A large round object, now
00:35:36
lovingly called the ghost. It was in front of us. I truly thought it was a bear, but it looked like a void of some
00:35:42
sort. Round yet jagged, hallow yet so deep. I slam my imaginary passenger side brake. And I'm always doing that. I did
00:35:50
that to you yesterday. Uh, and gently say to Cody, "Bear, bear, bear." But as I say it, I real I realize nothing is
00:35:58
there. Nothing was there. Did I just make up a whole event in my head? Feeling silly for yelling out bear. I I
00:36:05
look over at Cody and see his eyes are damn wet. Like about to cry wet. The rapture.
00:36:17
We'll come back to that. Nicholas, not sure how to explain that one. Maybe he's a ghost fan. Yeah, there you go.
00:36:23
There you go. I like that. Um glossy little eyeballs. This only happens when he is very scared, like watching Nuke's
00:36:30
top five alone at 2 a.m. scared. He says nothing. I look behind me and the headlights and car are gone.
00:36:39
No, no, no, no, no. The goosebumps have goosebumps. Nicholas just said keep recording, but he said it angry.
00:36:51
That camera died. That camera died like a minute ago. He said, "Turn it back on." We're going
00:36:59
to keep recording right now cuz we're not done. I feel unsafe. So, yes, we will keep recording. Thank you,
00:37:05
Nicholas. Let's uh let's keep it chill. Nicholas, you're scaring Ash. You're scaring Ash. Scaring me. I look to my
00:37:14
left at a at my weteyed man friend, and he says, eyes not moving off the road and knuckles white. Did you see it, too?
00:37:22
Oh. I gently reply, "The bear. Even though I knew in that moment it was not a bear. "No," he replies, still
00:37:30
being a little too quiet for my anxious brain. The dark thing, the black deep hole. I will attach my rendering drawn
00:37:37
moments after the event, just titled in my iPhone notes app. Ghost, and it's like exclamation, ghost.
00:37:45
What? We slow down a bit, realizing there has been no turnoff for miles. And where the [ __ ] did the car go behind us?
00:37:53
If it was a bear, did they end up hitting it or worse? I never saw a crash. No headlights on the side of the
00:37:59
road. We continue the slow drive. No music, no giggles, and no chatting. I was thankful in that moment that Maddie
00:38:05
was mostly deaf by this 14 year of year of her life and was blissfully unaware of the stress we were feeling. Matt was
00:38:11
just straight vibing. Yeah. Maddie said, "I don't care. This is fun." She said, "I'm almost on my way out." It was
00:38:16
another few hours to get to my mom's house. We tell her everything. She isn't big into spooky stuff and says it was
00:38:21
just our sleepy eyes. Mother, I am 32, not 92. My eyes are not yet that sleepy at 700 p.m. I mean, I'm 35 now, so they
00:38:30
definitely are. I was going to say mine are quick. We kind of forget the ordeal.
00:38:34
Brush it off as a weird night of events and all. And the next day, we leave Maddie with my mom and drive up to the
00:38:39
cabin. To paint this picture, as it will come in super big in a couple moments, the cabin is in a very old, very
00:38:45
run-down yet ever so perfect camping resort. A couple cabins, a tiny little restaurant that doubles as the check-in
00:38:53
desk, store, coffee station, thrift bookshop, some boat boats for rent, and so on. I love the sounds of this. I want
00:39:00
to go to there. It is old and it is perfect. We rented the cabin at the very end of the resort loop overlooking the
00:39:06
other other cabins, all like eight of them and restaurant. From our campsite, we see families making s'mores over
00:39:12
their fire pits. We have an RV somewhat close behind us with people laughing and
00:39:16
talking and playing games. Their low laughter and talking feel comforting to me. We hear music playing and kids
00:39:22
laughing and dads cursing at fish they cannot catch. I am deep in my happy place. Great. It really does. Like this
00:39:29
makes me be like, "Okay, I could do this." That's great. Summer vibes. We set up a our fire pit, pull out the
00:39:34
pre-downloaded pu uh music and scary stories from Reddit to tell after dark and prepare for a fun night. We do
00:39:40
puzzles, make coffee, get cozy, and sleep. The first night was indeed bliss. Yay. And it sounds like [ __ ] bliss.
00:39:49
The next morning, everything is the same. It's a Saturday in midocctober. This is better for you. And it's misty
00:39:56
and cold and beautiful. I want fall so bad. I want that. The families are waking up and making coffee
00:40:03
over their fire pits. Why are you making this sound so dectable? I just need to be here. People are renting boats to go
00:40:09
fish. The dock is full of people. The RV of people rush to the restaurant for breakfast. As do we. I have chicken
00:40:16
fried steak and biscuits. Cody has a corn beef hash. Black coffee and old mugs. All the good stuff. Bustling for
00:40:23
co times for sure. We all stayed very far away and the restaurant was outdoor seating mostly. She's like, "Don't
00:40:29
come." Don't come at me. We decide to rent a boat for that afternoon, too. The woman at the front desk tells us to pick
00:40:34
a boat and at checkout tomorrow, bring payment for it. Sounds great. We love some small town financial trust. She
00:40:41
reminds us checkout is at 11:00 a.m. the next day, but she will be there from 8:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m., which is another
00:40:47
big detail. We make dinner reservations for around 700 p.m. for that night, the last time slot available for dinner. The
00:40:55
restaurant is so tiny and could only have like 15 people in the vicinity. We have some fun at our cabin, puzzles and
00:41:01
music and such, and go for a walk before deciding to go pick up our boat. By this
00:41:05
time, it's about 300 p.m. Way past checkout times for everyone leaving that day. But still, I see kids running and
00:41:11
fires going at cabins along the lake and people walking their dogs. They should all be staying the night, I think to
00:41:17
myself. I mean, someone took all those other dinner reservations, right? We get in our little rickety boat that has a
00:41:23
tiny lake and Cody starts to row us away. The lake is small with lots of little beaches to stop at and wildlife
00:41:29
to see. We row the entire lake, which took maybe 2 hours and was so wonderful. I just sat there painting in a
00:41:36
sketchbook and drinking somewhat warm PBR. Oh, that's great. Cody tried to catch a fish between rowing. When we had
00:41:42
left the with the boat, we passed by our cabin. And as we rode, we saw the RV of
00:41:46
people sitting by the fire drinking beer and playing a ball toss game. This would
00:41:50
be close to 400 p.m. After a couple hours, we're ending in the same spot and it's getting dark. I mentioned in
00:41:57
passing conversation to Cody that I no longer see their fire from the RV, and he comments that they were up late last
00:42:03
night and must have turned into bed early. It's like 700 p.m., my dude. Who are they? My mom's version of me. We get
00:42:10
back to land and Cody drops me off in front of our cabin while he docks the boat before dinner. I sit outside and
00:42:16
finish my beer on our little old little dock. He meets up with me about 10 minutes later and says dinner is
00:42:21
cancelled. No one was at the restaurant. This was a Saturday and they were open until 9:00 p.m. as the lady earlier that
00:42:27
day told us. I was bummed because fish and chips were my main focus of the trip. I researched food reviews for like
00:42:33
a week before we got there. We chitchated about why they would close when it was a Saturday night and busy.
00:42:39
He said there was no note on the front door, but everything was dark, but oh well. We made our fire and had hot dogs
00:42:44
and s'mores. By this time, it's dark. At least 7:00 p.m. or later. We started telling spooky stories to each other
00:42:50
just like the night before. And I loved watching my boyfriend get all weted and scared again. He keeps getting spooked
00:42:56
out by the sounds in the woods around us. But in the middle of my story about the goatman, because who doesn't love
00:43:01
the goat man story, Cody hushes me and I was getting all prepared to make a do not ever hush me, sir rant. But his eyes
00:43:08
and tone made me hold my sass back for a moment. I asked what was wrong. Was it an angry duckling or a rabid beaver we
00:43:15
saw while bo while boating? He says, "I haven't heard anyone since we got back tonight. Have you?" "No," I say. "But so
00:43:23
what? I like the piece." My positivity had zero place in this conversation, I think. Babe, when we left, there were so
00:43:29
many people. It was busy. The restaurant was open. Fires were going. Look around.
00:43:34
No one's here. No smoke from burnt out fire pits. The lights are all off. So, I do look around and I realize not one
00:43:41
fire is going. Not one person is talking. Not one light is on. The RV is even gone. Where did they leave? When
00:43:49
did they leave? They would have had to drive past our cabin on their way out. They were here when we returned from
00:43:54
boating. The cars are gone. Everyone's gone. But that can't be right. Check out was hours ago, and everyone was still
00:44:00
here way after that, I say. Now, let me preface this with my boyfriend and I love anything that gives us chills and
00:44:06
wet eyes. We love a good spooky. We fall asleep to scary videos. We are the weirdos, mister. Yes. But this felt bad.
00:44:14
He's Oh, I don't like that. I hate this. Imagine everybody just [ __ ] disappearing. Gone like like
00:44:20
inexplicably gone. He slowly gets up and says to me while trying to play cool, I'm cold anyway, you know? Let's put the
00:44:27
fire out for now and do something fun inside in the safety of the indoors. He walks 10 the 10 ft to the waterfront to
00:44:33
grab our giant bucket and starts to put out the fire. I decide to get the lights
00:44:37
on inside and fire going in the fireplace. When walking from the fire pit to the front door, I hear twigs
00:44:43
cracking from in ahead of me. I can't see anything. The moon is so covered and it's just darkness. So, I race back to
00:44:50
the fire and Cody. He's being more frantic than I'd like to putting this fire out. What started as basic speed of
00:44:56
walking for water has turned into him running from waterfront to fire pit in mere seconds. Oh no. I call out to him
00:45:01
and tell him about the twigs I heard. I know, Katie, he says. I heard it before while we were telling stories. I didn't
00:45:07
want to scare you. Please go inside. I love that he's like trying to go inside, too. I ran inside because you don't need
00:45:13
to tell me twice. I mean, he did actually, but whatever. We lock the front door, which was barely a real door
00:45:19
at best, and a piece of plywood at worst. Oh, God. Cody grabs knives, hammers, and other heavy items and
00:45:25
places them by the door in the table just in case, he says. Super comforting. My god. But lo and behold, I was
00:45:31
addicted to nicotine at 32. At around 9:00 p.m., my addiction tells my brain that it's totally fine to go outside.
00:45:37
totally safe. Oh my god. What's the worst that could happen? So much. I step out to the front porch to light a
00:45:43
cigarette. Cody stands in the door because he's a highly supportive man. As he told me this is not the time to crave
00:45:48
tobacco in a stern dad voice and watched over me with a grumpy look. I got two drags in and heard not just a crack of
00:45:56
twigs, but a full-on thud from about 10 ft in front of me in the darkness. That made my skin go all goosebumpy, but I
00:46:03
didn't move. I couldn't move. Oh my god. Then the sound of very fast. No, this is
00:46:09
a nightmare to me. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Then the sound of very fast,
00:46:13
increasingly loud running starts towards me from where the thought I thought I had heard was. It's the running for me.
00:46:20
Never. Never want to hear running in the forest. Walking slowly. Not really scary. Awesome. Your full-blown running.
00:46:27
I'm not into it. [ __ ] I'm not into it. Cody yells at me to get inside now. I threw my cigarette into my coffee cup
00:46:34
because safety first. Duh. And start and darted back inside. Cody quickly locks the door and put a chain in front of it,
00:46:41
a chair in front of it, and said I was not to leave again. I was not about to disagree. I was pretty sure I needed to
00:46:46
change my underwear at that point. Yeah. One more thing about my boyfriend. He can sleep anywhere, anytime, through
00:46:53
anything. And he fell asleep on the tiny cabin couch minutes after this happened.
00:46:58
I would have I would have murdered him. somehow forgetting the events that just took place. Okay, this is fine. This is
00:47:04
totally fine. I don't want to call my mom and say, "Mom, pick me up. We're being haunted." Not at all. Not that I
00:47:10
could call without any service. Sell service. I made a fire in the wood stove and laid my painting supplies out. I
00:47:16
turned on my Spotify playlist for sad indie girls who cry a lot and started painting by firelight. I know the one.
00:47:22
Now this is my jam. I love that. You're like, "Got it." Yeah. The thoughts of what was happening outside and where the
00:47:29
[ __ ] did everyone go were leaving me. I happily painted trees and listen and listened to fleet foxes. Great band
00:47:36
until I was brought back to my current reality by a loud, insanely loud bang at the front door about 5t from me. [ __ ]
00:47:45
[ __ ] your pants. It shook the whole cabin. It made my paint water ripple and made my throat clench. But it did not
00:47:54
wake up Cody. That's such man [ __ ] I sit up off the floor, grab my knife, and lean over to him as quiet yet stern as
00:48:01
possible. Cody, Cody, Cody, wake up. Cody, wake the actual [ __ ] up. He finally does, and in a groggy state,
00:48:09
sees my eyes filled with tears. Something just banged on the door, dude. It shook the whole house, I whispered to
00:48:14
him. Just like the strangers, he jumps up and grabs a knife next to him. Now, we do not know how to use knives, and
00:48:20
I'm thousand% sure in an event where we had to, we would wait too long to use them and just be unal alived by whatever
00:48:26
was coming at us. I get that. But the false sense of security was much needed. The reality of our situation sets in.
00:48:33
We're alone. We have no cell service. We are not built for survival under anything other than comfy circumstances.
00:48:40
What the [ __ ] do we do? We debate if we should go outside, stay inside, or if we
00:48:45
just leave. Just so you all know, leaving was a thousand% always an option. Our car was right outside. Full
00:48:52
tank of gas, snacks in the glove compartment. Why we didn't take that is beyond me now. That's always so scary
00:48:58
though, like trying like it's like in the horror movie where you're like, "Get in your car. Get in your car." But
00:49:02
sometimes that's how the killer thinks you're thinking and they've already slashed your tires and now you're just a
00:49:07
sitting duck in your car and you paid for this apartment. Like I get it. You pay for a such a cabin. You're such a
00:49:14
Capricorn. Yeah. You pay for a cabin. They're like, "I don't I [ __ ] abandoned this right now. We paid for
00:49:18
this night." Like, why would At that point, I would not be thinking at all. That would be my first I'd be like, I'm
00:49:24
calling for a reimbursement since we were hunted down. Since we were hunted in the middle of the night, we were
00:49:28
hunted. Could we please get 100% of this trip money back? Well, the good news is
00:49:32
there was no more banging after that one. Luckily, we decided the best thing we could do is just go to bed. Remember,
00:49:39
Cody could sleep anywhere. Like in a haunted house where the ghosts only come out when someone falls asleep. He would
00:49:44
fall asleep just fine. We put the knives by our bedside tables and laid down. Bam. He was asleep. I laid awake all
00:49:50
night. I'm sure. I know you think this has to be the end, and I promise it almost is. But not before this last
00:49:56
part. The cherry on top of this [ __ ] show now lovingly known as my favorite birthday ever. We woke up super early
00:50:03
the next morning and packed and clean our cabins up. I didn't want to be charged a cleaning fee, even when
00:50:07
fearing for our life. You know, same also a same mindset. What time can we leave? Cody asked me. The woman said by
00:50:14
11:00, but she'd be here by 8:00 a.m., so we can leave now, honestly. We went outside and saw no one again. We walked
00:50:20
a 2 minutes walk to the restaurant front desk. No one was there. It was around 9:30 a.m. at this point, but no one was
00:50:26
there. The lady told me to come in before 11:00 a.m. Girl, here I am. We still had to pay for our boat rental. We
00:50:32
had the keys to return. Not one sign of life was anywhere. So [ __ ] weird. The sign on the door still did did not say
00:50:39
closed, but it was locked. We walk around the sights of other cabins, the ones that had happy families and giant
00:50:44
fires the day before, and no one was there. We decided to leave our keys in the dropbox with our phone number to
00:50:50
make payment for the rental and yeed out of there so fast. On our drive back to the my mom's to pick up Maddie about an
00:50:56
hour and a half away, we tried to make sense of the night before, but we couldn't. None of it made sense. I then
00:51:03
said something that I wish I hadn't out loud. Cody, did something happen to us after the ferry? Was any of this real
00:51:08
anymore or are we in some weird limbo? He didn't have an answer. Regardless, we get back to my mom's answer what explain
00:51:16
what happened and she shrugged it off as maybe being COVID related. She's like, I
00:51:20
don't know. It's the rona, I bet. Uh, why that's mom [ __ ] That is mom [ __ ] Why couldn't she dive into the
00:51:25
spookiness with us? Come on, mom. No logic right now. I don't even know if that's logical. To end this story on
00:51:30
another creepy note, we did start re researching what I had seen and it turns out a lot of people had seen what I had
00:51:36
seen. Deep, dark, empty I think it happened in 2020. Yes, thank you for asking, Nicholas. Deep, dark,
00:51:45
empty black masses that give you a feeling of doom and despair. Shortly after this incident, my my boyfriend had
00:51:51
a mental health crisis and abruptly left and lived in the woods alone for 3 months. After lots of therapy and he
00:51:58
healing, he came out stronger. But we came out stronger together. I'm glad to hear that. But sometimes I wonder if
00:52:03
this experience did something to him. His feeling of hopelessness and sadness that almost ended him were a lot of a
00:52:09
lot of what I read about these figures. But this ends on a happy note, y'all. Damn. And that is the end of my story.
00:52:15
It's been a couple of years and regardless of that event, I booked another trip to the same cabin for this
00:52:21
fall as well because we're getting married and wanted to be wanted to really pack a punch in the creepy
00:52:28
department. We've never seen another shadow figure. The banging didn't follow us home. So, I guess all is well. I did
00:52:34
start researching what I'd seen and it turns out a lot of other people had seen it. So, keep it weird, but not so weird
00:52:39
you almost crash into a shadow figure, take on its sadness, lose a [ __ ] ton of
00:52:44
humans from sight, and can never explain it again. You went back. You went back to the hell dimension,
00:52:53
Katie, what? I think something happened to you and I think you're I think it's like calling you back now. I don't think
00:52:58
you have free will anymore, Katie. Oh my god, you guys are adorable. Oh, I want to see. Hold on. And the ghost.
00:53:05
Ghost. The ghost. I love the question. Please, don't worry. That's so scary. Oh, you guys are so cute. You guys are
00:53:11
adorable. Oh, I love you guys. Oh my god. And your dog, Maddie. Maddie. She's so cute.
00:53:19
I am scared, Nicholas. I'm not okay. Weird flex, but okay. I'm not. Um, imagine that cabin h that happening. Did
00:53:30
you see the cabin? Yeah. [ __ ] that. That's intense. Katie, that's wild. Katie, what a good story though. That
00:53:38
was scary. I think we have time for one more. Thinking of like a whole resort just disappearing. Like what? All right,
00:53:45
this next one is just called listener tale submission. Hi, please enjoy my listener tale submission. Mystery
00:53:50
Mysterious. As per what seems to be your preference, I have attached a double spaced 12point peda. I think that's how
00:53:55
you spell it. It is well done. It is nine pages long, so it goes without saying that if you need to cut anything
00:54:00
out, please feel free. No, I've attached a sketch of our campsite as well as photos of all of us and the few things I
00:54:06
have that show what the campsite looked like. Anyway, please enjoy the one time me and a few of my friends almost died
00:54:11
in the middle of the night while camping. Aka the plot line to the most basic horror film ever. Ah, but some of
00:54:17
the best. Some of the best. All right, ready? Hi, morbid girlies. I would like to start off this listener tale as
00:54:23
everyone does with endless flattery cute fanirling. My name is, please say my name, Kelsey. Kelsey. Kelsey. We love
00:54:30
you. And I was put on to your show by my boyfriend Jake. Jake, we can say we love
00:54:34
you, too. We love Jake. We love Kelsey. We loved Kelsey and Jake. Yeah. Um Jake,
00:54:39
who probably read this story Jake? Cake. Sorry, that almost got lost on me with Chelsea. Chelsea and Cake. Chelsea. I
00:54:46
like it all. It's great. Well, Jake probably read this story a gajillion times before I sent it in order to make
00:54:51
my ADHD ramblings make sense. Also, Ash, I am an Aquarius. If that says anything
00:54:55
about how this listener tale is about to go, he he does. it. I'm in an uh astrology class right now, so I'll let
00:55:01
you know. Oh, the first time Jake and I ever listened to you guys, we were actually on a 5-hour road trip, and I
00:55:06
listened to four episodes back toback and just giggled along to your commentary. And yes, I have sent a photo
00:55:11
of the two of us for your viewing pleasure. You guys are really cute. You are. I'm pretty sure those episodes were
00:55:15
the leaf killer episodes, which have [ __ ] haunted me ever since. Those ones were rough. Yeah. I'm in college
00:55:21
and work a student job in a warehouse where I sit alone in silence for eight hour shifts. So having you guys listen
00:55:27
to really makes time fly and feels like I have two friends hanging out, spilling
00:55:30
the tea. You do. When true crime news pops up now, especially with the Idaho murders, Jake always makes it a point to
00:55:35
ask what my morbid girlies had to say about it. Everyone always will say that to their partners. They're like, "What
00:55:40
do your girls have to say? What do you girls have to say about it?" Anyway, I will get onto the story now, but please
00:55:45
do your thing. Keep doing your thing. Thanks. I've changed all the names in this story beside my own as well as
00:55:50
tweaked some details that aren't really relevant to the story in order to keep everybody out of trouble and keep this
00:55:55
mostly anonymous. Please buckle up because this is long and I know you never shorten a story, but please feel
00:56:00
free to if you need to. Okay, let me set the scene for you. It's midsummer of 2021. I'm from Iowa and I had come home
00:56:07
from college to work for the summer at what can be considered a summer camp of sorts that was focused on teaching kids
00:56:12
water sports. Hell yeah. The staff for this camp was relatively small, so we were all pretty close. Larry?
00:56:20
Larry? Is there a counselor named Larry? The staff for this camp was relatively small, so we were all pretty close-knit.
00:56:26
Most of the instructors had either grown up in the area or had grown up vacationing in the area, so we all knew
00:56:31
each other pretty well. Each year, the instructors hosted an instructor camp out. The term camp out can be used super
00:56:37
loosely here. In years past, this could mean literally anything, ranging from a mini golf tournament to partying at
00:56:43
somebody's cabin or even drinking out in the middle of a random cornfield. Damn.
00:56:48
Yeah, you read that right. I said drinking in a cornfield. Remember? It's very Freddy versus Jason. It's Freddy
00:56:52
versus Jason for sure. Remember how I said I was from Iowa? Yeah, I meant like a real tiny town in Iowa. Cornfields.
00:56:59
Cornfields and such. To give you a better idea of what I mean, the town I grew up in had a population of 2,700
00:57:05
people. Holy [ __ ] I graduated with a class of 100 kids. What? That's very small. I knew every single person I went
00:57:12
to high school. You knew everyone. And what their mother did for a living. Holy [ __ ] We're talking about drive your
00:57:18
tractor to school day rural. Drive your tractor to school day. That's my kind of rural. I want to go there.
00:57:26
That is my kind of rural. Barely any light pollution at night. So things are dark at night and it is very quiet. But
00:57:32
the sky must be so pretty. Yeah. And the corn. And the corn. Let's just glow in the in the moonlight. That corn. Now
00:57:39
remember I mentioned water sports. This is because our town is located on a series of large blue water lakes which
00:57:44
are all fel fed by uh wetlands and smaller lakes in the region. I got through that. You did. This particular
00:57:52
particular year it was decided that we should actually spoke too soon. I know. This particular year it was decided that
00:57:58
we should actually camp out for the instructor camp out. All of us were at least moderately comfortable with the
00:58:02
outdoors. So, we were excited. We picked a little lake that was about 5 mi outside of town. I've attached a sketch
00:58:08
to the email of the general setup of the lake and the drive-in area for reference
00:58:12
about for what I am about to describe so you can get a general sense of what everything looked like. Basically, you
00:58:17
drove in on a long one lane gravel road. One lane is always not good. When it's one lane, it freaks me out. Yeah, I
00:58:24
don't like it. No room to turn around. I need a way in and a way out. Surrounded
00:58:27
by tall old growth trees that ran all the way up to the border of the lake. Then you took a 90° turn to proceed
00:58:34
another half mile and end in a small parking area and boat ramp. That's desolate. That is That's lake
00:58:41
desolation. Lake desolation. We wanted to be near the lake but have quick access to the road just in case. So, we
00:58:46
decided to camp in a small clearing that was just past the turn in the road. The
00:58:50
clearing had a bunch of tall grass and a large dead tree in between where we set
00:58:54
up camp and the lake. Babe, tall grass and ticks and murderers. I was just going to say and and spooky people and
00:59:03
ghosts. Yeah. And corn. All of that. And corn. And also corn. We got to the lake
00:59:08
around 6 or 7:00 just as the sun was beginning to set. We were all coming from different places, so we all came in
00:59:14
with separate cars and parked in the little parking lot and just walked down to the campsite. In total, there were
00:59:19
eight of us. Me, Maya, Ella, Chad, David, Blake, Beck, and Caleb. My friend Maya didn't actually work with us, but I
00:59:26
asked her to come along on the camp out because this summer I was working two jobs, meaning 13-hour work days and a
00:59:31
little time to see her. Everything started off totally fine. We met in the parking lot and decided we should have
00:59:36
one car next to the campsite to have all of our supplies in. So, we packed my Jeep full of our tents, lawn chairs,
00:59:41
drinks, snacks, s'mores, etc., and drove down to the campsite to set everything up. I parked my car so that the back end
00:59:48
was facing the campsite and the front was to the road so we could easily drive out of there if need be. smart. We
00:59:54
flattened out the tall grass and set up three tents, which should be enough for the six of us for sure who were going to
01:00:00
stay there all night. A couple didn't want to stay, and that was cool. After having That's totally cool, man. You
01:00:05
don't have to start. Survival instinct. I get it. The survival instinct kicking in. Yeah. After having Beck, the only
01:00:11
truly outdoorsy guy in our group, spend like an hour showing our dumb asses how to put up tents, we got a fire, started,
01:00:16
and hung out. Honestly, it was a blast. I've never lost laugh so hard, and we were all genuinely having a good time.
01:00:22
More than a few alcoholic beverages were consumed and even more stupid dares were
01:00:25
carried out. We were really just a bunch of [ __ ] idiots out in the middle of nowhere getting drunk and not causing
01:00:30
anybody any trouble. That sounds amazing. To be honest, I want to go to there. Maybe not to there, but I'd like
01:00:36
to do it. We did all the traditional camping stuff like toasting s'mores and telling spooky stories. Oh yeah,
01:00:42
especially about flesh pedestrians because that had recently made an appearance on all of our Tik Tok for you
01:00:46
pages. But looking back on this, knowing what I do know about our fleshy ped pals, this was dumb. This was dumb. This
01:00:53
was dumb. Our fleshy our fleshy ped pals. I like that. About the time things were winding down, Chad's girlfriend
01:01:00
Leah decided to join us. This was because I brought Maya along and she hadn't realized it was truly it wasn't
01:01:05
just truly an employees only situation. We all like her, so it was no big deal. But it definitely messed up the sleeping
01:01:10
situation. Of the three tents we had, Maya and I were supposed to be in one. Chad, his brother David, and Beck were
01:01:17
supposed to be in the middle tent, and Ella was supposed to be in the third tent furthest from the road. Well,
01:01:22
because Chad's girlfriend joined us, Beck decided that because he was still sober and didn't want to stay in the
01:01:27
tent with the couple, he was just going to drive home. Maya and I, having consumed a few too many beeros, were the
01:01:33
first two to hit the hay. And we crashed in our tent, which was nearest to the car and the road. The rest of us stayed
01:01:39
up a little while longer until David needed to go to bed. So, he took the single tent that Ella was originally
01:01:43
going to sleep in. It was around that time that Beck decided to leave, taking Caleb and Blake with him down to the
01:01:49
parking lot. They were the two that weren't originally going to stay and taking Ella to her car. She wasn't in
01:01:55
any condition to drive, but David was in her tent, and she didn't want to sleep in the same tent as Chad and his
01:01:59
girlfriend, so she decided to crash in her car. This left four of the original eight in the campsite, five uh five
01:02:06
total, counting Leah, David, Maya, and I all passed out in our respective tents.
01:02:10
And Chad and Leo were still awake sitting by the campfire. Okay. 3:00 a.m. hits and this is when [ __ ] starts to get
01:02:16
weird. Of course it is. 3:00 a.m. Yeah. Chad's starting to fall asleep in his chair by the fire, but Leah is still
01:02:22
awaken on her phone. At 3:00 a.m. on the dot, which I am now told is the witching
01:02:26
hour. Yo, yo. This strange noise happens. Chad said this noise was so bone chilling and raised all the
01:02:33
goosebumps on his body. So, he was violently sitting instantly awake and sober, looking at Leah to see if she
01:02:39
also heard the noise. She had and was sitting frozen, staring in the direction of the sound. Suddenly, the noise
01:02:45
happens again, but much closer and moving closer closer from the direction of the lake. The noise happens a third
01:02:52
time. This time, Chad remembers within a dozen feet or so of the camp. And they're both on their feet to get the
01:02:57
[ __ ] out of there. When telling the story later, they couldn't pinpoint exactly what it was that made them know
01:03:03
for sure the noise meant that they needed to run, but they just said it was instinctual. Oh. They put out the fire
01:03:08
and start screaming for the rest of us to wake up while Leah grabs her keys and they sprint to their car. I have to give
01:03:14
them props for the thought of trying to wake us up, but the three of us all were
01:03:17
sleeping like the dead. So, one or two shouts, "We're not going to do much." I love how they were just like, "Wake up.
01:03:21
Bye. Wake up. Bye. We're [ __ ] out of here." Drive by. I vaguely remember slightly waking up and hearing Chad say,
01:03:26
"Let's get the [ __ ] out of here." to Leah before he slammed her car door and they sped off the road. Wow. Now, before
01:03:31
you guys say, "Wow, those are some sucky friends leaving you there, defend for yourselves," like my boyfriend and every
01:03:37
person after said when I told them the story, just wait until the end of this story where I've provided a recording of
01:03:43
the sound so you can decide for yourself if you would have stuck around. Personally, I would have ran too. Wow.
01:03:49
That's what this person says. After that, I was kind of in a sleep haze, like halfway between sleep and awake,
01:03:55
where I was thinking there was no reason to really wake up because whatever was happening would definitely be told to me
01:04:00
at breakfast the next morning. This is fun. She's like, they'll catch me up. I then heard slow footsteps right outside
01:04:05
of our tent, but assumed it was probably just Beck putting out the fire. Remember, I had gone to bed before
01:04:10
knowing that Beck and the rest had already left. I rolled over and looked over at Maya, who was also awake and
01:04:16
also heard the footsteps. She got up and went for the zipper of the tent opening
01:04:20
to check what was going on, but I all of the sudden got a really bad feeling and
01:04:23
stopped her. She just looked at me. She told me later she had the same bad feeling. And we both just laid back
01:04:29
down, listened to the footsteps recede, and went back to sleep. How are you just
01:04:34
going to sleep? You guys are brave. Everybody's just going to sleep. Yeah, in I can go to sleep. Just going to sleep.
01:04:41
Yeah, I can barely go to sleep in my home. If something [ __ ] me up in the middle of the night, like if I even if I
01:04:47
have a bad dream where I like where I get startled awake and I think because you know those dreams where you wake up
01:04:52
and you're like was I was that in the house or was that a dream? Like did I hear that sound or was that my head?
01:04:58
Yep. If that happens to me, I guess we're just staying up all night like I'm awake. I'm I'm downstairs. The kids come
01:05:05
down in the morning and I'm like, "Hello, children. I've been awake for eight hours." Like I'm No. Yeah. So, if
01:05:11
this is happening to me in a tent, [ __ ] that. But what do you do? Where do you
01:05:16
go? [ __ ] that. I sit up. I sit up and I stare at that at that zipper. And I will
01:05:22
it to stay closed and I will the sun to come up. Fair. Yeah. Fair. That's what I
01:05:27
do. That's what I would do, too. Well, around 4:00 a.m. we woke up to our phones blowing up. It was Chad. I woke
01:05:33
up to 26 missed phone calls from him. Chad was really trying to warn them. He was like, "I'm really trying to get you
01:05:38
by." I woke up to 26 m calls from him, all with panicked voicemails telling us we needed to get the [ __ ] out of there.
01:05:45
So, he tried. I finally answered him and he poorly explained the situation in the
01:05:48
most panicked way possible, thinking it might be a friend of ours out there messing with us or maybe an axe murderer
01:05:53
or something. Yeah, you know, but essentially that we needed to get in my car and get out of there right now. Maya
01:05:58
and I took a moment to gather our strength and the only weapons we could find in our tent, which were literal
01:06:03
s'mores skewers. I mean, that'll do it. Yeah, depending on what kind of skewers.
01:06:07
Yeah, that's true. do the wooden ones. Maybe go for the eyes. I guess I was going to say and you get distance with
01:06:11
those. That's true. That's why like a a golf club or something is really good to
01:06:16
have cuz you create distance. A golf club is good because it has that like heavy end so you can swing it. But a
01:06:20
baseball bat I feel like isn't great cuz they can just grab it. Yeah, that's true. Same thing with a golf club, but
01:06:24
at least it's a little heavier. Yeah. Well, we made a mad dash to my car. Yeah, we we've actually talked about
01:06:30
this a lot. I've never whipped out of anywhere so fast in my entire life. Think Dukes of Hazard style yeeting down
01:06:36
this gravel road. The entire drive felt like a horror movie. The a ass out of her jean shorts duke in it. Out of here
01:06:43
as I just knew someone was gonna jump out from the dense trees by the road in the dark and kill us or something. I
01:06:49
don't know. I was freaked out. I think you were correct. After Maya and I calmed down a little and eventually made
01:06:53
it into town, we called Chad back to let him know we're okay. What was his response? Chad. Chad, we're all right.
01:06:59
What was his response? Oh, was it? How's David? In our absolute panic to escape that axe
01:07:06
murderer flush pedestrian demon thing that Chad had heard, we had forgotten about his brother David, who was now the
01:07:12
only one left at the campsite and the in the furthest tent from the road. Maya and I looked at each other and [ __ ] a
01:07:20
brick. Oh no. Chad wanted us to go back there to get David. Chad, you can go back there and get David. I'm sorry,
01:07:26
Chad. That's your brother. Ultimately, and with an animated display of our vocabulary, we let him know that David
01:07:32
is his brother. And that as much as we like him, there was no way in hell we were going back there. Especially after
01:07:39
Chad just left us there to fend for ourselves just over an hour before. Thank you. Does Chad think he is? Also,
01:07:45
you left your brother. You left us and your brother. You left your friends. You left your brother. And now you're like,
01:07:50
"Go get my brother for me." Like back to that campsite. [ __ ] [ __ ] Go get your brother, [ __ ]
01:07:59
Chad did not want to go back there with just his girlfriend. You're a bad brother, Chad. So, he ended up having to
01:08:04
wake up his mom to help him. Chad. Chad, you're being a [ __ ] Chad. That's [ __ ]
01:08:08
moves right there. They both went to the campsite. What a [ __ ] Chad. [ __ ] made.
01:08:14
I'm not saying I would go back there, but I do love my brother. I would go back there for my sister. Thank you.
01:08:20
Which one? Only this one. Just kidding. We would go back for the others. At least one of them. Yeah. They both went
01:08:26
back to the campsite and grabbed David and also grabbed Ella who was still passed out in her car, clueless to
01:08:31
everything going on. Oh my gosh. The following Monday at work went as you would expect it to. We were all talking.
01:08:36
Talk about like team building. Yeah, that's a team building exercise. Although, did you guys do great at it?
01:08:40
Probably not really. It seems like you guys failed at team building. Yeah, it was actually just like a higher up at
01:08:45
the at the camp being like, let's see how this works. And being like, wow, so you guys are really going to you guys
01:08:49
are bad at emergencies. Yeah, you'll just scatter, I guess. Well, we were talking about the camp out over lunch
01:08:55
and doing the typical debriefed, you know, to laugh about everything that had happened when the whole Chad heard a
01:09:00
noise situation came back up. We all gave him a good amount of [ __ ] and we were going to write it off until I said,
01:09:05
"Well, it was a good thing that Beck stuck around to at least put out the fire." Every single set of eyes in the
01:09:10
room looked at me in confusion. Remember, I had gone to bed before Beck and the rest of the group had left. And
01:09:16
both Maya and I heard those footsteps. After a few minutes of going back through when everyone left and how the
01:09:22
sequence of events played out along that timeline, we realized that at that time
01:09:27
that someone or something stalking around outside of our tent, the only people in the entire campsite from our
01:09:34
group would have been me and Maya in our tent and David who was passed out on the
01:09:39
other side of the camp. Yeah, that's [ __ ] up. Safe to say this realization freaked us the [ __ ] out. Especially
01:09:44
because Maya was seconds away from leaving the tent and investigating until we both listened to our gut and just
01:09:50
went back to sleep for a while. Honestly, I am I'm not psyched that you went back to sleep, but I'm glad you did
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not go out and investigate. Yeah. And I guess like you probably don't snore because whoever that was would have come
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in and killed you if they heard you. In the days, weeks, and months following, all of us tried to rationalize what Chad
01:10:06
heard and the footsteps Maya and I heard, but none of us could come up with a solid answer. Some of the guys thought
01:10:11
maybe it was some of our older campers messing with us. Some of us really believed it to be a flesh pedestrian.
01:10:16
Some of us thought it might have been Chad tweaking out and making the whole thing up. And some even thought it might
01:10:21
have been some farmer on the neighboring lands that didn't appreciate us be appreciate us being so loud so they came
01:10:26
to mess with us. I hope that's it. This story honestly I do too. It's farmer John. It is. This became the bonfire
01:10:34
bonfire bonfire bonfire story of them all which brought a lot of outside input input of what might have happened. And
01:10:41
one particular theory is worth mentioning. The lake that we camped on is said to be haunted by the Native
01:10:46
Americans that once lived on the land. I don't think I have to tell you guys that
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the murder of one person, let alone almost 40 people, can leave an area haunted as [ __ ] But because of this,
01:10:55
the inexplicable bad vibes that Chad and Chad Chad that Chad and Leah got when they heard that noise at Witching Hour,
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nonetheless, at a spot once inhabited by the natives at one time, our location being less than 5 miles from a massacre
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site. And given the small lake that we were next to is a wetland uh tributary to a lake named after a native spirit, I
01:11:14
was convinced that this was what we heard that night. There's something going on there until yesterday. Oh, well
01:11:20
ladies, we finally get to why I decided after almost two full years to send this
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story in for a listener tale. Last night, I got an Instagram DM from Chad. Woo! Scary. Chad. Getting a a late night
01:11:32
DM from a man named Chad is the scariest experience. And I hope you said like, "I
01:11:37
hope you're taking care of things yourself now, Chad." Yeah, Chad. Did you wake up your mom before you sent this
01:11:41
DM? Well, Chad solved the case of what the [ __ ] was that? Okay, Chad, you took
01:11:45
care of it. when he came across a post that had the exact noise he and Leah heard approaching him that night. It was
01:11:51
a [ __ ] mountain lion. A mountain lion. Yes, we are from Iowa, but mountain lions are not a thing in
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our area. In fact, the DNR has said that between 1995 and 2021, we only had 30 confirmed cases of mountain lion
01:12:08
sightings, as our state has no self-sustaining mountain lion population, and most times they wander
01:12:13
on over from the states to the west of us. Chad tells me this and I'm like, "Cool,
01:12:17
cool, cool." Okay, so I'm not being haunted. Turns out mountain lions are opportunistic predators and will eat
01:12:23
basically anything they can. You're telling me that this big ass cat came down from the literal [ __ ]
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mountains and walked across a few states just to happen upon our camp and isn't going to see that as an opportunity to
01:12:36
be a predator. I'm thinking idiots out camping was the main entree on his menu that night. The one thing that had we
01:12:42
had going for us and why the cat probably didn't approach earlier was that apparently they're deterred by
01:12:46
fire. The fire that Chad and Leah had put out before they left. Calm down, Smokey the Bear. I know they did the
01:12:53
right thing, but how scary. So, when Maya and I heard those footsteps outside our tent like 10if like 15 minutes after
01:12:59
they decided to leave and thought that we shouldn't go out there, we made the right call because it was apparently a
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[ __ ] mountain lion just strolling through. I have attached the Instagram G D D D D D D D D D D D D D D
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D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D DM that Chad sent me so you guys can play the sound and truly know
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the absolute horror those two must have been in when they heard that noise, not once, not twice, but three times moving
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toward them. I've also attached pictures of us, as well as a few pics or videos that I have of our campsite from the
01:13:23
blur of that night. Don't post those. Got it. Anyway, that's it for my listener tale. If you guys made it this
01:13:29
far and are reading this on the show, please know I have most likely either [ __ ] in my pants or passed out from
01:13:34
excitement. Probably both. Oh, damn. Wake up. Wake up. Change your pants. Change your pants. Lastly, shout out to
01:13:39
my girl gang for proof reading this for me and hyping me up to submit it. Ash, I
01:13:43
don't think I could ever hold a candle to your skills, so please take keep it please take it away. Keep it weird, but
01:13:48
not so weird that you think that you got haunted by flesh pedestrians, but really
01:13:51
it was just a mountain lion coming to eat you in the middle of the night because you put out a fire, which is
01:13:55
scarier. It It is scary cuz that thing can actually eat you. I want to hear what it sounds like. Yeah. Now we got to
01:14:00
hear the sound. [Music] That's [ __ ] terrifying. Now it's That sounds like a person screaming. Yeah,
01:14:09
that's unsettling. Yeah. Can you restart it? Want to hear it again. Can you restart it? No. No. No, I can't.
01:14:27
Cuz that sounds like a person screaming. That would that would [ __ ] my pants. And it almost kind of sounds like like
01:14:39
Yeah, I don't unsettling. Yeah, I would my pants too. I probably would have [ __ ]
01:14:43
my pants. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Why does it make that sound? That's
01:14:52
not what I expected a mountain line to sound like. I thought it was going to be like
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Yeah. I thought it was going to be like deep gutal and like something like beastly coming at you, but this is just
01:15:06
like Frankly, I don't know what I was expecting. I was expecting guttural and like deep. Yeah. Something beastly.
01:15:16
Yeah. Damn, you guys have some crazy ass tails. You do. It's crazy. All right. Well, if you um want to send your
01:15:24
listener tales in, you can send them to um [email protected] with some listener tail, please. And let
01:15:31
us know if we can use your name and the pictures and post them and all that good
01:15:35
stuff. Know what we can use and what we can't use. Yeah. And it's time for us to
01:15:39
go wash this blood off of us. Yeah. Cuz I'm sticky. I'm so sticky I'm going to die. So, we hope you keep listening and
01:15:47
we hope you keep it weird. But not so weird that you don't send us in phenomenal, awesome, wonderful scary
01:15:55
tales. Let's do it. [Music] [Applause]