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hey weirdos I'm Ash and I'm Elena and this is more [Music] bed this is morbin listener tale brought
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from you and all about you I really lost myself there but you found yourself at the end that's all
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that matters we are not dressed in costume you are as honestly I'm not we we're going to pretend we are uh so
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we're going to be talking about haunted schools today and so I'm wearing a Woodsboro class of 96 shirt so I'm just
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pretending I'm from that class I never liked school so uh my shirt says even baddies get saddies and I would get
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sades at school but whilst being a baddy it's true your time would be baddy my time would be so baddy make you s i mean
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the time that I was in class was baddy hanging out was not so baddy then you were a baddie yeah
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yeah you know it's been it's been a long week it kind of came up quick it's been
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it's been a long week but it's actually Wednesday yeah it's been a long couple of weeks that tells you everything you
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need long couple of weeks good things yeah for the most part good things great things yeah um what was it was it last
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weekend that we watched um Blum house was super nice and sent us a screener so we had a movie night with Mikey and de
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and they gave us the trailer for drop which actually doesn't come out who go God only knows when you're seeing this
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um J so J Only Knows J Only Knows babe but yeah it was fun it's a fun movie and it's really fun getting screeners so
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thank you so much to Blum House that was this is one you're going to want to see
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it comes out on April 11th so if it is already April 11th or ped it won't be Mikey saying it's not so when the time
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comes that it's April 11th go to the theater watch drop go to the theater go to the theater it has um it has Megan
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fahe she was in the White Lotus recently and she was really good in it she was really good in it yeah and um it has a
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really hot guy in it Brandon scenar the date oh yeah I like that guy yeah oh my God Mikey was just motion that can you
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do that again that was like straight up Shad he was like the waiter the server the
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server in the movie absolutely chef's kiss hilarious one of the best one of my favorite
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things in the whole movie I forget was the server I think his name is Jeffrey self was the server phenomenal he was he
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made the movie actually he really did he was so good so yeah go check that out and thank you so much to Blum House that
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was like really cool that was awesome and without further Ado these are brought to you by for you from you and
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all about you so we got to get into them let's get into it let's talk about some
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weird ass schools shout out to Debbie for putting these together Deb Deb uh so I'll start I guess yeah I'll
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start this one's just called listener Tales I love that keep it short and simple just qu oh that reminds me if you
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guys have photos with your listener tales that you are cool with us sharing or want us to share make sure you
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explicitly say that in the listener tale otherwise we won't share them because you know respect privacy and all that
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explicit but be very explicit like it is okay to share these or I want you to share these on like and we mean on like
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Instagram you know yeah like when we when we post just because sometimes when we mention things in certain listener
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tales and we're like holy [ __ ] your cat is really cute or like holy [ __ ] that
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picture's crazy everyone's like I want to see it but we're never going to share your [ __ ] unless you tell us to so just
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make sure you say that in writing and all will be good so this one's called listener tales and it says Hey weirdos I
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hope you get a chance to read my tale it's about the time I got haunted by prankster ghosts at boarding school and
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how I think it was your fault apologies in advance for any typos apologies in Reverse yeah apologies in retrospect
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truly I'm sorry all right let's see I'm sorry so sorry like damn I'm sorry sorry
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so I don't know if I can say their Nam so I won't hey weirdos I've taken the liberty of changing my name in my
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story glad we took that out not because I think it matters but because I think it's fun honestly I do too I like that
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this might be my only chance to use the Alias I've been developing since high school Leah Baker boring yes but boring
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is believable Street smarts that's honestly not boring that is Street smarts and why haven't I been working on
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an alias no I feel like a I feel had plenty of time I feel remiss I'm GNA start working on an alias yeah you got
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to anyway I want to start by saying I'm a silent fan I don't comment or engage with those who do but I listen to your
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episodes the moment they come out honestly much respect thank you being a silent fan yeah I'm a silent fan of a
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lot of things I'm a silent fan of almost everything except for ghost I the way that I was like I knew you were going to
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that yeah I'm a silent the things that I listen to aside from Ghost yeah silent F
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like like um podcasts and stuff like shows anything like that I'm pretty silent yeah unless I'm just like in
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there being like this was great I loved this that's it but like very barely no I
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get that so I appreciate it um so it says I first discovered your podcast when I was training for a half marathon
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damn damn and I really needed something to distract me from the horror of longdistance running I don't blame you
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people told me that I would learn to love running spoiler alert I didn't but I did come to love the way you tell
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stories and roast the crusty panties off the whack ass perss you talk about on your show iconic never listen to the
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haters telling you to change you did what no other podcast has done for me you two made me laugh out loud for a
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whole hour as I shuffled around the track of a dimly lit Fieldhouse late late at night that's so nice I love you
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and thank you for that stop doing that late at night okay that sounds weirdly specific let me explain I used to live
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and work at a New England boarding school ohy which tell us which one offline built in the 1800s Latin motto a
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president went there type of boarding school it is in a very rural area so there isn't much to do there besides
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hang out at the local pub or in the Al fields that surround campus this is one of my favorite Beginnings to any story
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same you give me a New England boarding school from the 1800s with a Latin motto
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and a president one once been there and you can only hang out at the Local Tavern or the field surrounding said
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school yeah it's kind of urban legend too it's delicious we just sipped it all up love
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it because I was in I was in my mid 20s riddled with anxiety bored as hell and in charge of the largest storm on campus
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100 plus underclassman girls I needed an outlet while many might prefer the pub in the comfort of a cold brusi with the
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lads I prefer my misery Straight No Chaser I took to the fields literally I rang I ran long trails around campus and
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began training for a half marathon unfortunately boarding school teachers live extremely busy lives you teach all
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day you coach in the afternoons you have duty in the dorms making sure the kids get along and you know stay alive you
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have meetings clubs Prof professional development Etc eating into every free hour of the day we seriously we didn't
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have sick days and we worked on all those holidays people usually get off like Memorial Day this meant that if I
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wanted to run I had to run before or after all my other duties that makes sense it does sorry I school did you
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you're like I'm sorry I didn't he your life okay I started I often started my runs at 5 or 6:00 a.m. and after 8 or
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900 p.m. this wouldn't have been a big deal if not for one very important thing the school was very haunted yeah I'm not
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exactly a skeptic of the supernatural I was raised very religious and while I don't rock with organized religion
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anymore I'm still pretty sensitive to what else might just be out there next time somebody comes to my door trying to
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sell me on a religion I'm just going to tell them I don't rock with religion I don't rock with organized religion I
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just don't rock with it that is kind of how I feel just how I feel yeah that's all if you can I just yeah go for it
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yeah just because we don't perceive something doesn't mean it isn't there yeah when I first arrived on campus I
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was quickly informed of some of the most harrowing Ghost Encounters I'd ever heard one faculty member spoke about her
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child seeing a man looking through their window the little girl described him in
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perfect detail down to his eye color what the [ __ ] apparently he came often and never tried to come inside he would
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just observe what was going on in the living room my cooworker told me that she never saw the man but she was pretty
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shaken by the encounter especially since they lived on the third floor of the building yikes [ __ ] was
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levitating he was just floating I don't like that another coworker it's very Salem's a lot I don't know that another
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coworker it's Stephen King another cooworker told me that people who stay overnight in the campus Health Center
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hear footsteps outside their doors all night oh it is a pacing sound that goes away when they look to see who it is she
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told me the School nurses believe it's the ghost of past night shift workers helping them out and checking up on the
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sick kids I kind of love that I really like that that's that's a nice haunt so you get it Boarding School haunted
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spooky but also the ghosts are nice question mark anyway back to me Leah Baker during Alias Leah Baker during my
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Runner era I used to follow the cross country trail around the fields at night Guided by some sparse campus lights it
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was actually very peaceful and I enjoyed being able to see the stars above on late summer nights I would watch the
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lightning bugs dance over the tall grass around me blinking slowly as if they were soothing me and encouraging me on
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my way I love that that's poetic and beautiful I preferred to run at night because of this but one day I decided to
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switch up my routine and run in the early morning smart switch up your routine that's very smart that's when I
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saw them a group of boys were playing soccer it was a little foggy but I could make out their goofy adolescent forms
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you know the type skinny and all elbows they were all dressed in a similar sort of uniform as I got a little closer I
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saw that the uniforms looked very old timey some of them had hats I'd expect to see on cast members of the Newsies
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they didn't make any noise but they all CLE clearly were having fun and running around together kicking a ball I was
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pretty shocked that any teenager would be up at sunrise let alone a group of them all while being dressed like Oliver
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Twist so I shook my head once and looked back at the field they were gone I stopped dead in my tracks and felt
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chills over my entire body I was suddenly very cold did I just hallucinate I thought honestly I was so
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bored I wouldn't put it past myself I chocked it up to a weird morning in the fog playing tricks and finished my run
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the fact that you saw an entire soccer team f and then just looked away and looked back and we're like I'm probably
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bored like you were really bored Honestly though that makes so much sense being up that early in the morning
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you're like I don't have the wherewithal for that cuz you're like do I want to investigate this no probably not n not
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before coffee now soon the temperate fall weather I need fall we're almost there
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that just made me like ache for Fall by we're almost there I mean two seasons to
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go we're so close so close soon the temperate fall weather turned to a harsh cold winter as it does in New England
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why God why but we're coming out of it as a certified weather wuss I cannot be caught outside the months of November
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and February bundle up layers never so when it got too cold to run outside I moved indoors to the Fieldhouse that's
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where you girls come in hey what is more boring than running through countless grass fields running circles around a
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dimly lit indoor track my brain was melting and my podcast app suggested I try a true crime pod called morbid good
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job true [ __ ] podcast app yeah I gave it a whirl and was immediately hooked it
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was actually a guest episode look at that a guest episode good talking about the tale of a badass
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Playboy Bunny it was Holly I bet oh was it Holly Madison who got [ __ ] over by the system and Men shock 100% that was
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definitely Holly yep shout out to Holly yep so anyway there I am doing laps and listening to morbid when all of the all
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of a sudden the light shut off in the building that's a no for me that's like horror movie initially I wasn't that
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worried girl my school had a 24-hour campus security team that would make the rounds to various buildings maybe they
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didn't see me and shut off the lights I thought so when I looped back around to the light switches by the door I flicked
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them on and continued my painful Shuffle I had a long way to go I love that you were just like I'm going to continue
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this round I'm going to keep running hell yeah that night's run was supposed to be 10 a
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10mile oh my God and just going in circles for 10 miles you even wrote qring Noises yeah honestly a couple
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minutes later I'm turning the far Bend of the track and the light shut off again oh leave get out of there annoyed
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I shout into the darkness hey I'm in here no response son of a biscuit eating Bulldog I think I love that you thought
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that I love that and flick the lights back on when I get to the switches again I try not to curse and in front of my
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students so I have a few colorful non- curses locked and loaded at all times once again a couple minutes later the
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lights flick off for the third time okay now I'm scared I pause Ash's voice in my
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earbuds and say loudly bro what the hell no response I stand there in the darkness for a few seconds and suddenly
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I start to get very cold this is a strange sensation as I was sweating a lot and I could feel my tomato red
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cheeks burning bright red however I felt a very strong chill like the temperature in the whole building
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had dropped rapidly remember the USS Salem that kind of cold is a different kind of cold that's
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the like we have survived New England Winters and I've never felt that kind of it was just like to your bones kind of
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cold and like afterwards too quick too now concerned I jogged across the track to the light switch and the thermostat I
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flicked on the lights and the thermostat was at 66 as as soon as I read the number I felt warmer reassured I tried
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getting back to my run was it the ghosts everyone had told me about no one had mention them being anti-health [ __ ]
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like hello I'm trying to scrape together a couple endorphins and hide my big feelings and even bigger muscles I could
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be at the pub but no I was in the freaking Fieldhouse at 9:00 p.m. on a Friday about 30 seconds I like that you
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were try to hide your big feelings and even bigger muscles now after about 30 seconds into
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this internal monologue the lights flickered annoyed I shouted knock it off I'm almost done just like that the
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lights stopped flickering they stayed on the rest of the time and I was able to continue my run and finish my
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introduction to your podcast hey thanks ghosties yeah shout out to the ghosts over the next several weeks I continued
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listening to morbid on my runs and the same thing happened a few more times to varying degrees the ghosts had shenan
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once and they chose to shenan again I see what you did there I like that however each time told them to
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knock it off they did it honestly felt like they were trying to prank me or maybe they were annoyed that I was
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huffing and puffing in their hangout Past Bedtime well I never saw the soccer kids again my ex-boyfriend and I started
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to have dreams that ghosts were hanging out in my apartment throwing parties and
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hosting game nights while we were laying sleeping in my bed that's kind of funny
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I kind of love that yeah my dog lady seemed like she could see them and would stare around the room gazing at nothing
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sometimes whining for no reason at all my cabinets would open by themselves and stuff would be moved but I never felt
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threatened in any way it always felt like I was in the way I had the overwhelming feeling that they thought
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of me the the way a superior alien race might think of a puppy cute but useless or the way teenagers think of
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Millennials these days cringe a so anytime the shenanigans began to flare up I would tell the ghosts what I tell
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my students grow up it never works with my students but it did work with the ghosts whatever
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they were doing to bother me would stop for a while I really began to wonder if it was you two spooky gals that awakened
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these prankster ghosts I did I take full responsibility that was me I did it Canon uh it was like they heard me
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listening to yall and said to themselves this [ __ ] will be a good sport she'll
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be down to hang with some Rascals having a little fun in the end I completed my first and last half marathon yeah hell
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yeah good job and got a new job that had a better work life balance that makes me
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happy for I love that well I haven't had any true Ghost Encounters since leaving
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lady tragically passed away from cancer shortly after moving to a new city oh I'm so sorry I'm sorry even though she's
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gone I can still feel her with me yep a ghost lady yeah a ghost lady that in my room by the foot of my bed or laying in
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her spot next to me on the couch and my personal favorite every time I take a bath I can feel her spirit laying on the
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bathroom floor near me like she used to love to do when she was still alive oh my cats do that I love that but anyway
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thanks for reading and keep it weird but not so weird that you turn into a ghost
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to prank a 20 something yearold going through a quarter life crisis and has the Absurd idea that accomplishing a
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difficult and random task will somehow fix her it won't but therapy will peace and love Leah [ __ ] Baker Leah
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[ __ ] Alias Baker I love you Leah [ __ ] Baker that was absolutely fantastic that was a good one
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and oh lady is beautiful let me see Lady also you're beautiful [ __ ] Baker I was like let me see as if I
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can't see that on my own yeah Leah [ __ ] Baker you're gorgeous and so is Lady oh my god oh and good on you
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truly good job you finished that half marathon you did that [ __ ] did you did it brother I'm going to close this while
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this lady reads so I'm not half Mac human lady half Mac sometimes I become half Mac when we do these things very
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very how did Mikey put it you're very Mac forward you're very Mac forward it was when we did the Andrew McMahon
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episode and I realized that literally the entire episode I'm just like this and Mikey tried to subtly tell me but I
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don't understand subtlety yeah that's okay you know yeah so but now it close and I closed I close now I'm wood
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Sparrow forward I love that I always am yeah truly all right well my next one is
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also just called listener Tales hey you guys are short sweeten to the point really let's go oh I got to put it in a
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puaa give me a second p you can leave that in if you want to all right so listener tale devil on campus
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oo devil devil on campus that so dumb is all right my name is Lisa feel free to use my name Lisa
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Lisa you're really funny today boy do I have a story for you hydrated hydrated I
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think that's why I'm hydrated too but I don't feel as funny I feel silly and hydrated silly goofy yeah this a silly
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goofy girl silly goofy girl there's sorry there's a Creator on Tik Tok uh or he's he's like not a Creator on Tik Tok
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he's just like a comedian Morgan Jay and have you ever seen have I showed you his
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videos he's like feel are you a goofy guy I think you have showed me him he a goofy guy he's like I'm a goofy guy you
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show me him I want to go to one of his shows so badly I you should and calling you a silly goose made me think of that
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I like that everybody go check out Morgan he's very funny do it all right Lisa my name is Lisa feel free to use my
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name Lisa I'm using it so much boy do I have a story for you oh yeah it may sound too crazy to be true but trust me
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I stayed up many nights following these events not wanting to believe it myself because what where does something like
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this actually happen except maybe a bad b-rated horror flick well I'll tell you where my neighbors and eventually my own
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college dorm room for the 2009 to 2010 Academic Year I won't share the name of the school because I truly love that
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campus and I don't want them to receive bad publicity a that's nice of you that is nice of you very thoughtful bear with
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me because I have spent the better part of my life since this happened repressing the ever living [ __ ] out of
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these memories but I will do my best to recount as much detail as I can there was a lot that happened so buckle up
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weirdos because it is about to get spooky I'm ready and I believe you I believe you I believe that this happened
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happened yeah yeah so this all started as we were approaching the Christmas holiday during my first semester of
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college oh man first semester damn I barely made it through that and I didn't even see the devil you're like I'm
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stressed already I know we lived in typical freshman style dorms one room cinder block boxes with two bare boned
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bed frames bodily fluid proof mattresses a couple of shelves a TK and I'm really
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stuck on bodily fluid past like I know that's correct that's a correct way of explaining that so gross to think about
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do you are there places where you can like bring your own mattress I think you can bring your own mattress if you've
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ever seen Gilmore Girls then Yale is one of them as long as you make r to get rid
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of the old one which more not I would bring my own mattress b m yeah yeah let's let's go girls uh a couple shelves
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a desk and a single sink with a medicine cabinet above it the walls desite despite
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being the walls the walls despite being cinder block transmitted nearly every sound
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from the neighboring room we shared with a wall shared a wall with including the
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unmistakable whoosh of water moving through the pipes as if they turned on their sink old pipes old walls got to
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love it out of nowhere for several nights in a row our neighbor's sink would abruptly turn on in the middle of
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the night the sound of water running through the pipes was enough to wake even this tired college student or her
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stuper or out of her stuper or I was like out the dramatic pause that came you were like or her stuper her St I was
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like who's her stup who is it out of her stuper this went on every night for several nights despite all of the
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activity I was hearing I never actually saw our noisy neighbors until we left our rooms at the same time several days
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later the first thing I noticed was how tired she looked exhausted to be more precise I said what are you guys doing
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in there every night so late coloring your hair I said this more as a light-hearted joke because a I didn't
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want to sound like a total buzz kill dickwad and B I'd never met her before and you know first impressions yeah what
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are you going to say yeah did you guys pee a lot hey you guys like always peeing in there she looked stunned when
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I said this and looked at me still grinning I'm sure like a complete idiot and said we haven't been in our room for
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the past several nights we've been sleeping in the common room downstairs I would what what the [ __ ]
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that's that's when your stomach falls out of your butthole and you say excuse me you say what the [ __ ] come again
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EXC qu there are many op any other options there's a few options of things to say
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and we just named them we did my face fell I wasn't quite comprehending the words coming from her mouth she picked
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it up first she went on to explain the weird things that have been happening in their room
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starting with their vacuum turning on in the middle of the night unplugged hate that I'd leave I I
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understand why they were sleeping in the common room Vu my room for me in the middle of the night vacuum my room for
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me but not in the middle of the night not in the middle of the night no and it was in the center of their room no hate
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it I kind of laughed it off thinking maybe it was the stress of upcoming finals and that was getting to her again
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I've never met this girl who I will now call Mandy name changed for privacy Mandy Mandy he I didn't really think too
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hard about this initial incident but apparently the rest of our dorms floor did because word got out about the
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haunted room on the third floor as it always does as it should as it better that's so fun yeah at this point the
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haunting had progressed to the sound of heavy footsteps walking back and forth in the room even when nobody was home a
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few of us decided stupidly to do a ghost hunt stake out one weekend oh hell yeah
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that's not stupid at all that's so fun and you had to see if the perfectly safe yeah see if the claims were really true
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yeah you got to see if the devil's in there yeah might as well sounds like he is if the devil's at your dorm room you
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got to find out why yeah you got to see what he looks like like hey what are you
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doing yeah usually he comes down to Georgia is he the here so there were a handful of us truth Seekers huddled
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outside the dorm room Friday night and we decided that the first experiment we would do was to sprinkle a layer of
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sugar on the ground and leave the room to see if any of it would be disturbed I love that that was your first go-to wow
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I've never heard of anybody doing that I would have done um flower probably why um I feel like you're going to get
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better imprints more disturbance listen to this one you know yeah you took class but I was we'll with the sugar
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That's funny though genius or stupid I don't know well great I think it's yeah yeah but we all did our part and
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arranged a nice layer of sugar on the ground I took one last look around the room to double extra make sure that
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nobody was hiding anywhere again hard to hide in a one room dorm with literally almost no furniture but I still peaked
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under the beds and behind the curtains just to be absolutely good for you you got to make sure that's the thing then
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we all filed out and closed the door within a few minutes the sound of heavy work boots pacing back and forth inside
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the now empty room began we all had our ears pressed against the door listening intently and also rooted in fear it
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wasn't until somebody gasped that we looked down and literally saw the [ __ ] sugar coming back out from under
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the door what what is he doing said as if somebody on the other side was kicking
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it back under the door frame we waited until that's Petty that's that is petty I kind of love that get your sugar out
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here he's like d we're going to have bugs I mean what are you doing what are you doing doesn't the devil like bugs
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though I don't know I don't know him oh none of us really do I think speak for yourself I mean I don't know now I'm
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also just picturing as soon as you said work boots I'm picturing the devil wearing like some like cool like combat
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boots like some like punk rocker in there just we're picturing different things I'm just picturing him in like
00:26:30
Tims I'm picturing like a like a rocker ah yeah I love that I like it I'm going to stay with this so we waited until the
00:26:39
commotion and footsteps inside the room stopped now I'm just picturing many different things of the devil uh not
00:26:46
surprisingly the neat layer of sugar that we put on the floor was completely destroyed and strewn about if that
00:26:50
wasn't horrifying enough upon further investigation someone or something had written in the sugar
00:26:58
H this is where flower would have definitely come in handy it would be clearer see that's true I'm just saying
00:27:04
I'm just saying I'm just saying she's doing the scientific method with your thing she's asking questions if that
00:27:10
wasn't horrifying enough upon further oh I already said that had written in the sugar hovering over the message we all
00:27:16
peered down to see the word hi staring back at us I'm obsessed I kind of love that the devil wearing like whatever
00:27:22
work boots or you think he's wearing he just like hi hey I just picture being like hi or like hi I'm picturing Luke uh
00:27:32
Luke cook from chilling Adventures of Sabrina that devil oh I shouldn't picture that I choose to to picture that
00:27:41
devil choose your fighter choose your devil I choose that one that's what I'm picturing I go I don't even think I
00:27:47
could say hi like him I think yeah I'm would never be sulted enough no none of us could no this devil in my mind is
00:27:54
like a little like you know he's like hi so I know what the [ __ ] am I right insert crying face emoji here we decided
00:28:04
to all file back out and just see if anything else would happen I'm honestly not sure if we heard too much more after
00:28:09
that because I was still trying to process what I'd just seen but we decided to take one last look and call
00:28:14
it a night after we had just been outside of the dorm for a few minutes there written under the word high was
00:28:20
I'm Joseph I love I'm Joseph hi I'm Joseph I love this i'ms I feel like I would be dying inside but
00:28:30
I would love this that I mean we have investigated how many haunted places and had like crazy [ __ ] happen but like but
00:28:36
somebody writing hi I'm Joseph would send me into orbit yeah 100% again not really sure of the reactions around me
00:28:42
at this point because I swear I had tunnel vision and heard nothing but white noise as my mind tried to Grapple
00:28:47
with the fact of what was in front of me I remember us helping clean up the sugar
00:28:51
and numbly walking back to our own dorms how do you just like sleep in your bed that night yeah knowing one wall away
00:28:57
Joseph like said hi to you Joseph is just over there in his boots kicking sugar in his
00:29:04
boots in his sugar cook his Sugar Sugar kicking buts boots his sugar kicking boots he's over there in his sugar
00:29:14
kicking buts Joseph Joseph in his butts joy in his sugar kicking buts his boots [Laughter]
00:29:29
why is that so funny I don't know but it really is get your butts on Joey there's
00:29:34
sugar to kick I don't know why that's so funny I'm crying it's butts something about
00:29:45
sugar kicking too is funny all right oh my oh my goodness not too long after oh my Joseph
00:30:02
hiss not too long after that Mandy told me that she decided to run a voice recorder during the entire night to see
00:30:09
if she'd catch anything at this point her roommate had moved out leaving only her in there to deal with [ __ ] up she
00:30:15
said you're on your own [ __ ] you're moving in with Joseph now she said you already have her room me I didn't sign
00:30:20
up for a trio oh la la la at this point her roomed leaving her on her own to deal
00:30:27
with this thing she said Lisa I got the [ __ ] on recording oh no why did he become a [ __ ] all the sudden I know
00:30:33
what did Joseph do Joseph is just chilling he said hi he's like hi on the tape you can clearly hear Family Guy
00:30:40
playing on the television in the background oh I'm like was that on or no I listened and listened until I heard it
00:30:47
cutting through the background noise a male voice appeared as if speaking directly into the recorder it said in
00:30:52
the most dead sounding raspy ungodly straight out of the Pit's voice hell is pain okay now this just sounds like it
00:31:03
might be pin head and I'm let's let's go girls oh I hate that hell is pain that would that would shiver my timers that
00:31:12
that my timers have been shivered my flavers have been gasted right now that's my favorite I
00:31:19
can't my buts have been what that's when you need to get your [ __ ] kicking buts
00:31:30
[Laughter] on like get your butts on we're we're out of here get your butts on we're out of here come on Mandy come
00:31:45
on buts oh Joseph Joseph Joy Joseph Joe Jo no I'm just picturing Joe Bradley from Southern
00:32:00
Hospitality what I don't know just Joe just Joe brle oh my God that's really scary though no genuinely that's
00:32:09
terrifying and like in this raspy dead ungodly voice just being like hell is pain there you that's so scary it's so
00:32:18
scary I just like conjured that you did that was good Joey it's one my Souls Joey put his his
00:32:24
butts on and he came through buts I don't know why let's just name this episode buts her but
00:32:34
buts motions oh boots oh man well it wasn't too long after that that Mandy sought
00:32:41
the Council of a priest from a nearby Catholic Church he was young clearly knew it his job priest I got priest
00:32:50
immediately I felt like yes as soon as you said it I was like it's he's young and he's new at his job oh yeah he's got
00:32:57
to be hot got hot priest coming I love this story hot priest alert hot priest alert
00:33:06
uhoh you know I love midnight mass go I still got to watch that you do but uh upon hearing all of this hot young
00:33:13
priest uh heard all the evidence that Mandy had presented to him he gave her the rosary off his neck and said that
00:33:20
there was a demon in her dorm room they always go straight to demon this also just like feels like a movie it does the
00:33:28
hot young priest comes we just made him hot no he's 100% hot young priest sexy he comes and he just like gives the
00:33:35
rosary off of his yeah neck and he's like you got a demon you got a demon you got yourself a demon thanks hot priest
00:33:43
he said get your buts on the ground his name is Jed no it's not that accent yes it is he
00:33:54
he can't be a hot young priest named Jada know can't no offense of your name is Jenia I
00:34:01
know but I'm sorry it just doesn't work it's not that's not in my fantasy it's not me it's
00:34:07
science what's hot young priest's name what's hot young priest's name Luke I'm just thinking of Luke cook now
00:34:14
I know luk I'm watching Emily in Paris so I'm thinking of that Luke and that's like not I don't know what that is it's
00:34:19
not my vibe yeah it's not your bag um hot young priest might oh I'm for that so father Shan
00:34:31
Ali thank you Mikey in the accent that Mikey said Mikey inserted a hot Irish priest here we go let's go here we go
00:34:40
girls okay well so he said by using the name Joseph it was clearly mocking Christianity I knew it I almost said it
00:34:46
but I didn't want to be that [ __ ] you know well you should have been that [ __ ] I want to be that [ __ ] I forget
00:34:51
it what instructions hot young priest gave her I'm just calling him that now she she he is cuz she forgot the
00:34:56
instructions yeah exactly L but clearly this was something that she was going to
00:35:00
have to take care of on her own which is like kind of lame of the hot young priest a little bit I was flored aren't
00:35:06
they going to come help is he really not going to come and cleanse your room apparently the answer was no but she
00:35:11
said the fear in his eyes told her all that she needed to know this was bad we tried his recommendations and even tried
00:35:18
praying in her native language Spanish but to no avail man I'm like you know when you like get coffee from laughing
00:35:24
too hard Mandy eventually moved out of the dorm because things had got so bad and she moved in with us by move in I
00:35:30
mean she was sleeping in a sleeping bag between my bed and my roommate's bed I don't blame her I don't either we only
00:35:35
had a week or two before finals and we could finally get the hell out of there M's haunted dorm that we shared a wall
00:35:41
with had been cleaned emptied and locked by the University staff they said don't
00:35:45
go in there they said nobody's cleaning up your sugar [ __ ] nobody had a key anymore let me just drive this point
00:35:52
home nobody had any access to this room got it it we continued that is the devil the devil the devil we continued
00:36:02
to hear the heavy footsteps pacing back and forth in the room we heard the medicine cabinet open and slam shut we
00:36:07
heard what sounded like pencils rolling up and down the desk tension was on an all-time high maybe he was just writing
00:36:13
a novel perhaps and just getting really frustrated with it slamming the medicine
00:36:18
desk the medicine desk the medicine whatever cabinet that's that's it that's it slaming the boots his buts were still
00:36:25
going tension was at alltime High we were all so stressed from living in a paranormal hellscape on top of studying
00:36:32
for finals and living on top of each other and Mandy just snapped after a particularly particularly loud March of
00:36:40
the boots March of the boots March of the boots Mandy stomped her way over to the shared wall and started banging on
00:36:47
it she yelled hey [ __ ] we're trying to study shut the [ __ ] up damn what a legend right truly what a legend
00:36:54
yeah apparently it didn't find it so amusing the foot foot steps stopped where they were across the room pivoted
00:37:00
I [ __ ] you not I could hear the heels of the buts pivoting in the cheap dorm room
00:37:05
carpet and they even marched to the opposite side of the wall directly in front of Mandy's face separated only by
00:37:11
wall a binder on the shelf above her head literally flew off the shelf in the opposite direction that it was leaning
00:37:17
we all ran out out as fast as our freshman legs would carry us damn this is horrifying her sweet Angelic parents
00:37:25
actually paid for us to stay in a hotel that night night that should be the end of our problems right wrong wrong yeah
00:37:32
that night as we were all drifting off to sleep the entire Hotel bed began began violently shaking like all four
00:37:38
legs took their turn coming off in the carpet and Landing back down with a thud except speed it up times 20 and that's
00:37:44
what it felt like oh the whole thing only lasted for a few seconds but I was frozen in fear I was sharing the bed
00:37:50
with Mandy and neither of us moved neither us neither of us even said anything we were so scared but so
00:37:56
exhausted we eventually fell asleep but the next morning I asked her if she felt
00:38:00
the bed violently shake the night before unsurprisingly she confirmed my fear we
00:38:04
ended up moving to a different hotel for the rest of finals week and luckily no more incidents for the rest of our stay
00:38:10
I came back the next year as a sophomore but Mandy understandably did not return
00:38:15
yeah [ __ ] that the trauma from the past year just was too much I kept an eye on
00:38:18
the window of her old dorm room during this time there was a light on in there for the first couple of weeks of school
00:38:23
but after that the room went dark for the rest of the year I guess the new tenant was also experiencing what it was
00:38:28
like to rub elbows with Joseph Joseph anyways that's the story of how I accidentally became neighbors with a
00:38:35
demon my freshman year of college hope you enjoyed me reliving my deepest repressed memories keep it weird friends
00:38:40
Lisa Lisa that was an epic tale that was amazing that's the scariest college experience you could possibly have I
00:38:48
feel one of them I love it yeah I'm pretty obsessed I want some more of it I want to know where this school is I
00:38:56
won't tell I promise I just want to know so I can go to there go to there I want
00:39:03
to research about there now I want to know what the [ __ ] was going on and also
00:39:08
hot young priest got a downgrade though because I'm like you're not going to go in the room yeah [ __ ] part of being a
00:39:14
hot young priest is you walk into a demon filled area and you start being a hot young priest so what you signed up
00:39:21
for hot you're just walking up there being a hot young priest and you're like I'm not going in that room then you've
00:39:25
lost it you lost what am I even looking at right now go away yeah are you not even going to protect me ew yeah you're
00:39:30
not even going to like try to get possessed for me really stupid whatever Shan Ali okay Sean uh Lisa I loved that
00:39:39
tale and I love you for that tale Hur you all right my next one is going to be Bradford College havil Massachusetts
00:39:48
Haun College Massachusetts hello my lovely ladies I have attached a double space puaa for
00:39:54
your convenience you can use my name and any in this Tale I'm a proud masshole and I've grown up enjoying all the sites
00:40:00
you guyss talk about I got inspired to write this tale from The Listener Tales haunted College I'm not a very good
00:40:05
writer so please feel free to edit doubt it yeah yeah I know you won't but I have
00:40:09
to say it but if you do read it totally Google it Bradford is Super Active in creepsville oh and please explain to the
00:40:16
non- new englanders that havil is pronounced havil not hhill just so you know Lara let's see
00:40:26
let's talk about hay up all of our listener Tales have been from L names I know that is funny yeah laara Lisa and
00:40:32
was it Leah Leah Baker yeah Leah Baker Leah [ __ ] Baker that is weird la la and we've had at least two New
00:40:40
England colleges and I have a sneak in suspicion that last one was New England it felt New England it did yeah all
00:40:48
right so hello weirdos I am Lara and yes you can use my name pronounced Lara uh most people think I don't know how to
00:40:56
either spell or say my name but I assure you I know both and now you do too I am
00:41:01
a New England gal through and through and boy do I have a great local College hunting for you like all the other
00:41:06
listener tale submitters if you read this I will [ __ ] a dick I also did seven years of IVF seven years oh my God
00:41:13
you're a [ __ ] Warrior 100 and 10 years ago had my precious twins so I 100% relate to the kid talk and it makes
00:41:20
us working moms feel less less than it is not easy but would not trade it for the world thank you for saying that I
00:41:26
appreciate that yeah for 2 years I attended Bradford College which was is in havil Massachusetts this school is no
00:41:34
longer called Bradford College as it shut down at the end of my second year due to the president embezzling all the
00:41:39
money in skipping Town Google it we protested and everything but my tale is not about that
00:41:45
piece of [ __ ] garbage human the school is like 150 years old or some [ __ ] like
00:41:50
that and evolved throughout the years I it was a hospital an all girl school and
00:41:55
then a college I love that it's was a hospital Hospital first I know that's so cool whenever a hospital turns into a
00:42:00
school [ __ ] always goes down and if it's abandoned now I want to go to there yeah totally no of course not of
00:42:07
course not uh when looking from the street at the school there is a main School building which was used when I
00:42:13
was there as dorms and business offices and was the building used for the hospital from the same road you can see
00:42:19
two out buildings one is a theater and the other is just a building of classrooms all three of these buildings
00:42:24
are connected by tunnels my first year of college I lived in the main building and never had to leave as the cafeteria
00:42:31
was in my building too I was very pale that year all these buildings have their own hauntings main building haunting
00:42:38
this building was where the hospital was run and it has four floors and was a beautiful it has a beautiful ornate
00:42:43
wooden staircase that made you feel like you lived in a mansion we would sometimes hang out on the stairs as they
00:42:49
were carpeted and stupid kids hang out in the weirdest of places since we were badasses in college with no real adults
00:42:55
in sight we would hang out all over the building at all hours of night one night
00:42:59
we were just there chilling and we heard on the fourth floor the sound of kids giggling and what sounded like running
00:43:05
up and down the hallway fun fact the fourth floor was the children's ward of the hospital we looked at each other and
00:43:11
kned back to our rooms we often would hear this commotion around 3:00 a.m. ick in the same main building there's one
00:43:18
room that is basically a gateway to Hell okay I like how casually you said that just like basically basically kind of I
00:43:26
am 100 years old now now so I'm not 100 same so I'm not 100% sure the exact number of this room but it is a Corner
00:43:34
Room things would be moved when the occupant was out and would fly across the room when they were in no one joked
00:43:39
about the going on in this room and it was always cold the story SL Legend is some hippie opened a gateway to Hell and
00:43:46
never closed it it's kind of like unfair that the hippies get blamed I kind of love that though that's so scary and I
00:43:53
totally believe it no amount of sage we were College kidss we all had Sage cuz want we were WN to be hippies and well
00:44:00
pot was going to clear that room now for the priest in the main building is he hot and young is it a hot young priest
00:44:08
along with the with being a hospital it was an all girl school that was of course run by nuns and had a resident
00:44:14
priest one of the priests was so evil ah oh he's not a hot young priest he's not
00:44:20
a hot young priest everybody danger danger not a hot young priest one of the priests was so evil he would molest the
00:44:27
girls and shame them into silence because priests one of these girls was so distraught that she jumped from the roof
00:44:36
of the main building and the kitchen building to her death oh my God this woman in yellow haunts the cafeteria
00:44:43
that is in this building the Lunch Ladies do not joke about this and the woman comes and goes even during the day
00:44:51
she will move things on the staff to the point where they have to say stop it lady my friend who worked with shity
00:44:57
decided to check it out one night shity shity my S I was laugh I couldn't let it
00:45:04
go I love how you go wait wait shut the [ __ ] up I got to make fun of you honestly I get it I would have done the
00:45:11
same thing Shakur yeah my friend who worked with Shakur decided to check it out one
00:45:18
night uh the woman in yellow started typing on the cash register they kned on out of there and refused to go back to
00:45:25
do the rounds ever again damn the theater this ghost is a little girl who is mischievous and likes to mess with
00:45:31
the lights and likes to hang out in this little winding staircase that leads to the balcony of the theater she's very
00:45:37
active and shows herself to many I've never seen her but the theater teacher would have to ask her to not mess with
00:45:43
them during performances that's so funny I think she might have been another suicide and had jumped from the catwalk
00:45:49
of the stage oh that's so sad I want to find this man even if he's dead and kill
00:45:54
him all over again seriously I'm GNA find this priest I'm going to [ __ ] his world up yep now for the haunting that
00:45:59
my friend we'll call him Andy experienced he decided to do a documentary on the school in the
00:46:04
hauntings I love that's cool when he was editing his film in the technology lab the lights and computers would go off
00:46:10
and on and it took him forever to edit then when he went to show the film which was in a theater in the library building
00:46:17
we only got to see the first five minutes somehow the film would not play and the lights were not working oh we've
00:46:25
had that happen with episodes yes one episode in particular remember that one episode that like it wouldn't let us
00:46:31
continue recording it was crazy that scared the [ __ ] out of me yeah that was scary we all kned out of there for this
00:46:37
documentary he had invited a psychic to come and walk through the school so the day before she arrived at the school her
00:46:42
apartment smelled like a swamp the same smell that existed on our campus as we had a pond that ran through parts of it
00:46:50
what the psychic met the little girl and I think other ghosts but we never got to
00:46:55
see the documentary this same friend woke up a couple of times paralyzed and felt like someone
00:47:01
was on top of him this happened in the same dorm that the priest reported to have molested the girls in oh that's
00:47:07
awful the last haunting happened to my security Shakur Shakur guard friend they were patrolling the grounds during
00:47:13
winter break no one was staying on campus and it was deserted they were in the library building where we tried to
00:47:19
watch the documentary and saw a man dressed in priest's black cloak and big rimmed hat walk out the door fight him I
00:47:26
just got to chill fight that [ __ ] he went after the guy into the room but the man was gone there was
00:47:31
a door in that room going to the outside but no footprints in the snow the priest
00:47:35
just disappeared and you guess it the guard noed the [ __ ] out of there damn that's terrifying well that is my tale
00:47:40
and I hope it made sense and I hope you keep it weird but not so weird that you haunt poor poor Stoner kids just trying
00:47:45
to have a party I've pasted pictures of the college in one of the tunnels um but
00:47:50
if you Google haunted Bradford College you can see more mysterious pictures oh oh I know this college
00:47:58
yep definitely Google this college guys and they would use those tunnels to get to class sometimes those tunnels are
00:48:08
scary as [ __ ] not those not those tunnels not these tunnels no [ __ ] that Lara that was a really good one Lara oh
00:48:17
this is a beautiful campus it is the most haunted ones always are I really want to go to there I want to go to
00:48:23
there I want to go to there maybe we will maybe all right this will be the last one last one and it's going to be
00:48:29
the haunted school and the Hungry Ghost it's like a children's novel yeah let's see hey spooky ladies my name is Sam and
00:48:38
you can please call me Sam can I call you lamb nope Sam can we call can we call you game I must start off with the
00:48:45
usual I came across your podcast after needing something to take the edge off see I'm a pregnant teacher who was no
00:48:51
longer allowed wine or cold cuts and was searching for something to soothe my soul oh I love a cold cut we could so
00:48:57
sooth your soul like wine and cold cuts that's a big compliment yeah you both popped into my life and I'm truly
00:49:03
thankful to share my days with you teaching through a pandemic morning sickness and now heartburn have been no
00:49:07
fun but hearing you both share your humor and knowledge with the world makes it a lot brighter don't stop what you're
00:49:12
doing and I hope one day our paths will cross Sam yeah I hope so too that was so
00:49:17
sweet and at this point I hope your baby rocks cuz they're probably like hell yeah your baby rock Sim pandemic babies
00:49:23
are crazy huh yeah yeah you one how's how's that going yeah PS my spooky crotch Goblin is due in November and
00:49:32
please please know I will be raising not only a strong female but also your newest group of morbid fans hell
00:49:39
yeah anywh who to my story right from college being a desperate young man I accepted a job at an old Catholic uh
00:49:46
school near my college hot young priest hot young priest young priest are we this this isn't haunted colleges this is
00:49:53
hot hot young priest except we broke it with the last one yeah yeah well maybe this will be this will make another yeah
00:49:59
it'll make up for her but well who knows I haven't read it so even though the pay
00:50:03
was crop I felt right at home and crop did I say crop even though the the pay was crop I think that might have been
00:50:09
like my valley girl coming out even though the pay was crop was crop take the 10 to the four to the five
00:50:15
C crop R so even though the pay was crop I felt right at home I was eager to get
00:50:21
my foot to the door flash forward to starting my 13th year of teaching I still love what do Lu number 1 oh yeah I
00:50:29
just need a few more naps and glasses of wine than I used to I also need to specify that I am not Catholic not that
00:50:34
there's anything wrong with that but I was hired because who can say no to a spunky blonde who's willing to work her
00:50:39
ass off for less than $330,000 a year not this lady nope let's just say they were they were more than okay with me
00:50:45
not converting I would consider myself spiritual I believe in God and Heaven spirits but I also believe in women's
00:50:51
right to choose lgbtq plus community and protecting trans kids gun control Etc hell yeah Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam
00:51:00
Sam Sam okay climbing off my soap box to get to the spooky part the school was really old run down but beautiful and
00:51:06
the best thing was it was a church then a a Convent yay for adorable nuns and then turned into a crumb a crumbling
00:51:13
School many years later then it just turned into a crumb then it was a crumb we little crumb little crumb little
00:51:20
crumb that's a spooky ass Evolution yeah going from a church to a Convent to a kids Catholic school and then to a crb
00:51:30
and then to a crb to a CR so let's just say the let's just say entering the building gave off a certain feel to it
00:51:38
yeah maybe that was just the mold in the walls the bats that needed to be regularly caught that needed to be
00:51:43
caught monthly but something always felt like it was just there with you or maybe
00:51:47
that could have been the many jesuses on the cross that lined the walls what it was that's definitely what it was spooky
00:51:54
when the building was used as a Convent one unique feature was that it had a tunnel tunnels tunnels in the far corner
00:52:01
of the building why the hell would that be you might ask well back in the day when the town's first hospital was
00:52:06
adjacent to the Covent uh yeah Convent I keep saying yeah what to the you're thinking right yeah nuns would use the
00:52:13
tunnel to enter the hospital at a moment's notice when somebody was nearing the end of their life they would
00:52:17
be called over to provide some comfort and help give last rights a Catholic tradition of a special prayer when
00:52:22
someone is dying I never saw this tunnel myself but our custodian said it was locked up but he would open it from time
00:52:28
to time to make sure the tunnel wasn't collapsing I would have given my right arm to tore that tunnel but I had to
00:52:34
keep up appearances that I was a mature adult who was in charge of children oh never do that yeah no random side note
00:52:41
the school had all the original Windows Doors Hardware old and crappy but cool and the railings in our school were
00:52:48
called nun catchers nun catchers as they were the old style of railing with a long pole and the nuns would be running
00:52:55
down the stairs but get snagged by the poles on their long habits I never knew that was a thing I
00:53:01
can't I need to go on a DI of like Catholic School [ __ ] nun catchers nun catchers that's awesome I think I called
00:53:09
them nun Grabbers I like that nun catchers walking my students down the stairs always felt so cool to think of
00:53:15
how many people had walked this building before me and how many nuns were snagged
00:53:18
as I caught my teacher sweaters on them one day I was alone in my classroom during the summer months prepping for
00:53:24
the following year see why they hired me I older and wiser and I thought and I wouldn't be caught dead there during my
00:53:29
break of course not working in my room I heard the doorbell yes an old school doorbell as we kept our school secure
00:53:36
during the day and you had to be let in if you didn't have a key looking out the
00:53:40
window I saw a FedEx truck knowing the office was closed I went to get the door as I saw he had a few rather large boxes
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I ran down the stairs my room was on the second floor signed for the packages held the door and said goodbye and thank
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you to the delivery driver excuse me as I closed the door and turned to go up the stairs I heard a cupboard slam shut
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if you stand at the front of the school you're greeted by a split level along with a very along with a very ripped
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Jesus on the cross a very ripped Jesus Jesus says Can you spot me one set of stairs goes up to
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the classroom do you even lift bro imagine Jes just s looking at you and saying do you even LIF bro iconic
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they they pull the LK alarm for Jesus Fitness he definitely gets the LK alarm right one set of stairs goes up to the
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classrooms and the other goes down to more space the noise came from the downstairs area I would have Shi myself
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yep this area was underground but still had very tiny windows on top it held a multi-purpose room along with our
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teacher Lounge you know because what says come enjoy and relax with your lunch in the
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basement yeah I know the sound came from the staff Lounge I heard it again this time a bit softer I stood like an idiot
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on the stairs this set of stairs going up of course but I thought I should probably call out in case it was a
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hungry coworker I should do that before I [ __ ] my pants because if good old Carol comes walking up with a salad in
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hand I'm never going to be able to come back to work so I called out hey Mr John
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is that you Mr John I thought it might have been our custodian as he works during the summer months no answer and
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again standing like an idiot I heard it The Sound I knew exactly what it was but
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I will never forget it I heard a drawer slide and slam open then what sounded like if you took your hand placed it on
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a pile of Cutlery silverware metal SP serving spoons Etc and began to violently shake your hand around oh like
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like that was a very good way of describing that I know exactly what that sounded terrifying the sound was so loud
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it sounded like the drawer itself was shaking loose from the wall I took one final listen and bolted up the stairs
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yeah [ __ ] that why not just go outside you may ask well my car keys phone and purse were all in my classroom and I
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needed to go there first I feel that once to my room having passed a second rip Jesus on the cross should have
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pulled the LK alarm I closed my door and I called my sister I needed a minute to
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muster the courage to bolt I needed to leave my room past the rip Jesus and down the same set of stairs to the
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school code you should have grabbed the rip Jesus Off the Wall the power of rip Jesus compels
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you the power of leg day compels you these quads I would need to turn back oh I was
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going to say rip Jesus again put the code in and leave but I was dreading doing that with my back toward the
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stairs leading to the basement on the phone with my sister I ran down the stairs punched in the code and took the
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quickest look into the basement before slamming the door behind me all was silent and still except for my heart
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beating in my ears and my sister on the line telling me I was okay how the hell would she know once out in the parking
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lot I had another scare as I frantically looked around the parking lot I saw no cars no bikes no other teachers not the
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custodian not even the godamn Pope had been in the building with me oh no I had been alone in that building oh no thanks
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ladies for listening and keep it weird take it away Ash but not so weird that you don't do like day with Jesus it's
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true don't do that I hate that that freaks me out I can hear that sound in my head of like metal clanging together
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and it's very like hospitall like too like that kind of like the metal drawer clanging the trays back yeah like that
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just freaks me out e there was no hot priest in that one in that one damn just a Hungry Ghost that's okay that was a
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fun one that was a fun one I liked that the spooky schools was definitely a good
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choice it really was and we'll be dressed up for the next one we'll we'll plan ahead just going to that yeah we'll
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make sure we're in costume in the Garb we just we don't have ass maybe we'll dress up as hot priests oh my God can we
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do that we can do whatever we want cuz it's our show we're going to do that all right you heard it here first we'll be
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back next month as hot priests so look forward to that look forward to it and in the meantime we hope you keep
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listening and we hope you keep it we but not SAR that you one don't dress up as a
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hot priest two that you that if you are a hot priest you don't help somebody with their [ __ ] demon [ __ ] going on
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um keep it so weird that you're a Hungry Ghost cuz live your best life and [Music]
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um just keep it weird just keep it weird yeah sorry I broke but I love you and I I don't know
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bye make sure to get your boots buts keep it so weird that you put your boots on
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