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hey weirdos I'm Elina I am mash and this is [Music] morbid haha I tricked you LOL this is a
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crazy silly silly goose version I'm always a silly goose but silly goose business listen our tails you know what
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that means by you for you from you and all about you yay I'm unhinged guys we needed this after Fred and Rose West
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Jesus Christ my goodness what a ride we all took together I know I think I have literally do you know like I feel like
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this hit me all of a sudden I just feel like you cut off her eyes can I just tell you her eyes are closed right now
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and she's leaned back and she's gesturing vividly wildly I just picture cutting off the top of my head and
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pouring out all of that information into a coffee cup and then chucking it off the side of the highway huh that's I
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like that you know what I like that and I use that I'm not going to put it in a coffee cup though cuz I hate throwing
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out coffee cups well just like a styrofoam one so I'm going to I'm just going to do it into a trash can a TR
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trash can oh a metal one yeah cuz it's like apocalyptic yeah absolutely I'll do that too hold on or into a fire into a
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campfire no cuz then the fume spread yeah that's true yeah you got to think about those things you really do you
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have to think about these things you have to think about the significant repercussions of your actions you do of
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pouring information out of your brain after you cut the top of your head off yeah I mean yeah we all we're all there
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I think the cool thing is that you could put the top of my had back on I could I
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know how to do that that was like your that's like a living of yours that one of the things I got pretty good at
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actually is taking it off and putting it back on you have layers I do I was talking about you at a place that I
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went I'm sorry M you at like a little dinner thing that I went to and just like how many layers you have hey thanks
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for talking about my layers you're welcome everyone in my life is very impressed with you and I'm like yeah wow
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I'm I don't feel like an impressive person I feel so [ __ ] stupid like a strange and unusual person but I mean
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why can't all of those things true I suppose you're strange unusual and wildly successful well thank you yeah
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you're welcome thank you so much absolutely um oh I have a speaking of like strange unusual and wildly
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successful I I have a new Tik Tok person that you guys should follow what and they're an author what of a thriller
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author is it the lady that you showed me today yeah her name is Geneva Rose I a lot her name is great and then her I'm
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telling you she's a phenomenal Tik Tok follow and I've already like the the books are coming she she won me over
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with her personality and now I believe in her she has a lot of books like she has a few books and the most recent one
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is like home is where the bodies are and the cover of it it's like I mean also her husband like will jump on her Tik
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Tok videos and do like a quick synopsis of her books to like Mark them and it's wonderful to do it makes me want to make
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John try to do a synopsis of my book but uh wait that's a great Tik Tok idea I know I would have to credit Geneva Rose
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for that one cuz she totally you spearheaded that campaign and your husband is wonderful at it but he did
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like a whole thing and he said like there's '90s Vibes in that one and it's like a and the whole cover looks like a
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VHS tape which one is this uh it's the home is where the bodies are buried I think it is and I'm immed imately I
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ordered it immediately it does look like a oh and she got a blurb from Lisa Jewel
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our girl oh our girl Lisa Lisa Lisa's a sweetheart I just ordered you shouldn't have come here and I think now I have to
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order you got to get that so see go Geneva Rose for the win uh she's a great Tik Tok follow she's just really funny
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she's got like really good dead pan humor I love that kind ofor I just really she's one of those people that
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you're like wow I dig you like I just dig you as a person so go follow her CU you know what authors you know party
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authors everywhere authors support them in your hair I love it and um you can also support me by pre-ordering uh the
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butcher game it's coming out September 17th finger guns finger guns I was like I don't I don't know if
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this is a good thing way I think it is I think I really wish you had done you know you could all support me
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too to them you know if you want to pre-order that stuff all kinds of fun things are going to be coming up this
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year for the butcher game so hang on to your boot Chase because you should pre-order it I'm telling you I think you
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should because I already finished reading it do it or you're dumb do it or be a rhombus buy this book or you're
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stupid buy this book or you're stupid but yeah that's my that's like my happy note for to go follow Geneva Rose I love
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that I've just been baking a lot of bread beautiful bread I know oh my gosh thank you yeah very beautiful yeah it's
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overproofed though or no I think underproof the proof has gone the wrong way a lot of rules yeah and there's a
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lot of opinions cuz some people say under then some people say over you just never know think I'm going to buy a
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bread proofer ooh yeah that's when you've really gotten serious about bread Drew says I'm on a bread Journey you are
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on a bread journey I am and you know what we're having a lot of sandwiches and toast we're all going to benefit
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from it so I'm never buying bread from the store again and nobody else should cuz you know what hot take here no hot
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take that's not bread it's not bread I you you can pry the potato bread out of my cold dead hand what if I make you
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potato bread it'd probably be better because it's probably actual bread challenge accepted I hope so I'll make
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you potato bread I'll look it up tonight all right potato bread we'll have a taste test I blind taste test let's do
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it Bobby fle style Bobby fle remember that it wasn't Beat Bobby fle was it yeah I think it
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was Beat Bobby F beat Ash Kell and her bread let's [ __ ] go I'll perfect for a little bit we're going to do that okay
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so everybody prepare I love potato bread and I love potatoes so you know what I love me listener Tails yeah we should
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get to that I love that you didn't even say like yeah you too you just like listener tals I like no I like listener
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taals wow all right there's not a there's not a real like theme no to today's it's aorus board it's yeah this
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is just like a poo poo platter of wild Tales I love that lots of paranormal I was feeling you know I told you guys
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last few last four episodes actually that mama needs some ghosties yes okay mama needs some ghosties mama needs some
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some lighthearted Tails but I don't think all of these are light-hearted but let's go but they're paranormal and
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that's fun yeah so in this first one I mean it's called that time I channeled my inner Buffy and still got yeed from
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the cemetery oh on topic because we literally just watched Buffy today go listen to the rewatcher or else do it
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um so this one says Hey morbid friends my name is Jackie yes you can use my name and any other names in this story
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don't even think about shortening a single part of this I never I worked hard on it haha just kidding do what you
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want it's your podcast speaking of I [ __ ] love all of the hard work you put into the podcasts also loved the
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Butcher and the ren thank you it was so good it was incredible and I can't wait for the next book it's coming out
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September 17th you can pre-order it now thank you so much I'm so proud of you Elena oh my God thank you Jackie okay
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moving on I honestly feel like I'm a mashup doppelganger of the two of you I was born in ' 85 what what that's Elena
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and when all the other kids were asking what would Jesus do I was asking what would Buffy
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do I'm a Gemini and former party girl who loves all things spooky now married to my best friend we are proud members
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of the lgbtq plus Community busy raising our three cats and living the [ __ ] dream as much as someone can these days
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you as much as someone can that part you really are a match up of the two of us truly I was also most raised by my
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grandparents because my biological mother sucked at being my mom so my sister SL aunt and I are very much like
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sisters even with our age difference czy so I love your banter and it reminds me
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of her whenever I hear Ash talk about Papa Ma and crazy mom stuff I'm like same so thanks being for being my
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imaginary best friend doppelgangers anyway here's your Pua let's go come come is a Kung come along with me gentle
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viewers this story takes place in a little town located in the northern part of my home state it's a hippie artist
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Town surrounded by Red Rocks it's got a very new age vibe to it and it's filled with strange energy vortexes UFOs and
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other spooky [ __ ] I want to go to there I would like to also go to there well my
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grandparents who I call Mom and Dad slpa spent decades dreaming of retiring to this beautiful Weir little weird town
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they bought property in the '90s and officially built their dream home early 2000s at the time they bought the
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property in the 90s they also got cemetery plots because well planning for the future I guess honestly that [ __ ]
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just gets more expensive so you might well so good on them my dad often liked for us to visit the cemetery and take
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walks I love that I love cemeteries same it was truly a beautiful and peaceful place I'm sure you weirdos get it of
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course we do uh while visiting one day he stumbled upon two graves that were a little different from all the rest it
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was a husband and wife buried next to one another they had beautiful bronze headstones that appeared to have long
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letters written on them so of course my dad took a closer look I'm a so the husbands read during the last few months
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I wanted to sit with you and thank you for all you had done for me apologize for the times I might have disappointed
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you tell you I loved you and say goodbye I never found the courage to start that
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conversation on the chance you can still hear me thank you I'm sorry I love you goodbye sounds sweet right it does yeah
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totally I wonder what the wife says must be something really sweet too right uhoh
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Morgan Freeman voice over it was in fact not sweet not sweet at all oh no the wife's headstone we will call her Norma
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it reads you spent your life expressing animosity for nearly every person you encountered including your children
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within hours of his death you declared your husband of 57 years unsuited to either being to being either a spouse or
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a father hopefully you are now insulated from the dissatisfaction you found in human
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relationships whoa when I tell you that is the biggest mic drop I have ever heard holy [ __ ] have you guys ever
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listened to obituary cuz this sounds like one of the obituaries that they would write but like on a headstone guys
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listen to obituary because that's that whole show that whole show like you will love that also this is such commitment
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because you have to pay for like Oh by the word you have to pay by the letter yeah every part wow that must have been
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a rough go at it that's a rough girly also imagine being the person that has to Chisel that into the stone and like
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like I think they didn't love her yeah like damn damn and it says yeah that's some pretty heavy [ __ ] to put on a
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headstone obviously that has a story of trauma in there if not generations of trauma My dad became fascinated by this
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how could you not yeah I love your dad he took a picture of it made copies and snail mailed them to his friends he like
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check this [ __ ] out keep in mind this was the late 90s he did this all the time with funny strange or interesting
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pictures and articles honestly he was an OG meme de deer I love that and I love this this makes me think of like the
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time when things were was better when it's like the time when things was better I couldn't get that out cuz I was
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staring off into the trees outside the window but you were thinking about time of
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yester was better I just missed the time of things when they was better said the author said the woman
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who's literally paid to write books the times when things was better your literal jobs are just to speak and to
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write words yes and I just said the times things honestly it's been a long day okay since I could speak but no I was
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just thinking about it and I was like this guy saw something cool he took a picture of it he shared it with only his
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friends he printed it out and shared it with the people that he cared about the most only yeah that was it
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he didn't put it on the internet for strangers to have opinions about it's a wild thing like that was a thing that we
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used to do was you only shared cool [ __ ] with cool people you know what like that
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was it I think that's coming back I would love for that to come back I think it took a lot of effort so it's like if
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somebody was sharing something with you you know it's cool cuz they're going through a lot of effort to share it with
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you and how much they they value you how much they value you it made everybody kind of appreciate everybody a little
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more we should also bring back video stores while we're at it just saying oh don't even get me started on that I know
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I was talking with Sean actually from Mostly horror another show look at us plug we're not even meaning to plug the
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this is really unintentional very organic it's feeling right look at us just being crunchy I was talking to Sean
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about how much we loved video stores and I said my first job one of my first jobs
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was at Hollywood Video it wasn't your very first job it wasn't my very first job but it was one of my first jobs and
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I love so much so much and I miss that Vibe and I miss that feeling so much that sometimes it
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hurts my heart it's sad I I feel a Nostalgia like I experienced video stores for like a little bit but I wish
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that I could like experience them for for more cuz you probably experienced them cuz when did they go out you were
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probably like a kid right yeah I was like a kid kid like you were like a teenager no I wasn't a teenager old
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Netflix was a thing when I was like probably like 10 yeah but you still had to um like mail the DVD would like mail
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the DVDs and [ __ ] but it's like there was something about being a teenager and going to the video store I
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wish I had exp Friday night that was just just it was immaculate yeah it really was I get it I want to live in
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that that era again yeah it's it's one of those things I think like everything's so dystopian that we're all
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just like can we go back to that time oh we're living 1983 baby I just I missed that time or 1984 but back to the story
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it says it became a thing we did when we visited the cemetery my dad would take people to go visit Norma it was such a
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strange thing to see on a headstone I would too I would be taking everybody there honestly what's maybe not
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surprising I always felt weird around her grave almost unwanted like she was angry and didn't want to be bothered I
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mean she sounded angry I've always been super sensitive to energy some things you just know and Norma just wants to be
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left alone yeah she does Flash Forward a few years I was maybe 20 years old and my friend Zach and I be are obsess with
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ghost hunting shows oh hell yeah fitting for your friend named Zach oh exactly wait who's your friend Zach I had told
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him about Norma in the cemetery and we had to go check it out so we packed up our snacks our printed Map Quest
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directions and ghost hunting equipment which was really just a cassette tape recorder digital camera flashlights and
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a no [ __ ] we set out for the cemetery in the middle of the night because it's spookier that way while navigating the
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darkness and headstones I channeled my inner Buffy the godam Vampire Slayer and was ready for
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anything I ain't afraid to dust a vamp if I need to but it was more likely we may come across a gra robber on drugs at
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the time there was news stories about people who had been arrested for gra robbing while high on meth damn so I was
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on high alert as we entered the cemetery you were Brave on like so many you were
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very brave I hit record on my handheld tape recorder and we started walking along the rows heading uh reading some
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of the headstones making our way over to Norma we asked questions to any spirits
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that may be lingering as we got closer to Norma we came across an unmarked fresh grave with a small hole dug about
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a foot wide and about 2 ft deep at the head of the Grave inside the hole was a coffee cup what's the actual [ __ ] as if
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someone was trying to dig something up with a coffee mug and then just quit hell was someone here recently trying to
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rob this grave now it could be that it was just unsettling to see this but suddenly it got very cold where we were
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standing and Zach mentions feeling feeling cold spots at that moment while still recording I think your friend is
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Zach v i uh keep that part in mind for later I will because I think you're going to reveal that it's Zack um we
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then decided to keep going and made our way to Norma as we got closer that feeling started to creep in she does not
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want us there I could feel it Zach sets down the tape recorder on The Headstone and began to talk he this is Zach be I
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know it in the in the making too yeah he's ready he's like all like let's go let's get Norma red up let's go so he
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says Norma can I ask you a few questions she said no as soon as he finished this
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sentence the tape recorder stopped recording oh she really said no she said no she didn't even say no she just
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saido she just closed the door literally she said I [ __ ] you not we just looked
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at each other with one part amazement and one part [ __ ] our pants neither of us touched the recorder the button
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didn't pop up like it was paused or stop the tape literally just stopped spinning
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like the power had been sucked from it oh my God Zach started to ask another question question when it started
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spinning and recording again but only for the duration of his question do you have any messages for us every single
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time it would stop recording the moment we stopped talking it was almost as if she did not want to answer us or be
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recorded we continued to ask a few more questions out of pure curiosity and amazement until it got so unsettling in
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its consistency we decided it was time to Yeet the [ __ ] out of there we raced back to the car and continued recording
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to see if it would happen again and it was perfectly fine it never stopped recording after we left her grave and it
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never behaved that way again wo so on the drive home we listened to the tape to see if we had gotten anything else
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weird turns out we [ __ ] did let's go remember the part where we felt cold spots at the grave with the coffee cup
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dug whole dug of course I do of course I do you can hear my friend Zach ban say I'm
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getting he said I'm getting some cold spots here it is I'm just I'm sure of it got I'm sure of it then you can very
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distinctly hear what sounds like a disembodied voice of a woman say who is this what the [ __ ] my stomach dropped
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and chills took over my body Zach rewinds the tape disembodied Voice who is this I will never forget this moment
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I was driving down the interstate at 4:00 a.m. going 80 M an hour and that's when I heard a [ __ ] real life
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EVP that'll change you we must have replayed that part over a dozen times that night was this a spirit from the
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Disturbed grave or was it another nearby spirit next we listened to the part at Norma's
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grave and sure enough all we got was the Eerie sound of the tape slowing and stopping then starting up again with
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each question the Distortion in the chap tape was chaotic and I'll never forget the unease it gave me Norma's lack of
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communication makes me think the EVP I had gotten earlier wasn't her I don't think so either I don't think so either
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Zach and I would go on to play the tape for other people when we would retell the story and anyone who heard it agreed
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whatever it was gave them chills too I do believe that it was in fact Norma that had something to do with the
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recorder malfunctioning and she truly just wants to be left alone seemingly the same way she did in life my dad of
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course got a real kick out of the whole thing at one point at one point I think I left the recording with him so he
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could play it for others years later and I thought I had lost the recording of my
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night in the cemetery until I got a box of old stuff from my mom see my dad passed away in 2013 oh I'm sorry I know
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and is now buried in that very same Cemetery oh wow my mom moved a few years later and since then I have gotten
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random boxes of old [ __ ] from her every so often that's funny back in 2022 I got
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a box and in it was a cassette tape labeled Cemetery so naturally in this Modern Age I went to Goodwill and found
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a cassette player so I can pump up some ghost jams I sat and listened cringing at the sound of my own 20-year-old voice
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waiting patiently to hear my Infamous EVP then bam who is this it was just as spooky as the first time rewind tape
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disembodied Voice who is this there she was my long lost EVP after all these years a ghost of a ghost but then
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as I let the tape play I heard something I had never heard on the tape before something familiar it started as a low
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Grumble then a throat clearing a voice mumbling a voice I knew it was my dad oh my God my whole body froze as I listened
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I hadn't heard his voice in years oh turns out this part wasn't anything paranormal at all my dad had
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accidentally re recorded over part of the tape years prior when I left in my tape recorder just dad things dad things
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it was mostly just him cursing at the damn thing trying to figure out how to work it in that moment I laughed and it
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felt like he was laughing with me little did I know that tape would record more than just an amazing EVP but it would
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eventually let me hear my dad's voice again I'm going to cry wow this sounds like such a good episode of Television
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that I want to watch I want to watch this does this is lovely every time I go visit my dad at the cemetery now I
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always make a brief stop to say hi to Norma she still hates the company so it's probably not a good idea to go
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looking for I'm Just a spooky idiot next time I'll tell you the story of how g a
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ghost saved me from a possible home invasion please do keep it weird but not so weird that you end up being just a
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such a shitty human that your kids memorialize it on your headstone and then that headstone becomes a ' 90s
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snail mail sensation and later you become the subject of amateur Ghost Hunters documenting a trip to the
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cemetery and decline Dan answer any other questions or comments also don't keep it so weird you dig holes and
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Graves with a coffee mug don't keep it that weird wow and also my friend is Zach bin she did not say that but I feel
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like it was s that Zach I was talking about you know him oh my God that was such a good one Jackie ja what a
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Feelgood tail in the end like that was great at the end that just made my heart sore no genuinely I'm not kidding you I
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want to watch that that was lovely I really liked that I loved that so much my next one is listener Tales Bigfoot is
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a good friend of mine and demons possessed my roommate I love both those things let's [ __ ] go let's go dear
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Ash and Elena you guys are amazing the dark humor is my literal spirit animal and I die laughing Andor cringe hardcore
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in the best way with every episode I prefer that you don't use my real name you got it I will call you Laura cuz you
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said to I've been wanting to tell you my listener tale for a while but it's so hard to narrow down which ones to tell
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truly I don't know how often you even still do listener Tales because I'm a latecomer to morbid and it's also
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changed multiple times not through no fault of our own none and I'm trying to listen from the beginning I'm about 200
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episodes in I cannot tell you how much anxiety I had for you when you announced all your live shows right before the
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pandemic it was like staring at an oncoming train we felt that way too I know that was like four years ago and
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you guys are probably over it now no we're not never but whatever it sucked I'm so sorry oh thank you for that it
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was kind of shitty but you know we're over now Prevail we prevailed said let's go virtual hell yeah and that was fun as
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hell it was it still is yeah still going to do it all right let's start with why
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I believe in Bigfoot and probably a bunch of other Cryptids we should be friends let's do it we are friends hell
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yeah first we have to set the scene I grew up in a Tiny Town in Southeastern Utah like less than 2,000 people most of
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the area is dry desert and red rocke the episode Red Rock but my hometown is set
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on the hillside of a random long dormant volcano damn that's [ __ ] cool so over
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7,000 F feet of mountainous elevation only 15 mil away from the canyon lands Canyon lands Canyon lands maybe the lack
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of oxygen warped my developing brain or something most of the time I loved growing up there the variety of scenery
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is amazing that's so cool it sounds like it one of my favorite childhood activities was exploring the thousands
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of canyons carved into the barren landscape I love that sentence I know my dad would study elevation Maps I
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remember him exclaiming randomly yep that's where we're going and then we would just go find an ancient in azy
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Ruins that nobody else knew about and if you ask he might take you there but he will never show you on a map where they
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are that's cool also theme cool dads cool dads that's the theme so far let me explain from an outsider perspective my
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husband's first trip to meet my parents was before we were even technically dating let's call him Jay we had
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traveled down there when our mutual friends got married which is how we met it would be a cuter story if their
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marriage had been an absolute crap Fest ending in adultery with four kids who suffered immensely as a result ass [ __ ]
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anyway Jay needed a place to stay for the reception and I offered to let him stay at my parents house we got there
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late at night so I put him on the couch in the basement he woke up on a homemade
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hodge podge of fabrics randomly sewn in Stripes over couch cushion love that we were we talking literal hot pink spandex
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next to Old Jean denim next to scratchy wool hounds tooth powed nightmare my great-grandmother made the cover for the
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couch after the original one fell apart and then my parents inherited it that's amazing staring down at his face was a
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stuffed J was a stuffed giant bulk Bull Elk Head mounted looking sideways because one
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side had a huge Rock of normal looking antlers but the other had two giant spikes what the hell there's so much
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going on here I can't even picture it chaos my dad was also peering down at him asking if he wanted to go huging
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with us your dad's great we didn't have our friends wedding festivities until later so he said sure fun fact there's a
00:26:22
saying you should always marry a girl from San Juan County because whatever you provide for her will be better than
00:26:27
what she had grown up sad but probably true [ __ ] this is Bleak amazing Dam my dad drove us out to the middle of the of
00:26:36
absolute nowhere and then pulled off the road and drove like a wild man as one does on a dirt path for another few
00:26:42
miles with no indication of why he randomly declared this was far enough we walked for a little bit before coming to
00:26:49
the cliff edge of a giant Canyon we walked along the rib for a while before my dad found the literal handholds that
00:26:55
the I hope I'm saying this right anastasi would have used we descended down to the next rim of the canyon and
00:27:01
then we walked that Rim until we found another pathway down Etc until we found ancient stone and mud dwellings that is
00:27:08
cool Jay's horrified to this day that we did this with no ropes or any kind of equip no I couldn't do that no way the
00:27:14
fact that none of my siblings fell off a cliff remains a miracle that I never appreciated until I saw it through his
00:27:20
eyes how did we survive the 80s number one truly so archaeologists don't all agree about what happened to the anas in
00:27:28
it is thought that environmental disasters combined with famine and War and disease led to them either dying off
00:27:35
fairly suddenly or migrating into larger peblo communities away from the region regardless many of their dwellings were
00:27:42
left remarkably intact they often left pots and uh greeneries and weapons and toy dolls called cachas behind I feel
00:27:51
like we might have talked about this on like on a spooky Lakes episode or something I think there's a Lake that's
00:27:59
over one of these dwellings oh I think you might be right it's starting to sound familiar to me but some of them
00:28:04
are more remote sites that still have the artifacts and it's creepy as [ __ ] sometimes I remember from an early age
00:28:09
being told that they were to be respected and left alone under no circumstances were we to take artifacts
00:28:14
home or damage them in any way unfortunately some people do take items and either sell them or just keep them
00:28:20
for their own pleasure and I hope that everyone that does steps on Lego's Barefoot every single day even after
00:28:26
their kids have long since become adults Rogue Legos in their house good or even
00:28:31
especially if they don't have kids just find rogue Legos yeah also I hope the spirits that haunt these areas are
00:28:36
pissed off enough to follow them to their home and curse them forever get it I love that my dad has all kinds of
00:28:42
stories about things following him in and out of these Canyons he talks about hearing screaming and snars and all
00:28:47
kinds of bat poo crazy stuff bat poo crazy I love that he will tell you that there are things living down there that
00:28:54
no one has seen and nobody wants to Bigfoot maybe more on that in a minute he wouldn't even tell his kids most of
00:29:00
the scariest stories but there is one he dubbed devil John that to this day I literally remember nothing except the
00:29:08
name and it scared the crap out of me as a kid I'm going to I'm going to call John that I think you should devil John
00:29:13
I know that fresh airs for dead people but I can't help myself my body just needs a really high dose of vitamin D
00:29:18
from the Sun to survive every day which is why I basically hibernate all winter and wait for the sun to come back I'm
00:29:24
like the opposite of a vampire another theme of the episode oh yeah I emerge Every Spring all desicated and gaunt as
00:29:31
a kid I would 100% go hiking by myself on the mountain early in the morning one day I was hiking down a windy bumpy road
00:29:38
we dubbed the whoop ddoo Road this goes back to the earlier days when we would have cookouts as a family and all six
00:29:45
kids would pile I knew it was going here all six kids would Pile in the back of my dad's pickup truck and he would drive
00:29:51
as fast as humanly possible to see if he could bounce one of us out how did we survive the 80s number two
00:29:59
I knew it was going there how did you know it was going there cuz that was you always were in the back of pickup trucks
00:30:04
you were little like very unsafely Drew has those memories I do not the air was clean and crisp the sun was just barely
00:30:11
peeking out over the horizon as I set out it was quiet but like Outdoors quiet like you could hear the wind in the
00:30:17
trees little furry creatures were scurrying about birds chirping you get the whole bu callic scene right well all
00:30:23
of a sudden everything just stopped I swear even the wind stopped and then out of nowhere there was a
00:30:31
horrific screeching screaming noise I've heard many kinds of animal noises growing up in the middle of nowhere but
00:30:38
this was like nothing I had ever heard before something was being slaughtered and not cleanly I don't know how long
00:30:45
the screaming lasted but I immediately decided to n myself right out of there as fast as I could but not fast enough
00:30:51
because Bigfoot or his demon mountain lion pet was following me and growling behind me what never been so terrified
00:30:59
in my entire life I don't know how I made it back to my car and off the mountain in one piece damn you said that
00:31:05
like pretty casually too yeah just like I don't know I guess Bigfoot or a demon was following me I kind of like to think
00:31:11
that Bigfoot does have a pet yeah I like that I like that fast forward a few years Jay and I moved to Washington
00:31:17
State and decided to go camping one beautiful summer we have lovingly termed this camp out the deep dark woods trip
00:31:23
we went down the slopes of Mount uh Rainer right R yeah Rainer Rainer and drove for a good long while until we
00:31:29
found a nice clearing to set up our campsite we were talking many miles into the middle of nowhere's Ville
00:31:34
quarantining before it was a thing about 20 ft from our camp trailer was the edge
00:31:40
of the forest like a good girl like a good girl a good girl scare I couldn't cut that
00:31:46
out I dug a hole for a latrine I think just inside the tree line between two down logs perfect Forest toilet or PFT
00:31:56
and then we started exploring the trees are insane in this area we only explored
00:32:00
about 50 ft inside the tree line until it was completely dark because of the dense tree cover and we couldn't see our
00:32:05
campsite anymore at all and The Vibes inside the forest just Indescribable like anything could be watching you and
00:32:13
you would never see it coming it feels like stepping into another planet it's like in Planet of the Apes when Charlton
00:32:18
hon crashes in his spaceship and assumes he's on an alien world except it isn't but whatever we walked right back out
00:32:26
and had our fun riding dirt bike and enjoying the scenery around Camp the rest of the day after dinner we roasted
00:32:31
our obligatory marshmallows and then went inside the camper to play cards until bedtime I remember Jay had to pee
00:32:37
and he just looked at me and was like I'm absolutely not going to your PFT no shame I wasn't going out there After
00:32:43
experiencing the weird Forest Vibes either soon after he got back we heard voices outside the camper it sounded
00:32:50
like normal human voices but remember we're in the middle of nowhere we purposely avoided any type of
00:32:56
civilization or camp ground and there were no flashlights or vehicles or sounds of vehicles it was just a pitch
00:33:03
black moonless night we turned all our lights off inside and just listened but the voices didn't say anything we could
00:33:09
understand I can't remember if our little kids were already asleep or if we had to hush them whoever was outside
00:33:15
walked past our camper and just kept going in the morning there was no sign that anyone had been there no Footprints
00:33:21
no signs of vehicles nothing Bigfoot and his mistress disappeared right back into
00:33:25
the forest from once they came I mean maybe they just passing through you know yeah you know to this day I'm convinced
00:33:30
that we had an encounter with Bigfoot I don't think he's scary I'm pretty certain he just wants to live his best
00:33:35
life without human Interruption honestly and don't we all yeah to which I say peace my man I get that yeah I'm Bigfoot
00:33:42
yeah people suck maybe he needs ridiculous amounts of vitamin D to live too uh these are not the only encounters
00:33:48
I've had with weird stuff in the woods but those stories are fairly mundane and more explainable by animals we know
00:33:53
exist good grief Laura Laura Laura that was cry cry Laura I think you're right I
00:34:00
think you encountered Bigfoot I think so and I think Bigfoot is just a guy who doesn't want to be around humans and for
00:34:07
that I can't blame them I can't either you know so my next one is going to be called listener tale I had to abandon my
00:34:16
home at 3:00 a.m. because a murdered woman wanted me to solve her death from beyond the grave and her demonic man who
00:34:21
terrorized me in the process whoa that's a loaded um this one says hello I'm Becca and
00:34:31
please use my name Becca Becca here's my puta fo size 14 font and in Times New Roman I don't know if it ended up being
00:34:39
double space because it nearly looked a it nearly took a blood sacrifice to get it to save so I took what I could get
00:34:45
also pictures of my kitties just because and yes you can share their cuteness should you wish to do so I love them
00:34:52
much so much oh my God I love sese kid oh my God you have some named lever and Charley I love it stop I used to love
00:34:59
that show when I was little I also love that you wrote hello Ash Elena Deb Deb Mikey and Dave wow everybody got a shout
00:35:06
out I love that I love that all right I'm going to start your puaa it says hello to my favorite spooky
00:35:13
[ __ ] my name is Becca you can absolutely use my name because I'll [ __ ] in my cat print night gown and sensible
00:35:18
sandals if I ever hear y'all read this I love sensible sandals get yourself a new
00:35:22
cat print night gown and some sensible sandals two of the names in my story will be changed just because the real
00:35:28
people are scary and I think one of them might still be alive the other piece of
00:35:32
[ __ ] died when I was a kid LOL make his crusty ass rest and distress side note
00:35:38
I'm not the best writer and I can't tell a story in a short and sweet way so bear
00:35:42
with me as I'll definitely have 68 plus grammatical errors LOL feel free to edit
00:35:47
or shorten as you please I can already hear you all saying never never I would like to start out by saying I adore you
00:35:53
both and I've never felt like I relate more to other any other podcasters Ash I am also trash and you're both my whole
00:36:00
ass spirit animals and Elena me and my man are also obsessed with ghost oh [ __ ]
00:36:05
the episode with Tobias had me squirming with excitement at my workstation um the
00:36:10
episode with Tobias also had me squirming with excitement at my workstations still does to this day so
00:36:16
glad that we could be there together thank y'all for keeping me entertained while I work these long ass 10 to 11
00:36:21
hour shifts I've been wanting to send in my story ever since I found y'all but I
00:36:26
keep getting distracted with life but I'm glad it took me a while because I have recently been spiritually blessed
00:36:31
with some new theories those are my favorite emojis that you put there little sparkles yeah well here we go
00:36:36
hold on to your butts boobs and any loose objects lying nearby because this [ __ ] is about to get wild and y'all are
00:36:41
going to be shook this my lovelies is the story of the time I was haunted terrorized and forced to abandon my home
00:36:47
at 3:00 a.m. by a potential murderer's ghost because his victim's ghost was trying to get Justice from the grave
00:36:53
upside down smiley face wait the next [ __ ] line before I start this Whopper of a story that's weird Elena has a
00:37:03
Whopper sitting right next to her I do today we got a potential sponsorship from Burger King and she said that makes
00:37:13
me want to go get a Whopper cuz I said I haven't gotten a Whopper in so long and
00:37:17
so she got one years and years I have never had a Whopper I'm so upset about that we need to change that I know I had
00:37:25
cottage cheese and fruit for lunch so which is not the same as a Whopper it's it's very very fundamentally different
00:37:31
but we're going to make her have a Whopper and also I just took a picture of my Whoppers so that you can po we can
00:37:37
post it with this episode so you can see Becca how connected we are Whoppers that
00:37:43
there's a Whopper sitting next to me as you said this is a whopp of a story that's crazy so it says I would like to
00:37:49
mention that all of the women in my family have always been extremely sensitive and intuitive when it comes to
00:37:54
spiritual supernatural beings dreams good feelings seeing loved past loved ones Etc we can walk into a room and
00:38:02
know if something bad happened there for example when I was a kid I saw my dad's
00:38:06
dad that passed a year before I was born I sat and had a full conversation with him and I still remember every detail to
00:38:13
this day wow he told me to tell my mom dad and sister that he loves them and he's okay and then said y'all be careful
00:38:19
up in those woods there are snakes up there my mom was flabbergasted my Dad cried it was a lot but a few days later
00:38:27
me my mom and my sister were up in the woods getting pine cones to make a fall wreath this was normal we've always been
00:38:33
crafty that's adorable when out of nowhere a copperhead snake is right in front of us acting like it's going to
00:38:39
strike our dog Buster rest his soul went laid down on top of this snake so we could get away from it then soon
00:38:46
followed behind us oh my God I love it that's a dog right there that's a dog although my sensitivity to Spirits has
00:38:52
always been strong it is strongest in dreams remember that for later for a little bit of back story my
00:38:57
great-grandparents had a 60 plus Acre Farm here in East Tennessee it was just minutes away from Gatlinburg and Pigeon
00:39:04
Forge long story long the deed to the farm stated that it had to stay in the family as they wanted to make sure we
00:39:10
were taken care of when it was passed down to my sister and I I'm not sure who did it but between my granny and great
00:39:16
aunt and great aunt's husband the deed was burned and the farm was sold oh that's sh then decided to take all of
00:39:23
the money aside from about $1,000 and go on lavish vacations that's [ __ ] what the hell however they did buy one
00:39:30
property with the money and that's where our Story begins I would like to add that I hold
00:39:37
no resentment for that anymore if it hadn't turned out this way I never would have met my best friend or my lovely
00:39:41
boyfriend you're a good person how things work out like that though like if one event didn't happen like so many
00:39:48
great things would have not happened yeah it's true that would have not happened The Man Who Sold them this land
00:39:53
will call him Mitch because well it rhymes with [ __ ] and that's exactly what he is SL was I don't know if he's
00:39:59
still alive or not but finger crossed for being warm food he was in on this with a man named
00:40:05
toad I'm I'm literally obsessed with that because why not Toad and Mitch toad tried to poison my granny at a cookout
00:40:13
once what the hell but with her having worked in a hospital for 29 years she knew something was wrong and made
00:40:19
herself throw up and survive that's the baddest [ __ ] behavior on the planet bad
00:40:23
[ __ ] Behavior side note I used to have recurring dreams about this house that I
00:40:27
had never seen before and I don't remember what happened in the dream but it was a very evil Place probably 10
00:40:33
years later I was with my dad and we drove past this exact house from my dreams I told him about the nightmares
00:40:39
and he was shocked he informed me that this was Toad's house not my mind anyway Mitch basically scammed them and was
00:40:46
able to con about $250,000 out of them for a maybe Halfacre piece of land with a barn on it
00:40:53
are you kidding when they realized what that was going on they threatened legal action
00:40:58
that was when he told my aunt that he was a warlock and practiced dark magic he told her that if they went no toad no
00:41:07
no toad is it I think it's Mitch who's the is it Mitch or toad who's the Warlock maybe toad I think you're right
00:41:14
he told her that if they went to the cops he had connections and that they would abduct little four-year-old me and
00:41:19
I would never see be seen again [ __ ] no it was Mitch you're right Mitch is the
00:41:24
Warlock anoun keep in mind Mitch lived two doors from this place naturally they chose to protect me thank God over the
00:41:30
lost money that's when my granny decided to convert this Old Barn into a house now a little background on this Barn it
00:41:37
had already been not only a barn but a garage a two-story Loft and a gunsmith shop this place only had two out of four
00:41:44
rooms finished downstairs sheetrock and all this may be important and I'm not sure if any of the upstairs was finished
00:41:51
it had a lot of work to be done but granny sank the rest of her money into making it a home she's a badass she
00:41:56
really is her house always creep me out but whatever I would always feel like somebody was watching me I even remember
00:42:02
seeing the silhouette of ghost cats which I love to be honest because I'm a crazy cat lady plus I've heard that this
00:42:08
is supposed to be a sign that a witch has cast a protection spell on you but don't hold me to that because I'm not
00:42:12
certain on that one anyway she fell into bad health so we moved into a nice little single wide trailer that we
00:42:18
placed on the property so my dad could take care of her as the years went by her Mobility was getting worse and she
00:42:24
couldn't get up and down her stairs anymore so we made the decision to trade houses with her oh the first few years
00:42:30
there were mostly normal with just little things happening here and there the first instance that I recall was in
00:42:36
the summer of 2012 me and my sister were home alone my dad was going to pick my mom up from work our main entrance was
00:42:42
in a tiny foyer about 6 ft from our living room you could see the 12 Light Window door from the couch where I was
00:42:49
sitting and my sister was a few feet away from me and a recliner we were doing our usual at the time watching the
00:42:55
Top 20 Countdown on cm Mt Country Music Television and sitting as close to the edge of the furniture as possible to
00:43:01
steal enough Wi-Fi from the neighbors to check our Facebook accounts iconic suddenly we heard a man talking outside
00:43:07
our front door it was loud enough to tell it was a person but we couldn't understand what he was saying I looked
00:43:12
out the window from my perch on the couch and there wasn't anybody there so we called our dad to see if maybe he was
00:43:17
home and just out of your ey shot he assured us that he and Mom were about 15 minutes away so panicked we grabbed the
00:43:24
dog and ran upstairs to lock ourselves in Mom and Dad's extremely creepy bedroom to wait for them thinking it was
00:43:29
an intruder keep in mind all the doors were locked and we left the TV remote on the coffee table all of a sudden we hear
00:43:36
the TV volume turn all the way up no oh I'll never for oh my God this is a nightmare to me I'll never forget it was
00:43:47
blaring Blake Shelton oh even worse nightmare nightmare nightmare we were terrified honestly I don't blame
00:43:56
you and just sat there as quiet as possible trying not to [ __ ] ourselves a few minutes go by and then the TV volume
00:44:03
slowly starts turning all the way down I would be like thank you I'm trying to think of a song that
00:44:09
Blake Shelton sings Just oh you be my horny Circle I'll be a hor just full blast because everyone
00:44:20
goes through a phase at least once except for you where they like for say everybody no
00:44:27
but yeah that's rough Mikey actually Mikey is literally like melting into a puddle of real country phase in high
00:44:36
school that's really upsetting it is I know I don't like to talk about it yeah it's it's a dark past that everybody you
00:44:41
be my summer day ew I know I'm sorry if you love country out there like love what you love like that's okay I'm not
00:44:48
saying you're gross I'm saying I literally hate country music but go you are allowed to love country mus golf
00:44:55
like love what you love I'll support you even though I just said you T she doesn't support me she supports
00:45:03
you but I support you guys but finally we pulled ourselves together once we found out our parents had just pulled
00:45:09
into the driveway we decided to go back downstairs the TV was turned completely off the remote hadn't been moved and all
00:45:16
of the doors were still locked we called our mom and she said she had been sitting in the truck in the driveway
00:45:22
while Dad took some supplies into my Granny's house she said she had been watching the front door the whole time
00:45:27
and at one point she had seen a dark shadow figure standing on our walkway right in front of our main door the next
00:45:32
instance I was home alone my sister was still shaken up by the first incident so
00:45:37
she went with my dad to pick up my mom on this day our kitchen was upstairs right next to Mom and Dad's creepy
00:45:42
bedroom and I decided to go make a sandwich he loves a sandwich yeah you know now I was still scared shitless you
00:45:48
know I saw brief little side note cuz I just think this is a Genius answer I saw
00:45:52
Ryan Gosling on I think it was the um Steven Co Bear's show yeah and he said what is your favorite
00:45:59
sandwich and he answered ice cream and I was like that's a Genius answer and I would have thought of that
00:46:05
I would have never thought that I just think that's a good answer and I just needed to say that I like that that is
00:46:10
your answer isn't it CU I agree ice cream turkey and cheese ice cream sandwich hell yeah but the cook cookie
00:46:17
witch one oh yeah yeah the two cookies like hell a chip witch chip witch that's what it is Cookie witch I was like not
00:46:24
exactly I want to be a cookie witch that's what want to be want to be or R yeah now I was still scared shitless but
00:46:30
a [ __ ] was stabing in my best Boston accent which is bad because my accent is Southern to the core I love that I love
00:46:37
that you did that so I grabbed our little chy named Buford I'm sorry I can we all just have
00:46:43
a moment for Buford the chy I love that is that a chihuahua yorkie Buford I'm obsessed with that I love Buford
00:46:52
literally obsessed I love and headed upstairs to make a sandwich I had him in one hand and was spreading my mustard
00:46:58
with the other hand ion I need to add for context that it was still summer and it was always blazing hot upstairs but
00:47:04
as I was standing there I suddenly felt even more uneasy right then I felt an ice cold breeze whoos past me out of my
00:47:10
mom and dad's room which is creepy Buford is trembling at this point and all of a sudden right in my ear was the
00:47:18
creepiest most demonic sounding laugh no when I tell y'all my fat ass has never ran that fast in my life I was
00:47:28
missing steps just gliding I ran outside and sat to wait for the rest of my family to get home after that I didn't
00:47:36
stay there by myself anymore I do not blame you no my feet wouldn't have touched the floor yeah I would just I
00:47:42
would have gone into orbit I think I would have cool-aid man out the front door don't even waste time trying to
00:47:47
open it just oh yeah I'm out yeah now now we get to October of that year this is when things start getting really
00:47:55
spicy as [ __ ] because the veil gets so much thinner that's right oh I miss it I
00:47:59
need October I know my sister's birthday is October 9th so it's spooky but like Diet spooky you dig anyway my former
00:48:06
tattoo artist Uncle gifted her very first tattoo to her for the birth anniversary of it all LOL we had just
00:48:13
got back it was about 11:00 at night and she was sitting outside in her Jeep still talking on the phone with her
00:48:18
bestie that's when she started seeing a dark figure darting back and forth around the back of her Jeep mom was
00:48:25
upstairs and my dad were sitting there watching TV when she comes running in the door she was convinced that we were
00:48:31
trying to play some silly trick on her to scare her but no we hadn't moved since we got home that night I got a
00:48:37
random voicemail I had no Miss calls and when I got my voicemail it didn't read off a phone number or the time in which
00:48:43
the voicemail was left flip phones in 2012 ick yck this voicemail was and still is the most horrifying thing I've
00:48:52
ever heard it was loud in the background like a roaring noise and then in the most demonic voice I've ever heard it
00:48:59
screeched I'll kill you oh the voem mail ended wared so it was like I'll kill you probably a little different though
00:49:11
but no that was demonic it like demonic light light wait let me let me try I'll kill you how's
00:49:22
that how is that that was just fun if you got that on your voem smell you'd be like that was fun that was just
00:49:32
that's just good fun that was just good fun yeah yeah to that fun that actually hurt my throat so bad
00:49:42
I didn't even practice that in my head or anything oh my God I'm screaming I am screaming so the voicemail ends after
00:49:50
that and and she said that was just good fun that was just good fun sorry that reminds me of a Parent Trap
00:49:59
when she's like you can call me Miss Vicky see it's just good fun so my dad listened to it and immediately went pale
00:50:10
he called 911 so it wasn't just good fun hello officer I'd love to report some good fun good fun although the officers
00:50:18
also looked horrified and pale listening to it they couldn't trace the call and basically chocked it up to a prank call
00:50:24
brought on by it being so close to Halloween like thank you so much for your help thank you so much I'm so glad
00:50:29
you're getting paid for this appreciate it around this time I had started having
00:50:32
horrible nightmares about this man and woman i' had never seen these two before in my life and their features never
00:50:38
changed they look like they were probably in their late 20s the man was probably between 510 and
00:50:44
sixish Brown shaggy hair kind of in a combover style looking 70s as [ __ ] we love the woman was also tallish maybe
00:50:52
5'9 510 is I'm 5'2 so everyone's tall than me you're taller than Alena I hear that you're taller than me anyway she
00:51:00
had bleach blonde hair and looked to be about 8 to 9 months pregnant in a white shirt and jeans they both gave me late
00:51:07
7s early 80 early 80s Vibes in my first Dream I'm walking through a wooded area when I get to this tree there's a
00:51:13
digital camera and a brown leather purse please remember this purse noted I pick
00:51:18
it up and I'm trying to turn on the camera when I hear a noise I look up and see this pregnant woman hanging from the
00:51:23
tree oh my God still alive screaming and fighting she was trying to get my attention to help her because she hadn't
00:51:30
done this herself her man had I was trying to get up the small embankment when I started sinking into the mud and
00:51:36
couldn't move it was like quicksand almost that's when this scary man who was her boyfriend fiance husband I don't
00:51:43
know ran up with some crazy eyes like he was going to get me she was still screaming and fighting when I woke up
00:51:48
partially numb and in a cold sweat that is hard I could feel something watching me in my room it felt like a male spirit
00:51:56
Diamond I was too scared to look but I managed to catch a glimpse of the clock it was 3:00 a.m. of course of course it
00:52:03
was the second nightmare came a few days later in my dream I walked into my living room which was technically the
00:52:09
basement there was no furniture or anything in this room there was a plastic draping the walls as if it was
00:52:14
under construction in the direct center of the room the same woman is hanging in
00:52:18
the middle of the room she's still alive and screaming once again for my help and
00:52:23
was saying again that he had done this to her at this point I'm standing at the entrance of the foyer where the 12 Light
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Window door is that I mentioned earlier and I could hear him come in the door then my dream ended and I woke up once
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again before I could get to save her as I woke up I felt that familiar but terrifying male entity watching me like
00:52:42
the first time and again looked at the clock it was 3:00 a.m. by the time I had the second dream
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I was so terrified that I went and told my mom because there's no way that it's a coincidence that I've dreamed about
00:52:53
the murder of a woman I've never met twice now once I explained the dreams she went pale she said you need to go
00:53:00
talk to your granny immediately what so she went with me and when we got across the yard to my granny's my mom asked her
00:53:06
to tell me what she found when she got to the house for the first time after buying it she was like well there wasn't
00:53:12
a whole lot of anything really except for a purse a purse a leather purse a brown leather purse I went numb she
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continued yeah when I walked into the basement that day the room was completely empty except for a brown
00:53:25
leather purse in the floor in the on the floor in the center of the room oh that's so creepy I looked in it and
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found Li woman's license cards all her belongings were still in it I didn't know how to get a hold of the couple so
00:53:38
I threw it away my brain screamed wait granny what couple what why did you throw it away she then told me she
00:53:47
hadn't met them but it was a young couple maybe late 20s he had Shaggy brown hair and she was bleach blonde and
00:53:52
like eight or nine months pregnant when I tell y'all I went went through the five stages of grief in that moment Dave
00:53:59
gr himself could have walked up and slapped me across the face and I wouldn't have noticed and that's a big
00:54:04
deal because I'm obsessed with him I just love that like Dave [ __ ] Groll and then you're like by the way
00:54:12
I'm by the way I'm obsessed with and honestly great taste in humans Dave girl is supposed to be like one of the
00:54:19
coolest humans I've always heard that yeah around this same time a lady that my mom worked worked with approached her
00:54:25
one day she said she had a dream about us that was strange mom hadn't told anybody about what was going on with my
00:54:31
dreams but this lady told Mom that in her dream she was at our house for dinner but she said it was weird because
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the living room was downstairs and that the kitchen bedrooms and bathroom were all upstairs this woman described our
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house to a tea and had never even set foot on our property mom told her that's exactly how it's laid out and she was
00:54:48
shocked she then continued to say there was a man and woman there and she got really bad vibes from the man she
00:54:55
described him him as having Brown shaggy hair around 510 6 feet and had this overbearing intensity definitely 510 she
00:55:04
described it absolutely he did not hit 6 she described that the woman who was around 5'9 510 had bleach blonde hair
00:55:12
and was about 8 or 9 months pregnant y'all I started balling when my mom told me this oh my God this poor woman was
00:55:19
trying to get Justice from the grave and knew she could reach me in my dreams and
00:55:23
apparently in random co-workers dreams too I immediately went into detective mode and started researching everything
00:55:29
I could property records only show as far back as my granny it says she built it in 1989 my granny didn't build this
00:55:36
place she bought it partially redone and that wasn't until 2000 after my great-grandfather passed this whole part
00:55:42
is Shady to me how could it say that when she didn't even know about the property until 2000 also you want to
00:55:48
know what rooms were already finished when she showed up that first day the living room the foyer and the side room
00:55:53
beside them the same rooms that were under construction in my second dream oh that's weird that is weird to this day
00:55:59
aside from the upstairs those are the only finished rooms downstairs there are two more side rooms that are just
00:56:05
Rafters and dirt floors we didn't use those after we found an old creepy wedding dress in there shut the [ __ ] up
00:56:12
I promise I'm getting to the crescendo don't worry this has been riveting yeah I started researching more and more
00:56:19
searching property records and missing persons anything the more and more I searched the male entity started
00:56:24
escalating I was waking up with scratches and bruises I'm clumsy so we chocked it up to that but it got worse I
00:56:31
was terrified to sleep I was waking up at 3:00 a.m. every night feeling that heavy presence of Otherworldly eyes
00:56:37
burning into my comforter as it covered my head I would wake up feeling paralyzed I even got to a point where I
00:56:42
was sleeping in my sister's bed that was normal she had a big bed and she's my bestie and knocking myself out with
00:56:48
benad dril and making sure I went to sleep before her still 3:00 a.m. every night I would wake up and it was
00:56:54
escalating and it was happening very fast fast one week before Halloween I did my nightly routine pee pop renad
00:57:00
drill go to sleep as fast as I could at 3:00 a.m. I sat straight up in bed and had this Beyond overwhelming feeling of
00:57:07
sadness I was uncontrollably sobbing and I didn't know why all while simultaneously having the worst and most
00:57:15
excruciating stomach cramps of my life I can only describe them as what I've heard about labor pains I'm just the
00:57:22
cool childless aunt for now what what I was sobbing so loud I woke my sister up she knew what was going on at this point
00:57:29
so it terrified her she couldn't wake me up I remember her screaming for mom mom
00:57:34
came in there and was violently shaking me trying to get me to snap out of it this wasn't me I couldn't control myself
00:57:40
I looked behind her as she's yelling in my face and crying and I see it the dark
00:57:45
brown shadow figure is standing at the door behind her watching this all go down finally I snapped out of it and I
00:57:51
was shaking more than I ever had before I told my mom I couldn't live there anymore that night at 3: in the morning
00:57:57
my sister and I moved to our M mama and Pap house oh is it m m and Pap uh about 4 minutes away my mom and dad stayed for
00:58:08
another week before they followed they were asleep in bed one night when Mom suddenly snapped awake feeling like an
00:58:13
elephant was sitting on her chest she's a heavy sleeper so this was extra strange a little dog was right beside
00:58:19
her growling at something and she couldn't move what she felt paralyzed she opened her mouth to scream for Dad
00:58:25
and nothing would come out she said it was so cold and then she heard the same demonic man's laugh that I heard in her
00:58:31
door in their doorway while making my sandwich that day it finally released her and that's when they left to all of
00:58:38
their stuff our stuff was left we've gone in there a handful of times during the day to get important stuff but we
00:58:43
won't step foot on that property at night my dad lives in the trailer now as they divorced almost 5 years after this
00:58:50
the old house has been ransacked and it's falling apart of the seams I I've researched it on and off for years
00:58:55
trying to find this woman and I still can't figure it out now to the theories we've always felt like she was buried on
00:59:01
the property because she still haunts the place too before all this happened I remember one of my childhood best
00:59:06
friends claimed sister rest in peace my sweet angel oh I'm sorry I know I'm sorry saying that she saw a blonde woman
00:59:12
in white at the top of the stairs she's always trying to scare us so we brushed it off I wish we had taken it seriously
00:59:18
now as she passed away on June 1st 2015 and only 17 years old only 19 days before her 18th birthday I won't get
00:59:26
into all that though though or I'll cry oh I'm sorry anyway we've always wondered if he had buried her under the
00:59:33
concrete because the pavement next to the garage entrance was poured separately and has something written in
00:59:37
the corner that we can't make out oh that's creepy but I remembered something yesterday that makes me think otherwise
00:59:43
when I was a kid I had a recurring dream about this little girl it was always in
00:59:47
the foyer of the house you know the one with the 12 Light Window door in this dream she was stuck inside of the wall
00:59:53
and she herself wasn't scary but she would would always quietly ask me to help her what I never understood this
00:59:59
dream but it was scary it flooded back to my memory yesterday and I feel deeply that since I was a child while dreaming
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this that this woman was coming to me in my dreams as a child to not scare me as
01:00:10
much oh [ __ ] now we truly I'm getting full chills I am too they're like literally staying yeah now we truly feel
01:00:17
like she could be in the walls of either the living room the foyer or the one side room that was finished when my
01:00:23
granny got there my suspicions go closer to the living room because in that second dream the walls were covered in
01:00:28
plastic like they were in the process of being finished maybe he hanged her she dropped her purse then he put her in the
01:00:34
wall and sealed it up eventually we want to tear out the sheetrock and see if we
01:00:39
can find her that would be terrifying but her and I both need resolution we don't have any answers yet but it all
01:00:44
feels like little pieces are coming together over 10 years later one day I'll figure out her name and hopefully
01:00:50
give her peace once and for all thank you so much for reading and I'm so sorry that this is so so long but there are so
01:00:56
many important details no don't apologize this was [ __ ] wild riveting I love y'all so much and I'll be so
01:01:03
excited if I ever hear this on the podcast shout out to my newly claimed sister Amber who has always been
01:01:08
obsessing over this story ever since I told her and has been researching like a mad man lol keep it weird y'all but not
01:01:14
so weird that take it away ash oh my God I don't even know not so weird that you
01:01:19
don't tear down that [ __ ] living room and sheetrock because we need to find out we need an update to this story
01:01:26
also you are absolutely adorable you have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen I know like holy hell girl Becca like
01:01:35
your eyes are outrageous they're so blue you guys are so cute I can't handle I love you guys you're a beautiful couple
01:01:42
you really are your mans has Dave girl Vibes he does have Dave gr Vibes so good for you girl got them I look got him got
01:01:50
and your cats are so cute Becca that was a story that was crazy that was wild all
01:01:58
right this tale is one of Carnage a delicious Just Desserts and haunting spooky feelings felt to this day to
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start this story has 26 different versions whoa all the information that is in this tale can be found on the pig
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farm murder of 1887 by Karen field who married into the field family descendants of Lily Fields oh wow and
01:02:17
Clifford nutson it's important for field that the full story be known instead of
01:02:22
the 26 different versions field is quoted as saying we wanted to make sure people knew the story behind it it's not
01:02:27
just a ghost story it's not just a haunted pig farm it's a story about how a family came to rural Minnesota and how
01:02:33
the family experienced tragedy after tragedy a I love when you guys focus on the victim first so that's where we'll
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start it's May of 1887 and lilyfield is a young 16-year-old woman who was growing up on her family farm in St Olaf
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Township located uh in otter tale County Minnesota P.S you guys just recently covered a listener tale that took place
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in Fergus Falls Minnesota this tale takes place just a few miles from what Fergus Falls is now sorry for the
01:02:59
squirrel moment just wanted to represent for my fellow Fergus Falls listeners I love that back to Lily she was the
01:03:05
daughter of Mrs Alex field you're reading that right Mrs Alex field just nine months before Lily's atrocious
01:03:11
slaying her father had committed suicide the field family was unfortunately familiar with loss before Mrs field had
01:03:17
lost Lily's older sister in the process of child birth on the morning of May 28th 1887 Lily was left home with her
01:03:24
little brother Charles while her mother into town Lily Charles and a hired farmand by the name of Nells Olsen Hong
01:03:30
were starting with morning chores Nells pulled Charles aside and asked him to run to the neighbor's Farm about a mile
01:03:36
away to drop off a shovel Charles did as he was told and got on his way with the
01:03:40
scoop shovel it is reported that Nells was in love with Lily and had been pursuing her for quite some time however
01:03:47
Lily was not in love with Nells and did not appreciate the attention he was giving her after Charles made his way to
01:03:53
the neighbor's house it was assumed that Nells and Lily were to finish the morning chores Lily was in the house
01:03:58
attending to chores while Nells was finishing up in the barn however Nells had other plans he was back on his
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[ __ ] of I'm going to use modern day terms cuz in 1887 the local paper was all about patronizing women mhm
01:04:11
harassing Lily the local newspapers report Lily was not one to take Nell's harassment or [ __ ] let me just say as
01:04:18
you should Queen insert clapping clapping hands Emoji Nells was around 28 years old in 1887 and was described by
01:04:25
local new newspapers as a 5'7 130 lb man with somewhat stoop shoulders and dark hair so he has bad posture is what
01:04:32
you're saying Nells later admitted that a squabble broke out between him and Lily this squabble would lead to The
01:04:38
Disappearance of both Lily and Nels these disappearances were not immediately alarming to Mrs field or
01:04:44
Charles Nells was done with his work for the day by the time Charles and his mother had returned and Lily would
01:04:49
normally spend the night at a neighbor's house to spend time with a girlfriend it
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wasn't until the next morning May 29th 18 87 that suspicion started Rising Nels had not shown up for work and Lily had
01:05:00
not returned from the neighbor's house for morning chores Charles was worried and but started attending to the farm
01:05:06
chores he was walking out to the pig pen to feed and was met with his sister's nude mutilated slain and partially eaten
01:05:13
body holy [ __ ] that's so intense that's horrifying Lily was quote unquote begrimed in dirt and found without a
01:05:20
single piece of clothing on her body her throat along with her principal veins and arteries severed completely this
01:05:27
horrendous finding was brought to the attention of Mrs field who alerted local sheriffs it wasn't until the evening of
01:05:33
May 29th 1887 that Nells was found in the nearby town of Wendell Minnesota attempting to flee Minneapolis uh to
01:05:41
Minneapolis Minnesota Nells was apprehended and taken to the Fergus Falls jail for holding Justice could
01:05:47
have been served by lynching if the sheriff Alonzo brandenberg hadn't shown up to stop the mob World traveled fast
01:05:53
in the 1880s while Nells was being held Lily was laid to rest by her family members along with community members
01:06:00
from the pig farm murder of 1887 by Karen field and Clifford nutson nutson noted I feel confident we know where she
01:06:07
is buried within a 15 by 20 foot it's straight west of Ashby Minesota and is very close to Fort Palm
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deter while Lily's family was laying her to rest Nells was awaiting trial and gushing to local sheriff's reporters and
01:06:21
inmates about Lily and what had transpired on the morning of May 20 May 28 1887 he's gross [ __ ] you Nails this
01:06:29
sick [ __ ] would go into detail about what he had done and later retract statements he had previously made
01:06:35
eventually Nels confessed and is quoted by saying that I came in and found Lily washing I asked her for some tea but she
01:06:42
refused to get any I asked for her picture but she refused that request also we quarreled and Lily picked up a
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butcher knife and told me to get out while moving towards me I had a jack knife in my hand from cleaning my pipe I
01:06:53
struck at Lily with the knife and stabed stabbed her in the front part of her throat my God she clutched her neck ran
01:06:59
out of the house and fell I stabbed her again carried her to the hog lot and went to the lake to wash off the blood
01:07:05
from my hands after this I left the farm you're a pie [ __ ] matter of a fact just
01:07:11
yep I stabbed her in the throat yeah she was like no I won't make you tea and no
01:07:15
you can't have my picture and he's like I'll just stab you in the throat then like yeah okay yeah eventually Nels had
01:07:21
a trial that quote unquote went quickly where he was convicted of murder and sentenced to hang remember when I said
01:07:27
this guy was a sick [ __ ] well as if detailing his crimes to fellow inmates was enough this [ __ ] had the audacity
01:07:34
to have a petition signed by community members asking for clemency oh [ __ ] you
01:07:39
Nells was then examined by two Physicians who found him to be of sane mind less than a year after Lily slaying
01:07:44
William Rush Mariam governor of Minnesota signed his death warrant and Nels was set to hang on April 13th 1888
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scaffolding was quote unquote erected at the southeast corner of the jail along with a high fence that did not allow for
01:07:58
spectators on April 13th 1888 at 1:30 p.m. a minister entered Nel cell at 1:45 p.m. Sheriff Alonzo Brandenburg arrived
01:08:08
and said Nells the time has come to do my duty Nels was handcuff and read his death warrant on the way to the
01:08:13
scaffolding before climbing the scaffolding the sheriff said stand up like a man Nells I love it once Nells
01:08:20
was in play Sheriff Brandenburg looked at him and said be a man Nells and pulled The Executioner's lover what a
01:08:25
last thing to say I know it's wild later that day The Daily Journal reported for
01:08:30
the first time in the history of Ottertail County a murderer has paid the penalty of his crime damn might I just
01:08:36
add hell [ __ ] right he did after 11 and a half minutes Nell's pulse was not detectable damn it's a long time long
01:08:42
time his heart stopped after 20 minutes when Physicians pronounced him uh Nels Olsen Hong dead Nels is compared by
01:08:50
authors as a contemporary Jack the Ripper however I would disagree and say he's more of a distant Willy pick in
01:08:55
love child that's literally what I was thinking I agree the pig farm otherwise known as the ghost farm is a hot spot
01:09:01
for teenagers and paranormal Seekers to visit at night from my family members reports upon pulling up to the abandoned
01:09:07
Farm site their cars would stall you could hear squealing of pigs screams of a young woman and blood curdling screams
01:09:13
of a mother rising in grief it's rumored that in the late 1970s a serious Seance
01:09:18
quote unquote was conducted at the farm to summon lilyfield I love that it wasn't a silly goof goofy Seance it was
01:09:25
a ser don't come if you're looking for Laughs because this is a serious [ __ ] Seance
01:09:30
leave your silly goose business behind upon asking for Lily to show a sign that she was present all the wildlife Birds
01:09:36
insects and frogs became silent it has also been reported that a dim candle light carried by a woman has been seen
01:09:43
moving in the swampy area south of the demolished Farmhouse that's so chilly I love that approaching the woman carrying
01:09:49
the candle light results in the woman and the candle light distancing herself from the visitors good for her but
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listen here if I were in Lily shoes I would run the hell away from anyone trying to approach me too absolutely I
01:10:00
would yep and you can be damn sure that I would scream my [ __ ] head off if teenage middle-aged Man Came onto my
01:10:06
farm site yeah she's probably like who the [ __ ] are you what are you going to do yeah like what and those patronizing
01:10:11
newspaper articles about me would be a not would be non-existent because Lily was a 16-year-old badass woman that
01:10:16
fought like hell to keep a 28-year-old man off of her hell yeah she was oof that was a doozy this one was for my mom
01:10:23
since that last listener tale from Fergus Falls didn't even write something juicy in like the pig farm murder take
01:10:28
it and that was a quote take it away Ash and Elina my mom sister and I love you both should take it easy oh take it easy
01:10:35
I was like take it away I don't know what to say like do work and she's like take it easy she's like no like calm
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down there's there's our uh our go-to work oh man that was wild that what a what an old timey tale for the ages I
01:10:49
know [ __ ] Nils man [ __ ] Nils what a sad story just because she was like yeah
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don't like you he was like oh okay let me stab you in the throat she literally was like no I won't make you tea and no
01:11:01
you can't have my picture and he was like murder I guess ridiculous also she was so pretty she really was sad she was
01:11:09
gorgeous oh and he was not he was not so I get it oh he has a creepy must he he's
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a worm with a mustache he is a worm with a mustache [ __ ] you Nails all right everybody those were some good ass
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