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Hey weirdos. I'm Ash. >> And I'm Elena. >> And this is Morbid. [Music] Guys, it's Friday, August 8th, when we
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record this. And portal energy. I have had the best [ __ ] week this week. >> No, same.
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>> It's been an iconic week. >> I missed you. >> I missed We were away from each other.
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>> You guys as well >> and we missed them. >> Yeah. And I I was including Mikey as
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well. >> Yeah, you missed all of us. I was like, we haven't really been away from the
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listener. >> No, I I missed both of you. >> Yeah, I missed both of you, too. It was
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horrible. >> Mikey's giving the Taylor Swift heart. >> He said, "Here you go." But it wasn't
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horrible. It was horrible to be away from my my friends and family. Yeah, it was so nice.
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>> Yeah, it was a a very nice week. I mean, like right Monday, it was like boom.
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>> Yeah. >> I just woke up to like the most beautiful day. >> Yeah, it really it was a great day.
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>> It was. >> And I got to hang out with my family all week and it was just lovely.
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>> It was great. >> Yeah, it was like a very refreshing week. >> It really was. And I did cry because I
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love my dog so much this week >> because we were off this past week and I was just looking down at her and I I was
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like, "Does she understand that I have to go back to work?" And I just I really started like ask Drew. I started like
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cry crying. >> That's wild. >> I think I'm PMSing. But but she's so beautiful and I just want her to know
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that even though I have to work, I love her. >> Yeah. >> You know, so she will. >> That's Drew said that. He said she
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Yeah, as long as you're kind to them, they get it. >> I'm so kind to her. >> Yeah, exactly.
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>> I'm like wicked kind to her. >> Yeah. >> But yeah, I think it's been a good week.
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We got a lot of cool Oh, you guys sold out the [ __ ] Wilbur >> insane >> show in a matter of minutes.
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>> We got that news today in my head. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Sporadically combusted. >> Yeah,
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>> I lost my mind. >> Truly. And you know, we're looking into ways that we can the people who didn't
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get tickets because a lot of you have been messaging us or you know, commenting or anything. Um, and even
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people we knew we know in like life are like get tickets. >> And so like you guys are rad as [ __ ] for
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doing that. But um, we're looking into ways to make it so that you can all hopefully make it to a show. So
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>> you know, >> like we'll see. We'll see. We'll let you know as soon as we know.
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>> Not a tour. We're not doing a tour. >> Yeah, it's going to be fun. I'm excited.
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We have a lot of good ideas up our sleeves for this show. >> This is going to be
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>> It's going to be fun. And maybe another show in the future. >> Maybe. >> I don't know. Who knows?
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>> I don't know. Who can be sure? Not me. You know, who can be sure? >> Not I. >> Um, it's going to be fun. And yeah,
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>> I was I was going to say I was going to say I have the Unlikely story book event
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coming up, but like by the time this comes out that far past happening. It was great.
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>> I bet you had fun. >> I bet I had so much fun. >> I had fun. >> You know what? I think this is uh the
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last few episodes that we will be doing that. >> So, there's that. We'll be far into the past anymore.
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>> Yay. Isn't that going to be great, you guys? We're [ __ ] excited. And thank you for being excited for us.
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>> Yeah, you guys have that when we announced that we, you know, found a home at Sirius, you guys were
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unbelievably incredible. Like that the response was >> wild. It was like beyond my
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expectations. >> Thanks for being so with us. >> We love you. And everybody was saying
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like we were deserving and like I saw so many people being like I've been here for like the full eight years which is
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this is my longest career. >> Yeah. That's crazy. >> Eight years. >> Eight years.
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>> I can't believe I don't think we're at eight right now. We're going into the We're in the eighth year.
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>> Exactly. >> Which is just crazy. But I've se I've saw Hello. I've seen so many I seen I
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saw >> I see >> I see I saw the people I've seen so many people say that they've been here since
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the beginning and like they just love watching us succeed which I was like that's really nice.
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>> We're very excited for the future and interesting enough our last episode was
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big 700. That's crazy. And we we weren't super in the mood to celebrate it at that point
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but 701 we're ready. Here we go. >> 701. >> Uh, so that's crazy. That's a lot of
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episodes. >> Yeah, it's insane. >> It's a lot of [ __ ] episodes. >> It's insane, Madison.
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>> It's insane, Madison. >> Um, I've been re-watching all those things like Southern Charm and all that
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[ __ ] and it is a trip. >> Yeah, it really is. >> It's a trip. Oh, also, >> what?
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>> Uh, we'll get into it. Don't worry. This is a spooky episode. We're going to be
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talking about dangerous spooky games. We're also like in a celebratory mood, so it's super loosey goosey. We're
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coming off a week off, so we're like silly. >> Well, we're coming off of that scorecard
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killer, >> which >> holy hell, >> we need we need a little loose goose moment. >> Yeah, I need a little loose goose
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moment. Um, and so I this out of nowhere I heard this is such a weird way to connect to this as well.
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>> I heard the girls were watching something. >> Okay. >> And it had good vibrations in it from
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the Beach Boys. Yeah, banger. >> And for some reason when I heard that I was like, why? Where have I heard that
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song in like a movie? And then I was like, oh, >> has it never been kissed? >> The catfish movie.
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>> It opens up with that like child chorus singing Good Vibrations. >> One thing about me is I [ __ ] hate
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child. >> Well, the thing is I was like, "Holy [ __ ] I haven't watched the catfish
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movie." >> It rewatched it. >> It's just as good as it did the first time. >> I rewatched it. I went through like this
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period in CO where I would stay up until like 3:00 a.m. like all the time and just like sleep all day.
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>> I rewatched it during CO at like 3:00 a.m. >> That [ __ ] was genuinely scary.
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>> Yeah, it's it's very uh >> it's [ __ ] up. >> It is. And when you rewatch it, you're
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just like, whoa. >> I got to rewatch that. >> Like 15 profiles she was using or something like that.
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>> And they were all like family. >> Yeah. They were all interacting with each other
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>> like and then I I'm sorry. This this movie is just if you haven't watched the
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original Catfish movie from like 2008, >> you got to >> I'm telling you. And I remember when we
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used to live with like all of our friends in that apartment near Boston. We uh we rented this movie when it came
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out >> and we were Yeah. We we got it to watch, but we we had no idea what it was about
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because at that point catfishing was not a thing. >> No, the movie made it a thing.
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>> That made it a thing. And so like we didn't know what it was about and it was
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kind of almost build to us as like a horror movie. It like a found footage horror movie. So while we were watching
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it >> think he's going to die. No, he literally when he shows up at the farm, like when all three of them show up at
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the farm in the middle of the night, >> I remember John being like, "Oh, it's about to pop off here." Like he was
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like, "This guy's going to die." And then it was like, >> and it it does pop off,
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>> but in a way different way. >> Not in the way you expect. You know what, too? It's also a very sad movie.
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>> Oh, it's so sad. >> Yeah, it is. It's I'm telling if you haven't watched it, it's an incredible
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watch. Yeah. >> I like I I know nothing after that. I just remember that movie really having a
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certain vibe. >> Yeah. >> And it was really interesting to rewatch. So that's just where I'm at
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right now. >> Do you know what I watched the other day? You've probably never seen it.
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>> You know how we were talking about romcoms the other day? I said to Drew, I go, "I really want to watch a romcom."
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And I love um Everything Iconic with Danny Pelgro and his favorite movie is You've Got Mail. Have you ever seen that
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movie? >> You shouldn't. I know that movie. You shouldn't. Have you seen it, Mikey?
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>> No. >> Is it Tom Hanks and >> Yeah. And Me Ryan? >> Me Ryan. >> It's [ __ ] awful.
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>> Yeah, I'm sure it is. >> It's like infidelity from the start, which I was like immediately pissed off.
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>> A lot of romcoms are kind of based on infidelity or the idea of infidelity. >> Yeah. When you really think about it,
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they actually are. >> That's why I'm not a huge >> tease me out. >> Yeah. >> And then the end is kind of stupid in my
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opinion. >> Damn. >> So, if you've ever seen You've Got Mail, I need to know if you agree with me. And
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if you haven't seen it, well, just agree with me. If not, if if you don't agree with me, don't tell me.
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>> Only agree with me. >> I'm in a happy place, okay? Just agree with me. But if you haven't seen it,
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don't don't watch it. >> I'm here to kill their careers right now. Movies from like 1994.
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>> Here's the thing. Parts of it are really cute. And I was at first I was like,
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"Oh, okay." Like, oh. And then it just progressively fell off. I feel like infidelity is kind of just
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like everyone's like, "Isn't it so cute?" >> Yeah. No, it's not. >> It's not. It's not.
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>> Um, but yeah, those are our uh movie recommendations >> and non recommendations.
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The [ __ ] catfish movie. >> It's my good good feeling watch. I'm like, go watch this. It's such a
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comforting movie. >> I don't know what to tell you to watch. It's definitely Oh, wait. I wish you had
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seen any bit of it. Has anybody watched Haunting Wives? >> Has anybody wa I need you to watch Elena
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like a couple of Tik Tok? No, no, no. Not the TV show. I need you to do this. At least watch a couple of Tik Tok
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clips. >> It's insane. >> I can do that. >> It's insanity. And I think I need to
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finish it cuz I need to know who murdered who and whatnot. >> Wa. >> But like, no, that's the thing. There's
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like a murder as part of it. Not even a spoiler. >> Don't worry. But I mean, I'm not
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worried. >> Don't worry. But it's in. No, it's just insane. So, if you're watching it, let
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me know. >> Holy [ __ ] And that's recommendations with Ash and Elena. >> It is.
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>> All I offered was the Catfish movie from 2008. >> I'm sure you've got more. >> I do. I'll give some more. Um, yeah.
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>> So, there's that. And now we're going to talk about dangerous games that you should never play.
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>> Yeah. Spooky ass games. And I feel like always, um, I got these from like a few
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different places. Mine. >> Yeah. But there's this one website that I highly encourage you to go to and buy
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the book. >> Is it Ghost in My Machine? >> Ghost in My Machine. Um, they get their
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information from a variety of sources. The The book is amazing. It's a book on dangerous games. Uh, you can get it
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through that website or like on, you know, you can get it at any bookstore. But highly recommend it.
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>> Very fascinating. We'll link it all again just so you guys can make sure to go to that website cuz they have
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hundreds >> Yeah. >> and hundreds of entries, all kinds of cool like legends and stuff. It's just a
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really interesting read. So, I just wanted to start out by like sending you there.
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>> No, it's fun. She'll tell you like the history of things and where they came from and like what the objective is. She
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goes really far into it. I think >> is it Lucia? >> I think Yeah. Yeah, it is Lucia.
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>> It is. Yeah. And she's just like really good. >> I got some of my information from there,
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too. >> Yeah. So, solid shout out. >> Another recommendation. >> See, Alina's are more in line with the
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show. Mine are all over the place, but that's akin to sense. Yeah. >> Uh, do you want to go first?
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>> I'll go first. >> Do you want to go like back and forth? >> Yeah, let's do that. Ping pong.
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>> So, the first one that I saw that was very interesting was called, "Is anyone
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there?" >> Hello. >> Hello. >> God, are you there? It's me, Margaret. >> That's what it's called.
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>> The most dangerous game to play. >> God, are you there? It's me, Mark. >> Honestly, valid.
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>> Yeah, it is. >> So, this one, have you ever just been like sitting around and you've been
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like, >> I would love to meet a ghost. >> Kind of. Yeah. >> Not just see a ghost. I want to meet
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one. >> Yeah. >> Say hello. >> Talk about our lives. >> I kind of I kind of So, like I feel like
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most people have that listen. >> If you're ever sitting there thinking about it, you want to, you know, you
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want to meet a ghost or some other supernatural baddy. That's the thing. Like it's pro supposed to be a ghost,
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but like >> could be a demon. >> Could something else creep in there? >> Could be a vamp. You know, you open a
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door for somebody and like three other people walk through and you're like, I wasn't opening the door for you.
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>> Oh, that's kind of how this is. It's like maybe you open the door and a ghost
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comes in. Maybe you open a door and a demon from the netherworld comes in. >> That's rough,
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>> you know, and that's you need to know that going in. >> That's the risk you take when you play
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these games to be quite honest. So, here's what you're going to need for this because you want to meet the ghost.
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You want to say hello. You want to have a conversation and you're not [ __ ] worried about who else is coming in.
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>> Okay, >> that's where you are. >> You signed off. >> So, >> you need salt. >> You need a knife or something sharp.
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Could be like a letter opener, anything like that. Black cloth that you can use as a blindfold. Um, you got to be
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blindfolded. >> You got to be blindfolded. >> That's [ __ ] up. >> Which I'm I'm immediately out.
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>> How you going to meet somebody blindfolded? >> Well, you're just going to have a
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conversation. You know, >> the truth is in the eyes. >> Don't worry. The blindfold will come off
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eventually, but >> they're shy, you know. She did like a little You did like the like what's her
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name from superstar Catherine Mary Katherine Gallagher >> shy. She's shy. >> Yeah superstar.
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But yeah, maybe they're just shy. I don't know. But you need a watch or some other, you know, probably now a phone
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that keeps >> um an empty room with a door in it and that door has to close completely.
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>> It would also be like pretty sick if it locks. >> Okay. from the outside. >> Um, a second room you need to be able to
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like sit or stand and wait in. So, you need two rooms. >> Okay. >> So, it has to be at 2 a.m.
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>> I was going to say it's so far past my bedtime. >> You might be up with kids.
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>> I might. That's true. Hopefully not. Uh, but turn off the lights where you are.
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You have to turn off all the lights. >> I like dark. >> Make sure you're in front of the doorway
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that leads to the empty room. >> You're going to close that door. Ooh. And then you're going to blindfold
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yourself and make sure you can't see a thing. >> It's already dark. Why you got to do
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that [ __ ] >> That's why I'm out. I can't do the dark thing. Yeah, that's double dark. That's
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what we call double dark. >> Double dark is for real business. >> That's a lot. Um, so this the first part
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of it is called the invitation. >> Ooh, that's ominous. >> So again, you're blindfolded. Can't see
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a goddamn thing. You're going to pick up the salt. You're going to pour some of that salt into your left hand. You can
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close your hand to hold the salt in there. Okay. >> Then you're going to pick up the knife
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and keep that in your right hand. The knife sharp. Yeah. Holding salt in left hand. Knife sharp objects. Pouring
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things, picking up things, and you're blindfolded. >> This is a lot of responsibility. And if
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you can't hack it, don't do it. >> All right. >> Okay. Cuz this is serious. Um, now
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you're going to knock on the closed door three times >> with your salt hand. >> With your salt hand. So, boom, boom,
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boom. And then you're going to say out loud, "Is anyone there?" No. Reach out again. Knock with your left
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hand three more times and say, "Is anyone there?" >> Uhhuh. >> Do it one more time. Left hand. Knock
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three times. Say, "Is anyone there?" >> This is a ritual. >> And then you wait for
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>> You just wait. You may not hear anything. And if you don't if you're not hearing anything and you're not sensing
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anything around, you say, and I think this is really polite to be honest, and I think it's nice. If now is not a good
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time, I will wait until you're ready. You know what that's which is pretty like that's a therapized adult.
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>> That is therapized way to go about things. >> If you're not if if now's not a good
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time, I'll wait until you're ready. >> That's I like that. >> That's nice. And then you go into that
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second room that you have and you sit you sit cross-legged. You do whatever you're comfortable doing.
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>> Sure. >> And you wait. You keep that left hand closed. You do not open your right hand.
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Hold that sharp thing. And you stay blindfolded. >> And here's the thing, they might need a
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minute because you are holding a knife. Exactly. And you did summon them. So it's like I feel like if you're just
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like like out of nowhere and you're just like whoa. And then someone's like, "Hi." Holding salt in one hand and a
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knife and blindfolded. >> Yeah. >> You may need a second to be like, "Let me just gather myself."
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>> Agreed. >> First. So you know you're doing that. >> If you keep And again, that's this is if
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you didn't hear anything. So you don't sense a present. >> You don't hear anything. You don't
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nothing. You just go wait. >> So, you're waiting there. If you keep hearing nothing at all for a while, the
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ritual failed. >> Failure. >> Uh, you put the knife down, you take off the blindfold, you get rid of the salt,
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you turn on the lights, and you keep the door to that empty room closed >> forever.
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>> If you can lock it, that would be great. Don't open that door until the sun rises.
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>> Okay. All right. >> So, lock it. Let it stew. >> Okay. >> Don't open till the sun rises.
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>> Here's the thing, though. If that's a ghost, they're not corporeal. >> It's true.
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>> As you learned from Buffy, so they might be able to look right through. >> Well, again, that's if you hear nothing
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and it failed. >> All right. So, what happens if you hear something? >> If you hear something,
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>> you should, you know, say hello. >> Yeah. Great. You invite the summoning here.
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>> Yeah. You invited them here. >> Yeah. It's like having a dinner party with no dinner if you don't say
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anything. >> You open the door and you take off the blindfold. >> M >> and you may see something. M
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>> or you may see nothing. >> But no matter what, you say hello. >> Yeah, you have your manners.
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>> Yeah, you absolutely do. And here is where you can ask questions. You can talk to them. They have agreed according
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to this ritual to chitchat with you. >> Yeah. So apparently now this all sounds great, you know, except like there's no
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way to close this ritual out. That sounds awful. >> So you like there's no formal way to be
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like this is over now. You should go back to wherever you are coming from. So they may just stay.
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>> Oh no. I don't like an ext. >> You can give it a try and be like okay bye now. This was fun. But if they're
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like go [ __ ] yourself. They might stick around. >> I don't like an extended visit.
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>> Yeah. And to me that doesn't feel worth it. >> I love a heart out. >> I love a heart out. I search my whole
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life in social situations for a hard out. >> I'll make up a heart out if I if I don't
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have a heart. Here's the thing. I always have heart out. >> I was just going to say the thing about
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me. I always have. >> Whether I do or don't do you don't have to worry about that here. No. No hard
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out. It's pretty soft. >> I'm not going to do this. >> Yeah. I won't be doing this. But the
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blindfold was my immediate like it's a no-go for me. I I need to be able to see.
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>> Yeah. The multitasking also really >> sensory deprivation is not my not my bag. Can't do it. So I was out
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immediately when the blindfold came into the situation. But I mean I don't re and
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again we don't recommend you do any of these games. >> No. >> Um >> do it at your own.
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>> But you're a you're a [ __ ] whole ass adult I assume if you're listening to this. So like
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>> you choose your own way. >> Yeah. >> Go your own way. As Fleet Fleetwood Max says
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>> your own way. It's your prerogative. >> Bobby Spears said, "Okay, we're in different."
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>> You know what though? Bobby Brown said it first. Fair enough. >> I said, "Oops."
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>> Fair enough. >> Yeah. Bobby showed our ages. >> And then Britney Spears repeated it and
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it and it bears repeating again. Oh, Bert. >> It's your prerogative. Um, so yeah. So
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that's the uh is anyone there game. All right. Well, I see that and I raise you the white kimono game.
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>> Ooh, let's go, girls. So, this one you have to be really brave to play because
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it's a oneplayer game, which yours also sounded It is. It's one >> sort of one player, but then there could
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be more because you're inviting people over. >> Exactly. >> But this also kind of goes that way,
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too. So, you also need a dark room for this game. >> Uh with four distinct corners, you need
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a light with a switch that's easily accessible, so like a lamp. >> Okay. >> Um you might want a compass, but it's
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not totally necessary. You just need to know which direction each of the corners
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of your rim are in. For help, sun rises in the east, sets in the west. Oh, there
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you go. >> Unless you're in the North or South Pole, then I don't know what you do. Get
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a compass. Tricky, then >> get a compass. >> Yeah. >> You have to start after midnight. And
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apparently between 2:00 a.m. and 3:00 a.m. is the best time to play the white kimono game.
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>> That makes sense. >> So, what you're going to do is you're going to go into your room with your
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four distinct corners. You only want four. And lucky for you, at this point in time, your light is still on.
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But you need to make sure that you can turn them off while you're lying on your back in the middle of the room. So,
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think about that. >> Yeah. So, now you're lying on the floor in the middle of the room.
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>> So, you focus on the ceiling. >> Focus on it. >> Look at it. >> Look at it. >> Look at it.
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>> Look at it. >> And you get ready to play. When you're ready, you turn and look at the north
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corner, then the west, and then the south, and then the east in that order. Always looking around to the corners. Do
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this two more times working counterclockwise so that once you're finished, you've done each corner three
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times. >> Okay. Now, once you're done looking around the room, cross your arms and
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repeat this chant three times. Um, this is Japanese, so I'm going to do my best. On bei yama shironi sawaka.
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>> Okay, >> you have to say that three times. Here's the thing. Nobody really knows what that
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translates to. >> I was just about to ask that. Yeah, nobody really knows. So, you should
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probably think about that before you chant it at your ceiling. >> Yeah, I would absolutely think that one
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through. >> Yeah, I did put it into um Google Translate and all I got was colorful
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machine. >> Okay, >> so that could be part of it. >> That might be that's nice. >> And it is the white kimono game.
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>> Yeah. So, there you go. >> You know. Okay. So, if you've decided to go through with the chant, now you're
00:21:53
going to picture a woman with long black hair dressed in a white kimono covered in blood walking toward you.
00:22:01
>> Oh, the beginning I said, "Wow, what a beautiful picture. Covered in blood walking towards you."
00:22:08
>> Yeah. Me personally, I don't know why you would choose this. >> Yeah. >> But you're that's on you. You make your
00:22:13
own decisions. You're in your prerogative hopefully. Yes. Bobby Bobby Brown. >> Do what you want to do. Exactly. So she
00:22:20
as soon as she gets in front of you, you have to uncross your arms, turn off the
00:22:24
lights, and go to sleep, you cuckoo nut man. You have to go to sleep. >> You have to go to right to sleep.
00:22:29
Straight to bed. >> What? >> Yeah. As soon as she gets right in front of you, uncross your arms and go to
00:22:34
sleep. >> Just go to sleep and turn off is going to sleep. >> Turn off the light when she gets like
00:22:40
right near you. Right over you. >> No, you have to. >> No, you got to >> You chose this.
00:22:47
>> You chose this. You chose this, not me. So, here's the deal. If you see this woman in your dreams, you did everything
00:22:53
right. >> Oh, >> but don't get too excited because you're not done yet. >> I haven't been excited this whole time.
00:22:58
>> She is going to try to talk to you in your dreams. >> I hate small talk, so I'm
00:23:04
>> Yeah, you you'll be fine. You can't talk to her. >> Don't worry, I won't. >> You can't say [ __ ] And this is big. Do
00:23:10
not tell her your name. >> Oh, no. >> Never. Don't tell her name. >> Do you know why?
00:23:17
>> No. Oh, okay. I don't know. >> It's just an ominous warning. >> It's just ominous. It's even better that
00:23:22
way. >> I feel like we don't need to know why. >> No, I don't ask questions. I just do
00:23:25
what I'm told. Yeah. >> And also, don't let her get anywhere near your ears because if she whispers
00:23:31
into that ear of yours or e both of them maybe even, >> you're done for. You're done for.
00:23:38
>> You're [ __ ] done for. >> Yeah. If you didn't heed my warning and she does whisper into your ear or both
00:23:44
of them ears, you better wake her ass up right away and check the corners of your
00:23:49
room. >> And if by the grace of the sweet sweet universe, you don't see her and you
00:23:54
don't see anything, you're safe, but you can never do this again. >> I mean, who who among us? If you wake up
00:24:02
and you do see a shadow in the corner of your room, you have to turn the lights on immediately and you can never be in
00:24:09
the dark again. And if you can't wake up, you died. >> Oh my god. RIP, brother. Mine's like, I
00:24:20
don't know. You might talk to a ghost. Maybe they'll hang around. You're like, you and you died.
00:24:24
>> And you died. I told you. I see your in the dark. Was anyone their game? And I
00:24:29
raise you the white commotion. >> Yeah. >> And you can never be in the dark again.
00:24:34
So you just have to remain in the light forever. >> Yeah. If you wake up and you see a
00:24:37
shadow in your room, >> that's awful. >> Turn those lights on and never ever be in the dark again.
00:24:42
>> Which will really complicate your life. >> Yeah. I don't I'm not going to do this
00:24:45
>> cuz also everybody has kind of a broad definition of what the dark is. >> Dark is
00:24:51
>> I would assume like you can't be in any kind of darkness. Anybody's definition
00:24:55
of darkness, physical darkness. >> Yeah. Not the darkna. >> You'll probably be in the darkness in
00:25:01
your head because you'll be like really freaking out. >> You'll be living in the garknness.
00:25:05
>> I mean, realistically, can you close your eyes? That's the dark. >> Yeah, >> you're [ __ ]
00:25:09
>> Oh, I hate that. >> Yeah, it's scary. >> I really don't like that at all. >> Like we said, spooky ass games that will
00:25:14
ruin your actual life. >> Yeah. And might actually kill you. >> RIP. Like I said,
00:25:19
>> like, do you guys remember that Three Kings game? >> I'll never forget that game as long as I
00:25:25
live. Every time I come across anything about it, I'm like, that scared me to my
00:25:29
core. >> There are so many like little blogs about that >> that just go on and on and on and it I'm
00:25:36
like, why are people still playing this? >> [ __ ] me up. >> It's scary. >> The idea of that.
00:25:41
>> There's so many that we've covered that I'm like, >> "Yeah, >> what?" >> Like, didn't you Did you cover Dry
00:25:45
Bones? >> Did I? >> Maybe we didn't cover it. >> I saw I actually ran across Dry Bones
00:25:52
when I was researching. Wait, >> you have to like hide from him. I think I covered like a variation
00:25:57
>> like a version of it because I remember I was reading it and I was like [ __ ]
00:26:00
that. >> I think mine was the shadow man or something. >> I think it's similar to that. It's like
00:26:04
a variation but like >> or no no no. Mine was Midnight Man. >> Midnight Man. That's what it was.
00:26:09
>> That's what it was. >> Which is It was very similar to Dragon Bones. >> That's I hate it.
00:26:13
>> Yeah, me too. >> I hate it a lot. >> All right. Well, what you got? >> I mean, mine's not not Mine's not that
00:26:20
bad. >> Okay. You know, uh so mine's called Charlotte's Web. I saw this one. It's
00:26:26
pretty bad. I mean, it's it could be or it could be >> Okay, I suppose I me I'm not trying to
00:26:33
do this, but um so what we're trying to do here, not me, but maybe you are trying to get the spirit of Charlotte
00:26:40
Webster to appear. >> Yeah. >> Who Charlotte Webster was was a seven-year-old little girl and she lived
00:26:47
in the 15th century and her mother was accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake.
00:26:52
>> Yeah. Charlotte watched the whole thing and then ran away into the woods and ended up dying in there.
00:26:59
>> Horrible. Pretty horrific. Um, so of course, why wouldn't we want to, you know, bring her back?
00:27:07
>> Yeah, she, you know, some questions. >> Life didn't mess with Charlotte enough.
00:27:11
Let's bring her back. >> Let's bring her back. Why let her rest, you know, like she has she earned it.
00:27:17
Um, so we what we need for this is you need a room with a pretty um large mirror.
00:27:24
>> You need a flashlight. >> I got those things. >> You need two chairs. >> I got those.
00:27:28
>> A table. >> I have tables. >> And a child's toy. >> I actually don't think I have a child's
00:27:33
toy. >> I have plenty of those. >> Can I use a cat toy? >> Yeah, we can work together for this. I
00:27:36
don't think that'll work. >> Okay. >> Um, so you have to play with one other person.
00:27:40
>> Oh, okay. I like I like a group game. >> Yeah, I like it when there's another
00:27:43
person. >> Uh, you go to a room, the room with the big mirror. You bring the flashlight.
00:27:48
You bring the toy with you. And it it should be a toy that a little girl would find appealing.
00:27:52
>> Hell yeah. >> You sit in the two chairs in front of the mirror facing the mirror.
00:27:56
>> Spooky. >> And you put the table behind you. And you put the toy on the table.
00:28:00
>> Okay? >> You should be able to see the toy in the mirror. >> So you look in the mirror, and this is
00:28:05
very important because you only have one chance to say this, and you have to say
00:28:09
it at exactly the same time. That's a lot of pressure. Yeah. If you [ __ ] it up, you don't get to do it again. You
00:28:14
know what though? We would probably be good at this because we say things in unison even when we don't mean to.
00:28:19
>> Yes, we would kill it. We really would. >> So, you have to say at the ta same time
00:28:24
we want to play Charlotte's Web. >> Okay. >> Charlotte is supposed to appear behind
00:28:30
you. >> Which I hated immediately. >> And she's going to start playing with the toy if she likes it.
00:28:36
>> Okay. >> If she doesn't like it, I was going to say, what if she doesn't? >> Yeah. If she doesn't like it, she'll
00:28:41
throw a she'll go [ __ ] she'll do what a seven-year-old does and she'll throw a
00:28:45
tantrum. >> Well, no. So, she had a hard life. She doesn't know about emotional regulation.
00:28:48
>> And also, Exactly. And don't give me a [ __ ] Don't summon me back just to give me a [ __ ] toy that I don't want to
00:28:54
play with. >> You better get her a Barbie Dreamhouse or some [ __ ] >> You better show up with some K-pop demon
00:28:58
hunter realness. >> Her kids are really into this right now. >> They are. That's a banger of a
00:29:04
soundtrack. >> Okay, >> guys. If you if you >> I still have to watch it. If your
00:29:08
children have not gotten into it, trust me, it sounds >> kooky. Cuz when I heard it, I was like,
00:29:13
K-pop demon hunter. Like, what is I thought that was like some crazy YouTube thing or something, and I was like,
00:29:19
you're not allowed on YouTube. What are you doing? >> No, it's on Netflix. It's awesome.
00:29:23
Banger of a soundtrack. >> I'll probably watch it tonight. I'm watching them. >> It's pretty great.
00:29:26
>> Uh, one of my kids is going to be roomie for Halloween, so let's [ __ ] go. We
00:29:31
got to order hair and everything. >> So, yeah. So, give Charlotte some K-pop demon hunter [ __ ] Like really come to
00:29:38
the [ __ ] game prepared. >> Get one of those like Wonder balls. The like mini and you like open it and
00:29:44
there's all these like mini surprise mini things or like LOL dolls. >> I just got a LOL doll.
00:29:50
>> I think it's LOL. But I >> It should be LOL doll. >> It should be a LOL doll. You're right.
00:29:55
>> Where was the marketing person on that? >> You're right. >> Um so well I just got the girls little
00:30:01
wonder ball things that are little books. versions of real books. >> That's so cute.
00:30:07
>> They're really cool and they love them so far. >> But yeah, get her one of those.
00:30:12
>> I'm yelling at you guys like you were coming to the table with some [ __ ] but like I'm just trying to warn you.
00:30:17
Really bring some stuff to the table. We're just giving you ideas. >> Yeah. I don't want her throwing a
00:30:21
tantrum temper tantrum in your house. She tantrum. She could destroy your house and she can destroy you. So
00:30:27
>> So I'm prepared for you. >> Um and one of the main things is she's So she shows up. If she starts freaking
00:30:33
out, you just got to sit there. Don't turn around. Don't look at her. Don't say a goddamn word to her.
00:30:39
>> Oh, so you're doing like the opposite. Sit there. Yeah. You're doing the whole
00:30:42
like, I'm not acknowledging this tantrum. Wow. And you can't look at her. Don't look at her in the mirror. Don't
00:30:49
look at her in real life. Don't look at her. >> Don't look at her. Don't look at her.
00:30:53
>> Don't look at her. >> That's what she says when she shows up. She says, "Don't look at me." And then
00:30:57
she starts freaking out. But if she likes that new K-pop demon hunter thing you bought her
00:31:03
>> or Wonderall >> or Wonderall >> or Barbie Dreamhouse, >> then she'll she'll start playing with it
00:31:08
and that's great. Again, do not turn around and look at her. Oh, so even if she's happy, don't perceive her.
00:31:13
>> No, do not perceive her. >> Okay, >> don't do it at all. >> She does not want that. I don't blame
00:31:19
her. She's been perceived too much in life. Um, so you can just let her do her thing and then you can start talking to
00:31:28
her and you can start asking her things. But again, do not turn around. You can ask her questions and she'll answer them
00:31:35
to the best of her ability. >> So, you're just like looking at yourself in the mirror.
00:31:38
>> Yeah. You're just looking at yourself in the mirror and you're just asking her
00:31:41
questions. That'll [ __ ] you up, letting her play. And the main thing is you have
00:31:45
to be nice. >> Be nice. Be polite. Be gentle. Be kind. If you have any kind of [ __ ]
00:31:51
attitude, she's gonna be like, "My youngest." And she's gonna call your ass out for it.
00:31:54
>> Yeah, she will. >> She will call you out. >> She'll make you think about all your
00:31:58
life choices. >> She's like She's like a co baby. Like they are built different. She Charlotte
00:32:02
is built different. She's not going to put up with that. >> She's like a Spanish influenza baby.
00:32:06
>> Yeah, she's definitely not putting into that. She's >> She's way before that. Yeah,
00:32:11
>> she's a black plague. I was going to say some pandemic during her life. >> She's way back there. But so you can ask
00:32:17
her the questions, talk to her, have a conversation. you know, like, but again, be chill and you should really like you
00:32:22
you shouldn't ask her things that like require her to be like all knowing, >> you know?
00:32:27
>> Well, yeah, she's playing seven-year-old from the 15th century. >> She's busy.
00:32:30
>> Yeah. >> She's putting together her miniature. >> So, you know, you got you got your your
00:32:34
answers, you got your little thing. That's fine. That's when you say, "Goodbye, Charlotte."
00:32:40
>> Oh, that's a little bit rude and sudden. >> And she might be like, "Go [ __ ]
00:32:45
yourself." And she might keep playing. If she does keep playing, you got to just sit there
00:32:51
>> and wait for her to be done. >> And so, you sort of just adopt a child. You're just babysitting a child, a
00:32:58
traumatized child at that. >> Yeah. >> Uh who has no emotional regulation. So, if if she doesn't want to leave yet, you
00:33:04
just got to sit there and let her do her thing. And when she does leave, she will
00:33:08
just kind of >> fade back into the darkness. >> That's pretty [ __ ] metal of her.
00:33:14
>> Yeah. She doesn't like, you know, she doesn't do like a spin kick and then like, you know, and then just be like,
00:33:20
"Charlott out." She She just fades. >> That's a bummer. >> We She should work on it. And the thing
00:33:28
is, you can't turn around until she is completely out of view. >> So, if you turn around too quick,
00:33:35
>> shit's going to go down. >> Yeah. So, what happens if you do turn around? Nobody knows.
00:33:40
>> Oh, that's that's it's like scream when there's no motive. It's scarier that way. And and if we haven't heard what
00:33:45
happens, then we can assume that nobody has is around to tell us what happens when
00:33:50
>> So that's again, if you piss her off, she'll throw a tantrum. She'll hurt you.
00:33:55
So don't do it. >> I don't like it. >> But that is the Charlotte's Web game. >> All right. That you might die from.
00:34:02
>> That you might die from. Maybe it's dangerous. You could We don't know. >> Yeah, that's the scariest thing. We
00:34:07
don't know. >> It's terrifying. >> All right. Well, my next one is not as dire. Okay.
00:34:11
>> It could It could be. It's the picture game. >> I think I've heard of this one.
00:34:16
>> It's I kind of want to play this one. I'm not gonna lie. >> Oh, damn. >> This is one that I might want to play.
00:34:20
>> This Ashu won't be in the same room as a Ouija board. >> No, it's different. >> We had a full discussion about this.
00:34:26
>> I'm sick of you people testing me. It >> makes zero sense. >> It makes sense. It's a gut feeling. And
00:34:30
you listen to your gut. >> Yeah. >> And Ouija boards are so much more complicated to close out. You don't know
00:34:35
what you're [ __ ] with. >> No. >> You don't know what you're [ __ ] with here either, but there's not a lot of
00:34:39
steps to close it out. >> So, just listen to me, okay? For this game, you have to start right at
00:34:44
midnight. And I like that. I like promptness. >> Yeah, I love that. >> I'm not good at it, but I like it.
00:34:49
>> I was just gonna >> No, I I like when I do you. >> Yeah, I like when I am prompt. It's just
00:34:56
doesn't happen a lot. Listen, stop coming for my throat or I'm not going to tell you about this game, you two.
00:35:01
>> I just loved a meatball. Shut up. Get out of here. >> We both went. Yeah, >> I like when I'm on time because it
00:35:10
doesn't happen often. >> It's true. >> But you have to be on time for this game.
00:35:14
>> Okay, I'm on time. >> You have to start right at midnight. You're not always on time.
00:35:17
>> Midnight, I can be on time. >> Okay, so I'll definitely get there. >> So, here's what you're going to bring.
00:35:22
You have to bring and prepare a string or a rope long enough to make a big circle by like tying the ends together.
00:35:28
Okay. >> Once you tied the ends together and you have your circle of rope, you're going
00:35:32
to set it up in the middle of the room and you're going to place a glass in the center. According to writer Chrissy
00:35:38
Stockton from Thought Catalog, >> wine is recommended to fill the glass. But if you can't do wine, just use your
00:35:45
own discretion. I don't care what you put in there. >> Cranberry juice. >> There you go.
00:35:48
>> A Shirley Temple. >> A Frappuccino if you're nasty. Grab all your players and have everybody
00:35:54
sit around the rope outside of it. >> Oh, that's big. >> Don't sit in it. >> Yes. Make sure you can easily hand
00:36:02
somebody the camera that you're going to hand them when it's their turn. >> And make sure that nobody for any
00:36:08
[ __ ] reason steps inside the circle that you made with the rope. I don't know what happens if you do
00:36:14
>> again. >> You go ahead and find out. >> You know it's not good. >> I don't recommend it. No. Once each
00:36:20
person is sitting, place a small mirror in front of them facing up toward the ceiling. And then you're going to grab
00:36:26
your camera. And you really need like an actual camera, not your phone. >> Oh, okay.
00:36:31
>> We're going old school. >> I was just going to say we're kicking it old school. I like it.
00:36:35
>> Yeah. Now, make sure the flash is turned on. Turn off all the lights in the room
00:36:39
and go sit with the group. >> Okay. >> Everybody's gonna close their eyes now and they're gonna take each other's
00:36:43
hands. It's like a little kumbaya moment. >> Love that. But instead of singing kumbaya together, one person says, "I
00:36:51
trust you." >> And then the next person and so on and so forth until everybody in the circle
00:36:56
establishes trust. Cute. I kind of love it. It's like team building. You should do it with your work colleagues.
00:37:01
>> Do it. >> Don't. I'm not recommending it. >> Don't. So make sure it's stated one at a
00:37:07
time, by the way. Like I trust you and then the next person goes like not all in unison. Okay. So now in unison all
00:37:16
together all together now all together now say the door is open please come in and everybody can open their eyes at
00:37:23
that point. Oh it's a little spooky. This is very spooky. I like it. This is way spookier than Ouija.
00:37:30
>> It's fun though. >> It feels It is. Yeah. >> It feels more fun and more spooky.
00:37:34
>> It doesn't feel as dangerous as Ouija. Ouija just feels so dangerous to me. >> See this feels more dangerous to me cuz
00:37:39
you're literally saying the door is open. Come on in. >> Yeah. But you close it out. You kind of
00:37:44
have to say that when you do, too. You open the door. >> Well, you just you can just kind of
00:37:48
start. >> I don't think you're supposed to do that. You're supposed I think you're
00:37:51
supposed to like actually make it a That's See, that's >> Well, you can close it out, but
00:37:55
>> How do you close it out if you >> opening it with such vigors? >> I don't know. I think you're stating
00:38:02
your intentions. But anyway, now somebody takes the camera and says, "I caught you." And takes a picture with
00:38:09
the camera facing directly in front of them. >> I caught you. Yeah, you could say it
00:38:12
however you want. You could say, "I caught you." >> Oh, damn. Now you're pissing them off.
00:38:16
>> Or you could say, "I caught you." You You You say how you say it. How are you
00:38:21
going to say it? >> I caught you. I didn't expect that. Wow. That was so weird. Listen to the
00:38:29
rewatcher. >> It just came out with you sound like Molly from the rewatcher. I think that's
00:38:34
who I channeled. >> I think I would say gotcha. >> But you can't you have to say I caught
00:38:39
you. >> Be quicker than that. I caught you. How would you say it, Mikey? >> I would say gotcha.
00:38:45
>> Gotcha. Gotcha. >> All right. So, that's how we're all saying it. And then you pass you pass
00:38:52
the camera to the next player and everybody does the same. But don't look at any of the pictures until the game is
00:38:58
finished. >> I won't. >> So, you have to go around enough times for each person to take three pictures.
00:39:03
>> Damn. >> If during that time frame somebody starts to feel nauseous or starts
00:39:07
crying, you skip them. Skip the stupid baby who's crying. No, I'm just kidding. So many people are like, "Oh, I'm out."
00:39:16
Like nauseous girly. >> I know. >> If my dog comes, I just start crying. I'm like, "Oh my god, I hope she knows I
00:39:23
love her." They're like, "Get out." So >> the poor person that's like, "I don't feel good." And you're like, "Go [ __ ]
00:39:32
yourself. You take a picture." And they have to stay there, but they they they have to just not take a picture. They
00:39:38
just have to shut the >> They sit there but out. >> They sit there and nauseate.
00:39:42
>> Yeah, exactly. So once you've done that and you've skipped the nauseous cryb babies, put the camera
00:39:50
down and make sure everybody's eyes are closed again. This time everybody says the farewell together three times. You
00:39:57
say, "It's time to go home. It's time to go home. It's time to go home." I like it. There's a beginning and an end. That
00:40:04
also feels very like time to make the donuts. >> Time to go home. >> It's a little Stepford Wy.
00:40:12
>> I like it. >> But then everybody turns their mirrors upside down at that at that point with
00:40:17
the reflective part like facing down. You're going to go turn on the lights and grab a knife or some scissors just
00:40:23
to cut through the rope. Silly. >> Just grab a knife. Yeah. Don't stab anyone. >> And then pour the contents of the glass
00:40:29
outside. Apparently, you're supposed to do this on like some dirt. >> Okay. Now look at you being a brave
00:40:34
[ __ ] who just went outside after all that. >> Look at you. >> Look at that. Then go into the safety.
00:40:40
>> The safety. >> Like the safety like of your own home. Oh, >> but I don't know if it's safe anymore.
00:40:45
Here's the thing. >> I I know it's not. >> I can tell you right now. >> The safety of your home.
00:40:51
>> It's like sexy from Rob. >> Sexy. >> We'll explain later. Uh and look at your
00:40:56
pictures. A lot of people see really freaky [ __ ] Um, but it's important to note, and this is from the ghost in my
00:41:02
machine, which we were talking about at the top of the show, if anyone playing the game starts to feel sick or they
00:41:08
start acting weird and they do take a picture, do not look at that specific picture that they took.
00:41:14
>> I'm going to look at that picture. >> Well, you can't. >> There's no way you're going to tell me
00:41:17
don't look at this picture. >> You can't look at You can't look at that picture.
00:41:20
>> Look at it. >> And you also have to destroy the camera if somebody takes a picture when they're
00:41:26
acting. >> Oh, you're not using my camera. >> Well, that's what I said. I said I wrote
00:41:29
this down. I said, "Definitely think about that going into it because if you break your mom's camera, I don't want
00:41:34
her calling us." >> Yeah, I don't want that [ __ ] >> I don't want to hear it. >> No.
00:41:37
>> Also, if anybody says out loud that they're scared or freaked out, shut up, chicken.
00:41:43
>> No, I'm just kidding. You really should end the game right there or else that
00:41:47
person becomes a target. >> Oh, no. >> So, don't really state out loud that you're scared.
00:41:51
>> You know what? Here, we we're here to tell you to repress your feelings. Don't
00:41:55
speak them out loud >> for the sake of this game. Nobody wants to hear them. >> They We don't
00:41:59
>> emotions. Gross. >> Not here. >> Don't want to hear it. >> Not until it's time to go home. It's
00:42:03
time to go home. >> It's time to go home. And just for the couple of people that will take what I
00:42:07
just said very seriously, shut up. >> I am kidding. >> I'm not telling you to repress your
00:42:13
emotions. >> Get out of here. >> You can you can say I'm just not during this [ __ ] game.
00:42:19
>> And I mean that. >> All right. What you got, Red? >> I like that one. >> It's fun. Would you play?
00:42:25
>> I want to play it. I kind of want to, but I also feel like I someone will not
00:42:30
feel well. I feel >> it will probably be me. >> It will probably >> It will probably be me.
00:42:34
>> And then I'll be pissed that I And then like if you took a picture, I'd be like,
00:42:38
I just want to see that picture. >> And then you'd have to destroy your camera >> cuz like curiosity. I just
00:42:43
>> I'm too curious. >> There's the thing though. Nobody knows what happens if you look. So it could be
00:42:46
fine. >> So maybe it'll be fine. >> Or it could be really detrimental. Maybe it would be a picture of Rod Stewart and
00:42:51
everything would be okay. >> And he would say sexist. And we would say anything for Rod.
00:42:56
>> Anything for Rod. I think we discussed Rod Stewart on on a past episode. >> I think we did. Yeah, we went to the
00:43:02
concert. Anything for Rod. >> Yeah. Anything for Rod. >> You played If You Think I'm Sexy.
00:43:07
>> If you >> Yeah, we did because we sang it to people. >> Think I'm sexy. >> And then I thought the next lyric was
00:43:13
Come on, sugar baby. Yeah, but it's not. >> And I did not correct you when you said
00:43:17
that. >> No, you didn't. You never do. >> No, I I never will. I love your >> My lyrics are always better.
00:43:22
>> They are. They're always superior. So, I just let them know. >> Ice queen. Ice queen.
00:43:26
>> She's so beautiful. She's so beautiful. >> That one might be my favorite one.
00:43:31
>> I wrote a better song than they did. Okay. >> Like, I'm just going to be honest.
00:43:36
>> Humble brag. >> All right. So, I have one last one. >> Okay, girl. >> Here. It's called The Answers Game.
00:43:41
>> Um, this one isn't like super scary. It's more just like if you want some answers and then like potentially you
00:43:47
could invite a, you know, sinister force into your house. >> Wow. But that's, you know,
00:43:53
>> it's not guaranteed. >> It could happen. Yours are very answerscoded. >> They are. I I wanted answers. They're
00:43:59
curious. >> I told you I'm curious. So, for this, you need a small light. Any kind, as
00:44:05
long as you can bring it with you, like a portable light, >> like a little flashlight,
00:44:08
>> you know, flashlight, candle, something like that. >> Oh, bring a flashlight. Candle's kind of
00:44:12
scary. >> Yeah, a candle could go out, so don't do that. Um, you need a watch or something,
00:44:16
you know, phone, whatever. Uh, you need a large flat surface and you need chalk,
00:44:21
matches or a lighter, something to light something else. Uh, a dish that is fireproof
00:44:27
and lots of paper and a dark room. >> Okay. >> So, it's done after nightfall, so as
00:44:33
long as it's dark. >> No, like real time. Go into a room that is pitch [ __ ] black.
00:44:40
>> No. >> Uh, make it as dark as you can. Draw shades. Put stuff over the windows. You
00:44:45
got to be in a place where you can't see your hand in front of your face. >> You need to walk in that room and say,
00:44:50
"Hello, darkness, my old friend." >> And if you if you don't sing that when you walk in, the ritual fails.
00:44:56
>> Oh, >> yeah. So, that's it. >> I knew. >> Um, so get on it. Uh, on the large flat
00:45:01
surface, you're going to draw two boxes and on top of one, you're going to write
00:45:06
yes, and on top of two, the next one, you're going to write everybody. >> No. >> No. Uh, are you asking this date to
00:45:13
prom? Like, >> will you go to class with me? >> Now, use the lighter and burn one paper
00:45:20
at a time. And you're going to collect all the ashes onto that dish. >> Oh, do this until you have a [ __ ] ton of
00:45:26
ashes. >> Me? >> Yeah. All the ashes you need. And you're going to spread those ashes to cover
00:45:31
each box. So, you need enough ashes to cover both boxes. >> All right. Um, you're going to light
00:45:36
that light that you brought, candle, flashlight, whatever it is. only that light.
00:45:42
Note the time and or set a timer for an hour. No more than an hour. >> That's a long time.
00:45:48
>> Yeah, you have that's plenty of time. >> It is. But like it's very important. You
00:45:52
sit in front of the boxes and you say, "I invite you to cross the threshold. Speak to me."
00:45:59
Wait until you feel something. You have to feel a presence. You have to like actually feel like there is someone or
00:46:05
something in the room with you. I kind of always feel that way when I'm alone. >> I know. I feel that way, too. So, it
00:46:11
could be misleading, but you need that one little light is the only thing on in that room. Everything around you should
00:46:17
be pitch black. >> And then you'll start feeling something. Now, it shouldn't take a ton of time.
00:46:23
And after after like close to an hour, if you're still sitting there and you're not feeling anything, the ritual failed,
00:46:28
>> okay? >> You got to clean everything up. And you just do like whatever kind of cleansing
00:46:32
you really want to, >> okay? >> To kind of get rid of all the bad yies. If you do feel something in the room
00:46:38
with you, then keep going. Don't stop now. Start asking your questions. You should come in there with questions. You
00:46:45
don't want to start feeling something and then be like, "Whoa, whoa, wait a second.
00:46:48
>> What do I say?" >> Because they're going to get pissed and be like, "Go [ __ ] yourself."
00:46:50
>> Yeah. >> So many of these are like, "Go [ __ ] yourself if you don't do it right."
00:46:55
>> So, come in with questions. >> After you ask the question, look at the boxes. If the answer is yes, then the
00:47:02
ashes will be moved like disturbed in the yes box. No, same thing. >> That's cool.
00:47:07
>> Sometimes they'll be disturbed in both or in none. And that could mean that they're either [ __ ] with you or that
00:47:14
they don't >> like a a decent answer for you. So, it's like a maybe. >> All right.
00:47:19
>> You have to fix the ashes each time if you want to keep asking questions. You must end this game at in an hour.
00:47:28
>> Yeah. >> You cannot go over an hour. >> Why would you? >> If you go over an hour, you're [ __ ] I
00:47:32
don't want to do most things for a >> Yeah, don't do that. And you thank them. You say, "Thank you so much.
00:47:38
>> Be courteous >> for that." And then you say, "It is time to leave now though, but thank you."
00:47:42
>> Okay. >> Really be appreciative. >> Yeah. >> You cleanse the room and [ __ ] and that
00:47:47
should be good. Or there is a possibility that you invited something that is not super awesome. They could
00:47:56
lie to you. >> Yeah. >> They could like [ __ ] you over. >> Yeah. >> And they could just stay. Like there's a
00:48:02
potential that when you say bye, it's time to leave. Thank you so much. That they're like, "Oh my god, go [ __ ]
00:48:07
yourself." >> That Well, your ghosts really love to say that. That is the complication with
00:48:12
any of these things. And that's usually what turns me away >> because I don't like ambiguity.
00:48:18
>> I don't want And I When I tell you it's time >> When I tell >> When I tell you it's time to leave, get
00:48:26
out. I'm done. When I'm done socializing, get out. Do you have a broom? >> Got it? Yeah. Do you do the You got to
00:48:33
do the broom trick. >> The broom trick? >> Yeah. >> What is the broom trick? >> I I need to make sure I have it right. I
00:48:38
Let me do a quick Google. It's either um you flip a broom like upside down to get
00:48:43
unwanted house guests out. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Or right. I think it's upside down. I
00:48:47
think like the bristles face the air. >> [ __ ] >> How to get cleaning the air of them.
00:48:52
>> Unwanted house guests with a brim. >> Imagine if it's just like you hit them with the brim. They will
00:49:00
>> you start beating the [ __ ] out of them. >> Your house guests will leave if you
00:49:03
strike them with a broom, >> which I mean that is true. I'm not telling you to do that, but I'm just
00:49:09
saying it would work. >> Stand it up by its bristles near the door. >> Oh, >> there you go.
00:49:15
>> How [ __ ] up would that be, though? You just see someone get up and grab a broom
00:49:19
and just place it by the door. I'd be like, I think it's like nothing magical about that. I think it's just
00:49:25
uncomfortability that you'd be like, I'm going to go. I think that would be it. >> Whatever it takes
00:49:30
>> cuz you'd be like, "Whatever is happening here is weird and I need to leave."
00:49:32
>> Maybe they won't even come back after that. That's even better. >> Oh my god. There you go.
00:49:36
>> Love it. >> There you go. You lose friends. I love it. >> Well, you usually like your friends are
00:49:41
okay to stay for a bit. >> Yeah. Just a little bit. >> Just a little bit. A little bit.
00:49:45
>> Uh but yeah, those are my spooky, scary, dangerous games. >> Okay. Well, I have one more.
00:49:49
>> You have one more. >> It's a shorty but a goodie. >> I love that. >> It's And I hope I say this right. This
00:49:53
is um Spanish. So, it's Elgo Del Libro Rojo, which translates into red book game.
00:50:00
>> Let's go. >> So, all you need to play this one is a red hardcover book with no pictures
00:50:06
inside. >> Okay. >> And you need one red candle. So, first you got to turn off all the lights, set
00:50:11
the mood. >> Hell yeah. >> And light your red candle. Uh, whoever is playing puts the palm of their hand
00:50:16
on the book and they ask, "Red book, can I enter your game?" >> Oo. Then with eyes closed, they go to a
00:50:22
random page and they point out a sentence and the sentence should answer your question,
00:50:27
>> but it's sort of up to you to use discretion. I love this one. No, it's really I would actually probably do this
00:50:31
one. >> Uh, it's sort of up you to you to use discretion to figure out the answer.
00:50:36
>> If you feel like it's a yes, then you can start. >> If it seems ambiguous, like I said, I
00:50:40
don't like ambiguity. You try again. >> But if it says no, then you better not continue playing. You better be like,
00:50:46
"Okay, cool. Bye. Cool. Sorry we bothered you." Yep. Everybody playing uh can take turns if
00:50:52
they get a yes passing the book around asking one question um once they've been let in and you close your eyes opening
00:50:59
to a different page point at that sentence on the page and seeing if that answers your question.
00:51:03
>> I like this. >> So yeah, it seems pretty fun to end the game. You have to ask red book, can I
00:51:08
leave your game? >> Oh, >> and this is where it comes. >> No, I'm not leaving it up to someone
00:51:12
else. >> Well, you have to if you play this. You can't end until everybody has got
00:51:17
explicit permission to end the game. >> Oh [ __ ] >> And at that point, you can then turn
00:51:22
your lights on, blow out your candle, and go about your life. But if you don't get permission, you just have to keep
00:51:28
going. So this could last you a whole lifetime. >> Yeah. Oh, you could keep playing this
00:51:32
until you perish. >> Yeah, you could. >> Well, that would really stink. >> Yeah, I won't be doing that. But there
00:51:38
are examples of people who kept playing after the book told them like it was time to stop and [ __ ] got really [ __ ]
00:51:43
weird for them. >> Oh no. >> Yeah. >> Don't do that. >> I read a story about a man who just
00:51:47
disappeared. >> Oh no. >> Yeah. >> Like into thin air. >> Gone. He ran into the woods and they
00:51:53
never found him again. >> Oh no. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] It had creepy pasta vibes, but I
00:51:58
don't know. Could be real. >> But I like it either way. >> I'm I don't like it, but I'm afraid of
00:52:03
it. >> I'm terrified. >> Also, I didn't fart. That was my foot. I saw you. I did not fart.
00:52:10
>> It was my foot. Let me recreate it. >> See? Recreate. >> You know when you can't recreate it,
00:52:16
you're like, I swear. >> I swear it was my fart. >> Well, what a good way to end this
00:52:21
episode. >> We are so happy. >> We're so happy. >> I'm so happy. So, we hope you keep listening and we
00:52:32
hope you >> keep it weird. Weird, but not so weird that you don't come on over with us to serious.
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