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hey weirdos I'm Elina I'm Ash and this is [Music] morbin It's marbin we're ourselves again
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honey I don't know why we got went there but it's felt right we tried a transatlantic thing I think almost it's
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like when we did the bobhair Bandit and I tried so hard to be transatlanticism and I just wasn't transatlanticism you
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know death C for Cutie we did a whole thing yeah you know what there's a before Tik Tok goes away we might as
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well start with just nonsense insert before Tik Tok goes away there's this comedian on there her name is
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Carissa and I want to find her real her full name Carissa she she her whole Act is she's like this uh something darling
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is her name does this like she does crow in a Transatlantic accent in full like gown and she's just like what's your
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name darling like it's just like that was really good that's and she does the whole act like that that good and she's
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[ __ ] hilarious so so Carissa go find her go find her and find out where she goes I'm going to find her on there
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while we continue because so I can shout her out I'm not fully convinced that Tik
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tok's going anywhere I don't think anybody really is but if are like I'll be like a little bit sad for probably
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like two days and then I'll be like wow look at all this stuff I completed in my
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free time yeah it eats up a lot of my time it's true so I don't think it's that bad of a thing in thata in that
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scenario but no but I do feel bad for like creators who have made like a living on there and everything well
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that's the thing it's been around for how many years and it's like when you've made a living off of this it's like your
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actual job yeah like our Girl Isabelle oh our Girl Isabelle well I don't know what I'm going to do without Isabelle's
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is analie analie Tyler hone Michaela what am I going to do when I can't go to to we got to P I'm going to be so sad
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when I can't go to P it's a Carissa hendris by the way Carissa Hendrick let me see go find her she's hilar I haven't
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seen her stuff I now want to she got a great what's your name what's your name Max
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Max and she just she just like roasts people like in the in the but but in like the most classy way that's my dream
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job I love her we kind of do that actually she's really funny so just go find her anywhere I don't know find that
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girl find that girl Carissa Hendrick um but yeah I don't know we just went with a 20s theme today yeah it just kind of I
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don't even know whose idea this was maybe it was Mike Mikey was this your idea you mentioned it during the B
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banded I think boom there it is there it our IDE um speaking of like actual regular episodes this is an actual
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episode but it's listener Tales um so we are going to put out Rodney part two Rodney alala part two on Monday if
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you're watching this it's probably like Thursday or like this came out on a Thursday so we just wanted to have like
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a little breather after part one quick little pallet cleanser yeah we're going to get into some gnarly [ __ ] in Parts
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two and three so this is like your um little send off into that which is nice yeah yeah we love it yeah I picked the
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Tails today um they are there's like sort of a theme I guess I feel like there's a theme but without a theme yeah
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I dides are right I looked for like I I searched the word Gatsby I searched the creepy doll and uh Speak Easy I like
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that yeah all things that you know felt like they the time and even if they're not it makes sense yeah also I want to
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wear these gloves every day as you should also I had something really cool happen before this and having trouble
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concentrating and I can't say what it is yet but it's awesome it is it's really cool I just had to say that and we can't
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say too much because I feel I give things away so easily like with my face and like even like one I'll say one
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thing and people are like I know exactly what you're saying and I'm like I was really trying to be I was trying to be
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undercover there trying to be koi I could never be a arar no or well I guess maybe maybe I'd be a good n you just
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wouldn't be a good undercover like you couldn't be like an informant no no oh my God I think about that all like when
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we no I I I think about that a lot I think about that a lot when we do like cases where somebody wears a wire I'm
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like I could never first of all like my IBS could I would just [ __ ] myself inant
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my IBS could my IBS could not handle that and neither could my delicate psyche cuz we're we're one step away
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from a full break I just laugh anytime I'm feeling any type of way I start laughing or smiling so I'd be so shitty
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remember the time that I was I can't I won't say who it is but remember the time we had to go to a funeral together
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and we couldn't stop laughing because I just can't handle emotions no nothing was funny it was actually very sad but
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we were sat together a church pew if you can [ __ ] picture that and we just couldn't stop laughing we couldn't and
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my grandpa gave a eulogy and it was so B true it was super great guy we were like oh God the
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greatest of guy you know I freaking loved that guy but it's yeah I can anytime to process an emotion I laugh or
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smile it's really and I I often have to say I'm not finding this funny I I am upset like I have to tell people like
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I'm I'm upset I promise yeah that's your tism too it is it's very much it's part
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of that and so I don't it's just so this is the only way I know how to process anything so I'm just going to like
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maniacally laugh for okay which this is a good thing so it makes sense do you want to go first do you think that will
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be helpful or do you want first that that sounds good dive in cuz I'm so happy OG morvid she's about to dive in
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everybody I'm about to dive in there it is oh that was really good Alicia that was good is she here this go we need
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like a little like Seance table in front of us which I feel like we're dressed for oh yeah you're you're actually I
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feel like something about the green is giving Berry Madame Leota oh I love that LE is it Leona or Leota it's whatever
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you want it to be thank you this is your show it can be what you want Trixie and
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K say and not yours exactly so you can make it whatever you want I wish we took that tagline I know like I wish we
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thought of it that's a great Tex like I wish we stole that from I wish we could steal it no I love them so should I do
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the time a ghost shoved peaches up my nose yeah that one's really funny actually just nose I said nosed I'm not
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really sure I didn't even hear that you said no you say whatever you want to say
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I will cuz it's my show and not yours just kidding hi there spooky gals hi my name is Jesse okay I was making sure I
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could use it I can use it I don't mind if you use it I appreciate you ladies and whatnot I would say all the mushy
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stuff but I'm not good at that neither is this one me neither I'm the mushiest gush so I'll just say you love us we
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love us we love you in fact I had to say something really mushy to John the other
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night you did I had like a moment you know how you get that moment of feeling like overwhelmingly appreciative yeah
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like you're just like wow you're so lovely yeah and I get to hang with you forever yeah and so I had all these like
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weird like emotions about it and he happened to be upstairs doing something so I texted him and I literally said I
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don't know how to do this in person so deal with it and he was like that first part of the text had me D also 18 years
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into marriage I don't really know how to tell you how much I love you so deal with it so deal with it I'm going to
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text it to you but he was like he literally was like I'm dying you're unreal sorry I had a little piece of
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hair and like just like one piece of hair oh that happens to me a lot there it is I got it so it says insert Bunch
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insert Bunches of mush here LOL honestly that's essentially what I did to John the other I love that you you guys are
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the best and get what I mean I do I love you I appreciate you I respect you I previously sent this t in but after
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rereading it due to my BFF Alysa you can use her name thank you cuz I used it um
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who also loves morbid by the way thank you Alysa Alissa told me I severely spelled Ottoman
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wrong I mean that happens I would have done that too I don't spell things correct I realized that in an effort to
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stay on topic and not get distracted a million times like I tend to do that my tail was pretty was actually pretty
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short and needed more zest oh I love zest we love zest darlingest we're we're going for the zest zest zest however if
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you want to quick one then feel free to use the original version I'm not picky I
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want this one Yeehaw let's get into it I'm from Florida hence my Yeehaw I was wondering ye-haw anywh who I'm a
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full-time dog Nanny that's awesome another dream job that I could [ __ ] great I could handle yeah I could do
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that my IBS could definitely take that and they said yes you could call it a pets sitter but dog Nanny sounds way
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cooler I like dog nanny I agree dog Nanny yeah a nanny for dogs yeah for text back in the day I used to groom
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dogs full-time and give them snazzy haircuts shout out to Ash I know it's not the same but still we were both some
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sort of hair stylist it's also probably better cuz dogs can't talk yeah and you got to make those dogs look fresh so it
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makes sense one thing I'm going to miss about Tik Tok is watching dog V dog grooming videos yes when they make them
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look like little teddy bears little teddy bears little teddy bears and they put the little bows on their love it I
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love that back then I didn't dog Nanny much since I was focused on being a dog Barber but there was a family with two
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dogs that I have always made time to Nanny for and I have claimed the dogs as my own since then I would do that too I
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visit them three to five times a week I'd like to think if the doggies were to become parentless for whatever reason
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that they would come live with me over anyone else in the family I love how dark that thought is if their entire
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family died I feel like I would get custody of them I feel like if for some reason their parents just weren't here
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anymore that I would get those dogs if they just like vanished off the entire Earth I love your mind love it it's good
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I've had dogs written to me in people's Wills that's like High Praise that's the
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highest of Praise like truly are you leaving me to your dogs damn you got to I mean I trust you with them for sure
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but I wouldn't want to disrupt your cats that's the cuz I care about those cats yeah thank you I care about those dogs
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we'll figure it out later we'll figure it out off camera cool uh not going anywhere yeah you know let's hope they
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stay alive because while I want all the dogs in the world I already have two amazing fur babies of my own and if I
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end up with more I may need to get a bigger house yeah well already righty for the first few years the family
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mentioned above lived in a beautiful safe feeling house well not anymore uhoh last year they moved the pet parent as I
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like to call it had mentioned that her mother who previously owned the home Left Behind Some antique items such as
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vintage mirrors figurines and the scariest dolls you have ever seen all throughout the house plus the house is
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covered in old timey wallpaper which isn't super relevant other than the spooky ooky Vibes I love which isn't
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super relevant but spooky yie I love like vintagey wallpaper in fact there's a wallpaper man at my house right now
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figuring out how much wallpaper I need to order which is really badass I'm so excited it makes me want to wall I'm
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order so much wallpaper I love that flash forward to the first time I had a slumber party with the dogs there there
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was a double closet in the room I was staying in I was hearing sounds from one side of the closet through throughout
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the night kind of like a tapping or soft banging noise no I'm a scaredy cat in general so this was a huge nope for me I
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open that side of the closet only to find creepy dolls in rocking chairs specifically doll-sized rocking chairs
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you said in rocking chairs or and rocking chairs and rocking chairs I just pictured like dolls on one side multiple
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rocking chairs on the other and these are dolls in the Rock in their doll-sized rocking chairs just tiny
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rocking chairs ready I'm going to look at every camera and say no no no no that's not even my camera but I'm going
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to look at it and say no uhuh not up in here no it reminds me of Ma I love that [ __ ] I love that [ __ ]
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so much love that [ __ ] but at home in one of our hallways ma had I'm not [ __ ] your dicks guys she had three
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like big like three three story cases of dolls yeah and let me tell you when you're like sneaking home at night after
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like a little the dolls you sneak home at night fully sober you walk up the stairs in
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the daytime at that house fully sober the do they're going to eat you the dolls they're coming at you they're
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staring at you she loves the do oh and I had to walk past every case to get to my
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room I think that's why so obviously I grew up in that house and I grew up with those dolls yeah that's your mom I am
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not freaked out by dolls and I think it's because I spent my entire formative years being exposed to those dolls being
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in my life at all times I spent a lot of time being exposed to those dolls too and I hate them I mean I don't know what
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it is cuz I think I'm just so used to them I was used to her getting dolls for different like holidays I think there's
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a puppy crying there is a puppy crying she wants to say hello she said you're talking about doggies and I'm a dog
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hello uh that's definitely a blanch that's definitely a blch blch she said I like the 19 20s my name's blanch can I
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wear a dress uh but yeah I I'm not freaked out by dolls like dolls don't freak me out in general like obviously a
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scary doll like a [ __ ] Annabelle or something like that is going to give me like the Willies but like yeah dolls in
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general I'm just kind of like okay the word doll is losing all meaning doll doll now I'm just thinking R doll yeah
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um but yeah I don't like dolls what a journey that went up that's the inside of my brain for you now I'm thinking
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roll doll and you know what James and the Giant Peach peaches peaches but J and the giant peaches rolled allll
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[Music] right is yeah Oh I thought you said James in the Giant Peach is a real doll
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right and I said did you see did you see the math going on yeah it's real dll yeah we're
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here no it is we're here we're here with you we're here we're getting back into the story yeah you connects it connects
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Peach is here at first though again I misunderstood you we're not getting back into it I thought said roll call roll
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call Mikey present still big red yes all right here we are love it after that the
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closet kept opening by itself overnight hate that uh I would go to sleep only to
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wake up with it being open and seeing the creepy dolls staring into my mother freaking
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soul my sister who doesn't believe in ghosts told me to compliment the dolls and asked them to chill which I I think
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she believes in ghosts then she does cuz she's like you better make friends with
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she said be nice to them so they don't eat your soul she said which I did I told them they were very pretty but were
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freaking me out not sure if it helped though or if you're supposed to talk to Spooky dolls in general oops after this
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it went on for days to the point that I needed my boyfriend a complete skeptic to come stay with me out of fear he
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didn't believe any of it the closet had those accordion type doors that scrunch open he put an ottoman or ottoman I like
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that whatever one however you spell it foot rest thingy I sure don't know how to spell it and still can't figure it
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out Alissa thought I was trying to spell abdomen abdomen that's what I thought when I first read this taale I think
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it's OT t t o m an that's what I thought cuz I think it's ottoman or is that like
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Ottoman Empire who's that that's like that who the [ __ ] is whose Empire which one the Ottoman Empire when
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was that I can't tell I will I will claim ignorance on that I don't know what time period it was the Ottoman
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Empire was an AB abute and constitutional monarchy that ruled over a large area of oh I remember this it's
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in like the very low numbers yeah yeah yeah the 14 well the 14th century to the early 20th century though I don't know a
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lot about it I will not claim to it's also known as the Turkish Empire I've heard of that there go okay you know
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this is all reading about learning new you know what's actually insane I took honors history boom boom all right sorry
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we are interrupting you a lot all right so he put an ottoman not the Empire but at the footrest thingy in front of the
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closet so I would feel safe and would know that the closet wouldn't be able to open well there you go jokes on him
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because the next morning the other side of the closet was open oh he asked if I had done it to which I said no uh-uh no
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sir no no boyfriend no sir I told you this place was spooky it's spooky my goodness honestly I'm glad he got
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spooked out because now he believes me after that I hadn't stayed in the house until a month ago this time I was
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offered to stay in a different bedroom to which I gladly accepted yes please there were no creepy dolls but a few odd
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things there was an exterior house light right outside the window that would turn
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on and off throughout the night I figured it was a sensor issue or at least that's what I tried to convince
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myself the bathroom would randomly make weird noises like weird gurgle noises that sounded like they were coming from
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the ceiling that's the ghost of me just gurgling up in the ceiling yes um that was me a second ago yeah did you guys my
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stomach was like we got to like I don't even know if we'll need to but we need to see if we can like amplify that yeah
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cuz I'm hungry maybe just another house issue the flipping wall made weird banging noises
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off and on too but I had to pretend it was all just a coincidence anyways cuz duh it's better to avoid problems it
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really is but then throughout the night and only at night time I would get an aggressive smell of peach in my nose
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that's nice that is NI at first I when I was reading it I thought you were going
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to say pee just yeah PE wouldn't be great like urine urine uh urine but peaches peaches I'll say to it yeah not
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like an aroma in the room but like all the way up my nose how rude that is a little bit rude it was as if somebody
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actually shoved an entire right Peach up my nostril no thanks ghosty maybe the dogs were farting and whoever in the
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afterlife felt bad and they were like you shouldn't smell that cuz you're so sweet and you take care of these dogs
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they said here's some peaches take some peaches millions of peaches peaches for free up in your nose I searched for
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Outlets with air fresheners and didn't find anything it kept occurring the whole stay only at random creepy times
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at night at this point I decided there was only one logical option I had to accept that the ghost really wanted me
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to know that they smelt good because what else am I going to do yeah I'm stuck here for two weeks yeah I told the
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ghosty that I was just there to take care of the pups and asked it to chillax a little so that we could be you know
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buddies fair not sure that helped either since those occurrences kept happening over the two weeks it's safe to say that
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I was a little bit sleep deprived but Peach ghost never harmed me so we're on good terms now yeah I would say so
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anyways I've avoided the creepy dolls at all costs since like I said I befriended
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my peachy ghost friend maybe I'm spending another week at the house now so maybe I'll have more ghostly
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encounters keeps it weird but not so weird that ghosts shove very fragrant peaches up your nose attaching pictures
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of the cute puppies just for fun below as well as scary dolls also going to add my personal fur babies because I love
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them so so so much I could just Mell thanks for everything you guys really are the best so are you I love you oh
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those are scary dolls the dolls also that scary ship captain doll is a little little much oh you're puer tins wait I
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need to look at this look at them oh the one of them is literally smiling shut up
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I love them oh God I love putins wait I want to see the cap what the [ __ ] I love
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perer tins oh yeah I don't like the captain it's like a sh a ship captain statue yeah I don't know about that dog
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Jessie I love it I love you I love Alyssa I love Ottomans I love it all look at this look at this look at
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this we're in orbit all right we're in orbit she's not okay I'm not okay I'm going to read listener tale was my dog
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possessed yes maybe the theme is dogs the answer is yes the theme is for babies um I literally picked this
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listener tale because you are so Gorge and so is your partner and so are your dogs I showed it to you already oh that
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picture yeah that's lit I was like Wow and I was like pick that and then I said I want to look like you in my next life
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it's true she did all right so this listener tale I think I can say her name says it's hot mess pooches and it says
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hey ladies I [ __ ] love y'all I [ __ ] love you this is long as [ __ ] some of it's ADHD ramble but oh well
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cool we just did that for about 42 minutes so taale number one and you're still here uh I did the double space
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large font puaa because I'm old and did not wear my glasses while typing this because that would have been the smart
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thing to do I've attached a story about the time I think my dog was possessed with a side story about how my uncle was
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not the Circleville letter writer and how I almost got married in the ramper street murder house my life is [ __ ]
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weird feel free to use my first name my last name may sound familiar and the first name is Natalie Natalie oh there
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it is I was like I literally went like this waiting I was like do it I like what's the oh is it suan Joan
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Joan that's my favorite what she does Joan hold on now I need water Joan all right my name is Natalie feel
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free to use my name and any other names in my story we'll do Natalie we'll do Natalie I don't remember exactly when I
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started listening to you because what the [ __ ] is time anymore but I will say agreed you two have kept me company as I
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transported rescue rescue dogs all over the country for the last few years oh my
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goodness your podcast has helped me keep my eyes peeled as I travel thousands of
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miles often only accompanied by dogs you two have taught me a ton of lessons that
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have probably saved my my ass fresh airs for dead people hell yeah and have helped validate my true disdain for
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humans I love that that's what we're here for that is what we're here for I've been meeting people are going to
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people and you should know that yeah sometimes they people Goods most time they people bad they people Goods they
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people bads and that's why we disdain them exactly I like using disdain as a verb I like it all right I've been
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meaning to write for a while but as the Director of a nonprofit dog rescue [ __ ] can you get any cooler I
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hope you mention what it is cuz I'll say it yeah uh anytime I would sit down and
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start typing I would give into exhaustion and find myself falling asleep at my keyboard I understand that
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a recent car accident I'm sorry finally forced me to slow down and gave me the time to write to tell you how long I've
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been trying to get a listener tale into you the case I was going to write to you
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about originally was actually covered in 2022 episode 328 the circle Ville letter writer that
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was one of my favorite episodes to do that's a wild one that's a really interesting case this case is what
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sparked my interest in True Crime why you may ask why all right I looked it up and it's I think it's fresh hour so Paul
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fresh hour was my uncle some of my very first memories include visiting him in prison when I was just a young when the
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Unsolved Mysteries uh episode about the case came out my dad sat me down and we watched together my family didn't talk
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about the case very often but none of us believed that my Uncle Paul was capable
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of attempted murder you remember that yeah he ended up getting put away in prison for like 10 years damn and that's
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your uncle and I wasn't so sure about that either but he actually the person this man would have given you the shirt
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off his back and was the first to ask how many dog how my dogs were at my family gatherings when he was found
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unresponsive in his car after the heart attack that eventually took his life his
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trusty toy poodle Tommy was by his side oh Tommy Tommy the toy poodle I love that I want a poodle my dad what you
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that was just like felt like an intrusive thought you were like I want a poodle kind of my
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dad was one of those like must have poodle I need a pole ni Tommy oh my God my dad was one of seven children and
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my Uncle Paul was my favorite after my dad I truly believe Karen sue his ex-wife set him up Paul served 10 years
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in prison to protect his son who was roped into the setup by his mom yes Paul was absolutely the kind of person who
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would give up his own freedom for those he loved unfortunately Karen Sue passed away last month and has taken her secret
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to the grave but that's not what this listener tale is about so I'm going to give you a short backstory without
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rambling but I'm not going to make any promises because ADHD I feel that I grew up going to my
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dad's house in Columbus Ohio and my mom's house just outside of Houston Texas for those of you who do not know
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New Orleans is a m is a mere 5 hours from Houston if your mom drives like a bat out of Hill that's crazy I know I
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didn't realize that yeah geography I was going to say geography geography back in
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2002 back in 2002 I was a pretty angsty teen spoiler alert I am now a full-fledged misanthropic Elder goth and
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learn that my favorite musician lived close enough to talk my alcoholic mother into weekend trips and uh to the
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Crescent City she would drink and gamble while I would roam the streets with friends hoping to run into the dark lord
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of Industrial Music himself do you know who that is a Trent resner is that he's nin right yeah he's
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N I just I don't know I'm just the dark lord of industrial music just makes me think of Trent rner yeah I could see
00:25:24
that but um well am I right I don't think it ends up saying oh the city immediately owned a piece of my soul if
00:25:31
I if you have never been to nins it's not like any other City you will ever visit I could go on and on about the
00:25:36
food the Jazz the drinks the art the history the best bar down the alleyway you'll miss if you blink the card
00:25:43
readers in Jackson Square or the Speak Easy that the vampire sent you to above the unassuming Bourbon Street bar that
00:25:51
sounds [ __ ] awesome yeah it does it's almost like an alternate universe and if
00:25:55
you are sensitive the energy will keep you coming back it's like a drug if you're a weirdo who has never felt like
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you have had had a home anywhere else a I love that beautifully said but made me
00:26:05
sad that really is really but you know what you got an Allin I Ain got Allin as an adult I make any excuse to visit and
00:26:11
will often wrap up wrap up my dog transport trips with a stop in my favorite City to decompress it's badass
00:26:17
that is one of the strangest sites I have ever seen was the French Corridor late spring 2020 my boyfriend at the
00:26:22
time had never been to New Orleans and so I thought we would stop on our way back to Texas from the Midwest it was a
00:26:28
literal Ghost Town plenty of souls but very few were living oo love that I like that you're like very poetic you are
00:26:35
very poetic we were able to walk through the middle of the street with our dogs as I gave him a tour of the quarter
00:26:40
passing by maybe three or four humans along the way it was surreal but the energy of the city I love just wasn't
00:26:46
there a few months later the city had started to open back up so we decided to visit again I wanted to show my now
00:26:52
boyfriend the city I have obsessed over since I was a teen we will call my ex Jeff mostly because that's his name
00:26:58
and he will probably [ __ ] his pants if he hears y'all tell this story hell yeah
00:27:02
Jeff mostly because that's his name that's a great reason to call him that it is it's the perfect reason we found
00:27:09
an amazing deal on a dog friendly Historic Hotel right in the French Quarter so we decided to treat ourselves
00:27:15
after another 2,000 mile trip moving dogs to homes and partner rescues Midwest that's amazing I know I always
00:27:22
travel with a few of my own personal dogs because I have separation anxiety so a long walk around the French Quarter
00:27:27
was the first thing we did this is where I mention that I'm also a professional dog trainer and behavior specialist damn
00:27:33
my dogs have traveled with me all over the country and are used to staying in hotels after a long walk around the
00:27:39
French Quarter we checked out uh we checked into our hotel unloaded our bags and set up dog crates in our room we
00:27:46
made plans to have dinner and join a haunted history walking tour I want to do that so bad that sounds I want to do
00:27:52
that right now let's book a trip let's go Jeff and I Jeff his real name and I got the dog settled and walked out the
00:27:59
hotel room to head to dinner I always wait outside the hotel room door to listen for my dogs to settle but this
00:28:04
evening that didn't happen attacus I love that attakus I love that wait until you hear the next name my most behaved
00:28:11
deaf boy was scratching at the door and his deaf adopted sister daa Von fleas adus are you serious da Von fleas
00:28:21
daa Von fleas is the best dog name in the history of dog names hands down like nobody else name your dog again that
00:28:29
beats Kevin way better than Kevin that beats Kevin Valentina Kevin the beston fleas but daon fleas was crying
00:28:39
in her crate oh no we figured they just hadn't had enough time out after a long trip and decided to take them to dinner
00:28:44
and on the walking tour with us I'm attaching a photo of myself with the three dogs who are with us on the trip
00:28:49
Lilith daa and attakus and Lilith my Tattoo's name is lutch Love Now an evening of perusing
00:28:56
the French Quarter in August seem like a lot for most dogs but these are young dations and they're [ __ ] adorable oh
00:29:02
my God they're stupid cute they were literally bred for running miles upon miles we had dinner outside next to
00:29:08
Jackson Square which is now full of artists street performers and psychics but was once where the city held their
00:29:13
executions oh I scanned the square for my favorite tarot card reader but I didn't see her I'd been drawn to her
00:29:19
several years prior because of the wolves on her alter cloths oh that's cool my readings would often end with a
00:29:25
discussion about our dogs and something she had said has stuck with with me dogs
00:29:29
with I think it's heterochromia I think it's the the eye thing two different colored eyes can see
00:29:35
the living and the dead oh I [ __ ] love that it for some reason it gives me like Game of Thrones White Walkers Vibes
00:29:43
oh my like dire wolves like oh I [ __ ] love that idea yeah specifically they can see the living with their dark eye
00:29:51
and the Dead with their light eye which I think is so [ __ ] I'm obsessed with that idea yeah oh I love that well on
00:29:59
this trip we didn't have any dogs with heterochromia but daa's eyes are both ice blue and I wanted to see what she
00:30:05
would say about that which I that's probably like um rare for a dation I would think I would think so usually
00:30:11
they have dark eyes right I think so yeah MH please cut that out so we finished our dinner and spent the rest of our
00:30:19
evenings on a haunted history tour through the French Quarter there were locations where the dogs seemed to be
00:30:24
bothered by something and they definitely tried pulling us across the street upon approaching the Lori Mansion
00:30:29
but otherwise it was a normal long walk we went back to the hotel and settled for the night as we were all finally
00:30:34
exhausted then at 3:00 a.m. Jeff woke me up telling me he thinks daa is having a
00:30:39
seizure I come launch myself out of bed and see her crate rocking back and forth
00:30:44
he throws open the door and tries to grab her and she sinks her teeth into his hand before shooting out of her
00:30:49
crate and under the bedside table across the room holy [ __ ] she was howling like
00:30:54
I've never seen a dog howl before I reached for her and her teeth sank into to my hand as she urinated at this point
00:31:00
I'm sure everyone in the hotel has heard her howls despite trying to calm her her
00:31:04
ice blue eyes locked in on the window curtains that went from the ceiling to the floor She launched herself across
00:31:10
the room one more time and and attempted to climb up the curtains she was in such
00:31:14
a f frenzy I feared that she would hit the glass with such force that she would Yeet herself out the window and down
00:31:21
three stories to I think de Deer Street holy [ __ ] after what seemed like a half
00:31:26
hour daa finally exhausted herself and retreated back into her crate Jeff and I thought for sure we we would be asked to
00:31:32
leave the hotel but no knock came or call the next morning when we checked out no one mentioned a thing daa had
00:31:38
never had an episode like this before and four years later she has not had another one like it nor have I seen
00:31:44
anything like it with any other dog was my dog possessed could she see the dead or is she just a Nutty Dalmation I I go
00:31:52
with possessed I think possessed especially the fact that they were kind of like acting strange while you were on
00:31:57
the walking like out of character I tried doing research on the hotel we stayed at but I didn't find anything
00:32:03
particularly daming the whole French Quarter is haunted if you ask me and if you don't believe in that sort of thing
00:32:08
there are plenty of vampires witches and Voodoo practitioners who may tickle your
00:32:12
fancy there instead that's so [ __ ] cool side note many years ago I was engaged like any good uh like any good
00:32:18
golf I planed to get married in New Orleans oh yeah I found a little Museum on Rampart Street where we could have a
00:32:23
small ceremony and celebration my ex- fiance's mom was outraged when she found out that I had put the deposit down on
00:32:30
the Rampart Street Murder House the Zach and Addie story oh my goodness yeah I didn't realize I would have been getting
00:32:39
dressed for my wedding in the same space where Zach had dismembered his girlfriend Addie before jumping to his
00:32:44
death I didn't make the connection my God I didn't make the connection until after enduring her outrage two weeks
00:32:52
prior to the wedding on Friday October 13th my father had a massive stroke calling us to cause cause in us to call
00:32:58
off the wedding long story short had I gone through my wedding I don't think I would be here
00:33:03
today I have absolute chills I had I hadn't read that part earlier I just read the dog part wow whoa wow holy [ __ ]
00:33:13
some kind of an intervention happened yeah I don't know what happened there but damn that's crazy I'm glad that
00:33:20
you're here yeah and I'm sorry that you had glad that that didn't happen and I'm
00:33:25
sorry that you had to endure what you did yeah holy [ __ ] I'm adding a better pick of deivon fleas and some more of my
00:33:31
dogs as well as a pick of the love of my life Salem that's who that is in the picture
00:33:36
and you guys you guys together are absolutely gor literally a work of art I picked the tail because I said I
00:33:44
literally want to look like this woman in my next life she literally did like like she did hand to hand to
00:33:51
whoever me honor I'm not a scout so I thought you were talking about like a judge or something and I was like I
00:34:01
think it's your honor you were like excuse me I was like did you break what happened I understand it cuz you know
00:34:06
you're all excited and stuff I thought you guys would appreciate that my future husband named himself after a sassy
00:34:11
black cat not the town or the witch TR obsessed I'm obsessed any who keep it weird we will and we know that you will
00:34:20
that's [ __ ] awesome even like on an off day she looks like this are you kidding me no you're didn't mean to do
00:34:28
that you're absurdly G beautiful and just like radiate nice good energy you're a work
00:34:36
of art and you and Salem are just like the cutest couple I've ever seen in my life oh my God you guys are just stupid
00:34:44
gorgeous dogs wait I got to show you the picture of Da where's daa look at daa oh
00:34:51
daa look at her eyes she does have beautiful ice blue eyes they're like almost white they're so blue gorgeous
00:34:58
crazy all right let's see should I do creepy doll listener tale another one that's a good one so this one's called
00:35:07
creepy do creepy doll listener tale this one's so good hi weirdos my name is Angelica yes like the Rugrats you can
00:35:13
use my name if you decide to pick this tale to read on the podcast I will simply pass away
00:35:22
RP wow that's like a normal thing to say to that but like I feel like we did the
00:35:27
same get out of my head damn I've been a fan for about a year and the First episodes
00:35:33
I listened to were your Albert Fish ones what a way to start babe you stuck around after that damn for real damn I
00:35:41
almost left after that I I tried and they said you're contracted said no we both said Okay that was it I listened to
00:35:49
it at the gym and was cackling at all your jokes so hard that my husband stopped his workout and wanted to know
00:35:54
what I was listening to when I told him this podcast about about Albert Fish he looked horrified he said qu when I
00:36:00
reassured him it was funny not because of what he did but because of your guy's absolute roast of this man we do be good
00:36:06
at that he understood and became interested in the podcast side note I'm not a huge True Crime junkie since I
00:36:12
already know how horrendous people can be and it makes me sad same same shout out to my fellow social workers oh yeah
00:36:20
you definitely know how horrible people can be but I did take a serial killers course in Creek Community College and
00:36:25
learned a lot about them it was interesting to say the least however I'm more impressed with y'all's
00:36:30
interpretations and retellings I've learned so much that I think I may have to scrub my brain clean and start fresh
00:36:35
but like in a good way cuz I love you yeah I try to do that a lot too yeah I'll shut the [ __ ] up now but please
00:36:41
know I absolutely adore you both and thank you for always making me laugh and for keeping it weird this year has been
00:36:46
rough a rough one and I'm only 25 and what year was this 25 was one of my worst years oh was 2024 so yeah it was a
00:36:53
shitty year yeah and I'm only 25 seriously if things keep on this tra Factory I'm not sure I'll make it very
00:36:59
far you will yeah this is going to be a better year do things typically get better or worse but for reals listening
00:37:05
to you guys helps distract me from the [ __ ] that is life I am currently unemployed shout out to having a menty
00:37:11
bee and writing this story has filled me filled up a lot of my time and for that
00:37:15
I am grateful for the opportunity even if it is not selected wow girl selected broke I literally broke while saying it
00:37:23
she's said subed sorry for any why did I laugh like that did you hear that neither of you reacted to
00:37:35
that like am I deavon flee what the [ __ ] mom not her never mind she's she's like an old man Muppet like
00:37:52
an old man Muppet like Marley and Marley and Marley woo that's a banger yeah I I I didn't like the Muppets for a
00:38:06
long time my mother I know my mother-in-law was really pissed about it but we watched theas I was so I was so
00:38:13
against watching it for a long time but it's Drew's favorite movie so I was like
00:38:16
I have to it's like Michael Kane had no business going as hard as he goes in that movie I he didn't he's topnotch no
00:38:24
that's a good yeah no that's a good movie [ __ ] awesome I I would I feel um r as you should anyway anyway though
00:38:33
back to your story 25 sucked BS 24 24 and 25 were [ __ ] [ __ ] 26 got better cuz I got engaged and then 27 and 28
00:38:44
have been fun so I think the closer that I think 25 is like a hard point in life
00:38:48
cuz you're like in the middle and I think friends get weird yeah and I think the closer you get to 30 but when you
00:38:54
get into your 30s I feel like it starts being awesome yeah like I feel like I the closer I got
00:38:59
to 30 was like a plus I had my twins at 30 so it was like the beginning of like awesomeness I think yeah yeah I think
00:39:09
the the closer you get to like making your own family or like even like you know getting married or anything like
00:39:15
that and like choosing your own space it's to me my 20s are overrated maybe your 20s are awesome and
00:39:23
like for that you are lucky I be good for you I haven't heard I've heard everybody be like my
00:39:28
20s I think your 20s are just like a redo of your teens but like with a little more information and then your
00:39:35
30s are like wow we got to we got we got to like overhaul this whole thing yeah yeah yeah it's going to be so attached
00:39:42
is a double space puaa and Word document in Times New Roman size 14 font documenting the time my dad found old
00:39:48
dolls hidden inside of a wall damn uh as in to the windows to the walls I have attached photos as well for Vi viewing
00:39:56
pleasure I'm breaking again sorry in advance if they give you the creeps they see they seem to have that effect on
00:40:02
people I hope it's not too long and not too boring keep it weird and maybe don't
00:40:06
look at these photos after dark much love Angelica yeah no it brings um viewing displeasure but like in a yeah fun way
00:40:16
uh also the name of this uh listener tail is why I picked it [ __ ] topnotch to the window to the walls to
00:40:24
the walls to the sweat drip down my doll my dolls it is to the windows to the walls
00:40:35
to the Str sweat drip down my dolls love it you're an icon aming a little background may be helpful before we get
00:40:42
into the story My Father does Home Improvement and often has to demo houses he gets to tear down walls break [ __ ]
00:40:48
and have a good time doing it also I would I literally paid to do that once called hell yeah and I want to do it
00:40:55
again uh during this process sometimes he gets lucky and finds Treasures let me tell you rich people love to throw away
00:41:02
perfectly good [ __ ] all the time we got a $3,000 like new stove for our home because said rich people wanted to throw
00:41:08
it in a dumpster why the [ __ ] are you throwing out a perfectly good [ __ ] stove anyway my dad has found some great
00:41:15
things along the way and usually passes these things to me he's given me books CDs records Antiques and housewares on
00:41:23
one occasion he brought home 10 trash bags full of vintage clothing including one deceased woman's wedding dress and
00:41:29
her mother's wedding dress from the 1920s huh huh was it mine was it mine it wasn't 1920s uh it's like
00:41:40
thrifting but I don't need to do any work or spend any money well my dad has many interesting stories and has one of
00:41:46
the most chaotic lives I know the story is not really about him although he would love it if it were he would fill
00:41:52
up an entire episode of listener Tales just telling you about the past few years of his life but alas this is a
00:41:57
story about the time my dad found a case of dolls inside of a wall my dad was demoing a house somewhere in Baltimore
00:42:04
it had already been vacated we know nothing of the previous owners and the new owners had asked my dad to break
00:42:09
down a few walls for a new project piece of cake my dad does this all the time as
00:42:13
he's doing his thing probably while listening to Bruce Springsteen he could see something hidden hiding inside the
00:42:19
wall my dad has seen a lot of [ __ ] in his day but nothing like this he starts to rip away the wall and what he found
00:42:25
shook him it's a hand made case with a plexiglass front with some tiny creepy ass looking dolls inside each doll was
00:42:34
TI zip tied to a wooden board with holes in it why of attached photos why she has
00:42:43
attached isn't that the scariest [ __ ] you've ever seen why are they they're zip tied like like by the neck
00:42:50
yeah yeah and not the weirdest [ __ ] you ever saw I don't like it I don't love it
00:42:55
and they're all different little creepy dolls like some of them are baby dolls yeah wait till you find out what they
00:43:00
are I don't like these at all holy [ __ ] he just found that at a wall yeah there's a lot going on there I mean
00:43:07
they're kind of cute in a creepy way right no no wrong wrong uh obviously when my dad found these little [ __ ]
00:43:13
he thought what the [ __ ] my weird ass daugh daughter will love this [ __ ] that
00:43:16
would be Papa riia he would brn those 100% I sat in the living room with him as he recounted his tail he was sure
00:43:22
that they were haunted because why else were they buried in someone's wall that's the thing I thought they were a
00:43:26
little little creepy but overall endearing and I was more so curious of the origins of the Dolls me too I'm
00:43:32
curious of the origins I don't find them endearing though I also found it interesting they were zip tied by their
00:43:37
necks to the board same to keep them for there for viewing or to contain them from committing doll acts of evil we
00:43:43
will never know I think the ladder yeah they have been zip tied and secured behind the plexiglass for as long as I
00:43:49
have had them and I would be lying if I said I was not at least a little bit scared of the idea of releasing them
00:43:54
from their habitat in fear that they may be maybe the case has been blessed or whatever and opening it would unleash
00:43:59
some little doll demons just like in the movies and I'm not about to be the dumb
00:44:03
[ __ ] who dies from her mistake good for you man see if they right if they do decide to One Day become haunted I like
00:44:10
that they like they'll just be like dormant and then they'll just become haunted someday they Reserve that right
00:44:15
yeah oh thank you y'all will absolutely be the first to know if I am still alive
00:44:19
to tell the tale hell yeah brother thank you hell yeah that's an honor rure that's an honor it is I also want to
00:44:25
share that we moved recently and the movers refused to move them to our new home they were a little creeped out by
00:44:30
them that's actually hilarious I I wish I was a fly on the wall for that conversation like they just go in the
00:44:35
other room and they're like no dude I'm not moving that and the other one's like
00:44:38
I'm not touching it either doing that this is kind of part J like what are we supposed to tell them like we're
00:44:42
supposed to be growing to adults why aren't we touching the dolls I'm not touching the dolls like I can hear it in
00:44:47
my head I guess so like I can hear it I liked your bit I'm going to write a whole script out Alena's next book is
00:44:53
just the M the dolls now on I search to understand more I came across a group on
00:44:59
Facebook that is specifically for dolls and doll collecting oh [ __ ] I just want
00:45:03
to say that those guys are on it and very good at what they do as soon as I post shout out to that group hey group
00:45:10
as hey group as soon as I posted the dolls people went crazy and I had multiple offers in my inbox apparently
00:45:17
these things are worth worth something besides just Nightmares From what I could gather the dolls inside are
00:45:22
considered Penny dolls during World War II soldiers would buy them for their children and bring them home to the US
00:45:29
they are rare and very sought after by doll lovers and collectors the dolls likely have real human
00:45:37
hair no than I don't want to know where they got the hair and hope to never find
00:45:41
out given what was going on in the world during that time that's exactly where what I was thinking yeah no thank you
00:45:47
you can tell by looking at them that someone took great care to make the dolls as detailed as possible maybe the
00:45:53
person who I don't know hid them in the walls still very sus knew they were valuable and wanted to preserve them and
00:45:59
keep them away from the sunlight or maybe they were [ __ ] terrified of them yeah but I don't if I was so scared
00:46:04
of something I don't think I'd put it in my wall no so it can just like breed contempt for me in there I don't want
00:46:10
that breed contempt you are a writer I do not want that I feel like it was a practical joke some I feel like they are
00:46:19
haunted maybe the original owner tried to get rid of them but each time they threw them away they reappeared on the
00:46:24
person's doorstep like that creepy Ouija board in that one listener's tale I hate
00:46:28
that I think that's what happened so they put them in the wall I'm not sure what the doll's origin story is but I
00:46:33
think we can all agree that hiding them in your wall is a bit strange I think it's funny I think it's kind of funny I
00:46:39
think it's a practical joke I think they were blessed because they were haunted and probably ruining the original
00:46:44
owner's life and they were told to put it in the wall so that they would never be
00:46:49
found probably and Disturbed and now they've been Disturbed I feel like you if you didn't
00:46:55
want them to be disturbed though you'd like them in the backyard but that's hard cuz there's a lot of them and it's
00:47:00
big putting them in a wall is just like putting something in a wall is like tough though you got to like cut the
00:47:05
wall over well that's the other thing that's a lot that's why a practical joke is that's a pretty intense practical
00:47:10
joke oh I will commit to a practical joke samies but how many people will do that pull you know yeah let's see would
00:47:16
you would you open your wall as a practical joke I just thought of Jasper on Tik Tok when she's like who wants
00:47:23
Buffalo chiten Wings raise your your hand what was the first one if you want was it mozzarella stick or something I
00:47:34
think it was you want mozzarella STI ra your hand Buffalo chiten fingers my dad gave these dolls to me
00:47:43
when I was around 18 and I'm 25 now I live with my husband cat and dog Luna Pictures attached I heard you guys were
00:47:50
into that kind of thing we are it we love animals the dolls hang out in my basement because my husband is
00:47:55
Thoroughly freaked out by the them despite my attempts to reassure him I would love to display them somewhere as
00:48:00
a conversation piece but that's unlikely to ever happen here's what I want you to
00:48:04
do I want you to put make them into a coffee table with the plexiglass being the top of it that's a conversation that
00:48:12
is such a good idea do it that's tell your husband we sent you it's two things it's such a good idea and it's also
00:48:18
something that like a weird couple would propose to do on flea market flip yes yeah absolutely yeah side note I used to
00:48:24
be super afraid of dolls when I was younger I blame this on my aunt who decided to place her super realistic
00:48:29
toddler doll in her hallway with a knife in its hand when I was a child yeah that's her fault that's her fault we'll
00:48:35
fight her if you want that's her fault we can fight her yeah a real knife from her kitchen she got a kick out of that
00:48:42
thankfully I'm now a huge horror fan and love everything spooky and scary and funny enough I [ __ ] love dolls now
00:48:48
the only thing that can truly terrify me are giants and I am betting and pray whoever will [ __ ] listen to whoever
00:48:54
will [ __ ] listen that they are not real I also don't like giant things you don't you she doesn't like giants you
00:49:00
don't like giant things or giants like I don't want like like I mean like you know those ogre sort of yeah yeah like
00:49:08
the Earth Giants from Frozen that would scare the [ __ ] out of me yeah that would
00:49:13
be [ __ ] up I don't like that at all well they could just like squish you yeah I don't like it I can pretty much
00:49:18
handle anything scary but when it comes to Giants a line is crossed and if they ever do turn out to be real I will exit
00:49:24
this life before things get too spicy just just kidding just kidding just kidding I like how n that is anyway I
00:49:30
will keep these dolls probably forever all jokes aside the history and craftsmanship are incredible I know I
00:49:36
sound like a huge weirdo but hey we all have our things you're not weird now that I've given you some spookies I need
00:49:42
to give you some Giggles I also included a photo of my Princess Diana rip doll that my mother got me for a few years
00:49:48
ago I was convinced for years that I was related to her and that she would rescue
00:49:52
me to be a princess with her I love that for you then I found out that she was very de and that I was not a princess
00:49:58
anyways my husband has convinced me that this is not wait it's not Princess Diana
00:50:03
it's Owen Wilson wearing a dress he's not wrong you might be right he might be right can I get a
00:50:17
wow in your best Owen Wilson voice I don't know wow is that good randomly the other
00:50:25
night we were at a hotel and I woke up at 3:00 a.m. to Owen Wilson on the TV and I was like what the [ __ ] is this and
00:50:30
then I saw JLo and I was like am I what hello am I listen they were in like a weird movie together recently really
00:50:36
yeah she's like a pop star and she's like dating some I think she's dating Bad Bunny I think I saw clips of this
00:50:42
and it looked insane I woke up at 3:00 a.m. and I was just like that's a fever dream that is watch I watched like 15
00:50:48
minutes of it oh my God you showed me little luna AKA Luna tuna Luna tuna I'm obsessed with Luna tuna oh you guys are
00:50:56
cute you guys are adorable give me Luna tuna yeah immediately wait also you have
00:51:01
to put those in your wall when you're when like the time is nigh Luna tuna no I'm just kidding no the dolls yes put
00:51:12
the dolls in your wall like if you know you're going to make an exit from the coil in your walls hit my microphone not
00:51:18
anytime soon but like when you know you're going to when when you're like 98 yeah like when you feel like you're
00:51:23
about to shuffle off this Mortal coil just shove them in your walls just just do a quick home proct yeah just call a
00:51:29
quick contractor but do it early just call him up and say I got job for you I need you to hide these dolls in my walls
00:51:38
I found these dolls in a wall what my dad did when I was a girl and develop an accent okay before you do this Workshop
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it okay yeah you'll you'll get there you got it you have time okay Luna tuna for
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Life Luna tuna Luna tuna I don't I know why I sang it but I did you sing lots of
00:51:58
things I like it it's true I do it's true I do it's true that sounds like a n Bob song The rewater go listen to the
00:52:06
rewatcher this one is listen to tals predicting death is my sick sense oh [ __ ] yeah let's go yeah says hi tub tub
00:52:13
oh you too Ashen Elena oh hey I love you weirdos and hope you read this on the Pod well here we are it is a terrifying
00:52:20
uh yet interesting experience and I haven't heard a listener tell like it so I hope it stands out to sweeten the deal
00:52:25
there's a picture of a puppy and a baby you guys know you guys just know included as a 14o double spaced Porta
00:52:33
and this is actually my second time submitting because I sent it to the wrong email I really want to know who
00:52:38
got that email I also want to know that reading time is approximately 15 minutes
00:52:41
and 15 seconds but not unlike two weirdos I know I stumble on Words a lot damn yeah it do be us and this is from
00:52:49
Millie Millie the biggest and most vivacious hello to Ash Elena and Deb Deb by name VI
00:52:57
my name is Millie use it [ __ ] I will Millie see attached a photo of M simply because when I read I love I always love
00:53:03
a face for context she's Gorge Milly so pretty you that that face card girl [ __ ]
00:53:08
it up [ __ ] it up damn the mug never declines Milly uh I know what you're thinking are you a 511 thick indigenous
00:53:17
woman with a Bodacious booty that's literally what I was thinking yes I am thank you for answering that it's giving
00:53:23
it's giving everything it's giving all the things I need I love it I am a relatively new listener who started her
00:53:28
morbid journey in August of 2022 however I'm quickly catching up to all of the episodes I started at the
00:53:35
most recent and I'm working my way backwards which is apparently not what the normal is but you know what it is
00:53:40
it's what we suggest and we actually suggest that you stop at a certain point and never listen to the early ones yes
00:53:46
in fact that we were talking about this the other day that's actually really funny yeah that we were like whenever
00:53:51
when somebody says they're new to the Pod we're like are you starting from the beginning we like
00:53:57
are you still here like go go from newest to oldest so you can appreciate us later I still goow off on a tangent
00:54:04
obviously but the tangents that my ass would go off on it was a different time I think I was like was I like 22 when we
00:54:11
started there young yeah I was so [ __ ] annoying you were young I'm still pretty annoying but I own it I was
00:54:17
annoying then too and I'm yeah I'm still annoying let's be annoying together forever forever oh that was a good one
00:54:23
it was we didn't never mind I was going to say did we make ey but we did but we did
00:54:29
we went why did I forget instantly immedi are you a witch are you a witch are you we are you a wizard how oh God
00:54:37
all oh God we like don't go on tangents anymore we never go on tangents everyone's like this has been 6 hours
00:54:44
long all right back to Millie's tiil Millie Millie okay we're back we're back so
00:54:53
work your way backwards and stop at a certain point however I'm the far farist I'm the farist in the
00:55:00
fur I'm in the fur farist don't start with the F because then I'll go on a tangent to Conan uh oh he has a song
00:55:07
however I'm the farthest thing away from normal so it's incredibly fitting I'm an
00:55:10
English major so if there are any grammatical errors feel free to call my ass out I'll call the police whoa it
00:55:17
escalated before we get into the gushing I want to give a well-deserved shout out
00:55:20
to the Divine individual who started my unhealthy Obsession your now second biggest fan Ashley asy little Ashley
00:55:27
little she's like me but little I know you two love the art of making others defecate themselves so please use her
00:55:33
full name because she will take a monstrous giddy dump in her jeans Ashley little Ashley just took a dump this is
00:55:40
her photo this is her photo a Ashley you're adorable she's gudge she's big gudge yeah okay gushing time I
00:55:47
absolutely adore you too and I hate people so that's says a lot oh my God you are my people and we hate people too
00:55:53
yeah you've made your way into being a daily part of my life and what I'm driving to and from work and listen to
00:55:58
you on my hourlong commute it feels like I have the two coolest [ __ ] behind me
00:56:02
in the backseat [ __ ] thank you who are constantly almost responsible for my untime untimely demise as I find myself
00:56:08
repeatedly swerving after a laughing fit or nor one time you made me laugh so hard when talking about dick cheese
00:56:13
thought I snotted all over myself and almost died running off the road trying to find a Kleenex don't do that you two
00:56:19
say but if my end includes snot running down my face and tears in my eyes from hysterical laughter about dick cheese
00:56:25
that sounds like a good way to go who are we crazy who are we we're we're just literally we're literally So
00:56:34
Random uh segueing the tale with death this is about a few yet far too many times that
00:56:41
I have predicted death this is cray by the way I'm already sporting doooo drawers and I don't even know if you
00:56:47
read this on the Pod yet so if I hear you reading this then my pants are already off and on fire I love it I live
00:56:54
in a very rural town in New Bruns with Canada I'm talking I graduated with 12 people rural holy [ __ ] I thought other
00:57:01
people's schools were small damn however to begin this story we set the scene in
00:57:06
the big city of Brampton Ontario Brampton is about a half hour from Toronto and is way too big for my liking
00:57:13
I grac the lives of my parents by making my glorious entrance into this hell hole
00:57:17
we call the world on April 4th 2000 that's right Ash I'm an airies sun and moon and my Rising is Capricorn I see
00:57:24
you Elena oh hell yeah double Aries you are fiery as [ __ ] I'm married an Aries
00:57:29
and Capricorn even though Capricorn is an earth sign I feel like they're like pretty pretty Scrappy yeah you're
00:57:36
probably Scrappy yeah you're Scrappy as [ __ ] and I love that about you I get along really well with Aries and
00:57:40
Capricorn same yeah Mom and Dad John and Elena yeah so so make your own most likely accurate assumptions I did we did
00:57:48
my parents divorced a few years after my birth just in 2004 but don't be sorry it
00:57:52
was for the best this is hilarious my dad found him in the awkward situation of accidentally falling into women's
00:57:58
venas and my mother was tired of his quote unquote slip-ups his quote unquote slip-ups fast forward to 20 that's a
00:58:06
great way to describe that I love that that's somebody who has healed yeah you've
00:58:10
healed fast forward to 2006 I'm 6 years old and my dad's living in Bramton with another woman who I'm glad to say he's
00:58:16
no longer with she was a very angry Italian woman who was a bit hard on the Noggin or maybe she wasn't angry and she
00:58:22
just spoke in a Perpetual scream I'm not really sure that's a lot I was playing with Polly Pockets alone in my room Ash
00:58:28
gets it when I had a feeling it made me stop and pause with every strand on my of hair on my little body standing
00:58:35
straight in the air as if I were hanging upside down this feeling and the facial
00:58:39
expression I would have worn is comparable I don't know why I said it like that comparable to someone who is
00:58:44
who horrifically realized that their fart had not in fact been a fart I can't quite describe the feeling but it was if
00:58:51
as if a thousand Dementors had entered the room surrounded me and then simultaneous ly began sucking my soul
00:58:57
out of my body they are the worst part of prison you know Michael Scott did you get that they are that's prison
00:59:03
mic I don't watch the office don't yell at me you got to watch it man maybe prison mic I don't have a vision uh I
00:59:10
didn't have a vision more like an awareness that my great-grandfather who was in perfect health was going to die
00:59:15
oh I walked around with this weight for the entire day asking a six-year-old yeah oh that's like one of your babes oh
00:59:22
asking my dad if he had been talking to Grandpa he said no that he hadn't that day but he just spoke with him the week
00:59:27
before and he asked why I was wondering no reason I replied kicking my feet together and avoiding eye contact I was
00:59:33
just wondering this feeling I remember was not one I wanted to share and kept and it kept me up most of the night I
00:59:39
laid in bed until sleep found me in the early hours of the morning and I arose to my dad standing on uh standing at my
00:59:44
door looking forlorn and also suspicious grandpa passed away last night he said hesitantly his tone was a
00:59:52
mix of grief and suspicion did this man think my small fragile and incapable body could walk a 2-hour Drive in the
00:59:58
middle of the night and somehow un alive my grandfather like come on I remember being heartbroken not only because I had
01:00:04
lost someone important to me my first encounter with death as well uh but because I also felt responsible I knew
01:00:11
it was going to happen but I said nothing because as a child my thoughts feelings and intuitions were typically
01:00:16
dismissed oh relatable that makes me sad for you I know the memory stuck with me
01:00:21
for a while until it began to fade as the years went on I had forgotten about the feeling and what it felt like I
01:00:27
resumed my life and paid it no mind until I was 14 I had my laptop going with karaoke songs as I was home alone
01:00:33
and aspired to be a famous singer at the time hell yeah typically speaking though
01:00:37
in order to be famous you have to be like good at singing which I was not think I mean do you it's subjective it's
01:00:44
2025 now yeah you don't really have to be good Much Anymore think the demon cat from pet cemetery being shook around and
01:00:50
then thrown out a wall love that that's the most accurate description of my singing voice even to this day right in
01:00:55
the middle of the earpiercing belt of the chorus to Rolling in the Deep it stopped I stopped wait I took a vocal
01:01:01
class once and it was rolling in the deep and I thought I slayed that [ __ ] and then I got home and I recorded
01:01:05
myself and I never went back to voice acting and uh the voice lessons again I love I said teacher Jamie you said I did
01:01:12
not roll in the I'm sorry I said autotune would never help this uh so I stopped it reminded me of Raven from
01:01:19
that so raven when she'd get a vision like that do like the zoom in the same yeah I and it would always go the
01:01:29
same feeling I had ejected for my hulas homunculus yeah homunculus I had returned with the Vengeance with one
01:01:38
major difference the person it surrounded this time it was my grandmother on my mom's side Ruby who I
01:01:43
would later name my daughter after and this is Ruby and she's so [ __ ] cute the pigtails get the [ __ ] out of here
01:01:52
with that kid I can't that's a cute ass kid I can't Ruby I can't she's so [ __ ] cute love her I know and look
01:02:00
she's kind of like judging whoever she's looking at she's like she's got like that eyebrow action like her mom is a
01:02:05
double Aries unimpressed well for her grandmother Ruby was the and I this reminds me of this lady Judy I used to
01:02:12
live with who I [ __ ] loved so much grand mother Ruby yeah she was a kind woman who would always be found drinking
01:02:18
diet Pepsi from a vintage floral glass and watching Judge Judy well she'd have it on the TV but she'd be talking so
01:02:24
much through it that you could not understand what was happening love that and then she'd look at anyone with her
01:02:28
and go what's happening I regret not spending much time with her in my teen years as I was
01:02:34
caught caught up in school sports boys and video games but and unfortunately did not classify seeing my grandparents
01:02:40
as fun so when I had this feeling I panicked I wanted to call my mom and tell her but then how would she see me
01:02:46
if if Ruby did die would she see me as in a different light a freak possessed by the devil damn overly religious white
01:02:52
women I decided to let it go and that I wasn't right but that night at 3:00 a.m.
01:02:58
my grandmother was taken by ambulance and passed in the hospital a ruby I know I'm sorry I went uh I went home and
01:03:04
looked in the mirror like someone in a movie not even sure of who I was seeing I screamed what the [ __ ] which was a big
01:03:10
deal because I didn't say a single swear word until I was 17 and I've progressed
01:03:14
so much now that I'm convinced my child will think her name is [ __ ] I love how you feel that so hard
01:03:22
the feeling of confusion dread and fear enveloped my body like a spicy blank oh a spiky blanket I like a spicy blanket I
01:03:28
like them both personally I still refused to share my curse with anyone and again it went dormant for years to
01:03:33
come 2018 is when it returned yet again my ex-boyfriend we ended on good terms don't worry good I love that because we
01:03:39
never hear that I know rarely uh my ex-boyfriend and I were living in my in our first apartment I was in my first
01:03:46
year of University and I was sat at my makeup station one morning putting on some semblance of a falsified excited
01:03:52
face for the day being in University I needed all the help I could get with the bags under my eyes and permanent look of
01:03:58
depression that encapsulated my face encapsuled my face then spoiler alert it hit the feeling though this time would
01:04:05
be slightly different from the previous two this time it wasn't someone that was
01:04:08
directly related to me it was my boyfriend's grandfather huh the other difference was how quickly it happened
01:04:14
the other two times were at least a 12-hour span between the feeling and death this time I had the feeling cooked
01:04:20
in it for about five minutes and then my boyfriend called me my heart [ __ ] sank he said Papa didn't wake up from
01:04:27
his sleep this morning oh I had to force myself to pretend to act shocked though it was earlier than
01:04:33
expected I still knew it was coming is he dead I asked with a fake surprise no I think it's just diabetic coma he'll
01:04:40
probably be fine he answered first of all who the [ __ ] calls someone and says so so so and so didn't wake up from
01:04:46
their sleep just being like casually they're fine though he'll probably be fine like what it's probably fine that's
01:04:52
not how you tell someone that and also like probably just a diabetic coma it's like oh just that little thing okay know
01:04:57
yeah anyways I didn't dare tell him what I knew and I was also hoping that I was
01:05:01
going to be wrong this time his grandfather was a pure and kind soul he was in his late 80s still chopping wood
01:05:07
cooking dancing and living his life we'd go over all the time and play Skip bow and he'd get so he' get so zoned out
01:05:13
we'd have to yell his name 30 times to snap him out of it oh my turn he shout oh my God I love him that's so sweet I
01:05:20
drove to the hospital to meet with them and we went to the room he was in once the family was rounded up the doctor
01:05:25
came over and broke bro the new broke the news he had a brain bleed he said more forcefully than I would have liked
01:05:31
well that happens a lot yeah it's very clinical yeah he's being kept Alive by the machines but once we unhook him I
01:05:36
don't expect him to live long after I felt helpless so many loved ones I knew would die and I could do nothing but sit
01:05:43
back and wait must be so hard yeah that's tough yeah nothing I could have done could have prevented these deaths
01:05:49
yet I was burdened with the knowledge of the inevitable that's exactly what it is
01:05:52
that's a burden yeah it is a burden yeah the these first first three death predictions would soon prove themselves
01:05:57
to be the easiest that I would have to encounter I had eventually split for my ex and was living the single life we
01:06:03
were together since I was 14 and I was now 20 and lost no sense of an identity and introvert with one friend and my
01:06:10
time was mostly taken up by school and work I felt confused as to the next steps to take then a guy messaged me on
01:06:15
Facebook to protect his identity since his name is incredibly unique we'll call him Fred Fred
01:06:21
Fred it reminds me of hey it's Fred remember that guy yeah Fred started chatting with me and flirting but in a
01:06:29
kind genuine and respectful way I learned he was from India and he was here for uh he he was here for school he
01:06:35
was incredibly gifted with humor intelligence perseverance and sheer willpower he went to the same University
01:06:41
as I did and we hit it off right away however just as friends as I was not ready for another relationship we spent
01:06:46
time together and I learned how fascinating of a human he was he was in boarding school in India and was in a
01:06:51
gang in his teen years he survived being stabbed and got out of that place in his
01:06:56
life his family also owned a tiger a tiger his name was Timothy like a whole ass tiger a tiger named Timothy yeah
01:07:04
holy [ __ ] they rescued and rehabilitated him how much cooler can he get not much
01:07:09
he was always very kind and I enjoyed the time we spent together we were inseparable friends for a few months
01:07:14
when he moved here he turned his life around got heavy into the gym and then excelled even more at academics he got a
01:07:19
moocher a mocher cycle I got a moer cycle he got a moocher cycle a little bit different than a mo been on a
01:07:24
moocher cycle you know than you for a ride of your laugh it's crazy he got a motorcycle and would venture around on
01:07:32
it all the time he was also an incredibly talented painter he cracked jokes that would make me laugh so hard I
01:07:37
cried um he said all the strange Indian men that have probably messaged you before and yet I had the charm to get
01:07:44
your attention however his tale would end like the rest one day I was sitting in
01:07:49
my room alone thoughts to myself when it came the feeling the dread no I screamed
01:07:54
to whatever it was not him it horrified me I was so scared and helpless and that's when uh that's when Fred messaged
01:08:02
me and told me he was going cliff jumping with his friend oh this will eat me alive forever but I said okay be safe
01:08:09
I thought once again fate would change he was going with someone which meant that he would be safe I thought I was
01:08:15
just in my head about this one he's 23 there's no way Anything could happen to him you're indestructible when you're 23
01:08:20
right wrong the next day I woke up and I realized I hadn't heard from him no text no call since 3: p.m. the
01:08:28
previous day I called no answer I texted I called again that's when I messaged the friends that he was with can you
01:08:34
meet me she asked I agreed and she broke the news his death was classified as a drowning she said he hit the water and
01:08:41
started flailing she ran down to the bottom and tried to bring him in but he was panicking and was bringing her down
01:08:46
into the water she got back up on land and turned to grab him once more but there was no sight of him he was gone my
01:08:54
prediction is the force he picked up on his way down threw him deeper into the water than he had the breath for and he
01:08:59
started inhaling before he reached the surface and never made it out that's brutal that's awful I didn't sleep or
01:09:07
eat for weeks months even I lost a concerning amount of weight I could have stopped him but I didn't believe my gut
01:09:13
I blamed his death on myself ever since no it's not your fault and you don't want to mess with fate you know yeah and
01:09:19
you're it's hard to believe that you know when these things are happening so you're probably second guessing it
01:09:24
exactly I would stay up at night crying and apologizing to him someone with so much light so much potential and purpose
01:09:30
gone that is until I went to a medium and she assured me that my gift was not just in my head and even if I begged him
01:09:37
not to go he still would have went that helped a little bit Yeah the last prediction was the strangest and most
01:09:42
Haunting of them all trigger warning for suicide here I was at work I'm a waitress and I work in a small chain
01:09:49
restaurant just uh in just in Atlantic Canada the place was the place was dead of I was wandering around searching for
01:09:56
things to do when I got the feeling but it wasn't just a feeling this time it was a vision too I got this overwhelming
01:10:03
all-encompassing sense of Sorrow depression and hopelessness I was in a first-person perspective and went into
01:10:09
my room though similar to how dreams work it wasn't my it wasn't actually my room in reality but in this Vision it
01:10:17
was mine and I locked the door I then grabbed gasoline poured it on myself and lit myself on fire holy [ __ ] but I
01:10:24
wasn't any anyone I knew which was the strangest thing I had thought it was weird and definitely concerning but it
01:10:30
wasn't anyone I was familiar with each one of my previous WP feelings I knew the person I was referring to I shook it
01:10:36
off the next day I was on social media and read something on the news at the exact same time I had a vision a young
01:10:43
guy a two a a few Towns over went into his room locked the door poured gas on himself and set himself on fire he did
01:10:51
not survive I have chills all over my arm I was in shock I didn't know him and this was also completely different from
01:10:58
my other experiences I felt so afraid for so long these would keep happening but that was a few years ago and they
01:11:05
seem to have stopped I'd like to think that they're gone forever but I refuse to let my guard down because that's when
01:11:10
death will sneak up on me like a fox with an unsuspecting squirrel uh so until then death but I'll be waiting for
01:11:16
you thank you ladies for reading my tale if you did and if this is on the podcast
01:11:20
I will never shut up about it I hope you ladies enjoy the rest of your day week month life year Etc and I can't wait to
01:11:27
continue to keep up with your Journeys and see life see where life takes you Thanks Elena I read your book and I
01:11:33
absolutely adored it thank you I took a Hiatus from casual reading after life got incredibly busy this is the best
01:11:39
compliment and your book brought brought me back to the book where I used to be oh that's literally my favorite
01:11:45
compliment ever so thank you for that and I cannot wait for the second one hell yeah Ash that's me I'm anxiously
01:11:51
waiting for the pictures of your and Drew's wedding day and I'm so happy you have such a beautiful human to love and
01:11:55
to love you because you both deserve that and more Drew is a beautiful human he's the most beautiful human I know
01:12:00
he's so lovely it's ridiculous I don't know how I got we love a Drew here I love him so much I just want to punch
01:12:05
him just with love right in the kisser until then keep it weird but maybe not this weird Millie but here's a
01:12:13
picture of my dog Stanley cuz why not Stanley he's just like oh my God I'm obsessed with Stanley I love him so much
01:12:19
do like the Meg the stallion yeah the good job so proud of you look me I'm learning things oh my goodness that was
01:12:28
a [ __ ] harrowing tale haunting like harrowing but you wrote it so well that it was I just it was fascinating these
01:12:36
were so good I just burped again these were so good they were so good I have tacos I have SL and CH and chiten and
01:12:45
chiten chit this was amazing this was so much fun I feel like this is the most fun I've had on on yeah this was a lot
01:12:51
of fun yeah I think we're getting more comfortable being on camera definitely to do it that much more but no we're
01:12:56
going to keep it like this yeah I said don't get your hopes up don't get your hopes up don't but we'll we'll do list
01:13:02
on your ta for sure we'll do this we'll keep doing it we'll do it um and until then we hope you keep listening and we
01:13:09
hope you keep it we but not so weird that you predict death definitely keep it I mean keep it that weird it's kind
01:13:16
of interesting uh definitely keep it so weird that you cut a hole in your wall and you had some creepy ass dolls in
01:13:21
there I have to open the rest because I don't have a memory due to 15 years of my life
01:13:26
um oh keep it so weird that as a ghost you shove peaches at people's noses uh don't keep it so weird that your dog
01:13:32
gets possessed but that wasn't your fault obviously um keep it so weird that you run a nonprofit for dogs though
01:13:39
that's absolutely incredible yes and I think I got all of them yeah just keep it weird keep it the weirdest so
01:13:45
[Music] weirdo see you next Monday you buttheads [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music]