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Hey weirdos, I'm Bonnie post glowup and I'm Nancy mid glow up. Sh. Sorry. [Music]
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I am sorry. Oh, my mom and dad are calling me. That's cuz you tried to call that. I I did. I She tried to FaceTime
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them. I said, "You're going to give them a [ __ ] heart attack. They're older people. We can't do that to them." This
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is a look, a Luke. A Luke, if you will. I've been sorry. I'm going to mess with this with my hair. I'm sorry. Uh cuz
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this is really This is really something. I spit on my face. Oh my god. Wednesday. Did I say nasty?
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Wednesday. Oh, it is Wednesday. It is Wednesday. Good job. Oh my god. Cut that out. We have Nicholas here. Drip. Drip.
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He says, "You look good." Oh, listen up with the lingo. I maybe because I spit on my own face also. Um if you're not
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watching this on YouTube and you're listening to it, don't forget these are on YouTube now. Listener tales are on
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YouTube and we dress up. And today we're dressed up like um people from the craft. Yeah. You don't want to miss
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this. You really don't. Mostly for Elena's giddy up. Giddy up. Giddy up. Get up. Uh yeah, I even did the black
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eyebrows in case with with eyeliner. You did to color over, you know. Did you ever have like a goth phase like that? I
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never had this. You had like an emo face. Yeah, I had an emo phase, I think, in like my soft goth. Soft goth era.
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This I I I never had this face when she first put the wig on. I respect this face. I just can't pull this face off.
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Maybe in another life. Yeah. I think I'm made to have the hair I have. I'm made to have the eyebrows. It's because your
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features are so tiny and all of the like like goth things are so harsh. Yeah. That it's like off. But you still look
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good in a weird scary way. I don't know. I sent a picture to John. He has not responded yet. Uh and he's right
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downstairs. So he's You gave him a heart. He's like I think I gave him a fright. I think so. Um but yeah, I love
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Nancy. Yeah, Nancyy's the best. But Nancy pulls off Nancy. I just wanted to like I wanted to wear a costume without
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wearing too much of a costume. I wanted to cheat a little bit. You nailed Bonnie. Thank you. Go watch The Craft if
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you haven't watched it before. And also, this is probably really strange if you haven't watched The Craft. If you
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haven't watched The Craft, what are you doing? I know. How are you? Even the second one was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah,
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it was all right. It was I I liked it better than I thought I was going to. Yeah. Anyway, first one. First one
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slaps. Yeah. Holy. Holy. That's weird on it. Or we're dressed like Catholic people.
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We're like we're going to Catholic school. Like Catholic squirrels. Like Catholic squirrels. All right. Well, you
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know what it is. It's listener tales. It's brought to you by you, for you, from you and all about you. Remember, if
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you're sending in a listener tale right now, let us know if we can use the images in your listener tale. Otherwise,
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we'll I'm explaining it. Nicholas. Did he say what? Yeah, he said what? What? Otherwise, we're going to pester you.
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And if you haven't been here before and you're just joining for this episode, welcome. Can you imagine? Can you
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imagine? If this is your first rodeo in here, hello, Alioop. Um, and also that's
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Nicholas. He's our resident ghost that's going to join us for listener tales and
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spooky episodes. He was mean to me last spooky episode, so hopefully we can repair our friendship today, Nicholas.
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Hopefully. I'd like to. I feel like you can. All right. Well, speaking of spooky
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things, the first listener tale is called Listener Tale. Read me. I'm spooky AF. Telecraft and Exorcism. I'm
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going to close this. Close. All right. So, so not Mac forward. Don't be Mac forward. It's like the Andrew McMahon
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episode when I was the most Mac forward a girl could possibly be. Literally, I was hiding. I was a little bit nervous.
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Anyway, hi there, Ash and Elena. I'm a new listener here and I just have to say this is the most fun podcast ever. Oh, I
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love it. Especially today. I was going to say thank you. Thank you for all the laughter. Even though your stories can
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be truly heartbreaking, you bring so much light to my otherwise boring world. I've been following you for almost a
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year and a half now, and I absolutely love how you deliver each story. You both make me so happy. You make me
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happy. Good day to all the morbid listeners. I just want to share good day. I just want to share my
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unforgettable and scary experience from when I was 14 years old and in seventh grade. Please forgive me in advance if
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there are any grammatical errors and I'll do my very best to tell every bit of my story. Please stick with me until
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the end. I promise it will be worth it. And yes, I'll stick with you. This is a 100% true-to-life story. I've only
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changed the names of the people involved, including mine. Do you believe in spirits possessing human bodies? Hell
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yeah. Just ask Nicholas. Yes. Or should we call it exorcism? Well, either way, if you don't, just wait till you hear my
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story. My name is Jean. I'm 27 years old, originally from the Philippines, and currently working in the Middle
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East. This is my story of encountering a real life exorcism. It all happened in 2007. We were living in the province
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with my two siblings and four male cousins. So that's seven kids in total, two girls, five boys, plus our grandma
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and our grandpa, making nine of us in the household. Damn, I know that's a lot of people. We lived in our grandmother's
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house because both of our parents had decided to work abroad. My cousin's parents were also busy running a
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business in another town. First, let me describe our house and the environment to add more spookiness to the story. My
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grandpa and uncle owned a large farm uh farm lot that surrounded our house. It felt like we were right in the middle of
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nowhere with only two houses in the area. Ooh. Well, anyway, you'd have to walk literally 10 minutes just to reach
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the neighbor. Imagine a vast farm filled with animals, big trees, a river behind
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our house, and even a mountain just a 5minute walk away. Are you recording? Did he say, "Are you recording?
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Yes, Nicholas, we are. Yes, we are. Nicholas, sorry. We should have asked your permission
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first. Is that okay, Nicholas? John, did he just say John? Should we just abandon listener
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tales and just listen to Nicholas? Just snap my laptop in half and run out of here. Okay, Nicholas, you know too much.
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Uh, okay. So, so remember we're in a we're we're on a farm. I'm terrified. Tell them. Also, if you get a chance,
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Nicholas, what about John? All right. Go ahead. Fair. Fair. So, you'd have to walk literally 10 minutes just to reach
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the next neighbor. Imagine a vast farm filled with animals, big trees, a river behind our house, and even a mountain
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just five a five-minute walk away. My a happy place. Thank you. Oh, you thought?
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Oh, I thought. And are you ready for this? Yeah. We were right next to a cemetery. Oh, hell yeah. It's your
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happiest place. Oh, I love that. Yes. At night, what place? If you looked out our
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bedroom window, you could literally see the cemetery. Oh, I love that. My cousins and I were always traumatized by
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the sight of it. So, we never slept in that room. Instead, we all camped out in the living room because we were too
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scared. Our favorite thing to do every night, though, was tell horror stories. On weekends, we'd binge watch scary
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movies, then end up sleeping together, all terrified. Those were fun and spooky times. At night, the farm became pitch
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dark. There were no street lights. Only the moon and stars lit up the narrow paths. You'd hear nothing but the
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occasional hoot hoot of birds or sounds from the farm animals. Hoot hoot hoot. Now, fast forward to when we received a
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call from one of our cousins who lived in Manila, the capital city of the Philippines. Our province was about a
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7-hour drive away from the city. We were told that our cousin Anna was very sick
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and the hospitals could not figure out what was wrong with her. So, my grandma decided to take her in. She thought
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maybe Anna just needed fresh air since the city is crowded and heavily polluted. The day finally came when Anna
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arrived with her older sister and we were all shocked when we saw her. She looked so thin and pale with dark eye
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bags and dry lips and her stomach also seemed unusually swollen. Anna was only 18 years old at the time, but to me she
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looked much older than her actual age. Poor Anna. And then the weird stuff started happening. Her sister told us
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that before all of this began, Anna had a terrible fight with her stepmother. She believed that she was the victim of
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black magic, what we call kulam, a type of Filipino witchcraft or sorcery. Oo, interesting. Oh, by the way, we tried to
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get um witchcraft themed listener tales. Yeah. Um the craft. Cuz the craft uh they also believed that this was the
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main reason why the hospitals couldn't figure out what was wrong with Anna. I remember she had a heart condition when
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she was a kid, but the doctor said it completely healed and that was that had nothing to do with her current state.
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There were days when my cousin Anna felt extremely weak and sick, especially on Tuesdays and Fridays, which are believed
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to be the days when black magic is at its strongest. Oh, isn't that interesting? I didn't know that. She
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would start making strange noises noises at night around 3:00 or 4:00 a.m., the so-called witching hours. One night, I
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woke up to the sound of her crying. She stared directly at me with heavy breathing, and her eyes just looked
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terrifying. Even now, just remembering it gives me chills. That face did not look like my cousin Anna at all. 2 weeks
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after they arrived, the family finally decided to consult a folk her healer, what we call an
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abuleo, I think, in tagalog. Uh these are traditional Filipino healers who use herbal medicine and ancient rituals to
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heal physical or spiritual ailments. After performing the rituals, the healers did confirm that Anna was indeed
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a victim of kulam, a curse cast by an old woman who happened to be a relative of her stepmother. What the [ __ ] up
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with that lady? They got in a fight and she she cursed her. Don't curse people. I know. During the ritual, they tried to
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confront the witch's spirit. What I saw was something I will never forget. Anna began to move strangely, her body stiff,
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her voice completely changing. She no longer sounded like herself. She sounded like an old woman with a sharp, angry
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voice shouting at the healer. I'm going to kill this girl. You can't do anything
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about it. That's so spooky. [ __ ] horrifying. Imagine seeing your cousin doing that.
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No. like screaming in somebody else's voice, "I'm going to kill this girl." My grandma shouted back in anger and
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prayer. It all lasted maybe a minute and then just like that, Anna came back to herself. She would break down in tears,
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totally unaware of what had just happened. We asked her where she went during those moments, and she said she
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didn't know. Everything just turned pitch black. Creepy, right? I hate that. The healer gave the family two choices.
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Apologize to the stepmother and try to make peace or fight back. But it would come at a cost and Anna would suffer
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more. Of course, this witch messed with the wrong family. So, we chose to fight back. Hell yeah. For weeks, they
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performed strange rituals. They burned candles of leaves to create thick smoke while chanting prayers. Anna was told to
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inhale the smoke, which was said to cleanse her body and her spirit. They also bathed her with salt and holy
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water. I forgot to mention Anna hadn't pooped in over a month, which explained her swollen and hardened stomach. Oh, I
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can't even imagine how much pain she must have been in. Yeah, I know. A month. Oh my god, that's
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so bad. After each session, they gave her medicinal oils and plant-based remedies. I remember one time she drank
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this weird medicine that looked like ash. Not me. It even smelled. The expression on her face said it all.
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It tasted horrible. I'm sorry. But strangely, it worked. And she was finally able to poop a little. I mean, I
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would do it. Metamucil, maybe. That's what it was. After about a month of uh seeing the healer regularly, she slowly
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started to improve. Her appetite came back and for the first time in weeks, she could sleep through the night. I
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thought everything would be okay because Anna seemed much better. Then one day, my grandma visited some Catholic church
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members, mostly elderly women, to bless our house, or more accurately, to cast out any evil spirits. They prayed for
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more than 3 hours, going roomto room, sprinkling rice mixed with salt while shouting over and over, "We condemn the
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evil spirit in this household." And that's when Anna started losing it again. She began whispering strange
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things in a cold, terrifying stare directed at the old ladies. She stayed eerily silent while the granny's tried
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to talk to her, but you could tell that something just wasn't right. And that's when we realized she was being possessed
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again by that same evil spirit. It's like the witch was watching us, and she was pissed. Damn. From that point on,
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every day at 6:00 p.m., we would gather in front of our altar to pray the rosary
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and read Bible verses. There were moments we could tell Anna wasn't herself again, but we kept praying and
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tried to ignore the strange shifts in her behavior. I sat beside her during these prayers since I was the eldest
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after her sister. Being a student at a Catholic school like me and Elena, I knew a lot of prayers by heart and I
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thought, "Yep, this is my jam. Evil spirits. Bye, bitch." I love that. I love that. I'm flexing on these spirits.
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But weeks passed and Anna started to get worse again. She couldn't eat. She was up all night. She started she stopped
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pooping again. She kept saying her shoulders felt heavy and her uh back hurt terribly. We ended up buying her a
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wooden reclining chair because she could no longer lie down to sleep. Oh no. She
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had to sit up the entire time. It really broke my heart to see her like that. She's so young. I know. The healing
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sessions continued, but the evil witch just got bitchier. Eventually, my grandma decided to surrender. She agreed
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to apologize to the stepmom, the very one they believed was behind the curse. But the stepmom idiotic. That is
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idiotic. Not not apologizing, but what the stepmother has done. I agree. Yeah. Yeah, Nicholas, you right. But the
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stepmom didn't just show up in person. They were able to speak to her to like the grandma by possessing Anna's sister.
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What the [ __ ] So now we had two possessed people in the house. What the actual [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] The quote
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unquote conversation started with the healer just trying to intimidate the witch and the stepmom, but they did not
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back down. Instead, they started cussing out my grandma, saying the nastiest things. It's too late. It's too late.
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She already It's never too late. You're right, Nicholas. Never. She already ate the Never.
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By no means is it ever over. Nicholas is on your side. I love that. She already They said she already ate the cursed
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food. She will die and she will take her two siblings with her. That's when everything hit a new level of
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terrifying. I forgot to mention both Anna and her sister at this point had to be physically restrained by four men. Oh
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my god, I know. The stepmom's spirit inside Anna's sister was trying to bite people and she was strong as hell. Like
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superhuman strong. Damn. I could not sleep that night. Actually, I've really never slept peacefully again after that
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encounter. Fast forward, Anna got even more boat. He's like, "Get the hell out of there on a boat." Fast forward, Anna
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got even like dead. Oh, did you die on a boat? He said, "My death or let Oh." Oh, I
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think he drowned. I'm sorry, Nicholas. Nicholas. Damn, that was heavy. Wow. It's not about you right now,
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though. Okay, we'll talk later. Oh, [ __ ] I said we'll talk later. Okay, that's good. Anna got even more ill, so
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they decided to take her back to the hospital. We would often visit, and she seemed okay there, but deep down, we
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knew something wasn't right. She ended up staying in the hospital for more than a month. Wow. Still, the doctors could
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not figure out what was wrong or how to treat her. The healer continued sending her herbal medicines, though I'm not
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sure if the doctors allowed her to take them. One time when I visited, Anna told
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me something that gave me chills. She said a lot of people had died in that hospital room. It had eight beds filled
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with some patients from newborn to elderly adults, and she told me she saw someone die right in front of her. Oh
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god. It traumatized her. I felt so bad just seeing how scared and hopeless she was. She'd been sick for more than 3
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months now, and she just wasn't getting any better. Eventually, the family decided to bring her back to Manila and
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to transfer her to a much larger hospital with better facilities. But the healer strongly disagreed. He warned us,
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"If she leaves, it will be the end." Oh, wow. My grandma begged them to stay, but
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the family insisted. They just promised that they would come back once the doctors finally diagnosed Anna. By this
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time, Anna was in a near vegetative state. She was conscious, but she couldn't speak. She was on oxygen
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support. And then the worst nightmare happened. On the way to Manila, she fell into a coma. By the time they reached
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the hospital, she was completely unresponsive. The doctors gave the family 48 hours to decide whether to
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keep her on life support or let her go. It broke all of our hearts. I cried and I prayed that night just begging for a
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miracle. We waited for more than 2 days, holding on to hope, but Anna never woke
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up. So, the family made the heartbreaking decision to say goodbye. On July 27th, 2007, Anna passed away.
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Her wake was held at their family home in Manila for almost 2 weeks. And after that, her body was brought to back to
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our province for another week-long wake. The moment I saw her in her coffin, I was stunned. She didn't look like Anna.
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She looked like a complete stranger. When the healer arrived, he explained, "The face you're seeing isn't hers. It's
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the face of the stepmother." I have full [ __ ] chills right now. Like, I have I read this before and I
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have chills. Oo, I just got straight up chills. The face of this stepmother like
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[ __ ] haunting this family. Oh my god. I hate this stuff. Why did Why was she so mad? She was a B. What could they
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have possibly done to elicit this? Nothing. Damn. He said Anna suffered greatly and you could see the pain in
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her expression before her heart stopped. And he also told us in a few days her real face will return. Isn't that wild?
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Shut up. Sure enough, just 2 days before her funeral, her face changed and she looked exactly like Anna again. I
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remember asking my grandma, "Did they put makeup on her?" because suddenly her cheeks had a soft blush. Her lips were
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pink. Her skin smooth. She looked like she was just sleeping. And the most beautiful part, her lips were curled
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into a soft smile. It wasn't creepy at all, and I knew deep in my heart that she was finally at peace. A lot of
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strange things continued to happen even after the funeral. But I'll stop here cuz this is already five pages long and
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my eyes hurt. You're welcome to summarize this story however you like. Let me know if you want to hear what
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happened next. We do. Yes. Like when her sister and my cousin got possessed by spirits, too. Holy [ __ ] I truly hope
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this story makes it to listener tales. It did. It did. Thank you so much, Asholina. More power to you both. And
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honestly, I would die if you ever read this on your podcast. Don't die. Do not die.
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Damn. What a story. That one was crazy. Holy [ __ ] Poor Ann. I know. Going through all that. I hope I hope you're
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right. And that like she's finally at peace now. I bet she is. I hope so because she didn't deserve that. Sorry,
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my ears are tucked underneath these. Um, the part that scared me the most was when she had the stepmother's face. No,
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I hate that. Aside from the hate, that also scared me. That was also very scary because Yeah, we've all been there, you
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know. Not in that way, but Yeah. Damn. Even Nicholas was Nicholas. He was moved by that. He was. Well, let's see. Thank
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you for that one. This one's called Listener Tales Yeet. A witch cursed me. This one is [ __ ] up. Cool. And it's a
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little gory. So if that's not your vibe, like maybe skip it. But I love it. But don't stick around. Don't stick around.
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Uh, so this is Ye. Okay, now that I got your attention from your favorite word, here is a pifa and a dock of my
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listener's tail. I love it. Whichever is better. Hope you guys love it. My name is Briana. And you can all use my name.
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Party. Briana. Briana. There you go. Warning, the details of my nightmare are pretty messed up. Hello weirdos. Briana
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here. Feel free to use my name. I have a long story. So read all of it. And I am
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not sorry. I like that. I like it, too. Because for this story of mine, your bums will be clenched. She's not lying.
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She's not. This story goes best with a darkened room and blankets to cover your toes. There's a blanket over there.
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There is, but I don't want to take it out. It's a costume. I will talk about how much I love you guys and your
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podcast and all the mushy stuff at the end. So, let's get straight to business. Yeah. Yeah. When I was younger, my
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siblings, friends, and I went walking near the river. Shout out to June and Mags. Mags was the person who got me
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listening to you guys. Shout out to you, Mags. Shout out to Disrespectful. Nicholas, are we doing this
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again? Nicholas, are we doing this again? Who's disrespectful? You were the one talking. No, you were reading. No, you
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said, "Shout out to Max." And he said, "Disrespectful." Not disrespectful, Nicholas. Shout out means thank you.
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Maybe he didn't understand. That's from a distant time. I'm trying to explain it
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to him. I appreciate that. I'm trying to be more open with Nicholas today. So, what that means is like, "Hey, June.
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Hey, Max. Thank you." Okay, Nicholas. Uh, we were just messing around. That's when we found it. An old wooden
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box. My sister handed me a stick to pry it open. Thanks, sis. Inside, a bag of cornmeal and rice, bird skulls, strange
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mushrooms, and a rusty skeleton key. That's what dreams are made of. I'm not kidding you. I would have done anything
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to find this when I was younger. Maybe not though, when you find out what happens. Probably not. Don't mind me.
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I'm going to do something extremely stupid right now. It says, "I picked up the key." Honestly, I would have too.
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Probably. Who wouldn't? My sister freaked. Drop it. That's some Bruharia [ __ ] For those who don't know, bru Oh,
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you gave me a pronunciation if I had read a little further. Oh, I forgot. Thank you. I appreciate that. Uh,
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Bruharia. Bruharia. Oh, roll that R girly. I know you can. I love that you have so much
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faith in me, Briana. I cannot roll my ars, but this ru I got very British there. Would you
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say like ruheria? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I feel like that's right. Right, B? That's hard
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to say. I cannot roll my ars. It's like genetics. It is genetic. Yeah, I can't do it. I think I got it on my dad's
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side, but I really appreciate that that like support. You were like, I know you can. Shut up. Okay, go ahead. Show off.
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Uh, so it means witchcraft in Spanish. I put it back and we closed the box and went home. The next morning I woke up
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with the key there under my pillow. You just dropped that. Like you just you were no buildup. She said Bruharia
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witchcraft key. Yeah. She said I just woke up the next morning and there it was. That's scary. Uh I screamed, ran to
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my parents. They saw me a mess, sobbing, holding up the key like it was burning me. They blamed my sister. She swore up
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and down she didn't put it there. We had been together the whole time. No time to
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grab it. No time to plant it. In the end, my dad buried it in the backyard. Bad ideas all around. I didn't say that.
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You did. Self-aware. The nightmare started when I was 14. It's always the same. A pitch black forest, wind howling
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through the trees, bog curling around my feet. I was always cold, hugging myself
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as I wandered. Then out of nowhere, a cabin towering, rotting, its windows shattered like empty eyes. Ooh, you
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write really well. I enter the house and the door closes behind me. Um, so I started with the first inside a living
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room, a couch, a bookshelf, a dusty old TV in the corner. I moved further in, standing behind the couch. That's when I
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heard it. Now, here's where it gets spoopy. I hear a woman call out my name from behind me. Hello, Briana. I turn
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around and there's no one there. I turn my head back to the TV. The TV flickered
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on, static humming, and an old woman sat cross-legged on the floor, rocking side
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to side, laughing, a dry, hollow cackle. Then, no silence. No. She presses her hands to the screen, then rose too tall.
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Tall enough to almost hit the ceiling. I hate that. Skin stretched over her brittle bones. Her limbs grotesqually
00:23:46
long. Her mouth curled into a sick toothy grin. But her eyes, her eyes were weeping. Oh, that's so I don't like it.
00:23:55
I don't like it either, Nicholas. Nicholas. Yes, it's a little scary. It's scary. Then suddenly, methodically, she
00:24:02
smashed her own eyes with her fists. The wet sound of breaking, the scream high and rattling, full of pain. And then she
00:24:09
wrote in parenthesis, "Fucking psycho." Then it stopped. She reached into the hollowed sockets and pulled out a rusty
00:24:16
key, handed it to me. I take the key and leave going to the next door. I love that you were just like, "Okay, I'll
00:24:23
take that. We're just going to go on to my next quest. On to the next." I unlock
00:24:27
it with the key that was given to me. When I entered, she, my bestie, looked perfectly fine. She stepped to a broken
00:24:33
window and plucked a shard of glass. She held it up to her neck and dragged it across her throat. Blood poured, but she
00:24:41
kept grinning. She stuck her tongue out and sliced it out. I told you. I feel like what? What's
00:24:48
going on? If I had this dream, I would never go to sleep again. This is rough. She started to laugh again, but she
00:24:54
began to gargle and choke on her blood. Mind you, this whole time she's staring straight at me for this whole
00:25:00
interaction. She sticks her hand into her neck, pulls out another rusty key, and hands it to me, too. Okay, people.
00:25:07
Flowers, ponies, and puppies. We're making our way through. Flowers, ponies, puppies. Mikey stressed in the
00:25:14
corner. I grab this one and exit, but before I leave, I hear her gurgle the words, "Just wait a bit longer." Gle. I
00:25:23
ran to the next door to unlock it. I went into the next room and she was back to stressed. Me, too, Nicholas.
00:25:29
Nicholas. Nicholas, you are. You're being a great third host today. You are. Nicholas is stressed. Uh, I went into
00:25:36
the next room and she was back to being whole again. This time she was in an empty room with just a small table. Hate
00:25:42
my dream self. [ __ ] run out of the house, dummy. Yeah, run out of house. She was singing a tune and went down on
00:25:48
her knees and started banging her head against the table and saying, "Don't forget. Can't forget. Why can't I
00:25:54
remember?" She stuttered and repeated this over and over. Then as she was banging her head, chunks of her brain
00:26:01
started coming out and with it was a key. At least a key is always involved. You know, she's always like, "And to the
00:26:07
next room." Yeah. She picks it up and hands it to me. People, rainbows and kittens.
00:26:13
This is not a drill. I took this key and ran out of the door and unlocked the last door. This room was the kitchen.
00:26:20
Her being perfectly whole again. She grabbed the kitchen knife. I'd be like, "No, we got we know how this ends."
00:26:26
Digging into her left leg with the knife. She stabbed herself in the leg once, twice, again. Still grinning,
00:26:33
still humming, she reached in, fingers slick with blood, and pulled out another key. "I'll be waiting," she whispered,
00:26:40
handing me the key. I turned to run and when I got to the end of the hallway to leave the house, I froze. The old woman
00:26:47
stood at the end of the hallway, her body broken. Every injury, every wound, blood dripped from her hollow eye
00:26:55
sockets, her throat and her shredded limbs. Then laughter, a wild heaving laugh that rattled my bones. When she
00:27:04
stopped, she stood up completely straight and still. Suddenly, she was right in front of me and all her wounds
00:27:10
started to heal one by one. I felt as if I was crying and touching my face. There
00:27:15
was blood on my hands and I realized that my eyes were bleeding. My throat was cut and my tongue was missing. My
00:27:21
leg had a huge hole and was bleeding out. I limped out of the house and managed to get past some trees until I
00:27:26
heard this horrific scream, a hand cold pressing against my back. I fell. I rolled onto my back just as she reached
00:27:34
for me. Her long, withered fingers wrapping around my neck, squeezing, I choked. I clawed at her mouth, shoved my
00:27:41
hand deep inside her mouth and pulled out the final key. Her grip loosened. I gasp for air and she just smiled. Then
00:27:48
she was gone. I wake up gasping, coughing, choking. I open my eyes and always see her in the corner of my room.
00:27:56
Hate that. Watching and smiling. Then she turned, stepped into the wall, and disappeared. Bye. On one of these
00:28:04
nights, I took it upon myself to keep a pen and paper on my nightstand. So, when
00:28:08
I was able to move after my dream, I turned the lights on and started to draw her to show my siblings. The pen broke
00:28:14
and ink splattered everywhere. But I continued since it felt like a trance and I couldn't stop. I sent you the
00:28:21
drawing. We got it. Also, I showed my 11-year-old brother and traumatized him slightly. Just wanted to make him
00:28:26
stronger. You were 14. It's fine. Yeah. No, I didn't have the dream again. Not for a while. Brenda. Oh, is her name
00:28:32
Brenda? If this witch's name is Brenda, I'm done. You're all You're all not ready
00:28:38
for this. Let me see. Brenda. Brenda. That's That's Brenda. So scary. Imagine she's just like, I'm
00:28:52
Brenda. So scary. She's kind of whimsical in a way, though. I don't know. In what way
00:28:59
exactly? Um, name the way. The hair. It's what we want. It's what we want. Brenda is not what we want. Brenda is
00:29:07
what we want. Brenda is not in fact what we want. But she's beautiful. Yeah, you're gorgeous. Brenda is Brenda. At
00:29:14
16, the dream returned. But in this dream, the woman was saying that it was finally time. And when I woke up from
00:29:20
the dream, I felt a hand planted on my back. Being the big girl that I am, I flipped over onto my back and saw her
00:29:26
again. She was there, her body broken, her wounds fresh. She lunged at me, then nothing. I was diagnosed with multiple
00:29:35
sclerosis at the age of 17. Oh, I'm sorry. I know. My symptoms are depression, anxiety, and memory loss,
00:29:42
speech problems like stuttering and fumbling my words. My anxiety convinced my brain that my vision was different,
00:29:48
that I was extremely wrong, that I had something extremely wrong with my eyesight. I didn't. And that my left
00:29:54
leg, left leg would walk on its own. It would walk outwards. It felt weak. And I
00:30:00
walked with a limp. I had to go to to physical vision and speech therapy for a year and a half. So, if you hadn't put
00:30:06
two and two together yet, every wound she gave herself, I carry them now. Isn't that [ __ ] bananas? And I always
00:30:14
will for the rest of my life. If I have children, they might carry them, too. I am now 21. I'm getting treatment, so I'm
00:30:20
doing better. I'm glad. makes me so happy. My memory and speech are still such a huge issue for me. Sometimes I
00:30:26
feel like if she comes back, she won't need to haunt my dreams because next time I won't wake up. I still forget
00:30:32
things. But I know one thing for sure. A witch cursed me. Thank you. Thank you so much for listening to my
00:30:41
story. I love your podcast so much and you girls are the absolute best. You guys are my go-to podcast. I feel like
00:30:47
we're totally on the same wavelength. Best friends in the making. Keep it real. Don't worry. I know how
00:30:52
implausible, improbable, inconceivable, and outlandish this story sounds. So, I made sure to bring proof. You can post
00:30:58
the drawing. Yes. Print it out, then burn it. Whatever you guys want. The image I sent is the drawing I made back
00:31:04
then and something to prove my diagnosis. Oh my god, you did not need to do that. I believe you. But thank
00:31:09
you. I We did not need that. And she said, "Because [ __ ] Hippa. Love you guys and hope the kids are all happy and
00:31:16
healthy." Thank you. Bye. Hope you all keep it weird, but not so weird. that you open a random curse box, touch the
00:31:22
random skeleton key, and get haunted by a witch that curses you for no reason and get a disease given to you by the
00:31:26
witch for the rest of your life. BS, don't worry. The page is just my accommodations from my school that say
00:31:30
that I was what I was diagnosed with. That picture is haunting. So scary. And when you said
00:31:39
the pen exploded, you can see that it exploded because it's like all smeared. Is it like you're an incredible artist
00:31:45
though? Like to draw that and your writing is unbelievable. Yeah, cuz truly I saw all of that. I saw all of that and
00:31:54
I want to unsee it, please. That just like the symbolism in that dream and everything. That's so scary. Yeah. And
00:32:01
I'm so sorry that you've been like dealing with that, but I'm so happy to hear that you're doing better. Me, too.
00:32:06
And that like it was like multiple dreams and she said like it's time now. Yeah. Like she was like building up to
00:32:11
it. Yeah. Oh, that's scary. So scary. That's scary as hell. Don't open random boxes in the woods, y'all. Don't do it.
00:32:18
I got a little bit of a palette cleanser. Listener tail for after. This one is called Listener Tales. The time
00:32:23
my black ass manifested a whole ass cat. Amazing. Hi, Elena. Hi, Ash. My name is
00:32:28
D. Hi. Please feel free to use my name if you decide this. Uh, sorry. If you decide to read this, inflation is real
00:32:35
and I can't afford to care if my name is used. Lol. I wanted to say I'm a really
00:32:39
huge fan of the podcast and I listen to you wonderful witchy spooky weirdos pretty much every day at this point.
00:32:44
It's like the only way I can get through work. I love that. Also, Ash, I wanted to say I'm a witchy Gemini. Sun and
00:32:50
rising, too. You're a double Gemini. Wonder Twins. Wonder Twins power activate. Glad to see the witchy Gemini
00:32:57
representation. Also, uh also also sorry this is so long. You know what they say
00:33:02
about Geminis and how talkative we are. Anywh who, here's a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
00:33:08
Okay, I'll stop now. Yes. About how I manifested my pet who uh who's totally manipulative, who I totally now consider
00:33:15
my familiar. Oh, I love it. Okay, so flashback to the summer of 2018 to the pangia co. It hadn't hit. My cat Iris
00:33:22
passed away and I was an art student at my local community college. I had this beautiful Siamese cat named Loki. My mom
00:33:29
named him. Leave it up to me. His name would have been Trash Goblin or Lasagna or some [ __ ] Lasagna. Please name your
00:33:34
next cat lasagna. That's amazing. He was such a sweetheart. He loved to cuddle, loved to be picked up, and was
00:33:39
crosseyed. Like, I'm telling you, this cat was a literal angel. My god. One night, my fianceé didn't close our front
00:33:45
door all the way, and he was gone. No. Of course, that broke my heart because we had him and his brother, Eris, along
00:33:51
with another cat, Malik, since they were kittens. So, that was effectively my son
00:33:55
that went missing. Oh, no. We put up signs, put up some old t-shirts, we even did the kitty litter trick, and still no
00:34:01
Loki. As time went on, the house began to feel empty, like someone was missing. And it got to a point where we just had
00:34:06
to accept that he wasn't coming back no matter what we did. I brought up getting
00:34:10
another cat, not to replace Loki because no one could replace him, simply because
00:34:14
there's just no other cat like him, but because I was finally ready for another cat. But of course, my grumpy Capri son,
00:34:20
Capricorn, sorry, Elena, was against it. I will now call me be calling you Capri
00:34:25
Sun. I like that. Uh, after going back and forth for quite some time, I said, "Fuck it. I want a damn cat." Now,
00:34:31
normally I would respect his wishes in this type of situation because a new pet might as well be our new child for us.
00:34:37
But in this case, after listening to my enabling friends, as well as being the proud I am, I said, "Fuck it. I want a
00:34:42
cat." And I would use any means to get this cat while keeping my hands clean, of course. So, what did I turn to? My
00:34:47
budding witchy woo woo practice. I love this already. It's fantastic. So, around
00:34:52
this time, I was very, very, very new to my practice. But in true Gemini fashion,
00:34:57
rather than looking up tried and true ways to manifest and spells and [ __ ] I just went off pure intuition. What I
00:35:02
what little I already knew. Curiosity and pure vibes. That is very Gemini. It is. That's the most Gemini ever. Pure
00:35:09
vibes. I do be doing spells off pure vibes sometimes. I forget what I put on there, but I strongly remember putting
00:35:15
that I wanted a boy cat cuz my only cat, Malik Shakur Dank, my cousin named him,
00:35:20
is a boy. Malik Shakur Dank is a boy and he wasn't neutered yet and my black ass
00:35:26
wasn't ready to be a cat grandma. I'm literally obsessed with you. I burned the leaf the list with some bay leaves
00:35:31
with the flame of a white candle after I read aloud what I wanted and then I set
00:35:35
the ashes into the wind. I love that. Based off pure intuition, I feel like that's a pretty good spell. I think you
00:35:40
killed it. I think so. Being new to all things witchy and manifestation, as well
00:35:44
as being an ongoing victim of instant gratification, I feel We have met Nicholas. Hi. Yeah. Thanks,
00:35:53
Amazon Prime. I figured this manifestation would come uh in looking like my fianceé just finally saying yes
00:35:59
to a to getting a cat. Lol. No. He kept saying no until finally I just got impatient with the universe and with him
00:36:05
and just quickly gave up hope about me ever getting a cat. A life went on as per usual and I accepted that we were
00:36:11
going to be a one hack one cat household and that was that. Um, one day on a morning so cold that 10 Bundy would be
00:36:18
glad that he's burning in the heat of hell. In a half awake stuper, I got statement. What a statement. In a half
00:36:24
awake stuper, I got ready for work. I get up at like 5:00 in the morning for work and I have to walk to work on top
00:36:29
of that. So yeah, the neurons were not raring to go. If you catch my dream, I feel that. I shuffled out the door,
00:36:35
still half awake, and I spot my cat outside. Assuming the door was left open again, in typical black mom fashion, I
00:36:41
said, "Get your black ass in the house." I gestured to the door that was still open and my cat is just looking at me
00:36:47
like I'm crazy. I start walking towards him trying to grab this cat and telling him to get back in the apartment cuz
00:36:52
it's cold as [ __ ] and the last thing I need is peeta on my case because my cat
00:36:56
decided he was about that life and grew tired of being a suburban cat. That's what I call indoor cats. That That's
00:37:02
what I call indoor cats. We can't afford to live in the suburbs. Looo. My cat started to run off toward
00:37:08
the neighbor's door, and my ass was really trying to get him in the damn house. But this cat was doing everything
00:37:13
to duck and dodge me without going too far away from me until he just finally started to run down the stairs. Mad
00:37:19
because I was going to be late to work for chasing my cat, I just went and shut the door so I could chase after this
00:37:23
[ __ ] cat. I noticed a black cat in my kitchen staring at me like, "Bruh, you good, fam?" The entire time I had been
00:37:31
chasing some random ass cat. What the? So, her cat was inside and she was chasing after a different cat. Are you
00:37:37
okay? Yeah. Like, what's going on here? Now, I'm really annoyed because now I'm late for work for no reason at all. And
00:37:42
I really go shut the door and this rando ass cat just comes back. It looked up at
00:37:47
me and it started scratching at my door and it clearly wanted to come in because
00:37:50
it can't understand. That was like very intense. It was very intense. That scared the [ __ ] out of me.
00:37:59
You can't understand this kind of No, but he said you can't understand. She's upset about it. Nicholas, we understand.
00:38:05
He feels a lot. Okay. Um, so the cat looked up at me and started scratching at my door. It clearly wanted to come in
00:38:11
because it was super [ __ ] cold outside. Now, I'm a lot of things in true Gemini fashion, but I'm not
00:38:16
heartless. I talked it over with my fiance and we both agreed that the cat could stay in the house until it got
00:38:21
warmer that afternoon. And of course, we would give her food and water and then just let her back out. I ended up
00:38:26
picking up the cat, which to my surprise was okay. Oldest. Is it the oldest cat?
00:38:32
The Eldest Cat. The Eldest Cat. That sounds like a good book. And to my surprise, Cat. I would read it. Would
00:38:39
you? Yeah, absolutely. I would. Mikey was like, "What the Eldest Cat? It sounds like a good kids book." Yeah.
00:38:46
Like your kids would like that book and I would read it to them. That's very true. To clarify. There you go. Okay.
00:38:51
So, the cat was okay with being picked up by a random stranger. And that's when I felt it. This was my cat. Oh, hell
00:38:57
yeah. It was. So, a note, a side note about my own witchy abilities. Like a lot of witchy woowoos, I'm sensitive to
00:39:03
energy. I read tarot, the whole nine yards. I'm also a channel, so sometimes I'll hear phrases or words from guides,
00:39:09
spirits, and the like. Oh, I'm jealous. I know. That's really cool. When I picked her up, I instantly saw me
00:39:14
performing my manifestation months before flashed before my eyes. And I knew this was supposed to be my cat.
00:39:21
Even though I wasn't 100% sure, cuz I have no way of knowing at the time, I instantly knew this was a girl cat, that
00:39:26
she couldn't have babies. And I heard the word tapeworms. Oh. I tried asking my fianceé if we could keep her,
00:39:32
thinking the answer would be different because this was clearly my manifestation cat and it had to work out
00:39:36
this time, right? Of course, lmao. No again. The answer was no. And this time I was upset because I knew the universe
00:39:43
gifted me this cat that I asked for. But I wasn't in the mood to fight. So I went
00:39:46
to work and I said fine, we'll just let her go later then. My fiance [ __ ] the fight. I guess we'll just leave this
00:39:52
cat. My fiance texts me again to tell me we can't keep her. This time including a
00:39:56
reason saying she was trying to fight Malik. And I explained to him that most cats just don't get along at first. And
00:40:01
the answer became, "I don't know, babe. Still, I was He's shifting. He's shifted." Still, I wasn't in the mood to
00:40:07
argue, and I said, "Nothing." He then texts me hours later explaining that the cat just wouldn't leave. Of course not.
00:40:13
That's your familiar right there. I'm like, "What do you mean the cat won't leave? Come and find out she ran in my
00:40:17
room. We have separate rooms cuz he's a streamer." And she hid under my bed and would not come out at all. He tried
00:40:24
everything to coax her out of there. And she just flat out refused to leave. Oh my god. I finally get home from work and
00:40:29
she finally comes out and I snap a few pics and tried to see if anyone would take her in. No takers. No. Cuz that's
00:40:35
your familiar. Cuz that's your [ __ ] cat. Yeah. My fiance, after having much time to think about it, decided since no
00:40:40
one else would adopt her, we would keep her. Yeah. I got my [ __ ] cat. Hell yeah.
00:40:47
He won't leave. Whoa. Oh my god. That's right. Nicholas Nicholas is getting the hang of this. He is trying to get my
00:40:55
Capricorn stellium fiance to change his mind, guys. Literally took witchcraft. I
00:40:59
have a Capricorn stellium, too. You do? Yeah. Um, yeah, you do. I was trying to think if anybody else did. We ended up
00:41:06
taking her to the vet and come to find out she was in fact a girl. She didn't have kittens because she was already
00:41:10
fixed. And we have uh we have catch and spray programs here for strays to reduce
00:41:15
the stray cat population. And sadly, in fact, she did have tapeworms. Of course,
00:41:20
she's been treated for it and has become part of our little family. I've included
00:41:24
pics because who doesn't love cat pics? Hell yeah. And that is how I manifested my pet cat, Mars. Mars. Such a cool
00:41:30
name. Yes. If you read this out loud, thank you for your time. And sorry it took me a few tries to figure out the
00:41:35
right email and stuff. Or if you didn't, still thank you for your time. And I hope you definitely Not even close. Not
00:41:41
even close. Wow. And I hope you definitely keep it so [ __ ] weird that your bratty ass manifest a cat and your
00:41:46
grumpy ass fiance who originally said no later becomes best buds with him or with
00:41:51
her, excuse me. Maybe Nicholas was talking about the other uh emails that she might have sent
00:41:56
it to. He was like not even close. Not even close to those emails. Oh my god. Let me see Mars. Mars is so cute. Oh,
00:42:03
Mars. We'll post some pics. Oh, look at that. Look at that collar. I know. Look at that fancy assar. Oh, that's a
00:42:10
familiar. Yeah, that's a familiar familiar. I love it. I love that story. Oh, that was a needed story. It was. All
00:42:18
right, let's see. Um, so this one's called Yeet the Yiddies. My mom's a witch. Said all of our future children
00:42:27
and current children. Hello ladies. My name is Gigi. Oh my god, I love that. And yes, you can absolutely use my name
00:42:34
and any other names as I've already changed them for you. You're a real one. Uh, here's my story in 12point double
00:42:41
space pifa. As I've been listening for so long, I was trained to write this to your liking. Lol. Thank you, brother. I
00:42:46
want to start off like any other tale and praise you for your bad bitchery. You bombastic ladies have gotten me
00:42:52
through some rough times, and I'll forever be grateful for you. I like that, too. Elena, congrats on your book.
00:42:58
Thank you so much. I am so proud of you for not only being an amazing mother, but also pursuing your dreams. Thank you
00:43:03
so much. That's like the best compliment. Ash, congratulations on your engagement. Oh, [ __ ] I'm so married
00:43:09
now. Thank you. I am also getting married soon and feel as if we're doing it together, like two best friends.
00:43:14
You're probably married now, too. Congrats. Congrats. Anyh whoers, today is the day I finally push myself to send
00:43:19
in my tail. If you're reading this, Deb Debb, please give me a shot and send this in. Who wouldn't want to see a 5
00:43:25
foot nothing lady lose her [ __ ] Let's get on with the story. I'm going to start off with some backstory. I grew up
00:43:32
in a teeny tiny town known as Hastings, Nebraska. I've lived here since I was 9 years old. My parents moved up here
00:43:38
looking for better job opportunities to support their family. I'm an I'm originally from Albuquerque, New Mexico.
00:43:44
When I was 18 and freshly graduated, my mother decided to move back to New Mexico to support my older brother while
00:43:50
he and his fianceé had their first child. So nice. That's so nice. My mother made this decision in one day,
00:43:55
packed up her things, decided to inform me the day of, and gave me the choice of
00:43:59
either you come or you stay. Damn, that's a grandma right there. Whoa. As a young adult, I was thinking about
00:44:04
college and starting my own life and not dropping everything to move a few states
00:44:07
away. I decided to stay with my now husband and drive a couple of cities away for college. I'm now in my last
00:44:13
year of veterinary technician school and graduate in May. Congrats. I love that text. I love them. Yeah, you're special
00:44:20
people. It's true. The next time I saw my mother, she gave me a protection jar. Now, my mother has always been an empath
00:44:25
and has done some things I couldn't explain, but I never took it seriously until this story took place. The jar she
00:44:31
gave me was a small mason jar she filled with rice, coins, dollar bills, and other various trinkets. She told me to
00:44:38
put it in my car as I would be traveling between Hastings and Norfolk, uh, Nebraska, and it took me a second to
00:44:45
know the theation for the state. The amount of times that's happened to me throughout these listener tales, the M's
00:44:50
are the one that's ones that kill me. Yeah. I can never figure out which ones they are. Um, and that it would keep me
00:44:56
safe, but to make sure no one but myself would touch it. At first, I thought it was a joke and she just didn't want me
00:45:01
to lose it. But boy, was I wrong. One day, a couple of weeks before I moved for college, I was driving around with
00:45:07
one of my friends. We'll call her Asia, and she asked me about the jar. At first, I was calm and explained what it
00:45:13
was until I noticed Asia holding the jar. I wasn't too worried at first, but let her know no one else was supposed to
00:45:19
touch it. That night, I called my mom and told her what happened. When I tell you this lady freaked the [ __ ] out,
00:45:26
Hordor. Any Hispanic listeners will understand when their moms get upset. Hispanics are naturally loud but
00:45:33
angry. Oh dear. I definitely held on to my butt after that. My mom starts telling me, "Don't worry, it'll be
00:45:40
okay." And just do exactly what I say. Reminder, she isn't even in the same state as I am at the time. She's 15
00:45:46
hours away. And expects her halfbrain daughter to perform witchcraft over the phone. You got me [ __ ] up. So, she
00:45:53
instructs me to pour out the contents and replace the rice and place the replace the rice and place the contents
00:45:58
back in the jar and say a certain phrase or prayer, if you will. Again, at this moment, I just thought she was some
00:46:05
crazy superstitious lady and assured her I did what she asked me to do and called
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it a night. But did I actually? Absolutely not. The following events are 100% true and told to the best of my
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memory. I always love when something starts out that way. I know. The next day, I woke up and was getting ready to
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hop in the shower as one normally does when I look in the mirror and notice a cluster [ __ ] of burns all over my chest.
00:46:30
Sort of like when you burn yourself with hot oil and oil splatters everywhere. That's like the I that was the best way
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to describe that. It like I could picture it so easily. At that moment, I knew I should have listened to the crazy
00:46:40
bruha witch in Spanish. I love how much like bruha bruharia and bruha magic we're getting. So fun. Um I took for
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granted. I was terrified. So, I called my mother, hysterical, and explained what was going on. And this time, I
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actually did what she told me to do. Very smart. And to my [ __ ] surprise, the next day, the burns were gone. Your
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mama's a powerful bruha. A bruha. Uh, after it was all done said and done, I told Asia about the whole ordeal, and
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she yelled at me for letting her touch the jar in the first place. She gets it. To my mom, if you hear this, never trust
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your daughter or any of your children for that matter with some witchy [ __ ] I'm not responsible enough for. But I
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will never ever doubt you again. Thank you for reading my tail. Cursed. Oh no. Thank you for reading my tale. And I
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hope it wasn't too long. And if this made it to the pod, I will lose my marbles. Anyway, keep it weird, but not
00:47:31
so weird that Take it away, Ash. Not so weird that your mom makes you a dispel jar and then you let other people touch
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it after she told you not to touch it and then you get cluster [ __ ] of burns on your chest. Not weird that you don't
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listen to your bruha of a mama. Yeah, I'm glad you decided to listen to your bruha of a mama. A bruha mama.
00:47:45
Bruhamama. That's really fun to say. Bruhama. That does feel good. That was fun. That was a fun one. And I like that
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they were different kinds of witchcrafts. I did. That was a good That was a good mix of really cool ones. So
00:47:57
that's so interesting. I know. I love witchcraft. It's so fun. I had to miss a couple installments of my witchy class,
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but I'm going back this month and I'm really excited. Hell yeah. Yeah. Let's party. Party. All right. Well, um, thank
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you so much for tuning in. Thank you for listening. Um, if you have listener tales, you can send them to
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[email protected]. Please remember to include your um like um letting us your permission that's what it's
00:48:24
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00:48:29
use any pictures any anything in there that you will that's like identifying or your own thing. Just give us your
00:48:36
express permission to use it just cuz we want to be cool. Yeah. And remember that
00:48:40
these are on YouTube and you can see us dress in ridiculous costumes. Ridiculous? What are you talking about?
00:48:45
I can't wait to get this off my head cuz it's so itchy. Well, with that being said, we hope you keep listening and we
00:48:50
hope you get it weird. But that's the way that you throw your wig off. No, it's too scary. Oh, I thought you were
00:48:56
going to do it. All right, throw it off. Throw it off. Throw it off. Oh, wait. I
00:48:59
have a net under there. It's fine. Just throw it off. All right, just throw it off your wig.
00:49:05
Plausible. Plausible. Yeah. See, even Nicholas is like, "It's plausible." Oh no, it's
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stuck. Oh, I put a thing on. Hello, honey. Honey, we have to go. Goodbye. Look inside. Look inside yourself. Look
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inside. He said, "Look within." [Music] That was Look within. [Music] [Applause]
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