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Episode 732: Episode Revisit: Fairy Lights, Witches & Curses OH MY!

December 14, 2025 / 01:00:43

This episode covers spooky legends, Halloween traditions, and personal experiences at the Salem Night Fair. Hosts Ash and Elena discuss the lufoles, fairy lights from Louisiana, and the legend of Hannah Crana, the wicked witch of Monroe, Connecticut.

Ash shares the tale of lufoles, also known as swamp fairies, which are said to lure people into the bayou with their flickering lights. These entities are believed to be spirits of unbaptized babies or wicked souls, leading unsuspecting victims to their doom. Ash explains how to protect oneself from these spirits using iron.

Elena recounts the story of Hannah Crana, who was rumored to be a witch in Connecticut. After her husband’s mysterious death, she became a local legend, known for her curses and the ability to make crops grow. The episode details her interactions with neighbors and her eventual death, which led to ghostly sightings.

The hosts also share their experiences at the Salem Night Fair, discussing the vendors, the atmosphere, and their excitement for Halloween. They reflect on their friendship and the fun they had during the weekend.

Listeners are encouraged to keep it weird and avoid following ghost lights into danger, while also celebrating the legacy of Hannah Crana.

TLDR

Ash and Elena discuss spooky legends, including Louisiana's lufoles and Connecticut's Hannah Crana, while sharing personal Halloween experiences.

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Hey weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is Morbid. It's morbid at night. At night. Alina won't get that
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reference. But at night, Spongebob. >> Oh my god. >> It's always Spongebob. >> I was going to say, you shouldn't be
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surprised at this point. I almost said it. I was almost like, is that Spongebob? If I say that it's a
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reference you're not going to get, I feel like eight out of 10 times it's probably Spongebob.
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>> Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, that makes sense. That checks. >> Or a hip rap song, which I probably
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won't get, but I try. >> So, today we're doing kind of like um a spooky legend >> episode. Yeah,
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>> episode. We're doing kind of like a mishmash. >> A spooky legends. >> Mishmish mush.
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>> A mishmash. A smish mash. Yeah, we figured like Halloween legends Halloween >> and legends they just go hand in hand.
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>> They do. And it just felt right. Um because we haven't really done anything like Halloween related.
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>> No. >> On the pod. I mean we we've been doing some spooky things, >> but we've been doing just a lot of like
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true crime cases. So we're like, you know what? Let's bring it to a place of Halloween.
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>> A place of of spookiness, >> a place of weird. A place of Elena and Ash. Which, by the way, speaking of
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spooky and weird and awesome, we went to the Salem Night Fair the other night. >> Dude, it was so much fun.
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>> Ryan and Matt do at from the Black Veil. They're the ones who put it on. They do
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such an amazing job. It's insane. Like, shout out to them. And all the vendors and like everybody who makes it happen.
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It's just like it's one of the Elena literally walked in there and she was like, I want to live here.
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>> Yeah. I texted John and because he was home with the kids and I was like um because they were sleeping and one of us
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had to stay home because we're kind of like short-handed with help this week. >> But uh I texted him cuz he was like,
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"How is it?" And I was like, "I'm not kidding you. I feel like this is the inside of my mind."
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>> It Oh, it absolutely is. >> And it felt like it was. >> Oh my god. I have to still unpack the
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candles that I got there. And when I do, I need to I need to shout out the the woman who makes those candles because
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she was telling us like how she does it and everything and she sets intentions and all this stuff and they're so
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beautiful and they smell so good. I can't wait to light one. >> It's just like it's like spooky Etsy
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come to life. >> It's just these amazing vendors, >> like so many cool things like good food
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and tarot card readings. It's just >> it's everything just delightful that you could want. And it's at the Salem
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Pioneer Village, which makes it just spooky and awesome. >> It was so rad. It was also the start to
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like a really awesome weekend for me. >> Yeah. >> Like this past weekend was one of the
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best weekends I've had in years. >> Look at you. >> Cuz I got to do that with you and like a
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bunch of our spooky fun friends. >> And then the next day we got to go to um Drew's cousin's bachelorette and she's
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just like the sweetest human and all her sisters are so cool. >> I love that. >> And it was like so fun hanging out with
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them. And then yesterday I got to hang out with you and our family. >> Exactly. And it was like so wonderful.
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>> And we got to go to a haunted house finally. >> And we got to Sheena and Tid.
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>> Yes. Oh wow. The way that I almost just outed Tid's identity. >> I was just I went
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>> Yep. You said you said pump the brakes. >> I said Tid. >> Oh man, that was a close call.
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>> Yeah. If you guys aren't following Sheena, Melwani, and Tid, >> the real Indian dad.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. >> You got to do it. Go follow their Tik Tok. Go check them out. They're
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hilarious. And also they happen to be like the sweetest, most amazing people in real life. So they've become recently
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like um some of our new best friends and it's really exciting. >> Um and it was Sheena's first haunted
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house ever. So it was really fun to bring her to that. >> I I felt so I felt like so important
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bringing her to her first haunted house. >> I know. And also it was so much fun.
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>> It was It was needed. We haven't hit one this year. No. It just It hasn't worked
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out. You know, people have been sick. Kids have been sick. It just hasn't been a thing that we could do.
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>> Yeah. and we've just been so busy that it just isn't working out. And finally,
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>> I know >> it was after all the kids went to sleep and I was like, you know what? Let's go.
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We can go. >> Hell yeah. >> Yeah. And we used Elena and I used to go to a haunted house literally every
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weekend in October. Like it was our thing that we did together and we'd like invite whoever, but we always went no
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matter what. And the past couple years, it's been co and kids and busy and craziness. So, it's like next year we
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got to get back on our grind. get back on it, you know. But we met a ton of you guys at the night fair, too. And I just
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wanted to say you guys were awesome and it was really cool to meet you and you kind of made our nights, so thanks for
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being rad. >> Yeah, it was just it just felt a good weekend. >> It felt right. Every time somebody came
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up and was like, "Oh my god, hey." It was like we would meet here. Like you know what I mean? Like I was like,
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"Yeah, like this feels right that we're meeting here." >> That's our our good meet cute with
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people, you know? So, thanks for being awesome and saying hi to us cuz that was really cool.
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>> It was so fun. >> And I hope you guys had fun at the night fair, too. And I hope everybody had a
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good weekend no matter what they did. And you know what? It's Halloween spooky random legend time. So, this episode
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goes out on like a Wednesday. People are going to be like, "It's literally the middle of the week." Like,
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>> you know. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But, you know, it's coming. >> Whatever. >> Yeah. Halloween's coming.
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>> Oh, I didn't. You were so confused. >> It's What time is it? It's late. I don't
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know. I don't even know. >> Yeah. >> Who knows? It's like 8:30 p.m. So, I'm geriatric and it's way past my bedtime.
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>> But, do you want to start or should I? >> No. Whoa. >> I never start this. All right. Oh my.
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>> Wow. If you could see her face right now, everybody. >> No. Wa. Okay. Well, I'm going to be
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covering um a little bit like just a little little handful little scoop of uh fairy lights. The legends of fairy
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lights. >> You do that. I have a joke for you. >> Okay. >> I'm not like Michael Scott. I'm
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superstitious. >> Yeah. So that's why you have to start. >> Oh, I see. Okay. That took me a second.
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>> It also took me a second to form the joke and that's why I had to interrupt you and tell the joke at a bad spot.
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>> Very nice. >> But I had to do what I had to do. >> Yeah. Cuz I at first my brain was going
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to the actual quote like the I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little siticious. >> So I got confused. But I like it. Okay.
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And retroactively, I'm laughing right now. All righty. Like, you son of a [ __ ]
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>> Tell me about you. Tell me about your fairies. And remind me not to tell a joke when it's too late.
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>> Look at Ash doing a tight 10 up in here. Uh, so yeah, I'm going to talk about
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some fairy lights. Particularly, I'm going to start with ones from Louisiana. >> Oh, do you like that place or something?
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>> I do. I think Louisiana is great. >> Tinyurl.com/theb butcher in the ren. >> Thank you.
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>> You're welcome. >> But these are called lufoles. >> Ooh, kind of like a beignet but
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different. >> Not at all like a beignet, but I I would like a beignet. No, >> I've never had a beignet.
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>> Beignet. >> Beignette. >> Beignette. No, these are called lufles. And these entities are also known as the
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cinjun fairies or the swamp fairies. M. >> And it may sound beautiful, but it has a
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truly sinister motive for appearing to unsuspecting victims. >> So, back the [ __ ] up.
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>> Yeah, the It sounds great, but no. So, this word is obviously French. I don't
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know if you could tell. >> Oh, that's weird. I thought it was German. >> The fufu.
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>> Uh, it's obviously French, and it has a few different translations. I've seen
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marsh fire, but I've also seen crazy crazy fire, which I think crazy fire kind of like fits better.
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>> I like that. Now, a lot of people with cinjun heritage today in especially in
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the Louisiana area have probably heard tales of these entities from their parents, grandparents, you know, the
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like. They're the kind of tales that come with a strong lesson of not following things into the swamp or the
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woods. >> Lessons are important. >> They are, you know, stay out of the swamps and just don't be a crazy little
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wanderer. You know, >> that's actually like exactly who I am. >> Yeah. Don't be a crazy little wanderer.
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Not in these parts. Now, these little things are balls of light. Usually very small, but sometimes they could be a
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little bigger. Like they Some of them are the size of like a quarter. >> And then some of them can be like a
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cantaloupe size. >> A cantaloupe, you say? >> And Yeah. And they'll look like a flickering flame.
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>> Cantaloupes are pretty big. I imagine a flickering cantaloupe flame. >> Yeah. But they're far away. They start
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out far away. So you'll see them and they just kind of vary in size. No, they appear in the darkness of the Louisiana
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bayou and they just kind of like dance along the tree line. And initially, these lights were seen as a good omen at
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first cuz people were like, "Oh, lights, that's great." >> Lights are always good.
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>> Sounds good. And the story can sometimes vary depending on who is telling it. But
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there is a strong consistency with the important parts of the stories when it comes to where these came from. Some
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people believe that these fires are the spirits of babies that died unbaptized or died while they were or died while
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they were still nursing. >> Oh >> yeah. And these aren't like grown people who weren't baptized as babies. These
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are babies who were not baptized and died as babies. >> Oh >> yeah, that's what these are.
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>> You said let me clarify. You're confused and I was. So thank you. Okay. Or these are babies who died while
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they were still nursing. >> Oh, that's terrible. >> And then they now have to like wander
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around in some kind of purgatory state. >> I hate that. >> Now, a lot of these tales kind of tales
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regarding them are scary and have like a really hopeless feeling to them. If they're not babies, then some people
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believe that these are just like spirits of those who died. They lived terrible lives, like did wicked things in their
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lives, and they entered purgatory and then were spit back into the earthly realm because their lives were so filled
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with sin that they're now forced into this like punishment afterlife. >> Damn, you're so bad you can't even hang
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out in purgatory. >> They spit you out of purgatory. Like neither one of them are taking you.
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>> Who the hell gets spit out of purgatory? >> Apparently the people who turn into
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lufallets. >> But lufale is so beautiful. >> It does sound beautiful. That's that's
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their game. >> So others believe that these are bright like these are the spirits of loved ones
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who have died and this was their way of returning home to pass on a message or to comfort those who are struggling with
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their loss. >> All right, so so far we've got dead babies which is absolutely terrible.
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We've got people wicked human beings so terrible that they can't even hang out in purgatory and now I have a loved one.
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>> Well, and this is what it is. This is where the issue lies. This is a trap. They are all traps. You are compelled by
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these lights to follow them, but you will never quite reach them and they're just not they're not good. They appear
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to be seen as as what you want them to be. Loved ones to comfort you and bring you news from beyond. Like they are that
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they try to make themselves into what you need them to be. But they are not your loved ones. They are not anything
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good. They are masking as such and are in fact there to lure you into the swamps to your [ __ ] death.
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>> Well, that's why they shouldn't have gotten kicked out of purgatory. Leave them there so they can't [ __ ] with me
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and mine. >> So even though the people who would believe these were their their loved
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ones were being tricked by these entities, what they are is they really are like evil things. So I don't think
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and I the whole like babies in purgatory thing I think is just like a whole other
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series of issues. But I think it's it seems to me like the one that fits right is these cuz these are evil. Like
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they're not good. >> Like Frank from Hellraiser. >> Yeah, exactly. Like he would
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>> he would definitely be one of these. >> I'm a horror queen. >> Wow. >> Yeah. It's me, Ash. I watch horror
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movies now. I introduced Ash to Hellraiser like what last week? >> Yeah, like two weeks ago.
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>> Two weeks ago for the first time she had seen it and she loved it and I proud. I
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was so proud >> mama. >> I was real proud. I was like, "That's my girl. That's my girl." Next on Scream,
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just like quick diversion. If you guys don't listen to Scream, you should listen. It's a lot of fun.
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>> Yeah. It's a podcast that we're on with our friend Caleb and we do horror movies. But, um, we're going to do Black
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Sunday and I'm really excited for it. It's my pick. So, like, I really am becoming a true horror head.
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>> And guys, now's the time to go listen to listen to Scream if you're not listening
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already. >> Yeah, come on. Go ahead. It's fun. So, back to this. They're not your loved
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ones. They're going to lead you to your [ __ ] death in the swamp. Their entire thing is to distract you.
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>> Like, they they're like, "Ooh, pretty lights." And then you follow them. >> Pretty lights and you love me. Let's go.
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>> Exactly. And once they have you, they keep you. Oh. Oh, they're not letting you go. I did not like the little eye
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thing that you just did. >> They keep you. They keep you. I was like, don't look at me like that.
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>> They keep you. And they lead you further and further into the swamps, making sure
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that you lose your way, that you're paying attention to them. You're not paying attention to where you're going.
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And when you realize how far you have wandered, it's always too late. >> Oh my damn.
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>> You're either lost or you will fall into the swamp and drown. >> Those are the two outcomes. And some
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legends even say, I found a few things that say they'll try to lure you into the swamps and into briars or sharp
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prickly bushes to get you torn to pieces. >> Jesus Christ. Again, like hell raiser.
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>> Exactly. >> Whoa. Are these just centubites? >> Are the Maybe these could be just pin
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head and like butterball over there, >> my man. >> But my man, now they have also been
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associated though with treasure treasure seeking people. >> Okay. So there are stories that say it
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was common for highranking pirates to kill a crew member before they would bury their treasure. They would then
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throw the body of this crew member into the hole with the treasure. And this p this act would connect this dead man's
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soul to the treasure forever. >> And they are now forced into the job of guarding the treasure until the pirates
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come back to claim it. >> Why do I kind of love that? >> Isn't that gnarly? >> The murder part. Isn't that so gnarly?
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Like they murder one of their crew mates, throw him in the hole, and he's now bound to this treasure. That's some
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Pirates of the Caribbean [ __ ] >> That's some pirate [ __ ] Yeah, we should cover like some pirate stories.
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>> We got to cover some pirate stories. >> There's some crazy ones lingering out
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there in the >> Yo ho ho. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. >> Ohoy. Maybe. >> Maybe.
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>> There you go. Arg. Did we just become pirates? >> We did. We did. Remember when everybody
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would get excited about speak like a pirate day or everybody would get excited about on Facebook they would let
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you change your language to pirate? >> I do briefly remember instead of like what what do you cuz you know how like
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when you would put up a status update it would say like what's on your mind what's on your mind it would change to
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like what ye be plundering or something. >> That must have been when Facebook like
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first happened and I think I was like a little bit after that >> and everyone was like real into it. They
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were like I'm a pirate. It says, "What you be plundering right now?" >> I kind of love that.
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>> It was funny. We were like, we were a simpler people back >> when you would just get into like poke
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fights on Facebook. >> It was simpler time. It was a beautiful time. >> Yeah. Poking used to be a way of like
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flirtation back in my day. >> Oh, yeah. It was It was a much simpler time. But enough of that. So these
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spirits that are now connected to this treasure are said to become lefu especially when the treasure was finally
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claimed by the pirate that initially buried it because they would still stay and guard the place that the p that the
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treasure was. >> Then they would lure other people toward the the treasure place only to lead them
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to certain death and bury them alive. >> All righty. So people think they're being led to buried treasure. There's a
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tale of like these two guys. I read it in a few different sources. These two guys were working on a railroad
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together. They were friends. They saw the lufallets and they were like, "Ooh, we have to follow them cuz maybe they're
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going to lead us to treasure." And they followed >> and the lufale went into the dirt like
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into the like led them astray. >> Went into the dirt and they were like that must be where the treasure is. So
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they started digging and they were working on the railroad so they had shovels >> all the live long day.
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>> They ended up banging into something. They're like, "Holy [ __ ] it's treasure." They got so excited that one
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of them was greedy and decided to knock the other one out with a shovel to take the treasure for himself.
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>> Oh, that's fake as [ __ ] >> But when he got to the treasure, he opened it up and it was a leaflet who
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was [ __ ] with him and that leaflet killed him. And then his friend woke up and ran back to the railroad and was
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like, "Holy [ __ ] what happened?" And they never found the other friend again. So he was a [ __ ] greedy [ __ ] And
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he got eaten by the lofule. >> Eaten. You said >> I said the lfule, but it's just lafulet
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because that's two. >> Whoa. >> But so don't follow the lufale. And if you follow the lufleet with a friend,
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don't get [ __ ] greedy cuz one of you is going to die. >> Wow. This is a cautionary
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tale. >> Yeah. And you might be thinking to yourself right now, "Well, shit." >> Yeah.
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>> Is this it? I'm usually thinking to myself, "Well, [ __ ] If they appear, do I have a choice or is it just my fate to
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follow them? Like, are they going to force me to follow them? >> Yeah. What are my options here?
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>> Like, what's what do I do here? >> I'm saying, >> well, some locals believe that you can
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you actually can fight against their otherworldly power and keep yourself from becoming a victim of the swamp
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fairies >> with a little one-two punch. >> No, not a one-two punch. They don't give
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a [ __ ] about that. They're like, "Get the [ __ ] out of here with your little hands."
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>> Why was that so funny? They don't give a [ __ ] about They don't. They don't care
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about that >> fufu on your one too [ __ ] >> I'm fufu. I don't care about your little
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like boop boop hands. >> So apparently these little entities though, they don't care about you
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throwing hands, but they do care about iron. They cannot cross anything iron. >> Oh,
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>> not sure why. So if you're seeing one and you're feeling the pull of their power, you have to put something iron
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between you. Usually, it's recommended that you drive something into the ground that's iron, like a blade or I read a
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lot of people use iron needles. And this is interesting because it works the the
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way that it works is the fufu are compelled to try to fit through the eye of the needle.
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>> They try to fit through it. >> Why does that sound familiar to me? Like, >> well, I'll I'll get I'll tell you
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because you probably remember it from a couple of other things. So, they'll try to get through the eye of the needle and
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then they will spend a lot of time and effort trying to do this and they'll momentarily lose sight of the fact that
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they came here initially to lure you into the swamp to watch you die a horrific slow death.
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>> It's kind of like you lure them into the eye of the needle and watch them have a
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horrific slow death. >> You pay you play their own game. So, when they're distracted, you can run as
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far away as humanly possible and never look back. This works a lot like the legends that include leaving a lot of
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things outside your door for spirits to count. That might be what you're thinking about. We've covered things
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before like these key We've covered some of these like keepaway methods for spirits.
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>> Yeah. Like salon. >> Yeah. Now, one of these I found actually cuz I started looking into other ones
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cuz I was I thought the same thing. I was like that sounds so familiar. Yeah. I think I was thinking of all these
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different um like cultures and legends that would be like they will count this many things outside your door and forget
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that they're coming in to you. >> Now, one of these that I found terrifying and fascinating is the haint.
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>> Oh, >> which is an evil ghost from Galaguchi culture found in the south near like
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Florida, Georgia, North and South Carolina area. These hints have a method. And these hints are like evil
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ghosts. And they have a method of killing their victims by chasing them until they die of exhaustion.
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>> That's my worst [ __ ] nightmare. >> That's their goal. They just exhaust you
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to death. I >> I mean, life is already doing that to me. So, can you not? >> So, can you not? But you can keep these
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away, it said, by a few methods. First, you can apparently use newspaper as wallpaper. Um, or that's not my vibe.
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>> You can read you can put pages of books as wallpaper, which sounds kind of cool.
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>> Also not my vibe >> because the hint just has to read every single word. They will stop and have to
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read every single word in these papers. So the more papers the better. >> Okay. >> They will never be able to get you. The
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sun will come up and they'll be banished. >> Awesome. Bye. You can also leave sand,
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rice, or a broom outside your home because the hint will have to count every grain of sand or rice and they
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will have to count every bristle on the broom >> and they get confused really easily. So,
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they'll have to start over a bunch of times. >> The more things you can leave out for
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them to count, the better. >> All right. You can also paint your porch, ceiling, or floor paint blue.
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>> Oh, >> because it makes them think that it's water and that's something they can't go
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past. >> Isn't that interesting? >> That is interesting. >> And those you will still find porches,
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especially in the south. >> Yeah. >> Um it's like in the Carolinas and stuff, you'll find a ton of porches have that
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blue. >> I found that out a couple years ago. I knew somebody who had like a blue roof
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on their porch. >> Mhm. Yeah. Now this brings us back to iron and the fufulets. >> Yes,
00:22:13
>> they can't pass iron. So you can sometime what trick them with whatever you have to put in the ground.
00:22:18
>> They will at least pause to think it over and you can get out of there. >> Will kale count.
00:22:23
>> Kale. There you go. Iron rich. Iron rich kale. >> Yeah. >> So apparently they can also enter your
00:22:31
home though, which is terrifying. >> No thanks. Can I give them something to count?
00:22:35
>> You can. So there's a thought that lufale really love to terrorize children, particularly infants.
00:22:42
>> Yeah. See, I don't that's why I don't think they're babies. >> Yeah. They're dicks. So if your baby
00:22:46
wakes up with rosy cheeks, it's thought that the fufu came into your home at night and stole some of your infant's
00:22:52
breath >> and that's why their cheeks are a little rosy. >> Not just that they're a a warm sleeper.
00:22:58
>> No foulet. Okay. So, in order to make sure that doesn't happen again or happen
00:23:03
at all really, >> it's suggested that you scatter mustard seeds on the floor of the nursery
00:23:08
because again, lufale will stop to count them all and eventually the sun will rise and they will be banished another
00:23:14
day. >> Okay. >> Of course, you now have mustard seeds all over the floor of your nursery, but
00:23:19
hey, your baby still has oxygen. So, that is that's a good toss up in my book. Although, like mustard seeds do
00:23:26
kind of seem like they would be a choking hazard. So, >> well, if your baby's in the crib,
00:23:31
>> yeah, they >> baby's not getting out of the crib. Not as >> not as an infant. This is like infant
00:23:36
infant. >> This isn't toddler. Like, this is infant. >> So, they're swaddled. Like, you got a
00:23:41
swaddler in there. >> I love the little swaddle. >> I love the little swaddle baby mushies.
00:23:46
>> I feel like I could just like smell that. >> I know. >> Like smell a little swaddled babe.
00:23:50
>> No, those were that was all interesting to me. But then while searching for information about these things, I kept
00:23:56
coming across like things like it that were like really >> I want to do like a whole episode I
00:24:01
swear on these kind of things because they're just very interesting. And I kept finding them from all over the
00:24:05
world. And there are the will of the wisps in Scotland which I'm going to talk about in a second, but those are
00:24:11
the ones I knew about growing up. Like Ma used to talk about them. And then one I hadn't heard of is from Denmark,
00:24:19
>> and they are literally called the jacko'lanterns, >> but they're not >> But they're not pumpkins.
00:24:24
>> Okay. >> They are lights as well. And they're said to and this is Denmark. They're
00:24:28
said to be spirits of unrighteous men. >> Are you righteous? >> No. >> No. >> I'm a jacko'lantern. Actually,
00:24:37
>> now these unrighteous men come back because they were kicked out of the other realm and sent back to Earth. They
00:24:44
make it their goal to lure travelers off their paths and lead them into bogs and
00:24:48
marshes and swamps so that they drown alone. >> Also, don't you dare point at one if you
00:24:54
see it. If you point at one, they will always see you pointing at them no matter what, and they will seek you out.
00:25:00
>> Well, you are pointing right now, so I suggest you stop. >> I'm pointing right at you.
00:25:04
>> Well, there's three fingers pointing right back at you. >> Oh, I That's funny.
00:25:09
No, it's the same concept, but this time it's grown unrighteous men. And the way
00:25:14
to stop them is not with iron, but by turning your cap inside out. >> What if I don't have a cap?
00:25:21
>> Well, what's funny to me is like, so basically a rally cap will send these [ __ ] packing.
00:25:25
>> Yeah. >> Do you remember she's shaking her head? She literally was like, "No."
00:25:31
>> I was like already I don't remember. playing like baseball or softball, a rally cap was like you you put your head
00:25:37
inside out when you're not doing great cuz you're you're aiming you're manifesting a rally.
00:25:43
>> Do you remember that I was the girl on the softball team who convinced everybody to make matching bows and then
00:25:48
we all wore those to games and then the softball coaches really didn't like me for that?
00:25:51
>> I do remember that. >> You're welcome. >> But softball but make it fashion. It's
00:25:56
still funny that like a rally cap is like a turned inside out cap to like manifest a rally when you need one and
00:26:02
that >> will send the jacko'lanterns gone like packing. >> Is there anything else I can do or
00:26:08
that's my only >> That's it. That's all I could find. So if you don't have a cap, I guess you're
00:26:11
[ __ ] out of luck. >> Well, [ __ ] Uh, but that's awesome. Now, back to the Will of the Wisps because there those I
00:26:32
just love those. >> Ma talked about these. Uh, >> mom and I remember dad telling me a
00:26:36
story about the will of the wisps cuz they are from Scotland. >> I never heard them talk about these. Now
00:26:41
I'm interested. >> It's probably the closest thing I knew to lufale. >> Okay. >> They originate in Scotland and they're
00:26:47
kind of the same idea. They're fairy lights that lead people astray to their demise. And they are sometimes referred
00:26:54
to as ignispatus, I believe. I'm probably saying that wrong. But it's Latin >> and it's Latin for I was just going to
00:27:02
say it's probably good that I can't say that. So that's fairly great. It's Latin
00:27:06
for foolish fire. >> Ah, >> and it makes sense. That's exactly what it is. So travelers or just any wary
00:27:12
victim would see what looked like a flickering flame of a lantern or a candle over the moors or bogs or
00:27:18
marshland. They would feel compelled to follow it. And sometimes it gave the impression of someone needing help.
00:27:24
>> Oh >> yeah. So it like praise on people's like need to help others. >> Oh right.
00:27:29
>> Or something you just needed to go and check out like something interesting. They were like
00:27:33
>> And these little lights are very like playful. They're like fairy lights and and at first they bounce and jump and
00:27:40
like really invite you. >> They're like, "Check me out." >> Like they're like, "Girl, let's go."
00:27:44
>> Damn, I'm never going to look at a firefly the same after. >> No, that's truly. Now, these the will of
00:27:50
the wisps are bad omen. And seeing one can mean you or someone you know is about to die.
00:27:56
>> Oh [ __ ] >> Yeah. And they're also said to possibly lead someone to maybe see Fay, which can
00:28:02
be >> or Yeah. You don't want to [ __ ] with Fay? >> No, you do not. >> And they also will lead you to
00:28:09
leprechauns. >> Huh. >> So, that seems like [ __ ] to me, but that cuz that's more in like the uh like
00:28:15
the Irish version of things. But there's like a little buried treasure bit here,
00:28:19
too, that in Scotland it says like you could find treasure, too. So, I guess that lines up with like leprechauns
00:28:24
>> or you could die. >> Truth. So, it's a real it's a real 50/50 shot. Now, it's the origin of Will of
00:28:32
the Wisps that really interested me at first. It's a just like an interesting story. Apparently, the legend says that
00:28:39
there was a man named Will who was an [ __ ] Will >> there you go. He did all sorts of bad
00:28:46
things while he was alive. And when it was time for him to shuffle off this mortal coil, he went to meet St. Peter
00:28:52
at the pearly gates and his the film of his life rolled before him and it was a flop. This film sucks.
00:29:00
>> Critics hated it. >> Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 10% at best. The letter box score was even worse. It
00:29:05
was just so St. Peter was like, "My guy, we can't let you in with those kind of numbers. You can't come in here."
00:29:11
>> Well, [ __ ] >> So, he was like, "You have to try this [ __ ] again, William." He was like, "You
00:29:15
got to Will." It's actually It is William and Will and different sources you see. But I I got Will
00:29:21
>> get you a boy who could do it. >> Exactly. So, he sent Willm back to Earth to give it another try.
00:29:27
>> Oh, okay. So, you better shape the [ __ ] up, sir. >> This idiot [ __ ] it up again.
00:29:31
>> I bet he did. >> In fact, he was even worse this time around. >> Oh, no. St. Peter didn't was like, "Get
00:29:38
out." When he came back, >> [ __ ] >> He kicked him out, not back to Earth, but banished him from the other place,
00:29:44
too. >> So, he was walking around purgatory, and the devil shows up. He said, "Hey." And
00:29:50
the devil was like, "Wow, you're pathetic." And he gave him a burning piece of brimstone and he was like,
00:29:56
"Here, it's [ __ ] cold in here. Hold that." Like as the devil would. He was like,
00:30:03
"It's cold in purgatory. Here's some [ __ ] fiery brimstone to hold on to." Like, "Hope it keeps you warm."
00:30:08
>> I don't think the devil would like help you out like that. >> Well, and he gave it to him and he was
00:30:11
like, "Don't be a dick." And then he just left. >> Like, "Here's some fiery rock. Try to
00:30:16
make something of yourself in purgatory." >> I want to know what the devil was doing
00:30:19
in purgatory. Well, Will, I think he's just got He probably like tootses in there a little bit and is like, "How's
00:30:24
everybody doing?" Like, he's probably just a dick in there. >> Do you guys follow Satan on Tik Tok?
00:30:30
Because you should. >> Follow Satan on Tik Tok. >> I know his true identity, but I won't
00:30:34
spoil it. >> Hilarious. >> It's so >> You got to follow it. But he basically said, "Don't be a dick. Here's some
00:30:40
fiery rock." >> Like, yeah, take do something. >> You will with that. But Will took this
00:30:44
as an opportunity to enact his bitter revenge on the world, which might have been the devil's
00:30:50
>> plan all along because he knew that William was a dick set up. >> Here's some fiery rock. Be a nice guy.
00:30:55
And then he just left. >> Yeah. Like what? >> But he continues his reign of terror now
00:31:00
using his brimstone rock gifted by Lucifer to lure travelers into the bogs to die.
00:31:06
>> Nice, Will. Now, I'm not going to ruin this by pointing out that all of these
00:31:12
lights can possibly be attributed to swamp gas and bioluminescent mushrooms analogy,
00:31:17
>> but you like just did though. >> It's spirits. Happy [ __ ] Halloween. >> I love that send off.
00:31:23
>> That's the end of mine. >> That was really funny. And you said us the ends of mine.
00:31:30
>> All right. Well, I Oh, fairy lights. I am a witch. Oh, yeah, you do. I have a
00:31:35
witch because it's [ __ ] Halloween. A witch and a curse and a >> Yes, actually. I wish a witch and a few
00:31:41
curses and always some when it's my story. >> All right. Well, mine is the legend of
00:31:46
Hannah Crana aka the wicked witch of Monroe. Hannah Crana. >> Hannah Crana. >> Hey girl.
00:31:52
>> I [ __ ] love her to be honest. >> I already love her. All right, so like I said, the Hannah Cran legend comes to us
00:31:58
from Monroe, Connecticut. Much like the Warren. >> Hey, close by. Hey. So Hannah was a lady
00:32:03
who was born way back in 1783, one who was said to be a witch. Now, luckily for Hannah, like by the time she
00:32:11
was doing her witchy thing, people in New England had already seen the hysteria caused uh in Salem by the witch
00:32:18
trials. So they were a little more hesitant to bring women that they believe to be witches to trial.
00:32:24
>> That's so nice of them. >> Yeah. Yeah. They were like, "We saw how this went and I think instead we'll just
00:32:29
spread some rumors throughout town and mess with them from afar." >> Oh, there you go.
00:32:33
>> Yes. So, again, it was they saw that it was a flop the first time around and they were like, "Let's not repeat that."
00:32:38
>> They said, "We're not in our flop era. >> No, we are not. >> We're in our [ __ ] [ __ ] ass era, so
00:32:45
let's spread rumors and run a muck. >> We're in our Are we in our It might be in our [ __ ] ass era again."
00:32:51
>> Yeah, we're >> seems like the whole world is in that [ __ ] ass era. very much in a [ __ ] ass
00:32:56
era at this moment in time. But back then they were not in their flop era. They were again in their [ __ ] ass era.
00:33:03
And that was the case with Miss Hannah. They they bullied her from afar. Now Hannah's a bit of a mystery woman even
00:33:10
when it comes to her name because some sources say that she was married to a man named Joseph Hovie and her grave
00:33:17
actually even says that she's the wife of that man's. Hm. But I also found an article on newspapers.com
00:33:24
and it referred to her husband as Silas Crana. >> Huh. >> So I was trying to figure out if like
00:33:29
Silus was like mister or sir or something like that, but it seems to be a name. >> So that's weird.
00:33:36
>> That's interesting because nobody really knows when Hannah became known as Hannah
00:33:40
Crana. Some people say that it was a nickname given to her in like a jokey way, but I mean, I guess it really
00:33:46
doesn't matter that much because throughout the year, she's more known as the wicked witch of Monroe.
00:33:50
>> Whoa. >> So, the house that she and her husband lived on was on Cralgy, I hope I'm
00:33:55
saying that right, Craly Hill in Monroe, Connecticut. Now, evidently these days,
00:33:59
what is left of their home, we'll get more of that later, is guarded by different sized snakes.
00:34:06
>> Ooh. >> To this day, >> damn. Now, Hannah's story seems to start with the death of her husband.
00:34:12
>> So, there are two very different accounts of how she killed the man. Oh. >> Um, neither has been proven to be true,
00:34:18
but let's explore both, shall we? >> Let's look at both. So, story one says that Hannah's husband went out for a
00:34:24
walk one night and he drifted a little too far from home. Now, somehow he stumbled over and fell off the edge of a
00:34:33
cliff >> in Connecticut. um >> in Connecticut. >> In Connecticut. Uh >> and when you said drifted too far from
00:34:40
home, I just pictured him like clinging to a piece of driftwood and just like drifting.
00:34:44
>> No, he's just walking. He's just slowly drifting, >> drifting away. I don't want to get sued.
00:34:50
Um his body was found the next day and immediately people thought that Hannah had something to do with it.
00:34:56
>> Hannah Crano. >> They thought Hannah Krano. They thought Hannah Crano. >> They did.
00:35:00
>> And they said she put some kind of spell on him that led to his death. The spell
00:35:04
must have disoriented him so much that it just left him walking blindly to this cliff having no idea what he was
00:35:10
actually doing. Damn. >> So, that could be it. Could be it. Or the other variation of the story is uh
00:35:15
pretty dark. In this version, Hannah's husband partakes a little too often in excessive drinking and she's through
00:35:22
with it. She's had enough. >> Well, she's Hannah. >> She's Hannah and she's not here for your
00:35:26
[ __ ] >> No, she's not. >> So, he comes home one day and they get into it cuz she's like, "Hey, you smell
00:35:30
like booze again and I'm kind of sick of this shit." Yeah. So, they start fighting. They bring their argument
00:35:35
outside cuz she says, "You won't take this outside." And they walk toward the cliff and things get more and more
00:35:41
heated until finally Hannah grabs her husband. Apparently, she's very strong like bull. And she tosses him over the
00:35:49
edge of the cliff. >> No. Holy [ __ ] >> Allegedly, >> I'm laughing just because of like the
00:35:56
thought of this like I'm picturing Hannah Cran in my head as like a very small woman.
00:36:01
>> Yeah, me too. I don't know why. Like it just came to my brain that way. >> And then I'm just picturing her like
00:36:07
hoisting this man. >> Like like uh Louisa. >> Yes. >> From from Encanto like she does with the
00:36:15
with the donkey. >> Hannah's the strong one. And she's not nervous. >> No, she's not.
00:36:20
>> She's as strong as the crust of the earth is. So, and the Native Americans watched her
00:36:27
be as strong as the crust of the earth is from the bottom of the cliff as this happened. Even though Hannah thought
00:36:33
that nobody had seen, but word spread around town either way, whether she tossed him over the cliff herself or if
00:36:40
she concocted some kind of spell that made him do it. So, either way, he went over a cliff. He did in Connecticut. Um,
00:36:47
and there were a couple of people who really actually did want her persecuted for witchcraft. But for one reason or
00:36:54
another, that never happened. But some people think that's because the local authorities were so scared of her that
00:37:01
they didn't want to press the issue and try their luck. >> I mean, there's two choices here. She
00:37:06
either bewitched the man off a cliff or she hoisted him above her head and tossed launched him off a cliff. Nay, I
00:37:15
say yeed it. >> There is there I understand why they were a little little hesitant to get
00:37:22
involved in that whole thing. >> And we're only ling because this is a legend. >> It's a legend. This is all legend. So,
00:37:28
>> it's hilarious. >> So, Hannah's husband uh he was said to have died in May and she wasn't seen
00:37:33
again until that next October. >> So, she disappeared for a little while >> and then she came back for spooky
00:37:38
season. >> She did because she's Hannah. >> She's like, "It's Halloween, bitches."
00:37:42
>> Yes. Now, when she was spotted, there were two men riding past her. And according to the New Town B newspaper,
00:37:47
she was quote dressed in white flowing garments and with disheveled hair standing in the swamp near the road in
00:37:54
the rear of her home. >> I love that for her. She is now um a swamp hag and that's pretty great.
00:38:02
>> Also, a swamp banshee. That's what she didn't kill her husband and maybe she was just a little distraught that the
00:38:07
man's yeeted himself over a cliff. So, she was just having a quick moment in the swamp and you could just let her
00:38:12
have at it. >> Yeah. Let her grieve in the swamp, man. >> Let me grieve in the swamp so that I
00:38:17
know it's real. >> Let me like She's having a a hot banshee summer. Okay. She had a hot banshee
00:38:24
summer. It's October now. >> Next summer. You heard it here first. I am having a hot banshee summer.
00:38:30
>> That's what Hannah was doing. >> Don't at me. >> She's just finishing off her hot banshee
00:38:35
summer. She was stepping into spooky season by stepping into the swamp. >> Yes. >> It was just her moment. Like everybody
00:38:42
needed to let her have her moment. >> Let her live. >> Yeah. >> Um but they didn't want to let her live.
00:38:47
And after that sighting, people would see her from time to time and word kind of started to spread because people
00:38:53
weren't seeing her too often. And a lot of the times the sightings would be really late at night. So people really
00:38:59
kind of started to latch on to this idea that she was a witch and they wouldn't see her again until that next spring.
00:39:06
>> Now she came back with a [ __ ] bang. And maybe she wouldn't have or if it weren't for like a little neighborly
00:39:13
dispute. Maybe she would have just continued hanging out and minding her own GD business.
00:39:19
But apparently one of her ne apparently apparently apparently one of her neighbors cattle had gotten into her
00:39:26
yard and messed up some of her flowers. Now she took great pride in her garden. She grew tiger lilies and she was like,
00:39:33
"Don't [ __ ] with them." >> Do you know how hard it is to keep a plant alive? >> Yes, I do because I became a plant mom
00:39:38
this past year. >> Plant parents of the world, I tip my hat to you because that [ __ ] is hard.
00:39:44
>> It is. That [ __ ] is [ __ ] hard >> cuz all so many plants are different and
00:39:48
like some like this weather >> takes a lot of commitment. >> Some like that weather. Some you can't
00:39:52
water too much. Some you have to give the water amount. Some you can't even [ __ ] water. Like who knew you
00:39:57
couldn't leave a freaking cactus in your bathroom and that it would be too steamy
00:40:02
in there and that you would kill a cactus even though nobody can kill a cactus. I'm not speaking from personal
00:40:07
experience. >> Yeah. Who knew? >> Apparently you. Who knew? >> I don't know. >> Who knew?
00:40:13
>> But anyway. Yeah. Hannah. Hana. Hana. She got in a dispute with her neighbor because she was like, "Hey, you're being
00:40:21
careless. You got to watch your cattle and not let them eat my [ __ ] or my tiger
00:40:26
liies." And this guy was not hearing her side of the story at all. He didn't give
00:40:32
a [ __ ] >> Oh, no. >> So, she got real angry. Real angry. He laughed in her face and told her she was
00:40:39
an old woman without a husband. And what would she even do to stop him? >> That is literally like Tai and Clueless.
00:40:48
You're a virgin who can't drive. >> Like that's You're an old woman with no husband. Like that is so gnarly. Like
00:40:59
what? >> It's the Connecticut version of that. >> Dude, my guy, that is not nice.
00:41:05
>> Yeah, that hit different. >> Like that's like really I would ax your ass. >> Yeah. I would learn dark magic if I
00:41:12
didn't know it. >> I mean, >> that would be it. >> She showed him. >> Damn. >> Because according again to the New Town
00:41:19
Bee from December 7th, 1900, Hannah, quote, with strangely flashing eyes and a voice tense in its vindictiveness,
00:41:27
cried with an outstretched, menacing arm, "MY CURSE UPON you and my curse upon your crop."
00:41:34
I love Hannah Cran. Hannah Crana is my mother effing girly >> cuz I don't think she killed her
00:41:42
husband. Or do I? >> I think it was an accident. He stumbled off a cliff in Connecticut. And I think
00:41:48
>> he was known to drink. >> I think she is She's cursing. >> Yeah, I think she became a witch.
00:41:54
>> I think she was pushed into this. >> And on that day, I became a witch. >> There you go.
00:41:59
>> You know Tik Tok. >> Yeah, >> you know Tik Tok. >> Hello Tik Tok. >> Of course she does. Hannah knows all.
00:42:05
She'd be a great Tik Tocker. >> I'd follow her. >> I would. >> I'd show you how to grow tiger liies.
00:42:11
>> She would have an Etsy shop for shey. >> For sure she would. >> I wish you had said for she
00:42:17
>> and I would buy [ __ ] from it. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Yeah. She'd be at the night fair.
00:42:22
>> All right. Well, listen. She would have. But so before that fateful day, this
00:42:26
man's crop was growing quite quite nicely. You know how it was. You know how it goes when your crop grows in so
00:42:33
nicely. I love when my crop grows nicely. >> Why does that sound like gross? Why does
00:42:37
that sound like dirty in a way? >> You can make anything dirty. >> It's truth. >> However, the morning after the curse was
00:42:56
uttered, the man woke up to a very different set of crop. >> I bet he did. I know you're probably
00:43:02
supposed to say crops, but saying crop and like making it feel plural is fun for me.
00:43:07
>> I like that. Cool. Every last one of his potatoes had died and the ground. I know. Like how dare like Hannah, I love
00:43:14
you, but like not the potatoes. >> That was a misstep, Hannah. >> Yeah, but it wasn't. Nothing Hannah does
00:43:20
is a misstep in my opinion. IM O. >> I love a potato. >> I do too. But you can get them from
00:43:25
another guy who won't tell you that you're old or that you don't have a husband to defend you.
00:43:29
>> I forgot about that. That's bad. So poo poo on him. All of his potatoes were dead and the ground was littered with
00:43:35
stinky oozing dead potatoes. Ew. Much like he deserved. >> So a while later, after trying
00:43:41
everything he possibly could to make his potatoes grow again and having all of his attempts fail, that [ __ ]
00:43:48
went with his tail between his legs to go apologize to M. Hannah. >> I was just going to say you should go
00:43:54
apologize. >> And he did >> admit your wrongdoing. >> He admitted his wrongdoing and I respect
00:43:58
that. >> I do too. So she told him, "Thank you for the apology and mark my words, next
00:44:04
year's crop will be beneficial to you, my dude." Look at her. Look at this forgiving queen. Forgiving queen.
00:44:10
>> Look at She sees growth. >> She gives chances. >> She sees growth and she rewards it.
00:44:15
>> Well, listen. The next year, the man was walking through the neighborhood and
00:44:20
Hannah gave him a little hello and beckoned him over. And she said to him, "Go out tonight at 10:00 to your crops
00:44:27
and you will see a significant change from last year." So he did. He went out to those crops. And as he stood there,
00:44:35
he heard some kind of rustling in the distance. But then the sound got louder and louder, and he stood there in awe.
00:44:42
The corn was literally growing as he watched it. >> Wo! >> And by the time it was done, it was at
00:44:49
least 20 in taller than when he'd first gotten there. That's a significant change,
00:44:54
>> one might say. So, as he stood there, probably with his jaw on the ground, Hannah just came walking out of the
00:45:00
stalks. >> Yeah, she did. >> And she said to him, and this is a quote again from the New Town B newspaper
00:45:06
because they had the best information on this. >> They had the scoop a scoop. >> They did. It was written in 1900 and it
00:45:11
was so much fun to read. >> I love this. >> But she told him, quote, "Always remember that as others do to me, even
00:45:18
so I do to them. Good for good, evil for evil. >> Oh, >> a little law of return for my witch
00:45:26
[ __ ] out there. >> I am with Hannah. >> I am too. >> Team Hannah. >> I am a great believer in the rule of
00:45:33
3x3. >> Mhm. So, Theodore Beach and Isaac Nicholls, two local farmers, would soon
00:45:39
learn all about Hannah's philosophy. They were passing her house one day and they called out to her in a real nasty
00:45:45
tone, kind of doubting how powerful she was because obviously this farmer before
00:45:50
them had been like, "Holy [ __ ] you guys, you got to like be nice to Hannah. She can make [ __ ] up your spuds.
00:45:56
>> She could [ __ ] up your spuds or she could make corn happen." And it's a beautiful thing.
00:46:01
>> The choice is yours. >> Yes, one might say corn. >> Make it a great day or not.
00:46:07
>> The choice is yours. Yeah, >> you're really ruining my corn joke here. I'm just trying to say calm.
00:46:13
>> I knew you were going there. >> I know. >> I knew it. >> Um but yeah, so so he was like,
00:46:17
"Listen." But these two [ __ ] were like, "Hey, you old hag, if you're so powerful, let's see it." And Hannah was
00:46:24
like, "Oh, baby, let's go." So she pointed to a nearby oak tree and she said, "You want to see some [ __ ] Before
00:46:30
you have a chance to even pass that tree, you're going to find out just how powerful your girl is." By the way,
00:46:37
these are all direct quotes. They're direct quotes. But then she turned around and she just cackled all the way
00:46:41
inside like a true [ __ ] queen. So the two men continued doubting her and as they turned to go on their merry way,
00:46:49
>> they really shouldn't have because once Hannah was back inside her home, they
00:46:53
tried to continue down the road and they were carrying like a huge load of hay with them and leading uh the like hay
00:47:01
barrel majiggy was two oxen. They were pulling the cart. But as they signaled the animals to head down the road, they
00:47:08
simply could not move the cart. It was completely stuck. Hannah. Yeah. They kept trying and eventually one of the
00:47:17
wheels came flying off and everything went flying. And as that happened, unfortunately, it did startle the
00:47:23
animals. So they ran away through a fence and just kept running. And they ran so far away. And the two farmers
00:47:33
went down the road after them after glancing back at Hannah's house and hearing her cackling from inside. And
00:47:39
they just kept running and running and running and she kept cackling. And all the reports kind of make it seem like
00:47:46
the more Hannah was laughing, the faster they ran. Like her laughter was controlling the speed of their
00:47:51
>> Oh my god. >> their run. >> I'm obsessed with that. >> Yeah. Almost like they were bewitched by
00:47:56
laughter. >> I love it. And then she's just laughing her ass off. >> Exactly. >> That's amazing. So they never [ __ ]
00:48:01
with her again. And strangely enough they were like later on two a couple of people stumbled across um the cart of
00:48:08
hay and there was this jar of strange liquid inside that the two farmers said was not there before.
00:48:14
>> Wo. >> But like no explanation about that. Just some weird ass liquid. >> Weird liquid.
00:48:19
>> They're like Hannah did it. >> Yeah. >> Wow. Yeah. So Hannah was said to kind of
00:48:24
love that people thought of her as a witch. You know >> maybe from time to time she would use it
00:48:28
to her advantage. >> Yeah. She knew that people were a little scared of her, so why not benefit from
00:48:33
that? >> So, she'd go to her neighbors and ask them for like firewood or pies. And
00:48:37
remember, she's a widow. She like she was left with next to nothing, so she needs a little help from her neighbors,
00:48:43
of course. >> And she would give it to them had they asked. She give them a bundle of tiger
00:48:47
liies, you know. >> Oh, yeah. She would. >> An eye for an eye. A tiger lily for a
00:48:51
pie. >> Exactly. I love that she's in her villain era, though. I love that she's
00:48:54
just leaning into it. She's like, "You going to be scared of me? Be scared of me." She doesn't give a single [ __ ] And
00:49:00
that is something I aspire for sure. >> So yeah. So if they wouldn't give the pies to her or the firewood, she would
00:49:07
just tell them that she was going to curse them. Or she'd just kind of like utter some kind of curse at them and
00:49:12
just [ __ ] them all up. >> That's what I'm going to do now. >> I mean, yeah. Somebody will give me a
00:49:17
pie. I'm just going to be like, I'll curse you. I'll give you any pie you want. >> So one day, one of her neighbors was
00:49:23
making a [ __ ] ton of pies and Hannah was like, "Hey, like can I get in on those?
00:49:26
You want to get out on this pie? >> Can I get some of that? Can please. Oh, please.
00:49:31
>> I like pumpkin. She said, "I am your neighbor." So, the neighbor woman, she seemed a bit put out by the request.
00:49:40
But, but you're making pies. You're making so many. >> You're making pies for people to
00:49:44
consume. It's also really funny like the take that some people want to take on this story cuz you can tell some people
00:49:51
that reiterate these accounts are not on Hannah's side and they're like she just
00:49:56
told Hannah that her husband really loved that pie and that she didn't want to give it to her and Hannah just like
00:50:02
punched her in the face. Like that's not what happened. I'm a Hannah truther. Okay. So what really happened was
00:50:11
I'm a Hannah truther. So Hannah asked for one of them and this [ __ ] gave her the smallest one. And
00:50:18
Hannah was like, "You're kind of selfish, huh? Making all these pies. I got nothing and you give me the smallest
00:50:25
one. Have you heard the word on the street? I'm a [ __ ] widow." So the lady tries to start with her and
00:50:32
Hannah says, "Hush hush now." And she turns around to go home. But as she does, she mutters something under her
00:50:37
breath. You better hope she didn't mutter at you. And it turned out that it was some kind of curse because that
00:50:43
[ __ ] ass woman, she was never able to bake another pie again. Hannah, is that you?
00:50:53
>> I'm scared. >> Could never bake pie again. >> Never bake again. >> But now, no pies for you.
00:50:59
>> To the sad part of my story. >> Oh, okay. Let me get myself together. After years of cursing and such, Hannah,
00:51:06
my queen, No, like my actual queen predicted her own death. Are you okay over there? This is the sad
00:51:15
part. My queen died. >> I'm crying so hard. So, she had a rooster named Bereas or Boris. Are you
00:51:24
all right? She's stopping. >> Of course she did. She had chicken, snakes, and roosters and tiger [ __ ]
00:51:31
lilies. named Boris. >> Boris or Bereus? How would you pronounce B O R E A S? >> Borius.
00:51:41
>> Borius. >> Boris. >> Borious. >> Boris. I like Borius. >> Borius. >> Hannah. I hope I'm saying it right. All
00:51:48
due respect. >> Borius. >> Borius. So, she had a rooster named Borius, and he was like basically her
00:51:54
best friend. The people in town had gotten so used to him crowing at exactly midnight every single night that they
00:52:00
like knew him by name. And a lot of people thought that he might have been her familiar.
00:52:04
>> Oh. >> But one day, Bereas, Bereas, the rooster, >> died unexpectedly. And Hannah was obviously super sad. And
00:52:13
she went over to one of her neighbors that she actually got along with to chat about it. And she told the neighbor,
00:52:18
"Because my my beloved rooster has died, I know that my death is approaching, too. I can feel it." Oh, no. So she said
00:52:25
to this neighbor, she gave them explicit instructions about how her death was to
00:52:30
be handled. And when somebody does that, you respect their wishes. Yeah. Correct.
00:52:36
So she wanted her casket to be carried by hand down to the cemetery. They had to walk her down to the cemetery, hold
00:52:43
that casket, walk with their own two feet. However many people needed to be there, that's fine. But that's what they
00:52:49
had to do. Paul bear. Paul bear. >> Yeah. So, she also said that she was not to be buried until after sundown.
00:52:59
Hannah was found dead in her home the day after this conversation. >> I know. Hannah,
00:53:06
>> she knew. She knew. >> She knew. >> So, it was the middle of January and there was fresh snow on the ground. So,
00:53:11
the people in charge of moving her decided to ignore her request to be carried down to the cemetery and instead
00:53:18
they tried loading her casket onto a big sled so that they could be lazy and slide her down. Oh no. Mhm. But no
00:53:28
matter what they did, they could not get that casket to stay on the sled. It kept
00:53:32
falling off. People sat on it and tried to make sure that it wouldn't fall off. They would get thrown off. At one point
00:53:39
it apparently just started violently shaking. >> Oh, I would throw people off my casket
00:53:44
for sure. >> Absolutely. I'm not going to ever be in one of those, though. Um, they tried
00:53:48
tying chains to it to get it stuck to the sled. It still fell off no matter what. They couldn't keep it on there.
00:53:54
>> It's like, "Guys, just pick it up." >> Yeah. So, eventually these [ __ ] did.
00:53:58
They did as Hannah wished. And by the time they were through, they actually had no choice but to fulfill her final
00:54:04
wish to be buried after the sun went down. >> It's the middle of the night now. >> Straight up. So when the people carrying
00:54:09
her casket finally got her settled and were able to, you know, like fulfill her final wishes,
00:54:15
they made their way back into town and they passed by her house cuz they figured, you know, we did like she told
00:54:21
usually did the right thing eventually. >> No, when they did, they found her house
00:54:25
completely engulfed in flames. >> Oh, Hannah. She was not happy. Woo. Now, for some reason, the nearby well was
00:54:36
running dry, even though earlier that day, people had no issue using it. Someone claimed that around 11:00 a.m.
00:54:43
they'd gotten multiple buckets full of water. And now it was about 300 p.m. And it seemed like there hadn't been water
00:54:49
in the well at all that day. Not even a drop was left. The rocks at the bottom did not glisten like they were even
00:54:56
damp. This thing was dry. But I thought it was after dark. It was 300 p.m. >> Well, it was winter,
00:55:07
so it was dark that day. >> Oh, okay. I don't know. Maybe it was a long walk back.
00:55:13
>> It was a really long walk. >> Sources vary. All right. >> Maybe after dark meant like early mourn.
00:55:19
>> Yes. >> By the time they got her in there and it took a while for them to after sundown.
00:55:23
>> Yeah, exactly. >> And they had had a voyage. So, >> they did have a voyage. So anyway, the
00:55:28
well is bare and they knew that this was Hannah at work. Inconsistencies are fine. It's totally a legend, man.
00:55:35
>> I'm just So the fire roared on for multiple days and apparently even spread to multiple other towns. Oh, damn.
00:55:43
>> Because they could not get this fire out. >> The wellwater. >> Mhm. It spread to Danbury, Bridgeport,
00:55:48
and New Town. Now, legend has it when the fire started to settle and there was just a bunch of like rubble and ashes
00:55:54
everywhere, Hannah Craner Cran, excuse me, Hannah Cran appeared before the town's people
00:56:01
again, seemingly in search of something and slightly irritated. >> Slightly irritated
00:56:06
>> as she always was. >> I love that. >> So, as they all stood by and watched, she poked through the ashes with a
00:56:12
stick. But when she couldn't find what she was looking for, she just turned around and headed toward the well. And
00:56:18
when she made it there, her figure disappeared. And as she disappeared, the ghost of her rooster appeared. He said a
00:56:28
little cockadoodle do three times for everybody. And people claimed that the sound of this crow of his crow, excuse
00:56:35
me, was eerily similar to Hannah's voice. >> Oh. So, in the weeks following, people
00:56:41
around town started to float the idea that the rooster and Hannah were actually the same person or spirit.
00:56:48
Whoa. >> And she could just like appear as the rooster when she wanted to. >> Whoa.
00:56:53
>> They were like, I've never seen them in the same time in the same place at the
00:56:56
same time. >> I haven't seen Hannah and Boris in the same room. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, the next time somebody spotted
00:57:01
Hannah was the summer after she passed. This guy was walking home late at night and he passed by where her house used to
00:57:08
be. the well that she had disappeared by. And again, the one that went completely dry when her home was on
00:57:14
fire, seemed to be one of her favorite places because that's where this guy spotted her. So, that well had stayed
00:57:20
completely dry ever since the fire at Hannah's place broke out. No water whatsoever. But when this guy saw her,
00:57:28
Hannah was loading up a bucket with water and she was watering the tiger liies that were still in her yard.
00:57:34
>> He was freaked out to say the least, and he just like hurried home. And when he
00:57:38
woke up the next morning, he was probably having a hard time deciding if that was real or if he had dreamed it or
00:57:44
if he had like really gotten super smashed. >> So in order to be sure, he headed over
00:57:48
to the scene of the crime. >> Now when he got there, he was like, "Oh, okay. Phew." Because the well was still
00:57:54
all dried up. He was like, "Okay, that was totally a dream." >> Yeah. >> So he's like, "Cool, cool, cool."
00:57:58
>> But when he walks by the flowers, it was clear that the ground around them was
00:58:02
wet. >> Ooh. >> And it had not rained in days. >> She was using ghost water. Ghost Water.
00:58:09
>> So, people saw Hannah from time to time and actually one of the last times that
00:58:13
she was ever spotted was during the Civil War and allegedly PT Barnum was the one to spot her. He's always all up
00:58:22
in this [ __ ] He is. >> Remember he was in Champ. He was He was offering Champs. He wanted Champ's hide.
00:58:28
Did you also know that he was the mayor at one point of like Bridgeport, Connecticut? No, I didn't know that.
00:58:34
>> Nor did I. Wow. Yeah. Weird. Crazy. >> I know. So, he was the last one of the
00:58:39
last ones to spot her ghost at least. Um, but he saw her on a white horse with her black hair flowing in the wind. Oh,
00:58:46
hell yeah. >> Seemingly just on her way back home. >> Good for her. >> Yeah. But some legends claim that on the
00:58:51
road near the cemetery she was buried in, which is Gregory's four corners burial ground, Hannah will appear to
00:58:58
drivers on that road that's nearby. >> And when this happens, people will swerve to avoid her thinking she's a
00:59:04
real person. And when they do, they crash. >> So it's like, did they piss off Hannah
00:59:10
somehow? >> Oh, no. But that is the story of my true queen, Hannah. Crana. My true queen.
00:59:18
>> I'm obsessed with her. I love Hannah. >> I want to visit her grave. It's real.
00:59:22
Like I want to visit her to her grave. >> Yeah. I want to visit her grave. Connecticut's in New England. Let's go.
00:59:27
>> Yeah. Let's go. It's right there. Like I just spit at Connecticut. I didn't spit
00:59:30
at like you're mean. I spit it like I can reach you with my spit. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Loving loving spit.
00:59:36
>> Lovingly I spit at you. >> Yeah. I want to plant like tiger liies at her grave.
00:59:39
>> Let's go. >> Let's do it. >> I think we should. >> I would love to. >> Let's go see Hannah Cran.
00:59:44
>> All right. Well, damn. >> We're going to go do that and don't follow any ghost lights and do praise
00:59:51
Hannah. >> Yeah. And also, we do hope that you keep listening. >> And we hope you
00:59:56
>> keep it weird. But not so that you doubt my true queen or that you go follow some
01:00:01
ghost lights into purgatory because that doesn't really sound like a straight up
01:00:05
good time. >> It does. >> So, bye >> bye. Squeak.

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Episode Highlights

  • Salem Night Fair Experience
    Elena describes her magical experience at the Salem Night Fair, feeling at home among the spooky vendors.
    “I feel like this is the inside of my mind.”
    @ 02m 30s
    December 14, 2025
  • A Weekend to Remember
    Elena shares how a recent weekend filled with friends and fun was one of her best in years.
    “It was one of the best weekends I've had in years.”
    @ 03m 16s
    December 14, 2025
  • Beware the Lufallets
    The lufallets are beautiful lights that lure you to your doom in the swamps.
    “They lead you to your death in the swamp.”
    @ 13m 20s
    December 14, 2025
  • Swamp Fairies' Indifference
    Swamp fairies don't care about human defenses like a one-two punch.
    “They don't give a [ __ ] about that.”
    @ 18m 28s
    December 14, 2025
  • Protecting Infants from Spirits
    Scatter mustard seeds in the nursery to keep spirits away from babies.
    “You can also leave mustard seeds on the floor of the nursery.”
    @ 23m 04s
    December 14, 2025
  • Happy Halloween Send-Off
    A humorous conclusion to the discussion of spirits and legends.
    “Happy [ __ ] Halloween.”
    @ 31m 22s
    December 14, 2025
  • Hannah's Strength
    Hannah tosses her husband over a cliff during a heated argument. 'No. Holy [ __ ]'
    “No. Holy [ __ ]”
    @ 35m 49s
    December 14, 2025
  • The Curse
    Hannah curses a neighbor after a dispute over her flowers, leading to disastrous crops. 'MY CURSE UPON you and my curse upon your crop.'
    “MY CURSE UPON you and my curse upon your crop.”
    @ 41m 29s
    December 14, 2025
  • Hannah's Death Prediction
    Hannah predicts her own death after her beloved rooster dies, leading to a haunting farewell. 'I know that my death is approaching, too.'
    “I know that my death is approaching, too.”
    @ 52m 23s
    December 14, 2025
  • Hannah's Final Wish
    Hannah's friends fulfill her wish to be buried after sunset, leading to unexpected events.
    “They actually had no choice but to fulfill her final wish to be buried after the sun went down.”
    @ 54m 04s
    December 14, 2025
  • The Fire and the Well
    After Hannah's burial, her house catches fire and the nearby well runs dry.
    “They knew that this was Hannah at work.”
    @ 55m 33s
    December 14, 2025
  • Hannah's Ghostly Appearances
    Hannah's spirit is spotted multiple times, including during the Civil War.
    “PT Barnum was the last one to spot her ghost at least.”
    @ 58m 19s
    December 14, 2025

Episode Quotes

  • It was one of the best weekends I've had in years.
    Episode 732: Episode Revisit: Fairy Lights, Witches & Curses OH MY!
  • They lead you to your death in the swamp.
    Episode 732: Episode Revisit: Fairy Lights, Witches & Curses OH MY!
  • You can also leave mustard seeds on the floor of the nursery.
    Episode 732: Episode Revisit: Fairy Lights, Witches & Curses OH MY!
  • She's Hannah and she's not here for your bullshit.
    Episode 732: Episode Revisit: Fairy Lights, Witches & Curses OH MY!
  • Always remember that as others do to me, even so I do to them.
    Episode 732: Episode Revisit: Fairy Lights, Witches & Curses OH MY!
  • Oh, Hannah. She was not happy.
    Episode 732: Episode Revisit: Fairy Lights, Witches & Curses OH MY!

Key Moments

  • Salem Night Fair01:50
  • Iron Defense18:42
  • Haint Ghosts20:47
  • Halloween Legends31:22
  • The Curse41:29
  • Final Wish54:04
  • House Fire54:23
  • Hannah's Grave59:22

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