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Whenever Brad Pit is on TV and my wife
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is over there and I just go, I don't I
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don't get it. I mean, really, there's
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not much going on with him. I mean, is
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that considered handsome? You know, I
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don't see it. I remember being at a
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party. You meet a woman and a woman
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talks to you like this, right? When Brad
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Pit walks in the room, every woman takes
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a step and a half back from whatever guy
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she's talking to. It's like when a
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pitbull gets loose in the neighborhood.
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Like every woman knows exactly where the
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[ __ ] Pit is in the room and if I have a
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chance, I'm not going to [ __ ] it up
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tonight over Chris Rock. And then he
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gets a woman or he leaves the party and
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then the girl starts talking to you
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normal again. Hey. Oh yeah. That's
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happened at least twice to me. They kind
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of let you know like, hey, if he even
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looks this way,
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>> Yeah. I'm going to kick you down a
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flight to space immediately in a wood
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chipper.