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She called a nail salon and they say,
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"Happy nail, how I help."
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Happy nail, how I help.
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Oh, yeah. I've gone in to those places.
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And I love it because she always has an
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attitude. How I help.
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Is she mad that you're calling already?
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Oh, she's pissed. She was pissed waking
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up.
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I hear so much about nail salons. I
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never been in one, but it sounds like
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You haven't. They're slightly irritated.
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You're there. We can tell by your hands.
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David, do you take baths?
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Baths?
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David, why don't you try saying hi to
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Jean?
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Who's Jean? Hi, Jean. God damn it.
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The reason I go in there once in a while
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with my wife is cuz my feet are gnarly
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cuz I don't take baths. Do you have a
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lofah? Because I have a lofah and I I I
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heard you're only supposed to keep them
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for two to six years before they get
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bacteria.
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Yeah, you got it right. I had a lofah
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all through college and it was so grimy
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but didn't slow me down. I think that's
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how I got crabbed six times.