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In the middle of the flight, drunk lady,
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>> I don't realize like alien.
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>> She comes right here.
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>> Oh.
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>> And she goes, "I got a joke for you."
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Hand on my armrest. Lean in. Too close.
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By the way, this is NC17. She says, "I
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got two jokes for you. What's the
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difference between jam and jelly? You
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don't jelly or [ __ ] down your throat."
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>> That's a pretty good joke.
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>> Oh, these are so I'll put them in my
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act, which I will. And then she goes,
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"Okay, one more. What did the one tampon
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say to the other tampon?" Hopefully
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nothing. We're both stuck up [ __ ]
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>> No.
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>> Whoa. So bananas.