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Don’t mess with CICADAS #superfly #shorts

August 25, 2024 / 00:59

This episode discusses cicadas, their behavior, and the impact they have on homes and neighborhoods. The conversation humorously touches on the challenges of living in areas with cicadas, including their urine and other unpleasant effects.

Key discussions include the surprising resilience of home prices in cicada-infested areas, despite the inconveniences caused by these insects. The hosts joke about the overwhelming presence of cicadas and their bodily functions, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.

The episode also features anecdotes about the difficulties of maintaining a home in such conditions, including the mess cicadas create and the reactions of potential homebuyers.

Overall, the hosts maintain a humorous tone while addressing the realities of living with cicadas, making the topic both entertaining and relatable.

TL;DR

Cicadas create humorous challenges for homeowners with their urine and mess.

Video

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no it's not raining this phenomenon is
00:00:02
just a gang of cicas taking a leak oh
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these cicas pee gross they pee harder
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than I do houses underneath those trees
00:00:11
surprisingly their price is held up I
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hope you don't mind when you leave your
00:00:15
house and enter you're smothered and
00:00:17
splashed in Chic pee we have a very nice
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kitchen we have bedrooms upstairs we
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have a raining insect urine that will
00:00:24
come down to your head when you leave
00:00:25
the place the owners are willing to
00:00:27
negotiate it's a great School District
00:00:29
but you're drenched and Chic pee and
00:00:31
doesn't come out of your hair and it
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stinks is it cicada or cada Shada I
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think Shada urine will soak you through
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to the Bone we have a mud room but the
00:00:41
mud room's also filled with them and
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they pee on you again then they throw up
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on you disclose your when you open the
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washer in the morning to put clothes in
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there will be cicada spray coming out of
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that out of the washer out of the washer
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into your face we're willing to
00:00:55
negotiate oh my Chada

Badges

This episode stands out for the following:

  • 75
    Most unserious (in a good way)
  • 70
    Funniest
  • 60
    Most memeable

Episode Highlights

  • Cicada Invasion
    A humorous take on living with cicadas, including their unexpected 'rain' of urine.
    “You're smothered and splashed in Chic pee!”
    @ 00m 17s
    August 25, 2024
  • Negotiating with Nature
    Despite the chaos, the owners are willing to negotiate on the house price.
    “We're willing to negotiate!”
    @ 00m 55s
    August 25, 2024

Episode Quotes

Key Moments

  • House Description00:11
  • Negotiation00:25
  • Cicada Chaos00:41

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