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hey we're gonna introduce Steve and
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Marty right now but I want to say here's
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some acting tips for you at home if you
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don't do the master class this is the
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quick one when you're talking and you
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want to act and you have to say a line
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like uh hey uh I think everyone's going
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to go tonight except for Dad you could
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do it that way but it really helps if
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you have props you go like this hey I
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think everyone's going
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tonight except
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dad that's a good one that was very
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acting this one's good too when when
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you're shocked David
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are you telling me my son's
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gay why are you mad about it I don't
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know and then this one's good
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I who knows it was such a mutating
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little
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mother that's my fouchy Steve proba
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can't use the gay one but no you can't
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it's funny so Steve Martin one of my
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all-time favorite of all time uh comics
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and then all the movies he did we're
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just B you know just Bam Bam Bam from
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The Jerk to this so many good ones
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always solid always humble likes to stay
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out of the Limelight uh out of the main
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event and Martin Short who's very out
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there very I think they're a great combo
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because of that on only mer in the
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building they also do a stand-up tour
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which I've seen is a [ __ ] home run um
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they even do a joke about me in it it's
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kind of flattering right oh really they
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have a joke about you how funny and uh
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and I was in the audience like what and
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then everyone's like ah that would a
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[ __ ] burned dude and I'm like oh
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that's fun you know of course I go along
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with it great guy
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sent aren't I the
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[ __ ] anyway great Dana you add
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because I love these I'm GNA add to uh
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Steve Martin Martin Short or as I think
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they should shorten the name to Steve
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Martin Short because every name is there
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boom um Steve Martin you know and Martin
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Short I I saw them both on television in
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the 70s Martin Short thought well we
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look like we're in the same tribe he
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does voices he's cool I was always in
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awe of him and then of course Steve
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Martin was a huge influence on me
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because he wouldn't do jokes it was all
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Rhythm excuse me so I would say it was
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slightly nerve-wracking to have both
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Your Heroes on there really and now they
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are perfectly adjoined at the hip at
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this point of their career and they act
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as incredible they're such good friends
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and so I would say it was a thrill to
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have both of them on Marty had one of
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best years ever on Satur Night Live has
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hosted a ton and Steve Martin is just a
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force of nature in comedy in the last 40
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years Steve Martin's albums I remembered
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every goddamn line and I couldn't help
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myself I just wanted to say this was
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funny it's not even questions this was
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he used to sing and he'd go Grandpa
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bought a rubber okay so and that was his
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whole Act was just nonsecular this thing
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okay and he finished playing and go this
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guy is
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good grandpa bottle rubber oh it's a
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remake Grandpa B that was Steve Martin
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with a little Jaz okay guys here they
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are we don't waste your time anymore
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these two uh Geniuses we want to be
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longer than the actual podcast our goal
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in the intros is that it's literally
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they have Cadence people keep go okay we
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have toon just not we don't get to the
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real thing say they guys who's even on
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this one they they keep forgetting all
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right here they are go go go
