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doing a bus tour everyone's buzzing
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about it there's like a little
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microscopic bedroom they say bedroom
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it's literally like a bed with about 3
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in around it and then there's a dumper
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in there and they go that's the only
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place you can take a dump in the middle
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of the night my two openers will be like
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it's time I'm like no no you're not
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going to throw down a steamy banana in
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here I'm sleeping how many people wake
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up at 2:00 a.m. and go I got to get
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something out of me I know I had a buddy
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that was a night [ __ ] and it's the
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worst there's a name for it night
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[ __ ] night [ __ ] he knows how to
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poo it night [ __ ] sounds like a
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private detective works at night but he
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always has to go number two on ABC I
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would arrest you but I got to go dump a
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cow Darren McGavin is the night [ __ ]
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a BRB and you better stay here cuz I
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just have one creeping up I got one
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knocking at the back door I got one
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touching cloth I got a turtle head I got
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to get out of here and I'll come right
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back turtle