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Biden on the CRISIS at the border #danacarvey #shorts #superfly

March 06, 2024 / 00:54

This episode discusses President Biden's statements regarding the U.S. border crisis, his press conference remarks, and the public's reaction to border security.

The conversation begins with a reference to Biden's earlier comments where he claimed there was no crisis at the border, citing a piece of paper as his source. This sets the stage for the discussion on how public perception has shifted.

As the episode progresses, the hosts highlight Biden's recent statements about closing the border, emphasizing his assertive tone and the mixed reactions from the press and the public.

Humor is woven throughout the episode, particularly in the way Biden's quotes are presented, showcasing the absurdity of political rhetoric surrounding the border issue.

Overall, the episode captures the chaotic nature of political discourse on border security, blending serious topics with comedic elements.

TL;DR

The episode humorously critiques Biden's contradictory statements on border security and public reactions.

Episode

0:54
00:00:00
I started with Biden cuz The Border's
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All the Rage now every's crazy for the
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border so I did Biden 3 years ago and
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he's at a press conference you know Mr
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President do you have any idea of how
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you're going to handle the crisis at the
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border and bid's like first of all let's
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get our fact straight there's no crisis
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at the border come on and he goes how do
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you know sir he goes because it says so
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on the piece of paper come on he says on
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the paper say a paper right there and
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then recently everyone wants to close
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the border everyone's screaming bindes
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up there I'll close the border harder
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than anyone's ever closed the Border I
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know how to close borders come on Jack
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and the Press is like but last time get
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your fact straight I'll beat you the
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hell out of you will your dog pce phon
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his shoulder come on let's do some
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push-ups I'll close the border like
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nobody's ever closed it bre the border
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the border patrol the bo border Can't
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Believe It's Not
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Butter that's a good ending

Episode Highlights

  • Biden's Border Crisis
    A satirical take on Biden's handling of the border situation.
    “First of all, let's get our facts straight—there's no crisis at the border.”
    @ 00m 13s
    March 06, 2024
  • Closing the Border
    A dramatic declaration about border control effectiveness.
    “I'll close the border harder than anyone's ever closed the Border!”
    @ 00m 27s
    March 06, 2024

Episode Quotes

  • Come on, he says on the paper!
    Biden on the CRISIS at the border #danacarvey #shorts #superfly
  • I'll close the border harder than anyone's ever closed the Border!
    Biden on the CRISIS at the border #danacarvey #shorts #superfly
  • Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
    Biden on the CRISIS at the border #danacarvey #shorts #superfly

Key Moments

  • Border Crisis00:13
  • Bold Claims00:27
  • Humorous Ending00:48

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