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She called a nail salon and they say, "Happy nail, how I help." Happy nail, how I help.
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Oh, yeah. I've gone in to those places. And I love it because she always has an attitude. How I help.
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Is she mad that you're calling already? Oh, she's pissed. She was pissed waking up.
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I hear so much about nail salons. I never been in one, but it sounds like You haven't. They're slightly irritated.
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You're there. We can tell by your hands. David, do you take baths? Baths? David, why don't you try saying hi to
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Jean? Who's Jean? Hi, Jean. God damn it. The reason I go in there once in a while
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with my wife is cuz my feet are gnarly cuz I don't take baths. Do you have a lofah? Because I have a lofah and I I I
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heard you're only supposed to keep them for two to six years before they get bacteria.
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Yeah, you got it right. I had a lofah all through college and it was so grimy but didn't slow me down. I think that's
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how I got crabbed six times.