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Joe Dirt FIREWORKS #superfly #shorts

July 07, 2024 / 01:00

This episode features a humorous discussion about fireworks, including various types like whistling bung holes, black cats, and disco turkeys. The conversation highlights the frustrations of not finding popular fireworks at a store.

The speakers joke about the absence of specific fireworks, such as the Godfather and tarantula Peach Panthers. They mention prices and the disappointment of not having classic options available.

Overall, the banter captures the excitement and anticipation surrounding fireworks, while also poking fun at the limitations of what is offered.

TLDR

A humorous exchange about missing popular fireworks at a store.

Episode

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I see you got them snakes and sparklers but where's good stuff man you're going to stand there owning a fireworks a lot
00:00:07
of people say that and tell me you don't have no whistling bung holes no spleen Splitters whisker biscuits honky
00:00:13
lighters hooker dos hooker don'ts you ain't got no donkey balls I'll say You The Godfather where's
00:00:20
The Godfather oh my God you think I got that kind of money got Star Strike right now well
00:00:26
this looks good how much is this one it's $8.99 it was 13 899 yeah so you're going to tell me that
00:00:34
you don't have no black cats no roaming candles or Screaming mes poppets no disco
00:00:40
turkeys no pyro fan no pugs come on man not one tarantula Peach Panthers come on man no
00:00:50
Glitter in Fountain glean Globes lava Dome or one single whistling Kitty Chaser what else you got some
00:00:55
firecrackers underneath the table oh is that the good stuff this one's a little quicker

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Episode Highlights

  • The Fireworks Dilemma
    A comedic exchange about the lack of fireworks options at a stand.
    “You ain't got no donkey balls!”
    @ 00m 16s
    July 07, 2024
  • Price Shock
    A surprising revelation about the price of fireworks.
    “It's $8.99 it was 13”
    @ 00m 28s
    July 07, 2024

Episode Quotes

  • You ain't got no donkey balls!
    Joe Dirt FIREWORKS #superfly #shorts
  • Come on man, no Glitter in Fountain?
    Joe Dirt FIREWORKS #superfly #shorts

Key Moments

  • Price Revelation00:28
  • Lack of Options00:39