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Memories of buying CONDOMS #superfly #shorts

September 16, 2024 / 00:59

This episode features a humorous discussion about buying condoms as teenagers, including anecdotes about sizes and experiences. The conversation touches on the embarrassment of purchasing condoms and the lengths some went to hide them.

One guest humorously recalls mixing up his condom purchases with other items like a comb and a Slurpee. He shares a story about trying to impress girls with extra-large condoms, only to face embarrassment.

The dialogue also includes a nostalgic look back at past experiences, with references to using non-latex condoms and the humorous notion of reusing them.

Overall, the episode blends humor with relatable teenage experiences, showcasing the awkwardness of adolescence.

TLDR

Teenage condom buying stories lead to humorous anecdotes and nostalgia.

Episode

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did you ever buy condoms as a teenager yeah but I'd always mix it in to go give me a comb a yo-yo some Magnums and uh
00:00:09
maybe a Slurpee I would like a half of a cow and the largest condoms you make so the
00:00:17
xxxl extra large that's the biggest that is the biggest one we make nothing in the back really there's nothing bigger I
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mean it was so frustrating I know the worst is I'd get the biggest biggest and then to show off but then it was
00:00:31
embarrassing when the girls there and I have to tie it off with a bungee cord you're going back to the grumpy old man
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from 19s that's a joke that you wrote for my character in my day we didn't have thin
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latex condoms you got a be skin and you tied it off with a bungee cord and we use the same one over and over again
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wash it once a year in the Crick I want to be a grumpy old man you are

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Episode Highlights

  • Embarrassing Moments
    The struggle of showing off the biggest condoms but facing embarrassment.
    “I had to tie it off with a bungee cord.”
    @ 00m 31s
    September 16, 2024
  • Nostalgic Condoms
    A look back at the past when condoms were very different.
    “In my day, we didn't have thin latex condoms.”
    @ 00m 41s
    September 16, 2024

Episode Quotes

  • I had to tie it off with a bungee cord.
    Memories of buying CONDOMS #superfly #shorts
  • In my day, we didn't have thin latex condoms.
    Memories of buying CONDOMS #superfly #shorts
  • I want to be a grumpy old man.
    Memories of buying CONDOMS #superfly #shorts

Key Moments

  • Embarrassment00:31
  • Nostalgia00:41
  • Grumpy Old Man00:56