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all right let's start it Danny it's Superfly as we all know everyone's excited about rived uh setting their
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clocks uh it's a unique it's it's Unique it's a unique Superfly I'm just gonna say that up front it's not a tease we're gonna do something a little different David yes oh David um well we uh you
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know back during the pandemic we were all glued to the Tiger King I was also and um Joe Exotic who had a lot of funny
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uh uh catchphrases and funny things going on a very interesting situation down there and the uh zoo is a loose
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word uh I guess it was a zoo yeah I don't know I don't know if it was a zoo yeah and uh and all his cast of
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characters it was like a movie and it was they were always saying you should do a movie about that and it's it's almost so uh exaggerated it's hard to
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make a movie right but who was floated who was Flo that we know to play Joe Exotic in
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the Tiger King movie oh that's right spadle yeah and uh that's not a I mean I don't know what it was well maybe it's because of Joe Dirt he's maybe because of Joe Dirt I kind of look like this guy
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and uh but he was very funny very care so I go by the funny part and uh it never we never talked about but I never
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really pursued it because it it was one of those lightning in a bottle shows and then and then you know time goes on by
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the time something would come out it probably wouldn't have been as exciting but now he's in prison m and uh for go
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ahead Dana for apparently hiring someone to murder his Nemesis Carol Basin who was sort of an animal rights activist in
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the area and wanted to shut down Joe's Zoo because she thought he was cruel to the Tigers and he thought she was cruel also and also killed her husband he he
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says allegedly right right it was red Redneck Heaven it was in Oklahoma and everyone's got a body buried everyone's got a bottle of booze in their back pocket and there's R Wild tired running
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around was mes you don't want to look too closely at anything like you go to anyone's yard and you start da you're
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going to find something so yeah uh on the surface it seemed like a fun goofy show to talk about and then when you
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diggle deeper it gets a little it's a little twisted I I read that he shot he shot five tigers and uh I I
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don't like shooting Tigers sure I think we I think we can all say we're safely against that yeah um and so basically we've got him he's in jail and he's
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going to call in it's like a radio show he's going to we got a caller we got a call we will not be able to she uh Joe
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but uh we're going to hear his voice I bet we put up a picture of him mhm that's what they do imagine him talking
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um hopefully we'll ask the questions you want us to ask you know we probably won't but we we're gonna hopefully yeah I did seven seconds of research so I'm
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locked and loaded I know we all know about him we all know the Bas reads you know yeah we know this but we're sort of
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playing for the big Strokes of what people know and uh speaking of big Strokes I had a big
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night last night porn no I'm kidding oh um just sounded like a good setup well if we if we have a few moments it was interesting that the astronauts got rescued on
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SpaceX yeah after Boeing Starliner had some issues and couldn't bring them back they
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were going to be there for what eight days and they were there for 10 months and there are side effects oh yeah yeah
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I have a I have a question about this day I'm glad you brought up and I know everyone's supposed to uh hates Elon
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Musk but he did do a good thing yes yesterday I guess what's this Elon M stuff I mean come on calm down a little
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bit compartmentalize it if you don't like Doge go after that but SpaceX is you know an amazing achievement for a private company I mean they totally
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dominated our friend Jeff basos because he really said to NASA I'm gonna give you a billion I'll do anything you want
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they looked at both spacecraft and the one that Bill Shatner went on didn't quite make the great what about when it
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lands and they have like those Chopsticks just grab it when it lands on SpaceX it's it's almost impossible yes
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it goes I gotcha yes and that to be able to reuse it instead of throwing it in the ocean brings the cost way down so that again was a revolutionary feed of
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engineering and I don't think people know this I'm just going by the facts don't I don't want to get any letters no
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Mark andreen is a big Silicon Valley investor intact for decades I know him casually he explained that that Elon is first and foremost an engineer so if
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there's a problem with SpaceX or Tesla or whatever he goes and sits in a room with the engineers for 12 hours I like
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that and is act that's why he can attract such great other Engineers because he speaks their language there's
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no barrier a CEO I'm going to go golf and make a spaceship he's actually in there so I think if anyone is kind of
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considered a genius he has to be you can hate a genius but at least acknowledge that SpaceX is a revolution and starlink
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why I'm talking to you right now yeah also um here's one part about the landing that I read about today that was interesting is that a former astronaut said that they don't make money while
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they're up there even though it's supposed to be for n days so they probably made an extra 1,200 or something for 10 months yeah because
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they get paid a travel allowance on those days so it's this sounds like a joke because it sounds funny but I want to get to the bottom of what they got paid because that wasn't part of the
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plan so that's this this as said that happened to them and they got $4 a day they usually get about $4 a day as an astronaut that's just bad management if you sign a contract you should have a
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TT M nt.com investing involves risk for performance not guaranteed hey Greg you're on with daavid Dana Joe Joe come
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in Joe are you on the space station are you on I know it sounds like he's on SpaceX uh Joe uh what's today like what
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did you have for breakfast let's just start how are you feeling I've never been in prison and I've never been in prison for I guess seven years and I
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know you want to get out but what did what how how have you changed just being in prison all these years
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what's it like you know what I wouldn't believe it if I wouldn't have had to come live this
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I really I really wouldn't uh it's crazy if the if the general taxpayer knew uh what was going on in here uh they they would either close it all down or cut
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cut something they they' have to cut something this is this is really it's there there's no fiction I mean if I had have done something wrong there's no fiction what
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I done wrong because this is all about drugs and alcohol and [ __ ] in here I in prison it is is that what you're saying Pard yeah it's it's crazy
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if they think they're gonna win the war on drugs out there they need to start by trying to win the war on drugs in here
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are drugs run on the outside from the inside yes oh okay and what are the names and
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addresses of the guards who let the drugs come in no the names rest of the bad guys too I there people just want to
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stay in prison right because they get drugs three three meals and then they get to go run around and lift weights is
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that some people kind of like prison because of this a lot of them are are are what do
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you call it uh lifers conformed to be to to to this lifestyle yeah sure yeah yeah yeah because it's it's it's sort of
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a structured life that is you know when you get on the outside that's why there's a lot of uh mental instability
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out in the real world more and more every day because it's just so hard to function in a regular Society but there
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you got walls you got meals you got rules and uh I guess you got drugs and and Mike Tyson said he had a blast in prison so it's it's a little different
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than than what you would picture at least the prison that I'm in because the prison that I'm in there's no doors there's no bars it's it's open dorm uh
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like a a college you know I like that floor plan you have movement every every hour you know for 10 minutes you can go from from place to place you know whether it's library or
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wreck or chow hall or whatever uh but it's it's pretty it's pretty insane uh the amount of drugs you know I I made it 55 years uh without seeing heroin uh K2
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fentol or sasan until I came to federal prison were you tempted to get back on or were you ever on drugs and got off I don't remember you know that's the thing that I that I I saw finally saw Tiger
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King For the First Time about four months ago oh really oh it was a great show I mean it was riveting right I was
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I was pretty disgusted with it to start with because I was like they me out to be this big meth head and I'm the only one on the show with teeth wearing clothes you
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know it's a good point it's kind of like it's kind of like the the show that Kate McKenna made that was Joe Versus Carol did you watch
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that yeah I was I was aware of it I didn't watch it was it more accurate or what from your point of view I mean they made me out to be a whole lot more gayer than I am you know
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so but they made you super gay yeah if they if they wanted to make money they would have cast David to play me because that guy that played me went way over the top man listen I can do super gay
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just give me some notes it was it was you know before before they actually came out with that they were gonna cast Nicholas Cage and I was like no no Nicholas Cage is too dry
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I said come on I said you wanna you w to have a real show you gotta cast David Spade to play jok yeah how about this here's my audition [ __ ] you Carol Basin you
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[ __ ] I I say you got it I say we got we got a Joe Exotic we have to make a third
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movie we call have that down so you know I have three movie uh offers right now and uh oh you know I'm I'm pretty sure that i'mna make it out of here either with a pardon or on appe pill this year
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one or the other so yeah when when we do this new show we have got to team up a classic ah [ __ ] yeah I like you have more movies than me and Dana do and
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you're in jail you got three going you God what an agent agent who's your agent uh what about uh didn't you did your you can't ask Trump but did your some of
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your team or was that someone else not involved with you asking for a federal prison I I can't ask Trump what oh uh for a pardon or did did some other
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people try to sort of uh help with that well you know uh my people are are allowed to record phone calls so I've I've made some pleas myself you know and
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then Jerry Jones's lawyer uh the owner of the Cowboys has done a press conference and made a plea to him um I've got I've got an active clacy
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application you know in in the white house now and then and then the good thing is
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uh en rcky I I'm not sure if I'm saying his name right but he's he's pretty cool
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he's the leader of the pr boys he's gonna be he's gonna be in Maro at Maro Saturday and he's going to uh talk to him about pardon okay that's uh sounds sounds like
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a SAT Night Live sketch Trump what did you uh um by the way who was the last person we talked to some people from Tiger King I did before I couldn't get to you but when I was on my
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old show lights out and uh is when was the last person to see you did anyone come in to visit you or is it or do you
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still stay in touch you know you know what's crazy is uh the only person that has even checked on me was John rinky the guy with no legs the the the old
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manager MH he he checks on me pretty regularly but other than that nobody has even
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concerned themselves whether I'm dead or alive if Carol Basin came to visit you and you were across the glass what do you think that conversation would go like Carol had a conversation yeah she
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came to visit you in prison and you two were talking what would it be like weird
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you know the CRA you know the crazy part is me and Carol really didn't have that
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bad of a war going on it was just she made money convincing people that I was an abuser because I abused baby tigers
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because I took them away from their mom and I made money on my my podcast I guess you'd call it it was actually just an online television show back then uh on Joe exoct tv.com I made people I made
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money because it was easy to make fun of her because she was just bat [ __ ] crazy and and I know she killed her husband
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you know but that's where our war started was when I started investigating Don Lewis's disappearance and uh I kind of went to [ __ ] from there but you know
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I could actually look Carol in in the face you know right to this day and the conversation would have to be like you
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know you might have put me in prison but you didn't put me in a cage because I've never been in a in an actual jail sale
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uh but you know she threw me she threw me in prison there's 1400 dudes in here it's not that
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bad well well if I go to prison I'm going to find out how to do that if you if you could go back like seven or eight nine years what would you have done different do you have any regrets of
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thinking of how you would have handled the whole situation i' never have let Jeff low in
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my life okay okay he was toxic to you or what was the problem well Jeff Lo is the
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the scammer you know he conned his way into to my Zoo claiming that he was this millionaire had all this money find out you know come to find out after after he got his name on half the property he was
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supposed to invest $300,000 Kelly was behind on his car payments he he didn't have anywhere to
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live you know and then what what has he got he's he's pretty much selling his wife on in on only fans to make a living now it's like a bad episode of Magnum PI
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yeah it's crazy but so you and Carol were sort of more like wrestling at the beginning like you
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know it was sort of an exaggerated version like enemies but you're just hyping it up for the show and then it
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took a turn when uh it always takes a turn for the worst if somebody gets killed and then you mention that and
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then it UPS the stakes and now it's now now she's really out for Revenge that's kind of it yeah you know since since the
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since the show came out since I've been arrested you know she's gotten on on TMZ
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this call is from a federal oh [ __ ] I think I saw on Kelly Clarkson um yeah she gets out there you're right you know she she got out there and she actually rooted for a pardon for me a couple
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years ago and then you know and then about five months ago she put on her YouTube channel two videos uh of her right-hand girl
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and Alan Glover The Hitman talking on a telephone where Allan admitted that he lied about it all so she's actually put evidence out there that that's on my appeal right now that prove I'm innocent
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so why did the Hitman lie well you know he he worked for Jeff for so many years and I think Jeff has some pretty good dirt on him because he
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he' done all of Jeff's Dirty Work and Jeff wanted my Zoo so bad that I think he blackmailed Allen you know according
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to the the affidavits and the and the video deposition we have of Allen now uh Jeff pretty much blackmailed him into into doing this so Jeff could get the
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zoo so uh what do you web now it it said that you did you euthanized I guess it be a Kinder word five Tigers but it was considered made Carol really mad or what
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was that situation okay I euthanized five Tigers okay and and where the jury didn't never get a hear and explain anything was okay I was
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licensed by the United States Department of Agriculture okay and that's who allows you to have a zoo and they're the ones who help you write your protocols
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they're the ones who approve your protocols they're the ones who approve everything you do and my usdaa inspector
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kept saying Joe you have 260 tigers why are you keeping these five alive because
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they're so old and they're crippled and they're in pain so we came to the conclusion that we needed to go ahead
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and put them to sleep okay there was there was two ways in the protocol to put them to sleep by
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gunshot or as long as it was done instantaneously okay or by injection of of a vet euthanizer by injection well in order to have the vet euthanizing by
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injection you have to tranquilize it first so she can walk in the cage without getting killed all right so that
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takes about 45 minutes and you have to keep tranquilizing them over and over and over and they have seizures and they
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have they have all kinds of thring up and everything else so the vet just figured out that you know what let's just put him down with the gunshot and have it done in a half a second so
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that's what we did and we buried them okay well the inspector that told us to do that couldn't be found to subpoena
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her for my trial so the jury never got to hear her okay ah I see yeah so they they didn't so they didn't charge me with animal abuse or cruelty to animals or anything else they charged me with
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taking five endangered species without a permit because it wasn't the USDA who prosecuted me it was a federal game ORD that was working for Carol that arrested
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me so it was like you [ __ ] charged me with going hunting without a permit basically damn ah do you was there a plea deal at any point for less time and
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so forth and so on never never never a plea deal so it was either straight guilt or innocence and then they sentenced you to 21 years oof yeah now
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with good good behavior I've already done seven would would you reasonably be out anyway in a couple years or if I
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have to do all of this I'll be out September of 2030 I see four four plus years or five years I see you this phone this phone beat and
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it's gonna hang up any second so okay I've wanted for years to be able to talk to you David it's just you're that big of an inspiration from your movie you made and this made my
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whole right in the middle of his Oscar speech God damn it well it's it's it's obviously uh you sound just like him so he was enamored with you to play him in
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the movie so it's it's very interesting and he just really wanted to meet you I think you're his favorite comedian well
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I heard a lot back then about him and uh you know when it was going on but there was nothing anyone could do about it but
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I do think his story is very interesting the more we hear about it because it does sound like he was hyping
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it up a little bit before and then it got very dark very fast and uh I don't know what to make of it he just see you
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know on the surface he seems like a cool dude to like well it's supposed to be innocent till proven guilty so the idea was they had to prove um they had to
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prove that he hired the Hitman I'd have to really look at the the proof of that because that was the Lynch bin I think for that the euthanizing the Tigers wouldn't have
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been seven years but but a hire for murder of Carol Basin because he believed she murdered his hus her husband so he was a
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vigilante at that point kind of or or was he doing it I mean so and other words that's the lynchpin of the case I'd have to look into it I'm not an attorney but no but can you rep
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him well I wanted to announce it today that Joe Exotic has hired me to represent him in a court of law and uh
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we'll we'll be we'll be doing I didn't get to ask him did he gain weight did he lose weight you know some people go to
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prison they most people get very skinny he was very skinny anyway some people shockingly gain weight and then you
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think well that might make sense because the food so horrible it sounds like it says like a college dorm and you walk
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around a lot they probably are fed well I think it's your own choice but I have heard that yeah drugs are rampant in
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prison and a lot of people want to stay in there anyway I don't know enough about the case but he got convicted it
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in a court of law now he's in prison um but we'll see yeah it's very interesting
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we'll see in the YouTube comments um we'll we'll talk more about it next week because we'll hear their questions and
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and see you know we can make from it what you can make from it we we asked some good questions yeah I talked about
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the killing of the Tigers and uh you know um the Carol Basin I thought it him him and Carol would it sounded like an awkward Tinder day at the beginning you're like what if you guys got to sit
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across from each other yeah what would you say but that's a good one and also he actually was friendlier about her
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than I would think because after all this whatever happened he's not he wasn't doing you do the impression but with a b word Dana Carvey you [ __ ]
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Carol B [Music] if he comes out and does a dating show or he and Carol Basin live together like
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you know I was G to pitch him Joe exotic naked and afraid he's in this enclosure
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it's like three miles across like you know um some kind of there's tigers in there and can he survive with no weapons or anything just with his intellect can he can he become the Tiger King and he
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gets killed it's just a we could shoot a pilot in the prison okay let's do a we'll do a
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Sizzle what about I do like all the pitches though I just want to talk like that you a [ __ ] Carol basket she came in here I can't remember the funniness
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of the show but I remember everyone was into it the whole God dang country was into it well it it's good for followup
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Redneck Heaven yeah we just wanted to follow it up I we didn't want to you know take sides in any way it was just
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curious you know so we let we let our viewers decide yeah he didn't we let YouTube comments decide but he didn't really sound like it was the most horrible place in the world you know I
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kind of he was had a good attitude about that you can walk every hour I guess there's there's probably lift weights in
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the yard I just know from the movies and stuff like that but it sounds like a low security or minimum security prison it's
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not like Riker's Island uh you know I wonder if there was any other famous people in there you know that do like
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these midlevel crimes so they don't really go to the hard prisons and they get sort of
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scamed around think P Diddy and Harvey Weinstein and others are kind of together R Sam bankman that clown yeah
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they're all in Riker Island having lunch together how you doing Sam what's up P it's always like there's some pretty cool people in here and you're like those guys aren't cool yeah oh my God it's so early
00:26:53
Dana I know do you saw our producers question like a pound puppy all right what else can we talk about Dan we got a lot a lot to cover we could talk we're going to switch gears here we
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were I was just about say going to say something about the astronauts until we are interrupted by I was saying they get
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they don't make that much up there but we're going to find out about why I say they should have a a stranded addendum
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to their contract stranded yeah yeah yeah they will get it now they'll get a quarter million a month each for every
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month because what happens is without Zero Gravity long I'm not saying specifically their case and I hope they end up fantastic you get baby feet because there's no push off with gravity
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so your feet turn into little rolled up soft baby feet your heart gets smaller and I'm hoping that they can build that back up you you grow two to three inches
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taller showing that much yeah that long as space because your spine is never sign me up compressed you'd come out 62
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62 smiling I'll cancel my trip to Turkey where I saw my legs off and I had four that was that whole thing you know what I say a good good pair of boots and confidence is all anybody needs no way
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good pair it's not doing enough good pair boots no I don't even wear boots that's what I should do we'll talk we'll
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talk later um but those astronauts yeah I heard you get taller but these are other things they didn't know I didn't know about the baby feet baby feet uh
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heart gets a little smaller but they you know another six months I mean it is good that Elon got up there now here's again I you guys can put your comments
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in so Elon Musk says that he was ready to rescue them earlier but it was completely the Biden Administration that sort of stopped that from happening I don't know if that's true that's what I
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heard heard so that's kind of interesting oh really let's yeah cut to the comments give us comment we'll read some next week we don't read enough on the air but we'll read some I read them
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they're usually pretty nice I said they're usually pretty good and then there a couple get in there couple get in there to sometimes they're just
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attention Seekers well it's you're gonna get I don't think anyone has ever gotten a festar
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consistently no on on a podcast because there it's gonna be some zeros in there you know what [ __ ] these guys man you know I mean it's just human nature if it's 5.0 it's fake just go against the
00:29:23
grain uh but I have a question about podcast that uh before start into other stuff and I also bought a truck over the break God you can't was there good for I cannot stop can't I want I actually kind
00:29:36
of want to buy a truck because I sort of live on a farm but we'll get to that in a sec I know my buddy goes what are you
00:29:43
hauling like go mostly hats and coats well it's just look they did a thing and this is not a thing I'm making up they put a man standing next to just a regular sedan they put the same man
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standing next to a pickup truck and then they did a poll with women and they're like 87% more attracted to the guy
00:30:03
standing next to the pickup truck do the ma that's what I'm going for yeah uh I but I go and bring a bring a trailer sometimes to get trucks I go all over I go on Instagram I DM these people these
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sites once you get on I'm I'm in the car so I get like old it's always old well what it what was it it was trucks from
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the 70s these old F250s I had dinner with a guy last night whose F favorite car is the the the Camino or is it called the El Camino from the 60s that's
00:30:32
sort of like the first kind of a flatbed truck but also kind of so those are those and he collects them it like has one 1965 loves it you know who drives in El
00:30:44
Camino um you'll never guess Juan Corona Mary in bus boy is my character oh see you knew and I knew and I didn't
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know that ahead of time folks this is is not rehearsed I did not know that but I kind of figured that you would be a Camino
00:31:04
guy El Camino I think John stain was used to have an up you should have are your is your character called Joe Dirt
00:31:10
but you never refer to it that would have been funny it's funny that that Joe Exotic brought up brought up Jo dirt so
00:31:16
I can see that bus boys has some similarities that I am ready for already it's really Underdog stuff you know what I mean so there's there's themes in movies the greatest does a lot of that
00:31:28
snob it was uh back in the cattyshack days and stuff it was called snobs versus slobs and it's the blue collar people versus the elite and yeah Adam
00:31:39
does that in happy gimore he's got the Nemesis is all ivy league and Sandler's like out Liv in a garbage can and just it'sit the [ __ ] a garbage can you know just the crazy clothes and he steps up
00:31:52
to it like he's a baseball player I mean it's incredibly charming and water boy was another brilliant example of the you
00:31:59
know the guy has nothing going on but he can tackle harder than than any human yeah it's good if you're extra tough too yeah I don't know how tough I am in bus boys uh but I will say okay so I was
00:32:11
telling you bought a truck bring a trailer I I I will say is it's very it's getting more complicated to buy it used
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to be click click byy bye bing bing they should make it a lot easier honestly because people would buy more quicker well who vets are they vetted I mean do
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go look at them and kick the tires so to speak and see the problem with the new world of buying stuff is it moves
00:32:33
quickly started Barrett Jackson I used to go to that in Arizona and then it's once a year and you walk around you look
00:32:39
at them the days of actually driving to meet someone in the Safeway parking lot and then you sit in the car and you drive it around yeah they're not over but it's also a little more dangerous
00:32:51
but you really have to know what you're doing because most of the cars bought now are
00:32:57
for me or online auction or bring a trailer or Barett and uh you don't sit in them and you don't drive them and that's the two things you really need to do yeah I think that would be very
00:33:10
[ __ ] neck and you sit like this so if you do that you need to do it so sometimes I go sit in one of that type so I kind of know what I'm getting and drive it and then if I get a really good
00:33:24
version of that kind of car then I'll have the right are the sellers rated like a a you Uber driver like like trustworthy you can look online to get that right sometimes I'm bring a trailer
00:33:36
they have a comment section during the 7-Day auction and it's 90% like mechanics and car people so they're just say can you check the fange on that show me a closeup I think there might be
00:33:48
something little itchy about it and then they really like troubleshoot it almost for you uh but this is getting too
00:33:55
boring other than that I will say well I saw go ahead you follow I just wanted to say that you know trucks and this and that and motorcycles but you see a guy
00:34:05
with a truck it's like okay cool you know and then it don't got no Muffler and so it just starts it up and it feels like the car is saying I'm a man I'm a man I'm a man I'm
00:34:18
a man a man I'm a man I'm a man then they put on surf in USA surf in USA I'm a man man man a man man a man B ran B ran I'm I'm a man yeah
00:34:34
if you can't start the C it's like I'm impendent I can't get it up so that's not good you wanted aagra what's your best VH starting up
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sound effect get on the mic um I can I could do more of a jet ski stop stop doing that there's water in it is that bad one no I just it's
00:35:01
funny that as if it it triggered me oh [Music] motorcycle I've been doing a character called sound Effy you know yes walks
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across the grass we've done this before Jes opens the car door adjust through a rearview Mir
00:35:30
starts it up windshield wipers dude with no rain no here with no rain it's like this you turn them off and then about 10 minutes
00:35:47
later you go oh [ __ ] are they still going that's the [ __ ] inter man you're like oh this is good then it starts to pour you go back to Full Tilt then you go down it's a [ __ ] [ __ ]
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brain twister I don't need this [ __ ] game I can't win here's the world's worst sound effect comedian walk across
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the grass open the door adjust the rearview mirror he's terrible he has one effect that's not bad you're you're the
00:36:20
king of that come on now King all right okay so one quick thing about podcast I got a new name for Gavin Newsome oh cuz you know what Trump calls him why
00:36:31
does he call him he calls and he says it in a throwaway he doesn't even emphasize it Gavin newsum Gavin newsum is coming
00:36:38
up oh yeah he calls him new Gavin he's got a podcast where he uh yeah yeah I don't know but uh what does
00:36:46
he do I guess I guess they take calls to see how much to raise our taxes but this
00:36:51
this is the name ready and I can't believe it was right there for him gabin nusum gabin new gabin
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gabin I'll say here's a new nickname almost like a rapper's name I'm calling him the human
00:37:06
pivot because he is uh he's come out against men playing in women's sports it's a little shaky for a Democrat and he's also had I think Charlie Kirk which
00:37:18
is a a famous uh podcast who was conservative on his show so I'm I'm calling him the
00:37:24
human pivot he's okay he's pivoting to the center for 2028 202 2028 you got to get right down that middle so he's going to run for
00:37:34
president is that the idea oh my God they're all they all want to be president every single politician at one
00:37:40
point was probably president of the senior class and then they want a power position Jesus but once you go on the Oval Office with the president you go really this num schull is this
00:37:52
knucklehead is the president no matter who it is you meet Biden I'm to meet the president United States mommy he's not like iy thought
00:38:04
he'd be all right let's get to the big stories of the day we keep doing Biden we'll get to Big stor I'm being serious okay big stories here we go wait oh Starbucks ordered to pay this drives me
00:38:17
crazy I saw this story 50 million to a guy burned by hot tea now if it burns your wiener I'm all in but it always feels exessive because let's say the
00:38:30
drive-thru window the girl gives it to him and it spills if it is not your wiener of very very strong stance M if
00:38:37
it's your legs third degree burns how many people would take third degree burns for on their legs or a million dollars I bet almost everyone would take
00:38:50
no not everyone a lot of people take a million dollars right but 50 that would I would say it was right
00:38:57
right the face is melted and then it matriculates to as you call it the wiener peeling skin off screaming and
00:39:05
maybe crash your car and do they really get 50 million isn't it kind of like a thing and then look at the bottom well
00:39:11
they ordered to pay 50 million I don't know Ian W it seems like been ordered to pay $50 million in a burn injury case
00:39:18
out of LA County the jury delivered that verdict against Ser jie happened in February video shows an employee in an array of hot drinks including hot tea at
00:39:30
the drive-thru but a cup was unsecured and it then fell into the L plaintiff Michael Garcia he suffered third degree
00:39:37
burns to his genitals the jury found Starbucks liable for his injuries Starbucks issued a statement disagreeing
00:39:44
with you get theis janal well were they curable the Gen I mean graph team we let's get deep into this could they have made everything all good again people will still do it take
00:39:59
away my genital I'm not using them anymore take them away and give me three million how much for your genal I know then you go what would blow for your gen
00:40:12
it's hard not to sound drunk saying the word genital is your honor your honor I just want to say to the court that is
00:40:18
the genitals have you been drinking sir you sound like you're drunk it is a sexy
00:40:23
word I like when girls go let's see them genitals I go you have aest you have a instead of
00:40:31
fantastic you have a testicular imagination it's testicul it's a t see another thing I have Dan I have a lot to say about this the poor girl I just
00:40:43
saw I thought the guy wasn't close enough to the window going play it again like the zuder film the uh so he had a
00:40:52
she he also made a stipulation that from now on they offered him oh they offered
00:40:57
him 30 million and he said no he said I'll take 30 if as a settlement if you if they
00:41:05
make every employee screw on the cup or make a new way to do it for the tops to make them secure right and they said no
00:41:13
and so they risked it but they had to pay 50 but watch this this poor girl trying to bust her H make her living
00:41:18
working hard look how far that car is Burns genitals C Starbucks liable for his it looked from our angle look how far she's she's full plank
00:41:30
sticking jury mcia thing they don't tell you is something like this happen genal
00:41:38
47 times a day at Starbucks worldwide so they're paying 50 million a day and that's why they're the stock Mark is being cruel to them here's my thing that always I always ask what would blow the
00:41:50
jury away they get in there and some guy goes [ __ ] [ __ ] Starbucks I said we give
00:41:56
them 80 million and they're like are you nuts 80 I say we give 60 that's insane finally they get to the guy going how about 50 that's more like it that's that's a nice now we're talking now
00:42:09
we're talking that's reasonable yeah his head screwed on this is 50 feels good I
00:42:15
listen I know Starbucks is Rich okay but that poor girl is going to get fired those jobs are tough too by the way just like lining them up anyway we're on this story too long Heather's stretching and
00:42:25
I know when she stretches that means oh when she yeah she starts doing yoga yeah okay that was 20 minutes on
00:42:32
that one oh yoga look at this transition oh wow Bill bellich and Jordan Hudson Beach day okay so Bill Bill bich the famous
00:42:44
coach and his him his girlfriend he's 73 she's 23 just have to say it they're on
00:42:51
their backs both of them no I don't understand in the second picture he's on his back it looks like his legs go straight all the way to the knee looks like a grasshopper he's on his back and she's
00:43:05
sitting on his feet yeah that better not be in her genitals uh I don't know what to make this no that's on her hip bones but it looks a little too much like Hey
00:43:18
Dad put me up here you know what I think is I'm all for them having a slight age Gap I don't care she's three he's 500
00:43:25
now that's fine but I will say he the to me he was the once absolutely no attention coach out of just regular coaches every press
00:43:38
conference moving on to Cleveland next week you know yeah and she's an influencer so we see who won in this
00:43:45
combo he was called the grumpy Lobster man because he wore this cut off sweatshirt when he was a coach oh yeah
00:43:51
that's right a man of words and now he's got this highflying sexually charged influencer
00:43:58
oh she Char she weighs probably 115 lbs so he he can at least squat that it's a reverse squat um I find this curious am I Disturbed the
00:44:12
strongest Dana will say is curious I say I don't know what to make of him if she's of age to consent I don't know listen she's weighs 115 even with my
00:44:23
carry under wood legs I could I could toss her across that beach in two seconds I'm strong my leg is strong and
00:44:28
in the comments they say she calls him daddy so Daddy minimum Daddy no granddaddy no
00:44:36
grandpa no Heather I'm coming back and I'm putting my hat back on God bless them all all right my hair is not great today
00:44:43
Dan and we're not gonna over talk about I I start I got up at 5: am to work on this so it looks I'm not trying okay
00:44:50
this [ __ ] show I like this show today it's fun uh I don't want to be identified as being in this time in place with you Scarlet Johansson on why she refuses to take photos with fans in
00:45:03
public now this is a great subject because first of all we'll start with we all love Scarlett Johansson she's she is
00:45:10
amazing super sweet known her off and on over the years always friendly yeah I talked to her a lot when I was in New York yeah the 50th we did a she was in a
00:45:21
sketch it wasn't like we were in it together she actually came up to me at one of the parties and uh she just had
00:45:27
her hair up and was dressed different and she's smaller than you think cuz she plays you know Superstar Heroes and
00:45:33
she's talking to me for 10 minutes and then I finally went oh oh you're Scarlet Joan I didn't know yeah I thought she
00:45:41
was but she's that shows she's quite unassuming for being uh uh stunner but she she did suddenly ebike Heather remember suddenly eike that was on the
00:45:52
50th but the the interesting big question is what do you do with fans that want pictures and uh she really I think it's ballsy that she comes out and says she
00:46:05
doesn't take pictures in public she'll take them I think on a red carpet or at an event when it's work MH about the movie but she's trying to have a regular
00:46:16
life and this rubs people wrong and some people it rubs right and some people it
00:46:22
rubs their genitals but this there's a whole lot of rubbing going on yeah I okay here's what El she says I like to be in my own thoughts that have nothing to do with what other people think of me
00:46:33
I don't like being self-conscious it is true Dana you know this whenever you take a picture you go I I don't even
00:46:39
want to say it's bad lighting I don't even want to say I look like [ __ ] today because they always go no you don't you
00:46:45
look great it's who care it's just give me that [ __ ] picture I don't care anything I'm like I've got blood on
00:46:50
my face I've got a actual live bloody nose just take it it's fine you look great so I get I get just I was with a
00:46:59
famous person who wouldn't take pictures we were hanging out no you take you're very nice well you nice I'm too ni I mean Scarlett Johansson is different
00:47:11
she's a movie star she's in Marvel movies she's globally famous yes and here is here's what I want to add to this which I really discourage is that now sometimes people
00:47:23
will then just start taking video of of you you're walking down the street without permission they'll make a Tik
00:47:29
Tok out of it Scarlett Johansson looks sad or whatever so looks sad why is she so bummed today most people are looking
00:47:35
at Pap Razzi and make that face because they just realize the Fun's over there's someone following them and filming them
00:47:42
so they go oo they weren't in a good mood today it's like well yeah they just saw you so why are they CH chipper and
00:47:48
the problem is that someone like that or really big famous people obviously Brad Pit or whatever they start doing that
00:47:54
they draw a crowd and then they may be there for an hour it's literally logistically impossible the thing that I
00:48:01
would do and maybe people do it we don't know but you can get a prosthetic nose which changes a face so radically that just sort of almost just goes right on like that and walk around invisible and
00:48:13
I bet people do that um sure and they you don't know it and then you don't know it they walk amongst us Heather the place where I get my prosthetic wieners
00:48:24
will you see if they have noses thanks on it uh Dana also she's very pretty and she's always getting attention for being pretty anyway like Zenia you add in
00:48:37
famous and it's too much I do think that men on the on the horny in appropriate side the predatory side obviously it's it's bigger than women being predatory the other way although it happens I mean
00:48:50
I often thought that why do women Chase pop stars like the Beatles used to get 300 women chasing them but if they'd stopped and turned around the women wouldn't they would have stopped but so
00:49:01
women have a different kind of Lane for what we call creeps sure and and she's uh exponentially worse especially you're play she she plays uh leading actress
00:49:12
the uh very attractive uh fem fatal in the movie and this can get people crazy so I have a lot of empathy they just want to be artists they did not plan on what was going to happen and you know
00:49:25
just try to resp respect him when I was a kid I and when I first saw a famous person I didn't go up to him I could
00:49:31
just tell I saw Michael Landon from Bonanza in a restaurant and I got no I'm not gonna go over you can just sort of
00:49:37
tell they would rather be left alone my first one my first instinct was you owe me you owe me I know and then I go and rub their genitals you know when we were
00:49:48
in Fantasy Springs Dana you were very remember we went to dinner we get a lot of that was that was our own fault we
00:49:55
ate it you know when you work at the same place where you're doing a show it it draws attention we eat there
00:50:03
we ate there I have to say like I don't really have a face and I've told people this before it's it's very benign if I'm
00:50:09
like this and I change my lower jaw to Mickey roor no one sees me so I can walk around but with David with the trucker hat what's up everybody it's like walking around Disneyland with a guy
00:50:23
dressed as Mickey Mouse I mean everyone you are F Myas but you're very nice to your fans you're casual we were nice in the airport we're nice to everybody yeah uh but we took I was saying we were
00:50:37
taking so many pictures e the funniest thing is at dinner I never do this and I don't want
00:50:43
to bring any attention to you but can I climb on your shoulders just for one second it is funny when you're in mid
00:50:50
bite excuse me I hate to this I'm like oh and they're like and then they one lady was just standing there cuz people kept coming up one stood back so I said I was eating and I go are you bringing
00:51:03
us backstage I go we're almost done we're going to pay up and she's like okay and then when I went over to her
00:51:09
she goes can I get a picture I go aren't you don't you work here and she goes well one why are you say why are
00:51:16
you standing I had a big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs with extra sauce and I heard I hate to do this so I just Dove my face into the spaghetti meatballs and I turned and it was just
00:51:27
dripping off my face she goes you're not Dana garfo so yeah you're Carrie from the movie look up Master disguise in one of the first scenes where my character
00:51:40
pistachio spills spaghetti and meatballs on the uh on the people all over their faces and they're frozen like cartoon characters we never show clips if we could show a clip that'd be awesome no
00:51:52
we can't I couldn't movie all right one more okay well I don't know we're doing good it's it's amaz oh oh the oh okay play
00:52:03
this everyone on Earth peed into the Grand Canyon you might think it would fill up in less if if Grand Canyon can
00:52:11
hold about 1.2 quadrillion gallons and the average person PE about half a gallon a day so if all 8 billion people pee at the same time they'd only add
00:52:21
about 4 billion gallons of pee at that rate take over 800 everyone on Earth is peeing in the Grand Canyon for 800,000 years to fill it up
00:52:33
that's I would have bet the under wow that that is that is one big canyon I'll tell you that I like how it just starts this peeing of the Grand Canyon I what's this story I guess it's if everyone peed
00:52:47
this is what you know Elon Musk is trying to stop it was $2 billion doll to these scientists to figure out if everyone on Earth P it took him seven years to get the number 800,000 years
00:53:01
just to be on one Tik Tok where we all now you you are had a study where you said it would take the entire Earth 800,000 years to Phil up the grand Canon
00:53:13
you got paid to figure that out your words not mine and you're mad we're cutting that out of the budget what else
00:53:20
are you working on what's the next one if everyone PED in the Mississippi River it would take 2 million years to fill it up with poo and faces now can we have a
00:53:33
billion dollars for our study yeah and let me get my puke bucket if everybody puked into the Grand
00:53:41
Canyon we don't know the answer but could we get a half million dollars but your word's not mine your word's not mine your P not theirs your study uh is
00:53:52
that where all the money is going the doge is trying to I don't know I'm do I'm doing myself you know I guess we end
00:53:59
on that little fizzler but I think so it was a that was a fizzy fizzle but you know uh Joe uh dirt two three Joe Exotic
00:54:10
is that what talk well we had Joe Exotic on if you if you just click toward the end so you can hear more ads
00:54:17
um yeah if you want the ads hey man it's called a post roll I don't think I don't
00:54:22
think we have a post roll we just say good night Cleveland but um so he fanned out on David this should be in the introduction but that was kind of fun he really is a fan of yours I did like
00:54:34
hearing about that during the one of the few fun things 15 minute interview we couldn't see him from some federal we tried to get video for people asking we tried to get video and uh yeah they they
00:54:48
said no so and we heard someone behind go can I get the phone I just want to call my mother I wanted to ask him is he always nervous of getting beat up or something I would be worried like
00:54:59
someone's out to get you you know oh definitely you got we have to create alliances you have to get the big a
00:55:06
boyfriend we didn't ask any of this stuff I know well yeah we're the worst yeah okay well always next time thanks
00:55:14
everybody everybody Dana see you see you next time and thanks thanks for listening and
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watching this has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is ex exective produced
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