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BUS TOUR! #superfly #shorts #comedy #davidspade

June 19, 2024 / 00:59

This episode features a humorous discussion about life on a bus tour, including the challenges of using a cramped bathroom at night. The hosts share funny anecdotes about nighttime bathroom habits, including a reference to a friend who has a unique way of dealing with late-night bathroom needs.

One host describes the bus's tiny bedroom, joking about the difficulties of using the bathroom in such a confined space. They mention the absurdity of having to wake up in the middle of the night for a bathroom trip.

The conversation includes playful banter about the terminology used for nighttime bathroom emergencies, with references to various humorous phrases and scenarios.

Overall, the episode captures the lighthearted and comedic aspects of touring life, highlighting the quirks and challenges that come with it.

TLDR

Hosts share funny stories about cramped bus tour bathrooms and nighttime bathroom emergencies.

Episode

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doing a bus tour everyone's buzzing about it there's like a little microscopic bedroom they say bedroom
00:00:05
it's literally like a bed with about 3 in around it and then there's a dumper in there and they go that's the only
00:00:11
place you can take a dump in the middle of the night my two openers will be like
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it's time I'm like no no you're not going to throw down a steamy banana in here I'm sleeping how many people wake
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up at 2:00 a.m. and go I got to get something out of me I know I had a buddy that was a night [ __ ] and it's the
00:00:28
worst there's a name for it night [ __ ] night [ __ ] he knows how to poo it night [ __ ] sounds like a
00:00:35
private detective works at night but he always has to go number two on ABC I would arrest you but I got to go dump a
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cow Darren McGavin is the night [ __ ] a BRB and you better stay here cuz I just have one creeping up I got one
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knocking at the back door I got one touching cloth I got a turtle head I got to get out of here and I'll come right
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back turtle

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Episode Highlights

  • Cramped Sleeping Arrangements
    A humorous description of a tiny bedroom setup on a bus tour.
    “It's literally like a bed with about 3 in around it.”
    @ 00m 05s
    June 19, 2024
  • The Nighttime Bathroom Dilemma
    A comedic exploration of the struggles of late-night bathroom trips.
    “I got a turtle head!”
    @ 00m 55s
    June 19, 2024

Episode Quotes

  • It's literally like a bed with about 3 in around it.
    BUS TOUR! #superfly #shorts #comedy #davidspade
  • I got a turtle head!
    BUS TOUR! #superfly #shorts #comedy #davidspade

Key Moments

  • Nighttime Struggles00:21
  • Bathroom Humor00:55