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One of my big fears, you get followed home, follow you into your driveway, and then they block you, get out, beat you
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up, tie you up, and steal all your stuff. Right. So, I'm going up this crummy little street, which is pretty
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skinny, and there's two cars behind me. I don't even notice. And I'm like, they're kind of on my ass. So, it's
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pitch black up there. Oh, it's a perfect place for a carjacking. Perfect robbery. So, I
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pull over. I can't I don't want to pull into my driveway, so I just pull right before like let them pass.
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Yeah. Yeah. They pull up next to me and stop. Five guys in a car, a car behind them.
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Five guys in a car pull up and stop alongside you. Hey, can you sign a bunch of [ __ ] We
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got all this stuff. We got some Funkos. And I go, get the [ __ ] out of here. They
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followed me from the improv. Two cars. Oh man. I lit him up. I've never heard of that.
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And then I went into my driveway and I went in and I go, if they come behind me, I'm going to get the gun. Just going
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to show it to him. Like, hey, this is for real. Now you're now you're my house. No, they're not really fans. So I
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love fans. It's not fans. It's a business and they're can be a little aggressive
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sometimes and they're angry. They've never So they follow me all the way home. It's like a long follow. I mean, I'm
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just imagining the conversation. Hey, we got our bungos. We got we got our Joe Dirt poster spade. We're going to cook.
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Hey, he didn't sign. Hey Eddie, follow him. Let's follow him. And they pile into a car. Is anyone going, "This isn't
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a great idea." No, let's not follow him. He didn't love it at the improv. Do you
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think he's gonna love it in his driveway? Love the everyday fans. Talk all day. Have a great time. That these
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are just like an interesting breed of people that really rub me wrong. I hate it. I can't stand it.