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It was Caesars with Nikki Glazer. We had
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such a blast.
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>> She's She's good, right?
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>> You know what? She's um Is she good?
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She's good.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I don't watch any shows, but I happen to
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be home usually on Sundays. I flip
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around.
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>> I hit it and then you can do rewind on
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Direct TV where it starts in the
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beginning. Sydney Sweeney is quite as as
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my mom would say, she's got huge boobs.
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Well, Scoob, the straight of hormones is
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still closed. If it doesn't open up
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soon, gas prices are going to stay high,
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and that'll be tough on the midterms for
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the Republicans.
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Here's guitar, man.
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You're supposed to say rut row. Rutro.
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The sailor shirt is uh Yeah, you can
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explain it. Well, first of all,
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yesterday I got a summer cut. And I
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suggest you get a summer cut.
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>> Summer cut.
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>> You can tell it's shorter. It's a summer
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cut. And this is sort of a summer shirt.
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>> Oh. Oh.
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>> So, I'm ready for summer. Are you ready
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for summer? I'm just going to say
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probably not ready.
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>> I didn't know you're going to flip this
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back on me so quickly like this.
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>> Well, I mean, for I said summer cut,
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summer shirt, summer's coming. And then
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I see you and I go and with all empathy
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and compassion, this guy is not ready
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for summer.
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>> I'm not. I have a black shirt and a
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black sweater on.
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>> In a black cave.
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>> I'm in a cave. I don't It's so black.
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But my hair is still lit up from the
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back. That was a happy accident. Uh you
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look nice.
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>> Every single one. Yeah, I do. I agree.
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you wore stripes some recently and
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someone told me you looked nice in them
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and then I just said, "Oh, great." Then
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I deleted the comment.
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>> Any any uh praise you get?
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>> I love the honesty. I remember some,
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"Boy, that Dave's bad guy is really
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funny."
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>> And I and I said, "Really? You think
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so?" And then I walked away.
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>> Right. When they go, "Dana's good." I
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go, "Dana Plato from Different Strokes
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or do you mean Dana Carvey?"
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>> They say to me, "Spad's good." And I go,
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"At what?" And then I And then I walk
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away. They go, "Spad's good." And you
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go, "The cards? What are you What are
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you talking about?
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>> What are you talking about? Good. They
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say spades funny." I know, but is it in
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a good way or a bad way?
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>> You know, it's all in how you answer
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because my friend was married and and
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people and he talked to these girls and
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they go, "Are you married?" And he goes,
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"Yeah."
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I go, "This is not how your wife wants
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you to answer that. You should be
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like,"Of course I am, and I'm crazy
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about her." But he would go like this.
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First, he'd buy time and go, "Am I
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married? Am I married?
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>> Are you married? Are you married?"
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>> Um, sure. Sure.
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>> I mean,
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>> yeah,
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>> I guess. You guess. It's sort of
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>> if you go by the laws and if you go by
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the justice owe the peace.
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>> Mhm.
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>> But yeah, and that was a good way. I go,
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"How much time are you buying by
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repeating the question? Are you
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married?" She's like flirting and he
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goes, "Am I married?" Um, and I'm like,
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"There's one, two, three seconds." Then
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ultimately, you're going to get to yes.
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>> Are you married? Who wants to know?
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yes. But it's not serious.
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>> Yeah, we're taking a little break and so
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um I have a hall pass.
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>> The break is always
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>> Yeah.
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>> Uh by the way, something happened in
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Vegas. I was in Las Vegas this weekend.
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I don't do not want to
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>> was it was it don't I was it Caesars or
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>> Yeah.
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>> Okay, I understand.
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>> It was Caesars with Nikki Glazer. We had
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such a blast.
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>> She's She's good, right? You know what?
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She's um Is she good? She's good. Yeah,
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>> I can't even jokingly do it about her.
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She's great. The hardest part is I
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usually follow her because, you know, we
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flip-flop, but
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>> we flip the coin.
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>> You're the senior in the class.
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>> She's she's a freshman,
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>> right? And she I will safely say she's
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hard to follow. Uh
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>> so anyway,
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>> wait a wait wait wait a minute. Wait a
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minute. Say that again.
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>> She's hard to follow.
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>> Really?
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Oh, I didn't see that one coming.
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>> Sorry, I was just just coming back.
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Okay, so continue.
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>> No, you go. Why?
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>> Oh, the act. Oh, okay.
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Mhm.
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>> I know. Well, she wears these heels and
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if you follow her, you might fall over.
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Is that what you mean? Is that what you
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Is that it? Is that what you're talking
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about?
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>> By the way, she is slightly taller than
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me already. And then she has
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heels that can only be last used on the
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Kiss Destroyer album cover where they're
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on sevenin heels and um I know I know
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well everyone's done bit people have
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done bits about this but you go to
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security you're going to your suitcase
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is up there and you take your shoes off
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and all of a sudden the women go you
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know I've never felt taller than when
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the women take their shoes off at
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security. That's all I'm saying. you
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know, that is where I hang out. Uh, but
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>> really
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>> to even the playing field just for like
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an hour before my flight.
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But my buddy Bobby Miamoto says he asked
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a girl out and she goes,
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>> "But I'm taller than you and I want to
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date a guy that I can wear heels
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around." And she goes, he goes, "I think
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it's you shouldn't assume I'm going to
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take you somewhere you're going to have
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to wear heels."
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That was his way out of it.
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>> That's pretty good. He says it better.
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Thank you. I got into that joke and I'm
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like, I don't remember how this pays
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off.
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>> But it actually
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kind of a smart rejoiner. Well, why do
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you why are you going to have heels on
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when you're in my bedroom,
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>> right? When you're at Taco Bell.
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>> Bobb's a He's a
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>> He's got some sneaky bits.
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>> He's got some game, too. That guy. He's
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a women.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. All right.
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>> He does a good job. Oh, if you say so.
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>> By the way, speaking of Las Vegas,
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>> Bobby,
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>> back at Caesars in September. But that
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aside,
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>> tickets now. But that aside,
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>> okay, just give us the
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>> What else they did this weekend there
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was I just saw this in the paper. The
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enhancement games. What are they then?
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>> Uh, that's where it's the athletes can
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juice any way they want. HGH, TRT,
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whatever they want to do. They can be
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guinea pigs. Yeah. Peptides, tides, out
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of
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>> Yeah.
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>> And then they compete and they smash
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world records.
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>> HBO
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>> and TBS.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Uh family and friends on HBO
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Max.
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>> It's all there. Right. So they they
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There's a guy.
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>> I just saw one clip.
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>> It's kind of a funny idea.
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>> Well, is it on Can I watch it today?
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>> I don't know. Oh, I only saw a picture,
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but it was I All I heard was 25 million
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in prizes. That's a lot.
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>> Yeah, there's only two guys competing.
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>> I think people could get into it if it
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gets some traction because one guy did
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100 push-ups. Now,
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>> it's not a lot for me and you, but for
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most people
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>> that's doable. But he did the kind which
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you know and I know because we're
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athletes.
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>> Yeah. Yeah,
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>> but two guys standing there like this
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and he does them on their hands, so it's
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kind of wiggly.
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>> Oh,
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>> and that's harder.
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>> Definitely. It's really hard. I did um
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77 push-ups in seventh grade.
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>> Dana James Carvey.
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>> Look, you know, I like to say strong in
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the upper body. You know, they'd call me
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my nickname in eighth grade was PD
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push-up, but actually I did 40 pull-ups
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when I was 12. Lie one. No, here's the
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explanation.
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>> I used to say to me,
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>> they allowed you, you didn't have to go
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like this. You could do this swinging
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gymnastics motion. And a guy, I held the
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record in the school for like an hour.
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And then this guy was like had a beard.
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He's like an hour. Let me try it. And he
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did like 52. Buy it. Go ahead. So, what
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else happened? So, that that hurt your
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ticket draw or what?
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>> No, I'm just saying it was also
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interesting. I played golf in the
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boiling heat, but it wasn't that boiling
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this weekend.
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>> Uh, overall it was super fun and uh
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nothing huge to report.
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>> Well, what's the vibe? I What time is
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your show? Okay, inside baseball alert.
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What time does the show start? 8.
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>> Starts at 8. Thank god.
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>> Not bad. Do you have a
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>> in case I ever need you, Dana? It starts
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at 8 because Dana Carvey did me a favor
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once and covered for me with Ray Romano
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at the Mirage.
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>> Ray, wonderful guy. Hilarious guy.
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>> Wonderful. I love I don't give Dana one
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tiny bit of information. The show starts
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at 10:00, which is an eternity. Eat
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dinner around 6:37,
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you're dying on the vine. And then the
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show starts. And at 10, they always go,
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we're going to hold it a little bit till
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it fills up. Okay, now we're at 10:15.
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Then someone goes up first. Now we're at
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10:30. Q Dana. And he gets off. That's
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late. But I went back for more
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punishment. We've talked about this.
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>> Well, I booked it in July without
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thinking. So it was 120 flights were
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cancelled. Half the hotel was empty. And
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they held and held and held. And I the
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crew guys were so so nice. so nice. But
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as I was playing it, I I just said to
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them, "Well, I I I'll never do this
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again because I have farmers, so I can
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be, you know, I can do an 8:00 show
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fine, but for me to get up at 7, wait 19
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hours in my room, and then get on stage
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kind of at 11. I mean, it's not I can't
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even I don't can't do the math." But the
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guys were like, "Really? You're never
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coming back?" But I I don't know why,
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but they closed the whole hotel after
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that. turned into something else.
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>> That was saying I shut it.
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>> That was a tiny bit of it.
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>> I saw them rebuilding the Mirage. It's
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now the hard rock and they have a
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>> a huge guitar.
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>> They ripped out that beautiful volcano.
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I thought that was so cool. But
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>> I thought they Go ahead. Sorry.
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>> They just put a huge guitar and the
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guitar
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>> bottom of it is rooms
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>> and the neck is going to be like laser
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beams for strings or something.
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>> Well, I like that. I mean, I just think
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it's kind of weird that what the actual
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name when it opens because they had a
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hard rock and now this they're calling
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this harder rock and I thought that was
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an awkward thing to do, but it actually
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the final name will be the harder rock.
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>> Yeah, I stayed at the soft rock. What
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the hell?
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>> You even smile.
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>> Oh, no. You're already thinking of the
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next.
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>> Yeah, I know. I was like harder rock.
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Okay, what can I do with that?
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>> The softer rock.
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>> Yeah, soft rock. Hey,
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we got the soft hits. You're on fotw
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fly on the wall. It's fly. It's 10:21 on
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Fly on the Wall. 10:27 on the Dane Rock.
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>> Do you consider us soft rock podcasting?
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>> No, I love I love um Metallica. I like
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heavy metal a lot.
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>> But just our vibe is more softer rock
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than like a I guess Rogue. I don't know
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what shows we could compare it to. Well,
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it's, you know, I mean, I just answer
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that for a second, David. Are we soft
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rocker? We could be. We could be.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I'm not. Yeah. Come on. I'm not kidding
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around here.
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>> Let's get serious. Let's get some
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serious folks.
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>> Right. And here's Linda Ronstat with
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Midnight Blue.
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>> It's not hard rock.
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>> His cooling the gang with gangy cool.
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I'm trying to 70s.
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>> I do this in my act. Cool in the gang. I
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go, here's one for the virgins.
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>> What was it?
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>> Celebration.
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No, I said celibate. Celibate. I'll
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never lose it.
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That was not cool again. That was a
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different one.
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>> I love really bad puns.
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>> I love
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>> I love song parodies that are [ __ ]
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wrong. Yeah, I'm working on I may debut
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it because I just for fun was working on
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some guitar stuff for our gig in
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Saratoga June 14th. Tickets are going
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fast.
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>> Low ticket warning.
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>> I just thought Neil Young has this song
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Cinnamon Girl, so I I I might do a
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thing. It'll give away the joke.
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Cinnabon Girl. The premise is that he
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sold his catalog and now they're making
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commercials. I wanna live with a
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Cinnabun girl. I mean, that's gonna be
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the audience is gonna stand up. Wow.
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>> And then at the end, the voice over goes
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Cinnabun at your local mall, strip mall
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next to Panda Express.
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>> Then I've got Neil Young from
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McDonald's. Well, I dreamed I saw the
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golden arches
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in the yellow haze of the sun. There
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were burgers frying and I ate lion. And
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the pickle hit the buns. That's good
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ending.
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>> I know.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Uh I can't believe I finished that now.
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I can't do it at Saratoga.
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>> No, you can. They want
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>> I have the guitar detail.
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>> They want to hear the hits. Give them
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the [ __ ] they like.
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>> Isn't that special? Don't be a girly
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man. Got to do it.
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>> They like this one cuz they just heard
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it and they go, I hope he does one with
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Pickle and I hope Spade comes out and
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does the tomato popping out of
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hamburger.
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Well, you better bring it. We do
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Saratoga. You better bring it.
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>> Are you going to bring it?
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>> No, I got a new one. Here's
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>> I'll bring it.
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>> Okay, good. I just
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>> But I'm working on the pickle because
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he's a little greasy and he slides out
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like this.
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>> He slides out because he acts like
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nothing's going on.
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>> Oh, this is a followup to your tomato
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flying out of his
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>> coming out of the of the cheeseburger.
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He slides out like this, but he acts
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like he's not leaving, but he's just
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like slowly inching back. Then he onto
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your car seat.
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>> Here's a pickle. Because they have a
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they have a gun. They shoot the pickle
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into the bun. This is a pickle coming
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out of the gun just sitting there. Yeah.
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How you doing, man? What's up?
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>> I Okay,
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>> we've reached new heights. No, we are
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going to get to stories sooner than
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later because we have so many of these
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new stories, but I don't have much to
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report on my
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>> weekend and my life. Nikki was great.
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So, we'll say that she stayed for the
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AMA awards and no doubt and I
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I cruised. Oh, that's right. That was on
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last night.
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Who won?
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>> The AMAs
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aren't quite as
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>> Well, I'm not I'm not against them. I
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just I was watching Doc, you know,
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doctor show.
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>> Oh, I was watching Euphoria.
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>> I don't watch any shows, but I happen to
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be home usually on Sundays. I flip
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around.
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>> I hit it and then you can do rewind on
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Direct TV where it starts from the
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beginning. Sydney Sweeney is quite has,
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as my mom would say, she's got huge
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boobs. No, my mom says very busty. and
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she busted them out last night. But I do
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like Zenia's story better. I think I've
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said this. It's very controversial that
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I picked that side, but they really The
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old Euphoria, it's not like that. It's
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really just following these two mega
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stars.
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>> Okay. And they're just going
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>> and Jacob Allorti. They're two separate
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stories, but Jacob Allorti is a
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>> Oh, J is in it.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, okay. I didn't know.
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>> And uh the girl that plays Maddie, I
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don't know her name, but she's actually
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the sleeper of the whole thing. She's
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great. Really cute girl and she's really
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good in it. So I get um
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it's a little rougher on the edge. A
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little uncut gemsy because there's way
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more going on than the old
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Alexa Demi. Yeah. Well, I tried to get
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my wife to watch it. So I read the by
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line. Hey honey, it's a show. I don't
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know. Sydney Sween. Here it is. Sydney
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Sweeney on all fours wearing a dollar a
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dog collar finds out her true love is
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actually
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I couldn't read the rest of it on on
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this show but
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>> no we we went to a housing show people
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searching for homes in Venice
00:17:02
>> you're like um we took a walk to the
00:17:05
pumpkin patch on our farm to clear our
00:17:08
heads
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>> now we go out and feed the horses we're
00:17:12
really connecting to the horses
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and they jump around with joy and we
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give them carrots and little horse
00:17:18
cookies and they're just
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>> You could do an Instagram about your
00:17:22
horses and people like it. They like to
00:17:24
calm down in life.
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>> Well, horses calm you down. I mean,
00:17:28
they're not the sharpest knife in the
00:17:30
drawer. They're not the crispiest chip
00:17:32
in the bag, but they're adorable. And
00:17:35
one is going to have a baby in July and
00:17:38
I'll be out there and my Instagram's
00:17:39
going to blow up. You wanted action?
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Here's a baby. Fourth of July baby.
00:17:44
They're not the brightest bulb on the
00:17:46
strip.
00:17:47
>> What's the best way to say someone's not
00:17:49
very smart?
00:17:50
>> I like brightest bulb on the strip
00:17:52
because there's so many light bulbs in
00:17:53
Las Vegas.
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>> I like this one because it doesn't
00:17:55
totally make sense. They're not the
00:17:57
crispiest chip in the bag.
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>> I like it. Yeah.
00:18:01
>> Like what would we say about Heather?
00:18:04
>> I'm very crisp.
00:18:05
>> She's super crispy. Yeah.
00:18:07
>> Good call.
00:18:10
>> Heather's got game today. I can tell
00:18:12
she's a little,
00:18:13
>> you know,
00:18:14
>> speaking of chips, when I went to get my
00:18:16
uh
00:18:17
>> $32 chips out of the mini bar, I noticed
00:18:19
that
00:18:21
they said they were healthy. Did I
00:18:22
already tell you this?
00:18:23
>> What kind were they? Were they baked?
00:18:25
>> Well, first of all, it only has three
00:18:28
ingredients. And I was like, that's good
00:18:30
because mine have 75,000.
00:18:33
So I said, three is healthier. And the
00:18:35
only ingredients, you tell me. Okay.
00:18:38
>> Potatoes, salt, cancer.
00:18:41
So I'm like most
00:18:42
>> I don't like the third one. I'm just
00:18:43
going to go out. It's a hard take. I'm
00:18:45
going to go out on a limb. I don't like
00:18:46
the third one. I like the first two. It
00:18:48
has potatoes, salt, lug gerri disease.
00:18:53
>> I'm like most of them are good for you.
00:18:55
I don't
00:18:56
>> salt facial paralysis.
00:18:58
>> Yeah.
00:18:59
>> I don't like it.
00:19:00
>> Yeah. Potatoes are a vegetable.
00:19:01
>> Mhm.
00:19:02
>> Salt. You can have some salt.
00:19:05
>> But let me ask you a question.
00:19:07
>> Yeah. Which Jerry Seinfeld hated when I
00:19:09
say that. Don't ask me a question. Don't
00:19:11
say us. That's why I'm here.
00:19:13
>> I know. Love, Jerry. Uh,
00:19:17
so you're kind of like you're going to
00:19:19
the hotel and you I'm not going to
00:19:20
harvest the mini bar. I'm not going to
00:19:21
harvest the mini bar. I'm going to leave
00:19:23
it alone. Sometimes I try to get it
00:19:25
cleaned out, but a lot of times it's
00:19:26
there. It's waiting. So, you have a
00:19:29
13-hour travel day, a delayed flight.
00:19:31
You're we're going to like chop all
00:19:33
that. By the time you get there, all
00:19:36
that promise to yourself goes out the
00:19:38
window. You're in the corner with just
00:19:41
your underwear on with a Snickers bar, a
00:19:43
Heineken, and some Lays potato chips
00:19:45
crying.
00:19:48
Has that ever happened to you or
00:19:50
>> I'm literally just chewing it out of the
00:19:52
mini bar because I'm too I don't have
00:19:54
time to grab it.
00:19:56
>> I know. Well, they line up all the It's
00:19:59
It's really It's every kind of
00:20:00
hedonistic thing you could have. The
00:20:02
chips, soda, booze, just vodka. I don't
00:20:06
touch any of that, but
00:20:08
>> Yeah. like you do.
00:20:10
>> They've got also it's mostly where my
00:20:14
friends just say, "Oh, there's some free
00:20:16
candy." And then they just load up like
00:20:19
a Halloween. They put it in a pillowcase
00:20:21
and I go, "I think I pay for this." They
00:20:23
go, "Well, you do." Yeah, free me.
00:20:27
>> I know. They
00:20:28
>> But then I go I go, "Let's go out in the
00:20:31
hallway to the maid cart or as I call
00:20:36
it, the gift shop." And then I go, I'll
00:20:38
take a little shampoo, a water, a towel.
00:20:43
>> Well, I ordered a large bottle of
00:20:46
sparkling water. Guess what? It was
00:20:50
>> $47.
00:20:51
>> $5.
00:20:51
>> No. What?
00:20:52
>> It was over 30. Yeah.
00:20:54
>> I love I wanted to under guess to make
00:20:56
your story really pop.
00:21:00
>> Dana, have you ever caught yourself
00:21:01
mid-sentence and think, "Wow, maybe I
00:21:04
shouldn't have had that extra coffee
00:21:05
this morning." Mhm.
00:21:07
>> Yeah, you have.
00:21:08
>> Yeah,
00:21:08
>> I have too. Or that time I realized my
00:21:10
flossing game was more of an optional
00:21:12
hobby than a routine habit. It's funny
00:21:14
how little things in your mouth can make
00:21:16
a big difference in how you feel about
00:21:17
yourself. And that's exactly
00:21:19
>> why I love what Smile Generation does.
00:21:22
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00:21:24
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00:21:32
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00:21:34
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00:21:39
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00:21:58
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00:22:00
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near you. I want to do something right
00:22:16
now because I I just thought it'd be fun
00:22:18
to do it as more of a reoccurring. This
00:22:19
is Scooby-Doo
00:22:21
uh Scooby-Doo News and I'll start and
00:22:23
David's going to play Scooby-Doo and I
00:22:25
I'll play uh what's this guy the guy's
00:22:27
name? Shaggy.
00:22:28
>> Shaggy.
00:22:30
>> Well, Scoob, the straight of hormones is
00:22:32
still closed. If it doesn't open up
00:22:35
soon, gas prices are going to stay high,
00:22:37
and that'll be tough on the midterms for
00:22:39
the Republicans.
00:22:43
Here's Qar, man.
00:22:47
You're supposed to say Rutro. Rutro.
00:22:51
Scooby's getting smarter. He's really
00:22:53
thinking things through.
00:22:54
>> I know. He's wondering one of the other
00:22:56
countries how they feel.
00:22:57
>> Heather, give us another news story.
00:23:00
>> And you're going to do Scooby news?
00:23:01
>> Yeah.
00:23:02
>> Oh boy.
00:23:03
>> Any story?
00:23:04
>> Uh, David's not allowed to turn off the
00:23:07
AC in his hotel rooms ever.
00:23:09
>> Oh, I couldn't turn off the AC in my
00:23:11
hotel.
00:23:12
>> Well, geez Scoo
00:23:14
comedian David Spade isn't allowed to
00:23:17
turn the air conditioning off in his
00:23:19
hotel rooms.
00:23:21
>> Rut row.
00:23:22
>> There you go. Bye. I got it.
00:23:27
>> I'm like 76.
00:23:29
>> No, just
00:23:31
that's that's your that's your
00:23:32
punchline.
00:23:33
>> Oh, it is.
00:23:34
>> Yeah.
00:23:35
>> I will tell you now that we're getting
00:23:36
into this. I did not want to get into
00:23:38
this.
00:23:39
>> Oh, boy.
00:23:41
>> These are big problems.
00:23:44
>> When I went to bed, have you ever had a
00:23:46
light you couldn't turn off when you're
00:23:47
on the road and you can't figure it out,
00:23:48
so you go to sleep by light on in your
00:23:50
room?
00:23:51
>> Yes. Or curtains you can't close. Right.
00:23:53
Sure. Sure.
00:23:54
>> So, I had all those things plus I
00:23:57
usually get it wired by the second
00:23:58
night, but I'm usually gone by the
00:24:00
second night. So, my AC, for some
00:24:03
reason, I can't find the off switch. And
00:24:05
Nikki has the same kind of room like
00:24:07
Nikki. Nikki, help me. She said, "Mine
00:24:09
has an off switch." I was like,
00:24:11
>> "It doesn't have an off switch,
00:24:14
>> right? Or I can't find it."
00:24:16
>> Well, where did she tell you where to
00:24:18
look for it?
00:24:19
>> No. I was too embarrassed to go out back
00:24:22
for a second. She's like, she probably
00:24:24
got off the phone and goes, "This [ __ ]
00:24:27
doesn't know how to find off on the, you
00:24:30
know, AC." So, I left it at that. I
00:24:33
don't She looks up to me like I'm some
00:24:35
tough guy, you know, so I got to keep
00:24:36
that rep.
00:24:37
>> I know. I know.
00:24:38
>> Everyone does.
00:24:38
>> Yeah. So, I call down the maintenance
00:24:41
guy comes up
00:24:43
>> and he goes, "Oh, yeah. We can turn this
00:24:45
off. We do it from an iPad."
00:24:49
Why is that peculiar to me? H
00:24:54
>> yeah, I'm living in Nazi Germany.
00:24:56
>> That's the problem. Those big fancy
00:24:58
suites. Yeah, because you can't just
00:25:01
open the curtain. There's all kinds of
00:25:03
code and everything.
00:25:05
>> Yeah. So, it's like opening a safe.
00:25:07
Anyway, god forbid I even remember to
00:25:09
bring my key to my goddamn room. It's a
00:25:11
22,000 step trek to the front desk. Have
00:25:15
you done a two-mile trek and you get
00:25:17
your key, you're done the gig, you're
00:25:19
exhausted and it doesn't work.
00:25:21
>> It doesn't go and you got to go down
00:25:24
>> or you you find a phone in the hallway,
00:25:26
you excuse me. Excuse me. That's just
00:25:29
room seven.
00:25:30
>> Have you tried tried tried opening the
00:25:33
door? They never believe you. Have you
00:25:35
tried turning the knob?
00:25:37
>> Uh, we'll have security up there in 44
00:25:39
minutes. I'm always like laying on the
00:25:41
carpet when they come in.
00:25:44
>> And that's been Road Stories. I'm trying
00:25:48
to brand our segments, but I want to
00:25:50
bring up a subject because it's been I
00:25:52
think you might have a hot take on it.
00:25:54
The
00:25:56
the the increasing use
00:25:59
in the media of the word slop. Slop has
00:26:05
always been around, but have you noticed
00:26:06
in the last 10 weeks it's just ah that's
00:26:09
slop, this is slop.
00:26:12
>> Um,
00:26:13
what do you think slop means?
00:26:16
>> Uh, you know, this is a good question
00:26:18
and I wasn't ready for it, but I have to
00:26:21
say I have caught myself seeing that
00:26:24
word and going I didn't think it was
00:26:27
catching on, but I think it is.
00:26:29
>> Oh, I see. I did. If you use it in the
00:26:31
sentence,
00:26:32
>> just tell the viewers like a weird,
00:26:34
that's when I go, is this something
00:26:36
people are saying now?
00:26:38
>> If you see some kind of live streaming
00:26:41
show or something, oh, that's just slop,
00:26:43
you know, that's just slop. Yeah. You
00:26:46
see a comedian
00:26:48
>> not put together well.
00:26:50
>> Yeah. Just his new material is just
00:26:52
slop. It's nothing to do with you
00:26:54
though, just at you. Yeah. nothing to do
00:26:57
with you
00:26:58
>> because everyone at the show this
00:27:00
weekend said my act was slopp and I
00:27:02
thought it was flattering.
00:27:04
>> But this this offends me because
00:27:06
actually in olden days in cowboy times,
00:27:08
you know, you'd have like they'd put all
00:27:10
this whatever they had left and just
00:27:13
serve like beans and rice and corn and a
00:27:18
carrot or two and they would call it
00:27:19
slop.
00:27:21
>> Now they're applying it to media.
00:27:24
>> We loved it. And we loved it. In my day,
00:27:28
we didn't have flame retardant
00:27:30
sleepwear. If you went to bed sw
00:27:33
smoking, you woke up engulfed in flames.
00:27:36
WHOOPDEED DO. I'M A BURNING CORPSE AND I
00:27:39
love it.
00:27:41
My day flaming hot Cheetos. We swallowed
00:27:44
red ants. Just so people know, this is
00:27:48
the grumpy old man, an old guy who just
00:27:50
loves the past. And I'm I'm working on
00:27:54
one where he's going to talk about, you
00:27:55
know, social media and Bluetooth and
00:27:57
stuff. Okay. But
00:27:59
>> there was a time when David, this guy
00:28:01
David Spade,
00:28:03
>> wrote for me a little bit. And you wrote
00:28:06
a grumpy old man joke that still works.
00:28:09
>> Yeah.
00:28:11
Was something about
00:28:14
in in my day, we didn't have latex
00:28:17
condoms. You took a rabbit skimmed AND
00:28:20
TIED IT off with a bungee cord and you
00:28:23
USED THE SAME ONE OVER AND OVER again
00:28:26
and we loved it. I think that I think
00:28:29
that was your joke.
00:28:30
>> That's right. Bungee cord is a funny
00:28:31
term to put in.
00:28:32
>> Bungee cord and a rabbit skin.
00:28:34
>> Mhm.
00:28:35
>> Over a bunch rabbit pilt.
00:28:39
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:41
>> Well, I like flaming hot Cheetos. We had
00:28:43
We chewed up fire ants
00:28:47
and we loved it. Then we were
00:28:48
helicoptered out. That was the turn.
00:28:51
That was Bob Odkirk's turn with that
00:28:53
because we were all sitting around
00:28:55
riffing it, you know, coming up with it.
00:28:57
And the turn was that the guy talks
00:28:59
about how bad it was, but they loved it.
00:29:02
>> Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:29:03
>> That's it was we loved it.
00:29:04
>> Yeah. The turn is that we love it. We
00:29:06
don't complain. We're complaining, but
00:29:08
then we say, "No, we love it."
00:29:10
>> But, you know, I'm going to do stuff
00:29:11
like
00:29:12
>> You're going to go, "We didn't have AI.
00:29:15
We didn't have cell phones. Wait, look
00:29:17
at me. I've got friends. I had one
00:29:21
friend. I wrote him a letter once a year
00:29:24
and I and I never met him. He lived
00:29:26
three miles away, but that's the way it
00:29:29
was. And we
00:29:32
liked it.
00:29:34
>> You liked it or we loved it.
00:29:35
>> I could go either way. I'm not. But
00:29:38
>> you know, you should like like it on
00:29:39
your closer. We loved it. Yeah. And it's
00:29:42
all about the show. We didn't have
00:29:44
comedians on stage struggling to land a
00:29:47
joke before they get off. We petered out
00:29:50
to silence and random booze and that was
00:29:53
the way it was. And we liked it. Wait,
00:29:56
we loved it.
00:29:57
>> Yeah. We didn't have comedians. We had
00:30:00
one random guy would light himself on
00:30:04
fire. We laughed and laughed.
00:30:07
>> Yeah. We didn't have a comedian in town.
00:30:10
We had a GUY WE CALLED SMARTASS. His
00:30:13
name was Smarty Ass. And he was the
00:30:15
funniest guy around.
00:30:19
>> So, we're done with that one.
00:30:22
>> No, I just run out of jokes.
00:30:24
>> Yeah, I know.
00:30:25
>> Should we go to stories?
00:30:26
>> Let's Let's go to stories.
00:30:28
>> You have it in you.
00:30:29
>> We got a big day ahead of us. Oh, by the
00:30:32
way, would you on the beach, would you
00:30:33
rather have David Spade shows his
00:30:36
jaw-dropping physique or David Spade
00:30:39
flaunts his incredible abs if you were
00:30:42
at the beach and got got on Daily Mail?
00:30:45
>> Oh,
00:30:48
it's better than busty display. I'm
00:30:50
taking seriously. I don't want any
00:30:52
picture my shirt off. I'll never take my
00:30:53
shirt off at the beach again.
00:30:55
Do you ever not Did you ever notice how
00:30:58
guys who lived in the gym, no matter
00:31:00
what, their shirt's coming off. Hey,
00:31:02
look, the cloud went away.
00:31:05
>> Look, it came back. Comes off anyway.
00:31:10
>> No, they touch the sand.
00:31:15
>> Yeah, we'll never know what's beneath
00:31:17
that.
00:31:17
>> I don't know. I'm too scared. I've
00:31:18
gotten bad pictures on the beach. I
00:31:20
don't like it.
00:31:21
>> Uh, okay. Here we go. Sam Elliot. One of
00:31:24
your favorites, Sam Elliot.
00:31:25
>> Love him.
00:31:26
>> Did something I didn't know he did.
00:31:28
>> Okay.
00:31:29
>> Know you were Smokeoky the Bear.
00:31:31
>> Well, apparently you do.
00:31:35
>> Laughs too hard.
00:31:36
>> Only you can prevent wildfires.
00:31:38
>> You know what was interesting is I've
00:31:41
been doing that voice for a long time.
00:31:43
Not the commercials that they're doing
00:31:45
now. Now he's very talkative. He's
00:31:47
>> like he talks too much. He's got
00:31:49
something to say.
00:31:50
>> I'm just amazed by his voice. We were
00:31:52
born I was born
00:31:54
>> on the same day and year that that
00:31:57
campaign began.
00:31:59
>> Wow. On the exact same day.
00:32:01
>> On the exact same day.
00:32:03
>> When was that?
00:32:04
>> Alien intervention.
00:32:06
>> Wow. Unbelievable.
00:32:07
>> Yeah.
00:32:08
>> 1944.
00:32:11
>> Um 44. So he's
00:32:13
>> 28 years old. Okay.
00:32:16
>> Um he I like you know what he used to
00:32:18
say? Only you can prevent forest fires,
00:32:23
>> right? And now
00:32:24
>> it's wildfires.
00:32:26
>> Oh, wildfires.
00:32:28
And now it's like only you can prevent
00:32:32
climate change.
00:32:34
>> Oh, yeah. What about this one?
00:32:38
>> Ace is a place with the helpful
00:32:39
hardware, man.
00:32:41
Well, that's kind that's nons. We're
00:32:44
moving on from Smoky the Bear to to our
00:32:48
>> Ace is a place with the helpful hardware
00:32:50
folks.
00:32:53
>> Ace is a place with the careful hard on
00:32:55
man.
00:32:56
>> Ace is a place where the helpful
00:32:58
hardware people that are employees, but
00:33:00
we don't want to offend you.
00:33:01
>> I gave you a sex joke and you didn't
00:33:02
even go for it.
00:33:03
>> I know. I don't like wiener jokes
00:33:05
anymore and I don't like when you do
00:33:06
them all the time.
00:33:07
Okay, let me make a note because I won't
00:33:10
remember.
00:33:11
>> No, I switched it around on you. No, I
00:33:13
do a lot of weird jokes.
00:33:15
>> I almost said that the the mini bars
00:33:18
have like
00:33:19
>> blue chew, Viagra, and boner pills.
00:33:23
They have a lot of stuff in there that
00:33:24
you
00:33:25
>> Oh, they have an intimacy kit. Some of
00:33:26
these hotels, a little box with just
00:33:28
intimacy toys.
00:33:30
>> I know. Intimacy.
00:33:31
>> I've never opened it. Can you tell me
00:33:33
what's in it? I like when the hooker
00:33:35
says, "Is there anything for intimacy
00:33:38
when we make love?" In a minute.
00:33:41
Is there anything in here for not
00:33:42
gagging when we make love? Is there any
00:33:45
intimacy gags and whips?
00:33:49
There's Yeah, they have a whip, but it's
00:33:51
only It's only this long, so it doesn't
00:33:53
really do much.
00:33:55
>> Can you grab me one of those intimacy
00:33:57
butt plugs? Okay, that's far. Too far.
00:34:00
>> Oh, wiener and butt plugs. We have now
00:34:02
Ding ding ding ding. started it and then
00:34:03
I went back. I said, "Oh, open season.
00:34:05
>> I just won $300,000 on Polyar." I bet
00:34:09
that you would say we
00:34:11
>> Why don't we get sponsored by them? We
00:34:13
could think of the dumbest bets
00:34:14
>> that you would say we above plugs during
00:34:16
this exact episode within 3 seconds of
00:34:19
each other. So, for that, I say thank
00:34:21
you.
00:34:23
>> I say thank you.
00:34:24
>> Whereas Gar would say
00:34:27
thank you.
00:34:29
My name's Gar.
00:34:30
>> My name's Gar. Do you Where's the Gar
00:34:33
wig? I was just saying that.
00:34:35
>> Where's the Gar wig? I have a Joe Dirt
00:34:37
wig.
00:34:39
>> You know what?
00:34:41
>> The original original I don't know where
00:34:43
it is, but
00:34:45
>> you know, funny funnily enough.
00:34:48
>> Mhm.
00:34:48
>> G would never get a summer cut, by the
00:34:51
way.
00:34:52
>> No, Gar is like Batman or Superman. He's
00:34:54
got a uniform. It's the flannel, the
00:34:56
t-shirt, that hair, and those glasses.
00:34:59
>> Look at his face.
00:35:02
I know. Look how buffy that is. That's
00:35:05
>> I know. Bufonteism. I like it.
00:35:07
>> That's a terrible buffonte. Heather,
00:35:09
what would you like Gar to say to you?
00:35:12
>> You looking good, Heather.
00:35:14
>> Hey, Heather. Hope you don't mind me
00:35:16
saying this, but you're looking good.
00:35:19
>> Sexual harassment.
00:35:21
>> Swing. Swing. Swing.
00:35:22
>> Swing is harassment for sure.
00:35:28
Yeah, this is this podcast is so funny.
00:35:31
I love it. I love it.
00:35:34
>> Oh, that's a new one. I like that he's
00:35:35
mid laugh in that photo.
00:35:37
>> Yeah, it's it's a very happy. Hey, David
00:35:40
Spade, nice to see you again. How many
00:35:42
push-ups can you do?
00:35:44
>> That guy did a 100 cuz he's a baby man.
00:35:46
>> Yeah. And back when I was in my prime, I
00:35:49
do six million push-ups and my pectorals
00:35:52
would be like garbage can size. You
00:35:56
should see my romboids.
00:35:58
Now all I do is wear a tuxedo. Every day
00:36:01
I put on my tuxedo and that's what I
00:36:04
wear. David Speed, in case you guys need
00:36:06
me for the podcast, David Speed, I could
00:36:10
very easily take your little chicken
00:36:12
arms and make a make a little chicken
00:36:15
stew out of them.
00:36:17
Chicken stew. It doesn't make sense.
00:36:20
>> I like it.
00:36:22
>> You do?
00:36:23
>> Yeah, I do like that.
00:36:24
>> All right. All right. We're talking
00:36:27
about
00:36:27
>> All right. Next story.
00:36:28
>> Next one. Then I'll come back with a
00:36:30
puppet.
00:36:32
>> Oh, hang on. Okay.
00:36:33
>> Good girl, Kiki.
00:36:34
>> Oh, cute.
00:36:36
>> Oh, it's a dog and a little a little
00:36:39
lamb's in a little cart. Mary had a
00:36:41
little lamb and he had a
00:36:43
>> Oh, and he can steer.
00:36:45
>> Is Kiki doing it? Is he steering the
00:36:48
cart? The little [ __ ] Kiki. Yeah.
00:36:51
>> Jeez. It's
00:36:52
>> good girl.
00:36:53
>> Let's see if she can parallel park.
00:36:59
Solid hype, man, too. I think it's a a
00:37:02
lamb on a platform.
00:37:04
>> You turn it. Turn.
00:37:06
>> Oh, Kiki. I'm jealous people with all
00:37:09
that land just to [ __ ] around.
00:37:10
>> That's a good girl. That's a good girl.
00:37:12
>> Then you would be jealous of me.
00:37:14
>> I I am jealous.
00:37:15
>> Whoops.
00:37:17
>> Turn, Kiki. You're going to kill a
00:37:19
rabbit.
00:37:22
>> What if she flipped and exploded?
00:37:26
>> Kiki, get away from the gas truck.
00:37:30
>> Kiki. Kiki, fly like you did yesterday
00:37:33
when I dropped acid. Kiki, please fly.
00:37:38
What was I going to say? Something with
00:37:39
the new house.
00:37:40
>> That's when people have a lot of spare
00:37:41
time. What do you think we should do
00:37:43
today? I don't know. Maybe put Kiki on
00:37:44
some kind of put some wheels under
00:37:46
there. Little electric thing we control
00:37:48
it with. Just have her go around the
00:37:50
whole property.
00:37:50
>> Kiki can't walk. Is that the problem? Or
00:37:52
Kiki's just having some fun?
00:37:56
>> What do we think?
00:37:56
>> Kiki.
00:37:57
>> Legs don't work, bro.
00:37:59
>> No, I think Kiki was just napping up
00:38:01
there and they could remove it around.
00:38:03
>> I don't think Kiki was steering it. I
00:38:05
don't think Kiki knows what was going
00:38:06
on.
00:38:07
>> Kiki, don't lose that number. All right,
00:38:09
let's uh try another one.
00:38:10
>> Okay, come on.
00:38:12
>> We did good.
00:38:13
>> Kiki was interesting.
00:38:14
>> I don't believe that that um
00:38:18
that goat nuke anything's going on.
00:38:20
Goodbye.
00:38:21
>> Tell me if you would do this. Hold on.
00:38:23
Let's see.
00:38:24
>> Mhm.
00:38:25
>> Is that what you like? Stuff about a
00:38:27
goat on a cart.
00:38:28
>> Is that like I like different things.
00:38:31
>> Go ahead.
00:38:33
>> Okay. Sorry, this is bungee.
00:38:38
>> Would you do this other?
00:38:40
>> All right, so keep your head nice and
00:38:42
tucked in. Keep your legs nice and
00:38:43
relaxed.
00:38:46
>> All right, you ready? Three, two, ONE.
00:38:52
>> Would you trust it, though?
00:38:54
>> Well, wait a minute. It's supposed to go
00:38:56
down and then come back. It's
00:38:57
>> No, there's no bungee.
00:38:59
>> Oh, there's no bungee. Let me see it
00:39:01
again. and hoping they hit that [ __ ]
00:39:03
mini [ __ ]
00:39:07
>> Not a chance.
00:39:09
>> It's all dingy and a little bit of wind
00:39:12
cuz everyone's got diarrhea when they
00:39:13
hit.
00:39:15
>> All right, you ready?
00:39:17
>> Three, TWO,
00:39:23
>> HEATHER. Heather takes her yes back. Now
00:39:26
it's a no.
00:39:30
>> She She's done. Have you ever jumped out
00:39:32
a plane, Dana, or no?
00:39:33
>> Jumped out a plane? No. I'm
00:39:35
>> scared.
00:39:36
>> I'm nervous in the plane. Why would I
00:39:38
add to it? Jump out. But
00:39:41
>> um would you go on that ride at Six
00:39:44
Flags where they bring you up and then
00:39:46
they, you know, then you just free drop?
00:39:48
>> No.
00:39:48
>> I went there with Harper once and she's
00:39:50
like, "Let's go on the car crash." It's
00:39:52
like you you go 90 miles an hour and hit
00:39:54
like a telephone pole. I'm like, "What?
00:39:57
People are calling lawyers. You're like
00:39:59
on this. They put
00:40:02
pick you up off the wheel. That's what I
00:40:04
want to do. I went to a go-kart place in
00:40:07
Montana and it was kind of these
00:40:09
rednecks. Okay, here's your guy. Get in
00:40:11
your go-kart. And then they joined us in
00:40:13
the go-kart. Me and my friends. So,
00:40:15
suddenly they're challenging us.
00:40:19
They were just running the cash.
00:40:20
Suddenly they're going racing us.
00:40:22
>> So, I got real competitive. It was a I
00:40:25
had a friend next to me. So, it was a
00:40:26
tooth thing. And I went around. And I
00:40:27
swooped him and I go, "The hunter
00:40:30
becomes the hunted."
00:40:31
>> Now the teachers become the pupil.
00:40:34
>> Whoops. The students become the
00:40:36
principal and then maybe will become the
00:40:40
county controller.
00:40:41
>> Now the city comproller becomes the
00:40:44
>> comproller.
00:40:47
I couldn't think of another stupid one.
00:40:49
>> I know.
00:40:51
>> By the way, the city of uh Newport might
00:40:54
blow up. No. City of uh
00:40:55
>> what is it this time?
00:40:56
>> In Orange County,
00:40:59
there's a not a reactor, but there's
00:41:02
something that was so full this weekend
00:41:04
and hot. They said, "We're just going to
00:41:07
casually evacuate 40,000 people."
00:41:11
And that's probably Here's the trick,
00:41:14
though. It's 10 miles away.
00:41:16
>> Well, from LA, it's probably 30, 40
00:41:18
miles, right?
00:41:19
>> Mhm. They said in a 10 mile radius you
00:41:22
have to get out. You know what they
00:41:25
didn't clear out?
00:41:26
>> Mhm.
00:41:28
>> Disneyland.
00:41:31
>> Whoa. Whoa. What? So 40,000 citizens
00:41:36
taxpayers has to be shephered out in
00:41:39
shitty buses.
00:41:40
>> Go wherever you want.
00:41:41
>> We don't give a [ __ ] Just leave.
00:41:43
>> But if you're in a teacup and there's a
00:41:45
wall of toxic mud coming at you, you
00:41:47
just spin around. It smells funny. M.
00:41:52
>> I know when it happened though because,
00:41:53
and I'm not making this up, but they
00:41:55
changed the theme song to that little
00:41:57
cave ride. They go, "It's a stinky world
00:42:00
after all. It's a chemical world that
00:42:04
you're breathing."
00:42:05
>> I I didn't get the
00:42:07
>> I can't think.
00:42:09
I know. It's
00:42:10
>> It's a poison world in this radius.
00:42:14
>> It's It's a poisonous world after all.
00:42:17
Please exit to the right and get out of
00:42:20
here and don't wake up.
00:42:22
>> Yeah, the sewage hut will be waiting for
00:42:25
you. And after that, the plastic
00:42:26
punishment room.
00:42:28
>> That's good. It's uh it's something
00:42:31
chemical. And they said over there's
00:42:32
three of these. Did you hear about this
00:42:34
or not? There's three.
00:42:35
>> No, I did, but not in detail. I didn't.
00:42:38
>> The biggest one that was going to blow
00:42:40
up.
00:42:41
They sent a fireman in over the weekend
00:42:43
or a couple and they found the the
00:42:46
thermometer. I'm hearing only goes to
00:42:49
100. If it goes over 100 or how much it
00:42:51
goes is bad. It stopped but it hit 100,
00:42:54
>> but they don't know how much higher. So
00:42:55
that's
00:42:56
>> because it might explode at that point.
00:42:57
>> Yeah.
00:42:58
>> Oh,
00:42:59
>> and then they found
00:43:01
>> good news, Danny. You wouldn't think it
00:43:02
cuz you're dumb, but there's a crack.
00:43:05
>> And so they said that's actually letting
00:43:08
some of the air out of the balloon.
00:43:09
>> Oh, okay.
00:43:11
>> Now poison air, but it's also saving it
00:43:15
from going
00:43:18
flyback. So, they said it might still
00:43:22
break and spill over the parking lot and
00:43:24
be chemical poison, but they're trying
00:43:27
to tone it down. These are the things
00:43:29
you just never think about and then
00:43:30
you're like, why isn't
00:43:31
>> Well, did you kind of work at a chemical
00:43:34
plant or something? You seem to have
00:43:35
comprehensive knowledge about this.
00:43:37
>> I've seen Silkwood.
00:43:39
>> Yeah.
00:43:40
>> You've seen Silkwood and you've met
00:43:42
Sher? I've seen Silkwood and I've taken
00:43:44
a naked shower and scrubbed myself with
00:43:46
a steel wool brush like Merryill Street.
00:43:49
>> Oh yeah. You remember that scene? Oh
00:43:51
yeah. Isn't it like this? Like cuz she
00:43:53
got nuclear waste or as Trump would call
00:43:57
it dust. We got to get the dust. We need
00:44:00
the dust.
00:44:01
>> It's going to blow up.
00:44:03
>> Going to blow up straight horses.
00:44:05
>> Straight horos.
00:44:07
He's he didn't go to that wedding this
00:44:09
weekend.
00:44:10
Did he have more better things to do
00:44:13
than go to the wedding?
00:44:14
>> I mean, I think I think optically you
00:44:16
can't go to a wedding.
00:44:19
>> Right.
00:44:20
>> I don't think so.
00:44:21
>> Looks bad.
00:44:22
>> And they moved the wedding from the
00:44:24
White House
00:44:26
>> to somewhere else, but
00:44:28
>> Oh, that was his his son getting
00:44:32
married, right? And um Baron didn't
00:44:35
didn't go to the wedding. Everyone
00:44:36
watched it.
00:44:38
>> Was he too tall? Yeah, I knew there was
00:44:40
some. I don't know. And I don't know if
00:44:41
it's true, but I love to gossip. No one
00:44:43
gives a gut. Oh, no. I'm I was doing
00:44:46
Billy Bob for
00:44:47
>> where? What are you doing? You
00:44:51
>> No one gives a godamn
00:44:52
>> No one gives a [ __ ] about sewage. Godamn
00:44:55
it, lady. You can either suck my dick or
00:44:57
step on my dick, but make up your
00:44:59
[ __ ] mind.
00:45:01
>> Is that what he says in Land Man?
00:45:03
>> Land Man. And he says some stuff like,
00:45:05
"No, but yeah, I love it when sewage,
00:45:07
you know, belongs in a container. When
00:45:10
it gets out, I know I get nauseous, you
00:45:12
know, because no, you're a wonderful
00:45:15
chemical alchemy. My poisoning is not my
00:45:18
favorite activity. I'd rather be dryly
00:45:21
humping in the next room." You
00:45:23
>> I like the sewage belongs in a
00:45:25
container.
00:45:27
>> Yeah. Okay,
00:45:28
>> that's very true.
00:45:29
>> Um,
00:45:31
>> next one. Next one. Next Sewage on the
00:45:33
loose is not a good thing.
00:45:34
>> Sewage talk.
00:45:35
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00:46:57
All right. Oh, an older rhino
00:47:01
>> wandered into a town.
00:47:03
>> I like rhinos.
00:47:04
>> It's an older rhino who loves to walk
00:47:07
into town.
00:47:08
>> In my day, we didn't have food trucking
00:47:12
5,000b beast.
00:47:15
>> And they decided,
00:47:16
>> you know, I'd probably stay out of his
00:47:18
way. Let him roam.
00:47:19
>> Yeah.
00:47:22
>> Just Oh, he picked up the pace.
00:47:25
>> Yeah. No.
00:47:28
Oh, there's another rhino.
00:47:30
>> Oh, they're they're they're mating.
00:47:32
That's that's flirtation.
00:47:34
>> That's how I flirt.
00:47:35
>> Yeah.
00:47:37
>> Yeah, that's Nikki Glazer finding
00:47:41
>> who's going to go on first.
00:47:43
>> Yeah, exact
00:47:48
like this. Someone just go on enough.
00:47:55
They're just playing, daddy.
00:47:59
>> Oh, the dog is going.
00:48:00
>> I'm used to rhinos just spinning their
00:48:02
tail up. We got a squirter.
00:48:06
Woo.
00:48:09
>> I hope they're making
00:48:10
>> This is about a woman. They're fighting
00:48:12
to see who gets to mate with the female.
00:48:15
>> [ __ ]
00:48:16
>> It's always about a woman.
00:48:17
>> I thought it was just about a rhino
00:48:19
roaming around at first, but
00:48:20
>> I would have just said I don't think I'd
00:48:22
bother me. Yeah, I don't mind the love
00:48:24
games you're playing, but uh maybe you
00:48:26
could, you know, quiet it down just a
00:48:27
wee tab because uh you know, my hearing
00:48:29
aids just exploded.
00:48:34
>> Why is that so funny? I love it.
00:48:36
>> Oh, something about Woody Allen.
00:48:38
>> You know, um I do like the the way the
00:48:41
dirt kind of builds up in the cracks in
00:48:43
your skin.
00:48:45
I guess it's because he was one of I
00:48:47
guess the first to kind of claim that
00:48:50
sort of complaining the way he would
00:48:52
leap at it like no you're great but uh
00:48:56
you know I'm allergic to Pablum. I just
00:48:58
my my analyst doesn't think I should
00:49:00
have a bowl of Pabum in the morning but
00:49:03
>> please let's not let's not drive
00:49:05
straight into the oncoming traffic.
00:49:07
>> Six. You got you got 300 cardboard
00:49:10
cutouts in that closet of yours.
00:49:13
>> I love Dennis. sees the show, he goes,
00:49:14
"What the [ __ ] happened to these two?"
00:49:17
>> Yeah. Just uh I guess they used to call
00:49:20
it jumping the shark, but it's a little
00:49:22
past that. I think it's it's arm
00:49:24
wrestling a blue whale. I think we're
00:49:26
getting to that level.
00:49:28
>> Even the shark took off.
00:49:30
Not for me.
00:49:33
>> All right, another story and then we'll
00:49:34
get out of here.
00:49:35
>> Yeah, let's get I got
00:49:36
>> We always have to get out of here. We
00:49:37
got so much.
00:49:38
>> Let's make it nice and sweet for the
00:49:40
people. Okay, this is I don't know what
00:49:47
>> when people fall.
00:49:48
>> So he's playing that and on a ski lift.
00:49:51
>> He just waits till people fall.
00:49:53
>> So people fall and he plays that.
00:49:55
>> That's kind of funny.
00:49:56
>> That's, you know, it's kind of like what
00:49:58
are you going to do today? You know, I
00:50:00
don't know. Well, maybe I'll do that. W
00:50:03
>> Did you bring your trombone on?
00:50:04
>> Yes. Yeah. Can you do the negative like
00:50:07
someone just [ __ ] up or fell down? You
00:50:09
mean w
00:50:12
>> here's Dana. This is easier to just
00:50:14
carry on the lift.
00:50:16
>> This is Dave. This is my audio
00:50:18
representation of your set at Caesars.
00:50:20
Ladies and gentlemen, David Spade.
00:50:27
>> Then you hear my theme song come out.
00:50:29
>> What is What
00:50:30
>> song do you come out to?
00:50:32
>> I do different ones. All I For a while I
00:50:34
got on Suspicious Minds. I don't know
00:50:36
why.
00:50:37
>> Oh, that's right. because it makes me
00:50:38
laugh. You come on.
00:50:40
>> There was a big screw up where we had
00:50:42
suspicious finds and it wasn't coming
00:50:43
out for Dane or something. Oh, it was at
00:50:45
the live podcast.
00:50:49
>> They brought it out for Chris Rock
00:50:50
instead, I think.
00:50:51
>> Right. I just came out.
00:50:54
>> We were already out there. It was some
00:50:55
Yeah,
00:50:57
>> but you know, they're trying to do the
00:50:58
right thing, but
00:51:00
>> we have here's a song they'll get mad if
00:51:02
they don't play when they come out.
00:51:03
We're just like, pick some dopey song. I
00:51:05
have in Vegas live my home in Virginia
00:51:08
down 249. It's Elvis singing Promised
00:51:11
Land.
00:51:11
>> Oh, really? Elvis, too? We're both doing
00:51:13
Elvis.
00:51:15
>> Well, sometimes if the music is too
00:51:16
cool, like I would do Inter Sandman by
00:51:19
Metallica
00:51:20
and it was so intense and then it would
00:51:23
cut off and be like I felt like I was a
00:51:26
squeaky little freak up there. Hey
00:51:28
everybody. And then the second before
00:51:30
you just want that to keep going. It's
00:51:31
like tonight and then you go, "Well, I'm
00:51:35
Dana."
00:51:37
Yeah. Was a great heavy metal band, you
00:51:39
know, decibb.
00:51:41
And now I'll I'll do my soft shenanigans
00:51:44
for an hour and a half. The silence left
00:51:47
my hearing in the room.
00:51:49
>> No, it's a perfectly good song. It's
00:51:51
just that, you know, I'd like to
00:51:53
something I can follow, you know, but
00:51:55
yeah, you don't want to be too much.
00:51:57
Louis Cage just walks out, I think. Does
00:51:59
Nikki have a theme? Nikki Glazer.
00:52:02
>> She does, but I can't remember it. She
00:52:04
intros me.
00:52:06
>> Oh, she does Good Girl by her.
00:52:10
>> Well, that's her. Wasn't that the name
00:52:12
of her special? Good girl.
00:52:13
>> Yeah. And then she has a song she wrote
00:52:14
for it.
00:52:15
>> She wrote a song and they and they made
00:52:17
put music to it and everything. That's
00:52:18
kind of
00:52:19
>> She wrote a song. Yeah. She She's
00:52:20
actually a good uh guitar playing
00:52:22
musician.
00:52:23
>> Really? I got to write a song.
00:52:25
>> Just before that it was always Taylor
00:52:26
Swift.
00:52:27
>> Oh, it's always Taylor Swift. And you
00:52:28
know what happened? One of the nights
00:52:30
they mixed up and put Taylor Swift's
00:52:32
Good Girl because
00:52:34
>> she loves Oh, was it Carrie Underwoods?
00:52:36
>> Yeah.
00:52:37
>> Oh, they put the wrong one because
00:52:39
>> Oh.
00:52:41
>> Oh, I just got it.
00:52:43
>> There's,238
00:52:45
songs recorded and released with the
00:52:47
title Good Girl.
00:52:48
>> Well, Nikki's is great. I'm going to
00:52:50
start to
00:52:53
uh
00:52:55
she gives me good intros though. I have
00:52:56
to say Nikki gives a good intro.
00:53:00
Well, I tried to do the whole, you know,
00:53:02
sort of
00:53:04
um UFC thing, David Sp.
00:53:09
>> Oh, yeah. You know that
00:53:11
>> I try to sabotage you. I go, "This next
00:53:13
guy, whatever, Dane. I don't know."
00:53:15
>> Yeah. Some guys think he's funny. Just
00:53:18
It'll be over in 45. I'll be back.
00:53:20
>> I go, "Just be nice, you guys. Be nice."
00:53:22
>> Yeah. He's a beginner. Do you ever have
00:53:25
find this? It's like you're in the hotel
00:53:26
room, you got the gig that night, you're
00:53:28
looking at your notes and all of a
00:53:29
sudden you start going, "God, this needs
00:53:32
a tag. This needs like this." And you
00:53:34
start writing a lot of jokes right
00:53:36
before you go on.
00:53:37
>> Scary, but yeah.
00:53:38
>> Yeah.
00:53:39
>> Mhm.
00:53:39
>> I did something new at Vegas that night
00:53:42
cuz the crowd was so good the first
00:53:43
night.
00:53:44
>> When they're good, you can think more
00:53:46
and you go, you know, I bet I could
00:53:47
squeak this one in and they wouldn't
00:53:49
punish me because they're really on the
00:53:51
vibe. And sometimes like at the comedy
00:53:53
store last week, I was going to try
00:53:55
three things and after the first one I
00:53:56
go, "Nope,
00:53:58
they were not buying."
00:54:00
>> I know. It's the energy rides it. Like I
00:54:02
have this two tags or one tag I'm that I
00:54:06
like. It's It's the bit about um
00:54:08
>> Tonaltra. Does your tongue seem smaller
00:54:10
than it used to be?
00:54:12
>> I do like this.
00:54:13
>> Side effects include elongated torso,
00:54:16
thick matted stomach hair, and sudden
00:54:18
anal closure. And then I wanted to do
00:54:20
one. Do you
00:54:22
Do your hands sp It's diseases that they
00:54:24
feel like they're making up. You see the
00:54:26
commercial. Do your hands contort
00:54:28
spontaneously into offensive positions?
00:54:32
You may be suffering from flip off. Hey
00:54:35
honey, want to go to the beach? Um,
00:54:38
sure.
00:54:42
It's like Tourette's.
00:54:45
>> Uh, right honey. Do you do the raspberry
00:54:49
thumb thumb down sign spontaneously in
00:54:51
embarrassing moments? Hey honey, want to
00:54:54
go to the beach?
00:54:58
>> There you go. It's hard to explain.
00:55:00
>> Honey, guess what? Today is our
00:55:01
anniversary
00:55:05
better. It should be something
00:55:08
but it's like you're trying to stop it.
00:55:10
>> Oh yeah,
00:55:11
>> it's our anniversary.
00:55:12
>> Oh, that's great. Honey,
00:55:15
you might be suffering from raspberry
00:55:17
thumb down.
00:55:19
>> But it's like it's a disease, you know?
00:55:21
>> I used to do this.
00:55:25
>> What was that about?
00:55:26
>> You hit the You hit the button.
00:55:30
>> Want to go to a concert?
00:55:32
Let's do it.
00:55:33
>> Okay. But these are things you don't
00:55:34
want to happen.
00:55:36
>> No, I know. This is different.
00:55:40
>> Okay. One more then I have one more to
00:55:42
go do nothing.
00:55:44
>> I'm going to go hike up a mountain.
00:55:47
>> Okay.
00:55:49
>> Only to say I'm rich. I can do what I
00:55:52
want
00:55:53
>> masterass.
00:55:55
>> A couple days ago this 37y old man was
00:55:58
throwing
00:55:59
>> in danger
00:56:01
by the community. A local recorded it
00:56:03
confronted him. This is in Hawaii where
00:56:05
you don't
00:56:07
throwing rocks at us is a large part of
00:56:09
the reason he went viral. So some
00:56:11
internet said, "Okay, if a fine won't
00:56:14
hurt you, we'll just broadcast your
00:56:15
name, phone number, address, and the
00:56:18
name of the business,"
00:56:20
which I can imagine has been quite the
00:56:21
headache for him. But the law started a
00:56:24
manhunt for him and served him a bit of
00:56:26
street justice before his vacation
00:56:27
ended. He's now also under a federal and
00:56:30
state investigation and is looking at a
00:56:32
fine of up to $50,000.
00:56:33
>> And he's being hung by his nut sack in
00:56:36
Time Square.
00:56:38
>> Well, for throwing a rock at a sea lion.
00:56:41
Was that's what he did?
00:56:43
>> Well, he changed his story a little bit.
00:56:45
Uh he said he was trying to scare it off
00:56:48
or something. He thought it was a shark.
00:56:50
But anyway, I think the beating was
00:56:54
enough. But then they go, "We went and
00:56:56
beat up his wife and kids also."
00:56:59
>> But in Hawaii, they don't play around
00:57:01
with that. If you're
00:57:02
>> We kidnapped him and flew him to
00:57:03
Cambodia.
00:57:04
>> Yeah.
00:57:05
>> And we strung him up under a hula tree
00:57:07
where the local natives threw rocks at
00:57:09
him for seven hours.
00:57:10
>> We covered his newborn baby with fire
00:57:12
ants.
00:57:14
>> He learned his lesson. We had that. We
00:57:16
called the seal and the seal was waiting
00:57:18
for him and hit him with a rock.
00:57:21
>> Uh sea lion, you know the difference
00:57:22
between a sea lion and a shark cuz those
00:57:24
things are once they get out of the
00:57:26
water they're just like a thousand
00:57:27
pounds of
00:57:28
>> What's the difference between a sea lion
00:57:28
and a seal? Go five, four, three.
00:57:31
>> Sea lions are larger and they sometimes
00:57:34
that lion lion sea lions are in the
00:57:35
circus cuz they're lying
00:57:36
>> through through their teeth.
00:57:37
>> Oh, they're lying through their teeth.
00:57:39
>> Sea lion. Hey, the best I could do on
00:57:43
short notice. Yeah.
00:57:44
>> I don't want to hear in the comments how
00:57:46
many times I interrupted Dana. I already
00:57:47
know.
00:57:48
>> Uh,
00:57:50
is that is that what they say that you
00:57:52
interrupt Dana Coffee?
00:57:53
>> Mhm.
00:57:54
>> Is that what the comments say? Well, why
00:57:55
do you keep reading the comments if they
00:57:57
just make you feel bad? I'm Pierce
00:57:59
Morgan.
00:57:59
>> People would say, "Well, why don't you
00:58:01
stop interrupting him and there won't be
00:58:02
comments?" I'd be like, "Oh, you got
00:58:04
me."
00:58:06
>> Now, our Chris Rock episode did really
00:58:08
well. That was a really fun one.
00:58:10
>> Uh, Chris was great. His stuff was good.
00:58:13
That's That's just fun.
00:58:15
>> Who's coming up? We got Nean's coming
00:58:17
up. We got Hannah Burner. We've got
00:58:19
>> Who else we done that we haven't had
00:58:21
that's not on yet?
00:58:23
>> Who was I thinking of getting?
00:58:26
>> I saw an ad, a TV ad for Pressure with
00:58:29
our friend.
00:58:30
>> Oh, Brendan. That's right.
00:58:32
>> Yeah, looks
00:58:33
>> I'm gonna go see Pressure.
00:58:34
>> I think it's going to do well.
00:58:36
>> I want to see it. You know what's
00:58:37
killing it is Obsession.
00:58:39
Where' you see Obsession? This is our
00:58:40
last subject. Where'd you see Obsession?
00:58:42
Give me the by line. What is it again?
00:58:43
It's a horror film.
00:58:44
>> A girl and a guy. I didn't see it, but
00:58:48
he's in friend jail with this girl and
00:58:50
he says, "I just wish she would." He
00:58:53
gets a wish from like a fortune like
00:58:55
whatever. That's a good hook.
00:58:57
>> Yeah.
00:58:57
>> She would love me more than anyone. And
00:58:59
then
00:59:00
>> she loves him too much. I think the
00:59:02
poster she loves him too much.
00:59:04
>> Well, that's very much a Twilight Zone.
00:59:06
Be careful what you wish for. Irony.
00:59:09
>> Wishing is good. I like that. That's a
00:59:11
good hook. Yeah. Should have been called
00:59:12
Wishing.
00:59:14
>> Should have been called Wishy Washy. And
00:59:16
she also works at the laundromat.
00:59:18
>> Yeah. Should have been called I Dream of
00:59:20
Genie Part Two.
00:59:22
>> Yeah. What the [ __ ]
00:59:23
>> They would have cleaned up. I'm just
00:59:24
saying titles mean something. Hollywood.
00:59:27
>> Except Yeah. I Dream of Genie. Um, we
00:59:30
talked about Las Vegas dice. Oh.
00:59:33
>> Oh.
00:59:34
>> But Major Healey wanted nothing to do
00:59:36
with Genie.
00:59:37
Sweeney in a bottle
00:59:39
>> and you're like she's like hey want to
00:59:42
act out any scenes from Euphoria and
00:59:43
he's like oh no Gina I have so much
00:59:45
paperwork to do
00:59:48
>> yeah we need a remake of I Dream a Genie
00:59:50
starring Sydney Sweeney it'll be
00:59:52
>> that would be good actually
00:59:53
>> a hard R.
00:59:55
>> Yeah,
00:59:56
>> you know I'm a huge fan after that
00:59:57
movie. What's it called Heather?
00:59:59
Housemates housekeeper
01:00:00
>> Handmaid's Tale Housemaid's Tale. No,
01:00:03
>> it's definitely the something.
01:00:05
>> The housemmaid, I think, because it's a
01:00:08
term I don't use every day.
01:00:10
>> The house.
01:00:10
>> The housemmaid.
01:00:12
>> Whoops. I guess I predicted it. I
01:00:15
Whoops. I think it's past 300 million.
01:00:18
>> It's good. They have a sequel coming.
01:00:19
And we were good because we also had
01:00:21
Paul Feige, the director. I would love
01:00:22
to have Amanda on, but I don't know if
01:00:24
she's She hasn't been on, right?
01:00:25
>> Amanda Pete.
01:00:27
>> Amanda Sigfrieded.
01:00:28
>> Oh,
01:00:30
>> yeah. She's crazy. brilliant in that.
01:00:33
>> Yeah, she's good in a lot of stuff.
01:00:35
She's all the way back to Mean Girls.
01:00:36
>> She's great. Let's get Let's get her on.
01:00:41
>> We should read the ones we want to get
01:00:42
on and then we'll see if they'll come
01:00:44
on.
01:00:45
>> Yeah, but we'll
01:00:46
>> That'd be awesome. And Paul Feige be fun
01:00:48
to have him on this and just talk about
01:00:50
the success of that movie for 10
01:00:52
minutes.
01:00:53
>> He did. He came on talked about Oh, you
01:00:55
know what? It wasn't
01:00:56
>> now. Yeah, it wasn't.
01:00:57
>> Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Um,
01:00:59
>> okay Dana, it's been lovely having you.
01:01:02
>> Thanks for coming on.
01:01:04
>> Yeah,
01:01:04
>> hope you'll come on next week if you can
01:01:06
if you're available. You This has been
01:01:08
the Dana Carter podcast with David
01:01:10
Spates.
01:01:11
>> And uh I'll see you next week.
01:01:13
>> See you next week on
01:01:14
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01:01:16
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