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WHAT’S in the RIVER??! #superfly #shorts #comedy #davidspade

August 05, 2024 / 00:58

This episode discusses the "Poop River" incident in Paris, where triathletes faced unsanitary conditions due to human waste in the Seine River. The conversation highlights the cultural aspects of Paris, including the unexpected realities of its environment.

Key discussions include the reaction of the Parisian mayor, who attempted to assure the public about the river's safety by diving in, only to be met with skepticism from scientists monitoring the water quality. The humorous take on the situation reflects on the blend of culture and chaos in Paris.

The hosts share anecdotes about the incident, emphasizing the absurdity of the coordinated defecation by locals and the challenges faced by athletes. The episode combines humor and commentary on public health and environmental issues.

TL;DR

Paris triathletes faced unsanitary conditions in the Seine due to coordinated defecation by locals.

Episode

0:58
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we should start with poop River I don't
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like when I'm about to do one of my
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Olympic events and I hear the word feal
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matters poop river is the sane River the
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sand the sane the sand the San it's
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insane they had the triathletes in there
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and the problem was people started
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pooping in an on purpose I love the
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French culture you think of Wine and
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Roses the Eiffel Tower but yeah people
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defecating in a river is also part of
00:00:23
the Parisian mix and they all
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coordinated being and pooping in the
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river to make sure that it would not
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pass poor mayor is like oh we the river
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is fine so she goes I'll dive in and it
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was like Swamp Thing she comes out you
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got 10 scientists with big beers on the
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shore going he no still not good look at
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that look at that bacteria and you know
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there's someone on the side going we got
00:00:47
a Code Brown she's like this it's so
00:00:50
magnific it the BS my face it the B get
00:00:54
me out of here he buns my face

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Episode Highlights

  • Poop River Incident
    A humorous take on the unexpected realities of Olympic events in Paris, including a river contaminated by human waste.
    “Defecating in a river is also part of the Parisian mix.”
    @ 00m 21s
    August 05, 2024

Episode Quotes

  • Defecating in a river is also part of the Parisian mix.
    WHAT’S in the RIVER??! #superfly #shorts #comedy #davidspade
  • It's so magnific it the BS my face!
    WHAT’S in the RIVER??! #superfly #shorts #comedy #davidspade

Key Moments

  • Olympic Events00:03
  • French Culture00:17
  • Code Brown00:46

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