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RE-RELEASE - Bill Simmons

June 03, 2026 / 01:32:31

This episode features Bill Simmons discussing his experiences with Saturday Night Live, podcasting, and sports. Key topics include SNL sketches, athlete hosts, and the evolution of comedy.

Bill Simmons shares his admiration for SNL and its sketches, highlighting his extensive knowledge of the show. He discusses his interactions with notable hosts like Michael Jordan and The Rock, and how their performances impacted the show.

The conversation shifts to the influence of social media on comedy and the challenges faced by current SNL cast members. Simmons reflects on the dynamics of the show and the importance of a smaller cast for better performance.

Additionally, they touch on the changing landscape of comedy, including the rise of podcasts and the challenges of political satire in today's environment. Simmons emphasizes the need for authenticity in podcasting.

Finally, the episode concludes with a light-hearted discussion about classic movies and the potential for remakes in today's cultural climate.

TL;DR

Bill Simmons discusses SNL, athlete hosts, and the evolution of comedy and podcasting.

Episode

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David. Uh, what were you just saying?
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>> I was talking about, do you know William
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Simmons?
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>> Oh, yeah. Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy
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Simmons. Yeah, he's the best. That guy's
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[ __ ] great. Whoops.
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>> Bill Simmons has his tentacles in a lot
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of things.
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>> He's all over this space. You know, when
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I when I say this space, you know what
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I'm talking about.
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>> Yeah. Podcasting. He was uh
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>> king of the airwaves of sports uh
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regular airwaves. Now he's podcasting.
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Now he's all over. He's
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>> part of that Amy Polar show. Uh
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>> he has a lot of things going. He's got a
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whole atmosphere over there if that's
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what they call it.
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>> And what is that what they call
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>> atmosphere? I don't know that.
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>> Like a whole world over there.
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>> It's shaky. We'll get back to that. The
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thing you're going to enjoy about this
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podcast if you're a Saturday Night Live
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fan is this guy Bill Simmons. He knows
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more about every single sketch.
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>> Yeah.
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>> That I've ever done and every episode.
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So that we do deep dive on that. He is
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>> maybe the biggest fan of the show ever,
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one of them, you know. So that's very
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interesting to get into all. I saw him
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at that Netflix brunch the other day. Uh
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>> oh, okay.
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>> the other week, the other month. And
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>> uh super cool guy to just BS and
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[ __ ] with. Um and he also knows a
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ton about SNL. But when he was on,
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>> I think maybe we've had him on twice,
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but he basically interviews us. He he he
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wants to know so much about the ins and
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outs and the
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>> behind the scenes that it's pretty fun
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to just lean back and kind of go back
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and forth with him.
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>> Yeah. And he does really understand
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podcasting.
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>> And he can tell that I'm an athlete, so
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he kind of likes that
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>> because he's a sports guy.
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>> Yeah. He just tagged you tagged you
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right away. Yeah. Right away.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Because that don't come that's not
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natural.
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>> I used to tell him how when I used to
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lead off a lot,
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>> you know, when I was in baseball.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And then I run back to first. I look at
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the pitcher, I go, "What? What's
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>> Well, did it ever throw? Did it ever
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throw in little league baseball? The
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batter's up and then the whole the whole
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team starts going, "Hey, bada batter.
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Hey, bada batter." You think they could
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heckle something better than Yes, I'm a
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batter and I'm going to batter. Hey,
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bada bada bada. Hey, bada bada.
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>> Yeah, I have to say that. Do they still
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say that in the pros?
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I should have asked some [ __ ]
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>> Um, no. I think sometimes they go beat
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them, bust them. That's our custom.
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Yeah, that's our custom.
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>> New York. That was a real one from my
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high school.
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>> You know what I they I saw A-Rod do? He
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goes, California oranges, Texas cactus.
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We play your team just for practice.
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And everyone's like,
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>> uh, I know I am, but what are you? I'm
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rubber. You're glue. Whatever you say
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sticks to you.
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>> I would be on second base going.
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>> Should we save this for our regular
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podcast?
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>> I know. Let's bring on Bill Simmons.
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>> We're wasting gold on an intro. Please
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enjoy Bill Simmons and cut that part
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out. Yeah.
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This is my setup. This is where I do my
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pod. So, I got all my all my stuff
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behind me. So, it looks like I'm in this
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big and then if you zoom out, it's just
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like this little weird corner of stuff
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and then nothing else looks like that in
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the room.
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>> Fake busy corner.
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>> Yeah, fake busy corner.
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>> I'm in an abandoned motel
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>> uh near near Bakersfield. And uh
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>> Dana was taken.
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>> I put Larson in room. God.
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>> I'm a I'm a minist.
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>> Good one.
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>> Everybody knock and give me food.
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>> I'm a minimalist. What? What can I say?
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>> God, no [ __ ]
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>> So, should we
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>> So, wait, I have to ask Bill first.
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There's no way. What did you have to do
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with 30 for 30? I just saw this.
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>> I created it. I came up with the idea. I
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sent the memo, dude.
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>> And then uh for like a year and a half,
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me and my friend Connor show like
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basically came up with every angle of it
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and got it sold. That's in my notes.
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Yeah.
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>> Yeah. I don't want to talk about me
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though. I want to talk SNL. Let's Let's
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see. We don't need to talk about
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>> I know. No, you're boring. I understand.
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I understand.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Everybody knows you. Okay.
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Top best athlete. I'm trying to do a
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mashup of Bill Simmons. Best athlete
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host on SNL.
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>> Oh, wow.
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>> That's a tough one.
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>> Does The Rock count?
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>> What's The Rock on?
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>> Um, he's an athlete. Well, he's a movie
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star, but
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>> yeah. No, he's an athlete.
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>> The Rock was really good. I mean, he did
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the the Barack Obama on it, which I
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thought was one of the better
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presidential sketches they did in the
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last 20 years.
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>> Yes, that was funny. The Rock is good.
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Yeah, there's Payton Manning back in my
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day. Joe Montana with Walter Payton.
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>> Yeah, but I mean Montana was in one of
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the iconic sketches of the late 80s that
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the I'm going to go upstairs and
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masturbate, which was like out of nobody
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could believe he did that back in the
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day. I was like, "Oh my god, Joe Montana
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said masturbate."
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>> And you know what? Fun fact, talk about
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how fun fact, talk about how competitive
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Joe Montana is. He finishes the show and
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he landed that sketch, which killed
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>> and then he he he can't come out of his
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dressing room almost like a boxer. He
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feels
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>> he feels he didn't do very well. And
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Joe, can can you go talk to him? He just
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he just can't come out, you know. Funny.
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>> Jesus. John Madden was good, too. was
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before your time, but he uh he came in
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right as he was taking off from CBS and
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they built it was during the Eddie era.
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>> Yeah.
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>> They built the whole show around him and
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he was pretty he was pretty good with
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that. I I want to say OJ hosted in the
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first five years and thank god he didn't
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kill anybody.
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>> Oh, he killed so I had to say it. I know
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it's not funny but I had to say it.
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Charles Barkley during David's era just
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missed him.
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>> Oh yeah.
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>> Um
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>> yeah it's tough. Hey did Joe Montana
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have any problem with that joke Dana?
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No, I don't think so. I'll be up. His
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inner monologue was, "Yeah, I'll be
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upstairs masturbating." Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> There was a charm when athletes come on
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or non-professional actors. There's a
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sort of kind of stilted charm to them.
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You know,
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>> I find that that's a big big part of the
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show is having movie stars, non-
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comedians try to do an hour and a half
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of a live sketch. It's a ridiculous
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task. So, it's it's a great reality
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show. I think when MJ came on that was
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about as in the running for about as
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famous as he ever was. That was really
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when he had ascended to the A++ list and
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>> um everybody was so interested to see
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how he would do and he did really well
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you but it it just felt like a moment
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when he was on
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>> that ch changed 8H everybody was flipped
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out so he was Michael Jordan at that
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time
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>> and uh he was um it's a real interesting
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part of being a cast remember being
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behind the slats with Michael Jordan and
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we're about to go and do the sketch and
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it's live and he's not in his element
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he's kind of looking in script and I
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said, you know, just look at the card.
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Don't worry about it. Christopher Walkin
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does it. Just look at the card if you
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have to.
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>> Well, and they're so used to coming
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through in pressure
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>> that eventually you come out and the
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adrenaline is running and it's basically
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no different than if they have a big
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game or something like that. I was when
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I, you know, when I got to know Seth
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Myers and Hater and those guys in the
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late 2000s, they popped on my pod. I was
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always so interested in the mechanics of
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the person coming on who hosted who fit
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in right away. What actor, actress,
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comedian, who just kind of got the show
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and could have been like a surrogate
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cast member versus somebody who came in
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and was just kind of their head spinning
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the whole week. And then certain people
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would come in and you guys that were on
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the show would be like, "Oh,
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>> this isn't easy. This person gets it.
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This guy, this guy or this girl could
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actually be on the show full-time."
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>> Well, well, I don't I'd be curious what
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those guys said. off the top of my head
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like John Goodman was like a c he was
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just good at everything. Tom Hanks, of
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course.
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>> Tom Hanks was a great one. Yeah,
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>> completely committed. By the way, I want
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to just for a second check your memory.
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What was the hit sketch
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kind of objectively for Michael Jordan's
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episode?
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>> Wasn't it the Steuart Smallley?
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>> Yes.
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>> Yeah. And then there was uh there was a
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negative thing. I mean, I'm I'm top top
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top percentile SNL fan that has ever
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been on this show, including all the
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people who have been on it. You're just
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not going to. I grew up at the show. I
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was an only child. I remember every
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single season, everything that happened.
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I'm just I'm going to have an answer for
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every question you have.
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>> I now I now put you I knew you were a
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fan and a sports fan, but now I put you
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in context. So, now you're one of those
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people, which is great. There's not that
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many of them that are comprehensively
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dug into that show. So, let's Should we
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try to see if we can stump it?
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>> Here's the thing. We I told Spade this
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when we did a podcast. Like I'm I was
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born in 1969. That's literally the
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perfect year to grow up at the show cuz
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I was six when the when the show
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premiered. I wasn't able to watch it
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till I was maybe eight or nine. They
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started running the half hour
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>> kind of highlight shows on NBC that
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would be like 9:00, 9:30, whenever that
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was on. And that's how Belushi was my
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first guy. I'm like who is this? I'm
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like eight. I'm like this is how does
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this person exist? Started watching
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those. They finally let me stay up late
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for the fifth season, my parents. And
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then I was all the way through Eddie uh
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when you came on when uh when Spade like
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the height of the 90s and all that. Then
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Hartman I mean uh uh Frell coming back
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and basically saving the show and it
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felt like it was a trouble.
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>> Uh I've been there for every piece of
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it.
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>> Wow. Have you have you did you ever
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entertain going into the business we're
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in?
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>> So ironically I did. I was I was um in
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the mid 90s I was writing for uh the
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Boston Herald and trying I really wanted
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a sports column and the high school
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newspapers and it's like I have no
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chance this is never happening and I
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lived with a guy who I'd done a lot of
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comedy stuff with just for fun and we
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knew this guy named Bill Lawrence who um
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I think
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>> he's a producer. Yeah, he's he was at
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the time he was on the show Friends
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>> and he had an SNL connection
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>> and it was the year when everything blew
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up when the New York magazine when they
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wrote that piece and it was that when
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they were coming in and they're blowing
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up the show, summer 95 maybe.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And we did this whole packet and we sent
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in,
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>> you know, 20 pages of stuff. Now I
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learned later like there's no way
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anybody even saw it, but we sent it in.
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We're like this is it. This is our big
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break.
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>> Uh and it never happened. But um
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>> without You mean without a an agent or
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something just sending in a packet?
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>> No, but we had like Oh, a guy knows a
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guy. I was one of those. But you don't
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know any better. I was living in Boston.
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>> We're not supposed, you know, we're not
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supposed to read them. We on the show.
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We were talking yesterday about how we
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had mailboxes, you know, there wasn't
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email. So, right Dana was always full
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and then uh and Mike Myers and then
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everyone else just started getting full.
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But but if people sent packets, which a
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lot of people would send us scripts and
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stuff and to this day, if you read, they
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can sue you. So you really can't even
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>> read it in case you don't like it. But 3
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years later there's a sketch like that
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on the show cuz it's very easy to think.
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>> We didn't know that in Boston. We're
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just like this. They're going to hire
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us. We'll be able to come in. We'll be
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hanging with Sandler. And it just did
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not happen.
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>> Better keep my summer free so I can go
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in there and prep when they call right
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away.
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>> What was your first sketch that that was
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the top of that 20page pile? What was
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it? What was the topic of it?
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>> It was a big Friends parody.
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It was the first year of friends and we
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did a long you you probably saw it in
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the pile. No, it was a big
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>> and I told Lauren, "It's not happening.
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It's all right. He'll he'll he'll he'll
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do he'll do fine."
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>> I remember we had another one about
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Jesus making Jesus coming back and like
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signing with Nike and doing this whole
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and we were like really this is so edgy.
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This is going to be great. Now I I read
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it now I'd want to kill myself.
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Well,
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>> yeah, but sometimes stuff was funny
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anyway back then. When I even look back
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at sketches that are like clanking, it
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seemed to work then
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>> and uh you just don't know and then
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later you embarrassed. But some of them
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actually still hold up.
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>> Yeah, we're going to
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>> Well, it's funny with your era there.
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The sketches were mean in a good way.
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Like some of the stuff I like some of
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the Carson stuff Dana did, you go back
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and you watch it, you're like, "Oo,
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>> man." Like, was Carson okay with this? I
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just don't know if
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>> stuff's not mean in the same way.
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Especially SNL which is way more
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celebrity friendly than I think it was.
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But back then it was like like Roblo did
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that uh the the Arsenio Beckman whatever
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that was like the Arsenio parrot. It's
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like man this is kind of mean. Yeah.
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>> But it was good. That's what we all grew
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up with. That was what made us laugh.
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>> I don't know if there's a better way to
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put it but if there's an elephant in the
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room or what you're not supposed to say
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or what you're observing, you just need
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to tease that out. That's why it's
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funny, you know, and then it can be
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construed as mean or not mean. But
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Johnny was fine with it. He actually
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liked Carino,
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>> you know. He said really they're making
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fun of Arino as much as they're making
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fun of us. That was And then there was
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one sketch that got him dinged and I was
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blacklisted casually from the show. Um,
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so bittersweet memories, but of course I
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revered Carson and I revered doing him.
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I've never had more relaxed fun than
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being in the Johnny the Earnest Nebraska
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guy. That that's just a great Bill's
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here and you apparently have a very big
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podcast called It's called The Ringer. I
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understand. You know, that
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>> interviewer with that voice
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>> hasn't been replaced yet, but we've had
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some great people, but not no Carson
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yet. Well, then you did the Larry
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Sanders episode, which in the be the one
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of the best seasons in the history of
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television, season four. But, uh, where
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you come on and you're doing the
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impression and they're trying to keep
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Larry from finding out that Dana has his
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impression of him, then he sees it and
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then it's a whole cat and mouse game of
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whether he's going to do it on the show,
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but you actually have the mustache on
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and the fake teeth. You're like,
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>> I have the my ass.
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>> Yeah. And I heard Gary was tweet by it
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later, but I I told him I said, "I'm
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just doing one frequency that you use in
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your standup something." And I don't
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even know what he's trying to do to me,
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you know? It's like Jay Leno. Yeah, it
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goes like that, but he doesn't talk like
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that, you know. But anyway,
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>> he goes like this, too.
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>> I do think that was different way back
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in the day where you would take a piece
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of something and both of you guys did
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it. You take a piece of whatever and
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then you blow it out and now it become
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the impersonation, right? Like Will
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Frell did that with with when he was
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doing W.
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>> He took like small pieces of it. It
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wasn't even close to being W. You did
00:14:49
that when you did uh George Bush Senior.
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Same thing.
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>> Oh yeah.
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>> Now I feel like when they're doing the
00:14:54
impressions, it's more like a dead-on
00:14:55
impersonation of somebody is the trend
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now. But back then it was like I'm going
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to take this one piece and go crazy with
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it.
00:15:01
>> I I'm doing it with Biden currently
00:15:03
because I you know you need to you know
00:15:05
I said this yesterday but my latest toy
00:15:08
is so abstract. Because the only one who
00:15:10
understand Biden is is Hunter. So then I
00:15:13
then I can do Biden of anything. Hey,
00:15:14
Dad. What's going on? Yeah, just goes to
00:15:17
people. So I Oh, no. I already ate.
00:15:20
Maybe tomorrow night. Yeah, cuz sure.
00:15:23
Yeah, 7:30 is great. Okay. You know, so
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I I find for myself in high school with
00:15:28
my friends, I want to ask you this,
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abstracting my impression of the water
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polo coach into madness and then that
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rhythm extenuated. coming from someplace
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real like Will's W was in a real zone
00:15:42
but so playful. I just like the style of
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it. I also like people who could do a
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perfect impression too. But I do like
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abstracting it.
00:15:50
>> I mean that was Hartman like when when I
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was in college and we would tape it, you
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know, we'd have like the VCR player. So
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we tape it, we watch it the next day. It
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was like a Sunday ritual.
00:16:00
>> And Hartman did the McMahon and we
00:16:03
thought the McMahon was like the
00:16:04
funniest thing of all time. wasn't
00:16:06
really, you know, there were pieces of
00:16:08
Ed, but his version of McMahon, we
00:16:10
thought combined with the Carson, we
00:16:13
just like we would be imitating, we' be
00:16:15
talking about, but Hartman was really
00:16:16
good at. He did that with the Sinatra
00:16:18
group, too.
00:16:19
>> Um.
00:16:19
>> Oh, yeah. Oh, sure.
00:16:20
>> Where same thing like his version of
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Sinatra, Piscapo was like more of an
00:16:24
impression
00:16:25
>> and he would have fun with that. I know
00:16:26
Pispo is on your pot. I loved it.
00:16:28
>> Um, but great. Yeah,
00:16:30
>> the Hartman Sinatra was a little bit
00:16:32
like uh I don't know, a little rowdier,
00:16:35
a little angrier, and I thought it was
00:16:36
funnier.
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>> What about Ed McMahon doing it when all
00:16:39
he has to say is yes and you are
00:16:41
correct. Just those little hooks just
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saying it over and over. You are
00:16:45
correct, sir. And then when he goes
00:16:46
young, older reference lost on younger
00:16:49
viewers. Yes.
00:16:50
>> Because that that was where Phil was the
00:16:52
laugh bomb and I didn't have to carry
00:16:54
that weight. I was kind of doing this
00:16:56
rhythm and setting it up and very
00:16:58
sincere and I know that you are correct
00:17:00
sir.
00:17:00
>> Yeah.
00:17:01
>> Old reference last time. So it was just
00:17:03
a like a a magic show. It was like and
00:17:07
then boom. But yeah, Phil was just
00:17:09
>> there was a piece to that Carson thing
00:17:11
though where you were tapping into
00:17:13
something that I think people my
00:17:14
generation were feeling where like
00:17:15
Letterman was our guy for my generation.
00:17:18
the most important things that happened
00:17:20
to me when I was like 12, 13 was Eddie
00:17:22
Murphy and Letterman
00:17:23
>> and just kind of going on the ride with
00:17:26
both of those guys from 82 to 85. And
00:17:29
Carson, I love Carson.
00:17:31
>> Everyone, you know, for for three
00:17:33
generations, Carson was with three
00:17:35
channels, everyone watched Carson,
00:17:37
>> but he did start to seem a little old by
00:17:39
the time we got to the late 80s.
00:17:41
>> And when you guys kind of crossed the
00:17:43
beams and went after him a little bit in
00:17:45
a fun way, but you still went after him.
00:17:47
It was a little like when Norman went
00:17:48
after Letterman in the mid 90s. It was
00:17:50
the same thing where he loved Letterman,
00:17:52
but the fact that he was paring him was
00:17:54
like, "Oh, okay. We're doing this now."
00:17:56
>> Well, I would say built to that that I
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kind of realized that everybody every
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comedian becomes a characture of
00:18:04
themselves. Like, am I looking at this
00:18:06
comedian and and maybe actor or
00:18:08
whatever, or am I looking at an
00:18:09
impersonator? So, there's just this
00:18:12
redundancy to your character. But with
00:18:14
Johnny, Jay Leno told me, uh, he was
00:18:17
guest hosting back then, Johnny was
00:18:18
still around, that Johnny would walk
00:18:20
down at NBC at Burbank and just yell
00:18:22
out, "They're making fun of me now. It's
00:18:24
time to go."
00:18:26
>> So,
00:18:26
>> right.
00:18:27
>> That was Johnny, who's obviously was
00:18:29
very bright, kind of reading the tea
00:18:31
leaves, you know,
00:18:32
>> and then you never went on again, right?
00:18:34
>> I didn't.
00:18:35
>> Well, so what happened when you did
00:18:36
Dennis Miller, who you were friends
00:18:38
with, who used to be on the show,
00:18:39
>> you did Dennis Miller cooking, but did
00:18:41
he like that? Did you think it was
00:18:42
funny?
00:18:43
>> Well, Robert Smiggle writes these pieces
00:18:46
that are brilliant and they're they're a
00:18:48
little cutting. I with that because I
00:18:50
was good friends with uh with Dennis. I
00:18:54
just called him, you know, and said,
00:18:56
"We're doing the cooking show, the
00:18:57
thing." And he goes, "Okay, that's all
00:18:59
right." You know,
00:19:00
>> I mean, it's hard to say no even though
00:19:02
you don't like it. I don't think anyone
00:19:03
really likes an impression when they're
00:19:05
It's like getting a caricature
00:19:07
uh you know, on the things you're
00:19:09
fearful of yourself. All the things you
00:19:11
don't like.
00:19:12
>> They did me about 3 weeks after I left
00:19:14
SNL. I'm like, "Let me get out of the
00:19:15
building." Jesus, let let the body get
00:19:17
cold. [ __ ]
00:19:19
>> Well, you had Terry Hatcher sitting next
00:19:20
to you for the Spade in America that
00:19:22
time.
00:19:23
>> Oh, that was that was one of the best
00:19:25
ones you ever did. And she just started
00:19:26
doing you and it was like, "Oh [ __ ]
00:19:28
what's going on here?"
00:19:30
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But at least I got to
00:19:31
be there and give her jokes and things
00:19:32
to say to so make it funny and make her
00:19:36
at least get
00:19:37
>> get more of the laughs because she was
00:19:39
the host. But she was great about it.
00:19:41
Yeah, that was that was actually a fun
00:19:44
one cuz I was there. But like when you
00:19:46
did Dennis with Tom Hanks, that was fun.
00:19:48
But Dennis is in on it and then I think
00:19:50
he doesn't mind and he and he sort of is
00:19:52
that way and his voice is so perfect to
00:19:55
do. Uh I think he was always cool about
00:19:58
it. He's he's so and he's so great. it
00:20:00
and it's so when you have a a a way of
00:20:03
speaking that can be it's just very
00:20:06
unique and I think that's ultimately
00:20:07
>> it was just from hanging out with Dennis
00:20:09
a lot and touring with Dennis and just
00:20:11
extrapolating that attitude but you know
00:20:14
I was standing outside a hotel Dennis
00:20:16
and I were playing Dallas or something
00:20:18
and I said that just hit me that your
00:20:20
whole comic motif is like life is really
00:20:23
[ __ ] and it's really hard like so
00:20:26
because the car at the airport they get
00:20:29
the car gets you to the gig, right? But
00:20:32
when you do the gig the next morning,
00:20:34
the car is always late, which I pointed
00:20:36
that out to Dennis and then he just he
00:20:38
laughs so hard me going dark, you know?
00:20:41
They got us in, but now [ __ ] it, now
00:20:43
it's a half hour late, flight's leaving,
00:20:44
you know, and he died with that. But I I
00:20:46
just think that attitude is still so
00:20:49
funny to me. Billy Simmons, huh? SNL
00:20:53
cat, huh? Got the photographic memory
00:20:55
like a junior Creskin here. So funny.
00:20:58
Yeah, Kreskin's always in there. You
00:20:59
know, we golfed once in Palm Springs.
00:21:01
And he goes, "Uh, we drive all the way
00:21:03
there." And he goes, "Uh, he goes, "You
00:21:06
want to go golf in Palm Springs?" I was
00:21:07
like a newer comic. And he goes, "Uh, I
00:21:09
go, "Yeah, yeah." So, he goes, "Yeah,
00:21:11
okay. I'll meet you out there." I'm
00:21:12
like, "We don't want to drive together."
00:21:14
Like, "Okay." So, we drive all the way
00:21:16
out there.
00:21:17
>> Yeah. And then we get out there and
00:21:18
then, uh, we're golfing and I go, "Hey,
00:21:21
how far to the green?" He goes, "Hey,
00:21:23
Spud, you don't have to worry about the
00:21:25
green for another [ __ ] nine shots."
00:21:27
All right. Hit it as hard as you can.
00:21:29
And I'm like, "Okay." And then because
00:21:32
we were I don't know. And then he hits
00:21:34
two bad shots in a row. He goes, "Fuck
00:21:35
it. I'm heading back." I go back home to
00:21:37
LA. Goes, "Yeah, [ __ ] that." I go,
00:21:39
"Dennis, don't be this is you're too
00:21:41
hard to deal with. Come on. Like we're
00:21:43
having fun. Everything's cool." But I
00:21:44
looked up to him so much I couldn't
00:21:46
really talk back to him or bust his
00:21:47
balls too much. It took so long to get
00:21:50
to that point. But he's still always
00:21:52
above me, better joke, right? It's
00:21:54
always that thing growing up. Who do you
00:21:55
look at? That's why when people come on
00:21:56
the show, yeah, I still have reverence
00:21:59
to certain people because I got there
00:22:01
with Dana, with all these guys because
00:22:03
they were always the ones I looked up to
00:22:05
going on. Uh, and then if you ever get
00:22:08
in a movie where kids come to you and
00:22:10
say, "Hey, we watch Benchwmers or we
00:22:12
watch whatever." And then you go, if
00:22:14
this is anything close to what it was
00:22:17
like when I would watch movies and I saw
00:22:20
someone from that movie, I would have
00:22:21
[ __ ] freaked out cuz that's all that
00:22:22
mattered in my life was those movies.
00:22:24
>> Yeah. We also had less choices back
00:22:26
then. I really wonder like if you're
00:22:28
like 18 now, there's so much comedy and
00:22:32
stuff to watch and Tik Tok all these
00:22:34
different places.
00:22:36
>> Blended
00:22:37
>> like when uh I think you guys were both
00:22:39
on the on the show for this, the
00:22:40
Partridge Family versus Brady Bunch
00:22:42
sketch.
00:22:43
>> Yeah.
00:22:44
>> Like to me that was one of the peak SNL
00:22:46
sketches. Not because it was like one of
00:22:48
the funniest, but it was like it hit
00:22:50
this time. Everyone watching that show
00:22:52
had the same pop culture experiences,
00:22:54
right? So, anyone I knew knew the
00:22:56
Partridge Family, we knew the Brady
00:22:58
Bunch, we knew every episode of those.
00:22:59
We knew Charlie's Angels. We knew all
00:23:01
the early SNLs. We knew the early light.
00:23:03
Like, we all had like the same 25
00:23:05
things. We had the same movies.
00:23:07
>> So, when you guys did that and it was
00:23:09
like, "Oh, they're going for this. Oh,
00:23:10
there's more cast members. Oh, they're
00:23:12
gonna have the voice crack." And I don't
00:23:14
know how you would do that now in 2024
00:23:17
because I don't know if 15 20 years ago
00:23:21
people like at age 22 would have all the
00:23:24
same experiences. Yeah. I don't know if
00:23:26
it exists.
00:23:26
>> I mean the biggest show currently kind
00:23:29
of is the bear which is a great show but
00:23:32
you know how far can it reach compared
00:23:34
to prime time. I got cancelled from a
00:23:36
sitcom and we were doing Mickey Ro show
00:23:39
24 share or whether it was 30 million or
00:23:42
just with three channels. It was insane.
00:23:45
But we actually to that sketch we had
00:23:46
Melanie Hutzel on who was in it and she
00:23:49
wrote it and we broke that sketch down
00:23:51
for like a half hour on the podcast with
00:23:53
her just the part and the how it came
00:23:56
together. The Brady Bunch match.
00:23:58
>> Well, plus Susan Day was in it which
00:24:00
pushed it o over the top. But I heard
00:24:02
even Pisko when he was on a couple weeks
00:24:04
ago on your show
00:24:06
>> and he was talking about how they didn't
00:24:07
feel like the show was doing that well
00:24:09
but yet 8 million people were watching
00:24:10
or whatever it was. That's what it was
00:24:12
like. Like we had
00:24:12
>> right
00:24:14
>> 11 channels. So even if SNL was kind of
00:24:16
failing, everyone was still watching it.
00:24:18
And then when SNL started to come back
00:24:20
with Eddie was like this is great. SNL's
00:24:22
back. And then they had the Billy
00:24:23
Crystal season.
00:24:25
>> Did you have a crush on Susan Day or
00:24:27
not? I did.
00:24:28
>> Oh my god. Come on. I mean, growing up
00:24:29
with a partridge family, I was like,
00:24:31
Dana liked David Cassie, but I me and
00:24:33
you liked Susan Day.
00:24:35
>> Well, then she had the LA Law comeback,
00:24:37
which was like, all right,
00:24:38
>> I was into it.
00:24:40
>> Chrissy didn't talk much.
00:24:41
>> Who's attractive? Who's more attractive
00:24:43
from that era? Elizabeth Elizabeth
00:24:46
Montgomery or Susan Day?
00:24:49
>> Susan Day. I felt like Elizabeth
00:24:50
Montgomery was slightly older
00:24:52
generation, right?
00:24:54
>> Still loved.
00:24:55
>> Thanks for answering that, Bill. No, no.
00:24:57
There was like there's three
00:24:58
generations. There was like the Peggy
00:25:00
Lipton, Belinda Montgomery generation.
00:25:02
There was the Lindsay Wagner, Linda
00:25:05
Carter, Cheryl, Jack Smith generation.
00:25:08
>> With that was such an easy cell. God
00:25:10
damn.
00:25:10
>> Oh, all the above. All the above.
00:25:13
>> Danner,
00:25:14
>> the Charlie's Angels.
00:25:15
>> Yeah.
00:25:16
>> Ble Danner.
00:25:17
>> Then we moved to the Dukes of Hazard,
00:25:19
Fall Guy, Heather Thomas, Katherine
00:25:21
Bach, that era. Yeah.
00:25:23
>> You were watching a lot of TV. I was
00:25:25
known a child. I was watching sports and
00:25:27
TV. What else was I reading books? What
00:25:29
else was I going to do?
00:25:30
>> Me, too. I know. I know. I know all
00:25:32
those shows.
00:25:37
I don't know what we've lost. I was We
00:25:39
were going to ask you just cuz you're
00:25:42
have your pulse on, you know, media
00:25:44
podcasting stuff. like
00:25:47
>> John Stewart's coming out in SNL and
00:25:50
what is the influence now of political
00:25:52
satire versus 80s and 90s in terms of
00:25:56
moving the needle?
00:25:58
>> Uh I like that phrase. So anyway, talk
00:26:00
to that if you want to.
00:26:02
>> Well, it's I mean SNL had a huge part
00:26:04
with this. I I would say maybe the
00:26:07
biggest and once Trump came in in 2016,
00:26:10
I think it just became a lot harder
00:26:12
because when when the real life stuff is
00:26:14
a parody, how do you parody a parody?
00:26:16
When you look back to
00:26:17
>> Akroyd, I mean, you've talked about this
00:26:19
on the podcast. Acrodite's doing Nixon,
00:26:21
he's got a mustache. Like everything was
00:26:23
way more loosey goosey. Uh Acro's doing
00:26:26
Jimmy Carter talking about the Almond
00:26:28
Brothers, smoking a doobie with them.
00:26:30
Uh Hartman does Reagan.
00:26:33
>> I mean his the Reagan sketch where
00:26:35
Reagan's pretending he's out of it and
00:26:37
then everybody leaves the room. And I
00:26:38
mean it's one of the great sketches
00:26:40
they've ever done.
00:26:41
>> Yeah.
00:26:41
>> And then once they figured out the
00:26:43
debates, the 88 debate I think was huge
00:26:45
with the Dukakus and
00:26:48
>> uh Bush and it was just so and Love it
00:26:50
doing the I can't believe I'm losing
00:26:51
this guy. I think from 88 all the way
00:26:54
through Sarah Palin, SNL really was kind
00:26:57
of shaping how people thought in a lot
00:26:59
of ways. I to me like the Sarah Palin
00:27:01
thing still makes me mad because when
00:27:03
they had her on with Tina, I felt like
00:27:05
that's when something shifted
00:27:08
>> and the celebrity cameo became as
00:27:11
important for the show as making fun of
00:27:14
these people. And that's that to me is
00:27:16
like the line in the sand when the show
00:27:18
started to change a little bit. D they
00:27:19
they'd bring on they'd have 32 cast
00:27:21
members then they'd bring on stars to
00:27:23
play people
00:27:25
>> and not use the cast.
00:27:26
>> I see.
00:27:27
>> I would be furious.
00:27:28
>> A lot of a lot of cameos.
00:27:30
>> Yeah. That I I feel like it's very it's
00:27:33
so different and difficult to be a cast
00:27:36
member on that show right now if you're
00:27:38
just coming into established players.
00:27:40
And I think it's great. I kind of wish
00:27:42
I'd stayed a few years longer but people
00:27:44
are staying 10 12 years and then new
00:27:46
people in there. It's such a different
00:27:48
dynamic that Lauren is managing the best
00:27:51
he can. You know,
00:27:52
>> I thought you stayed the perfect amount
00:27:53
of time.
00:27:55
>> Well, I definitely because Wayne's World
00:27:57
hit and my political impressions hit, I
00:27:59
got sort of uh freakily really big
00:28:02
really fast, maybe too big, you know,
00:28:06
and so I had so so much stuff coming at
00:28:08
me. I was almost confused uh as to what
00:28:10
to do. But later on I realized that I my
00:28:14
own attention attention dis deficit
00:28:16
disorder and sketch comedy I was like a
00:28:19
fish in water in that. That's why I went
00:28:22
back to it in 97 with with u the Dana
00:28:26
Car about
00:28:29
>> loaded.
00:28:30
>> What about I'm asking about podcast
00:28:32
superstars. What's next for Megan and
00:28:34
Harry? Because
00:28:37
>> I don't you say something about you've
00:28:39
called you a great word. something in
00:28:41
the past.
00:28:42
>> It's a great word. But do they Is it
00:28:44
Hallmark movies now? What's next? What
00:28:46
would be the best move?
00:28:48
>> I mean, there's probably a there's a
00:28:50
huge acting comeback for her at some
00:28:51
point, right?
00:28:52
>> She should do that Suits show. It's huge
00:28:54
now on Netflix. She should just jump
00:28:56
right back in.
00:28:57
>> Or some TV like a Christmas movie where
00:29:00
her divorced husband and they have to be
00:29:02
with the kids, but they're stuck in the
00:29:04
snow and then they fall back in love.
00:29:06
Yeah, she just needs one of those. She's
00:29:07
back. And John Corbett could play her
00:29:10
husband.
00:29:11
>> He's just a friend of mine. But
00:29:13
>> because all she needs is one thing like
00:29:14
that to get big ratings just out of
00:29:16
curiosity factor. And she's back in
00:29:18
Hollywood. I don't know why. I don't
00:29:19
know why she's not jumping back.
00:29:20
>> The biggest reason Suits took off again
00:29:22
though. I mean it huge on top secret.
00:29:25
Yeah.
00:29:26
>> Do Do you think if Harry came out I mean
00:29:29
he did some event in Vegas where he made
00:29:31
fun of himself a little bit or told some
00:29:33
jokes. I think that's the move for him
00:29:35
and it could be on this podcast. or or
00:29:38
on other on yours but
00:29:40
>> or host SNL
00:29:41
>> any kind of little just in the lane of
00:29:44
it being funny he's aware of how people
00:29:46
perceive him and stuff I think would be
00:29:48
because they're just monolithic now we
00:29:50
don't really know what they're thinking
00:29:52
they release statements and
00:29:54
>> here here's one thing I've learned Dana
00:29:56
and I've had my podcast since 2007
00:29:59
not everybody should have a podcast
00:30:02
like it's okay it's not like it's not
00:30:05
like a driver's license you know some
00:30:07
people just can't do it.
00:30:08
>> It's turning into it. It's sort of
00:30:10
mandatory.
00:30:11
>> I just want to make a note because for
00:30:13
the people listening, you don't all have
00:30:15
to have one. It's okay.
00:30:17
>> It's not like Instagram.
00:30:18
>> It sounds easy and it's kind of hard.
00:30:21
>> It's hard and you have to you have to
00:30:23
have some level of expertise on
00:30:25
something. You have to have real
00:30:26
authenticity. I mean,
00:30:28
>> one of the reasons like think about all
00:30:29
the reasons your your show works. You
00:30:31
have a relationship with each other. I'd
00:30:33
want to listen to you guys talk anyway.
00:30:35
you have this wealth of SNL related
00:30:39
guests, but then also other comedians
00:30:40
that could come on that feel comfortable
00:30:42
with you. They tell stories. I hear
00:30:43
things maybe I didn't know. And I just
00:30:45
feel like I'm hanging out with you guys.
00:30:47
Like podcasting is not that hard, but
00:30:49
people always over and over again make
00:30:51
it hard and they come up with they try
00:30:53
to do the idea versus to look at what
00:30:56
actually works, which is like, do I want
00:30:57
to spend time with the host or not? Over
00:30:59
and over again, it's do I want to spend
00:31:00
time with these people or not or this
00:31:02
person, and that's what works. Where do
00:31:03
you where do you interject because my uh
00:31:06
you know people tell me about outrage
00:31:08
outrage if it's outrageous it's
00:31:10
contagious you know a lot of podcasts
00:31:12
kind of harbor in
00:31:14
>> you know the idea of clicks and trending
00:31:16
you have the hot take that gets there
00:31:18
first
00:31:19
>> and there's that lane we're sort of we
00:31:22
want to make people feel good and be
00:31:23
interesting but we don't should David
00:31:25
and I have a feud we can cut this part
00:31:27
out but
00:31:28
>> should we find a way to get really mad
00:31:32
at each
00:31:33
But you know that that lane I mean it
00:31:36
>> no you guys are good. You guys are doing
00:31:37
great.
00:31:38
>> Spade spade every like maybe every month
00:31:41
could just take a flying pot shot at
00:31:44
somebody to see if it could maybe get in
00:31:45
a couple places.
00:31:46
>> See if I still got it
00:31:47
>> out of nowhere jumping off the top rope
00:31:49
flying elbow on somebody. I don't know
00:31:51
mess around.
00:31:51
>> I want to believe me I want to a lot of
00:31:53
times
00:31:53
>> instead of fly on the wall fly on the
00:31:55
minute and you bring back Hollywood
00:31:57
Minute but it's part of our show just
00:31:59
that
00:31:59
>> Wait, can we talk about Hollywood Minute
00:32:01
for a second?
00:32:01
>> Yeah, sure. one of the iconic update uh
00:32:04
reoccurring things that David did.
00:32:06
>> Did Hollywood Bennett create Twitter?
00:32:11
>> Yeah.
00:32:12
>> How about that? Yeah, I think
00:32:13
>> it was it was a pre precursor for sure.
00:32:16
>> It's basically Twitter. You watch it and
00:32:18
it's just like he's throwing out these
00:32:20
oneliners with a pictureeliners about a
00:32:22
photo. Yeah,
00:32:23
>> maybe you should talk to Elon. Maybe see
00:32:24
if you can get a cut.
00:32:26
>> God damn. I don't know. I I sometimes
00:32:28
hear old Hollywood Minute jokes and I
00:32:31
go, "God damn." Like some of them are
00:32:32
pretty rough. Uh but I think for back in
00:32:36
the day when it was just uh fawning over
00:32:38
celebrities, that was the only hook it
00:32:40
had. It was like if someone doesn't
00:32:41
really know anyone or you don't know me
00:32:43
and I've got sort of an innocent look
00:32:45
and then really
00:32:48
hopefully cleverly. And that's another
00:32:50
thing is a lot of the writers I was
00:32:51
going to say are trying to use me to get
00:32:53
through me even through sketches through
00:32:55
Dana. They want to get stuff out there,
00:32:58
even if it's like anger, and they go,
00:32:59
"You should do this." Because they don't
00:33:02
have a way to do it. They go, "I can
00:33:03
funnel it through one of these clowns
00:33:05
and get it out there and then I'll be on
00:33:06
the side going, yeah, [ __ ] that guy."
00:33:08
And so, social media has changed a
00:33:11
little bit. You're doing that on the
00:33:12
show and it's just on,
00:33:13
>> right? And people taped it,
00:33:15
>> then it comes and goes. And if somebody
00:33:17
got mad, maybe you'd read about it in a
00:33:19
newspaper, the trades, but ultimately
00:33:21
>> you couldn't even see it unless you
00:33:22
watched it.
00:33:23
>> Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:23
>> And I think now that the last 15 years,
00:33:25
one of the things that's changed with
00:33:26
the show is if something, you know, like
00:33:29
you have some comment in Hollywood
00:33:30
Minute and be like, "Oh my god." Then it
00:33:31
turns into a thing, then the celebrity
00:33:33
gets mad, they fire back at you. Now
00:33:35
people are reporting about that and it
00:33:37
turns into
00:33:38
>> story. It would be before I went to bed
00:33:39
that night. It I would know what hit,
00:33:41
what didn't, what was the problem and
00:33:43
then I'd have to have an answer the next
00:33:45
day and then there'd be a feud and then
00:33:46
it would go back and everyone would have
00:33:48
a [ __ ] comment about it. I think that
00:33:50
keeps SNL really helps it because if I
00:33:52
don't see a sketch now I follow them. So
00:33:54
if I don't see a sketch I can watch it
00:33:56
Sunday morning they're just like sketch
00:33:57
sketch sketch like broken out monologue
00:34:00
this that and that's kind of a smart way
00:34:02
to sift through to see what's going on
00:34:04
there lately.
00:34:05
>> Yeah totally. Well it's also interesting
00:34:07
to see how the cast members are using
00:34:09
>> like Khloe Fineman has a really good
00:34:11
Instagram account
00:34:12
>> and she just like test drives different
00:34:14
characters and stuff and you're w half
00:34:16
the time you're watching it going how is
00:34:18
this not on the show? Why am I watching
00:34:19
this on Instagram? But
00:34:21
>> audition. Yeah.
00:34:22
>> It seems like there's more creative
00:34:24
outlets than probably you had in the mid
00:34:26
90s where you're writing for yourself.
00:34:28
>> If they say no to the sketch, you're
00:34:30
basically like, "Oh [ __ ] all I did was
00:34:32
walk out and say goodbye to everybody."
00:34:33
At the end of that, I did nothing
00:34:35
>> and then that's it till the next week,
00:34:37
right?
00:34:38
>> Yeah, that one stung. That was a little
00:34:39
too close to home. Yeah.
00:34:42
There's this Instagram account that runs
00:34:44
all these old sketches and they ran
00:34:46
Comedy Killers from Nean's the It's a
00:34:50
game show. Nean's the host.
00:34:52
>> And I I I don't know if Dana was still
00:34:54
in the show, but David probably was, but
00:34:57
>> it's all these categories of things
00:34:58
whether they're a comedy company or not.
00:35:00
It's like the categories like the
00:35:01
Holocaust, child abuse,
00:35:04
>> it's just and then it goes through and I
00:35:06
was like, man, what would happen if they
00:35:08
ran this now? What would the reaction
00:35:10
be? Because back then we were like, "Oh
00:35:12
yeah, this is great. What a great idea.
00:35:14
This is so funny." We were all in on the
00:35:15
joke. Now people would just get mad. I
00:35:17
feel like
00:35:17
>> I think that's why people like Bill Burr
00:35:19
or Shane or those guys do well because
00:35:21
it's just even Theo, they just say
00:35:23
whatever they want and it's almost like
00:35:25
back in time. And then some people go, I
00:35:27
don't want to get mad. I just want to
00:35:29
laugh or not laugh and not have a big
00:35:30
opinion about it and move on. But and
00:35:33
then people get mad at them and want to
00:35:35
get rid of them and you go, no, maybe
00:35:36
you can't get rid of people anymore.
00:35:37
hopefully just if it just falls under
00:35:39
comedy,
00:35:41
of course, we always think you should be
00:35:42
able to do whatever you want. But not
00:35:44
everyone.
00:35:45
>> But isn't the reason you guys got into
00:35:46
comedy is like part of what was funny
00:35:49
is, oh, I probably shouldn't say that
00:35:51
or, oh, I shouldn't laugh at that, but
00:35:53
that's what was funny about it.
00:35:55
>> And now the fear there's there feels
00:35:58
like there's more fear than we've ever
00:35:59
had with comedy. But I I agree with you
00:36:01
that it's coming back because my son's
00:36:02
16. He loves Shane Gillis
00:36:05
>> and he like
00:36:07
>> that generation I think is ready to see
00:36:10
somebody kind of dance close to the line
00:36:12
again,
00:36:13
>> right? They they went from the super
00:36:15
pampered super everyone's scared to do
00:36:17
anything and the new people like, "Hey,
00:36:18
[ __ ] it. Let's get back to just laughing
00:36:20
and doing jokes and not because it's all
00:36:23
it's all down to like five jokes you're
00:36:25
allowed to use and then everyone's like,
00:36:26
"Okay, I'll accept that one. That one
00:36:28
didn't offend anyone. It has no no
00:36:30
corners on it. It's just the most
00:36:31
generic bland dog [ __ ] And some of
00:36:34
these comedy specials, they're just
00:36:35
sitting talking. Like there's not even
00:36:37
they're just like walking around. You
00:36:38
go, "Is there jokes?" Someone's like, "I
00:36:40
won't have an audience in mine or I
00:36:42
won't have this." And there's not. It's
00:36:44
not just even jokes anymore. Making you
00:36:47
laugh. It's like introspective. And I
00:36:49
go, I I personally would go, let's just
00:36:52
get back to getting laughs.
00:36:54
>> I agree. What do you think, Dana? You
00:36:56
know, I I you were maybe too young for
00:36:58
this when it came out, but Blazing
00:36:59
Saddles. So, Blazing Saddles is like
00:37:03
it's a peak movie for me. I'm like a
00:37:05
senior in high school or something.
00:37:07
>> Yeah. Sure.
00:37:08
>> And so, I knew that Richard Prior, who
00:37:12
co-wrote it with Mel Brooks, was not
00:37:14
racist, and neither was Mel Brooks. I
00:37:17
knew it was they were satarizing
00:37:20
all the white racists are idiots. Cleon
00:37:22
Little is above everybody. So, and the
00:37:25
movie is hysterical, but yeah, you can't
00:37:27
do it. Now, the difference between
00:37:31
uh like I played a southern a strong
00:37:34
Thur or whatever, Southern Car on SNL.
00:37:37
Yeah. And
00:37:38
>> right
00:37:38
>> now it would be like I as if I'm that
00:37:41
guy. Yeah. We've lost our sense of humor
00:37:44
about it. For better, for worse. It's
00:37:46
very it's very serious out there because
00:37:49
the stakes are very high between the
00:37:51
left and the right and Trump and Biden.
00:37:53
It's very It's just compared to like
00:37:56
Clinton versus George Sanders, it's like
00:37:59
so benign and now it's all toxic and I
00:38:02
have to trace it back to social media
00:38:04
giving us a platform and tribalism. Talk
00:38:07
to that. I don't want to even mention
00:38:09
what do you think about that people
00:38:11
getting there
00:38:12
>> in their bubbles.
00:38:13
>> It's like it's it's a combination.
00:38:15
Social media becomes the hall police
00:38:18
where a lot of people on social media
00:38:19
are just trying to get people mad at
00:38:21
each other being like did you see that?
00:38:22
Did you see what he said? Did you see
00:38:24
that? And
00:38:25
>> kind of poking the bear on that stuff.
00:38:27
Um,
00:38:28
>> it's also easier to go backwards
00:38:30
>> and have somebody be like, "Oh, I dug
00:38:33
this thing you did at your comedy set
00:38:35
1993. That's weird."
00:38:37
>> Um, you have people who are doing
00:38:39
standup acts. I know they try to take
00:38:41
the phones as much as possible, but
00:38:43
>> you know, sometimes when you're te and
00:38:45
I'm not a standup, but talked to enough
00:38:47
of them. Like sometimes you're out
00:38:48
there, you're testing [ __ ] and you're
00:38:50
trying to figure out what works and what
00:38:51
doesn't and where the lines are. And if
00:38:53
>> you're losing that ability, that becomes
00:38:56
dangerous too, I think. But um
00:38:58
>> right,
00:38:59
>> it's also hard to p pry people's phones
00:39:01
out of their hands. I mean, it's who's
00:39:03
giving up their phone for two hours, you
00:39:04
know? That's a very tough situation to
00:39:07
say you can't t talk to your babysitter,
00:39:09
you can't talk to anyone. And and so you
00:39:12
have to agree to do that. People are
00:39:13
doing it. But yeah, what you're saying
00:39:16
is true. If you want to say jokes that
00:39:17
go way too far and then you're going to
00:39:19
be judged on that, you're like, "This is
00:39:20
where we used to practice." And then we
00:39:22
go, "Okay, that one didn't work. Okay,
00:39:24
that's too much." But it's already out
00:39:26
there now. And they're like, "No, that's
00:39:28
your favorite joke." And you're like,
00:39:29
"No, that was a pretend joke I'm trying
00:39:31
to sharpen and now I got to I'm going to
00:39:34
die with it because that's where do you
00:39:37
practice?" You know, what do you do? I'm
00:39:39
with you.
00:39:40
>> Yeah. Well, you you want to as comedians
00:39:42
mostly just you want to say what you're
00:39:44
not supposed to say. It's what pops into
00:39:46
your head
00:39:47
>> and uh to take that away and you we all
00:39:50
self censor now. Oh, I can't do that. I
00:39:52
won't do that. We'll cut that. You know,
00:39:54
just do you you're not even thinking
00:39:56
about but you are.
00:39:58
>> Well, I remember the sketch the Italian
00:39:59
restaurant sketch with Kirsty Alley
00:40:02
>> when you're the Mater D and you're just
00:40:04
like
00:40:05
basically mauling the guests, which I'm
00:40:08
half Italian, so I love that because
00:40:10
Italian restaurants really are actually
00:40:12
like that. They're very touchyfey. And
00:40:14
so he went for it. There's that one part
00:40:16
when the camera pans back and he's just
00:40:19
got Victoria Jackson with her legs up
00:40:21
and he's like
00:40:24
>> and then by the end of it they're just
00:40:25
like licking the face and doing all
00:40:27
that. I don't even know if I'm not even
00:40:29
positive that would fly now.
00:40:31
>> I don't know. I just don't know. It's
00:40:33
like right on the line.
00:40:34
>> But what I would tell people who have
00:40:35
seen it are offended whatever is I ask
00:40:38
Kirsty Ally, can I are you okay with
00:40:41
this?
00:40:41
>> Yeah. She's amazing in it. Like she lets
00:40:43
everything go. Yeah.
00:40:44
>> Some people are there to say whatever.
00:40:46
We let's do anything you want to me and
00:40:48
whatever's the funniest and they trust
00:40:49
you and then it's way funnier than the
00:40:51
people that are stiff and worried about
00:40:53
it. That's the best.
00:40:54
>> And we did it in dress where I go over
00:40:56
to the table and Victoria goes back. I
00:40:58
have her legs up around my shoulders and
00:41:00
I'm talking to everyone sort of and then
00:41:02
apparently the censorship people said,
00:41:04
"Hey, chill out a little bit." But
00:41:07
somehow Smiggle pretended to or Rob
00:41:10
Schneider, I can't remember, pretended
00:41:11
to try to get to me before that. But
00:41:13
that was probably once I was in that
00:41:15
position in 8H, I go
00:41:17
>> one of the biggest laughs I've ever been
00:41:20
been part of was that. But the honor to
00:41:23
be associated to your point, couldn't do
00:41:24
it today. We're going to have
00:41:26
>> I don't know if we had her already.
00:41:28
Sharon Stone,
00:41:29
>> there's a sketch that has 16 million on
00:41:32
YouTube where we are sort of augling
00:41:35
her. She's going through airport
00:41:36
security. Oh, look. And I'm playing a
00:41:39
man from Indonesia or something. Oh,
00:41:41
look. Oh, can we take And she We're
00:41:44
taking her clothes. I I I don't know if
00:41:46
we'll talk about it with her or whether
00:41:48
you are after her, but um you know when
00:41:50
I remember when I did the Pod of a
00:41:52
Spade, we talk about SNL. The thing that
00:41:53
I always feel like it doesn't get enough
00:41:55
credit for it catches somebody a lot of
00:41:59
times at the absolute most famous they
00:42:01
ever were any at whatever point in their
00:42:03
career.
00:42:04
with the guest host, right? She had
00:42:06
Sharon Stone on probably like right
00:42:08
after Basic Instake or right before and
00:42:10
she's
00:42:11
>> the most white hot famous
00:42:13
>> she's ever gonna be like right there,
00:42:15
right in that moment. And that's why
00:42:16
it's so it's so funny to see some of the
00:42:18
social media accounts that are around
00:42:20
SNL, right? about like they have the
00:42:22
ones of just there's a there's a Twitter
00:42:24
account of just a guest host announcing
00:42:26
the musical guest
00:42:27
>> and sometimes it's really funny because
00:42:28
they could be like there's Steven Seagal
00:42:30
you know introducing smashing pumpkins
00:42:33
and it's like
00:42:34
>> it's like pop culture mad libs you know
00:42:37
that like uh
00:42:38
>> there's one Amelia West like saying good
00:42:40
night and it's Pearl Jam and it's like
00:42:42
super young Eddie Veter and it's like
00:42:44
all right thanks to Eddie and Pearl Jam
00:42:46
and
00:42:46
>> there's no other pop culture artifact
00:42:49
like that
00:42:50
>> you Someone dug up, Bill, uh which I saw
00:42:52
might have been on Twitter was
00:42:55
uh just rolling at promos, which I
00:42:58
didn't know they were rolling when I was
00:42:59
there because they're just rolling and
00:43:01
then they're like and I used to write
00:43:03
promos. So,
00:43:04
>> yeah,
00:43:04
>> it's me, Amelio, Eddie Veter, Lauren
00:43:09
talking and then going okay and then
00:43:11
just all the talk in between. I would
00:43:13
say this, I'd hit this. We step out of
00:43:15
frame, they try one. Hey, it's Ailio
00:43:17
Estz and Pearl J. And then we all walk
00:43:19
back into frame and go, "How'd it go? We
00:43:21
were a second too long." Okay, take this
00:43:23
word out. It's riveting for me to go
00:43:25
like, "There's me." It's almost like
00:43:27
watching that Beatles thing where you
00:43:28
go, "There's something I didn't know
00:43:30
about and they're filming and it just a
00:43:33
little sliver of time in one of my
00:43:36
favorite things in the world and just
00:43:38
doing it and just my daily the boring
00:43:41
daily grind of that place and you go so
00:43:43
[ __ ] cool." Well, for both of you,
00:43:45
it's like all that stuff must be like
00:43:47
these random home movies that are in
00:43:49
your attic, but meanwhile like 20
00:43:51
million people have seen them and then
00:43:54
>> dress rehearsal and stuff. We never saw
00:43:56
dress on video where we or they have it
00:43:58
somewhere because now they're showing
00:44:00
clips from SNL from dress and they're
00:44:01
showing this and they have a million
00:44:02
things backstage and some of the mystery
00:44:04
is gone. But, uh, it was fun to just run
00:44:07
around backstage. There's no security.
00:44:09
There's no nothing. There's no there's
00:44:11
people in the hall drunk and friends of
00:44:12
friends that are there and Phil
00:44:14
Hartman's going move the [ __ ] out of the
00:44:15
way because he's got 90 seconds to get
00:44:18
to his quick change of back and people
00:44:19
are drunk go hey man like I'm at the
00:44:21
show but now I think they've got a
00:44:24
little more dialed in but that was part
00:44:25
of the fun of it.
00:44:26
>> It's a you know it's there's a sur
00:44:28
reality to it. I always tell people it's
00:44:30
a little bit like going back you to your
00:44:32
high school on a Sunday afternoon when
00:44:35
no one's around and just walking around
00:44:36
the halls whatever that feeling is. So
00:44:39
when I'm there in the 17th floor and
00:44:41
I'll be walking along and I'll see me
00:44:43
and Phil in a sketch or picture David or
00:44:46
it's it's it's heady stuff because
00:44:48
experientially it's it is the most
00:44:51
intense part of one's life or or right
00:44:53
up there you know.
00:44:54
>> Yeah,
00:44:55
>> because of the livveness of it and the
00:44:57
legacy of it. That's why I think of cast
00:44:59
members who joined this year. You know,
00:45:02
I was lucky, but I had Eddie and Billy
00:45:04
Crystal, Mark Short, that those guys and
00:45:07
then also the original cast, which is
00:45:08
like Mount Rushmore for all of us, you
00:45:10
know.
00:45:11
>> Um,
00:45:12
>> but when you when you showed up, the
00:45:13
show was in trouble cuz it felt like
00:45:16
that transition year after the Billy
00:45:18
Crystal uh that Martin Short and
00:45:21
Christopher Guest that year and then
00:45:23
Lauren came back. He had this young cast
00:45:26
and only a couple of them ended up
00:45:27
staying I think for the second year. But
00:45:30
then you showed up and Hartman showed up
00:45:31
and all of a sudden the show was the
00:45:34
show was amazing again. Um but could you
00:45:36
feel like
00:45:37
>> did it feel like that was a make or
00:45:39
break year? Now I feel like I'm
00:45:40
interviewing you. Did that feel like a
00:45:41
make or break year for the for the cast
00:45:43
or did you not even sense that?
00:45:45
>> Well, unless I've misremembered this but
00:45:47
Diana Minard who was Lauren's lieutenant
00:45:50
producer, really nice woman. I believe
00:45:52
are saying I I was told that we had a 10
00:45:55
show commitment um that Bernie 10 shows
00:45:59
>> Bernie Burlstein went to Brandon
00:46:00
Tardikoff I think and just said you got
00:46:03
to give Lauren one more shot this I
00:46:05
remember so I was told this if we don't
00:46:07
hit the ground running they're going to
00:46:09
pull the plug at Christmas.
00:46:12
So, uh, incredibly nervous. Anyway, and
00:46:15
the first sketch that I did, Madonna
00:46:17
came on for my first show and apologized
00:46:19
for the 85 season. That was our cold
00:46:21
open.
00:46:22
>> Yeah.
00:46:22
>> And then I'm in a sketch with Jan Hooks
00:46:26
and Phil and myself. And uh I just found
00:46:29
out recently I was talking to Robert
00:46:31
Smeaggel and and Jim Downey Jim Downey
00:46:34
and they just said that the audience
00:46:36
felt safe with us and at that moment
00:46:39
because you don't want the audience to
00:46:41
feel nervous for you or not quite sure
00:46:44
where the joke's going, you know, you
00:46:47
want to get them relaxed. So, uh to come
00:46:49
in with them and do that was great. And
00:46:50
then when David showed up and Chris
00:46:53
Rock, Chris Farley, Sandler, I felt like
00:46:56
in those years we were peak peak all
00:46:59
cylinders for for us because we had
00:47:02
>> the bad the bad boys kicking ass. And
00:47:05
then we also still had Phil and John
00:47:07
Loveitz for a year and Dennis and stuff.
00:47:09
So that was
00:47:10
>> I mean that was that was the second peak
00:47:12
of the show. I feel like the show is in
00:47:14
danger in my lifetime three times. The
00:47:17
first was okay
00:47:19
>> after the original cast left that Gene
00:47:22
Dominion year that you talked about a
00:47:23
little with Piscopo but um it really
00:47:25
felt like the if Eddie if Eddie isn't
00:47:28
there the show gets canceled like that's
00:47:29
just
00:47:29
>> Was that the Robert Downey Anthony
00:47:31
Mahal?
00:47:31
>> No
00:47:33
that was the next one was the the uh so
00:47:36
that was season six
00:47:38
>> pisto
00:47:40
they end up keeping but if they don't
00:47:42
have Eddie I think the show gets canled.
00:47:43
Yeah,
00:47:44
>> I think if the Dana Phil Hartman that
00:47:46
first season doesn't work,
00:47:48
>> I think the show gets cancelled. And it
00:47:50
really feels like if if the Will Frell
00:47:53
that season if Frell's not on the show
00:47:56
and the new blood and the people they
00:47:57
kept, but then the new people they
00:47:58
brought in that season didn't work. I do
00:48:01
wonder if they would have canceled it
00:48:02
that year because that I remember that
00:48:04
>> that was back in the day when those
00:48:06
magazine profiles if it was the right
00:48:08
kind of hit piece really felt like
00:48:10
incredibly damaging and that I remember
00:48:11
reading that New York magazine piece and
00:48:13
being like oh my god the show's going to
00:48:15
get cancelled and then that first
00:48:17
episode with Will he showed up he did
00:48:18
get off the shed
00:48:20
>> he did the the phone thing with mel
00:48:22
Hemingway and it was just like oh we're
00:48:24
good this this guy's amazing the show's
00:48:26
going to be good again. Um but I after
00:48:29
that I never felt like SNO was in danger
00:48:31
again after that.
00:48:33
>> Where do you feel what how now that you
00:48:36
are sort of an expert? What do you feel
00:48:38
about this season and this cast
00:48:41
>> and the new watch as much anymore? No.
00:48:44
>> I watch uh I still watch I still monitor
00:48:47
it. Um I I think they've made the
00:48:51
mistake the last decade of too many cast
00:48:53
members, which I think you can always
00:48:55
trace when the show is struggling.
00:48:57
>> Yeah.
00:48:58
>> It's when the show is always humming,
00:49:00
it's always smaller cast members. And
00:49:02
I've talked about a bunch of people
00:49:05
about this who've worked on the cast.
00:49:06
Like
00:49:07
>> it's like a basketball team. If you if
00:49:09
you guys watch basketball, like
00:49:11
>> I do. If you're playing 14 players
00:49:14
and everybody's playing, you know, 12 to
00:49:16
18 minutes a game, guess what? The
00:49:18
team's going to suck. But if you're if
00:49:20
you figure out who like your seven or
00:49:22
eight are and you ride those seven or
00:49:24
eight, the team's going to be really
00:49:25
good. And I always felt like SNL at its
00:49:28
best always had the eight or nine. I I I
00:49:31
went to Lauren's office like 10 years
00:49:32
ago and I got to do
00:49:34
>> a podcast with him, which was amazing. I
00:49:36
mean, it was like honestly one of the
00:49:37
highlights of my career. And I was
00:49:38
giving him my basketball theory and his
00:49:40
answer was, "Yeah, but the new cast
00:49:44
members, that's kind of like the draft."
00:49:47
And you, it takes so a couple years for
00:49:50
the new cast membersh.
00:49:52
Yeah. And you got to have those guys
00:49:54
ready and that's why we have the deeper
00:49:56
cast.
00:49:57
>> I get it, but I still feel like it
00:49:58
should be eight or nine max.
00:50:00
>> I It would have been tough on me. I just
00:50:02
I happened to be in like four things on
00:50:05
the on my first episode. I didn't even
00:50:06
know what I was doing. But it it's sink
00:50:09
or swim. If you're slow motion, it's
00:50:12
kind of like if you don't like when when
00:50:13
an NBA player gets traded
00:50:16
>> and he and then he comes in with a new
00:50:18
team with a new system and he gets into
00:50:20
his rhythm.
00:50:21
>> He's fits with the system, all of a
00:50:22
sudden he's scoring 20 points. He's a
00:50:24
different basketball player. But if you
00:50:26
coming off the bench constantly and the
00:50:27
offense isn't running through you, the
00:50:29
same thing with SNL. If you can't get
00:50:31
your reps in and get rid of the fear,
00:50:34
not all of us are Eddie Murphy, who I
00:50:36
thought was a a savant, you know, at 19,
00:50:38
but mo even will f everybody gets better
00:50:41
the more they're out there and then the
00:50:43
audience also discovers you, gets
00:50:45
comfortable with you. So I I it's it's
00:50:47
it's pick your poison. I don't think you
00:50:50
know I Lauren, you know, it's his show.
00:50:52
He's 50 years. He he has a method to
00:50:54
what everything he thinks of everything.
00:50:56
So I guess this is um how it how it
00:51:00
works. you get to be on the show, but
00:51:01
you may have we we didn't have anyone
00:51:04
not in the show. When I was there, it
00:51:05
was seven cast members,
00:51:07
>> right?
00:51:07
>> So, everybody was in every show, but now
00:51:09
a lot of times, oh, I wasn't in it for
00:51:10
two weeks.
00:51:11
>> It's like survivor. Yeah. Because
00:51:12
there's people that just if you don't
00:51:14
make it and then and then they sometimes
00:51:16
add but don't subtract. So, now you add
00:51:20
this person because you got to cover
00:51:21
like a leading man type. You know, they
00:51:23
there's sometimes there's types. I never
00:51:25
got that back then, but sometimes you
00:51:27
need to fill a Phil Hartman role.
00:51:28
sometimes you need to fill this kind of
00:51:30
guy and and then um if you don't do or
00:51:34
just adding now suddenly it's just too
00:51:35
many to keep track of. It's just hard
00:51:37
for them. They go bananas but then if
00:51:39
they leave where do you go? I remember I
00:51:41
was going to leave a year earlier and
00:51:42
then they're like what do we have lined
00:51:44
up because it's always easier to get
00:51:46
work when you're on SNL and then
00:51:48
>> right
00:51:48
>> had a movie almost every summer and then
00:51:51
uh you leave and luckily got on just
00:51:54
shoot me but that that that doesn't
00:51:55
always happen so what do you do when you
00:51:57
go and so you just sometimes just stick
00:51:59
it out and there's people there sticking
00:52:01
out longer than we used to I stayed six
00:52:03
years and that was considered a hair
00:52:05
long um Sandler uh Farley Rock was three
00:52:10
Sandler for like were four or five. No,
00:52:12
five. So, I stayed one year too long and
00:52:14
I was like the [ __ ] guy that went to
00:52:16
college that came back to high school
00:52:17
cuz it was Will and Sher and I was like
00:52:19
I like them but I didn't I immediately
00:52:22
felt like oh no all my guys are gone and
00:52:24
I don't know what to do with this. I
00:52:26
don't and so I just did one Lauren goes
00:52:28
stay and you can do one segment a week
00:52:30
do whatever you want and I didn't do
00:52:31
sketches. I just did one segment a week
00:52:34
of whatever I wanted and that was like
00:52:35
my own kind of update. So that was where
00:52:38
the Terry Hatcher thing was. Sean Penn
00:52:40
gave me a tattoo.
00:52:40
>> I thought that really worked. Yeah, I
00:52:42
>> it was fun. It's funny, but you have one
00:52:44
swing to get it right. I went to the
00:52:46
World Series, did a field piece to the
00:52:48
Braves with Chipper Jones and some
00:52:50
people. So, you know, some of those came
00:52:51
out pretty funny, but after that I said,
00:52:54
"No, I think it's time to boogie." And
00:52:57
uh and then I forgot where this question
00:53:00
started.
00:53:00
>> Well, I mean, part of it is about how
00:53:02
you build the cast, right? And
00:53:03
>> yeah,
00:53:04
>> everyone says the same thing. You have
00:53:06
to have that one glue person.
00:53:08
>> Mhm. You know, and then you could argue
00:53:10
about who the greatest glue person was.
00:53:11
It's probably Phil.
00:53:13
>> Philoid.
00:53:15
Yeah. Acrod's in there. I think there
00:53:17
was a moment where Sudakus and Hater
00:53:19
together
00:53:21
>> were like just literally covering every
00:53:23
possible glue thing you would ever want.
00:53:25
>> And and Fred Fred Armson too,
00:53:28
>> right?
00:53:28
>> Those three, it's always amazing that we
00:53:31
get these new peaks after Will Ferrell.
00:53:33
And then um we asked um Keenan Thompson,
00:53:38
who's your MVP or whatever and he said
00:53:41
the women of the last 20 years.
00:53:43
>> Yeah.
00:53:44
>> And I do think there were complaints
00:53:45
about misogyny in terms of casting and
00:53:48
Norah Dunn had some complaints about it.
00:53:52
Um and boy, starting with I don't know
00:53:54
Sherio Terry through Tina and I I'll
00:53:56
miss all the name. Maya and and Amy
00:54:00
Polar, you know, it's just Kristen and
00:54:02
then and then Kate
00:54:04
>> and um
00:54:05
>> Yeah, but you know what though? I I
00:54:07
thought that was totally fair because I
00:54:09
always felt like Jan Hooks was one of
00:54:10
the best cast members of that entire
00:54:12
generation ever.
00:54:13
>> And she and they're always like, "Oh, it
00:54:15
wasn't until this when" and it was like,
00:54:16
"Man,
00:54:18
>> I I thought
00:54:19
>> it's taking it away from her a little
00:54:20
bit because she was
00:54:21
>> I thought I I mean to to me she's in the
00:54:24
running of one of the best female cast
00:54:26
members in the history of the show."
00:54:27
>> Yeah. And
00:54:28
>> I think she's in the top five.
00:54:30
>> Yeah. A male you would women were not
00:54:32
running for president. I mean Sarah
00:54:34
Palin came on the scene and there was
00:54:37
Tina Fey meeting that in in the era I
00:54:40
was in it was mostly men politically.
00:54:43
There were other figures but so that
00:54:45
sort of evolved as well. Obviously,
00:54:47
Hillary became a big a big thing, but um
00:54:50
yeah, Jan Jan Hooks, I don't know if I
00:54:53
wouldn't call her underrated because
00:54:55
everybody knows, but if you really take
00:54:56
a deep dive into into her work, she was
00:55:00
one of those what can't she do? You
00:55:03
know,
00:55:09
>> Bill, who's your who's your starting
00:55:10
five if you took out the original casts?
00:55:12
That's that's they're too good. They
00:55:14
don't count.
00:55:14
>> And take us out. Yeah.
00:55:18
>> He's like, "You don't have to worry
00:55:19
about that."
00:55:20
>> Yeah.
00:55:22
Dana's got a real Mount Rush. He's got a
00:55:24
legitimate Mount Rushmore. He really
00:55:26
does.
00:55:26
>> He's got I really have to say I'll give
00:55:28
it to Dana.
00:55:29
>> Uh, okay. Take Dana out.
00:55:31
>> I get people who think I um I'm just I'm
00:55:35
an impressionist like Rich Little when I
00:55:38
meet him at airports and stuff. You did
00:55:39
the best impressionist. And I go, "Well,
00:55:42
but what about Church Lady and Gar?" and
00:55:44
they go, "Oh, that's kind of
00:55:46
flattering." Okay, go ahead.
00:55:48
>> I think uh I think Hartman and Eddie and
00:55:53
um
00:55:54
>> Frell
00:55:55
>> Yeah.
00:55:56
>> just all the all the different stuff
00:55:58
they could do.
00:56:00
>> They just had it like it's almost like
00:56:03
instead of just naming five, it's almost
00:56:05
like who can't be left out.
00:56:07
>> And I think you have to mention those
00:56:09
three and you have to mention Dana.
00:56:11
>> Um
00:56:12
>> you have to mention Dana. I have.
00:56:15
>> And if you're if you're pulling the
00:56:16
original, if you're if you're saying
00:56:18
that's off limits, that's tough for me
00:56:19
because I think Gilda was the best
00:56:21
female cast member they ever had.
00:56:24
>> And it's not a popular opinion because
00:56:26
it was 100 million years ago and people
00:56:27
barely remember it. But man, if you go
00:56:29
back and you look at all the stuff she
00:56:31
did, she was so good, so talented, so
00:56:34
famous that she had her own Broadway
00:56:36
show. Like,
00:56:37
>> how many cast members in the history of
00:56:39
SNO could be like, "You're so good at
00:56:41
this. We're gonna have a show called
00:56:42
Gilda Live and you're gonna do all your
00:56:44
characters. It's like impossible.
00:56:46
>> I'm not gonna fight young Gilda. Yeah. I
00:56:48
I mean Gilda I mean all these girls the
00:56:50
women today will probably be like
00:56:53
>> they looked up to Gilda. I'm sure like
00:56:55
we looked up to different
00:56:57
>> I looked up to Gilda too. I mean I would
00:56:58
watch her and I didn't realize how hard
00:57:00
what she was doing was. I would see
00:57:01
characters and just think that was the
00:57:03
people and then later go oh they're
00:57:05
doing different I don't know what was
00:57:06
going on. You know,
00:57:08
>> I actually thought of the last 20 years,
00:57:10
I thought Maya Rudolph
00:57:12
>> was the was the my favorite female cast
00:57:14
member. Um, I thought she could do the
00:57:16
most. I thought I just thought she was
00:57:18
incredibly talented. I know she's she
00:57:20
has like four or five kids. Like I like
00:57:22
she's definitely gone the family
00:57:23
direction a little bit, but
00:57:25
>> Oh, yeah.
00:57:25
>> I think she was like I I just thought
00:57:28
like she was one of those she could
00:57:29
literally do anything. Well, it's almost
00:57:31
like you could make three three or four
00:57:33
packs for people like just Maya.
00:57:36
>> You could do top 20. You could do top
00:57:38
>> and then and then you have Armison and
00:57:39
Sedakus and and Bill her maybe the best,
00:57:42
you know. So, it's it's it's just a it's
00:57:44
a fun game. It's a way to celebrate the
00:57:46
show. For me, my thought about Gilda is
00:57:48
the charisma and the likability was was
00:57:52
at the the highest I'd ever seen of any
00:57:55
cast member. I mean, there was an
00:57:57
adorability thing about her. She's
00:58:00
playing a little girl on a bed. It's an
00:58:02
in just herself. She's so committed. It
00:58:04
just there was just this uh kind of
00:58:06
other level of of likability or
00:58:09
adorability, whatever quotient you want
00:58:11
to call it.
00:58:12
>> Who do you have as your number one I
00:58:14
maybe you're too close to this and can't
00:58:15
answer, but number one weekend update.
00:58:19
>> Well, I have to uh bifurcate them in a
00:58:22
way like
00:58:22
>> Yeah. like Chvy was the original and so
00:58:25
when I'm watching that show um he was
00:58:29
just no wonder he he's a movie star you
00:58:31
know he's like he was
00:58:32
>> such a good vibe to watch Chvy yeah
00:58:34
everything was funny everything was
00:58:35
exciting it was fun to watch
00:58:36
>> Dennis Dennis did six years solo that's
00:58:39
why I don't you know when you had Tina
00:58:41
and and Jimmy Fallon stuff this is a
00:58:43
different kind of idea I do think the
00:58:46
current two uh Michael and Colin I have
00:58:50
a great chemistry they're they're
00:58:51
getting even better and looser. They're
00:58:53
tricking each other. So, I think they're
00:58:55
really as good as it gets.
00:58:58
>> So, but for a solo, you know, night
00:59:00
after night, I've never been around. And
00:59:02
David would, you know, Dennis is just
00:59:05
such a brilliant joke writer.
00:59:07
>> Um, and he's a machine.
00:59:10
>> But, so I would put him up there as the
00:59:12
solo. I mean, Norm Norm only did two
00:59:15
years, you know, it's different, right?
00:59:17
Was two years. Norm also had a a thing
00:59:21
you couldn't take your eyes off of him,
00:59:23
you know, when he was doing Update. That
00:59:26
smile, the dimples. I mean, he was like
00:59:27
he looked like a movie star. He never
00:59:29
played into it, but he looked like a
00:59:30
full-blown movie star,
00:59:32
>> especially in that era.
00:59:34
>> And then the the turns that his jokes
00:59:36
would take. I don't know what do you
00:59:38
call it, David? That style of his like
00:59:41
OJ's not doing too well because he kills
00:59:44
people or whatever it was, you know,
00:59:46
>> the pauses. Yeah.
00:59:48
>> Pauses and like this really bold turn.
00:59:51
So he's
00:59:52
>> it's fun to talk.
00:59:53
>> Michael Jackson says he'll never get
00:59:54
married mostly because he's gay. Yeah.
00:59:57
>> It's like and then but they let him do
00:59:59
it and then it's just hard to compete
01:00:02
with that because that's just in a world
01:00:05
of you weren't cancelling people. He
01:00:07
would have been cancelled. I mean there
01:00:08
there's so many things he said and then
01:00:10
he doesn't his stand up
01:00:12
people.
01:00:12
>> I maybe he might have been uncared. No,
01:00:15
no, he doesn't care. A and even later in
01:00:18
his career, he would just do gigs and
01:00:20
people come, they know what they're
01:00:21
getting. So,
01:00:22
>> but yeah, to Can I just talk to that for
01:00:24
a second? Cuz Norm's um I he wasn't
01:00:28
stoned, but he his eyes were all sparkly
01:00:30
and he had a grin on his face. I saw him
01:00:32
go on the View once with Barbara Walters
01:00:35
and everyone and they're just talking
01:00:37
about presidents or something and he
01:00:39
gets into a casual thing just soft
01:00:41
selling it with that grin of his. Yeah,
01:00:43
with the Clintons, right? I mean, you
01:00:45
know, they uh they're good. I think I
01:00:47
like them, but uh I I think they they
01:00:49
kill they kill the guy, right? You know,
01:00:52
>> they kill too many people. That's what
01:00:54
>> And Barbara Walters didn't under didn't
01:00:56
know who he was. It was just a comedian
01:00:58
getting booked.
01:00:58
>> What are you wait what?
01:01:00
>> What are you saying? I think any great,
01:01:03
right? But so his soft pedaling, he was
01:01:06
almost like a country
01:01:08
>> guy out in the out in the town square or
01:01:11
something. So you you they never landed
01:01:14
hard in like a a way with Norm. That was
01:01:17
also part of his
01:01:19
>> I thought Dennis was the best.
01:01:22
But Norm Norm was my favorite.
01:01:25
>> Okay. I don't know. I just felt like I
01:01:28
didn't know if everyone was in on Norm.
01:01:29
I didn't know anything. I'm living in
01:01:31
Boston. We don't have the internet yet.
01:01:32
I don't know how popular it is. But I
01:01:34
just knew like me and my friends, we
01:01:36
were like
01:01:37
>> this guy's probably getting fired soon.
01:01:38
Let's just enjoy this for the for the 10
01:01:41
to 20 weeks this is.
01:01:46
>> Did Did he originate fake news or was
01:01:48
that someone else?
01:01:49
>> Did Norm say and has the fake news?
01:01:52
>> Yeah, I think he did.
01:01:53
>> Yeah, he also he did the note to self.
01:01:55
Another interesting argument that people
01:01:58
always have the same SNL arguments.
01:01:59
Nobody has the
01:02:01
>> who are the best five people to just pop
01:02:03
next to the weekend update guy for four
01:02:05
minutes. Oh, for bits
01:02:07
>> combo. Cuz that was Belushi.
01:02:10
Like that was one of the things he
01:02:12
didn't get enough credit for when he
01:02:13
would come in and he would do different
01:02:15
things, but he would do the guy that got
01:02:16
me. I can't
01:02:17
>> he would do the one where he would just
01:02:18
get super mad and end up with the
01:02:20
button. No, and then he'd go flying off
01:02:22
the stage. Like I feel like he was the
01:02:23
first one that was like crazy
01:02:25
>> throwing his body.
01:02:26
>> Eddie was Eddie was unbelievable. Eddie
01:02:29
became famous.
01:02:30
>> And then Sandler probably hit the
01:02:32
hardest of anybody.
01:02:33
>> Yeah. because he could do the
01:02:35
characters, he could do the songs. Like
01:02:37
when he did the the first time he did
01:02:39
the Hanukkah song, like you go back and
01:02:41
watch that clip, like people lose their
01:02:43
[ __ ] minds. Like it's like he's
01:02:45
Leonard Skard Freeird.
01:02:47
>> He's a professional singer. It's unreal.
01:02:49
Along with Joe, which is very rare, and
01:02:51
he's cute.
01:02:53
>> And then uh I remember when he did Crazy
01:02:55
Spoon Head. He did all the uh Halloween
01:02:57
things killing.
01:02:58
>> Yeah. And just just commitment. I mean,
01:03:00
Adam has that whatever whatever he has,
01:03:03
he's got it. You know, he super super
01:03:05
likable charm.
01:03:07
>> Yeah. And hater, I think, is up there,
01:03:08
too, for just popping on. Kate McKinnon
01:03:10
was really good at it. Just coming on,
01:03:12
playing some crazy character.
01:03:14
>> But it is like its own little skill set
01:03:16
because you It's like you're a
01:03:17
basketball player. You're just coming
01:03:18
in. You have to make like five threes in
01:03:20
two minutes to get out of the game.
01:03:22
>> Yeah. You did a I mean, that's how you
01:03:24
broke in, right? With uh sit next to
01:03:26
>> I think I was doing like little
01:03:28
Hollywood minutes. Oh, that's what
01:03:30
that's all that was. Yeah, I guess I
01:03:31
would come in and do those. But even if
01:03:33
I did anything I talked about going to
01:03:35
concerts or whatever, you're sitting on
01:03:36
a desk in the dark and you're like and
01:03:39
you know it's coming to you which joke
01:03:40
and then you slide in and the Q cards
01:03:43
they point and they go like you're up
01:03:44
after this one and you're like because
01:03:47
you're in the dark and no one's really
01:03:48
looking at you and you slide over and
01:03:50
then there's 20 million people like they
01:03:52
see you and even when you walk by you go
01:03:54
I can just run in front of that camera
01:03:56
right now,
01:03:57
>> right?
01:03:57
>> I guess that's a trust issue. It is like
01:03:58
a rodeo a rodeo thing because I remember
01:04:00
one time you're in you're in you're on
01:04:03
deck and you're in the darkness and the
01:04:05
show's all lit up and there's laughs and
01:04:08
ra and I think it was Chris Rock was
01:04:10
before me or something. So I see his
01:04:12
hair, his chairs rolls out and he does
01:04:15
his thing. Then I'm in the shoot and it
01:04:17
is you have to go from just darkness and
01:04:19
crew guys around you to being on, you
01:04:22
know. So there's there is that. Dana,
01:04:24
what about when you do you do a good one
01:04:26
and it kills and then you kind of scoot
01:04:27
yourself and then Piscapo uh I mean uh
01:04:30
Joe Dixo pulls you off or whoever and
01:04:33
then you're in the uh dark and you're
01:04:35
just walking behind like a Gap Girl set
01:04:37
and no one's even looking at you and
01:04:38
you're like your adrenaline's going but
01:04:40
the show's still going over here and you
01:04:42
sort of walk back to the underneath to
01:04:45
maybe snag a few compliments from Lauren
01:04:48
and the producers watching
01:04:50
>> some of the audience members and they
01:04:51
avoid eye contact
01:04:52
>> and then you go back and where it's lit
01:04:54
by your dressing room to change and
01:04:55
you're like anybody did it go good did
01:04:57
it go bad like
01:04:58
>> another good category is the the Mount
01:05:02
Rushmore or whatever of people who
01:05:04
weren't even the focal point of the
01:05:05
sketch but somehow were still the
01:05:06
funniest person in the sketch
01:05:08
>> which is like to me Chris Farley's
01:05:10
number one
01:05:11
>> um
01:05:11
>> oh yeah has to
01:05:12
>> like he's in the dysfunctional family
01:05:14
feud
01:05:16
>> he's he's just like the loser kid who
01:05:18
Harman's being mean to and he's probably
01:05:21
like the fifth most important but every
01:05:23
single thing he does in the thing is
01:05:24
hilarious. Um,
01:05:25
>> and then at the end he runs out and
01:05:27
starts kicking to the left and right. I
01:05:29
just saw that the other day. I go, "What
01:05:30
a moron." I remember walking at
01:05:33
rehearsal. I go, "You're not really
01:05:34
doing that." He goes, "Oh, yeah.
01:05:36
>> You were on the other side. You were in
01:05:38
the normal family."
01:05:38
>> Yeah. I watch him. Yeah. We were I think
01:05:40
we were the normal family, right?
01:05:41
>> He Chris was there was so much in
01:05:44
intellect behind all that. You knew him
01:05:46
much better than I did, David. But his
01:05:48
rhythms and sounds and moves that he
01:05:50
would, you know, like I mean it just
01:05:53
they were so concise and you could not
01:05:56
not laugh. Like when he would do his
01:05:57
kind of fake laugh like he would turn
01:05:59
into a hog, you know, just around the
01:06:02
office,
01:06:03
>> you like this is irresistibly funny. But
01:06:06
yeah, he he was your eye went to him.
01:06:08
Anything he was in, I once did Ross
01:06:10
Perau riding him like he was a piggy.
01:06:12
Come on, piggy boy. Let's go, piggy boy.
01:06:14
And I was going, Chris, is this okay
01:06:16
with you? And he goes, "Oh yeah, do
01:06:17
whatever you want." You know, I'm
01:06:18
whipping him and stuff.
01:06:20
>> I know other people get mad. You can't
01:06:22
do that to Chris. Chris wasn't mad. No,
01:06:23
no, do it. I'll do whatever you want. I
01:06:25
don't care. I think it's funny.
01:06:26
>> So,
01:06:27
>> you would never kill a bit.
01:06:29
>> So, we're headed for the 50th year.
01:06:31
>> Yeah.
01:06:32
>> Next year.
01:06:32
>> I know.
01:06:33
>> Yeah.
01:06:33
>> Which I think is really good for your
01:06:35
podcast because, you know, it's the fact
01:06:38
that the show's been around for a half
01:06:40
century is
01:06:41
>> What do they do, Bill? What does this
01:06:43
leave? Who takes over?
01:06:45
>> It's stunning. and bizarre. I can't even
01:06:48
fathom fathom it. 50th.
01:06:51
>> Um
01:06:53
I think I I'm guessing Lauren's going to
01:06:55
leave and I'm guessing somebody major
01:06:58
has to take over the show. Somebody with
01:07:00
real DNA with
01:07:01
>> someone NBC would approve. Everyone
01:07:03
would have to approve.
01:07:04
>> It's I I just feel like it's Tina. It's
01:07:06
Seth if he wants to do it.
01:07:08
>> And it's got to be somebody on that
01:07:10
level who has that kind of chops.
01:07:12
They're not just be like, "Hey, we hired
01:07:13
Bob. He's been a huge fan of the show.
01:07:15
he'll be taking over for Lord Michaels.
01:07:16
Like I I don't see that happening. I
01:07:18
feel like the person's got to have DNA.
01:07:20
>> Yeah, we brought him over from Hallmark
01:07:21
>> and they they would have to they would
01:07:23
be warned ahead of time that half the
01:07:25
time you're miserable. I mean, it's it's
01:07:27
a tough show. Not every show crushes.
01:07:30
There was just a lot of shows in my
01:07:32
where the party's a little grim and
01:07:34
didn't really land it that night, you
01:07:36
know, because that's why there's no
01:07:37
other sketch shows because the the ratio
01:07:40
of success to failure and a quick hit
01:07:42
sketch.
01:07:43
>> Yeah. But I I do think the fact that
01:07:45
it's live, they tried to take that away
01:07:47
in the 90s. He said, "Let's make it
01:07:48
taped and we got to change the theme."
01:07:50
And Lauren, to his credit, always
01:07:52
resisted.
01:07:54
>> Somehow he knew about branding
01:07:56
>> before maybe that was become such a
01:07:58
thing people talk about. Stuck with that
01:08:01
theme. Everything's familiar. And that's
01:08:03
why we can interview cast members. We
01:08:05
talked to Mikey Day yesterday,
01:08:07
>> right?
01:08:07
>> He's on today. And uh we know
01:08:09
everything. We told him that. We know
01:08:11
the offices you're in. We know Lauren's
01:08:13
there. It's still But Lauren might just
01:08:16
stay a few more years. I don't know. I
01:08:19
>> Yeah. Who knows? Like the Patriots are
01:08:20
going through this now. Bill Bichc
01:08:23
>> just left and they hired a new coach and
01:08:24
he's got a new coaching staff and
01:08:26
there's been a lot of stories about
01:08:28
>> whoa things are so different and oh the
01:08:31
coach talked to the media today and
01:08:33
>> oh my god they have this you know
01:08:35
they're changing this part of the office
01:08:37
and it's going to be this now and
01:08:38
everybody's like because Belich was
01:08:39
there for 20 plus years. Yeah. And just
01:08:42
any kind of change feels like the most
01:08:44
substantial change ever. So I can't even
01:08:47
imagine with SNO if somebody else came
01:08:48
in and was like, "Hey, I thought of an
01:08:50
idea. We're going to merge two offices
01:08:52
and make it one big." People like,
01:08:54
"What? You can't do that. That's it's
01:08:56
been that way for 50 years." I don't
01:08:58
know how you do that.
01:09:00
>> Maybe Tina and Seth could make one
01:09:02
Lauren. I don't know. I mean, they they
01:09:04
would Lauren is very good politically
01:09:07
with the the new regime as Universal,
01:09:10
whoever is or whoever the head of the
01:09:11
network. He's really good at doing that.
01:09:13
And how do you navigate all these cast
01:09:16
members um kind of Game of Throning each
01:09:20
other even even if they love each other,
01:09:22
it's still just your friend gets. So, I
01:09:24
don't know. It's really hard.
01:09:26
>> And Lauren knows all the celebrities,
01:09:27
too. So, Lauren can call someone and
01:09:30
say, "Maybe Steve Martin would be good
01:09:31
in this. let's call them
01:09:34
has to be able to be dialed in.
01:09:35
>> The new iteration of the show I don't
01:09:37
feel like should be celebrity dependent.
01:09:38
And I would go back to what the roots of
01:09:40
the show were and go to cast members and
01:09:43
a guest host but not be celebrity
01:09:45
dependent because
01:09:47
>> celebrity and pop culture is part of the
01:09:49
what they should be you know kind of
01:09:51
>> I felt that yeah and we talked about it
01:09:53
earlier uh yesterday when the podcast a
01:09:56
while back but yeah when a celebrity
01:09:58
would come in and then in my era someone
01:10:01
from the cast would do that impression I
01:10:04
just thought it was dispiriting you know
01:10:07
um for the Yes. And we had So I I do
01:10:11
think this I'm going to say it. The
01:10:13
secret sauce, one of them is is watching
01:10:15
a young performer come in, male, female,
01:10:17
watching them trundle along and then
01:10:20
become a star. You're you're in real
01:10:22
time. You're experiencing it with them.
01:10:24
And that is still the magic elixir of an
01:10:28
unknown person being thrown out there,
01:10:30
you know,
01:10:30
>> and you want those impressions to have
01:10:32
some bite and and you want to have some
01:10:35
edge to it. And it's just hard if
01:10:36
they're a friend of the show, friend of
01:10:38
the show. And so you got to stay away
01:10:39
from some people or you can't do this
01:10:41
politically.
01:10:41
>> Like you could argue they should be
01:10:43
having so much fun with Taylor Swift and
01:10:44
Travis Kelce, right? Like that should be
01:10:47
>> Think about if those people existed in
01:10:49
the late 70s or in the late 80s.
01:10:52
>> Sure.
01:10:53
>> That would have been fodder for the show
01:10:54
every week, but now I feel like they'd
01:10:56
be a little afraid because oh no, she
01:10:58
won't want to come back on if we make
01:10:59
fun of her.
01:11:00
>> And I like the other piece of it is
01:11:02
>> good point. Why is the show live at this
01:11:05
point if there's no danger that comes
01:11:08
with being live? Because, right, because
01:11:10
the reason, the whole reason they had
01:11:11
the show in the first place was this is
01:11:13
live. Anything can happen.
01:11:15
>> Any line might get crossed. Somebody
01:11:17
might
01:11:18
>> swear accidentally. All these crazy
01:11:19
things could happen.
01:11:20
>> Now it's like a safe live, which I don't
01:11:23
at this point like I don't know why you
01:11:24
just wouldn't tape the show at 8:00 and
01:11:26
air it at 11:30. It's not like, "Oh my
01:11:29
god, what's going to happen?" I don't Do
01:11:30
you feel like
01:11:32
50th?
01:11:33
>> Maybe.
01:11:34
>> Uh, it would be better. I mean, when you
01:11:36
can have two takes on something like on
01:11:37
a movie, you're definitely better. Some
01:11:39
sketches you come off on the wrong foot
01:11:41
and you're like, oh my god, we came in
01:11:42
wrong. And it's just not clicking. I
01:11:44
want to step back and go, let me just
01:11:46
come in again. And then you're like,
01:11:48
it's too late. It's not It's not
01:11:50
working. when when something uh like
01:11:52
when Ross Pro's running mate Adam
01:11:55
Admiral Stockdale came out and he was
01:11:58
kind of goofy and then like three days
01:12:00
later Phil's doing that and I'm doing
01:12:02
pro and we have the car and that was
01:12:04
just what the show does best when it
01:12:08
happens is the zygeist is all there and
01:12:10
and but now you've got to compete with
01:12:13
things like this everything and then you
01:12:15
hit it and it's this relief valve and
01:12:18
that's when the show is magic and I I
01:12:20
think in the modern era with all the
01:12:21
different people doing different kind of
01:12:24
comedy takes all the time, it is more
01:12:26
difficult, but that's still when it
01:12:28
happens, it's it's great. Great.
01:12:31
>> Well, it's going to be interesting when
01:12:32
Shane hosts at the end of this month.
01:12:34
Yeah.
01:12:34
>> You know,
01:12:34
>> why do why do you think so, Bill? What
01:12:36
do you think? You know,
01:12:38
>> I think there's going to be real danger,
01:12:40
you know, and it's like, holy [ __ ] I
01:12:41
don't know what's going to happen. And
01:12:42
that's a show I want to watch live.
01:12:45
That's more about him than the show. But
01:12:47
um you know and I also think he's one of
01:12:49
the funniest people working right now.
01:12:50
So
01:12:51
>> well we we mentioned that when we we
01:12:52
talked just casually that time the uh he
01:12:55
he's the guy right now you know and uh
01:12:58
he his take it's it's just uh you you
01:13:02
just want to listen to him and going
01:13:04
back to the show and how he how he got
01:13:07
fired. That's that's an example of a
01:13:09
live show where you want to see it. Like
01:13:12
how is how are they going to handle it
01:13:14
the show and how is Shane going to
01:13:16
handle it? So, I'm sure they're thinking
01:13:18
about different things, but usually when
01:13:20
the show's at its best, it's going to go
01:13:23
right at it, you know, like maybe him
01:13:25
and Bow and Yang will be in a rowboat
01:13:27
somewhere. I don't know. But they
01:13:28
usually go right at it, right? You know,
01:13:36
>> Bill, I have a uh Don't get mad. I have
01:13:38
a sports question.
01:13:39
>> Yeah, let's go.
01:13:41
>> Don't get mad. I know how you I know
01:13:42
your temper. Um my temper
01:13:45
>> because people ask me this. I'm kidding.
01:13:47
He is temper. Um is football allowed to
01:13:50
be rigged? I know people say is football
01:13:52
rigged, but then they also say it's
01:13:54
entertainment or NBA. Is that stuff
01:13:56
allowed to fudge and twist because it's
01:13:59
an entertainment
01:14:01
company instead of just sports? I don't
01:14:03
really get that.
01:14:04
>> Are you saying could the Super Bowl have
01:14:06
been scripted because Kansas City won
01:14:08
and they won in overtime and Taylor
01:14:10
Swift and her boyfriend kissed after the
01:14:12
game?
01:14:13
>> That's part of it and how beneicial
01:14:15
>> how beneficial that is. Or even I
01:14:18
thought I saw a thing with Shaquille. I
01:14:20
see basketball players sometimes online
01:14:21
saying, "Oh yeah, we're told the finals
01:14:23
will be this long and who who wins." And
01:14:25
Shaq saying when he got drafted, David
01:14:28
Stern said to him, "Where do you want to
01:14:30
play? Hot or cold?" And he said, "I want
01:14:31
to play somewhere hot." He goes, "Okay."
01:14:33
And then the day of the draft, he goes,
01:14:35
"It'll be Orlando." And then
01:14:37
>> he's saying this and he goes,
01:14:38
>> "That's a famous story." Yeah.
01:14:39
>> I mean, that's kind of weird. I never
01:14:41
heard that story. And I go, "Is that so
01:14:44
the are the ping pong balls really
01:14:45
bouncing around or you know, I don't
01:14:47
know. It it it makes me think all this
01:14:50
stuff and then the defense is we're an
01:14:52
entertainment company. We don't have to
01:14:54
play exactly by the rules. And you go,
01:14:55
"Oh, like a movie." Like we uh we have
01:14:58
to make it fun to watch.
01:15:00
>> Yeah. I don't I don't think they can rig
01:15:02
the games, but I used to write about
01:15:04
this all the time. I you know, it's same
01:15:06
thing like how you guys would do
01:15:08
impressions of people. I would always
01:15:09
play up certain things and have fun with
01:15:10
it. One of them was that David Stern,
01:15:13
the old NBA commissioner, was,
01:15:15
>> you know, this like basically veto
01:15:16
Corleó and rigging all this stuff.
01:15:18
>> And there was always this thing about
01:15:20
when Patrick went to the Knicks.
01:15:22
>> It was the first time they ever read the
01:15:24
lottery. There are seven envelopes
01:15:26
>> and he's reaching down and he grabs each
01:15:28
one and if you look briefly for like a
01:15:31
split split second, it looked like the
01:15:33
Knicks one had a little bit of a crease
01:15:34
on one of the sides.
01:15:36
>> Ah, I felt it. Then there was a theory
01:15:39
that they had frozen the envelope. So as
01:15:41
he's feeling the envelope that was
01:15:42
frozen that was the one he
01:15:45
>> and it was like you know whatever like
01:15:47
they just put it in like a carbon
01:15:49
whatever so it was like freezing cold
01:15:51
when he touched it so he knew that was
01:15:53
the one but that was always a a
01:15:56
recurring bit about him. Same thing when
01:15:58
when Jordan got suspended or when Jordan
01:16:01
retired there was always a thing. Oh no
01:16:03
actually Jordan got suspended for a
01:16:04
year. the Shaq thing, that was always a
01:16:07
story.
01:16:07
>> Um, there was stuff they did in the late
01:16:10
90s, early 2000s where
01:16:13
>> the perfect team for the league and the
01:16:15
ratings always seem to win and that like
01:16:17
most famously it was a Philly versus
01:16:19
Milwaukee, Allen Iverson, they're trying
01:16:21
to get him into the finals of 2001
01:16:23
playing Milwaukee and Philly shot like a
01:16:26
hundred more free throws than Milwaukee
01:16:27
in the series. Yeah,
01:16:29
>> there was the Kings Lakers game, which
01:16:30
I'm sure you guys remember, 2002, where
01:16:34
um if the Kings win game six, they win
01:16:35
the series. Everyone on the Kings fouled
01:16:37
out. So, you see stuff like that. I do
01:16:41
think they can kind of nudge the
01:16:42
officials to say, "Hey, man, we don't
01:16:45
like how, you know, Shaq is being
01:16:48
defended. When they do this, you got to
01:16:50
call it." And then they start calling it
01:16:52
early and the other team's like, "Wait,
01:16:53
we were doing that last game. That's a
01:16:54
foul now." Um
01:16:56
>> um but yeah, there's
01:16:58
>> conspiracy stuff.
01:16:59
>> Players that are spend their whole life
01:17:01
playing as hard as they can to get where
01:17:02
they it's just hard to buy. You're going
01:17:04
to tell players not to play hard. But
01:17:06
then you see like oh I you watch all
01:17:09
these like which I would never see a lot
01:17:11
of chiefs uh no holding calls and then
01:17:13
they just show over and over holding and
01:17:14
you go so I mean they the refs can't see
01:17:17
everywhere but sometimes if they want to
01:17:19
they can always find a hold somewhere
01:17:21
because it's kind
01:17:22
>> I mean that's the Patriots going 19 and0
01:17:24
in the helmet catch
01:17:26
>> or if you watch the helmet catch like
01:17:28
four guys are holding for Eli because he
01:17:29
buys like an extra four four seconds
01:17:32
>> and there's just holding all over.
01:17:33
people are just getting mauled and the
01:17:35
refs were like cool.
01:17:36
>> And that was the year we had spygate for
01:17:38
the Patriots and
01:17:40
>> you know the the commissioner's office
01:17:41
was against them. So the Patriots fans
01:17:43
have always felt like that game was
01:17:44
>> What's the What's the penalty rate per
01:17:47
game right now? Because seems like when
01:17:48
I watch the NFL there's an incredible
01:17:51
play and then I immediately go looking
01:17:53
for the flag
01:17:55
pop up.
01:17:56
>> Oh flag the best play I've ever seen.
01:17:58
So, I do think if you're going to rig uh
01:18:01
professional sports and you want to kind
01:18:02
of nudge it, that would be your way to
01:18:04
do it without getting caught.
01:18:06
>> That was when when gambling sports
01:18:08
gambling really took off the last 15
01:18:09
years. One of the first edges the best
01:18:11
gamblers had was the referee tendencies.
01:18:14
>> Yeah.
01:18:14
>> And this was in NBA and NFL specifically
01:18:17
where it's like, oh, this this team they
01:18:20
call more penalties and more penalties
01:18:22
means,
01:18:23
>> you know, this will happen. And that's
01:18:24
the same thing with NBA. If somebody's
01:18:25
more foul happy, then the over is going
01:18:28
to hit more. And now all that stuff's
01:18:30
kind of on the internet and people know
01:18:32
it. But when they assign g certain refs
01:18:34
to certain playoff games, then people
01:18:37
like, "Oh, of course they assign that
01:18:38
ref. He always calls it for the road
01:18:40
team." And so that stuff's out there. Um
01:18:43
I think it's fun. Some people take it
01:18:45
very seriously.
01:18:46
>> Well, when I'm losing millions every
01:18:48
week on DraftKings, it's
01:18:50
>> How' you think about it? How'd you do in
01:18:51
the playoffs? Spade.
01:18:53
Uh, in the PL I do DraftKings, but I
01:18:55
also do uh
01:18:56
>> FanDuel.
01:18:57
>> I get with some guys and do like uh
01:19:00
fantasy or guillotine leagues or weird
01:19:02
stuff like that just to keep the fun
01:19:04
going up until the end. And uh I do okay
01:19:07
in those. I'm not that great. It's just
01:19:09
some it's a good time killer.
01:19:11
I'm in the fantasy league with uh
01:19:13
Jimmy's cousin and John Ham and all
01:19:15
those people where it's 11 people in the
01:19:18
league, but the winner gets to vote
01:19:19
somebody out of the draft the next year,
01:19:21
which I think is the single best rule.
01:19:23
So, we have to show up.
01:19:24
>> Rude.
01:19:25
>> We have to show up and then the guy who
01:19:28
won's like, "All right, uh Dana, I'm
01:19:31
sorry. You're out and you just have to
01:19:32
get your stuff and leave
01:19:34
>> and that's it. We don't see you for a
01:19:36
year." Yeah. It's great. It's really
01:19:37
really It gets super bitter.
01:19:39
>> And you keep going lower and lower with
01:19:40
people or do you add a person?
01:19:42
>> No, it's the same 11, but we we have 10
01:19:45
people in the league every year plus the
01:19:47
guy who got voted out.
01:19:48
>> Oh, so it's even.
01:19:49
>> So they get to come back a year later,
01:19:51
they can't get voted out, but then
01:19:52
somebody else gets voted out.
01:19:54
>> It has to be even. Dana, you don't
01:19:56
understand.
01:19:57
>> I just I'm going to ask you guys a
01:19:58
question. I mean, I felt like I felt
01:20:01
beat up after I watched the Super Bowl.
01:20:04
>> Yeah.
01:20:04
>> I don't think I've ever gotten that beat
01:20:06
up. I'm from Bay Area, so I'm a Niner
01:20:08
fan, but I I like the Chiefs, too. I'm
01:20:10
not fanatical, but I was rooting for
01:20:11
them. But there was some frustration and
01:20:14
penalties, and it was and the way it
01:20:16
ended, I was like, ah, it wasn't
01:20:18
satisfying. And if you're a Chiefs fan,
01:20:20
I guess it was, but it was like that new
01:20:22
fifth quarter. I I wasn't paying
01:20:24
attention to that. It had never been in
01:20:25
the, you know,
01:20:26
>> in the uh Super Bowl that rules for the
01:20:30
overtime.
01:20:31
>> You were confused. It was It was one of
01:20:33
those things. People wrote about it, but
01:20:36
nobody actually thought it was going to
01:20:37
happen. So then when it was happening,
01:20:39
there was so much strategy to it that
01:20:41
none of us had really totally considered
01:20:44
>> and the NerS ended up choosing to go
01:20:46
first.
01:20:47
>> But I was saying this week
01:20:48
>> to me it's like going second was such an
01:20:50
advantage because you become the
01:20:51
blackjack dealer. So the other guys
01:20:54
going first, you know exactly what
01:20:56
they're going to do and then you can
01:20:57
decide what you need to do to match
01:21:00
whatever they did
01:21:01
>> is the advantage. But I don't think we
01:21:03
realized it until we watched it.
01:21:05
>> Because if you get a touchdown, you're
01:21:06
not
01:21:07
>> just going for two probably because you
01:21:09
could win with a touchdown with an extra
01:21:10
point.
01:21:11
>> The Chiefs said that. They said if they
01:21:12
were scoring, they were getting two.
01:21:14
They
01:21:15
>> Yeah. They were going to come back.
01:21:16
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So
01:21:17
>> I told my wife it was over. I said, "Oh
01:21:20
no, Mahomes got the ball. They're going
01:21:21
to do four downs."
01:21:22
>> They moved back so [ __ ] easily when
01:21:24
they came out. I was like, "Oh,
01:21:25
>> it's going to be prevent defense just
01:21:27
and then it was just so predictable
01:21:30
>> when one team is playing three downs
01:21:32
punt and or they did get the field goal
01:21:33
and the other team is going to go four
01:21:36
mentally uh to move the ball." So,
01:21:39
>> well, and then there's this
01:21:40
inevitability with him, which I think
01:21:41
all the best athletes have
01:21:44
>> where when the door is open like that,
01:21:46
you're like, "Oh, here we go." Do you
01:21:47
think he could host SNL Patrick Mahomes?
01:21:50
>> I mean, he's kind of he's kind of
01:21:51
quirky. I get,
01:21:53
>> you know, I think I could host it. You
01:21:55
know,
01:21:57
we did the game. We thought we do. I
01:21:59
give him a little stutter.
01:22:01
>> That was pretty good.
01:22:02
>> Oh, I like that.
01:22:04
>> Oh, I'm sure everybody does it on, you
01:22:06
know.
01:22:06
>> No, that was I haven't heard a lot of
01:22:07
Mahomes. That was good.
01:22:08
>> I haven't as far as like Pew Herman.
01:22:13
>> Yeah, about my voice.
01:22:16
>> Now I'm doing Bobcat Goldweight, but
01:22:18
that's okay.
01:22:19
>> Bobcat Goldweight as Pat Mahubs. as
01:22:21
back. But yeah, he's a supernatural
01:22:24
talent, a word I like to use a lot, you
01:22:27
know, for sure.
01:22:28
>> Well, you asked me about athlete host. I
01:22:30
thought Kelsey was was actually really
01:22:32
good last year or two years ago whenever
01:22:34
he did it. I thought he was solid.
01:22:37
>> Um, I think he'd be an actor.
01:22:39
>> He's with CIA. There's a master plan. I
01:22:41
I I love it. It's just to make him into
01:22:44
an international movie star, and he
01:22:46
probably has the the looks and the
01:22:48
charisma to do that. It's just kind of
01:22:50
The Rock did it and was open about it.
01:22:53
You know,
01:22:54
>> I'm ready for action stars again. I I
01:22:56
feel like we're in such a weird spot.
01:22:57
Like the the era I grew up with
01:23:00
>> where we had Arnold and we had Sly, we
01:23:03
had then Von DM showed up and Seagal and
01:23:06
all these dudes and we just there was a
01:23:07
new one every year and we had like this
01:23:09
embarrassment of riches. Carl Weathers
01:23:11
had a chance.
01:23:12
>> Yeah.
01:23:12
>> Um
01:23:14
>> and now it's like it's all these Jason
01:23:16
Stathithm guys. They know how to do this
01:23:18
like choreograph kung fu stuff and I
01:23:20
don't know I missed the days of just
01:23:22
like these big dudes that we can kind of
01:23:24
make fun of on a show like SNL.
01:23:26
>> I like I thought he was great. I thought
01:23:28
he was his first five were great.
01:23:31
>> Oh yeah, he's great.
01:23:32
>> He was a legendary bad host.
01:23:34
>> Anybody seen Rick Richie in the pool
01:23:36
hall scene? One of the great scenes.
01:23:39
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody?
01:23:42
>> He Yeah, he always played Italian dudes.
01:23:44
He played like Nico Pretti and people
01:23:47
like that. Even though he
01:23:48
>> I didn't even know what that meant when
01:23:49
I was a kid. I just kept going, "You
01:23:51
better kick his [ __ ] ass, dude." Then
01:23:52
there's like eight guys and he walks in
01:23:54
and starts being a dick. And I go, "Once
01:23:56
in my life, I just want to be this guy.
01:23:58
Just go up to a bunch of guys that are
01:23:59
looking at me and go, the [ __ ] are you
01:24:01
looking at just for once and then beat
01:24:03
the [ __ ] out of all
01:24:03
>> he was he was Steven Seigal when he when
01:24:06
he hosted the show as far as just this
01:24:07
alpha male presence and stuff and
01:24:10
talking about how he could choke anyone
01:24:11
out or beat anyone up just Yeah. Uh, he
01:24:14
was a perfect he was the legendary
01:24:16
reviled host though from your
01:24:18
generation, right? Wasn't he the least
01:24:19
favorite?
01:24:21
>> You know, there's others I wouldn't
01:24:22
mention. I I I kind of I liked him. Um,
01:24:26
>> I did
01:24:28
I
01:24:28
>> It's hard to act tough when you ask for
01:24:30
a scrunchie cuz
01:24:31
>> I found him fascinating. You'd go by the
01:24:34
dressing room during the week and you'd
01:24:36
hear a woman in a state of pleasure. It
01:24:38
was just really interesting, you know.
01:24:40
>> Oh my god, what a lover that guy was. I
01:24:42
guess so. But uh he was just fun to talk
01:24:46
to. What a trip. But he, you know, he he
01:24:48
was a little offended by Hans and
01:24:49
France. We had to rewrite it because he
01:24:51
thought we were making fun of him in the
01:24:53
read through and then we rewrote it so
01:24:55
that you could beat up Arnold. You're
01:24:57
the only one who could beat up Arnold.
01:24:59
So, but I like the guy. I don't know. I
01:25:02
like There's worse hosts, but you can't
01:25:04
really name everybody. It's just too
01:25:05
rude to name them. No one's going to do
01:25:07
that, you know.
01:25:08
>> Yeah. That becomes aggregated. It's like
01:25:10
the Daily Mail. David Spade said so and
01:25:12
so for your life.
01:25:14
>> Yeah.
01:25:14
>> Yeah.
01:25:15
>> But Marcy Klein told us she was the
01:25:17
wrangler of host over the years and
01:25:19
producer. Hi Marcy. And she Lauren would
01:25:22
say uh so and so was in their dressing
01:25:25
room. They're not coming out. So she
01:25:26
would have to go in there and they'd be
01:25:28
crying and the show's on in four minutes
01:25:30
or or or just having a panic uh attack.
01:25:33
Uh
01:25:34
>> and so yeah, you kind of have some
01:25:36
empathy for the host. They're doing
01:25:37
something that's impossible, you know.
01:25:40
Yeah. You know, one of the things
01:25:42
because I loved all the books like I
01:25:43
read there's this great book that came
01:25:45
out I'm going to say mid 80s the it's
01:25:48
called I think Live from Saturday night
01:25:50
or something like that but it's about
01:25:51
the first 10 years of the show and and
01:25:54
it was one of my favorite books and then
01:25:55
the oral histories came out with Jim
01:25:57
Miller and Shales and a bunch of other
01:25:59
stuff but you'd read the history of the
01:26:01
show and these things that happened
01:26:03
never expecting YouTube's coming and all
01:26:06
these other things where you could
01:26:06
actually just go back and watch. So
01:26:08
there was always that legendary story of
01:26:10
Belushi when he was so [ __ ] up he
01:26:13
couldn't go, you know, basically
01:26:14
couldn't start. It was the I think when
01:26:16
Kate Jackson hosted
01:26:17
>> and they were like it's 5050 whether he
01:26:20
he he could die in the air if you put
01:26:21
him on Lauren and Lauren's like I'll
01:26:23
take those chances
01:26:24
>> and puts him on and he's in the first
01:26:26
sketch. So I've always read that story
01:26:28
and then you watch the clip and it's
01:26:30
like
01:26:31
>> Belushi seems fine. Like he's a little
01:26:33
he's a tiny bit green but it's it
01:26:34
doesn't seem like he's going to die
01:26:36
during this.
01:26:36
>> Sounds better. Yeah.
01:26:38
>> Yeah. So, sometimes the video doesn't
01:26:39
match up whatever the uh the story.
01:26:42
>> Yeah.
01:26:42
>> Yeah.
01:26:43
>> Dana, we got to we got to wrap up, Bill.
01:26:46
But anything else you have something
01:26:47
good for, Bill?
01:26:48
>> Um I I don't like forget top 10 whatever
01:26:51
movies that you can revisit throughout
01:26:53
your life.
01:26:55
>> Oh, yeah.
01:26:56
>> So, like, you know, I see The Godfather
01:26:58
every year pretty much. You know,
01:27:00
there's there's ones that you just see a
01:27:02
lot of, you know. So for me, Heat was
01:27:05
the movie that started the rewatchables
01:27:07
because we did on my podcast, we just it
01:27:09
was the 20th anniversary
01:27:11
>> and me and my friend Chris Ryan, we're
01:27:12
just like, let's just do a podcast about
01:27:14
heat. [ __ ] it. People loved it.
01:27:16
>> So we created the rewatchables. And
01:27:18
>> what do you want to do? That was the
01:27:20
first time Pacino went full screen,
01:27:22
which was amazing.
01:27:23
>> Pacino is crazy in that movie.
01:27:25
>> Pacino has explained it after that he's
01:27:27
playing the character like the guys on
01:27:29
cocaine.
01:27:30
>> Yeah.
01:27:30
>> And it's like, yeah, we know we saw
01:27:32
heat. We we we know that's what you're
01:27:34
doing.
01:27:35
LIKE SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS.
01:27:40
>> WAIT, Heath Heat's up there time.
01:27:44
>> Um
01:27:44
>> go ahead.
01:27:45
>> And then uh Boogie Nights. The two
01:27:47
Godfathers are on all the time now
01:27:49
because I think Showtime has just
01:27:51
stripped all their library except for
01:27:53
the Godfathers and they're on constantly
01:27:55
and I'm
01:27:55
>> amazing.
01:27:56
>> I just couldn't feel like I can dive in
01:27:58
at any time to those. Shaw Shanks a good
01:28:00
one.
01:28:01
>> Pul Fiction. They I mean there's certain
01:28:03
ones that just
01:28:03
>> any science fiction in there.
01:28:06
>> Not for me personally, but for a lot of
01:28:08
people I mean there's a ton of comedies.
01:28:10
I mean, you know, Tommy Boy, I'm not
01:28:12
just saying this because spades on this,
01:28:13
but Tommy Boy has become
01:28:15
>> the the good thing about especially when
01:28:17
you get older and you have young kids
01:28:19
and you can start showing them the
01:28:21
comedies. Mhm.
01:28:22
>> It's got to be one of the first six or
01:28:24
seven because I don't know how old a kid
01:28:26
has to be to understand Farley was one
01:28:29
of the funniest people of all time and
01:28:30
how funny that movie is, but
01:28:32
>> it's probably like age four where you
01:28:34
can like fat guy in a little coat. It
01:28:37
might even be age three, but you can
01:28:39
just indoctrinate that. Yeah.
01:28:41
>> In that. So there, you know, there's
01:28:43
there's a bunch of the rewatchable like
01:28:45
>> what about me in the window watching the
01:28:47
girl at the pool? Are they rewatching
01:28:48
that part? Maybe like fast
01:28:50
>> is that cut out of I think that's cut
01:28:52
out on TV. So there's
01:28:53
>> even Jo there's stuff that's cut out and
01:28:55
I and I never know it and then I go so
01:28:58
there's people that are seeing these
01:28:59
movies with a couple of parts missing
01:29:01
>> because it's so rough for TV and I'm
01:29:03
like they don't even know those extra
01:29:05
part. I don't know. That's a bummer.
01:29:06
That's
01:29:07
>> one of the cool things now is like with
01:29:08
YouTube and all these different places
01:29:10
like you know Dana show from the mid 90s
01:29:14
like I don't know 20 of those sketches
01:29:16
are on YouTube now. That was one of
01:29:18
those things where if you love that show
01:29:20
and then it gets cancelled and it's
01:29:22
gone. There's no unless you taped it on
01:29:24
your on your VHS, it's gone. It's
01:29:27
history.
01:29:27
>> Yeah.
01:29:28
>> And now kind of all that stuff has a
01:29:30
second life. Like shows like Freaks and
01:29:31
Geeks.
01:29:32
>> Yeah.
01:29:32
>> You can dive into that. Larry Sanders,
01:29:34
which Shanling was always like famously
01:29:36
never wanted it on DVD. He was always
01:29:39
like very prickly about it. And now like
01:29:41
every episode's on the Max app, you
01:29:43
know? So you
01:29:44
>> is great. Nothing goes away now. We're
01:29:46
all in We're all in cyber bits next to
01:29:49
We're next to Godfather next to
01:29:50
everything else. Just all there. Uh
01:29:53
could Airplane be made today?
01:29:56
>> Yeah. I think the the problematic ones
01:29:58
Animal House.
01:30:00
>> Yeah.
01:30:00
>> Um if you're talking about is this movie
01:30:03
canled now, which we talk about a lot on
01:30:05
the rewatchables, like Animal House,
01:30:07
Revenge of the Nerds.
01:30:09
>> Um Porkies. I don't know how
01:30:12
>> stuff with women. Yeah.
01:30:13
>> Yeah.
01:30:15
I don't even know how you Yeah. I don't
01:30:16
even know how you explain it now. Much
01:30:18
less in ' 83.
01:30:19
>> Fast times at Ridgemont High.
01:30:20
>> Yeah, that but that's a good movie
01:30:22
though. Like at least it's well written.
01:30:24
>> Sean Penn is so good in that.
01:30:26
>> Yeah. Um
01:30:27
>> but yeah, some of the some of the 70s
01:30:29
80s I think Airplane's fine though.
01:30:31
>> I just think a really silly movie right
01:30:33
now because the country's in such a bad
01:30:35
mood if that's just joke per minute
01:30:37
almost just physical gags would be a
01:30:39
nice look.
01:30:41
It's weird the the airplane naked gun
01:30:43
type of movie which I always I mean
01:30:45
that's what we all grew up with. It just
01:30:47
kind of is done. And then they would do
01:30:49
the top secret and they would do the um
01:30:52
Oh yeah,
01:30:52
>> the ripoff versions of of those kind of
01:30:54
movies, but it was like 20 years of
01:30:55
them. Then they made the scary movie
01:30:57
franchise. Now nobody does any of those.
01:30:59
>> Yeah. Yeah. Never know. I don't know.
01:31:02
That's my final question.
01:31:03
>> Thank you, Bill.
01:31:05
>> Bill, it's been a pleasure. I
01:31:06
>> You guys are awesome.
01:31:07
>> You hanging out with us. This was really
01:31:09
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01:31:13
even hosting a podcast. So, thank you.
01:31:16
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Episode Highlights

  • Bill Simmons: The SNL Superfan
    Bill Simmons is not just a podcaster; he's a deep fan of SNL, knowing every sketch.
    “He knows more about every single sketch than I’ve ever done.”
    @ 01m 03s
    June 03, 2026
  • The Art of Impressions
    Discussion on how impressions have evolved in comedy, from abstract to dead-on.
    “Now I feel like when they’re doing the impressions, it’s more like a dead-on impersonation.”
    @ 14m 54s
    June 03, 2026
  • Carson's Legacy
    For three generations, Carson was the go-to late-night host everyone watched.
    “Everyone watched Carson.”
    @ 17m 31s
    June 03, 2026
  • The Podcasting Challenge
    Not everyone is cut out for podcasting; it requires authenticity and expertise.
    “Not everybody should have a podcast.”
    @ 29m 59s
    June 03, 2026
  • SNL's Changing Landscape
    The conversation touches on how SNL has adapted to modern times and social media.
    “If I don’t see a sketch now I follow them.”
    @ 33m 52s
    June 03, 2026
  • The Evolution of Comedy
    Comedians discuss how social media has changed the landscape of humor and audience reactions.
    “There feels like there’s more fear than we’ve ever had with comedy.”
    @ 35m 58s
    June 03, 2026
  • The Importance of a Smaller Cast
    A discussion on how a smaller cast leads to better performances and a stronger show.
    “SNL at its best always had the eight or nine.”
    @ 49m 28s
    June 03, 2026
  • The Legacy of Gilda Radner
    Reflecting on Gilda's unparalleled talent and influence on female comedians.
    “She was so good, so talented.”
    @ 56m 34s
    June 03, 2026
  • Chris Farley's Irresistible Humor
    Exploring how Farley's unique style made him the standout in any sketch.
    “You could not not laugh.”
    @ 01h 05m 56s
    June 03, 2026
  • Anticipation for Shane's Hosting
    Excitement builds around Shane's upcoming hosting gig, promising unpredictability and entertainment.
    “That’s a show I want to watch live.”
    @ 01h 12m 45s
    June 03, 2026
  • The Legendary Hosts
    Discussion about the legendary hosts of SNL and their unique styles.
    “He was a perfect... legendary reviled host from your generation.”
    @ 01h 24m 16s
    June 03, 2026
  • The Second Life of Shows
    How old shows are finding new audiences through platforms like YouTube.
    “Now kind of all that stuff has a second life.”
    @ 01h 29m 30s
    June 03, 2026

Episode Quotes

  • I think we’re wasting gold on an intro.
    RE-RELEASE - Bill Simmons
  • Life is really hard.
    RE-RELEASE - Bill Simmons
  • We’ve lost our sense of humor about it.
    RE-RELEASE - Bill Simmons
  • I think it’s time to boogie.
    RE-RELEASE - Bill Simmons
  • The secret sauce is watching a young performer become a star.
    RE-RELEASE - Bill Simmons
  • It’s hard to act tough when you ask for a scrunchie.
    RE-RELEASE - Bill Simmons

Key Moments

  • SNL Impact24:20
  • Podcasting Insights29:59
  • Social Media Impact35:58
  • Comedy's Fear Factor35:59
  • Nostalgic Reflections44:30
  • SNL Dynamics49:58
  • Athletic Inevitability1:21:46
  • Movie Rewatchables1:27:05

Words per Minute Over Time

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