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in 1997 Rolling Stone magazine wrote an article about me calling me the number one party animal right in the country at
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the number one school at the number one school so what what meant to happen was they were meaning to write an article
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about Florida State yeah and when they got there they met they needed a chaperone so I'm going to take them
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around they found me they just called up a bunch of people everyone's like you
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should hang out with this guy bird he's been here seven years he knows everyone
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so they come they party yeah I was I just I just had didn't know what I wanted to do and I was like I don't I
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don't need to leave yeah I can just get another Miner I just keep going yeah
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yeah and so I took this guy around he goes backs writes the article young Warner's like this doesn't it's too
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broad of subject let's just make it about this kid so then they and I'm on I
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have no idea that's gonna happen they end up writing the article about me I remember getting it and I was
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back was on the cover and I remember thinking it was me for a second yeah and I was like I look great and then I
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opened it and it's like a big centerfold of me and a fountain and the opening
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line was like it's taken Burke Chrysler six and a half years to become the man
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he is today the number one party or at the number one party school in the nation and it changed your life
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overnight overnight this is before fame was like a thing yeah like where everyone could get it all of a sudden
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I'm doing College Point everyone is famous now yeah there's no way under 25
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to be famous oh back then oh in 1997 the real world and Road Rules had just started happening like that within that
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era that was the only way you'd get famous yeah this comes out I'm on I do
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morning call-ins all morning long they just get my number Call my room my house um Oprah Oprah's people reached out
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wanted to have me and my parents on I did I did just all these huge things what went wrong yeah I think so well I
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remember going racer people and I was an open book I was like like this kid who partied and if you want to talk to me I
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would be like off the Record and they're like yeah sure off the Record and so I
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spilled everything and then uh uh and then this radio station gave me an opportunity to stand up they was they
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were setting him up to fail now you guys will both know this they had four Comics
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that that were Road dogs go do 20 minutes before me each and then I closed the show never having done stand up oh
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wow that's a setup yeah it was a setup but I killed I had murdered I murdered
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just stream of conscious probably you see that was literally the first time the literal first time usually the first
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time it's good especially if they said this is his first time doing stand-up
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did they say that uh I think it was implied I think everyone knew because a lot but a lot of people I was also
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pretty famous at the school so like a lot of everyone that showed up knew who I was sort of was attractive yeah a
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little bit it's like Eddie Murphy getting on stage and everyone's like oh
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[ __ ] no that's not the same morning so that's amazing I have to offer their
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Morning Show from that thing oh wow it'd be like zuku I was gonna be third Mike I
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was gonna be third mic for uh for like a couple months and then I'd take over the
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show you ever do it I'm gonna interrupt you do you ever do a phoneer for radio
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station they go hold please all right when we come back you're gonna be on with Zippy cuckoo a bird a parakeet a
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robot and Jim Jim he's gonna be in the helicopter all right you're on and I go
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what's this it's a zoo crew go go and I'm like who am I talking to they've had
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caffeine for three hours yeah and they're like [ __ ] Tommy in the bowl it's Susie a guy and an animal