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She go, "Oh, have you ever had sex
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before?" I'm like, "Oh, honestly, no."
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She go, "Oh, do you want to?" I was
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like, "Fuck that."
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Someone looked at me and told, "Oh, I
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haven't had that before."
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>> She wanted you for the bingo card.
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>> That looks interesting.
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>> Yeah. tried to buy me a drink and I said
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no. Although I don't know why I said no
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but the first time and then caught up
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with her a bit later and had a few
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drinks and she asked me if I'd ever been
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kissed before and I lied and said no. I
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said yes. So she kissed me and then um
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she go oh have you ever had sex before?
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I'm like oh honestly no. She go oh do
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you want to? I was like [ __ ] it.
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So yeah, and all my excitement I went to
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the other room and couldn't get in but
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eventually found it and yeah I did the D
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and uh