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And I'm going to drive home and I'm
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going to be like, "That was a super long
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podcast. That chair hurt my ass like
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never before."
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>> Have you actually got a sore butt,
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>> mate? Look, I thought I had enough
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cushion to protect it, mate. But I
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didn't realize it penetrated. But it's
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all right. It's fine. It's not the
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chair's fault. I don't make excuses. The
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chair is probably like saying, "Well, I
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didn't know a fat guy was going to sit
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on me, so it's okay." Do you avoid like
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flying and going on planes for that
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reason? Those those seats are [ __ ]
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narrow.
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>> It's when they come up to you and they
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say, "Do you want the belt extender?"
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I've went up to them and I would say it
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silently as I walk up like, "Hey, just
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the belt extender seat number." This for
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some strange reason, they're dumb as
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[ __ ] cuz every time I sit down, they're
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like, "Stephen, [laughter]
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YOU WANT THE BELT EXTENDER?"
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HONESTLY, it pisses me off, man.
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[laughter]
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And then they come up and then they give
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you the belt extender and then all of a
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sudden they want to be quiet. They go,
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"Yeah." [laughter]
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They come over, they're like, "Yeah,
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it's