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January 07, 2023 / 25:17

This episode of Criminal covers the history of poodles, their popularity, and the story of a famous poodle named Masterpiece. Guests include Spud Bacone, managing editor of the American Kennel Club Gazette, and Bryn White, archivist for the AKC. The episode discusses the rise of poodles in the 1950s, particularly due to Count Alexis Pulaski's influence and his breeding program.

Spud Bacone explains the appeal of poodles, noting their intelligence and complex personalities. He highlights how poodles became fashionable among wealthy women in the mid-20th century, often associated with luxury and status.

Bryn White shares insights about the AKC's role in dog breeding and the significance of poodles in American culture. The episode details Count Pulaski's obsession with his poodle, Masterpiece, who became a celebrity in his own right.

The narrative takes a turn when Masterpiece is kidnapped, leading to a media frenzy and a desperate search for the dog. The episode examines the circumstances surrounding the dog-napping and the impact it had on Pulaski and the poodle community.

Ultimately, Masterpiece was never recovered, leaving a lasting legacy in the world of purebred dogs and a poignant story about the bond between humans and their pets.

TLDR

This episode tells the story of Masterpiece, a famous poodle, and his mysterious kidnapping in the 1950s.

Episode

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there's no no mystery at all why it's been such a popular breed and not only just among uh
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Rich old ladies but with with people all around the world of of all different uh backgrounds and uh
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socio-economic uh circumstances Spud bacone he's the managing editor of the American Kennel Club Gazette which
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has been published monthly without a single Interruption since 1889. it's a remarkably cool dog no more handsome dog
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either they're beautiful animals very smart but complex and that's what makes them so
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companionable they have a complex character kind of a human-like character and that's what endears them to owners
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especially is that very interesting Almost Human personality that a good poodle will exhibit
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[Music] 1955 a now defunct tabloid reported that when a girl makes the big time she
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traditionally acquires three things minks gems and a poodle women were even cutting their own hair short and
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fluffing it up to look like poodles Elizabeth Taylor was said to have done this with her hair to look more like her
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tiny poodle in 1950 New York City uh women were still looking to Paris for fashion to Europe for literature for
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architecture for any kind of a refined Pursuit so on uh you know in the Upper East Side
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of New York City Circa 1955 you bet a wealthy old Widow with a lot of money was going to be seen with with with a
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poodle the American Kennel Club is the governing body for the world of purebred dogs managing the National Registry
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they're basically The Gatekeepers of what counts as a purebred dog do you have a dog I do not I have two
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cats but you like dogs I would assume yes but in my uh Eternal effort to remain impartial among our dog fanciers uh I
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don't have a dog so I'm free to report on the fine qualities of any one of our purebred breeds without uh fear of being
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biased towards my own breed so if I asked you your favorite breed you wouldn't tell me I certainly would not
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they're all God's children we love them all equally here what's interesting is that the lobby of
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the American Kennel Club on Madison Avenue looks exactly as you might think the lobby of the American Kennel Club
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there's a lot of dog paintings and dark wood yes and you may have also caught the skeleton of early Fox Terrier
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belgrave Joe is just around the corner this is Bryn white I met her in the library of the American Kennel Club in
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New York City she's the archivist for the AKC so I manage our book and ephemera and photograph and archival
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collections all in relation to the development appreciation and sport of the purebred dog you're wearing a dog
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pin do you always wear dog pins or dog themed things when you come to work I don't today was a special
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occasion but I I am um I'm a terrier person a terrierist uh a terrier is yes that's what that's
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what I've been told um I grew up with an obscure breed of dog I'm a librarian by trade but I think
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I got my foot in the door because they thought I could understand because I grew up with a Welsh Terrier
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I've been thinking about this is real a black Russian terrier oh that is a very interesting choice I like
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it because they're so big and in the Wikipedia page they're pulling a little cart full of
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stuff [Music] home of the purebred dog what is the AKC position on mutts I don't think I should talk about that
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okay for much of the 20th century the Beagle topped the American Kennel club's list
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of most popular breeds but then in the 1950s things changed and the poodle started to catch up
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this is due in large part to one man a mysterious Russian count named Alexis Pulaski his obsession with poodles and
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one poodle in particular a dog he named Pulaski's Masterpiece not only put the dog on the map but would lead to a
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13-state alarm and in the end break Pulaski's heart I'm Phoebe judge this is Criminal
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[Music] count Pulaski was born in Saint Petersburg in 1895 and arrived in New York City in 1926
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little is known about his early life except he apparently served in the Russian Imperial Army and was adamantly
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anti-communist and a big supporter of the Tsar he's circulating in the upper echelons
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of society he's using his his title and his accent and his wit to kind of Institute himself among
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um kind of the Uptown crowd of New York City one of the men he meets is named Gilbert
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Khan a wealthy New York City Banker Gilbert Khan is a poodle man while count Pulaski grew up around Doberman
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Pinschers and Pulaski agrees to babysit Khan's poodles he babysits these poodles in
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1938 and it's love Pulaski was so taken with these poodles that he wanted to be around them all the
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time he starts a breeding program and then gets Gilbert Khan and a few other Rich New Yorkers to bankroll a new store
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poodle thing what is poodles Incorporated it is located on West 52nd Street a few doors
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down from the famous 21 club and it is a you would say that is a salon a boarding house or Resort
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and a boutique or Haberdashery if you will and it caters exclusively to poodles it's a club for poodles or it's a club
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for poodle owners it's it's a store to purchase goods for your poodle and to get your poodle's hair cut and then to
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also order a poodle while you're going out on your exotic vacations that don't involve the dog
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although they're mostly selling things to facilitate you taking your dog on your exotic vacations
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poodles Inc was an immediate success the sky was kind of the limit they offered 16 different hairstyles
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[Music] what what types of hairstyle um they had one that was named after May West the Mae West was like a buffond
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they offered a flat top called the Tom Collins if you wanted your dog's legs shaved to
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look like it was wearing bell bottoms you could ask for the Sailor clip you could even get your poodle a mustache so
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were they also dying the dogs I'm not sure if they did a poodle's ink but that did in this kind of craze instigated by
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Pulaski they were uh they did offer rinses for coats of dogs to be dyed pink blue green whatever color you were so it
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seems to me that what you're saying is that that poodles in the 1950s they started
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to become a showpiece so it was a part of your outfit that you're wearing and because you they were so customizable
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you could really have something that looked unique to you because you could pick the color you could change the
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haircut yes Pulaski also had a fashion line for poodles that kept up with what was
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trendy he convinced high-end designers to create dog versions of whatever they were selling to department stores so a
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year after the store was open Pulaski has a litter at on August 4th 1946 and there is the largest dog in the litter
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he takes a special liking to he observes him over the course of six to eight weeks and decides that
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this dog is something special and then subsequently named him Pulaski's masterpiece
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uh he just saw this in a charm in this dog he saw a capacity to um to be trained in the dog he later talks
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about how he admired masterpiece's clean habits he he would lay out a piece of paper when he went to bed at night in
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case the dog needed to relieve himself while he was asleep and and he did not do that one night and woke up and
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Masterpiece had nudged a little trading card into the spot he just searched for anything he could too
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to replace the missing piece of paper so so he he views this dog as having very Vista critic
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tendencies when Masterpiece was one year old count Pulaski showed him at the Westminster
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dog show the most prestigious show of the year Masterpiece didn't win but he did get
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attention Pulaski would continue to enter Masterpiece and competitions but it was
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important to him that dogs were primarily bred to be members of the family he said the word pet often is
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used in a derogatory sense by show breeders but the poodle should be bred primarily as a pet for temperament
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willingness to please and a radiation of charm it was originally a hunting and retrieving dog is often used in in Duck
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hunts and that you know show dog silhouette idea we all have of the poodle was actually born in practical
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purposes like uh trimming the legs made it easier and more quick for them to to swim they even say putting ribbons on
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their tails was a way they kind of followed them uh through the fields so because a standard poodle at least has
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kind of a wild haircut with with a lot of hair up front and then none and then a little bit of hair
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sometimes around the ankle yes that's what we call the lion cut and it and it is said to have evolved from how they
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were cut back in the day when they had a more functional purpose would you describe what Masterpiece look
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like yes I should say he was a gray toy poodle he was about nine and a half inches tall and about eight pounds
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really little really little and he was not I he was not cut in that lion cut we associate with show poodles uh Pulaski
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designed what he called a rigid masculine cut for Masterpiece that just trimmed him in the midriff
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um so he so he had his own silhouette what what does a rigid masculine cut even mean
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I really don't know um Pulaski was really into these kind of contradictions in relation to the dog he
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liked to joke that he was the most useless looking utility dog in the world that he looked like Louis the 16th
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posing for a portrait in his little gray wig that he looked like an aristocrat but he
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had the soul of a Rowdy stevedore um that's kind of one of the things I love about him is is yeah just these
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it doesn't even make sense at a certain point these Notions he has about this dog
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embodying everything at the same time very quickly Masterpiece became a staple of New York society and count Pulaski
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was invited to exclusive cocktail parties Masterpiece was the guest of honor and would perform his tricks for
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all these rich socialites one of his trainers was the former lion tamer at the Bronx Zoo he's giving Masterpiece
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special instruction in Old circus tricks and tragically Dives before Masterpiece
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learns to walk a tightrope but Masterpiece does walk on his hind legs Pulaski's favorite trick is to ask are
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you a are you a communist Masterpiece and he shakes his head no um that that I think a lot of his a lot
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of his tricks kind of involved him interacting with Pulaski like it was kind of a two-person show and and and
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expressing himself through Grunts and Barks and head chicks or however his fee for modeling was 25 an hour
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often more than the humans he was posing alongside he showed up in ads for stockings beer
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Furs he did a spread in Vogue even at his own bank account it was reported that Rita Hayworth's
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third husband Prince Ali Khan offered Pulaski 25 thousand dollars for Masterpiece and count Pulaski turned him
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down this led to masterpiece's reputation as the most valuable dog in the world there's no system for for measuring this
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but I mean the system wasn't that he said that Masterpiece claimed 11 he made eleven thousand dollars a year in stud
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and modeling fees and by stud fees we mean um the right to breed the female dog to masterpiece
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the owners of masterpiece's Offspring include Judy Garland Eva Peron Gary Cooper the list goes on and on
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Masterpiece was invited to Paris for Fashion Week he went to Cuba as a Goodwill Ambassador he performed on
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television this nine-inch dog jumping over a line of Great Danes he led a parade of 70 poodles down Fifth
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Avenue to the department store milgrams where he took his seat in the front window on a green velvet throne
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all of this to say that Masterpiece was well known you couldn't get much more famous or recognizable
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it's around 1 15 in the afternoon in late May at poodles Inc and the usual the usual crew is there Pulaski Fields a
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phone call and he and his associate go downstairs and they're gone about 15 minutes when
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they returned they found some customers who were interested in purchasing a dog whenever someone came in to buy a new
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dog it was Pulaski's Habit to show off masterpiece they couldn't have Masterpiece of course
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but they could be assured they were getting something close he called for the dog but Masterpiece didn't come
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Pulaski went downstairs to the basement to look for him no Masterpiece they searched the store
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the dog was gone [Music] the next day a person comes forward claiming to have seen a dark-haired
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woman in a red coat leaving the store at around 1 30 P.M with a little gray Dog healing by her
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side and the only reason he even registered this as you know not common sight was
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that the dog did not have a leash and so it is deemed based on this very deemed credible witness that Masterpiece
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has been kidnapped or dog-napped if you will word of the dog napping reached newspapers all across the country one
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article read an anti-communist poodle dog disappeared today and its owner said a female may be the cause of it all
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count Pulaski pleaded with the public for masterpiece's safe return he offered another poodle in masterpiece's place
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he said I can't understand who would take the dog stealing a dog like that is like stealing the Hope Diamond
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dog groomers all over the city were put on alert to watch for Masterpiece thousands of leaflets were spread across
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New York they start making appearances on TV shows they have headlines they they select masterpiece's grandson
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Johnny as as the the Ken most closely resembling him and they start trotting him out on the TV shows they do an on
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the scene Recreation of the dog napping and they are said to have sent out a 13-state alarm
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on this dog one of the theories is that because Masterpiece was so well trained he rarely barked so maybe he just calmly
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followed the woman in the red coat out of the store as Pulaski himself had once said what he
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loved so much about the poodle was its temperament and willingness to please what do you think happened to
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masterpiece I mean maybe it was premeditated maybe this woman saw that big parade of poodles to
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Milgram and thought there's going to be an opening in here somewhere or maybe she just saw the opportunity at the
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moment it presented itself Maybe I mean maybe there was no Criminal Intent originally Poss we can't allow
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for the possibility that Masterpiece just went with her I said I'm getting away from this count I'm sick of this
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count I mean maybe he didn't understand that it was Forever the full ramifications for his action but I mean
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there's a chance this woman thought that she was rescuing him from this kind of silly egomaniac or endless Life as a
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show Pony um maybe it was a vindictive act against Pulaski maybe it was a communist she was
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wearing a red coat um it kind of goes on and on foreign Polaski held out hope that whoever had
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taken the dog would send a ransom note that there was some possibility of Masterpiece coming home I mean all these
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things that he that he cultivated about the dog about the breed and this dog in particular like led to this happening
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and and and the one thing is is dog napping was starting to happen poodles are the most kidnapped dog there had
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been a high profile case of of seven or eight poodles being held for ransom I mean even Patricia Highsmith wrote a
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novel in the early 70s a dog's Ransom but that was about the kidnapping of a poodle was like the initiating action
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but obviously Ransom did not factor into this I mean there's a chance he was sold
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on the Black Market Ali Khan in some way possibly but and and this was this was a
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problem before the new problem members which was puppy mills but this was something that would happen for people
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who wanted a purebred dog I mean the value of the dog is knowing who the dog is and asserting
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asserting who this dog is I mean he was kidnapped at the height of his Beauty and manhood according to Pulaski but
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when he was kidnapped he was considered the most famous off-screen like like the
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most famous dog who wasn't on a Hollywood star who wasn't written tin or Lassie um and if you can't
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say this is him then I don't know where the where the value is but I mean it seems very feasible that
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you just start cutting that dog differently and who's ever gonna know it's Masterpiece I mean the dog could
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just be could have just like lived out his days in Staten Island as a domesticated pet I mean
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there's just I mean [Music] there's no telling Masterpiece was never seen or heard from
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again almost a year later a reporter visited poodles Inc and wrote that the entire
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shop felt like a memorial to the dog there were still photos of Masterpiece all over the walls in one corner
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masterpiece's green velvet throne with canopy sat empty in 1956 Pulaski close-up shop
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he turned his attention towards a poodle encyclopedia he called it Pulaski on poodles
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he had a hard time finding a publisher though Winston Churchill a poodle man himself did ask to see a finished copy
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in his chapter poodles I have known Pulaski writes extensively about Masterpiece they have a copy at the AKC
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archives it sits alongside a big black scrapbook that Pulaski made he titled it Mr poodle
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himself on the front is what might be the first attempt at photoshopping Pulaski took a picture of himself and
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then pasted a picture of Masterpiece under his arm the poodle held its position at the top
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of the American Kennel club's list of most popular breeds until 1982 when it was overtaken by the Cocker Spaniel
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today Labrador Retriever [Music] count Pulaski died in 1971 at the age of 73. his obituary in the New York Times
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is short but does make space for one important fact in 1953 a silver gray male poodle named
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Masterpiece was stolen from the store and never recovered [Music] criminal is produced by Lauren Spore
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Episode Highlights

  • The Rise of the Poodle
    The poodle became a symbol of status and sophistication in the 1950s, captivating women and society alike. 'When a girl makes the big time, she traditionally acquires three things: minks, gems, and a poodle.'
    “When a girl makes the big time, she traditionally acquires three things: minks, gems, and a poodle.”
    @ 01m 08s
    January 07, 2023
  • The Mysterious Count Pulaski
    Count Pulaski's obsession with poodles led to the creation of a breeding program that changed the dog world. His prized poodle, Masterpiece, became a celebrity in his own right.
    “Pulaski was so taken with these poodles that he wanted to be around them all the time.”
    @ 06m 07s
    January 07, 2023
  • The Kidnapping of Masterpiece
    Masterpiece, the most famous poodle, was kidnapped, leading to a nationwide search and media frenzy. 'Stealing a dog like that is like stealing the Hope Diamond.'
    “Stealing a dog like that is like stealing the Hope Diamond.”
    @ 16m 50s
    January 07, 2023
  • Phoebe Judge Introduces Criminal
    Host Phoebe Judge welcomes listeners to the show, setting the stage for intriguing stories.
    @ 24m 58s
    January 07, 2023

Episode Quotes

  • Masterpiece was the most valuable dog in the world.
    Masterpiece | Criminal Podcast
  • Stealing a dog like that is like stealing the Hope Diamond.
    Masterpiece | Criminal Podcast
  • There's no telling; Masterpiece was never seen or heard from again.
    Masterpiece | Criminal Podcast
  • I'm sorry I'm so nervous.
    Masterpiece | Criminal Podcast
  • this is a secret journal so get out.
    Masterpiece | Criminal Podcast
  • before I [ __ ] slap you.
    Masterpiece | Criminal Podcast

Key Moments

  • Poodle Popularity00:05
  • Count Pulaski's Love06:07
  • Masterpiece Kidnapped15:50
  • Nervous Confessions24:44
  • Secret Journal24:47
  • Host Introduction24:58

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